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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,258 ♪ You know it seems so hard To find the real love ♪ 2 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:13,466 ♪ A love that is soft and warm ♪ 3 00:00:15,175 --> 00:00:17,966 ♪ You know There aren't many things in life ♪ 4 00:00:18,175 --> 00:00:21,675 ♪ That I can hold on to Because I've been let down so many times ♪ 5 00:00:22,925 --> 00:00:26,675 ♪ But I found now A real joy in knowing you ♪ 6 00:00:28,091 --> 00:00:32,550 ♪ You brighten up my life ♪ 7 00:00:33,425 --> 00:00:36,591 ♪ Ah, you're the key, girl ♪ 8 00:00:37,216 --> 00:00:39,466 ♪ To my world ♪ 9 00:00:39,591 --> 00:00:41,216 ♪ Let me tell you ♪ 10 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:45,550 ♪ There is no greater love ♪ 11 00:00:47,008 --> 00:00:49,008 ♪ What you have shown me girl ♪ 12 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,383 ♪ Drives me wild... ♪ 13 00:00:53,383 --> 00:00:55,758 Now, you ain't got fucking shit to say. 14 00:00:56,091 --> 00:00:57,466 Now you wanna be quiet. 15 00:00:57,550 --> 00:00:59,966 Now, when I got you in front of my motherfucking face, 16 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:01,133 and I'm asking you questions... 17 00:01:01,216 --> 00:01:03,675 What the fuck are you looking at? I'm right here! 18 00:01:03,966 --> 00:01:05,133 This is the fucking problem. 19 00:01:05,216 --> 00:01:07,466 You don't show me no fucking respect, and you don't listen. 20 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:08,675 I say the same shit to you 21 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:11,008 over and over and over and over again, 22 00:01:11,091 --> 00:01:12,841 like I'm a motherfuking tape recorder. 23 00:01:12,925 --> 00:01:16,091 Not to mention the fact that my apartment smells like a fucking cow barn, 24 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:18,216 because of all your fucking leather jackets. 25 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,550 And what is this, huh? 26 00:01:19,758 --> 00:01:21,466 You're a grown ass man. 27 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:23,175 Open a fucking checking account. 28 00:01:23,258 --> 00:01:24,633 Your name is Shaft, not Chase. 29 00:01:24,716 --> 00:01:26,883 Nigga, I'm not gonna keep dealing with this shit. 30 00:01:27,383 --> 00:01:29,341 Now, I done told you, I don't know 31 00:01:29,425 --> 00:01:30,550 who the fuck or what the fuck 32 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,091 you think this is. And you know what? 33 00:01:36,591 --> 00:01:38,050 You think this shit is fun for me? 34 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:41,008 You think I like hearing myself, repeat myself, repeat myself? 35 00:01:41,091 --> 00:01:42,758 Hello? Are you even listening to me? 36 00:01:43,258 --> 00:01:44,216 Course, I am, baby. 37 00:01:44,841 --> 00:01:46,300 - Come here. 38 00:01:53,216 --> 00:01:54,425 Wanna do me a favor? 39 00:01:54,508 --> 00:01:56,300 What? 40 00:01:57,633 --> 00:01:59,008 Oh, fuck, no! 41 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:00,050 Fuck, no! 42 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:01,550 Who the fuck do you think I am? 43 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:05,008 You think I'mma put my sanctified lips on that tainted community dick? 44 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,133 What the fuck? 45 00:02:23,466 --> 00:02:25,341 -Okay, I'm gonna need a minute. -Where are you going? 46 00:02:25,425 --> 00:02:28,341 -Just stay here. I'll be right back. -No! Don't go! Please don't go! 47 00:02:45,008 --> 00:02:46,258 Shit! 48 00:02:50,383 --> 00:02:51,341 Oh, shit! 49 00:02:51,716 --> 00:02:52,633 Oh! 50 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,508 - Weak shit, motherfucker. 51 00:03:05,883 --> 00:03:07,300 Fucking Gordito. 52 00:03:21,716 --> 00:03:22,883 Please don't! 53 00:03:26,216 --> 00:03:27,425 Don't shoot! Please! 54 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,175 Girl, what's wrong with you? 55 00:03:34,341 --> 00:03:36,175 You were saying something about my bank account? 56 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,716 What the fuck was that? 57 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,133 What the fuck was that? You said no one would hurt us here. 58 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:42,216 - Not in Harlem. -It's not my fault, Maya. 59 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,716 No! John, this is different. 60 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:51,133 I can't... I can't. I can't. I'm not... 61 00:03:51,216 --> 00:03:52,675 I gotta get him away from all this. 62 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:55,050 -No! Maya. -I gotta get him away from you! 63 00:03:55,466 --> 00:03:57,925 Maya... don't do this. 64 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:37,175 ♪ Dial the seven digits Call up Bridgette ♪ 65 00:04:37,258 --> 00:04:39,758 ♪ Her man's a midget Plus she got friends, yo, I can dig it ♪ 66 00:04:39,883 --> 00:04:41,883 ♪ Here's a forty, swig it You know it's frigid ♪ 67 00:04:41,966 --> 00:04:44,133 ♪ I got 'em chillin in the cooler Break out the ruler ♪ 68 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,383 ♪ Damn! That's the fattest stog' I ever seen ♪ 69 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:49,508 ♪ The weather's heat in Cali Gettin weeded makes it feel like Maui ♪ 70 00:04:49,591 --> 00:04:51,466 ♪ Now we feel the good vibrations ♪ 71 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,675 ♪ So many females, so much inspiration ♪ 72 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:56,425 ♪ Yeah, this is how we chill From 93 'til ♪ 73 00:04:56,508 --> 00:04:58,508 ♪ This is how we chill from 93 'til ♪ 74 00:05:03,175 --> 00:05:05,675 ♪ Yeah, this is how we chill From 93 'til ♪ 75 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:07,925 ♪ This is how we chill from 93 ♪ 76 00:05:13,841 --> 00:05:15,841 ...led by cutting over 255 million dollars... 77 00:05:15,925 --> 00:05:17,466 OJ Simpson has been trying... 78 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,258 ♪ You 'bout to feel the chronicles Of a bionical lyric ♪ 79 00:05:20,383 --> 00:05:22,841 ♪ Lyrically splitting dismissing I'm on a mission of just hitting ♪ 80 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:24,841 ♪ Now it's written and kitten hitting Wit mittens ♪ 81 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,258 ♪ I'm missing wishing man listen ♪ 82 00:05:26,341 --> 00:05:28,050 ♪ I glisten like sun and water While fishing. ♪ 83 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:29,508 ♪ Bust the move and then swerve ♪ 84 00:05:29,591 --> 00:05:32,008 ♪ Serve words with nerve embedded I said it word ♪ 85 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:33,550 ♪ Damn, you nerd man, you heard ♪ 86 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,466 ♪ Coming from the town Of Illy and alleys ♪ 87 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:38,133 ♪ Are full of Phillies and Rallys Suckers get silly as sally ♪ 88 00:05:38,216 --> 00:05:40,216 ♪ Then found in alleys, I'm rowdy, really ♪ 89 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,425 ♪ So here we go now Holla if ya hear me though ♪ 90 00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:44,508 ♪ Come and feel me flow... ♪ 91 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,675 ♪ Like a fatter bad Bladder boy ya pissing me off ♪ 92 00:05:54,841 --> 00:05:56,050 ♪ Before you even started ♪ 93 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:57,883 ♪ So what? So long. See you. Fly by my try ♪ 94 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:58,966 It's okay. 95 00:06:02,591 --> 00:06:04,758 ♪ So here we go now Holla if ya hear me though ♪ 96 00:06:04,841 --> 00:06:06,466 ♪ Come and feel me flow ♪ 97 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,716 ♪ Don't spill my drink ♪ 98 00:06:12,591 --> 00:06:14,591 ♪ Bullet Now, listen ♪ 99 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,258 ♪ Boy I'm also homie ♪ 100 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:18,508 ♪ Boy you know what it is ♪ 101 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,883 So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife... 102 00:06:26,716 --> 00:06:29,591 ♪ Got a pistol you don't want it Boy you know what it is ♪ 103 00:06:29,716 --> 00:06:32,216 ♪ I'm way flyer My pay is way higher ♪ 104 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,008 ♪ I they ever mention sire Boy you know what it is ♪ 105 00:06:35,216 --> 00:06:37,758 ♪ I write that drama You don't want no problems ♪ 106 00:06:37,841 --> 00:06:40,675 ♪ I lup that Llama Boy you know what it is ♪ 107 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:43,258 ♪ I get money all I got is big money ♪ 108 00:06:43,341 --> 00:06:44,841 -Move! 109 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:46,633 ♪ Boy you know what it is ♪ 110 00:06:51,508 --> 00:06:54,091 ♪ The wait is over here we go again I'm back in the play ♪ 111 00:06:54,175 --> 00:06:56,883 ♪ I sell another couple mill And put it back in the A ♪ 112 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:59,675 ♪ I take another couple mill And put it back in the safe  ♪ 113 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:02,466 ♪ Five cash for the crib On the back of the lake ♪ 114 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:05,216 ♪ I'm a real nigga homie Tell six figures only ♪ 115 00:07:06,258 --> 00:07:07,091 No, thanks. 116 00:07:07,175 --> 00:07:08,258 Yeah. 117 00:07:08,508 --> 00:07:09,758 -Drive safe. -Okay, let's go. 118 00:07:15,633 --> 00:07:17,216 Oh, seriously? 119 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:22,675 ♪ Yeah ♪ 120 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,300 ♪ Yeah, we back at it, yeah ♪ 121 00:07:24,716 --> 00:07:26,341 ♪ We're back and watchin' you, bitch ♪ 122 00:07:26,966 --> 00:07:29,300 ♪ IHOP in the 'Vrones, She breakin' her neck ♪ 123 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:30,466 ♪ We back in this bitch ♪ 124 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,300 ♪ I need a new day ♪ 125 00:07:35,383 --> 00:07:37,716 ♪ New chains, go look and let me naked ♪ 126 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:42,175 -Hey! - Watch out, dipshit. 127 00:07:42,258 --> 00:07:44,633 -Excuse me, sir, but it's a pedestrian-- -Yeah, yeah. Fucking millienials. 128 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,425 Seriously? 129 00:07:52,883 --> 00:07:54,091 Excuse me. Sorry. 130 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:23,216 Boom! 131 00:08:24,258 --> 00:08:25,175 Got you. 132 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,341 Yo, where the hell have you been, man? 133 00:08:32,425 --> 00:08:33,258 I just got back. 134 00:08:33,341 --> 00:08:35,508 -But we need to talk about some shit. 135 00:08:35,591 --> 00:08:36,425 So you down to hang? 136 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,341 Oh, what, "hang" hang? Like in person? 137 00:08:38,425 --> 00:08:39,675 Hell, yeah, I'm down. 138 00:08:40,966 --> 00:08:42,008 What's going on over there? 139 00:08:42,508 --> 00:08:44,841 It's an ambulance. I just-- I'm walking to the hospital. 140 00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:46,591 Hospital? You good? 141 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,341 -Do you mean, am I using? - No. 142 00:08:48,425 --> 00:08:49,591 No, that's not what I said. 143 00:08:49,716 --> 00:08:52,175 I know you're looking out for me, man. I appreciate that. Sorry. 144 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:54,883 I'm actually just going for a routine check-up with... 145 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:56,300 your favorite doctor, in fact. 146 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,216 -Who? Sasha? - Uh-huh. 147 00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:01,216 Dang. Man, I bet she looks good in scrubs. 148 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,633 You know, I will tell her that you've been thinking about that. 149 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:06,091 No. No, no, no. Come on. Don't do that. 150 00:09:06,175 --> 00:09:08,383 No, J, you know I wouldn't do you like that. Come on, now. 151 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:10,716 And plus, you're like a badass FBI agent. 152 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,050 She might actually give you a shot. 153 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:14,800 I'm not an "agent" agent, per say. I'm a data analyst. 154 00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:17,466 Data analyst? Please tell me you don't tell anyone else that. 155 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:20,633 Are you kidding me? Of course, I do. Cyber's running shit around here. 156 00:09:20,716 --> 00:09:21,758 Hey, Shaft. 157 00:09:21,841 --> 00:09:22,841 -Aye. -Conference room. Now. 158 00:09:22,925 --> 00:09:24,466 Um, it's John, sir. 159 00:09:24,841 --> 00:09:26,008 Okay, I gotta go. 160 00:09:28,258 --> 00:09:29,341 Yeah, run shit, huh? 161 00:09:29,466 --> 00:09:30,716 All right, everybody, listen up. 162 00:09:31,216 --> 00:09:32,633 As expected, the White House 163 00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:36,633 wants to ramp up cyber surveillance of potential terrorist threats. 164 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:38,925 Specifically, we are keeping an eye 165 00:09:39,008 --> 00:09:40,716 on the Rashad Azzam Mosque in Harlem, 166 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,716 and its cleric, Farik Bahar, 167 00:09:43,175 --> 00:09:46,091 who's drawn our attention with his frequent trips to Afghanistan. 168 00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:50,300 Now, we are going to need a complete digital blackout. 169 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:51,758 -Is that clear? - Yeah. 170 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:55,050 The last thing I need is that asshole from Channel Eight news 171 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:57,800 spewing some bullshit story about Islamophobia 172 00:09:57,883 --> 00:09:59,258 running rampant through the Bureau. 173 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:01,133 So heads on a swivel. 174 00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:03,008 Okay, who wants lead on this? 175 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:08,508 Anyone else? 176 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,341 Wait, seriously? I can do this. 177 00:10:10,425 --> 00:10:11,675 No. You can't. 178 00:10:12,675 --> 00:10:13,883 Put me in the game, coach. I-- 179 00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:17,591 Listen, rookie. This isn't some bullshit exercise they give you at the Academy. 180 00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:18,883 This is the real world. 181 00:10:19,341 --> 00:10:22,341 There's a certain hierarchy here you need to respect. 182 00:10:23,883 --> 00:10:25,258 Gotta give respect to get it. 183 00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:28,508 I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. What did you just say? 184 00:10:28,591 --> 00:10:29,800 How the hell did you hear that? 185 00:10:29,883 --> 00:10:33,216 Listen, kid, I don't have time to deal with the latest hotshot outta MIT 186 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,550 looking to flex his nuts. 187 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,008 I am dealing with daily terrorist threats, 188 00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:39,591 the worst heroin epidemic this city has ever seen, 189 00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:42,300 and a seven year old daughter who wants me to call her "Frank". 190 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:43,758 You are a rookie. 191 00:10:43,841 --> 00:10:45,258 Know your fucking role. 192 00:10:45,716 --> 00:10:47,300 Pasternack, you run the show. 193 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:48,466 Meeting dismissed. 194 00:11:00,341 --> 00:11:01,383 You want another? 195 00:11:01,508 --> 00:11:02,966 Happy Hour's almost up. 196 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,425 Yeah, sure. Why not? 197 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,716 Can't say no to a $16 wells. 198 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,300 Are you like... 199 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,841 an FBI agent or something? 200 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,800 Yeah, well... 201 00:11:21,258 --> 00:11:22,466 Uh... I'm actually... 202 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:25,591 more of a data analyst rather than an "agent" agent, 203 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,133 I'm kind of like a cybersecurity 204 00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:30,300 expert... 205 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,050 Okay, she left. 206 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,383 - Hm. 207 00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:36,133 Again, bro. If someone is asking if you're an FBI agent, 208 00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:37,550 just say you're an FBI agent, man. 209 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:38,800 - Hey, man. - Good to see you. 210 00:11:38,883 --> 00:11:40,633 Especially if she looks like that. 211 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,425 - Oh, I got you a little surprise. -Sasha! 212 00:11:42,508 --> 00:11:44,383 Oh, my God! 213 00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:45,800 -Hey! - What's up? 214 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,050 Oh, it's good to see you. 215 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,216 Oh, you know, when I heard that you guys were hanging out, 216 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,675 I had to invite myself. 217 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:52,758 Of course! 218 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:55,050 I mean, I can't even remember the last time 219 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,925 the three of us were together. 220 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,175 What do you guys want to drink? Let me... 221 00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:01,925 -Thank you. Well, I'll have a club soda. -Can I get a whiskey, please? 222 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:04,883 - I'm serious. -What did you have to leave town for? 223 00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:08,841 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to send up some stuff 224 00:12:08,925 --> 00:12:10,216 for, uh, my new business. 225 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,966 -New business? -Wait. 226 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,800 He didn't tell you about Brothers Watching Brothers? 227 00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:15,258 No. 228 00:12:15,341 --> 00:12:17,550 Yeah, damn. Okay, so... 229 00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:20,550 It's this rehabilitation program 230 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:23,008 that me and my Army buddies started. 231 00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:25,383 Basically the idea is to help vets who were coming back, 232 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:26,883 who are going through 233 00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:28,966 the same shit that I went through, with addiction, 234 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,633 and so just sort of helping them out, get them on their feet. 235 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:33,091 Oh, shit. 236 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,800 That's... Yo, that's what's up. 237 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,341 There's something else, too. 238 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,550 Something else? 239 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:39,841 Like what? 240 00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:44,258 Um... 241 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,758 Sorry, guys. I actually... I gotta go. 242 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,091 -You gotta go? - Yeah. 243 00:12:48,175 --> 00:12:49,758 I gotta go. Some work stuff popped up. 244 00:12:49,841 --> 00:12:51,425 You just said you're gonna tell us something. 245 00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:54,550 Yeah. And I'll just... text you about it later in the week. I just-- 246 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:55,925 There's something I gotta do. 247 00:12:56,508 --> 00:12:57,383 Okay. 248 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:00,800 Yo! Karim. 249 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:03,883 You good? 250 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:06,050 What? Yeah. No, I'm fine. Get back in there. 251 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,758 You said that you wanted to talk. I figured we can talk right now. 252 00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:11,050 No, man. No, that's... 253 00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:14,925 I just want to say... uh, thank you. 254 00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:18,383 Thank you for always being there for me, for always... 255 00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:20,175 you know, having my back. 256 00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:22,300 Yeah. 257 00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:29,758 -Go in there, go have fun. -All right, I'm out. 258 00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:31,091 Wish me luck. 259 00:13:48,591 --> 00:13:49,425 Hey. 260 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:50,508 Hey, Ma. What's up? 261 00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:51,716 Hey... 262 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,508 You okay? 263 00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:56,091 I'm fine. 264 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,050 Ma. Hey, what's wrong? 265 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:01,466 JJ... 266 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:04,966 Um... 267 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:07,508 They found Karim. 268 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:09,091 He's dead. 269 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,383 Ready. Fire! 270 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,758 - Ready. Fire! 271 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,716 Center face. 272 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,175 I just can't believe he was using again. 273 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,133 He wasn't. He was clean. 274 00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:57,966 JJ, don't make any excuses for him, okay? 275 00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,300 The police found him. 276 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:01,300 I don't care how they found him. 277 00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:03,883 The light was back in his eyes. You saw him. 278 00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:05,841 You examined him, for Christ's sake. 279 00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:09,175 Yeah. But my examination doesn't negate what the police found. 280 00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:12,050 To them, he's just another dead junkie vet. 281 00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:15,425 We need to find out what really happened to him. 282 00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:17,925 Well, you're in the FBI, aren't you? 283 00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:57,300 ♪ You see innocence, I see inner sin ♪ 284 00:15:57,425 --> 00:15:59,841 ♪ Sick of asking, We bout to start blasting  ♪ 285 00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:02,216 ♪ Sick of waiting We bout to start taking ♪ 286 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,633 ♪ We occupy the spot ♪ 287 00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:04,550 Thanks. 288 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:07,175 -Hey, which of these is the-- 289 00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:11,258 ♪ The night is ours Just fight the power ♪ 290 00:16:12,508 --> 00:16:16,883 ♪ We gotta fight the powers that be Just fight the power ♪ 291 00:16:18,591 --> 00:16:20,758 Give me your wallet! That's right. 292 00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:24,800 Then I'll sit here all day. My spot. 293 00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:29,091 Maybe I can come over today or tomorrow? I don't really matter. 294 00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,050 Hey. You lost, B? 295 00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:33,508 No. 296 00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:35,675 No, I'm just...  I'm chilling. 297 00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:36,883 Yo, you a cop? 298 00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:38,300 No. 299 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,258 I'm a FBI agent. 300 00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:42,966 That's funny. You funny, B. 301 00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:44,883 But for real, where you work? 302 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,925 Like Apple Store, or a Panera? 303 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:48,341 Oh, wait. You're one of them dudes 304 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,300 who make the fancy coffees and shit, right? 305 00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:51,883 A barista? 306 00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,841 I knew it! You a bay-reesta! 307 00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:55,425 Hey, yo, how you get the milk 308 00:16:55,508 --> 00:16:57,466 to turn into that Cool Whip shit on top? 309 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,591 It takes years of practice, all right, kid? 310 00:17:00,675 --> 00:17:02,383 -Thanks for your help. -Oh, crap. 311 00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:05,133 That's that fool they found laid up, tweaking off of Manny's shit. 312 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:06,716 Wait a minute. Who's Manny? 313 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,466 How you gonna ask me something like that? 314 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:09,675 You think I'm a snitch? 315 00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,966 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... -Well, I am. 316 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,175 For a price. 317 00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:14,591 How much cash you got on you? 318 00:17:14,675 --> 00:17:15,675 Are you... 319 00:17:17,508 --> 00:17:18,758 I don't know, actually. 320 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:20,425 Okay, I usually use Apple Pay. 321 00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:22,466 Let's see... I... Um-- 322 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,008 -My gosh. - Manny runs this block. 323 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,466 Anyone copping dope around here, gets it from him. 324 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,216 That's his spot right there. 325 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800 -Now move, bozo. -Oh! 326 00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:36,508 Perfect. 327 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,300 Oh! Hey, excuse me, miss. 328 00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:57,216 Ten dollars. 329 00:17:57,716 --> 00:17:58,591 For what? 330 00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:00,216 Ten dollars, I'll suck your dick. 331 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,466 But for five, I'll let you lick my titties. 332 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,508 No! 333 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,050 No, those are... those are reasonable prices, but you know, I... 334 00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,341 But what, motherfucker? 335 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,716 -What? You don't like titties? -No, I love titties. 336 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,425 Titties are the best, right? 337 00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:15,133 I just... You know, I had a big breakfast. 338 00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:17,091 I didn't really anticipate licking titties today. 339 00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:20,591 -The fuck are you doing here, then? -Well, I'm here looking for somebody. 340 00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:21,758 Manny? 341 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,300 Somebody say my name? 342 00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:29,341 Yeah, Manny. 343 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,591 Name's Manuel. 344 00:18:31,258 --> 00:18:32,591 Only my friends call me Manny. 345 00:18:33,341 --> 00:18:34,341 And you and me... 346 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,883 We ain't friends, are we? 347 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,508 No. No, we're not. 348 00:18:38,008 --> 00:18:39,841 Oh, we ain't friends? 349 00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:42,466 -No! Yeah... 350 00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,091 Wait a minute. Hold on. See, I just... 351 00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:46,216 You know, I came here to ask you about somebody 352 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,425 who's a mutual friend. 353 00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:49,508 So that's gotta count for something, right? 354 00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:50,758 Here, let me just-- 355 00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,841 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, guys. 356 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,050 Where the hell did he come from? 357 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,466 Come on, now. I'm just grabbing my cell phone. 358 00:18:58,716 --> 00:19:00,175 See, I just... Hold on, I'm gonna... 359 00:19:00,591 --> 00:19:01,550 show you something. 360 00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,258 I'mma pull this picture up. 361 00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:04,675 Shit, not that picture. 362 00:19:04,841 --> 00:19:06,883 Hang on. Give me one second. This is... 363 00:19:07,091 --> 00:19:09,383 This is dumb. I just I hate this new update. 364 00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,591 This shit is stupid. 365 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,133 Um... Here. Okay, okay. 366 00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:15,758 Did he come in here, maybe last week, looking to... 367 00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:18,258 you know, make a purchase 368 00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:19,675 from you, did he? 369 00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:23,800 He didn't do that, no. No, that doesn't make sense at all. 370 00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:27,508 Look, I'mma... I'mma just get out of here, you know. This is absolutely-- 371 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,383 Ow! 372 00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:43,716 Look, I'm just happy that you're okay, 373 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,550 and that this didn't turn into a shootout or something. 374 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:49,300 It's kinda hard for it to escalate into a shootout when you don't have a gun. 375 00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:51,591 Like you ain't got a gun. That's funny. 376 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:53,716 No. Like, I'm not a gun guy. 377 00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:54,925 Not a gun guy? 378 00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:56,883 JJ, you're in the FBI. 379 00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,966 Even I have a gun. And I live in the nice part of Brooklyn. 380 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:02,591 Do you know that most gunshot wounds are self-inflicted? 381 00:20:02,675 --> 00:20:04,591 Statistically speaking, you're safer without one. 382 00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:07,008 Not when you're in a drug house investigating a murder. 383 00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:08,466 Did you at least find anything? 384 00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:10,925 Yeah, but it's nothing good. 385 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,591 All right. 386 00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:19,091 So, I hacked into the medical examiner's database and I pulled the initial 387 00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,425 toxicology report. 388 00:20:21,508 --> 00:20:22,758 The cops might have been right. 389 00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:24,050 Looks like he OD'd. 390 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,258 Wait a minute. 391 00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:28,591 There's no way that Karim could've done this to himself. 392 00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:30,925 The concentration levels are too high. 393 00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,841 He would've OD'd before he even finished using. 394 00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:35,716 Who would do this to him? 395 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,966 Where are you going? 396 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,716 I gotta get Manny to talk. 397 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:45,758 Karim's body was found outside his place. He has to know something. 398 00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:48,508 You are not going back there. Not without the police. 399 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:51,091 Manny is not talking to the police. 400 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,133 Okay. 401 00:20:53,216 --> 00:20:56,175 So, if he won't talk to the police and he won't talk to you, 402 00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:57,508 then who is he gonna talk to? 403 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:41,758 Hello! 404 00:21:45,883 --> 00:21:46,716 Oh! 405 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,925 Um... 406 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,550 Hi... Um... 407 00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:51,341 I'm... I'm just... 408 00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:52,383 I'm looking for... 409 00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:53,383 -for... -Shaft? 410 00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:55,258 Mm-hm. 411 00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:56,508 Is he here? 412 00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:58,175 Right here, motherfucker. Who's asking? 413 00:21:58,258 --> 00:21:59,466 Oh, shit! 414 00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:01,425 Um... I... 415 00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:03,091 It's me. It's JJ. 416 00:22:03,175 --> 00:22:04,133 JJ who? 417 00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:05,883 JJ! John Shaft, Junior. 418 00:22:05,966 --> 00:22:07,341 -Your son! - My son? 419 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:11,175 Son? I thought you pulled out on time, every time. Shit. 420 00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:14,425 -Junior? -Yeah. 421 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:15,591 Fuck you doing here? 422 00:22:19,091 --> 00:22:19,966 Come on. 423 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,550 What the fuck are you wearing? 424 00:22:35,091 --> 00:22:39,091 I thought "Irresistible" was some kind of stripper name or some shit. 425 00:22:39,175 --> 00:22:41,175 I looked at your driver's license, and... 426 00:22:41,258 --> 00:22:42,508 that shit's for real. 427 00:22:42,591 --> 00:22:43,883 -I'll call you. 428 00:22:44,008 --> 00:22:44,883 No, you won't. 429 00:22:45,258 --> 00:22:46,091 Yeah... 430 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:48,258 I will. 431 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:57,716 Hell of a Pilates teacher. 432 00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:01,050 Do you want a drink? 433 00:23:01,841 --> 00:23:02,758 I'm good. 434 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,966 I can fix you a bubbly water with a wedge of lime, 435 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:06,966 if you like. 436 00:23:08,091 --> 00:23:09,508 It's eleven o'clock in the morning. 437 00:23:09,591 --> 00:23:12,425 Like you aren't shaming me by suggesting that me drinking water 438 00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:13,883 would actually be a bad thing. 439 00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:16,383 And as for that wedge of lime, it makes it an alkaline, so... 440 00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:21,883 Oh, my God. Your mom has really fucked you up. 441 00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:23,300 No, she just raised me. 442 00:23:23,425 --> 00:23:25,300 She didn't abandon me 25 years ago. 443 00:23:25,383 --> 00:23:27,383 Whoa, whoa, pump your brakes now. 444 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,925 I did not abandon you. 445 00:23:31,091 --> 00:23:33,050 It's a little more complicated than that. 446 00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:35,508 Oh, okay. Well, I didn't realize that it was complicated. 447 00:23:35,591 --> 00:23:37,800 You know, in that case, all is forgiven. 448 00:23:37,925 --> 00:23:39,966 You're standing here acting like I ain't remember you. 449 00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:41,675 Like I ain't send you shit every birthday-- 450 00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:43,466 Like the condoms you sent me when I was 10? 451 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:47,050 Remember that year I sent you those VIP passes to Honeybuns 452 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:49,300 with the complimentary $500 stacks? 453 00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:51,008 No. 454 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,925 Ah! Your mama didn't give you that, huh? 455 00:23:54,341 --> 00:23:55,550 She's scared you're gonna 456 00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:57,508 run into your grandma up in there. 457 00:23:57,591 --> 00:23:59,466 You know, she had more stripper girlfriends 458 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:01,008 than an Arab got hoes in the harem. 459 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,800 Could you not talk about my grandmother like that, please? 460 00:24:05,925 --> 00:24:07,883 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 461 00:24:08,466 --> 00:24:09,633 So my blood 462 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,633 is collecting checks from the FBI? 463 00:24:12,841 --> 00:24:13,675 That's right. 464 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,133 Hm. 465 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,925 How's it feel, you working for the Man? 466 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:19,758 You mean having an actual job? 467 00:24:20,216 --> 00:24:21,550 Like... paying taxes? 468 00:24:22,091 --> 00:24:26,466 Not living off the grid in an all-cash sublet? It's great. 469 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,175 So... 470 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:29,633 you in the city now? 471 00:24:30,216 --> 00:24:31,591 Oh, no, don't tell me. 472 00:24:31,675 --> 00:24:34,758 Uh... down in Soho, exposed brick loft, 473 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:38,091 with a bi-curious roommate, with a little furry-ass dog. 474 00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:39,300 And... 475 00:24:39,425 --> 00:24:41,633 Oh! A farmhouse sink. 476 00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:43,341 You've been stalking my Facebook? 477 00:24:43,425 --> 00:24:44,966 I look like I'm on Facebook, motherfucker? 478 00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:48,091 You come in here with your skinny-ass jeans, 479 00:24:48,175 --> 00:24:49,841 your button-down plaid Gap shirt, 480 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:53,175 and what looks like some badminton fucking Nikes. 481 00:24:54,716 --> 00:24:58,175 Any nigga with two eyes and a dick could read you a mile away. 482 00:24:58,675 --> 00:25:03,675 Oh, your mom did one hell of a job turning you into a bona fide white boy. 483 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,508 Oh, what? 'Cause I shop at the Gap and I have a college degree 484 00:25:06,591 --> 00:25:09,133 and I know my FICO score, that means I'm not black? 485 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,383 -Well, it kind of does. -You know what? 486 00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,758 I'm not doing this with you. 487 00:25:12,841 --> 00:25:14,925 I didn't come here to argue about my clothes, 488 00:25:15,008 --> 00:25:17,591 or where I work, or any of the father-son stuff 489 00:25:17,675 --> 00:25:19,716 that you wanna talk about. I'm here for business. 490 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,966 What kind of business could your Don Lemon ass 491 00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:23,133 have in my world? 492 00:25:26,466 --> 00:25:27,466 I need your help. 493 00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:31,383 I knew it! 494 00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:34,175 I knew this day would come. 495 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:39,008 No matter how hard your mom tried to kill that family shit in you, 496 00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:42,758 those Shaft swimmers found their way all the way up in that pussy, didn't they? 497 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:44,758 Come on. How far along is she? How much you need? 498 00:25:44,841 --> 00:25:46,550 No, there's no she. 499 00:25:47,383 --> 00:25:48,550 I need to hire you. 500 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,133 I need your help for a case. 501 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,050 Oh. 502 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,550 You can't afford me. 503 00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:55,716 You owe me. 504 00:25:56,591 --> 00:25:59,425 Just consider it payback for father figure deprivation. 505 00:25:59,508 --> 00:26:00,466 Nigga, what? 506 00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:01,800 Please don't use the N-word. 507 00:26:02,466 --> 00:26:03,300 Okay. 508 00:26:04,675 --> 00:26:05,633 What's the case? 509 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,550 -I think my best friend was murdered. -You think? 510 00:26:09,675 --> 00:26:12,175 It was ruled as an overdose, but I have reason to believe-- 511 00:26:12,258 --> 00:26:13,466 Whoa. Stop right there. 512 00:26:13,925 --> 00:26:15,675 I've heard all this before. 513 00:26:15,758 --> 00:26:17,133 You've heard all of what before? 514 00:26:17,591 --> 00:26:19,591 Friends and family of the junkies, 515 00:26:19,675 --> 00:26:21,675 always looking for some other reason, 516 00:26:21,758 --> 00:26:24,800 when a junkie is just a junkie. Case closed. 517 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,966 You didn't know him. He was clean. 518 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,925 That overdose was bogus. 519 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,258 He had enough heroin in his system to kill 10 people. 520 00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:41,883 There's no way he could've done something like that to himself. 521 00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:46,258 I traced the supplier to this run-down tenement in Harlem on 139th Street. 522 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,841 On 139th Street? 523 00:26:49,925 --> 00:26:50,758 You sure? 524 00:26:51,841 --> 00:26:52,675 Yeah. 525 00:26:56,466 --> 00:26:57,550 Well, that's interesting. 526 00:27:01,925 --> 00:27:03,633 Why is that interesting? 527 00:27:17,091 --> 00:27:18,633 Who did that to you, son? 528 00:27:18,716 --> 00:27:21,008 Don't act like you care about that. 529 00:27:21,091 --> 00:27:23,091 No, no, no, no. You tell me 530 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:26,091 who put hands on you like you're some little punk. 531 00:27:26,175 --> 00:27:27,466 And you tell me right now. 532 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,925 All right, it's this... this henchman. 533 00:27:33,175 --> 00:27:34,925 This guy named Manuel. 534 00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:35,883 What? 535 00:27:36,216 --> 00:27:38,883 One of Manny's push-up-doing punks did that to you? 536 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:40,883 Yep. 537 00:27:40,966 --> 00:27:44,341 That motherfucker must have lost his goddamn mind. 538 00:27:45,383 --> 00:27:46,216 Shit. 539 00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:49,758 Um... What are you doing? 540 00:27:49,841 --> 00:27:52,216 We gotta go handle our business. Come on. 541 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,633 Hey! 542 00:27:58,175 --> 00:28:01,216 -Where are we going? -Look, you either get in or get gone. 543 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,050 But if you get gone, you stay gone. 544 00:28:03,591 --> 00:28:06,216 ♪ I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke ♪ 545 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,508 ♪ Now I slam it when I'm done And make sure it's broke ♪ 546 00:28:08,591 --> 00:28:10,758 ♪ When I'm gone no one gets on Cause I won't let ♪ 547 00:28:10,841 --> 00:28:13,133 ♪ Nobody press up and mess up The scene I set ♪ 548 00:28:13,216 --> 00:28:16,133 ♪ I like to stand in a crowd And watch the people wonder damn ♪ 549 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,091 Ooh! 550 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:30,216 Damn, man. How old is this car? 551 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:31,966 No! 552 00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:36,550 Your clicker's not working. Come on! 553 00:28:45,675 --> 00:28:47,258 What? You're just gonna march right in there? 554 00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:48,841 You said you wanted my help. 555 00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:51,133 Yeah, help finding out who killed my best friend, 556 00:28:51,216 --> 00:28:52,800 not help getting my ass kicked again. 557 00:28:52,925 --> 00:28:55,300 Well, this is the streets, son. What do you expect me to do? 558 00:28:55,925 --> 00:28:57,758 I don't know. I thought maybe you had his cell. 559 00:28:57,841 --> 00:28:59,675 You could send a tersely worded text. 560 00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:01,550 Oh, no, no, no. See, I'm anti-gun. 561 00:29:01,633 --> 00:29:03,758 There's a reason I'm an analyst and not an agent. 562 00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:06,133 -That some of your mama's shit? -No, it's some of your shit, 563 00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:08,591 that turned into my mama's shit, that turned into my shit. 564 00:29:08,758 --> 00:29:09,591 I think. 565 00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:12,050 That's some more of your mama's shit. You think too much. 566 00:29:13,008 --> 00:29:15,675 You know what? I think I'm gonna wait in the car. 567 00:29:16,383 --> 00:29:17,883 That's what your mom would do. 568 00:29:25,925 --> 00:29:27,383 Unbelievable. 569 00:29:28,758 --> 00:29:30,675 Some of my mama's shit. 570 00:29:33,675 --> 00:29:35,800 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 571 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:37,675 Fine! 572 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,716 -What'd I tell you about that last time? 573 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,758 Shit! My arm! 574 00:29:51,675 --> 00:29:52,550 groans 575 00:29:53,216 --> 00:29:54,341 The fuck you doing? 576 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,675 My man. 577 00:29:55,966 --> 00:29:58,008 I'm supposed to be meeting my real estate agent here. 578 00:29:58,091 --> 00:30:01,591 But you know, the virtual tour she sent me, 579 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:05,841 I could have sworn this place had a lot more light. 580 00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:08,758 What? Look, man, I don't know what the fuck you-- 581 00:30:15,258 --> 00:30:17,425 Oh, my God! I thought you was really gonna shoot him. 582 00:30:18,008 --> 00:30:19,883 -Get their guns. -Okay. Yeah. 583 00:30:19,966 --> 00:30:21,966 I got it. I'mma be taking these. 584 00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:26,466 Now, which one of these motherfuckers lay his hands on you? 585 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:29,800 -Um... That one. - Him? Oh. 586 00:30:31,258 --> 00:30:34,300 -Oh, shit, no. I pointed at the other one! -Yeah, I know, 587 00:30:34,383 --> 00:30:36,925 but since you're gonna be whooping his ass, I wanted to make sure 588 00:30:37,008 --> 00:30:39,050 he didn't jump in. You are gonna whoop his ass, right? 589 00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:40,050 Um... 590 00:30:40,216 --> 00:30:41,466 Oh, no! 591 00:30:45,341 --> 00:30:47,091 -Where's Manny? 592 00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:50,716 How's he supposed to answer you? You're crushing his nuts. 593 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,425 No. When I get leverage on the wall 594 00:30:52,508 --> 00:30:54,050 -and lean like this, I'm crushing 595 00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,300 his nuts. Where's Manny? 596 00:30:56,425 --> 00:30:57,966 Yo, what the fuck is going-- 597 00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:59,091 Manny! 598 00:30:59,175 --> 00:31:00,091 Shaft? 599 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:01,841 Qué pasa, shitbag? 600 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:03,716 -What do you want? 601 00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:05,716 What do I want? 602 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,258 Wow, it's so long 603 00:31:07,341 --> 00:31:08,675 since somebody asked me that. 604 00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:09,966 Well, now that you asked, 605 00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:13,633 I want cheap, over-the-counter erectile cream. 606 00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:16,716 Uh... I want Jodeci and Al Green 607 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,675 to drop a Christmas album. 608 00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:22,258 I want 24 hours uninterrupted with Halle Berry, 609 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:24,216 hence the erectile cream. 610 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,925 But what I really want to know, 611 00:31:27,008 --> 00:31:28,258 is why you... 612 00:31:29,008 --> 00:31:30,925 didn't afford my son... 613 00:31:31,008 --> 00:31:34,300 the respect associated with the Shaft 614 00:31:34,383 --> 00:31:35,466 family name. 615 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,591 That's your son? 616 00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:39,008 Pride and joy. 617 00:31:41,591 --> 00:31:42,425 He's running? 618 00:31:43,216 --> 00:31:44,216 -Yeah. -Shoot him. 619 00:31:45,383 --> 00:31:48,466 -Where are the guns you picked up? -Oh... Um... I threw those out the window. 620 00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:50,633 You don't throw guns out an open window! 621 00:31:51,008 --> 00:31:52,175 -Kids live up here! -Oh! 622 00:32:01,175 --> 00:32:02,008 Damn! 623 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:05,966 -Move! - Hey! 624 00:32:18,508 --> 00:32:19,466 Son of a-- 625 00:32:20,425 --> 00:32:21,716 Gentrification's a bitch, ain't it? 626 00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:25,383 Here, cover. 627 00:32:25,591 --> 00:32:27,050 -uh... -Take the gun! 628 00:32:31,175 --> 00:32:32,883 What the fuck! 629 00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:36,675 Oh! Damn! 630 00:32:36,758 --> 00:32:38,633 Yo, your pinkie just got fucked up. 631 00:32:38,716 --> 00:32:40,425 Show him the goddamn picture, will you? 632 00:32:40,508 --> 00:32:42,633 Oh... Ah... 633 00:32:42,883 --> 00:32:43,800 So, my friend's body 634 00:32:43,883 --> 00:32:46,341 was found outside your building last week. So, what? 635 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:47,550 Was he buying drugs from you? 636 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,258 -Can't hear you! -No, no, no, look, look, look. 637 00:32:50,341 --> 00:32:52,675 I don't know what he was doing there. He used to cop from me, 638 00:32:52,758 --> 00:32:55,091 but I ain't seen him in a while, ever since he was fucking 639 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:56,800 with that Brothers Watching Brothers bullshit. 640 00:32:56,883 --> 00:32:58,383 Brothers Watching Brothers? 641 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,133 Damn, son. Sounds like your boy might've been on the down low. 642 00:33:02,341 --> 00:33:03,258 Anything you wanna tell me? 643 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:04,883 What? 644 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,550 -No. -You sure? 645 00:33:06,633 --> 00:33:08,800 'Cause that damn sure would explain a whole lot of shit. 646 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,466 Yes, I'm sure. 647 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:11,550 So you like pussy? 648 00:33:11,633 --> 00:33:14,133 Yes, I like... I like pussy. Yeah. 649 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,425 The way you say "pussy," it don't sound like you like it. 650 00:33:16,508 --> 00:33:17,758 Describe what a pussy look like. 651 00:33:17,883 --> 00:33:20,341 It's got this little... No, you know what-- Fuck. Listen, man. 652 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:23,800 Brothers Watching Brothers is a rehab center for Army vets. 653 00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:25,133 -For real? -Yes! 654 00:33:25,258 --> 00:33:26,550 -For real? -For real? 655 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:28,175 Yes! 656 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,800 -That all? -Look, that's all I know. All right? 657 00:33:31,883 --> 00:33:32,883 All right, then. 658 00:33:33,841 --> 00:33:34,716 For real, though? 659 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:39,258 Them motherfuckers need a new name. See, Manny, that wasn't hard, was it? 660 00:33:39,341 --> 00:33:40,966 You broke my whole fucking hand! 661 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:42,925 I broke two fucking fingers! 662 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:44,050 - This... 663 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:46,633 is me breaking your whole fucking hand. 664 00:33:46,716 --> 00:33:48,883 I hate it when motherfuckers exaggerate. 665 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,216 Oh, and you fucked up my coat. That's gonna be $100 to get it cleaned. 666 00:33:53,841 --> 00:33:54,675 God. 667 00:33:54,758 --> 00:33:56,466 -Hundred dollars. - Oh... 668 00:34:00,341 --> 00:34:01,591 -Wow. -All right, then. 669 00:34:03,633 --> 00:34:04,800 -That's... -We're good. 670 00:34:05,508 --> 00:34:06,925 -Get in the fucking car. -Holy... 671 00:34:08,216 --> 00:34:10,383 ♪ Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪ 672 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,716 ♪ But I can fe-fi or fo, Diddly-bum, here I come ♪ 673 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,091 ♪ So Peter Piper, I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose ♪ 674 00:34:15,175 --> 00:34:17,550 ♪ 'Cause I'm The supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro ♪ 675 00:34:17,633 --> 00:34:20,008 ♪ I gave my oopsy, daisy, Now you've got the crazy ♪ 676 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:22,341 ♪ I'm crazy with the books, Googley-goo where's the gravy ♪ 677 00:34:22,425 --> 00:34:23,966 Aggravated assault, 678 00:34:24,466 --> 00:34:27,175 illegal use of a firearm, torture? 679 00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:28,841 You didn't just break laws, 680 00:34:28,925 --> 00:34:32,341 you committed human rights violations. 681 00:34:32,425 --> 00:34:33,258 So? 682 00:34:33,925 --> 00:34:34,800 So? 683 00:34:35,466 --> 00:34:36,716 I work for the FBI. 684 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,133 I can't be aiding and abetting 685 00:34:38,216 --> 00:34:42,466 the city's highest-profile sociopath as he just tears through Harlem 686 00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:44,133 one drug dealer at a time. 687 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:46,841 Look, you asked for my help, I gave you my help. 688 00:34:46,925 --> 00:34:48,675 You don't like the way the sausage is made, 689 00:34:48,758 --> 00:34:50,258 close your eyes when you're eating it. 690 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,008 The fuck kind of metaphor is that? 691 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,133 I think what you're trying to say 692 00:34:55,216 --> 00:34:56,050 is "thank you". 693 00:34:56,216 --> 00:34:57,091 Yeah. 694 00:34:57,175 --> 00:34:58,883 Right. Thanks. 695 00:34:59,258 --> 00:35:00,758 Could you drop me off, please? 696 00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:03,133 I think coming to you was a mistake. 697 00:35:03,258 --> 00:35:05,258 -I'll take it from here. -Take what from here? 698 00:35:05,341 --> 00:35:07,883 I'm going to Brothers Watching Brothers. See what I can find out. 699 00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:11,841 Fuck that! We are going to Brothers Watching Brothers. 700 00:35:11,966 --> 00:35:13,175 -We? - Yeah, we. 701 00:35:13,258 --> 00:35:16,425 If you're gonna pursue this investigation, I'mma have to babysit your ass. 702 00:35:16,508 --> 00:35:18,508 You're the worst father ever. 703 00:35:18,591 --> 00:35:20,216 No, that would be mine. 704 00:35:21,216 --> 00:35:23,591 But I can't have your ass out here in these streets, 705 00:35:23,675 --> 00:35:25,216 besmirching our family name. 706 00:35:25,675 --> 00:35:27,675 ♪ Snap a neck for some live EFX ♪ 707 00:35:29,591 --> 00:35:30,466 ♪ For some live EFX ♪ 708 00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:34,633 Hello. 709 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,508 Welcome to Brothers Watching Brothers. 710 00:35:36,883 --> 00:35:38,008 How can I help you? 711 00:35:38,508 --> 00:35:40,216 Stop. Yes. Hi. 712 00:35:40,341 --> 00:35:42,633 -We were actually just hoping to talk-- - Yo! 713 00:35:42,716 --> 00:35:45,091 Could whoever's in charge of this motherfucker come up front? 714 00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,466 Why do you... Really? 715 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:50,550 Can I help y'all? 716 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,300 Sorry about that. I'm JJ. 717 00:35:52,383 --> 00:35:54,216 -This is-- -Shaft. John Shaft. 718 00:35:54,716 --> 00:35:55,550 Ignore him. 719 00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:57,050 He thinks he's the black James Bond. 720 00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,258 If that motherfucker was real, he'd think he was me. 721 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,633 Please... Stop. 722 00:36:01,716 --> 00:36:04,716 I'm Major Gary Cutworth. We like to keep it a little casual around here. 723 00:36:04,841 --> 00:36:05,925 Around here just call me Cutty. 724 00:36:06,008 --> 00:36:07,258 What can I do for you fellas? 725 00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:10,508 I was hoping to talk to you about a friend of mine, Karim? 726 00:36:10,591 --> 00:36:11,550 Yeah. 727 00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:14,008 I remember seeing you at the funeral. Everything okay up here? 728 00:36:14,091 --> 00:36:15,591 Yeah. Gentlemen... 729 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:18,716 meet Sergeant Keith Williams, Staff Sergeant Eddie Dominguez. 730 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,966 These fellas are friends of Karim's. They want to talk. 731 00:36:21,050 --> 00:36:22,091 Why don't y'all come back? 732 00:36:22,175 --> 00:36:23,966 -We'll have some coffee. -Yeah, decaf for me. 733 00:36:24,091 --> 00:36:26,091 - What's that? - I'd love a decaf. 734 00:36:26,633 --> 00:36:28,550 We opened this facility two years ago, 735 00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:31,133 and we conduct therapy, both physical and mental, 736 00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:34,050 not to mention a majority of our staff that work here are retired vets. 737 00:36:34,133 --> 00:36:35,591 We help them feel more comfortable 738 00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:37,716 transitioning from service to the workforce. 739 00:36:42,258 --> 00:36:43,425 Last year, we started bringing 740 00:36:43,508 --> 00:36:46,216 back donated vehicles damaged from overseas missions, 741 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,925 and we refurbish them here, 742 00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:50,758 sell them, help make profits for our rehab operations. 743 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:53,091 It's crazy for us to go through those three tours together 744 00:36:53,175 --> 00:36:54,383 and to just lose Karim like that. 745 00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:56,341 Yeah, it's tough. It's real tough. 746 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:58,091 Hell, why didn't he just come to us? 747 00:36:58,175 --> 00:36:59,591 Maybe he was scared to. 748 00:36:59,841 --> 00:37:01,258 Scared? You ever been to war? 749 00:37:01,341 --> 00:37:03,883 Frontlines, Harlem, '80's. That work for you? 750 00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,216 What Dom's trying to say is that 751 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,425 the war really took its toll on a lot of men. 752 00:37:07,508 --> 00:37:09,883 The drinking, drugs, and... 753 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:12,341 Karim was just... He was worst of all. 754 00:37:12,425 --> 00:37:13,550 He just couldn't cope. 755 00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:16,175 Yeah, and with the lack of funding and the red tape, 756 00:37:16,258 --> 00:37:18,175 the VA couldn't even begin to start helping. 757 00:37:18,258 --> 00:37:19,883 That's why we started this place. 758 00:37:19,966 --> 00:37:21,216 Brothers Watching Brothers. 759 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,175 Built for soldiers, by soldiers. 760 00:37:23,258 --> 00:37:24,966 See, now that's a better name. 761 00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:27,258 And no surprise, this place was Karim's idea. 762 00:37:27,341 --> 00:37:29,466 That's why it was so strange when he started pulling away. 763 00:37:29,550 --> 00:37:32,758 -Pull out? What? -Away. He said, "pulling away." 764 00:37:32,841 --> 00:37:35,050 Yeah, ever since he... found religion, 765 00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:37,091 he basically stopped coming around. 766 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,550 Karim? Religious? 767 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,883 He was never that guy. 768 00:37:40,966 --> 00:37:43,716 Well, he started going to a mosque uptown after he met his girl, Anam. 769 00:37:44,591 --> 00:37:46,591 The Rashad Mosque. 770 00:37:47,591 --> 00:37:49,383 Yeah, I think that's right. Once they got together, 771 00:37:49,466 --> 00:37:50,966 that's where he spent all his time. 772 00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:53,175 That's probably where he fell back into using. 773 00:37:53,258 --> 00:37:55,383 Shit, man. You know what? I don't think I wanna talk about this anymore. 774 00:37:55,466 --> 00:37:59,008 Hey, no, look. I'm sorry. What exactly are y'all looking to find? 775 00:37:59,341 --> 00:38:02,216 -Uh, we were just trying to get some-- -Closure. 776 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,758 Just trying to get some closure here, that's all. 777 00:38:04,841 --> 00:38:05,758 Yeah. Thanks, fellas. 778 00:38:05,841 --> 00:38:07,050 Yeah. Of course. 779 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:08,175 -Appreciate it. -Of course. 780 00:38:08,258 --> 00:38:09,133 Mm-hm. 781 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,300 Thanks for your help, guys. I appreciate it. 782 00:38:28,466 --> 00:38:29,758 The hell is the matter with you? 783 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:32,550 Something ain't right about that Dominguez motherfucker 784 00:38:32,633 --> 00:38:34,008 not making eye contact and shit. 785 00:38:34,508 --> 00:38:36,925 Maybe 'cause he's upset he just lost his friend. 786 00:38:39,175 --> 00:38:41,591 I'm more concerned about that Anam girl in the mosque. 787 00:38:41,675 --> 00:38:43,258 You know, the FBI monitors that place 788 00:38:43,341 --> 00:38:45,133 -for terrorist activity. -So you think your boy 789 00:38:45,216 --> 00:38:47,800 -might've been a terrorist? -What? Of course not! No. 790 00:38:47,883 --> 00:38:50,966 Sounds like you're saying your friend was a terrorist. 791 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:52,591 That's pretty fucked up, if you ask me. 792 00:38:52,675 --> 00:38:54,383 Are you insane? 793 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:57,216 Karim was my best friend. I'm just saying that there has to be a reason 794 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,883 he didn't tell me about that part of his life. 795 00:38:58,966 --> 00:39:01,466 Yeah! 'Cause that motherfucker was a fucking terrorist! 796 00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:03,550 -Jesus. -No, Allah. 797 00:39:06,925 --> 00:39:09,800 ♪ Girl Girl, what' up? ♪ 798 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:11,675 ♪ I want you body ♪ 799 00:39:11,758 --> 00:39:14,341 ♪ Give it to me, now Give it to me, now ♪ 800 00:39:15,050 --> 00:39:16,300 ♪ So give me that body ♪ 801 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,758 Come on, man. White people don't even listen to this shit. 802 00:39:19,841 --> 00:39:20,758 Come on. 803 00:39:20,841 --> 00:39:21,758 Uh-oh... 804 00:39:23,258 --> 00:39:24,175 Mm-hm. 805 00:39:25,758 --> 00:39:29,133 Now that's what I'm talking about. Now that is music. 806 00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:30,550 ♪ Gonna take care of you ♪ 807 00:39:30,633 --> 00:39:33,633 ♪ If you think I have Got what you need ♪ 808 00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,633 ♪ Show you right 809 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:39,216 Whoo-hoo! I think you might've been conceived to this song. 810 00:39:39,966 --> 00:39:41,091 Thanks for that. 811 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,091 Man, where are you going? 812 00:39:47,175 --> 00:39:48,758 My place is in the opposite direction. 813 00:39:48,841 --> 00:39:51,091 I'm smarter than GPS, motherfucker. I know that. 814 00:39:51,175 --> 00:39:52,716 -We gotta make a pit stop. - Oh! 815 00:39:52,841 --> 00:39:56,008 No. Please, no. I'm exhausted. Can you just take me home? 816 00:39:56,091 --> 00:39:56,925 No can do. 817 00:39:57,425 --> 00:39:58,758 You coming with. 818 00:39:59,258 --> 00:40:00,675 ♪ If you think I am Gonna take care of you ♪ 819 00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:03,633 ♪ If you think I have Got what you need ♪ 820 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,466 ♪ Show you right ♪ 821 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,633 No. 822 00:40:11,716 --> 00:40:14,508 No, I think I've seen enough of Harlem's underbelly for today. 823 00:40:14,591 --> 00:40:16,716 I think I'm all good on this one. 824 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,216 You wanna solve your case, right? 825 00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:20,300 That's... 826 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,133 Hey, what does this place have to do with solving the case? 827 00:40:30,258 --> 00:40:31,341 Just trust me, okay? 828 00:40:32,883 --> 00:40:34,008 Trust you? 829 00:40:34,675 --> 00:40:39,091 You know, I really don't think you understand what that word means. 830 00:41:25,675 --> 00:41:28,300 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 831 00:41:30,925 --> 00:41:33,300 ♪ You've got the best of my love ♪ 832 00:41:35,466 --> 00:41:37,633 You've got to be fucking kidding me! 833 00:41:38,175 --> 00:41:39,550 Trust you, really? 834 00:41:39,633 --> 00:41:40,550 First drink's on me. 835 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:42,258 You said that we were coming here for the case. 836 00:41:42,341 --> 00:41:45,216 We are. We're here to clear our heads, blow off some steam. 837 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,883 That's the key to solving any case. 838 00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:49,175 No, I'm not about to go clubbing with you. 839 00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:50,800 And why the fuck not? 840 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,258 You're a 60 year old man, 841 00:41:53,341 --> 00:41:54,175 and it's a Tuesday. 842 00:41:54,258 --> 00:41:56,716 Rule number one. Any woman that dresses up 843 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,508 to comes out on a Tuesday night, is my kind of woman. 844 00:41:59,591 --> 00:42:00,758 How you think I met your mom? 845 00:42:00,841 --> 00:42:04,550 Okay, that's that's enough with the rules. You know what? I'm out of here. 846 00:42:04,633 --> 00:42:07,383 Excuse me, gentlemen. These are courtesy of those two ladies. 847 00:42:08,925 --> 00:42:10,841 Who-ho! Rule number two. 848 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:13,633 Never turn down free drinks from a beautiful lady. 849 00:42:13,716 --> 00:42:16,716 -Hey, Shaft! Looking good. 850 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,466 Yeah, when are you gonna let us give you the two-for-one special? Mm? 851 00:42:19,550 --> 00:42:20,591 Who's your friend? 852 00:42:20,675 --> 00:42:24,008 Oh, ladies. This is my son, Junior. 853 00:42:24,091 --> 00:42:27,466 -Oh, my God, you have a son? -Look, I always get y'all mixed up. 854 00:42:27,591 --> 00:42:28,883 -Baby. -And Sugar. 855 00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:30,050 -Sugar! - Come here. 856 00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:33,925 Oh, okay. Come on, now. Wait, those can't be your real names. 857 00:42:34,008 --> 00:42:36,216 I bet there is nothing junior about this Shaft. 858 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:40,008 Well, too bad you're not gonna have the chance to find out, 859 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,716 'cause he was just about to leave. 860 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,925 What? No. Stay and have a couple more drinks with us. 861 00:42:45,008 --> 00:42:46,008 -Um... 862 00:42:46,091 --> 00:42:47,425 You know you want to. 863 00:42:47,841 --> 00:42:50,050 -Maybe one... one more drink. -Okay, it's lit! 864 00:42:50,133 --> 00:42:52,341 Go! I said move. 865 00:42:52,425 --> 00:42:54,133 Get away. Thank you. 866 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:58,383 -Andre, we got a new friend. - Mm-hmm. 867 00:42:58,466 --> 00:43:00,466 Three of our favorites, Buttery Nipples. 868 00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:02,800 -Have you ever had a Buttery Nipple? -Just put it in your mouth. 869 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:04,425 -Oh, um... -Cheers! 870 00:43:05,466 --> 00:43:06,300 -Whoo! -Whoo! 871 00:43:07,841 --> 00:43:09,675 -Okay, okay. -Just put it in your mouth. In, in. 872 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,758 Yeah, then swallow it. 873 00:43:17,716 --> 00:43:19,758 You've been out of that boy's life 20-some-odd years. 874 00:43:19,841 --> 00:43:21,425 Now all of a sudden you wanna play daddy? 875 00:43:21,508 --> 00:43:24,008 -That's fucked up, you know that? -Play daddy? 876 00:43:24,091 --> 00:43:25,758 Don't bullshit me, Shaft. You hear me? 877 00:43:25,883 --> 00:43:28,800 You think you could tear up half of Harlem chasing down Manny with your kid 878 00:43:28,883 --> 00:43:30,008 and me not hearing about it? 879 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:32,591 Don't nothing happening in these streets without me knowing. 880 00:43:32,675 --> 00:43:34,175 Yeah, and that's why I'm here. 881 00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:38,550 Junior's got a lead, and I think it's gonna take me straight to Gordito. 882 00:43:38,966 --> 00:43:41,758 Now, that rat motherfucker is about to stick his head up out his hole, 883 00:43:41,841 --> 00:43:43,883 and I'm gonna whack-a-mole the shit out of him. 884 00:43:43,966 --> 00:43:46,258 I need you to get some info on this dude for me. 885 00:43:46,341 --> 00:43:49,466 Name, Eddie Dominguez. Army vet. 886 00:43:49,550 --> 00:43:52,008 Think he's involved with Gordito, works over at 887 00:43:52,091 --> 00:43:54,175 Brothers Watching Brothers. 888 00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:55,800 That's a terrible motherfucking name. 889 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,425 -Yeah, they need to change that shit. 890 00:43:57,508 --> 00:43:58,675 I'll see what I can do. 891 00:43:58,758 --> 00:44:01,508 So, you're saying that with an associate's degree, 892 00:44:01,591 --> 00:44:03,425 I can then apply for night classes? 893 00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:04,341 Mm-hmm. 894 00:44:04,425 --> 00:44:06,466 -And get my bachelor's? -Absolutely, yes. 895 00:44:07,508 --> 00:44:10,716 -Dreaming and scheming is so sexy. 896 00:44:10,841 --> 00:44:12,216 Oh, girl, let's dance! 897 00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:13,300 Oh, this is my song. 898 00:44:13,383 --> 00:44:14,675 Oh, God! Y'all so strong. 899 00:44:14,758 --> 00:44:17,883 Of course, you know, if Maya hear about this-- 900 00:44:17,966 --> 00:44:19,216 -Maya don't know shit. 901 00:44:19,341 --> 00:44:21,425 -And she ain't gonna know shit, all right? -Okay. 902 00:44:21,508 --> 00:44:22,716 It's... 903 00:44:23,091 --> 00:44:25,841 Gordito's slimy ass has been slipping through my fingers 904 00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:27,800 since before this kid was born. 905 00:44:27,883 --> 00:44:29,716 This shit is personal. 906 00:44:30,258 --> 00:44:34,216 Now, if Junior is my ticket to finally nailing his ass... 907 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:37,383 well, that's motherfucking street poetic justice. 908 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:38,758 You feel me? 909 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,300 Besides, I'm looking out for the boy. 910 00:44:41,383 --> 00:44:43,050 I've put him in the Baby-Sugar sandwich. 911 00:44:43,133 --> 00:44:44,800 You gonna be out here with this shit on? 912 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:46,841 Yeah. That's some good looking out right there. 913 00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:47,925 -What, you think you sexy? 914 00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:49,466 -Oh, shit! - ...not doing... 915 00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:52,633 Bring me back a drink or something, Shaft! 916 00:44:53,008 --> 00:44:54,508 Yeah, you might wanna hurry. 917 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:55,466 -Get your hands off me! - Oh, shit! 918 00:44:55,550 --> 00:44:57,216 -The fuck you doing over here with him? 919 00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:59,841 Who fucking told you to come to the club? What the fuck you got on? 920 00:44:59,925 --> 00:45:02,508 Whoa, whoa, hold on there, partner. You don't want none of this. 921 00:45:02,591 --> 00:45:04,550 No, no, no, I got it. Trust me. 922 00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:07,466 He's just upset 'cause he's wearing silk. 923 00:45:07,550 --> 00:45:09,175 Get your hands off me, motherfucker! 924 00:45:14,383 --> 00:45:15,966 I'll smack the shit out of you, man! 925 00:45:17,508 --> 00:45:18,425 What you gonna do, man? 926 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:20,216 Bob and weave, nigga. 927 00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:27,175 You motherfucking dancing? 928 00:45:30,966 --> 00:45:31,800 Nigga... 929 00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:33,633 -Shit! -Shit! 930 00:45:38,675 --> 00:45:40,383 Oh! Did you see that shit? 931 00:45:41,508 --> 00:45:43,425 See? Like father, like son. 932 00:45:45,591 --> 00:45:46,883 Oh, shit! 933 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,508 Oh, go to sleep, big fella. 934 00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:05,008 One! 935 00:46:05,425 --> 00:46:07,133 Two! Three! 936 00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,216 Oh! He down, man! 937 00:46:11,425 --> 00:46:13,466 Ah, yeah! 938 00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:18,925 Ah. It's good! 939 00:46:19,008 --> 00:46:21,466 What the fuck was that? 940 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:22,466 It's capoeira. 941 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:23,466 What? 942 00:46:23,591 --> 00:46:24,633 It's... 943 00:46:24,925 --> 00:46:26,508 Brazilian dance-fighting. 944 00:46:26,591 --> 00:46:29,133 Ma had me take lessons when I was a kid, so... 945 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,008 And when I get drunk, it just comes out sometimes. 946 00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:34,550 I was this far from being proud of you. 947 00:46:34,633 --> 00:46:35,508 What? 948 00:46:35,591 --> 00:46:38,341 I can teach you, man. Come, do this. All right. 949 00:46:38,466 --> 00:46:40,341 - Hey! -Sugar! Baby! 950 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,758 Where were-- 951 00:46:47,091 --> 00:46:48,133 Oh! 952 00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:49,841 What the fuck! 953 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:54,300 Rule number three. 954 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,633 Never throw up on the hot girl that's feeling you. 955 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:03,341 Whoo! What the fuck! 956 00:47:03,633 --> 00:47:06,466 I feel like I just stepped into an apartment display 957 00:47:06,550 --> 00:47:08,591 at Pier 1 Imports or some shit. 958 00:47:08,841 --> 00:47:09,675 Oh, no. 959 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:11,425 Is that a lemon tower? 960 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,675 -You know what that says to me? 961 00:47:14,925 --> 00:47:16,925 "I hate pussy." 962 00:47:17,341 --> 00:47:19,091 No, it makes a house a home. 963 00:47:19,175 --> 00:47:22,633 No, it makes a homo house. 964 00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:23,591 Hey... 965 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:26,883 Not cool. You cannot use the H-word anymore. 966 00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:29,050 Oh, really? So what are you then? 967 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,883 You're a metrosexual? 968 00:47:30,966 --> 00:47:33,675 - A heteronormative? Cisgender? 969 00:47:33,758 --> 00:47:36,008 Fluid? Stop me when I tick your box. 970 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,841 I don't feel good. 971 00:47:38,966 --> 00:47:40,800 -Want ginger ale? 972 00:47:40,883 --> 00:47:42,966 I need some medicine. 973 00:47:43,841 --> 00:47:44,883 It's on my desk. 974 00:47:44,966 --> 00:47:46,008 All right. 975 00:47:46,758 --> 00:47:48,300 You gotta puke, puke in that. 976 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,716 Sasha texted. 977 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,466 Ah! Late night booty call. 978 00:48:02,008 --> 00:48:03,383 Maybe I underestimated you. 979 00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:05,175 No, we're just friends. 980 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,008 Survey says: I didn't. 981 00:48:08,175 --> 00:48:10,008 Oh! I fucked up. 982 00:48:10,925 --> 00:48:12,633 I told her we we're going to the mosque. 983 00:48:12,716 --> 00:48:13,925 Now she wants to come. 984 00:48:14,216 --> 00:48:15,050 "No. 985 00:48:15,508 --> 00:48:18,550 It could be dangerous. What if something goes down?" 986 00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:21,633 A lot of concern for somebody whose ass you ain't tapping. 987 00:48:21,716 --> 00:48:23,258 Look, me and Sasha... 988 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,425 Just no... There's no ass tapping. 989 00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:29,050 Ah! But you wanna be tapping that ass, though, don't you? 990 00:48:29,175 --> 00:48:31,050 -Uh... - Right? 991 00:48:36,216 --> 00:48:38,508 Yeah. 992 00:48:39,383 --> 00:48:41,383 We all got that one special girl. 993 00:48:42,633 --> 00:48:45,633 Hey, could you grab me a coconut water, please? 994 00:48:45,758 --> 00:48:47,341 Yeah, coconut water, coming up. 995 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,383 I could use the electrolytes. 996 00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:52,883 Oh! You still got this? 997 00:48:55,925 --> 00:48:56,800 Hm. 998 00:49:07,383 --> 00:49:08,258 Oh! 999 00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:09,550 Yo! 1000 00:49:09,675 --> 00:49:11,716 Now, you know this is a real Super Bowl ring, right? 1001 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,425 Got this from L.T. 1002 00:49:13,508 --> 00:49:15,341 Did him a serious favor back in the day. 1003 00:49:17,508 --> 00:49:19,300 ♪ I'm caught up In these feelings that I got ♪ 1004 00:49:19,508 --> 00:49:22,966 ♪ Just went to see my pops In the ATL like Rashad ♪ 1005 00:49:23,216 --> 00:49:26,258 ♪ Came back with a new new view On how I see you ♪ 1006 00:49:26,591 --> 00:49:28,716 ♪ And how I see myself, I'm not the same bitch, I grew ♪ 1007 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:32,050 ♪ A few big checks, a few gold chains ♪ 1008 00:49:32,258 --> 00:49:34,675 ♪ Would really help a young nigga Find peace inside his brain ♪ 1009 00:49:34,966 --> 00:49:37,300 ♪ I know that I'm gon' shine, So I find peace beside the rain ♪ 1010 00:49:37,383 --> 00:49:40,133 ♪ I know I got a couple problems on my father I could blame ♪ 1011 00:49:40,466 --> 00:49:43,216 ♪ But I'm not gon' play that game Just leave me out the lineup ♪ 1012 00:49:49,716 --> 00:49:51,591 Shit! 1013 00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:55,050 Whoo! 1014 00:50:00,633 --> 00:50:02,300 Jesus! My head is killing me. 1015 00:50:02,425 --> 00:50:04,966 Oh, don't be that whiny hangover guy, son. 1016 00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:06,675 Nobody likes that guy, you know. 1017 00:50:06,758 --> 00:50:08,466 Just frown, grab your head, and say, 1018 00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:10,508 "Damn, I kicked it too hard last night. 1019 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:12,300 I am fucked up." 1020 00:50:12,633 --> 00:50:14,550 That's the guy everybody wants to hang with. 1021 00:50:14,633 --> 00:50:17,508 -Oh, shit. Sasha. -Thought you said she wasn't coming. 1022 00:50:17,591 --> 00:50:18,925 She wasn't. But, you know, 1023 00:50:19,008 --> 00:50:21,008 she's not exactly the type to take no for an answer. 1024 00:50:21,091 --> 00:50:22,758 Well, well, well. 1025 00:50:23,091 --> 00:50:24,216 You must be Sasha. 1026 00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:25,966 Yeah, literally just told him that. 1027 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:28,925 Uh... Yeah, I am, and who are you? 1028 00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:32,591 This is the private detective that I've been working with. 1029 00:50:32,675 --> 00:50:34,925 He's also kind of my dad. 1030 00:50:35,425 --> 00:50:36,300 Shaft. 1031 00:50:36,716 --> 00:50:37,550 John Shaft. 1032 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,633 Wow. 1033 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:42,008 I'm sorry, I just... 1034 00:50:42,091 --> 00:50:44,133 I wouldn't know what you look like because, you know, 1035 00:50:44,216 --> 00:50:45,966 you haven't shown up for the last 25 years. 1036 00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:48,300 -Oh, beautiful and fiery. 1037 00:50:48,675 --> 00:50:50,008 What is he doing here, JJ? 1038 00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:51,341 He's helping. 1039 00:50:51,425 --> 00:50:52,300 Really? 1040 00:50:52,425 --> 00:50:53,258 I doubt it. 1041 00:50:53,966 --> 00:50:55,383 Okay. 1042 00:50:56,133 --> 00:50:57,675 Now that we're all acquainted-- 1043 00:50:57,758 --> 00:50:59,716 -I thought it was a good question. -Yeah. I'm sure. 1044 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,633 - Yeah... -You okay? 1045 00:51:01,966 --> 00:51:02,800 I'm just... 1046 00:51:02,883 --> 00:51:04,633 I'm not feeling, um... 1047 00:51:05,883 --> 00:51:09,591 Ah, damn, I kicked it too hard last night. I'm fucked up. 1048 00:51:09,675 --> 00:51:11,883 He took me out last night. We blew off some steam. 1049 00:51:11,966 --> 00:51:14,425 You should have seen this motherfucker in the club. 1050 00:51:14,508 --> 00:51:16,050 He was tearing it up. 1051 00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:18,591 JJ, turning up on a Tuesday, huh? 1052 00:51:18,675 --> 00:51:21,466 On a goddamn Tuesday. Can you believe that? 1053 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:22,550 No. 1054 00:51:22,633 --> 00:51:24,466 -Boy's got more Shaft than I thought. 1055 00:51:24,550 --> 00:51:27,425 Yeah, well, let's hope that there's a prescription for that. Shall we? 1056 00:51:27,508 --> 00:51:28,341 Yeah. 1057 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:31,383 Prescribe something for them tight-ass jeans 1058 00:51:31,466 --> 00:51:33,258 cutting off the blood to your brain. 1059 00:51:37,758 --> 00:51:40,841 This is not feeling like a terrorist training ground. 1060 00:51:41,175 --> 00:51:42,133 I still don't know. 1061 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:45,800 Is that the girl from the funeral? 1062 00:51:45,883 --> 00:51:47,591 -That has to be Anam. -Yeah. 1063 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:51,383 May I help you? 1064 00:51:51,466 --> 00:51:52,883 We'd like to talk to Anam. 1065 00:51:53,716 --> 00:51:56,466 We didn't get a chance to meet, but we're childhood friends with Karim 1066 00:51:56,550 --> 00:51:58,633 and we'd really like to ask you some questions. 1067 00:52:00,966 --> 00:52:03,675 I met Karim not long after he returned from the war. 1068 00:52:04,175 --> 00:52:06,758 We didn't start dating until early last year. 1069 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,550 That's when he got clean. 1070 00:52:09,175 --> 00:52:10,633 Everything was so perfect. 1071 00:52:10,758 --> 00:52:12,591 Did Karim have any enemies? 1072 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,341 Somebody want to do him harm? 1073 00:52:14,425 --> 00:52:15,258 No. 1074 00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:16,800 He had so much to live for. 1075 00:52:17,925 --> 00:52:19,300 He was building our new youth center. 1076 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,633 Oh! 1077 00:52:22,758 --> 00:52:24,008 Yeah, that's nice. 1078 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,758 -Any way we can look inside? - No! 1079 00:52:26,591 --> 00:52:29,050 You may not. This is highly inappropriate. 1080 00:52:29,133 --> 00:52:31,383 - You cannot speak to my daughter. -Please excuse my father. 1081 00:52:31,466 --> 00:52:32,883 You're father's Imam? 1082 00:52:32,966 --> 00:52:34,133 Yes. 1083 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,925 Sir... Please excuse us. 1084 00:52:37,008 --> 00:52:38,050 No. You must leave now. 1085 00:52:38,133 --> 00:52:38,966 So... 1086 00:52:39,091 --> 00:52:42,758 are you a Muslim from a Muslim country... 1087 00:52:43,633 --> 00:52:47,716 or did you find Allah in some cell block? 1088 00:52:48,591 --> 00:52:49,925 What did you say to me? 1089 00:52:50,008 --> 00:52:52,133 Can we just calm down for one second, please? 1090 00:52:52,216 --> 00:52:54,133 Zakat? Zakat? 1091 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:57,258 Yes. Yes. Zakat. How about a... 1092 00:52:57,758 --> 00:52:59,550 a donation, as a sign of good faith? 1093 00:52:59,633 --> 00:53:01,091 Hey, you got change for a 10? 1094 00:53:01,175 --> 00:53:02,841 What is that? FBI? 1095 00:53:03,008 --> 00:53:04,466 You are FBI. 1096 00:53:04,550 --> 00:53:06,633 What? Where'd you get that crazy idea from? 1097 00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:08,550 Do I look like I'm in the FBI? 1098 00:53:09,758 --> 00:53:11,258 Out! Out at once! 1099 00:53:18,008 --> 00:53:18,883 Jeez. 1100 00:53:20,591 --> 00:53:23,216 You know, I'm trying to give homeboy the benefit of the doubt, 1101 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:25,133 but that motherfucker is annoying. 1102 00:53:25,216 --> 00:53:28,216 I need to find out how much zakat it's gonna take to build one of those. 1103 00:53:30,050 --> 00:53:32,550 Oh, I'm thinking a shitload for sure. 1104 00:53:32,633 --> 00:53:35,258 Only problem is, my laptop's registered to the Bureau. 1105 00:53:35,383 --> 00:53:37,091 I need to get to a computer they can't trace. 1106 00:53:37,175 --> 00:53:39,383 I got a computer you can use, in my office. 1107 00:53:40,508 --> 00:53:41,425 Whoa! 1108 00:53:41,841 --> 00:53:42,925 Where'd you get a computer? 1109 00:53:43,008 --> 00:53:44,383 I won it in a game show called 1110 00:53:44,466 --> 00:53:47,591 "Beat the Shit Out of a Piece-of-Shit Drug Dealer and You Get to Keep his Shit." 1111 00:53:47,675 --> 00:53:48,550 Cute. 1112 00:53:48,633 --> 00:53:51,133 So, I have a shift to catch at the hospital. 1113 00:53:51,216 --> 00:53:53,550 -I'm gonna talk to you later, okay? -Okay. I'll call you. 1114 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:55,800 -Okay. -Or, you know what, I can text you. 1115 00:53:55,883 --> 00:53:57,800 Because we've got text history 1116 00:53:57,883 --> 00:53:59,133 for days, so I can... 1117 00:53:59,216 --> 00:54:01,841 Yeah. Get the thumbs working on that. 1118 00:54:01,925 --> 00:54:04,300 Why the hell can't you young people just talk to each other? 1119 00:54:04,383 --> 00:54:05,216 Fuck a text. 1120 00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,466 It's a phone. Call her. 1121 00:54:06,550 --> 00:54:08,633 Or better yet, why don't you just take her to dinner, 1122 00:54:08,716 --> 00:54:10,341 and debrief her over the meal? 1123 00:54:10,758 --> 00:54:11,591 Dinner? 1124 00:54:12,341 --> 00:54:13,758 That actually sounds really nice. 1125 00:54:14,591 --> 00:54:15,425 It does. 1126 00:54:15,508 --> 00:54:16,925 Yeah. Yeah! 1127 00:54:17,675 --> 00:54:19,716 -I'll call you about dinner. -Awesome. 1128 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,091 -I'll talk to you later. -Okay. 1129 00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:22,258 Bye. 1130 00:54:27,425 --> 00:54:28,550 All right, thanks. 1131 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,800 You got to stop being so afraid of women, son. 1132 00:54:34,258 --> 00:54:35,466 You know, women... 1133 00:54:36,758 --> 00:54:38,383 want a man to be a man. 1134 00:54:38,466 --> 00:54:40,216 They don't want some pussy. 1135 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:42,383 Well, some women want some pussy. 1136 00:54:42,466 --> 00:54:44,341 And some women want both. 1137 00:54:45,216 --> 00:54:46,883 That's my preference. But... 1138 00:54:47,508 --> 00:54:50,591 in general, women want a man to be manly. 1139 00:54:55,675 --> 00:54:58,716 I'm pretty sure women don't like being told what it is that they like. 1140 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,466 See, that's the shit I'm talking about. 1141 00:55:00,591 --> 00:55:02,133 Men used to be men. 1142 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:04,300 Now, you millennial motherfuckers are running around 1143 00:55:04,383 --> 00:55:07,550 worrying about what women think, and how they feel, 1144 00:55:07,633 --> 00:55:10,258 and apologizing and shit. It's embarrassing. 1145 00:55:10,341 --> 00:55:13,216 Apologizing is embarrassing? 1146 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,383 Yes. Men don't apologize. 1147 00:55:15,466 --> 00:55:16,966 That's a trap they set for us. 1148 00:55:17,050 --> 00:55:18,675 Real men just own their shit. 1149 00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:22,633 No. Real men take responsibility for what they do. 1150 00:55:22,716 --> 00:55:24,841 Real men are strong enough to admit when they're wrong. 1151 00:55:24,925 --> 00:55:26,633 Real men are strong enough to put their foot 1152 00:55:26,716 --> 00:55:28,633 in a motherfucker's ass when they get pissed off. 1153 00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,425 What is that? The Shaft family motto? 1154 00:55:30,508 --> 00:55:32,466 It's an unwritten rule, Stephen A. 1155 00:55:33,091 --> 00:55:34,550 Shit. 1156 00:55:35,425 --> 00:55:37,841 -Who that? -It's Ma. 1157 00:55:38,675 --> 00:55:41,008 Do not tell her you're with me. 1158 00:55:42,383 --> 00:55:43,675 Oh! 1159 00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:46,300 Look who's being a little bitch now. 1160 00:55:46,383 --> 00:55:48,425 You're about to be the victim of the unwritten rule. 1161 00:55:48,508 --> 00:55:50,466 -Don't fuck around. -Uh-huh. 1162 00:55:51,258 --> 00:55:52,091 Hey, Ma. 1163 00:55:52,175 --> 00:55:53,091 Hey, baby. 1164 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:54,425 I'm just checking in. 1165 00:55:54,508 --> 00:55:57,258 Oh, you know what? I'm so, so happy 1166 00:55:57,341 --> 00:55:58,716 that you called. 1167 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,175 Ma, you will not believe who I've been hanging out with. 1168 00:56:02,258 --> 00:56:03,133 Who? 1169 00:56:05,091 --> 00:56:05,925 Sasha. 1170 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:08,883 Aww, Sasha. I love her. 1171 00:56:09,008 --> 00:56:11,383 I'm so glad you two have each other to get through this. 1172 00:56:11,466 --> 00:56:13,258 - You tell her I say hi. -I will. 1173 00:56:13,341 --> 00:56:16,091 Listen, I'd love to see you this weekend. I'm coming into the city tonight 1174 00:56:16,175 --> 00:56:17,466 -for a date. -With who? 1175 00:56:17,925 --> 00:56:19,466 Since when do you care about me dating? 1176 00:56:19,883 --> 00:56:21,675 No, you're right. Sorry, Ma. 1177 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,300 Forget I even said anything. 1178 00:56:23,716 --> 00:56:24,675 He's picking me up 1179 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,425 from the hotel and taking me to this place called Trista's. 1180 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:28,508 Oh. 1181 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,716 Well, that's good. 1182 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,216 Well, just call me when you get in town, all right? 1183 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:34,383 -I love you. Talk to you later. - I love you, too, baby. 1184 00:56:34,466 --> 00:56:35,383 - Bye. -All right, bye. 1185 00:56:35,466 --> 00:56:37,841 How many motherfuckers your mom been with since me? 1186 00:56:40,091 --> 00:56:41,383 Nine or ten maybe. 1187 00:56:42,383 --> 00:56:44,008 Oh! So nothing serious. 1188 00:56:44,091 --> 00:56:44,925 Cool. 1189 00:56:54,883 --> 00:56:57,050 Wait a minute. If you don't use a computer, 1190 00:56:57,133 --> 00:56:58,925 how do you keep track of all your case files? 1191 00:56:59,050 --> 00:56:59,966 I got a system. 1192 00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:06,383 Unbelievable. 1193 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:09,633 You have unlimited information available to you in seconds, 1194 00:57:09,716 --> 00:57:12,925 the tools to store and to organize all your files. 1195 00:57:13,008 --> 00:57:15,966 Graphics, music, HD porn, and that's just-- 1196 00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:17,758 Whoa, whoa, whoa, HD porn? 1197 00:57:18,591 --> 00:57:19,883 Can you hook that up to the TV? 1198 00:57:21,008 --> 00:57:21,966 Music, too. 1199 00:57:26,466 --> 00:57:27,341 Whoa. 1200 00:57:27,758 --> 00:57:29,466 All the mosque files are encrypted. 1201 00:57:29,550 --> 00:57:31,675 Like... crazy encrypted. 1202 00:57:31,758 --> 00:57:32,591 Shouldn't they be? 1203 00:57:32,675 --> 00:57:34,633 Yeah, if they're up to some real shady shit. 1204 00:57:34,716 --> 00:57:36,425 All right, I'm gonna have to work some magic 1205 00:57:36,508 --> 00:57:38,966 if I'm gonna have any chance of phishing the quantum network 1206 00:57:39,050 --> 00:57:42,091 and converging the endpoint protection platforms to unlock this data. 1207 00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:43,466 Yeah, okay. 1208 00:57:44,175 --> 00:57:45,466 Well, you do what you do. 1209 00:57:53,341 --> 00:57:54,175 I'm in. 1210 00:57:54,758 --> 00:57:56,050 Wait, come look at this. 1211 00:57:56,133 --> 00:57:58,883 Five hundred thousand dollars directly deposited 1212 00:57:58,966 --> 00:58:02,758 to the cleric's personal account from El Supemercado Fantastico. 1213 00:58:02,883 --> 00:58:05,758 I've been in this neighborhood forever. I ain't never heard of that one. 1214 00:58:06,175 --> 00:58:08,133 Well, apparently, this one just opened up. 1215 00:58:08,216 --> 00:58:09,716 A grocery store... 1216 00:58:10,466 --> 00:58:13,716 gave a half million dollars to the cleric, directly. 1217 00:58:16,341 --> 00:58:17,341 Who that? 1218 00:58:17,466 --> 00:58:18,300 It's my boss. 1219 00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:21,675 Agent Vietti. 1220 00:58:21,758 --> 00:58:23,508 Why am I looking at an empty desk? 1221 00:58:23,591 --> 00:58:24,925 I'm sorry. You know that mosque? 1222 00:58:25,008 --> 00:58:26,341 I think I found some information. 1223 00:58:26,425 --> 00:58:28,758 The one I specifically told you to stay away from? 1224 00:58:28,883 --> 00:58:30,883 -Well, yeah. I know, but-- - You disobeyed a direct order. 1225 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,758 You placed a highly classified operation in jeopardy. 1226 00:58:34,008 --> 00:58:36,466 Effective immediately, you're on administrative leave. 1227 00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:37,383 What? 1228 00:58:38,091 --> 00:58:39,091 For how long? 1229 00:58:39,175 --> 00:58:40,716 Till I think you know your fucking role! 1230 00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,508 Administrative leave. 1231 00:58:44,591 --> 00:58:46,341 "Know my fucking role"? 1232 00:58:46,425 --> 00:58:47,800 I'm the best analyst they've got. 1233 00:58:47,883 --> 00:58:50,508 That's what you get for working for the Man. 1234 00:58:50,633 --> 00:58:51,591 So... 1235 00:58:51,675 --> 00:58:53,300 you gonna stay on the porch.... 1236 00:58:53,675 --> 00:58:55,758 or you gonna come run with the big dogs? 1237 00:58:57,675 --> 00:58:59,175 We're going grocery shopping. 1238 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,091 ♪ I wasn't youngy When I knew I was the fox ♪ 1239 00:59:03,341 --> 00:59:04,425 ♪ I was the fox ♪ 1240 00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:06,133 ♪ I started talking 'Cause I knew I was the fox ♪ 1241 00:59:06,216 --> 00:59:08,008 ♪ I was the fox hey, hey ♪ 1242 00:59:08,091 --> 00:59:10,091 ♪ I knew was the fox ♪ 1243 00:59:11,050 --> 00:59:13,050 ♪ I knew was the fox ♪ 1244 00:59:15,925 --> 00:59:17,133 Oh, my bad. 1245 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,425 Who the fuck are you? 1246 00:59:18,508 --> 00:59:19,466 Who the fuck am I? 1247 00:59:19,550 --> 00:59:20,466 Puta cucaracha-- 1248 00:59:20,550 --> 00:59:22,716 Oh! I'm sorry. 1249 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,675 He doesn't know how to properly speak to women. 1250 00:59:24,883 --> 00:59:26,050 We're just here... 1251 00:59:26,675 --> 00:59:28,550 looking for the owner, Bennie. 1252 00:59:29,425 --> 00:59:30,341 I'm Bennie. 1253 00:59:31,633 --> 00:59:32,841 And again... 1254 00:59:33,425 --> 00:59:34,841 who the fuck are you? 1255 00:59:34,925 --> 00:59:36,925 Oh, could you give us one moment, please? 1256 00:59:40,133 --> 00:59:42,091 Yo, what is wrong with you? 1257 00:59:42,175 --> 00:59:43,466 She picked up a bat. 1258 00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:45,883 So what're you gonna do? You're gonna break her fingers, too? 1259 00:59:46,008 --> 00:59:47,091 You can't beat up a woman. 1260 00:59:47,175 --> 00:59:48,841 -Why not? -Because she's a woman! 1261 00:59:48,966 --> 00:59:50,675 That's like... misogynistic. 1262 00:59:50,758 --> 00:59:53,300 You're the one being misogynistic. I ain't mention no gender. 1263 00:59:53,383 --> 00:59:55,383 You the one bringing up her being a woman and shit. 1264 00:59:55,466 --> 00:59:57,300 -I don't give a fuck about her gender. -Okay. 1265 00:59:57,383 --> 00:59:58,883 I'm an equal opportunity ass-whooper. 1266 00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:01,091 Okay, just... Can I handle this? 1267 01:00:01,883 --> 01:00:02,800 Thank you. 1268 01:00:04,466 --> 01:00:05,425 Hi, Bennie. 1269 01:00:05,675 --> 01:00:07,300 We don't want any trouble. You know, 1270 01:00:07,383 --> 01:00:09,550 we just came to ask you just a couple of questions. 1271 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,008 - Oh! -Damn! 1272 01:00:15,091 --> 01:00:17,591 I was just trying to talk. 1273 01:00:18,175 --> 01:00:20,508 Now, my son says I can't put hands on you 1274 01:00:20,591 --> 01:00:22,133 'cause you're a woman. 1275 01:00:22,216 --> 01:00:24,091 Now, since I can't whoop your ass, 1276 01:00:24,716 --> 01:00:26,591 I'm gonna have to beat the shit... 1277 01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:28,258 out of your shit. 1278 01:00:30,050 --> 01:00:31,466 What the fuck? 1279 01:00:31,591 --> 01:00:34,175 Oh, there's no non-violent people in Harlem? 1280 01:00:34,258 --> 01:00:35,216 Junior. 1281 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,300 Oh, damn, she's strong. 1282 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,758 I think she's ready to talk. 1283 01:00:38,841 --> 01:00:40,341 Oh, it's bleeding. 1284 01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,216 You know this guy? 1285 01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:44,550 Se parece a un come mierda-- 1286 01:00:46,258 --> 01:00:47,258 English, please. 1287 01:00:47,341 --> 01:00:49,758 The boy speaks Mexican, not Puerto Rican. 1288 01:00:50,675 --> 01:00:51,508 No. 1289 01:00:51,591 --> 01:00:53,050 What about a guy named Farik? 1290 01:00:54,466 --> 01:00:57,175 Oh, oh! So you do know Farik. 1291 01:00:57,258 --> 01:00:59,966 Well, let's talk about that 500k you sent 1292 01:01:00,050 --> 01:01:01,758 Farik and his friends at the mosque. 1293 01:01:01,841 --> 01:01:04,091 Hey. You better find a whole new answer or something, 1294 01:01:04,216 --> 01:01:05,883 because he's running out of things to shoot. 1295 01:01:08,091 --> 01:01:10,383 The mosque is a staple of the community. 1296 01:01:10,675 --> 01:01:13,800 Supermercado is proud to support all groups. 1297 01:01:13,883 --> 01:01:15,841 -Really? -Really. 1298 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:18,508 Hey, you remind me... 1299 01:01:20,008 --> 01:01:20,883 Bennie. 1300 01:01:21,633 --> 01:01:24,425 Have you and me... 1301 01:01:24,675 --> 01:01:27,133 ever done the... horizontal boogie? 1302 01:01:29,258 --> 01:01:30,175 No, papi. 1303 01:01:30,633 --> 01:01:33,800 I'd remember fucking a black guy dressed like Morpheus from Matrix. 1304 01:01:37,091 --> 01:01:38,841 Coño! That shit was ostrich! 1305 01:01:38,925 --> 01:01:40,008 I don't give a fuck. 1306 01:01:40,216 --> 01:01:41,383 What was that for? 1307 01:01:41,466 --> 01:01:44,508 I'm sick of these Laurence Fishburne comparisons. It's just getting old. 1308 01:01:44,966 --> 01:01:45,800 Oh. 1309 01:01:46,966 --> 01:01:48,675 You know what? 1310 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,966 We're gonna leave you alone. 1311 01:01:50,341 --> 01:01:51,383 Yippee. 1312 01:01:52,091 --> 01:01:54,591 Hasta la vista... Bennie. 1313 01:01:58,508 --> 01:02:00,716 I meant to say that shit like Schwarzenegger. 1314 01:02:00,841 --> 01:02:02,175 Oh, yeah. You gotta be deeper. 1315 01:02:02,633 --> 01:02:03,633 Hasta la vista. 1316 01:02:04,883 --> 01:02:06,508 I know I've seen 1317 01:02:06,591 --> 01:02:08,758 Bennie somewhere before. 1318 01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:11,508 I ain't sure she wasn't lying about me tapping that ass. 1319 01:02:11,591 --> 01:02:12,841 You've gotta be kidding me, man. 1320 01:02:12,925 --> 01:02:15,508 You're never gonna find anything on her in this mess. 1321 01:02:15,633 --> 01:02:16,508 Ta-da! 1322 01:02:18,383 --> 01:02:19,300 No way. 1323 01:02:21,091 --> 01:02:22,050 How'd you just do that? 1324 01:02:22,133 --> 01:02:23,425 I told you, I got a system. 1325 01:02:23,633 --> 01:02:26,216 This is my "Puerto Ricans I don't trust" file. 1326 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:29,925 You literally have a racist-based catalog system? 1327 01:02:30,341 --> 01:02:31,591 Ain't that how the FBI does it? 1328 01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:33,800 Yeah, pretty much. 1329 01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:36,008 God-motherfucking-damn! 1330 01:02:36,133 --> 01:02:37,008 Got her! 1331 01:02:37,966 --> 01:02:39,383 Oh, shit. That's Bennie! 1332 01:02:39,966 --> 01:02:40,883 Mm-hm. 1333 01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:42,425 Who's this dude that she's with? 1334 01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:46,050 That is Pierro "Gordito" Carrera. 1335 01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:48,050 He's been the head of Las Caras boys, 1336 01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:49,758 you know, the baddest gang up in Harlem, 1337 01:02:49,841 --> 01:02:51,175 since like forever. 1338 01:02:51,258 --> 01:02:52,466 Those motherfukers 1339 01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:55,383 were the ones responsible for bringing crack into the hood in the '80's. 1340 01:02:55,466 --> 01:02:57,966 Now, they're the reason 45's talking about 1341 01:02:58,050 --> 01:02:59,966 "an opioid epidemic." 1342 01:03:01,050 --> 01:03:03,133 But what I can't figure out, is what business 1343 01:03:03,216 --> 01:03:06,591 a motherfucker like this has got with a mosque. 1344 01:03:06,716 --> 01:03:09,675 Maybe Supermercado Fantastico is just a front 1345 01:03:09,758 --> 01:03:11,425 for the Las Caras' drug money. 1346 01:03:12,675 --> 01:03:13,800 You know, they could be using 1347 01:03:13,883 --> 01:03:15,550 the cleric's mission trips 1348 01:03:15,633 --> 01:03:17,966 over to Afghanistan to bring in heroin. 1349 01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:20,966 Karim probably found out about it, and they killed him 1350 01:03:21,050 --> 01:03:23,216 because he was gonna blow the whistle on the whole thing. 1351 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,758 That's very, very possible. 1352 01:03:24,841 --> 01:03:28,508 Damn. I can't wait to push this in Vietti's stupid face. 1353 01:03:28,591 --> 01:03:29,466 No, no, no, no. 1354 01:03:29,550 --> 01:03:31,258 We're gonna solve this shit ourselves. 1355 01:03:31,925 --> 01:03:33,758 Then, I tell you the Shaft way 1356 01:03:33,841 --> 01:03:36,050 to tell that dick head boss of yours to kiss your ass. 1357 01:03:36,133 --> 01:03:40,341 -No, that's... that's what I meant. -But first, we gotta put eyes on Bennie. 1358 01:03:40,466 --> 01:03:41,716 So we can get some proof. 1359 01:03:42,258 --> 01:03:43,883 So, I'mma go out, get some coffee, 1360 01:03:44,508 --> 01:03:47,300 a bunch of Papaya dogs, and we gonna do an old-fashioned stakeout. 1361 01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:49,258 How about we don't do anything 1362 01:03:49,341 --> 01:03:50,758 that starts with "old-fashioned"? 1363 01:03:51,383 --> 01:03:52,258 I... 1364 01:03:52,341 --> 01:03:55,050 planted a micro-cam on Bennie's desk. 1365 01:03:59,716 --> 01:04:00,550 Hm. 1366 01:04:00,633 --> 01:04:03,341 So, you know, we can watch the footage back tomorrow morning. 1367 01:04:03,466 --> 01:04:04,633 Take the night off, Big Dog. 1368 01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:07,175 I'mma go get dressed for dinner with Sasha. 1369 01:04:07,258 --> 01:04:08,383 Hanging out with Mom after. 1370 01:04:08,466 --> 01:04:11,383 Why the fuck would you be hanging out with your mom after, 1371 01:04:11,466 --> 01:04:13,883 when you should be knee-deep in pussy? 1372 01:04:13,966 --> 01:04:14,966 Knee-deep? 1373 01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,425 I don't even know what direction the... 1374 01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:20,008 You know what? Nevermind. You're right. 1375 01:04:20,091 --> 01:04:22,591 I don't know where in the world I would be without your fatherly wisdom. 1376 01:04:22,675 --> 01:04:24,925 Better late than never. 1377 01:04:26,883 --> 01:04:28,341 Go tear that ass up, son. 1378 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:30,633 Oh, you wanna use my car? 1379 01:04:31,175 --> 01:04:32,633 No, I don't have no driver's license. 1380 01:04:33,091 --> 01:04:34,133 Me, neither. 1381 01:04:35,341 --> 01:04:37,008 And, son, remember. 1382 01:04:38,383 --> 01:04:41,300 It's your duty... to please that booty. 1383 01:04:45,466 --> 01:04:47,091 Give her the Shaft, Big Boy. 1384 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:49,300 This is crazy. 1385 01:04:49,466 --> 01:04:52,716 You're telling me that the cleric and this gang are working together? 1386 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,883 Yeah, it was hard for me to believe that at first, too. 1387 01:04:54,966 --> 01:04:57,216 Even if any of this is true, why would Karim 1388 01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:59,008 -have anything to do with it? - I don't know, 1389 01:04:59,091 --> 01:05:00,300 but I'mma find out. 1390 01:05:00,383 --> 01:05:02,675 And when I do, whoever killed him is gonna be sorry. 1391 01:05:03,550 --> 01:05:05,216 Starting to sound a lot like your dad. 1392 01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:07,175 What? 1393 01:05:07,591 --> 01:05:08,508 Are you serious? 1394 01:05:08,633 --> 01:05:09,466 Hm-hm. 1395 01:05:09,550 --> 01:05:13,383 You motherfucking think I sound like that goddamn motherfucker? 1396 01:05:17,675 --> 01:05:19,675 He's actually really funny, though. 1397 01:05:19,758 --> 01:05:22,966 And you should see the way the people in Harlem react to him. He's like... 1398 01:05:23,383 --> 01:05:24,591 a legend. 1399 01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:27,216 Well, I mean, I'm happy your dad's funny, 1400 01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:28,591 but it doesn't make up for the fact 1401 01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:32,050 that he abandoned you when you were a baby and wanted nothing to do with you. 1402 01:05:33,216 --> 01:05:34,300 All right. Look. 1403 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:38,383 He's obviously... 1404 01:05:38,966 --> 01:05:39,883 screwed up. 1405 01:05:39,966 --> 01:05:41,175 Borderline insane. 1406 01:05:41,258 --> 01:05:44,216 But, deep down, I feel like he's actually an okay dude. 1407 01:05:45,091 --> 01:05:46,175 Don't get me wrong. 1408 01:05:47,675 --> 01:05:51,300 There's no way that I'm just gonna forget that he abandoned me as a kid. 1409 01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:54,216 Okay. 1410 01:05:58,216 --> 01:05:59,050 Hi. 1411 01:06:00,841 --> 01:06:03,758 -Would you like me to take your coat? -Oh, sure. Thank you. 1412 01:06:04,133 --> 01:06:06,925 Ooh, lookie here. Will someone call Ripley's, 1413 01:06:07,008 --> 01:06:09,591 'cause this woman is too beautiful to be believed. 1414 01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:11,633 Thank you so much. 1415 01:06:11,716 --> 01:06:13,508 Well, you know, you don't look so bad yourself. 1416 01:06:13,633 --> 01:06:15,466 -Well, you know, I do what I do. 1417 01:06:15,550 --> 01:06:18,133 ...goddamn pants on. You L.T. 1418 01:06:18,758 --> 01:06:20,258 You're a Super Bowl hero. 1419 01:06:20,341 --> 01:06:22,466 Not LD, porno star. 1420 01:06:22,550 --> 01:06:24,508 -You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1421 01:06:24,591 --> 01:06:25,633 You know him? 1422 01:06:26,425 --> 01:06:27,425 Unfortunately. 1423 01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:28,883 Who is he exactly? 1424 01:06:29,008 --> 01:06:32,508 Just somebody who destroys everything he touches and never seems to go away. 1425 01:06:32,591 --> 01:06:34,466 Oh, he's a contractor. 1426 01:06:36,383 --> 01:06:37,925 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm... 1427 01:06:38,008 --> 01:06:38,883 I just... 1428 01:06:39,966 --> 01:06:41,341 I just need to go to the bathroom. 1429 01:06:41,425 --> 01:06:42,258 Okeydokey. 1430 01:06:43,216 --> 01:06:44,050 Uh... 1431 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:45,633 I'm sorry? 1432 01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:47,341 Okeydokey. 1433 01:06:47,883 --> 01:06:50,550 Okeydokey. 1434 01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,716 -That is what you said. 1435 01:06:53,091 --> 01:06:53,966 I'll be waiting. 1436 01:06:56,841 --> 01:06:58,258 Oh, lookie here! 1437 01:06:58,841 --> 01:07:00,758 Maya! Maya! 1438 01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:02,050 Ghetto rose. 1439 01:07:02,466 --> 01:07:04,425 Gracing Harlem with your presence. 1440 01:07:04,508 --> 01:07:06,508 Damn, girl. You're looking good. 1441 01:07:06,591 --> 01:07:07,466 How long has it been? 1442 01:07:07,550 --> 01:07:09,175 Mm... Never long enough. 1443 01:07:09,675 --> 01:07:12,091 I can see you're enjoying yourself as usual. 1444 01:07:13,466 --> 01:07:14,550 Lady Syphilis. 1445 01:07:14,675 --> 01:07:16,133 Madam Chlamydia. 1446 01:07:16,216 --> 01:07:17,466 It's lovely to meet you both. 1447 01:07:18,008 --> 01:07:19,425 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1448 01:07:19,508 --> 01:07:21,341 I am actually on a date. 1449 01:07:21,466 --> 01:07:25,133 That's where the guy pays for your dinner before you have sex with him and... 1450 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:26,300 not all three. 1451 01:07:27,216 --> 01:07:28,800 - Try it. 1452 01:07:29,258 --> 01:07:30,800 -Good seeing you. - Bad seeing you. 1453 01:07:30,883 --> 01:07:32,841 That's Junior's mama. She a little bitter. 1454 01:07:32,925 --> 01:07:34,633 Don't worry about her, though. Come on, now. 1455 01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:37,675 How did this motherfucker know where I was? 1456 01:07:39,633 --> 01:07:41,216 Is this motherfucker following me? 1457 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:42,966 He's trying to... 1458 01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:44,425 He's trying to get me back. 1459 01:07:44,508 --> 01:07:47,758 Motherfucker, I don't want you back! And I'm happy. I'm so happy. 1460 01:07:48,383 --> 01:07:50,133 I gonna be the happiest bitch. 1461 01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:51,883 The girls weren't even cute. 1462 01:07:52,133 --> 01:07:54,133 Did they look sad to you? They looked sad to me. 1463 01:07:54,216 --> 01:07:56,091 I like a nigga with no swag. 1464 01:07:56,508 --> 01:07:58,550 I'm about the swagless motherfucker with a check. 1465 01:07:58,633 --> 01:08:00,883 You think 'cause you walking around here smelling good... 1466 01:08:00,966 --> 01:08:03,758 I'm not even mad. And, and 'cause you got a big fucking-- 1467 01:08:03,841 --> 01:08:04,883 I mean, honestly. 1468 01:08:05,175 --> 01:08:06,383 Fucking niggas. 1469 01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:12,383 Cheers. 1470 01:08:17,091 --> 01:08:18,383 What the fuck? 1471 01:08:18,466 --> 01:08:20,800 My man. VSOP, time three. 1472 01:08:20,925 --> 01:08:22,591 Make that one Chardonnay. 1473 01:08:24,008 --> 01:08:25,133 Chardonnay. 1474 01:08:25,216 --> 01:08:26,425 What are you doing? 1475 01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:28,050 I'm vetting homie here. 1476 01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:30,925 I heard you kicked 10 motherfuckers to the curb. So this must be 1477 01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:32,591 -number 11. -No, no. 1478 01:08:32,716 --> 01:08:33,883 That is not true. 1479 01:08:34,633 --> 01:08:35,508 It's five at most. 1480 01:08:35,591 --> 01:08:38,008 Still no luck replacing that magic stick, huh? 1481 01:08:38,133 --> 01:08:40,341 Motherfucking magic stick-- You think I'm talking about-- 1482 01:08:40,425 --> 01:08:43,425 Excuse me? No offense, but this is a table for two. 1483 01:08:43,508 --> 01:08:44,425 -Yes, it is. - Two people. 1484 01:08:44,841 --> 01:08:45,675 One, two. 1485 01:08:45,758 --> 01:08:46,716 It is, isn't it? 1486 01:08:49,008 --> 01:08:49,883 Yes, it is. 1487 01:08:50,425 --> 01:08:52,258 Ron, let's go. I told you he was an asshole. 1488 01:08:52,341 --> 01:08:54,883 Oh, come on, Maya. You know that's not true. 1489 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:58,883 I don't cause problems. 1490 01:09:03,091 --> 01:09:04,175 I solve them. 1491 01:09:04,258 --> 01:09:05,300 Well, solve this. 1492 01:09:06,466 --> 01:09:07,550 -Maya? -What? 1493 01:09:10,966 --> 01:09:11,966 Duck. 1494 01:09:18,216 --> 01:09:19,466 What the fuck? 1495 01:09:19,550 --> 01:09:20,883 Feel like old times, don't it? 1496 01:09:27,341 --> 01:09:28,175 John! 1497 01:09:32,008 --> 01:09:33,841 Roll, baby, roll. Don't stop. 1498 01:09:44,133 --> 01:09:45,133 Get 'em, Shaft! 1499 01:09:45,216 --> 01:09:46,133 Whoop his ass! 1500 01:09:48,675 --> 01:09:50,300 Ron, calm the fuck down! 1501 01:09:50,383 --> 01:09:52,966 -Stop screaming like a bitch, Ron! 1502 01:10:16,758 --> 01:10:17,675 Fuck! 1503 01:10:31,841 --> 01:10:34,466 Why is it every time I'm around you it's a fucking gun fight? 1504 01:10:34,550 --> 01:10:37,591 So now you're trying to act like a little gun fight don't still turn you on? 1505 01:10:37,675 --> 01:10:39,466 Why do you think that shit turns me on? 1506 01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:42,175 -Them hard ass nipples. 1507 01:10:43,508 --> 01:10:45,258 -This is not a joke, John. 1508 01:10:45,550 --> 01:10:48,508 This is why JJ and I had to leave your ass in the first place, remember? 1509 01:10:48,591 --> 01:10:49,466 Oh, shit. Junior. 1510 01:10:50,425 --> 01:10:52,383 Junior? What do you mean "Junior"? 1511 01:10:52,466 --> 01:10:53,466 Please tell me 1512 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,716 that you did not get him involved in your bullshit. 1513 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:56,925 -Do you drive? -No. 1514 01:10:57,008 --> 01:10:59,258 -Excuse me, Maya. I don't think-- -Did you drive? 1515 01:10:59,425 --> 01:11:01,383 -Awesome. Come on. 1516 01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:03,716 Excuse me, but it's my car. 1517 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,008 The date ain't over. Come on! 1518 01:11:07,841 --> 01:11:09,758 It is a lease. Could you be a little more careful? 1519 01:11:09,841 --> 01:11:12,925 I don't know what the fuck is going on, but if you don't get our son out of this 1520 01:11:13,008 --> 01:11:15,300 -shit that you got him into-- -Maya, I didn't get him into-- 1521 01:11:15,383 --> 01:11:16,675 You're his father! He's your son! 1522 01:11:16,758 --> 01:11:19,716 And not that I expect you to understand what that means, but there is 1523 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:22,216 -one fucking rule. You keep him safe. -I'm trying. 1524 01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:23,716 No, John Shaft. 1525 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,800 You're failing. Again! 1526 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:37,383 I still can't believe that you're in the FBI. 1527 01:11:37,466 --> 01:11:38,425 What? 1528 01:11:38,508 --> 01:11:41,133 You used to get your ass kicked when we were kids. 1529 01:11:41,216 --> 01:11:42,216 What was that guy's name? 1530 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,425 -Mike Mitchell. - Yes. 1531 01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:47,216 He would steal your pudding cup at lunch every day. 1532 01:11:47,341 --> 01:11:49,841 Until Karim dropped his ass 1533 01:11:49,966 --> 01:11:51,008 in front of the whole school. 1534 01:11:51,091 --> 01:11:51,925 -Remember that? - Mm. 1535 01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:53,633 - He had to give me a pudding cup 1536 01:11:53,716 --> 01:11:55,591 - every day after that. - Mm-hm. 1537 01:11:55,675 --> 01:11:56,925 - Surprise! 1538 01:11:57,216 --> 01:11:58,383 That sounds like him. 1539 01:11:58,466 --> 01:11:59,633 Happy birthday! 1540 01:12:02,133 --> 01:12:03,300 Move, move! 1541 01:12:11,341 --> 01:12:13,383 I thought you were joking when you said you had a gun. 1542 01:12:13,466 --> 01:12:15,591 -It's my First Amendment. -No, that's freedom of speech. 1543 01:12:15,675 --> 01:12:16,550 Let me see this thing. 1544 01:12:29,175 --> 01:12:30,758 - Get over here! 1545 01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:32,550 - Somebody help! 1546 01:12:40,758 --> 01:12:43,675 ♪ The night we met I knew ♪ 1547 01:12:43,758 --> 01:12:45,966 ♪ I needed you so ♪ 1548 01:12:48,091 --> 01:12:51,008 ♪ And if I had the chance ♪ 1549 01:12:51,466 --> 01:12:53,466 ♪ I'd never let you go ♪ 1550 01:12:55,175 --> 01:12:58,466 ♪ So won't you say you love me ♪ 1551 01:12:59,050 --> 01:13:01,966 ♪ I'll make you so proud of me ♪ 1552 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:05,591 ♪ We'll make 'em turn their heads ♪ 1553 01:13:05,675 --> 01:13:07,883 ♪ Every place we go ♪ 1554 01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:09,883 ♪ So won't you, please, ♪ 1555 01:13:09,966 --> 01:13:12,258 ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪ 1556 01:13:12,341 --> 01:13:15,341 ♪ Be my little baby, My one and only baby ♪ 1557 01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:19,591 ♪ Say you'll be my darlin', Be my, be my baby ♪ 1558 01:13:19,675 --> 01:13:24,133 ♪ Be my baby now, My one and only baby ♪ 1559 01:13:31,883 --> 01:13:35,466 ♪ Be my, be my baby Be my little baby ♪ 1560 01:13:35,883 --> 01:13:37,883 ♪ My one and only baby ♪ 1561 01:13:39,341 --> 01:13:40,466 I hate guns. 1562 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,550 Sash! You okay? 1563 01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:44,383 Yeah. 1564 01:13:58,591 --> 01:14:00,841 What the fuck? Where did you learn how to do that? 1565 01:14:00,966 --> 01:14:03,175 I said I wasn't a gun guy. I didn't say I couldn't shoot. 1566 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,133 Oh. 1567 01:14:15,758 --> 01:14:16,591 Yeah. 1568 01:14:20,675 --> 01:14:21,966 Got your ass. 1569 01:14:23,008 --> 01:14:24,550 Oh, this can't be good. 1570 01:14:24,633 --> 01:14:25,800 Oh, my God. 1571 01:14:29,091 --> 01:14:31,341 -Ma? -JJ! 1572 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:33,800 Oh, I'm so glad you're okay. 1573 01:14:34,550 --> 01:14:35,383 So y'all all right? 1574 01:14:37,008 --> 01:14:38,633 Ooh! 1575 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:40,008 Good job, son. 1576 01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:43,133 Yeah, regular chip off the same fucked up block. 1577 01:14:43,216 --> 01:14:44,216 Don't do that anymore. 1578 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:46,883 Ow. You're worse than the shooters. Dad, check this out. 1579 01:14:48,675 --> 01:14:50,466 I got this off of one of the shooters, 1580 01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:52,383 and I traced the hit straight back to Bennie. 1581 01:14:52,466 --> 01:14:53,300 -Boom! -That's not all. 1582 01:14:53,383 --> 01:14:55,383 Look, this is thing full of messages about a huge drop. 1583 01:14:55,466 --> 01:14:58,008 You can get all this from the carrier. Nothing's ever really erased. 1584 01:14:58,091 --> 01:15:00,758 -Until you delete it. -No. That's what I'm saying. 1585 01:15:00,841 --> 01:15:02,883 Like, you can't truly delete anything ever. 1586 01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:04,091 Even like pictures you text? 1587 01:15:04,175 --> 01:15:05,925 -Yeah, they're still on the server. -For real? 1588 01:15:06,008 --> 01:15:07,216 -Yeah. -Oh, shit. 1589 01:15:08,091 --> 01:15:11,175 -No. No. No. -No, it's okay. This is mine. JJ used it. 1590 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:14,300 -Oh, it's pretty. I like the purple... Oh. -And he's gonna buy me bullets. 1591 01:15:14,383 --> 01:15:15,800 Wait a minute. Look at this. 1592 01:15:15,883 --> 01:15:17,758 Another shipment from Afghanistan. 1593 01:15:18,508 --> 01:15:20,716 Say anything about Gordito being there? 1594 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,591 Um... No. 1595 01:15:22,675 --> 01:15:24,966 But between this and the bank statements, that's more than enough 1596 01:15:25,050 --> 01:15:27,383 evidence to tie the Las Caras gang 1597 01:15:27,466 --> 01:15:28,591 to the cleric, right? 1598 01:15:28,675 --> 01:15:29,550 So what's next? 1599 01:15:29,633 --> 01:15:32,300 We go back up to the Supermercado Fantastico 1600 01:15:32,383 --> 01:15:33,883 and bust some heads open? 1601 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:39,175 You know, now... 1602 01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:43,591 just might be the right time to turn the case over to the FBI. 1603 01:15:44,091 --> 01:15:44,925 What? 1604 01:15:45,716 --> 01:15:47,675 Wait, what happened to solving this shit ourselves? 1605 01:15:47,758 --> 01:15:48,675 You did! 1606 01:15:48,841 --> 01:15:52,008 Now you get to rub your dickhead boss's face in it, you dig? 1607 01:15:52,841 --> 01:15:54,008 -Yep. 1608 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,341 I... 1609 01:15:55,716 --> 01:15:57,466 I dig, I guess. 1610 01:15:57,716 --> 01:15:58,925 Are you sure about that? 1611 01:16:00,258 --> 01:16:01,091 Yeah. 1612 01:16:01,841 --> 01:16:03,008 Oh, yeah, I'm sure. 1613 01:16:07,966 --> 01:16:09,758 JJ... Are you okay? 1614 01:16:10,550 --> 01:16:14,758 So Maya and John Shaft have a baby together. 1615 01:16:15,133 --> 01:16:17,633 You know, they say that cat Shaft is a bad mother-- 1616 01:16:17,716 --> 01:16:18,800 Shut the fuck up. 1617 01:16:31,966 --> 01:16:34,383 Disturbing and frightening footage coming out of Harlem  1618 01:16:34,466 --> 01:16:38,425 where a team of FBI agents raided the Rashad Azzam Mosque this afternoon. 1619 01:16:38,508 --> 01:16:41,425 No word on what exactly they were looking for, 1620 01:16:41,550 --> 01:16:45,175 but the Bureau has acknowledged that no evidence of foul play 1621 01:16:45,258 --> 01:16:47,966 or terrorist ties were discovered. Leaving many left 1622 01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:52,633 to wonder, does the FBI have a racist Islamophobic bias? 1623 01:16:53,675 --> 01:16:54,591 Fuck me. 1624 01:16:54,675 --> 01:16:57,925 You know, for him to just automatically assume we're Islamophobic, 1625 01:16:58,008 --> 01:17:00,508 -is actually racist for him. - Shut up. 1626 01:17:00,591 --> 01:17:02,383 I can't believe I listened to you. 1627 01:17:02,508 --> 01:17:05,675 -What? What about all the evidence? -You think you can fuck up this badly 1628 01:17:05,758 --> 01:17:07,800 and not leave here with all your shit in the box? 1629 01:17:07,883 --> 01:17:09,800 We haven't even gotten to your little firefight, 1630 01:17:09,883 --> 01:17:11,466 the illegal search of the bank records. 1631 01:17:11,550 --> 01:17:12,800 We're done here. 1632 01:17:12,883 --> 01:17:15,966 Leave your badge and your ID. Clear out your shit. 1633 01:17:28,383 --> 01:17:29,300 Yo, who this? 1634 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,133 Yeah, I got that information you wanted 1635 01:17:31,216 --> 01:17:32,341 on the Dominguez kid. 1636 01:17:32,425 --> 01:17:33,258 Talk to me. 1637 01:17:33,341 --> 01:17:35,383 Clean, as far as I can tell. 1638 01:17:35,716 --> 01:17:36,633 Decorated soldier. 1639 01:17:36,716 --> 01:17:39,008 Nothing but love from everybody in the neighborhood. 1640 01:17:39,091 --> 01:17:40,050 Only thing is... 1641 01:17:40,675 --> 01:17:41,508 His family. 1642 01:17:41,591 --> 01:17:43,341 -What about them? - A cousin. 1643 01:17:43,425 --> 01:17:45,425 Runs with Las Caras' boys. 1644 01:17:45,550 --> 01:17:47,091 She washes the money, from what I hear. 1645 01:17:47,175 --> 01:17:48,341 This cousin got a name? 1646 01:17:48,425 --> 01:17:49,258 Sure do. 1647 01:17:50,008 --> 01:17:51,133 Bennie Rodriguez. 1648 01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:55,841 All right, my man. 1649 01:17:55,966 --> 01:17:57,258 You always come through for me. 1650 01:17:57,341 --> 01:17:58,383 Goddamn right. 1651 01:17:58,466 --> 01:18:00,716 So I guess now that you got this lead on Gordito's ass, 1652 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,925 you can finally stop fucking around with Maya's kid? 1653 01:18:03,008 --> 01:18:05,133 -Yeah. Something like that. - I'll holla. 1654 01:18:05,258 --> 01:18:06,091 Wow. 1655 01:18:09,841 --> 01:18:13,216 And to think this whole time, I actually thought that you wanted to help me. 1656 01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:15,716 -It's not like what you-- -You've been using me... 1657 01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:17,466 to solve your own case. 1658 01:18:17,966 --> 01:18:19,758 When I first came to you about Karim, 1659 01:18:19,841 --> 01:18:22,758 the first thing that crossed your mind wasn't that it could lead to Gordito? 1660 01:18:25,216 --> 01:18:26,966 Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. 1661 01:18:27,383 --> 01:18:28,675 But now you got what you needed. 1662 01:18:28,758 --> 01:18:31,591 You can abandon me again and go ahead and follow him now, right? 1663 01:18:31,675 --> 01:18:32,758 What am I supposed to do? 1664 01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:37,258 Hm? Dominguez is a trained soldier, who's apparently not afraid to kill. 1665 01:18:37,341 --> 01:18:40,050 And Gordito is the most dangerous motherfucker in the city. 1666 01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:42,716 I put you through enough, son. 1667 01:18:44,341 --> 01:18:45,550 I'm just trying to keep you safe. 1668 01:18:45,633 --> 01:18:49,758 So now for the first time in my life, you wanna pretend to be my father? 1669 01:18:49,841 --> 01:18:51,591 I am your father. 1670 01:18:51,675 --> 01:18:55,466 No, you had a choice between being my father and being Shaft. 1671 01:18:57,216 --> 01:18:58,425 And you chose. 1672 01:19:09,841 --> 01:19:13,425 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪ 1673 01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:18,966 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of town ♪ 1674 01:19:20,883 --> 01:19:24,633 ♪ Ain't no love, sure 'nuff is a pity, ♪ 1675 01:19:26,425 --> 01:19:30,258 ♪ Ain't no love 'cause you ain't around ♪ 1676 01:19:49,675 --> 01:19:52,050 Nigga, I'm not gonna keep dealing with this shit. 1677 01:19:52,175 --> 01:19:53,425 Now, I done told you, 1678 01:19:53,716 --> 01:19:56,466 I don't know who the fuck or what the fuck you think this is. 1679 01:20:00,216 --> 01:20:03,508 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪ 1680 01:20:05,716 --> 01:20:09,008 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of town ♪ 1681 01:20:11,258 --> 01:20:14,550 ♪ Ain't no love ♪ 1682 01:20:14,633 --> 01:20:16,425 Oh, crap. 1683 01:20:17,008 --> 01:20:18,591 ♪ Ain't no love ♪ 1684 01:20:18,758 --> 01:20:20,383 I've gotta get him away from all of this. 1685 01:20:20,466 --> 01:20:21,300 Maya, Maya. 1686 01:20:21,383 --> 01:20:22,966 I have to get him away from you! 1687 01:20:24,133 --> 01:20:26,550 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪ 1688 01:20:28,050 --> 01:20:31,216 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of town ♪ 1689 01:20:35,383 --> 01:20:37,675 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪ 1690 01:20:39,383 --> 01:20:41,383 ♪ Ain't no love in the heart of town ♪ 1691 01:20:41,466 --> 01:20:42,591 - Who is it? - Maya. 1692 01:20:42,675 --> 01:20:44,633 -It's me, John. -John? 1693 01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:45,925 How did you... 1694 01:20:47,341 --> 01:20:49,550 -Never mind. What do you want? -You ain't gonna let me in? 1695 01:20:49,633 --> 01:20:50,633 I can hear you. 1696 01:20:50,716 --> 01:20:52,300 Come on, girl. Open the door. Let me see your face. 1697 01:20:52,383 --> 01:20:54,633 Nigga, no. I ain't opening the door, and you don't need to see my face. 1698 01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:56,466 -What do you want? -Come on, give me a-- 1699 01:21:03,175 --> 01:21:04,008 Look. 1700 01:21:05,050 --> 01:21:06,591 I came back because-- 1701 01:21:08,258 --> 01:21:09,716 I wanted to tell you that... 1702 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,758 I'm sorry. 1703 01:21:18,425 --> 01:21:19,633 Is this nigga high? 1704 01:21:23,675 --> 01:21:25,175 I never heard you say that before. 1705 01:21:25,258 --> 01:21:27,216 Yeah, I never said it before. 1706 01:21:28,716 --> 01:21:29,591 But I mean it. 1707 01:21:31,008 --> 01:21:33,383 Sorry for putting you in harm's way last night. 1708 01:21:34,383 --> 01:21:36,591 And I'm sorry for putting our son in danger. 1709 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,591 John, you promised me a long time ago. 1710 01:21:40,675 --> 01:21:42,216 You said as long as you were living this life, 1711 01:21:42,300 --> 01:21:44,425 that you would stay away from JJ. 1712 01:21:44,508 --> 01:21:45,841 We agreed. 1713 01:21:47,133 --> 01:21:49,341 Yeah, I know but he's my son, so... 1714 01:22:00,925 --> 01:22:02,008 He's my son too, Maya. 1715 01:22:03,133 --> 01:22:05,383 He came to me. He asked me for help. 1716 01:22:05,508 --> 01:22:07,216 Now that I've gotten to know him, 1717 01:22:07,383 --> 01:22:10,175 things just can't go back to being the way they were. 1718 01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:12,716 Wait. 1719 01:22:13,383 --> 01:22:14,216 He came to you? 1720 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,258 Yeah. 1721 01:22:17,716 --> 01:22:18,550 Wow... 1722 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,550 I spent all these years trying to keep him away from this mess. 1723 01:22:24,383 --> 01:22:27,133 But at the end of the day, I guess he's still a Shaft. 1724 01:22:27,216 --> 01:22:29,050 Yeah. 1725 01:22:31,841 --> 01:22:33,841 Well... 1726 01:22:35,383 --> 01:22:37,133 If JJ's going to put himself in danger, 1727 01:22:37,216 --> 01:22:39,216 at least I know you'll be there to protect him. 1728 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:41,258 Yeah. I will. 1729 01:22:42,550 --> 01:22:44,258 Yeah, I know. 1730 01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,300 So... 1731 01:22:47,175 --> 01:22:48,050 So? 1732 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,383 You gonna break a brother off? 1733 01:22:55,008 --> 01:22:57,133 You had fuck it up, didn't you? 1734 01:23:02,675 --> 01:23:04,300 Yeah, she's thinking about it. 1735 01:23:09,550 --> 01:23:10,675 We were wrong. 1736 01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:13,800 The cleric wasn't the supplier for Las Caras. Dominguez was. 1737 01:23:13,883 --> 01:23:15,425 Bennie is Dominguez's cousin. 1738 01:23:15,716 --> 01:23:18,425 So Bennie is the one who put out the hit on us at the restaurant. 1739 01:23:18,508 --> 01:23:20,966 Right. I mean, think about it. It makes a perfect sense. 1740 01:23:21,091 --> 01:23:22,966 Dominguez goes overseas with the other Brothers 1741 01:23:23,050 --> 01:23:24,008 to visit troops. 1742 01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:27,591 They bring the damaged vehicles back to the States, filled with drugs. 1743 01:23:27,675 --> 01:23:29,675 All right, I need to get closer. Just wait here. 1744 01:23:30,050 --> 01:23:31,841 -What the hell? No. -No. Trust me. 1745 01:23:31,925 --> 01:23:34,258 It's not that I don't think that you can do it. It's just... 1746 01:23:34,966 --> 01:23:35,841 I need you. 1747 01:23:36,383 --> 01:23:37,300 Watch my back. 1748 01:23:38,383 --> 01:23:39,216 Please? 1749 01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:41,841 Just text me if Dominguez moves. 1750 01:23:42,966 --> 01:23:43,800 Okay. 1751 01:23:46,591 --> 01:23:48,258 -Go! Come on, let's go. -Oh, yeah. 1752 01:24:13,091 --> 01:24:14,216 This is all going to hell. 1753 01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:15,841 - I told you not to kill Karim. -Relax. 1754 01:24:15,925 --> 01:24:17,925 What's your big plan now? 'Cause you always got one. 1755 01:24:18,008 --> 01:24:18,966 - Enough. - What is it? 1756 01:24:19,050 --> 01:24:21,591 Seriously. 'Cause now they're getting close, Bennie got popped, 1757 01:24:21,675 --> 01:24:23,216 and now they know it wasn't the cleric. 1758 01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:25,091 It's only a matter of time before they end up here. 1759 01:24:25,175 --> 01:24:26,633 -You're being paranoid. -Oh, now it's me. 1760 01:24:26,758 --> 01:24:28,591 We just need to continue as planned. 1761 01:24:28,675 --> 01:24:30,008 We'll get this stuff to Gordito. 1762 01:24:30,091 --> 01:24:31,591 Gordito? No. Fuck that, man. 1763 01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:34,175 Smuggling drugs was supposed to be temporary, okay? 1764 01:24:34,341 --> 01:24:35,425 This is all your fault. 1765 01:24:35,508 --> 01:24:36,925 You got us into it. Now, get us out. 1766 01:24:40,216 --> 01:24:42,800 No. That's some simple bitch shit. Okay. 1767 01:24:42,966 --> 01:24:43,966 We ain't gonna be her. 1768 01:24:45,508 --> 01:24:47,758 It's funny 'cause you never seem to mind 1769 01:24:47,841 --> 01:24:49,341 after I cut you in. 1770 01:24:49,425 --> 01:24:50,925 Keith, this getting out of hand. 1771 01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:52,341 We need to turn ourselves in right now. 1772 01:24:52,425 --> 01:24:55,716 You know, you're really starting to sound a lot like Karim. 1773 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:57,675 And look where that got him. 1774 01:24:59,050 --> 01:25:01,925 It's gonna break Bennie's heart when I tell her that her cousin was a snitch. 1775 01:25:02,008 --> 01:25:04,341 What the hell's that supposed to mean, Cutty? 1776 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:06,716 It means... 1777 01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,216 I'm not gonna let loose ends mess this up. 1778 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:10,925 That's what it means. 1779 01:25:11,633 --> 01:25:13,758 I mean did you think that we should turn ourselves in? 1780 01:25:13,841 --> 01:25:14,841 Huh? Did you? 1781 01:25:18,091 --> 01:25:19,008 Fuck! My phone! 1782 01:25:19,091 --> 01:25:20,008 Shit! 1783 01:25:21,258 --> 01:25:23,591 It's that Shaft kid. He saw everything. 1784 01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:26,133 Get him! 1785 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,300 Come on! 1786 01:25:46,008 --> 01:25:46,841 Fuck! 1787 01:26:04,883 --> 01:26:06,050 JJ! 1788 01:26:12,091 --> 01:26:14,050 The phone. Now! 1789 01:26:14,633 --> 01:26:15,758 Not gonna ask again! 1790 01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:18,508 Don't give it to him, JJ! 1791 01:26:18,591 --> 01:26:20,383 -Hey, stop. 1792 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:22,883 Come on. Put it on the ground. 1793 01:26:22,966 --> 01:26:24,550 - Now! 1794 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,508 -Junior! Get in the car! 1795 01:26:44,591 --> 01:26:46,425 -Oh, shit! 1796 01:26:47,091 --> 01:26:47,925 Oh! 1797 01:26:53,508 --> 01:26:54,466 JJ! 1798 01:26:55,383 --> 01:26:56,508 Sasha! 1799 01:26:58,883 --> 01:27:01,091 Let's go! Hurry! 1800 01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:02,466 I'm in. Go, go! 1801 01:27:05,883 --> 01:27:07,008 JJ! 1802 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:15,258 Ah. 1803 01:27:22,383 --> 01:27:24,716 That motherfucker's got to die. 1804 01:27:30,716 --> 01:27:32,216 We need to go find Sasha. 1805 01:27:32,341 --> 01:27:33,800 Can't the FBI handle that? 1806 01:27:34,966 --> 01:27:37,050 You just don't think that I can do this. 1807 01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:40,091 Look, I know the only person that you give a fuck about is Gordito. 1808 01:27:40,175 --> 01:27:41,258 But I can't lose her. 1809 01:27:41,341 --> 01:27:42,841 And I can't lose you. 1810 01:27:43,716 --> 01:27:46,633 Do you wanna know why I want Gordito so badly? 1811 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:50,883 That motherfucker's the reason our family got torn apart in the first place. 1812 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:52,341 Now, he came for me, 1813 01:27:52,425 --> 01:27:54,341 your mom was in the car. So were you. 1814 01:27:54,425 --> 01:27:55,716 You were just a baby. 1815 01:27:56,091 --> 01:27:57,633 I can't let that shit go. 1816 01:27:58,175 --> 01:27:59,425 But you know what? 1817 01:28:00,716 --> 01:28:04,008 Fuck Gordito if it means I lose my son again. 1818 01:28:05,883 --> 01:28:07,800 I didn't come here looking for that motherfucker. 1819 01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:09,216 I came here looking for you. 1820 01:28:12,091 --> 01:28:12,925 Thanks. 1821 01:28:15,841 --> 01:28:16,841 I'm glad you came. 1822 01:28:18,383 --> 01:28:20,425 I'm actually a little impressed that you found me. 1823 01:28:20,508 --> 01:28:23,758 I keep telling you I know way more about this city than that GPS shit. 1824 01:28:25,466 --> 01:28:27,883 You know what? I think I can track Sasha's phone. 1825 01:28:29,008 --> 01:28:30,383 I just gotta get to a computer. 1826 01:28:30,466 --> 01:28:32,008 I got you. Officer Thomas! 1827 01:28:32,091 --> 01:28:33,175 Let me holla at you. 1828 01:28:35,883 --> 01:28:36,883 What is it, Shaft? 1829 01:28:36,966 --> 01:28:39,425 You got something you wanna tell me about this little shitstorm 1830 01:28:39,508 --> 01:28:40,883 -that blew through here? 1831 01:28:41,050 --> 01:28:41,883 No. 1832 01:28:41,966 --> 01:28:44,466 But my son needs to book a flight. 1833 01:28:44,550 --> 01:28:46,091 You mind if he uses your computer? 1834 01:28:47,425 --> 01:28:48,341 Book a flight. 1835 01:28:48,883 --> 01:28:49,800 Mm-hm. 1836 01:28:54,591 --> 01:28:56,716 So Cutty was running the drugs. 1837 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:58,258 Gordito was selling them. 1838 01:28:58,425 --> 01:28:59,883 And Bennie was laundering the money. 1839 01:28:59,966 --> 01:29:02,091 Excuse me... I'm sorry. Do y'all 1840 01:29:02,175 --> 01:29:03,175 want some mints? 1841 01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:06,175 Charge your cell phone? Y'all need some music... 1842 01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:07,550 No, thank you. We're good. 1843 01:29:07,633 --> 01:29:09,716 All right, if you need something, you just let me know. 1844 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,883 -I got it all right here for you, okay? -Okay. 1845 01:29:11,966 --> 01:29:13,258 So, I figure 1846 01:29:13,341 --> 01:29:15,675 Dominguez was using Cutty as a pawn, 1847 01:29:16,050 --> 01:29:18,883 to get in the gang with Bennie and Gordito. 1848 01:29:18,966 --> 01:29:20,175 Did you say "Gordito"? 1849 01:29:20,258 --> 01:29:21,883 Ain't that like a big burrito or something? 1850 01:29:21,966 --> 01:29:23,133 Say what? 1851 01:29:23,216 --> 01:29:24,258 Shit is good. 1852 01:29:24,383 --> 01:29:25,841 When the other Brothers found out, 1853 01:29:25,925 --> 01:29:27,550 then Cutty tried to just cut him in, 1854 01:29:27,633 --> 01:29:28,633 but Karim wouldn't go for it. 1855 01:29:28,716 --> 01:29:30,175 Hey, speaking of the Kareems, 1856 01:29:30,258 --> 01:29:33,050 why come y'all think it is that Jabbar don't get the credit he deserves? 1857 01:29:33,133 --> 01:29:34,841 He scored more points than Jordan, 1858 01:29:34,925 --> 01:29:36,133 -LeBron-- -Babycakes. 1859 01:29:36,216 --> 01:29:37,425 -Mm? -In case you ain't noticed, 1860 01:29:37,508 --> 01:29:39,883 we're trying to work some shit out back here, all right? 1861 01:29:39,966 --> 01:29:43,091 You just having a conversation out loud, so I thought I could be in it. 1862 01:29:43,175 --> 01:29:44,050 My bad. 1863 01:29:44,175 --> 01:29:46,258 Now, that still don't explain the mosque. 1864 01:29:46,341 --> 01:29:48,091 Well, maybe when Karim didn't take the money, 1865 01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:51,175 they tried to just make him happy by having Bennie forward his amount 1866 01:29:51,258 --> 01:29:52,133 to the cleric. 1867 01:29:52,216 --> 01:29:54,716 Right. That way, the cleric wouldn't know the money was dirty. 1868 01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:55,758 Yeah, but I don't think 1869 01:29:55,841 --> 01:29:57,675 that Karim could live with knowing the truth, 1870 01:29:57,758 --> 01:29:59,300 and Cutty couldn't have any loose ends, 1871 01:29:59,383 --> 01:30:00,466 so their only option... 1872 01:30:01,008 --> 01:30:02,008 -Kill Karim. -Kill Karim. 1873 01:30:03,091 --> 01:30:05,341 -Y'all want to kill Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? - No! 1874 01:30:05,425 --> 01:30:08,175 But I'm about to kill you, if you don't mind your damn business 1875 01:30:08,258 --> 01:30:09,258 and drive this fucking car. 1876 01:30:11,591 --> 01:30:12,841 If we gonna take on Las Caras, 1877 01:30:12,925 --> 01:30:14,841 we're gonna need a lot more firepower. 1878 01:30:14,925 --> 01:30:16,591 I know just the motherfucker to hook us up. 1879 01:30:17,133 --> 01:30:20,591 Look here, sweetheart. I need to change the address we're going to. 1880 01:30:20,841 --> 01:30:21,925 Oh, you talking to me now? 1881 01:30:22,008 --> 01:30:24,633 I don't actually need to know. You just need to put it into the app. 1882 01:30:24,716 --> 01:30:25,883 Put it in the what? 1883 01:30:25,966 --> 01:30:27,300 Yeah, I'll take care of it. 1884 01:30:27,383 --> 01:30:29,425 How come I couldn't just tell her where we're going? 1885 01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:49,633 No doorbell? 1886 01:30:49,716 --> 01:30:50,966 He don't believe in those. 1887 01:30:51,050 --> 01:30:53,050 -Just bang on the door on your left. - Okay. 1888 01:30:53,133 --> 01:30:54,925 You know, on second thought, fuck it. 1889 01:30:57,008 --> 01:30:59,216 This motherfucker never locks his door. 1890 01:31:01,216 --> 01:31:02,716 Yo, where you at? 1891 01:31:03,133 --> 01:31:04,883 But I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. 1892 01:31:06,633 --> 01:31:09,091 Alcoholic gotta go to them goddamn meetings. 1893 01:31:11,050 --> 01:31:12,425 That's far enough, punks. 1894 01:31:12,716 --> 01:31:13,591 Pop. 1895 01:31:14,008 --> 01:31:14,883 Pop? 1896 01:31:14,966 --> 01:31:15,841 It's me. 1897 01:31:17,050 --> 01:31:17,883 Son? 1898 01:31:18,466 --> 01:31:19,716 Wait. Grandad? 1899 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:21,258 No, it can't be. 1900 01:31:22,466 --> 01:31:23,633 Damn. You look like shit. 1901 01:31:24,883 --> 01:31:27,216 How could you look 20 years older than my gray ass? 1902 01:31:27,300 --> 01:31:28,883 Yeah, it's good to see your ass, too. 1903 01:31:29,675 --> 01:31:30,591 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1904 01:31:32,175 --> 01:31:33,008 Wow. 1905 01:31:35,008 --> 01:31:36,258 You're my grandson? 1906 01:31:37,633 --> 01:31:39,258 I haven't been able to see you since your daddy 1907 01:31:39,341 --> 01:31:42,091 drove your light-skinned ass way the hell upstate. 1908 01:31:42,466 --> 01:31:44,633 Only you could be a worse father than I was. 1909 01:31:44,716 --> 01:31:46,633 -You were a wonderful father. -Hm-hm. 1910 01:31:46,716 --> 01:31:48,425 After you stopped pretending to be my uncle. 1911 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:50,216 Wait, what? 1912 01:31:50,675 --> 01:31:51,800 Don't pay attention to him. 1913 01:31:51,883 --> 01:31:54,383 Come over here and give your granddaddy some love. 1914 01:31:56,341 --> 01:31:57,216 Y'all hungry? 1915 01:31:57,925 --> 01:31:59,175 -Want some grits? -Yeah. 1916 01:31:59,258 --> 01:32:00,633 Grits? What's that? 1917 01:32:01,341 --> 01:32:02,383 It's a long story. 1918 01:32:03,591 --> 01:32:06,050 -Look, I need to ask you a favor. -What you need? 1919 01:32:06,133 --> 01:32:07,091 You still packing? 1920 01:32:07,175 --> 01:32:08,383 "Still packing". 1921 01:32:08,466 --> 01:32:11,008 Boy, back in the day, we didn't need guns. 1922 01:32:11,091 --> 01:32:13,175 All we needed was our bare knuckles. 1923 01:32:13,258 --> 01:32:14,675 Oof. Old school. 1924 01:32:14,758 --> 01:32:16,133 -Okay. 1925 01:32:17,675 --> 01:32:19,425 But you can't be too prepared. 1926 01:32:19,508 --> 01:32:20,508 Oh, yeah. 1927 01:32:21,550 --> 01:32:22,925 What the hell? 1928 01:32:25,383 --> 01:32:26,216 Damn! 1929 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:27,758 Grandpa! 1930 01:32:28,675 --> 01:32:30,341 Yo, what don't you have? 1931 01:32:34,675 --> 01:32:35,633 So, what's the gig? 1932 01:32:36,091 --> 01:32:38,925 Oh, drug kingpin, military scandal, 1933 01:32:39,008 --> 01:32:42,383 bad guys holding Junior's girl hostage. You know, the usual. 1934 01:32:43,091 --> 01:32:44,300 Usual shit. Yeah. 1935 01:32:47,883 --> 01:32:49,966 You remember when your parents used to help you with your homework? 1936 01:32:50,050 --> 01:32:52,800 You'd go to school the next day, and it'd all be wrong. Remember that shit? 1937 01:32:55,175 --> 01:32:57,133 Thanks, Pops. I'm gonna get this shit back to you. 1938 01:32:57,216 --> 01:32:58,425 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. 1939 01:32:58,508 --> 01:33:01,966 You think I'm just gonna give you my shit and let you have all the fun without me? 1940 01:33:02,175 --> 01:33:03,925 Hell, no. I'm coming with you. 1941 01:33:05,550 --> 01:33:06,383 You sure? 1942 01:33:06,466 --> 01:33:09,300 Damn right, I'm sure. I'm bored as hell up in here. 1943 01:33:10,175 --> 01:33:11,008 All right. 1944 01:33:11,466 --> 01:33:12,550 Let's go get your girl. 1945 01:33:12,633 --> 01:33:14,508 Yeah. Let's get Gordito's ass. 1946 01:33:44,925 --> 01:33:47,966 I don't know, man. I do not like her just sitting there without restraints on. 1947 01:33:48,050 --> 01:33:49,966 Where the fuck's she gonna go, Cutty? 1948 01:33:54,883 --> 01:33:56,091 Hey! 1949 01:34:13,966 --> 01:34:16,841 You should take better care of our guest. 1950 01:34:30,716 --> 01:34:32,300 -Can I help you gentlemen? - Yeah. 1951 01:34:32,383 --> 01:34:35,466 I was telling my boys here, that even at my age... 1952 01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:37,175 I could take you. 1953 01:34:37,258 --> 01:34:39,883 Come on, Pop. Ain't you got something better to do? 1954 01:34:39,966 --> 01:34:41,966 Sound like to me he's calling you out, homes. 1955 01:34:42,050 --> 01:34:43,550 That is... unless you're scared. 1956 01:34:43,633 --> 01:34:44,466 Scared? 1957 01:34:44,550 --> 01:34:45,883 - Okay. -Come on. 1958 01:34:45,966 --> 01:34:47,008 Okay. 1959 01:34:47,091 --> 01:34:48,300 Take your vitamins? 1960 01:34:49,425 --> 01:34:50,675 Are you trying or what? 1961 01:34:52,716 --> 01:34:53,550 Hey, where you going? 1962 01:34:54,425 --> 01:34:55,550 -Huh? 1963 01:34:58,633 --> 01:34:59,466 Still got it. 1964 01:35:00,508 --> 01:35:02,966 I bet if we were wrestling for some French fries, 1965 01:35:03,050 --> 01:35:03,925 he might have won. 1966 01:35:04,008 --> 01:35:07,425 Not regular fries. For some chili cheese fries, he'd kick your ass. 1967 01:35:07,508 --> 01:35:08,883 Hey, we're in luck. 1968 01:35:08,966 --> 01:35:10,883 That penthouse is using the exact same feed 1969 01:35:10,966 --> 01:35:12,383 for the lobby and the elevator. 1970 01:35:12,466 --> 01:35:14,841 I'mma just go ahead and create a loop, and I can use my phone. 1971 01:35:14,925 --> 01:35:17,550 A loop. Is that where they don't see us when we're on the elevator? 1972 01:35:17,633 --> 01:35:20,466 -Exactly. See, you're learning. -That shit don't never work in the movies. 1973 01:35:22,341 --> 01:35:23,883 Is that motherfucker snoring? 1974 01:35:31,383 --> 01:35:32,258 What's up? 1975 01:35:37,508 --> 01:35:39,966 Hmm. Quality is perfect. 1976 01:35:42,675 --> 01:35:44,716 As always, it has been a pleasure 1977 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:46,466 doing business with you. 1978 01:35:49,050 --> 01:35:50,133 Transfer the funds. 1979 01:36:00,050 --> 01:36:02,383 -So they can't see us? - Oh, 100%. 1980 01:36:02,591 --> 01:36:05,675 The only thing that they're gonna see is the feed I uploaded. We're invisible. 1981 01:36:05,758 --> 01:36:06,925 Boy's got skills. 1982 01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:13,175 Uh-oh. 1983 01:36:13,966 --> 01:36:16,758 Does that "uh-oh" mean the movie shit is happening? 1984 01:36:18,175 --> 01:36:22,758 -Well, you know, without Wi-Fi, the-- -Do we have Wi-Fi? 1985 01:36:25,216 --> 01:36:26,341 No. 1986 01:36:26,841 --> 01:36:28,050 So they can see us. 1987 01:36:28,133 --> 01:36:31,133 I mean, there's still a chance that this is working. Hang on. Let me... 1988 01:36:31,216 --> 01:36:32,258 Let me try something 1989 01:36:34,508 --> 01:36:35,758 Sir, you should see this. 1990 01:36:39,383 --> 01:36:40,425 Shaft? 1991 01:36:45,050 --> 01:36:47,508 Come at the elevator! Watch the girl! 1992 01:37:22,091 --> 01:37:23,091 What the fuck? 1993 01:37:31,883 --> 01:37:33,050 Don't you fucking move! 1994 01:37:34,425 --> 01:37:35,466 What are you doing? 1995 01:37:35,550 --> 01:37:36,925 Oh, damn! 1996 01:37:37,341 --> 01:37:38,425 Ow! 1997 01:37:41,175 --> 01:37:42,091 Get in here! 1998 01:37:44,091 --> 01:37:44,925 Ow! 1999 01:37:46,883 --> 01:37:47,758 Oh, fuck! 2000 01:37:47,841 --> 01:37:49,383 Get in here, JJ! Come on! 2001 01:37:49,925 --> 01:37:52,341 Ha-ha! 2002 01:37:54,883 --> 01:37:55,966 Oh! 2003 01:38:03,466 --> 01:38:05,008 These motherfuckers ain't playing. 2004 01:38:05,091 --> 01:38:06,591 Gordito! 2005 01:38:07,091 --> 01:38:08,883 It's been so many years. 2006 01:38:11,091 --> 01:38:12,050 No calls, 2007 01:38:12,133 --> 01:38:13,341 no letters. 2008 01:38:13,425 --> 01:38:14,508 I've missed you! 2009 01:38:31,091 --> 01:38:32,425 - Motherfucker! 2010 01:38:33,550 --> 01:38:34,383 JJ! 2011 01:38:34,466 --> 01:38:35,425 Sasha! 2012 01:38:44,133 --> 01:38:44,966 Fuck! 2013 01:38:56,758 --> 01:38:57,966 - You hit my girl? 2014 01:39:02,883 --> 01:39:04,633 Oh, shit! 2015 01:39:14,008 --> 01:39:14,841 Fuck. 2016 01:39:16,883 --> 01:39:18,091 You're out as well. 2017 01:39:18,633 --> 01:39:19,925 -Yep. - Mm-hm. 2018 01:39:20,008 --> 01:39:20,841 I'll tell you what. 2019 01:39:23,175 --> 01:39:24,591 Why don't we go old school? 2020 01:39:35,300 --> 01:39:37,633 -Not bad. Not bad. 2021 01:39:38,591 --> 01:39:40,091 Oh, so you wanna go there? 2022 01:39:40,883 --> 01:39:41,716 Let me get mine. 2023 01:39:45,675 --> 01:39:46,591 Eh, you pussy. 2024 01:39:56,508 --> 01:39:58,175 For my car, motherfucker. 2025 01:39:59,050 --> 01:40:01,216 Check this out. 2026 01:40:01,466 --> 01:40:04,133 -Damn. You back here having a knife fight? -Oh, hell no. I shot him. 2027 01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:14,800 Hey. 2028 01:40:15,341 --> 01:40:16,175 Hey. 2029 01:40:16,258 --> 01:40:18,341 -Say hi to Karim for me. 2030 01:40:25,508 --> 01:40:27,133 Ugh! 2031 01:40:27,966 --> 01:40:29,050 Motherfucker! 2032 01:40:30,383 --> 01:40:31,675 Like I said... 2033 01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:33,425 boy's got skills. 2034 01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:34,966 Still hate guns. 2035 01:40:36,508 --> 01:40:38,050 Hey. 2036 01:40:38,508 --> 01:40:39,341 -Hey. -Hey. 2037 01:40:39,425 --> 01:40:40,300 Are you okay? 2038 01:40:40,383 --> 01:40:41,633 -Yeah. You? -Yeah. 2039 01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,675 Are you bleeding? 2040 01:40:42,758 --> 01:40:43,966 No, it's his blood. 2041 01:40:46,383 --> 01:40:47,300 Oh, my God. 2042 01:40:47,383 --> 01:40:48,633 Come on. 2043 01:40:48,841 --> 01:40:51,258 Ooh! Shit. 2044 01:40:54,675 --> 01:40:56,216 -You all right? -Yeah. 2045 01:40:56,300 --> 01:40:58,508 Son of a bitch threw me into the table. 2046 01:41:01,133 --> 01:41:03,675 -The fuck you laughing at? -I'm laughing 'cause you all thought 2047 01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,800 you're gonna do all this shit by yourselves. 2048 01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:08,716 Shaft. 2049 01:41:09,966 --> 01:41:12,341 Let's not do that. 2050 01:41:25,508 --> 01:41:27,425 Okay, you can point your gun at me. 2051 01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:28,841 I'm the one you want. 2052 01:41:28,925 --> 01:41:30,508 Is that what you think? 2053 01:41:30,675 --> 01:41:31,675 That's what I know. 2054 01:41:31,758 --> 01:41:35,258 I'm the cop that broke up your little ghetto crack cartel, 2055 01:41:35,341 --> 01:41:36,550 and sent your ass 2056 01:41:36,633 --> 01:41:40,341 swirling around the toilet for the last 20 years, like a piece of shit you are. 2057 01:41:40,425 --> 01:41:42,091 That was not because of you. 2058 01:41:42,175 --> 01:41:43,925 Yeah, it was. 2059 01:41:44,591 --> 01:41:47,925 Your assassination attempt only succeeded in breaking up my family. 2060 01:41:48,008 --> 01:41:49,800 That hit wasn't about you. 2061 01:41:50,466 --> 01:41:51,633 I wanted to take away 2062 01:41:51,716 --> 01:41:54,883 the one thing you valued more than anything else. 2063 01:42:01,133 --> 01:42:04,008 Now you're truly about to lose everything. 2064 01:42:06,341 --> 01:42:07,383 How do you feel? 2065 01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:12,633 Oh! 2066 01:42:47,133 --> 01:42:48,091 I feel fine. 2067 01:42:50,841 --> 01:42:51,925 Motherfucker. 2068 01:42:58,425 --> 01:42:59,966 -Dad! 2069 01:43:00,216 --> 01:43:02,550 - Oh, what do I do? What do I do? - Keep some pressure on it! 2070 01:43:03,216 --> 01:43:06,091 Come on, stay with us, Dad! Don't die on me, Dad, please! 2071 01:43:11,383 --> 01:43:12,466 Is that you, Death? 2072 01:43:14,550 --> 01:43:15,591 Oh, Pop. Hey. 2073 01:43:16,383 --> 01:43:17,841 Oh, shit. 2074 01:43:17,966 --> 01:43:19,841 Oh, don't be a pussy, son. 2075 01:43:20,383 --> 01:43:21,591 What's that you say? What? 2076 01:43:21,675 --> 01:43:23,008 You brought me some pussy? 2077 01:43:23,716 --> 01:43:24,550 Dang. 2078 01:43:24,925 --> 01:43:27,175 I can't believe you actually took a bullet for me. 2079 01:43:28,008 --> 01:43:31,841 Oh, man. Shit was happening so fast. It's like... 2080 01:43:32,675 --> 01:43:33,716 No, and I tripped. 2081 01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:34,966 - It was an accident. 2082 01:43:35,050 --> 01:43:37,425 Oh, yeah? Is that how you remember it? 2083 01:43:38,716 --> 01:43:39,675 Maya! 2084 01:43:42,466 --> 01:43:43,841 You did bring me some pussy. 2085 01:43:44,425 --> 01:43:46,300 Can you not refer to my mother as pussy, please? 2086 01:43:46,716 --> 01:43:49,175 Are you really gonna ruin this moment? 2087 01:43:50,883 --> 01:43:51,800 Okay. 2088 01:43:52,175 --> 01:43:54,841 This motherfucker had Junior dead to rights. 2089 01:43:54,925 --> 01:43:55,966 I promised you 2090 01:43:56,050 --> 01:43:57,550 I was gonna take care of him. 2091 01:43:57,633 --> 01:43:58,591 So I... 2092 01:44:00,383 --> 01:44:01,300 Yeah. 2093 01:44:01,383 --> 01:44:02,508 Now you gonna break me off? 2094 01:44:03,633 --> 01:44:04,633 Moment ruined. 2095 01:44:04,716 --> 01:44:06,008 How're we feeling, Mr. Shaft? 2096 01:44:06,091 --> 01:44:06,966 -Groovy. -Great. 2097 01:44:07,050 --> 01:44:07,883 I'm good. 2098 01:44:07,966 --> 01:44:08,883 Sasha, can you please 2099 01:44:08,966 --> 01:44:10,133 prescribe this man something 2100 01:44:10,216 --> 01:44:11,550 for his inflated ego? 2101 01:44:13,175 --> 01:44:14,008 You did good. 2102 01:44:15,133 --> 01:44:16,716 I'm actually glad you were there. 2103 01:44:21,883 --> 01:44:23,341 I'll talk to you later. 2104 01:44:26,550 --> 01:44:27,841 Hey, Sash, hang on. 2105 01:44:29,258 --> 01:44:30,175 Uh, yeah. 2106 01:44:33,675 --> 01:44:34,550 -Oh, kiss her! -Kiss her! 2107 01:44:36,633 --> 01:44:37,675 Go on then. 2108 01:44:47,716 --> 01:44:48,800 That's my boy. 2109 01:44:48,883 --> 01:44:51,550 Our boy. I pushed the little motherfucker out. 2110 01:44:51,633 --> 01:44:53,133 After I shot him in. 2111 01:44:53,216 --> 01:44:54,633 You always claiming shit. 2112 01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:58,925 Can I get one of those? 2113 01:44:59,008 --> 01:45:01,050 No, I don't know where your lips been. 2114 01:45:01,841 --> 01:45:03,091 In other news, 2115 01:45:03,175 --> 01:45:05,383 the owner of a prominent grocery store chain in Harlem 2116 01:45:05,466 --> 01:45:09,508 was arrested today. Benita Rodriguez faces attempted murder charges 2117 01:45:09,591 --> 01:45:12,175 in connection with a money laundering scheme 2118 01:45:12,258 --> 01:45:13,675 for a notorious drug cartel. 2119 01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,008 Hey, good job! Way to go! 2120 01:45:28,925 --> 01:45:29,925 Nice work, John! 2121 01:45:32,091 --> 01:45:33,175 There he is. 2122 01:45:33,383 --> 01:45:36,841 My favorite newly reinstated, newly-promoted field agent 2123 01:45:36,925 --> 01:45:38,300 slash computer analyst. 2124 01:45:39,091 --> 01:45:40,133 Welcome back, kid. 2125 01:45:43,008 --> 01:45:44,508 Yeah, I'm not coming back. 2126 01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:48,466 I'm done working for the Man. 2127 01:45:53,466 --> 01:45:55,050 And the name is Shaft. 2128 01:45:56,133 --> 01:45:57,341 John Shaft. 2129 01:46:07,966 --> 01:46:08,966 So, how'd it go? 2130 01:46:09,633 --> 01:46:11,591 -Just like you said it would. -Told you. 2131 01:46:12,091 --> 01:46:12,966 So, what's next? 2132 01:46:13,050 --> 01:46:14,966 Got a call from a couple upstate. 2133 01:46:15,050 --> 01:46:16,800 Possible kidnapping, embezzlement. 2134 01:46:16,925 --> 01:46:18,175 Can't call the cops. 2135 01:46:18,591 --> 01:46:19,425 The usual. 2136 01:46:20,925 --> 01:46:22,008 Let's do our thing. 2137 01:46:27,216 --> 01:46:30,466 ♪ Who is the man yo, with the banjo, With the pleasure? ♪ 2138 01:46:31,175 --> 01:46:33,383 ♪ Who they goin' call When they come in the van, yo? ♪ 2139 01:46:33,550 --> 01:46:35,466 ♪ Shaft!" Too much Shaft comin' through that ♪ 2140 01:46:35,550 --> 01:46:37,300 ♪ Too much Shaft run through that ♪ 2141 01:46:37,383 --> 01:46:39,550 ♪ Shaft! Who you gonna call, it's a shoot-out ♪ 2142 01:46:39,675 --> 01:46:42,008 ♪ Black man lookin' for a way out. Shaft! ♪ 2143 01:46:42,091 --> 01:46:46,883 ♪ Who blessin' all these black suits And all the fancy shoes? ♪ 2144 01:46:49,466 --> 01:46:52,466 ♪ Shaft! Who is the man? ♪ 2145 01:46:53,091 --> 01:46:54,425 ♪ Too much Shaft ♪ 2146 01:46:54,550 --> 01:46:56,841 ♪ Who is the man ♪ 2147 01:46:57,216 --> 01:46:58,383 ♪ Too much Shaft Shaft! ♪ 2148 01:46:58,466 --> 01:47:02,008 ♪ Who is the man Too much Shaft ♪ 2149 01:47:02,091 --> 01:47:06,300 ♪ Who is the man Shaft! ♪ 2150 01:47:07,175 --> 01:47:09,008 ♪ Generation after generation ♪ 2151 01:47:09,133 --> 01:47:10,883 ♪ Handle business without hesitatin ♪ 2152 01:47:10,966 --> 01:47:13,841 ♪ Say the word goin' change But I'm still waitin', I done ran out ♪ 2153 01:47:13,925 --> 01:47:15,133 ♪ but I'm still patient ♪ 2154 01:47:15,216 --> 01:47:18,591 ♪ Who is the man yo, with the banjo, With the pleasure? ♪ 2155 01:47:19,175 --> 01:47:21,466 ♪ Who they goin' call When they come in the van, yo? ♪ 2156 01:47:21,550 --> 01:47:22,425 ♪ Shaft! ♪ 2157 01:47:22,508 --> 01:47:24,216 ♪ Too much Shaft comin' through that ♪ 2158 01:47:24,300 --> 01:47:26,300 ♪ Too much Shaft run through that Shaft! ♪ 2159 01:47:26,383 --> 01:47:28,091 ♪ Who you gonna call, it's a shoot-out ♪ 2160 01:47:28,175 --> 01:47:30,175 ♪ Black man lookin' for a way out, man! Shaft! ♪ 2161 01:47:30,258 --> 01:47:35,008 ♪ Who blessin' all these black suits And all the fancy shoes? ♪ 2162 01:47:37,425 --> 01:47:38,258 ♪ Shaft! ♪ 2163 01:47:38,341 --> 01:47:40,341 ♪ Who is the man? ♪ 2164 01:47:41,258 --> 01:47:42,466 ♪ Too much Shaft Shaft! ♪ 2165 01:47:42,550 --> 01:47:46,050 ♪ Who is the man? Too much Shaft ♪ 2166 01:47:46,133 --> 01:47:48,133 ♪ Who is the man? ♪ 2167 01:47:49,175 --> 01:47:50,216 ♪ Too much Shaft ♪ 2168 01:47:50,300 --> 01:47:54,133 ♪ Who is the man? Shaft! ♪ 2169 01:47:54,258 --> 01:47:56,008 ♪ Too much Shaft comin' through that ♪ 2170 01:47:56,091 --> 01:47:58,091 ♪ Too much Shaft run through that Shaft! ♪ 2171 01:47:58,175 --> 01:48:00,008 ♪ Who you gonna call, it's a shoot-out ♪ 2172 01:48:00,091 --> 01:48:02,091 ♪ Black man lookin' for a way out, man! ♪ 2173 01:48:02,175 --> 01:48:07,175 ♪ Who blessin' all these black suits And all the fancy shoes? ♪ 2174 01:48:09,591 --> 01:48:10,425 ♪ Shaft! ♪ 2175 01:48:11,133 --> 01:48:12,966 ♪ Generation after generation ♪ 2176 01:48:13,091 --> 01:48:14,883 ♪ Handle business without hesitatin ♪ 2177 01:48:14,966 --> 01:48:17,758 ♪ Say the word goin' change, But I'm still waitin', I done ran out ♪ 2178 01:48:17,841 --> 01:48:18,966 ♪ But I'm still patient ♪ 2179 01:48:19,091 --> 01:48:22,633 ♪ Who is the man yo, with the banjo, With the pleasure? ♪ 2180 01:48:23,133 --> 01:48:25,383 ♪ Who they goin' call When they come in the van, yo? ♪ 2181 01:48:25,466 --> 01:48:26,383 ♪ Shaft! ♪ 2182 01:48:27,425 --> 01:48:30,050 ♪ Uh-uh, who you think you talking to? ♪ 2183 01:48:30,508 --> 01:48:34,383 ♪ Boy, you better shut your mouth ♪ 2184 01:48:42,300 --> 01:48:46,800 ♪ You got that certain style ♪ 2185 01:48:47,758 --> 01:48:53,466 ♪ Ah, you can move me with your smile ♪ 2186 01:48:53,758 --> 01:49:00,050 ♪ Let me tell you Love me in a special way ♪ 2187 01:49:01,341 --> 01:49:07,508 ♪ No one else can compare With all your love and care ♪ 2188 01:49:08,925 --> 01:49:14,091 ♪ You make me feel brand new ♪ 2189 01:49:14,341 --> 01:49:20,091 ♪ I'm not the same man as before ♪ 2190 01:49:20,841 --> 01:49:22,841 ♪ I am certain now ♪ 2191 01:49:24,841 --> 01:49:30,716 ♪ That I'll keep coming back for more You're the one I adore ♪ 2192 01:49:30,841 --> 01:49:34,800 ♪ You're the one I'm looking for your love sweet love  ♪ 2193 01:49:34,883 --> 01:49:40,550 ♪ Why don't you love me, ahh love? Love me ♪ 2194 01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:43,300 ♪ Ooh love me ♪ 2195 01:49:44,050 --> 01:49:46,050 ♪ Love ♪ 2196 01:49:48,050 --> 01:49:52,841 ♪ Love me over and over and over And over again ♪ 2197 01:49:53,716 --> 01:50:00,008 ♪ Ooh love, love me, love me, love me Love me, love me, love me ♪ 2198 01:50:00,675 --> 01:50:03,050 ♪ Love me ♪ 2199 01:50:04,675 --> 01:50:06,675 ♪ Love me, love me ♪ 2200 01:50:07,133 --> 01:50:13,133 ♪ Love me over and over and over And over again ♪ 2201 01:50:14,591 --> 01:50:17,050 ♪ Why don't you love me? ♪ 2202 01:50:17,383 --> 01:50:19,925 ♪ It's no mystery Why don't you love me? ♪ 2203 01:50:20,800 --> 01:50:23,175 ♪ Love me Your love holds the key ♪ 2204 01:50:23,966 --> 01:50:26,591 ♪ Love me To bring out the best in me ♪ 2205 01:50:27,300 --> 01:50:32,925 ♪ Love me over and over And over again ♪ 2206 01:50:35,133 --> 01:50:38,758 ♪ Why don't you love me Love me, love me, love me? ♪ 2207 01:50:38,841 --> 01:50:45,591 ♪ Love me, love me, love me, love me Love me, love me, love me, love me ♪ 2208 01:50:45,716 --> 01:50:48,800 ♪ Love me, love me, love me, love me ♪ 2209 01:50:49,258 --> 01:50:53,633 ♪ Love me over and over and over And over again ♪ 2210 01:51:08,091 --> 01:51:13,758 ♪ Love me over and over and over and over again ♪ 246211

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