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(scraping sounds)
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- Go.
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- Happy birthday Dad,
this song is for you.
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¶ Oh yeah, it's only
to be yourself ¶
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¶ And even it's so boring
to be different people. ¶
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¶ So need to have
yourself be different ¶
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¶ But if you're honest then ¶
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¶ You can't be the
same as everyone else ¶
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¶ Oh yeah but if
everyone was the same ¶
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¶ No one would like it ¶
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¶ It would be no fun ¶
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¶ Oh yeah, be different,
it would be fun ¶
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- Happy birthday Dada.
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- We love you.
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- Love you.
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- [Bailey] Yeah, no those
are Mommy's old fake boobies
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that she would put in her bra.
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Now show me what they've become.
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(kids make farting noises)
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(laughing)
¶ Yeah I feel free, ¶
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¶ Free, free ¶
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¶ Sunrise to a brand new day ¶
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¶ Bright eyes light up the way ¶
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¶ Yeah as far as I can see ¶
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¶ Yeah I'm free, free, free ¶
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- Go.
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¶ To live is to love ¶
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¶ To love is to live ¶
(retching)
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¶ I got more than I could ¶
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¶ Ever want ¶
- Alright, again.
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¶ And this is it ¶
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- Yeah, Doc I understand that.
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No, no, I got the
message, I just ...
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Do you know what stage?
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Is there ...
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(faint rock music)
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Well is there, is there
a biopsy or not a biopsy?
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Okay, uh.
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Alright, I just,
okay I can't ...
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No I understand what
you're saying, I just ...
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(horn honks)
(sighs)
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No I haven't talked to--
(honking)
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- Hey idiot, hang up
the phone and drive!
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- Are you kidding me?
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Hey!
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- Lady--
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- How did that feel?
- Alright, alright,
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lady why don't
you just go back--
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- No, no, no, no,
how did it feel
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to drive like a douche
bag, cut off somebody
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and flip off a
mom in a mini van.
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That feel good to you?
- Yeah, nice and cathartic,
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real cathartic for me, yeah.
- Oh, good, good, good.
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I'm glad we could
work that out for you.
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- Alright now go back
to the PTA meeting,
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go back, no one cares--
- I'm not on the PTA!
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I'm not even on Booster!
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I used to be punk rock
- We're done,
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bye.
- Mr. Shitty, shit,
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shitter, shitty shit ass.
- Goodbye, goodbye.
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- Bag of shit, fart sniffing.
- Goodbye, goodbye.
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- No, not today, not today.
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- What?
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Hey, get--
- Today's the day
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that you listen--
(horn honking)
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You don't get to treat
people like crap anymore!
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- Uh ma'am, excuse me.
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- What! What!
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- Are you alright?
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Do you need anything?
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- No, Mr. Helper, I'm
not actually alright.
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I happen to have cancer again!
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Cancer!
- Shit.
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- Stop hurting
people's feelings.
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Look out!
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I'm fine.
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(breathing heavily)
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(bell rings)
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(kids chattering)
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- [Max] Hey, Mama.
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- Hi, guys.
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- [Scout] Max, stop it.
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Max!
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Stop it, Max.
- Mom.
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- Mom.
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You're stupid.
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- You're stupid.
- Are you leaving or staying?
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Hello?
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Excuse me, I said are you
leaving or are you staying?
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- You need to shut the fuck up.
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- [Max] Mom!
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- [Scout] Mom,
that's a bad word.
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That's like five bucks.
- That's the worst one.
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- I know, I know.
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(rock music)
(saw whirring)
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(chuckling)
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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- What's up?
- How you doing?
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Good day at school?
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- Hey Dad.
- Hi, how are you?
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- Good.
- How was your day, good?
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Good, ah, no, mine.
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What's up, how was your day?
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- Good but Nikki's party's
on the same day as my party
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and Nikki says everybody's
gonna go to her party
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and nobody's gonna
go to my party,
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and Nikki says I
smell like old soup.
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- You don't smell like old soup
and Nikki's an idiot, okay?
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I love you.
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- [Scout] Hey, there's my Ozzie!
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- [Drew] Oh honey, no
not with the Ozzie.
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- No, no, don't honey please.
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Please don't, just
don't turn him on.
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Don't turn him on.
- Yeah just mute it.
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(Ozzie toy talking)
- Don't turn them on. (sighs)
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- You okay?
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- Uh, your mom, your mom called.
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- Okay. (chuckles)
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- She called and
you should call her.
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And I need a handle on
the door of the garage.
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I can't close it without a
handle, I don't have a handle.
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- Okay.
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Guys, please!
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Enough, the Ozzies inside.
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Jesus.
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- It's back.
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- What?
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What's back?
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- Cancer.
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Recurrence.
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Left breast this time.
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- How?
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(kids making noise)
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You guys okay?
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Babe?
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Hey babe?
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- These floorboards
are disgusting.
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Like, crazy mold, dirty, spores.
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- Hey, hon?
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The phone, the doctor.
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Do you want to talk?
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I am using dulcet
tones in order to
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soothe you away from
your OCD psychotic break.
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(chuckles)
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- That was Dad's neighbor.
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He met her a thousand times.
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- Was it perfume lady or
the clickety clack teeth?
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- The teeth.
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Yeah she said Dad's
been gone all night.
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He left around four a.m.
and his door's open.
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Where are my keys?
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- I don't know.
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- Of course you don't know.
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But maybe if you (mocking sound)
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maybe looked left or right
and helped me find them.
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Why are you putting hands on
me like a creepy spa attendant?
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- These are my dulcet hands.
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I'm trying to soothe
you with dulcet hands.
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- I have to go find him.
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- Nope, I've got it, okay?
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- No, no, no, no, I
know all his places.
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And you have to get
Scout's cake, okay?
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And no princesses, okay?
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She's already furious enough
without being relegated
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to some female stereotype.
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You might wanna pass
that on to your mom
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with her makeup and
the heels and all that.
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- Babe, babe, cake?
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- Oh, cake, um.
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In the book there are
pictures, just flip through.
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Point to the picture that
you want and order that
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but only order it
from Josh, the chef.
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- Josh.
- The chef.
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The chef.
- Chef.
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- Josh, yes.
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- No princesses.
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(kids screaming)
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- You're it.
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Can you clean up around here?
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It's just looking a little--
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- Wait, seriously what's up?
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How are you? What's going on?
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- I gotta go get Dad.
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I don't know, I don't know.
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I'm kind of shocky right
now so I'm going with it.
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I'm worried about Dad.
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He's worse every day, he's
wandering, he's repeating.
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And the boobs, here we go
again, freakin' Groundhog Day.
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- You owe me a dollar.
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- Oh, freakin' doesn't count.
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You're it.
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(melancholy music)
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- Yeah, it, it has,
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it's been about three
months since that invoice.
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If you could get that out to me,
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I'd really, really
appreciate it, okay?
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Guys, really, really?
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Just, you're gonna get me
arrested with all this water.
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Hey Jim!
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Yeah, it's true.
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How are you?
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(fake chuckle) Pay me.
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I'm kidding, not
really, I mean ...
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Yeah if you could, uh, you could
send a check sometime soon.
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I was just joking
around but I do kind of
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need you to send that,
it's been a few months.
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Guys really, just try to
get some soap on the car.
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I like the whole thing,
no not you, I'm watching,
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I'm at a car wash.
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Okay, thanks.
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You guys are the worst
car washers in the world.
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- Jesus Christ.
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Pop.
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Hey.
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You okay? It's me.
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- Oh (laughs) hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
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Buckle up, safety.
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- [Clyde] This car is quiet,
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this is great,
this is fantastic.
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- Alright, you good?
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- [Clyde] Yeah, it's
good to see you.
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- It's good to see you
too, Pop, let's go home.
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- [Clyde] Where are we going?
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- Home.
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- [Clyde] Okay.
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- What's that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, buddy you gotta reduce
the fractions there and there.
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- No, no, that's not
the way he's telling us
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because he says we have to--
- I'm on the phone,
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I'm on the phone, on the phone.
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- Well you're doing it wrong.
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- Tell me something
I don't know.
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- Tone.
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- Really?
- Max, stop being a cop.
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(snaps)
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- No, yeah I
understand, I get it.
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Just in the future if there's
any other work that you had,
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I would be open to, can you
hold on just one second pl-,
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Hello?
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Hey, babe?
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(acoustic guitar strumming)
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- Oh my god, this place hon,
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it's like Three Gardens
meets Martha Stewart.
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No, it's really
bad, it's horrible.
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Oh, no.
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These are bills.
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These are all bills,
these are bills.
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How long have you had these?
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(acoustic guitar strumming)
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Oh, god.
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No babe, I gotta call you
back, I gotta call you back.
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Oh wait, wait, wait, you
gotta get the cake today,
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you gotta get the cake today.
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Pop!
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You have to order it today
or it won't be ready in time.
259
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,014
Fine, I'll call Paula.
260
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,149
Yeah.
261
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,285
No, she'll come watch the
kids, I'll call Paula.
262
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,820
I'm gonna call her,
I'm gonna call her,
263
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,488
I'm calling her, calling her
right now you can't stop me,
264
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,356
you can't stop me,
okay I love you, bye.
265
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:51,563
(acoustic guitar strumming)
266
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,435
- Dad?
267
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,604
- Hey, I'm good, I'm
good, don't worry.
268
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,975
- If I'm done,
can I play guitar?
269
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:07,345
- Yeah.
270
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,090
- What?
271
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,326
- I gotta go on an errand, okay?
272
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,361
Are you okay with Auntie
Paula coming over?
273
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,030
- Yeah, she paints my
nails and talks about boys.
274
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,501
- You do know that Auntie Paula
is not your real aunt right?
275
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,304
- Yeah, she's Mommy's
bestie after you.
276
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,341
- You also know that
she's crazy, right?
277
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,177
- She says you have
issues, what's that?
278
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,412
- Well that's something I'm
gonna talk to her about later.
279
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,314
Hey, are you the smartest
girl in the world?
280
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,582
- Says you.
281
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,717
- [Father] And do
boys think you ruin
282
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,551
all your stuffed animals?
283
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,219
- Says you.
284
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,053
- I love you.
285
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:49,921
- I love you.
286
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,891
(doorbell ringing)
287
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,662
- Well that was quick.
288
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,230
Did you hear there was
a one dollar special
289
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,265
on well drinks here?
290
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,066
- Oh hey, captain tool.
291
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,903
I live two doors down, I
could be here in a heartbeat.
292
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,437
How is she?
293
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,674
- She's Bailey, she's excellent.
294
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,443
- Yeah I know, she barely
could get a sentence out
295
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,446
on the phone between all the
ice munching so, not okay.
296
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,415
You know that right?
297
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,017
- Yes I know that.
298
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,287
Like I know about the
auto renewal on your
Eharmony account.
299
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,288
Don't kill my kids.
300
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,989
- Try not to screw
up everything.
301
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,092
Scoutie.
302
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,360
- Hi, Paula.
303
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,196
- I brought lip gloss
and my old retainer.
304
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,364
- Is that good or bad?
305
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,938
- [Drew] You gotta
be kidding me.
306
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,278
- Uh, excuse me.
307
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,147
We're waiting here.
308
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,416
You can't cut the line.
- No cuts.
309
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,283
- I'm just ...
310
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,118
So this is, this is the line?
311
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,254
This is the line to get a cake?
312
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,288
- Yeah.
313
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,390
- It is, and the
end is over there.
314
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,394
- Are you serious?
315
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,664
Over there?
- Over there, yeah.
316
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,501
- Oh, here!
317
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,602
- Mm-hmm.
318
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,837
- Tourist.
319
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,172
- Dickhead.
320
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,374
(scoffs)
321
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,312
No, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
322
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,814
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
323
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,083
- But this is the line
for the fancy cake?
324
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,584
- Yeah, this is the
line for the cakes.
325
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,252
Careful, you do not want to cut,
326
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,288
they're crazy about cuts, okay?
327
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,091
- Okay, but this is the
line for the fancy cake?
328
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:33,858
- Yeah, yeah.
329
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,826
- Okay, okay.
330
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,862
I have a daughter,
five years old.
331
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,364
- Yeah.
332
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,166
- All she want is a
Penelope Power Princess cake
333
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,903
and the guy who owns
this place, um ...
334
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,439
- Josh?
335
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,108
- Josh, yes, him!
336
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,542
I read that he's the
best for these cakes.
337
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,211
- Yeah?
338
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,446
- My mom and me, we've
been saving money
339
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,815
for months to buy her cake.
340
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,117
She's gonna be so happy.
341
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,552
- She's gonna love it.
- Bakery's closing
342
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,255
in five minutes, if you're here
to pick up, raise your hand.
343
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,495
We'll be taking
five more new orders
344
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,163
and the rest are on Monday.
345
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,664
- Are you kidding,
there's six people.
346
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,466
You can get one more, right?
347
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,567
- Five more orders.
348
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,602
- Are you serious?
349
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,470
One more?
350
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,786
Do you wanna go ahead of me?
351
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:36,921
- Are you sure?
352
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,856
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
353
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,525
Go get that cake.
354
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,426
- Thank you.
355
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,393
- You're welcome,
356
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,429
get in there.
- Thank you so much.
357
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,496
Thank you.
358
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,330
- You're welcome.
359
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,973
(upbeat music)
360
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:31,709
Hello.
361
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,412
Hi.
362
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,213
- Hola.
363
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,481
- Hola.
364
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,249
Do you speak English?
365
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,450
(chuckles)
366
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,618
Espanol?
367
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,937
Si'.
368
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:45,255
Oh, uhhh, je mappelle- uhhh,
como se llama, Drew.
369
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,257
- Drew?
- Drew.
370
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,125
- Okay.
371
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:53,131
- I want to order a
cake, uh cake-o, cake-o.
372
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,633
Cake-o.
373
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,135
(humming "Happy Birthday")
374
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:00,138
Feliz coplianos!
375
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,106
- Ahhh! La torta por
las cumpleanos?
- Si, si, si, si.
376
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,608
- (speaks in Spanish)
377
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,842
Perfect, sounds great.
378
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,012
I got this, it's like 20, $20.
379
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,647
(speaks in Spanish)
380
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,149
Si, you just give it to them.
Uhh mas?
381
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,684
(speaks in Spanish)
382
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,853
I know it's more,
I know it's more.
383
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,856
(speaks in Spanish)
384
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,592
I know, I know, you
pay in full, si?
385
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,962
Okay, okay.
386
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,464
Un momento? Un momento?
387
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,398
I come right back.
- Si.
388
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,039
Horale'. Hello?
389
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,111
Mas money, but for you,
390
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,380
(drill whirs)
391
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,247
You like it?
392
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,483
- Si.
393
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,384
- [Drew] For you.
394
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,619
- Gracias.
395
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,720
- And cake.
396
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,656
Torta you say,
si?
397
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,991
(speaks in Spanish)
398
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:54,892
Perfect.
399
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,228
Para feliz
cumpleanos cake,
400
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,030
My daughter, my nina,
401
00:19:59,032 --> 00:19:59,897
She's ...
402
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,734
Strong.
403
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,002
Ahh fuerte'.
404
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,904
Fuerte! But sweet.
405
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,873
Ahh dulce'
406
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,410
So, por the torta.
407
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,378
No princessa, everyone
says for girls--
408
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,179
- Princessa?
409
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,080
- No, no princess.
410
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,381
(speaks in Spanish)
411
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,583
- (speaks in foreign
language) Frozen,
412
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,517
let it go, let it go.
- Frozen, yeah.
413
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:23,721
(speaks in Spanish)
414
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,089
Okay, um.
415
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,593
Uh-huh, yeah, something
like that but eh,
416
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,595
poquito princess.
417
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:35,666
Good princess like Amelia
Earhart, Rosita Riveter.
418
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,603
- (chuckles) Si.
- Si.
419
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,239
No, no, no princess.
420
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,707
A little bit princessa,
421
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,042
a little bit pero.
422
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,578
(makes barking noises)
423
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,014
Tu nina es poquito princessa,
poquito pero?
424
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,251
- No.
- Si, si, si, si.
425
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,685
And chocolate.
426
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,520
- Ah, La TORTA de chocolate!
427
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,022
- Yeah, the torta.
428
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,124
No, not my
nina is the pero.
429
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,493
(laughing)
430
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,431
So. The torta with the pero,
in chocolate.
431
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,636
Un pero de chocolate', un torta
por la nina que una princessa.
432
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,137
Si, so easy.
433
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:14,905
Gracias.
434
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:15,773
Gracias.
435
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,776
Okay, thank you.
436
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:26,651
(mutters in Spanish)
437
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,453
- I just sorta wish one of them
would get me to stop eating.
438
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,622
(laughing)
439
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,796
- [Drew] Hey, hon.
440
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,999
You okay? Kids asleep?
441
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,901
- Yep, 20 minutes
ago, you're welcome.
442
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,672
- How are you?
443
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,775
- (laughs) I'm
totally checked out
444
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,811
but Vicodin is neat,
and so is that.
445
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,615
- Mm, okay I got dinner.
446
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,849
What do you want, I can--
447
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,252
- Already handled, I made stew.
448
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,854
Mommy and shorties
are all happy and fed.
449
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,157
And there's some
leftovers for you.
450
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,826
I didn't keep it hot
because I didn't know
451
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,028
what time you'd get home, so.
452
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,697
- Well it smells
incredible Paula.
453
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,266
Did you brew this up in your
passive aggressive cauldron?
454
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,869
- Hey did you um ...
455
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,104
- I did.
456
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,872
- [Bailey] And Josh
understood everything?
457
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:22,940
- Mm-hmm.
458
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,310
- Hon, you spoke to
Josh directly, right?
459
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,646
- Sure, kind of.
460
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,181
- Oh.
461
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,849
I told you, remember I
told you specifically,
462
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,584
talk to Josh directly?
463
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,554
Remember when I
said specifically--
464
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,990
- I went there and I ordered
it from Josh's assistant
465
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:43,327
and he took the order and
it's great and it's fine
466
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,628
and he said it's
gonna be perfect.
467
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,063
- Oh no Drew, I told
you, I told you--
468
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,632
- Will you just
trust me, please?
469
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,104
- Fine.
470
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,872
Fine.
471
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,913
- Seriously? That's it?
472
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,217
That is a lame fight.
473
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,719
- Before I forget, how is the
dating scene treating you?
474
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,922
- (scoffs) You are
a bad, mean man.
475
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,225
Can you get me some ice?
476
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:18,529
- I am in like if you
must know and he's amazing
477
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,665
and intelligent
and has a real job.
478
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:22,400
Thank you.
479
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,401
- So, ancient.
480
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,003
- Mature.
481
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,172
- You know what honey,
he sounds great.
482
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:31,709
He sounds great, don't you
play along with him, okay?
483
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,445
Could you maybe get me some ice?
484
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,113
- I will call you
in the morning.
485
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,185
I love you, you gorgeous
obviously blind midget.
486
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,554
You call me if
you need anything.
487
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,223
Good night, you giant
strapping hemorrhoid.
488
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,225
- Honestly Paula,
thank you so much
489
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,860
for taking care of her for me.
490
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,095
- I always do.
491
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,930
- Oh also, before I forget.
492
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,966
What kind of women over the
age of 40 gets the clap anyway?
493
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,003
- Oh my god.
494
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,774
- It was a bladder infection.
495
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,609
And could you, you,
(makes hissing sound)
496
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,646
You possibly one
time not tell him
497
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,881
everything that I tell you.
498
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,116
- I'm an idiot.
499
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,784
- Yeah but you're entertaining
500
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,719
and you have really
pretty kids so
501
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,022
I forgive you, I love you.
502
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:19,990
- Love you.
503
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:21,859
- Hey.
504
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:25,729
Hey.
505
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:27,731
How are you?
506
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,334
For real, I mean you okay?
507
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,941
Hon, we need to kind of
talk about this stuff.
508
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,010
- Can I just postpone
all the feeling stuff
509
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:44,281
and give you all these
lists and tasks and duties?
510
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,416
- You said duties.
511
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:46,851
- Okay, moving on.
512
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,255
So listen I'm about to get
hijacked by all this doctor crap
513
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:54,925
so can you maybe take off
tomorrow, maybe Thursday,
514
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,962
take the kids and
take care of all this?
515
00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:58,996
- Okay here's the thing.
516
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,031
I was lining up work
for the next few days
517
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,000
and I was just thinking that ...
518
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:05,002
Never mind.
519
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,540
- You're gonna work
my cancer away.
520
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,109
- No, no, I mean maybe.
521
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:16,113
I, I ...
522
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,013
Do you remember the
bills last time?
523
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:17,882
- Yeah.
524
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,387
- Forget I even said that.
- Okay, yeah.
525
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:26,190
I need you, this is
where I need you.
526
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,659
You are serving a
greater purpose.
527
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:32,296
You are helping me and
the universe, okay?
528
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,065
Please just please? Please?
529
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,233
- Yes.
530
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,535
- Okay good.
531
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,070
I still have to hire
a live-in for Dad
532
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:44,308
and we still have to book
Popo, get the decorations,
533
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,410
there's a cake maybe.
- I did that.
534
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:49,547
- Okay, maybe a backup or two.
535
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,984
Not to mention everything
around here like the cleaning
536
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:56,387
and the shopping
and the laundry.
537
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,055
- Hey wait a second,
who's Poopoo?
538
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,757
- Popo, the puppy wrangler.
539
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:00,524
- What?
540
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,660
Puppies, why?
541
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,195
- It's what Scout wanted, we
talked about this, I told you.
542
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,997
- No, well, we have
two dogs, what--
543
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,832
- It's what Scout want-,
544
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,367
just listen, just listen.
545
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,569
I need you, okay?
546
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,103
This couldn't have
happened at a worse time
547
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,738
and I have to try
and get through this
548
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,607
and I have to do it now.
549
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,842
Can you please get me some ice?
550
00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,711
- Look hon, I think we should
just postpone the party.
551
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,579
- I'm not gonna p--
552
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:24,048
(ice crashing)
553
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,449
I don't wanna p--
554
00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:28,218
(ice crashing)
555
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,453
I'm not gonna postpone.
556
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,592
No, I'm not postponing, I'm not.
557
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,927
The invites already went
out, people are ready,
558
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,596
it is in less than two weeks.
559
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,166
I need to obsess on this.
560
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:46,170
I'm not gonna let this
hijack my life again, okay?
561
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,807
Can you please just understand?
562
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,343
- Yes.
563
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,046
And I love you.
564
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,050
And I will continue to love you
565
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,819
after you crack all
those teeth in half.
566
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,790
(crunching)
567
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,994
- I need to end this day.
568
00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,195
- Okay well you know what?
569
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,097
I have a remedy for that.
570
00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:14,331
- No, no.
- Yeah,
571
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,666
I think we just need
to do our thing.
572
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:17,735
- It's not a thing,
stop with the thing.
573
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,902
- [Drew] Isn't it magical?
574
00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,971
- It's magical, honey.
575
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,139
- [Drew] It's the
healing power of dance.
576
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,475
(laughing)
577
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:25,342
- Mm-hmm.
578
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,178
That's super, mm-hmm.
579
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,581
- You like that?
- Yeah, I like it.
580
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,915
- I'm curing you.
581
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,150
- You're not curing
me, but I love you.
582
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,119
You're very cute.
- I love you.
583
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,153
- I'm going to bed.
584
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,054
- I'll be in in a bit.
585
00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:39,790
It's a lovely thing we got
586
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,359
going on here.
- It's not a thing.
587
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,561
(grunts)
588
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:51,468
- [Drew] Hi.
589
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:52,936
- Hi.
590
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,038
- [Drew] I love you.
591
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,606
(mumbles)
592
00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:56,440
How do you feel?
593
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,011
- A little anxious.
594
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,113
Kind of sleepy.
595
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,382
How do you feel?
596
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,451
- [Drew] In love with you.
597
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,808
(birds chirping)
598
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:47,257
(breathing heavily)
599
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,130
(plane roaring faintly)
600
00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:06,777
(loudly inhales)
601
00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,614
(sighs)
602
00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:32,803
- Ugh, Boo pooped,
pooped, pooped on the rug.
603
00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,071
- Okay, alright.
- Come on.
604
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,739
- Alright come here,
I cleaned it,
605
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:37,307
but it just,
- No, no, no, no, no,
606
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,809
sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
- Stinks in there.
607
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,077
- Come on Boo,
608
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,111
come on.
- Max you gotta get dressed.
609
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,582
Alright honey,
did you oversleep?
610
00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,618
- Yeah I overslept,
overslept a little bit, okay?
611
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,219
I'm sorry.
612
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,220
- What's that?
613
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,155
What's that, I don't
even know what that is.
614
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,790
That's like fish?
615
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,158
- [Drew] Fish?
616
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,293
- I don't know.
- We haven't had fish lately.
617
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,061
- Okay listen honey,
I got a list for you,
618
00:29:58,063 --> 00:29:59,329
okay, it's--
- Do you need that for school?
619
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:02,332
- Anal and it's irritating
and it's, I'm sorry.
620
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,634
- [Scout] What's anal?
621
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,903
- Anal means bossy,
honey, and poison.
622
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,571
So just don't ever say it .
- Don't worry about it.
623
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:10,240
- And run if you hear
anyone else say it to you.
624
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,342
Hey hon, I gotta poo,
have you got this?
625
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:16,480
- No Romeo, I do not,
I have camp now and
626
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,148
we got a whole bunch
of stuff to do.
627
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,850
If you just check
in during the day,
628
00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:21,852
we have Dr. Daly at 11.
629
00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:25,589
That's, mm, stuck,
that's not coming out.
630
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,357
- 11?
631
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,158
- [Max] Mom!
632
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,159
- Kids?
633
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,527
Go brush your teeth,
Max go brush your teeth.
634
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:31,461
- [Bailey] If she
wears flip flops
635
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,763
she's gonna get sent home.
636
00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:34,198
- She will now wear
flip flops, okay?
637
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,033
Seriously hon, I was
gonna bid a job today.
638
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,335
Is there anything that could
wait aside from my poop?
639
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,003
- No honey, no.
640
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,538
Everything got pushed because
of the doctors appointments,
641
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,106
the pre-op stuff,
insurance calls.
642
00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,842
- Okay fine, fine,
I'll see you at 11.
643
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,343
- Why are you yelling at me?
644
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,812
- Because I'm trying to
scare the poop back in.
645
00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:52,115
(bang)
(kids screaming)
646
00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:53,483
- Yes, yes.
- No, no.
647
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:54,284
I'll trade you.
648
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,652
- No, that's all you.
649
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:59,356
That's all you and
you're hot. (laughs)
650
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,325
- I don't feel too hot
right now, I feel horrible.
651
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,559
I love you.
- I love you.
652
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,294
- I'm strangely attracted
to you right now.
653
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:05,796
- You're so stinky.
654
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,532
I love you, get 'er done.
655
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,036
So good.
656
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:16,573
When you guys say next time
"I just wanna do crunches,"
657
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,643
and then I systematically
punch you all
658
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:23,146
in your whining faces, no
one gets to sue me, right?
659
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,081
- Ugh, fine.
660
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,315
- Yeah, whatever.
661
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,583
- [Bailey] Good.
662
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,518
- How many calories
does hate burn?
663
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,755
- Oh my god, everybody
up, up, kettles.
664
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:34,491
You're all gonna pay
for Debbie's naivety.
665
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,493
Let's go, kettles,
rip it, pull it.
666
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,633
So no class on Thursday, okay?
667
00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:47,938
- Does anybody else pee
every time we do jacks?
668
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:51,041
- I just do it preemptively
now when I get out of the car.
669
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:54,344
- Hang on wait, why is
there no class on Thursday?
670
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,113
I mean not that I
don't need a break.
671
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:58,181
- Me too, plus I
have to do taxes.
672
00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,761
- What? What's going on?
673
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,597
- Yeah, you either
binged on kids cereal
674
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,565
or there's something wrong.
675
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,367
(sighs)
676
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:25,442
- Okay I might have a touch
of recurrent boob cancer.
677
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:28,145
It's not a big deal.
678
00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:29,446
- God seriously?
679
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,782
I was just whining
about my wrist.
680
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,317
- It's fine.
- Somebody, anybody,
681
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,786
kick me in my vagina
right now. (chuckles)
682
00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:39,423
- It's fine, I got it,
it's fine, seriously.
683
00:32:39,425 --> 00:32:42,326
There's no caloric
burn in vagina kicking.
684
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,760
You guys.
- Oh crap.
685
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,495
The big party,
you're gonna have to
686
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,297
postpone.
- No, no, no.
687
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,433
- Do you need help? We can--
- No, oh my god.
688
00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,467
Drew's got it.
689
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,468
- Of course he does.
690
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,470
- Yes, right.
- What about ...
691
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,505
What about that
duct tape incident?
692
00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,473
- Okay see now's
the time for the
693
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,343
vagina kicking.
- It's fine, seriously.
694
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,044
It's fine, he's got it, okay?
695
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:08,952
Now we exercise because this
is like an intervention.
696
00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:10,187
It's super uncomfortable.
697
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,955
Come on, I gave him a list.
698
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,257
He's got the list
and it's going to be
699
00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:17,194
perfect and amazing and right.
700
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,996
He's got this, he's a big boy.
701
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,666
(snorts)
702
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,035
(laughing)
703
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:30,340
(blows raspberry)
704
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,109
- You're gonna pass out.
705
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:33,510
(blows raspberry)
706
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,012
Or crap your pants.
707
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:36,613
Listen.
708
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,482
Stop. (laughs)
709
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,150
- No we have not talked about
710
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,219
what your cancer
does to my balls.
711
00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:43,320
(laughs)
712
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,555
See, they've become slightly
713
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,357
engorged. (laughs)
- Oh my god. (laughs)
714
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,525
Oh my god, you forgot the word.
715
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,893
- No, it's a different--
- You just--
716
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:53,463
- No, it's the Latin term,
it's testiculus bigness.
717
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,565
- Stop.
718
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,401
- See, it's, and
they're misshapen.
719
00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:59,569
(laughs)
720
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,738
I can't even go on, hey.
721
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,706
(laughing)
- Hello Drew.
722
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,707
- Hi.
723
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,175
- Yeah you're looking good.
724
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:05,976
- [Drew] Thank you.
725
00:34:05,978 --> 00:34:06,743
- How are you?
726
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,545
- This is, (stutters)
727
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,479
- No, it's good to see you guys
728
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:10,480
are dealing as well as always.
729
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,481
- We're doing fine.
730
00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:14,751
I have breast
implants in my balls.
731
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,020
- Well why don't
you get up here?
732
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,189
And why don't you
drag those over here.
733
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,891
- Can I get a referral
for something?
734
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:24,761
- (laughs) Certainly,
I'll write that up.
735
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:26,797
Well, so listen.
736
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,435
The biopsy results came
back and it's HER2/neu.
737
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,037
(sighs)
738
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,440
- Wait, so is that
better or worse?
739
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,542
- Oh no, it's the
same aggressive cancer
740
00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:40,610
we found in Bailey's
right breast.
741
00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:45,015
But this time we
found it sooner.
742
00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,051
Still, we know how
quickly this travels.
743
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:50,787
I would like to
move the surgery up.
744
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,158
- Fine let's do it.
- We have Scout's party.
745
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,462
We have Scout's party.
746
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:00,730
- Are you kidding?
747
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,632
- This isn't a go away
and think about it
748
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,934
kind of thing, Bailey.
749
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,937
This is a seconds
and inches situation.
750
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,772
I wanna get you in next week.
751
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,475
We'll go with the mastectomy,
we'll test the nodes,
752
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:14,277
and then immediate
reconstruction and augmentation.
753
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,780
- Next week?
- Next week.
754
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,648
- Yeah, postpone the party.
755
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,450
- Wait, wait, no.
- Yes.
756
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,452
- (sighs) We can do
both, we can do both.
757
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,754
We can do the surgery
and the party.
758
00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,523
- No honey, we just--
- We got this.
759
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:33,563
- Fine, we'll do it
next Monday then.
760
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:36,733
I should be sober and
I believe my license
761
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,668
is good through the
end of the month.
762
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,404
(laughs) So pretty
lucky all around.
763
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:42,739
- One week.
- One week.
764
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,743
- We'll just get
creative, right?
765
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,614
Let's make it
happen, we got this.
766
00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:52,916
(rock music)
767
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:55,986
Pop?
768
00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:04,561
Pop?
769
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,532
Pop?
770
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,235
- What's that?
771
00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,671
Where'd the band go?
772
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,506
- Uh, they ...
773
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,541
Oh, okay, um.
774
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,378
Hey.
- Oh.
775
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:24,014
How you doing, Clyde?
776
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,283
- [Clyde] I'm doing
great, gorgeous, come on.
777
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,584
Swing your hips.
778
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,120
Drop it, okay last thing.
779
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,126
- Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop.
- Away from your young,
780
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:37,360
baby girl!
781
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:38,662
- You know me?
782
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:41,131
- Yes I know you, you
are my little fish.
783
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:43,466
- I'm your little fish.
- Come on little fish,
784
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,001
let's take a little swim, huh?
785
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:48,338
Let's put a swing in
the swim, flip that fin.
786
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,574
(muttering)
787
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:56,846
- You are the worst
finning shaking shark.
788
00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,548
(crashing)
- Oh.
789
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,252
- Pop, Pop!
790
00:37:03,488 --> 00:37:05,155
(Clyde yelps)
791
00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:06,656
- Don't worry, don't worry.
792
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:07,824
Freeze, just freeze.
- Why you pooping my party?
793
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,759
- I'm not, I'm not, it's okay.
794
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,528
We're just gonna move rooms.
795
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,263
- Okay, I'll get a
broom and towels.
796
00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,599
- [Bailey] Okay,
good, good, good.
797
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,933
- Ow.
- Okay.
798
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,835
Okay, okay, okay,
just sit, sit, sit.
799
00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:21,838
- Mama's gonna kill me
if I don't clean this up.
800
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,407
- [Bailey] No, no, no, I
got it, I got it, I got it.
801
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:27,844
Okay let me see, let
me see this one, okay.
802
00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:29,512
- Momma's gonna kill me--
803
00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:31,214
- No, it's okay, it's okay
Pop, it's okay, it's okay.
804
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:35,285
We'll tell her a story, okay?
805
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:37,220
There we go, alright.
806
00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:39,022
- [Clyde] We have got
to get you to school.
807
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,306
- [Man] So you found
the place alright.
808
00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:57,607
- [Drew] Yeah,
directions were great.
809
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,908
- Well Felicia recommended you,
810
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:02,712
said you were quick,
reliable, one and done.
811
00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:03,947
- That's what she said.
812
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,486
What'd she say.
813
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,624
- Right, anyway so I'll
need some specialty pieces.
814
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:20,630
- Really, well because my
specialty actually is woodwork.
815
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,565
I do a lot of notch work.
816
00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:23,566
- I need display showing.
817
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:26,670
- Okay.
818
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:28,004
- Do you do any collecting?
819
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,073
- Like Elvis plates?
820
00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:32,776
- No I'm thinking
fine collectibles.
821
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:35,145
You see, my wife has a rare
822
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,180
and precious cache
of collectibles
823
00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:41,484
and we need display
shelving to showcase them.
824
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:45,088
You know, large, functional,
that won't distract the eye.
825
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,356
- That's what she said.
826
00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:48,892
Sorry, that was involuntary.
827
00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:59,002
(creepy music)
828
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,913
- Takes your breath
away, doesn't it?
829
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,782
So I'll need wall to wall casing
830
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:15,218
with shelving made to
my exact specifications.
831
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,221
- Okay, he's all cleaned up.
832
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:22,425
He's in there watching Law and
Order, podiatry or some shit.
833
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:28,064
Glass is cleaned up,
feet are bandaged.
834
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,799
I took all the sharp knives out
835
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,401
and the knobs off the stove.
836
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:32,702
- God, that is so good.
837
00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,138
Why is that so good?
838
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,072
Is it the chemicals?
839
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:36,940
- Yes.
840
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:42,712
Okay I have about 12 helpers
lined up for you to interview.
841
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,382
You can have them come
and go as you need
842
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:48,284
until you decide
where you wanna go.
843
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:50,720
We'll be fine.
844
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,225
- It's just that, um,
845
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:58,728
I can't tell him.
846
00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:09,873
I can't fix him,
he can't fix me,
847
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:14,844
and he was the guy that I
would take everything to
848
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:15,812
to make better.
849
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,082
Now I'm screwed.
850
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,019
- See, you're not.
851
00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:26,122
You've got coverage.
852
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:29,259
All of us.
853
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:35,432
Hell, Blue Cross is about to
pay for another perfect booby.
854
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:40,737
Perfect teat.
855
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:41,738
(laughter)
856
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,006
To make a matching new set.
857
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,775
Clyde's here.
858
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:49,145
He loves you like crazy.
859
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:53,950
He's still in there.
860
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:56,986
You just have to not claver.
861
00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,792
(sighs)
862
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:04,461
Okay sweetie.
863
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,130
Come on, we gotta wrap this up.
864
00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:11,868
I've got big plans for us.
865
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,971
- Oh no, no, no.
866
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:18,608
Oh my god if you take
me to some cheese bag,
867
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:22,011
desperate housewives
strip club, I will,
868
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,613
I will end you.
869
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,748
Did you just hurt yourself?
870
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,851
(laughter)
871
00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:29,986
Don't, don't take me.
872
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:31,754
(knocking)
873
00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:32,655
- Hey.
874
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,023
- Come in.
- Hey.
875
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,025
Come on in, buddy.
876
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:38,027
- [Lance] Hey, what's up?
877
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,929
- What's up, buddy?
- Have a seat over here buddy.
878
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:42,098
Oh is this the
helicopter explosion one?
879
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,466
- No, diamond heist.
880
00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:45,268
- Oh, and check out
the armor car, buddy.
881
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,837
- (yells and laughs)
Love that guy.
882
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:48,872
- You're an idiot.
883
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:50,340
- Six!
884
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,608
- What's with the number?
885
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,042
- Oh it's his acting teacher.
886
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:55,712
He's got him labeling all
his emotions with numbers.
887
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:59,315
Trying to enrich his work and
create a new process for him.
888
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:00,984
- His process.
889
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,019
- In the room, two.
890
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,387
(chuckles)
891
00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:07,056
- But how goes it with the
big birthday plan of attack?
892
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,859
- Pretty good, I'm prepping.
893
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,161
- Yeah.
- Oh, what's it say?
894
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,029
What is this?
895
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,065
- Popo? You got Popo?
896
00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,867
- No, not yet, but ...
897
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,469
I mean I'm calling him.
898
00:42:19,471 --> 00:42:20,904
The puppy guy, right?
899
00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:24,307
- Yeah, dude, Popo the
puppy master is booked
900
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,209
up to years in
advance here, okay?
901
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,877
- Are you kidding?
- Ever since he got
902
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,380
that free publicity for doing
Kanye's kid's birthday party,
903
00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:32,048
he's the ticket in LA.
904
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,082
- Are you kidding?
905
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,417
He's a dog walker,
are you kidding me?
906
00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:36,019
- Hey word has it
that Brangelina's
907
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:39,689
fifth orphan just
got turned down.
908
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:41,424
- Jesus.
- Yeah, I'm serious.
909
00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:43,059
- [Alan] He's not
gonna do her party.
910
00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:47,196
(phone dialing)
911
00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:48,932
- Hey, yes hello.
912
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:54,003
I was calling to see if I
could book Popo for a party.
913
00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:56,839
Uh-huh.
914
00:42:56,841 --> 00:42:58,207
A referral?
915
00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:00,176
Of course I have a referral,
my wife told me to call.
916
00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:01,444
(Alan and Lance
protesting breathily)
917
00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:03,046
- Okay look, you
have to tell them
918
00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:04,247
that you're a celebrity
or your wife is,
919
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,582
or they won't pay
- Yeah,
920
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:06,883
you have to do this.
- Attention to you,
921
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:07,784
they'll never.
922
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:10,787
- Yeah, my wife referred me.
923
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:13,389
She's ...
924
00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:14,624
Bette Midler.
925
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,025
- Bette Midler?
926
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,126
She's like dead.
- Yep.
927
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:19,963
Hello? Hello?
928
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,197
(kid laughs)
929
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:22,465
It's not funny Keaton.
930
00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,800
- Laughter?
931
00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,969
- Yeah, little bit and
a pfft at the end too.
932
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,604
- You know what,
let's go right now.
933
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:29,138
Where is this, where's the--
- What are we gonna do?
934
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,374
- No, where's this
Poopy located?
935
00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:33,376
- We're not gonna go meet
up someone named Poopy.
936
00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:35,645
- Okay this is
not a seven Lance,
937
00:43:35,647 --> 00:43:38,147
we have to handle this with a
little bit of finesse, okay?
938
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:42,151
We can't just tackle
this like an Olsen twin.
939
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:46,055
- That's great, that's
just, that's great.
940
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,459
- You totally clocked her man.
941
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:51,060
- You know what? I fell.
942
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,562
- [Drew] On her.
943
00:43:52,564 --> 00:43:55,298
- Look I can't even read half
of this chicken scratch, man.
944
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,433
Come on Drew,
what's your plan B?
945
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,168
- You mean after
Bailey castrates me?
946
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,269
- We need to find
some entertainment.
947
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:01,304
- [Drew] Yeah, I know.
948
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,072
- (gasps) Bro.
949
00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:04,073
- What?
950
00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:05,408
No, no.
- Bro.
951
00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:07,744
- No, absolutely not.
- No, look at this.
952
00:44:07,746 --> 00:44:09,145
Hey, here we go.
953
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:13,983
(makes farting noises)
(Keaton laughing)
954
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:15,652
- Don't encourage him.
955
00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,353
- See kids? They dig it.
956
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:18,588
Look at him.
957
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:20,957
Seriously, right Calvin?
- That's one kid.
958
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:21,858
- Keaton.
959
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:22,825
Keaton, yeah.
- Keaton.
960
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,127
I was close.
961
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:25,261
- Okay we got a
lot of stuff to do
962
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,829
and we don't have a
lot of time to do it
963
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,498
so let's saddle up.
(Lance makes farting noises)
964
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,033
- Boom, that's right Calvin!
965
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,501
- Keaton.
- Keaton.
966
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,270
(playful music)
967
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,205
- If we stick with the list,
we're gonna be totally fine.
968
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,174
- A viking party,
they could totally--
969
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,208
- Lance.
970
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,143
- Swords!
971
00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:41,010
- Let it go.
- Ugh, five.
972
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,480
- Look I wasn't gonna agree
with him but that doesn't mean
973
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,282
we can't incorporate a
little bit of creativity.
974
00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:48,017
- [Lance] Frickin' incorporate.
975
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,719
- Seriously, I mean who
cares about this stuff?
976
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:50,720
Scout is not gonna care.
977
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,722
- Mommies care, Bailey cares.
978
00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:55,291
You wanna pick here to
insert your creative license?
979
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,062
- What is that?
980
00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:01,197
- It's for me, it's a taco.
981
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,198
- Just shut up.
982
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,232
Hey what's up man?
983
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,001
We need to get some balloons.
984
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:08,905
Four blue, four yellow,
and was it three ...
985
00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:11,174
Is that my nard puppy balloon?
986
00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:13,810
Mine, three mine nard ...
987
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,011
- Mylar.
988
00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:16,312
- Mylar. (chuckles)
989
00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:18,014
Three mylar puppy balloons.
990
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,049
- (chuckles) Yeah well
we're back ordered
991
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,250
on all the puppy mylars.
992
00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:24,287
We're not expecting any
new stock until October.
993
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,861
- Okay can you
call another store?
994
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:34,263
- Well I can, but they won't.
995
00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:36,566
There's been like a
total run on puppies
996
00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:39,202
ever since the Puppy
Power Box Set release.
997
00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:40,903
Some of that stuff
going for like
998
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:43,706
50 bucks pop on
Ebay last I checked.
999
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:44,907
- These?
1000
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,242
- Yeah.
1001
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:47,710
- Well what about
the display model?
1002
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:48,611
- It's display only.
1003
00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:50,213
- I'll pay double.
1004
00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:51,080
- Display only.
1005
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,381
- I'll pay even more.
1006
00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,117
Okay, hold on, guys,
guys, what do you got?
1007
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:56,085
(Lance and Alan muttering)
Put down the taco.
1008
00:45:57,722 --> 00:45:59,088
- Alright I got one.
- I gotta get to the ATM,
1009
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:00,123
I've got a few singles.
- Two,
1010
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,190
three,
- Can you guys stop
1011
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,458
counting out loud?
- I got four.
1012
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,426
- You do scratch offs?
- Hold on, I'm not done.
1013
00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:05,628
I got change, I got 64 cents.
1014
00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:06,763
Four dollars and 64 cents.
1015
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:08,231
- One punch away
from a free sub.
1016
00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:10,199
- He doesn't want, okay
we got like 28 bucks.
1017
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,134
$20 bucks, okay?
1018
00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:12,101
- Display only.
1019
00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,172
- Do you know any other words?
1020
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:19,475
- Oh, oh, what
about a belt sander?
1021
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:21,577
You look like a belt sander guy.
1022
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:22,445
- Wait a second.
1023
00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:26,582
Aren't you that midget dude
who knocked out the Olsen twin?
1024
00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:30,453
Oh my god, (laughs) hold
on, hold on, whoa, whoa.
1025
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:32,155
(camera shutters)
1026
00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:33,756
Oh.
1027
00:46:33,758 --> 00:46:34,624
- Four.
1028
00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:42,231
- Okay, take all
this, take my wallet.
1029
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:44,267
I got an idea,
I'll be right back.
1030
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:45,134
- Okay.
1031
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:48,137
You think we might be able
to get that display dog?
1032
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,138
- (chuckles) No.
1033
00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:52,675
- How's it feel?
1034
00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:54,177
To be a dream crusher.
1035
00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:57,847
(kids chattering)
1036
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,083
- Last time I watch
your horrible kids.
1037
00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:01,918
- Right?
1038
00:47:02,954 --> 00:47:04,253
Don't they suck?
1039
00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:05,121
I'm selling them.
1040
00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:06,022
- Market's right.
1041
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:10,593
This wasn't supposed to happen.
1042
00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:11,861
This is all bullshit.
1043
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,496
- [Scout] Ooh, you
owe me a dollar.
1044
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:16,132
- They each made like $17
off of me today, whatever.
1045
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,433
You're gonna be fine, right?
1046
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,303
Right?
1047
00:47:20,305 --> 00:47:23,272
- Yes, yes, everybody's fine.
1048
00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,741
Except Drew is improvising.
1049
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,978
- How's he doing with all this?
1050
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,112
- He's ...
1051
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,215
He's just ...
1052
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:34,217
I don't know.
1053
00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:37,353
Wow.
1054
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:38,154
I suck.
1055
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,222
- No, your boobs suck.
1056
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:41,958
You suck and you suck.
1057
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:45,962
Listen, everyone had snacks,
1058
00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:47,563
did homework, and
dug ditches for me.
1059
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:49,498
- Alright, thanks again sweets.
1060
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,133
You at camp tomorrow?
1061
00:47:51,135 --> 00:47:53,803
- I can't wait to pee in my
pants and barf up coffee.
1062
00:47:53,805 --> 00:47:55,238
Have fun with your sucky kids.
1063
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,641
- Come here sucky
kids, come here.
1064
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,545
- Oh, here we go.
1065
00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:05,381
- This is ridiculous,
you know that?
1066
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,049
- Not if it works.
- Yeah.
1067
00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,058
- Thank you so much
for doing this man,
1068
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,326
I really appreciate it.
1069
00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,562
Okay just go in
there, and don't talk,
1070
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:22,999
and just be my big,
intimidating Black friend.
1071
00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:24,300
That's all you gotta do.
1072
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:32,441
- What?
1073
00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:41,851
- Listen up, alright?
1074
00:48:41,853 --> 00:48:43,719
We need these damn balloons,
1075
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,621
okay, alright?
(door opens and dings)
1076
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:46,489
Ooh.
1077
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:52,929
What I'm saying is let
us have the balloons.
1078
00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:53,896
- She doesn't like ponies?
1079
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:55,264
What every little kid likes,
1080
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,867
oh, oh, nevermind, we got
it, puppies on the way.
1081
00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:02,405
I can't believe this.
1082
00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:04,407
I promise, I will never
ask you to do this again.
1083
00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,176
- Oh you are such a liar,
but I love your wife.
1084
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:10,479
- Hey I need entertainment
for this party.
1085
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:11,447
(Alonzo grunts)
What are you doing this week?
1086
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,415
I need a wing man.
1087
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:13,416
- (scoffs) Mm-mm.
- Uh hello,
1088
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,951
sitting right here.
1089
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,819
- A Black super gay wing man.
1090
00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:20,089
- Ooh, you are so cute when
you're desperate, okay?
1091
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:20,957
But no.
1092
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:28,764
- You okay?
1093
00:49:28,766 --> 00:49:30,366
- Sure, can I have some milk?
1094
00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:33,736
- Yes, yes you can
have some milk.
1095
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:37,440
You sure?
1096
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:38,307
- Yeah.
1097
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,314
- Alright.
1098
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:50,519
Look at me.
1099
00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:54,323
Spill it.
1100
00:49:58,363 --> 00:50:00,096
Come here, come here.
1101
00:50:01,265 --> 00:50:03,566
One, two, three,
(grunts) oh my god.
1102
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:12,475
Okay, you know that I
will hunt and torture you
1103
00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,409
until you give in, so.
1104
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:18,047
- I know about Santa.
1105
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:21,450
- Oh.
1106
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:25,354
Who squealed?
1107
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:28,391
- Kids talk about it at school,
but I came to it on my own.
1108
00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:32,328
Don't go after anyone, okay?
1109
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:33,195
- Okay.
1110
00:50:34,032 --> 00:50:35,631
- I've known for
a while, I just,
1111
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:38,734
I didn't want you to be sad.
1112
00:50:39,904 --> 00:50:43,005
I don't know why I'm
so sad right now.
1113
00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:43,873
- Oh baby.
1114
00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:46,108
Okay.
1115
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:53,249
- I'm right, right?
1116
00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:03,993
- Alright I know that
it's hard sometimes,
1117
00:51:03,995 --> 00:51:06,162
this growing up thing.
1118
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:12,268
But I want, I need you to know
1119
00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:16,272
that there is beauty and
magic in the world, okay?
1120
00:51:17,508 --> 00:51:21,210
There are things
of mystery and awe
1121
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,512
everywhere you look and go.
1122
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:24,780
- Mm-hmm.
1123
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:27,450
Like aliens and Sasquatch
and the black hole.
1124
00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:29,251
- Yeah, yeah.
1125
00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:33,489
And sunrises and hope
and human kindness.
1126
00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:37,359
Can you trust me that
this is important?
1127
00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:43,532
That I need you to fight, okay?
1128
00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:45,568
To always believe in that, okay?
1129
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:48,571
- Mm-hmm, I get it.
1130
00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:52,308
- Alright, can you just
hug me for a second?
1131
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,884
- I heard you talking
to Aunt Paula.
1132
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:08,457
I know the cancer's back.
1133
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:10,493
- Oh babe.
(Max sniffles)
1134
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:14,463
Is that what all this Santa,
I'm a big guy stuff is about?
1135
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:18,634
- Kinda, I just want you
to know I can handle it.
1136
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:20,302
I'll be okay.
1137
00:52:21,005 --> 00:52:22,404
You were okay last time.
1138
00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:26,475
You'll be okay this time, right?
1139
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,543
- Yes.
1140
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:31,647
I'm gonna be okay.
1141
00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,183
(Max sniffles)
1142
00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:35,518
Look at me, I'm gonna be fine.
1143
00:52:37,088 --> 00:52:38,354
- Okay.
1144
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:40,489
- Alright, trust me,
I'm gonna be fine.
1145
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:42,725
Oh my god.
1146
00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:49,765
- Can I play video games now?
1147
00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:53,569
- (laughs) Yes, I get
five more seconds.
1148
00:52:56,641 --> 00:52:57,540
- [Max] Five.
1149
00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:59,141
- Okay. (laughs)
1150
00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,276
Okay, get out of here.
1151
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:06,582
(exhales sharply)
1152
00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:10,719
- Okay, I thought
this was gonna be fun.
1153
00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,855
Get that away from, that
doesn't have a face.
1154
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,490
I don't want, I'm
not looking at it.
1155
00:53:14,492 --> 00:53:15,291
- Lance.
- No.
1156
00:53:15,293 --> 00:53:16,392
- Lance.
- No,
1157
00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,660
I can't.
- Come here Lance.
1158
00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:18,727
- We need to go.
1159
00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:19,628
- I know.
- Right now, I can't.
1160
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:20,829
Now, because I can't.
1161
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,398
(laughs) Stop.
1162
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,732
- Come on,
1163
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,900
come on, he loves it.
- I'm serious, I'm gonna,
1164
00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:26,735
I'm gonna punch you in the face.
1165
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:31,173
Okay everything
about that was wrong.
1166
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:35,511
Seriously, are you getting
paid like a lot to do this?
1167
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,012
- Money's alright.
1168
00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:39,815
Weird thing is that guy,
he's not even married.
1169
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,650
- Ew.
1170
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:54,463
Are you like, I mean okay
with Bailey and all the ...
1171
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,266
- Oh yeah, yeah, I'm,
1172
00:53:58,669 --> 00:54:00,369
I mean as good as can
be expected, right?
1173
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:02,838
- Because I mean if
you ever, you need to
1174
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,241
talk or I don't know, uh,
1175
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,379
I can listen or whatever.
1176
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:13,549
Because you probably
are thinking about some
1177
00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,518
pretty horrible stuff, I mean.
1178
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,189
I bet you can think of things
that are like the worst
1179
00:54:20,191 --> 00:54:22,992
possible scenarios.
1180
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:28,564
This is kind of an
Alan thing, isn't it?
1181
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,365
- Yep.
1182
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:30,699
- Do you wanna hug or?
1183
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,700
- Nope.
1184
00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:32,801
- Shotgun.
1185
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:37,273
(rock music)
1186
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:06,902
- (laughs) You know honey I
have no idea where Scout is.
1187
00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:08,837
- I really wanted to
see if I could find her
1188
00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:11,674
because I need to
give her a tickle.
1189
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:12,641
Rahh.
(Scout screams and laughs)
1190
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:16,779
You like that, you like that?
1191
00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:19,248
- Dada you must
tickle the child.
1192
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:22,685
- No I must wash the
stink from my body.
1193
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:25,421
- Yeah, honey come on
were not done here.
1194
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,322
You gotta finish.
1195
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,757
- Let me go say hi to boy,
1196
00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:30,859
then I'll come share
my stink with you.
1197
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:31,794
- Uh, goodie.
1198
00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:32,895
Hold on babe.
1199
00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:38,000
Max overheard Paula
on the phone today
1200
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:41,804
and he knows all about ...
1201
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:44,740
We talked and Scout still ...
1202
00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,610
- How'd it go?
1203
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:51,413
- He's processing.
1204
00:55:53,451 --> 00:55:54,683
- Wonder where he gets it from.
1205
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,753
- Shut up, go bouncing.
1206
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,399
- Dad, watch.
1207
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:13,936
- Nice.
1208
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:16,071
Hey buddy, come here.
1209
00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,240
I wanna talk to you.
1210
00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,143
Hey so I heard you
talked to Mom today.
1211
00:56:24,081 --> 00:56:25,881
You okay?
1212
00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:26,749
- I guess.
1213
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:29,184
- You know your mom's
like the strongest woman
1214
00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:31,019
in the world, right?
1215
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:31,920
- Mm-hmm.
1216
00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:32,921
- She's not going anywhere.
1217
00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,490
Do you get that?
1218
00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:37,910
- Yeah.
1219
00:56:37,911 --> 00:56:38,393
- It's just this
cancer thing is just
1220
00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:40,062
one big old pain in the butt.
1221
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:42,731
Or boob.
1222
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:48,070
- Is Mom okay with Grandpa
1223
00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:51,006
and all this stuff
that's going on?
1224
00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:55,944
(sighs)
1225
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:02,618
- Your Mom has a very specific
way of dealing with things.
1226
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:06,088
(soft music)
1227
00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:08,791
(Max laughing)
1228
00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:09,658
Like you.
1229
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:17,800
- [Max] Did you see that?
1230
00:57:17,802 --> 00:57:19,134
- [Drew] Yes, do you
wanna do it again?
1231
00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,869
- Please?
- One more time, big man.
1232
00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:22,805
- [Drew] Hi, Scoutie.
1233
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:25,707
- Hi Dada.
1234
00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:28,243
Hey babe, can you
get this for me?
1235
00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:29,378
- Yeah.
1236
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,046
Oh my god, you look so hot.
1237
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:32,915
You should stay home, we
should do it right now.
1238
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:35,484
(laughs)
1239
00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:37,219
What is this?
- A zipper.
1240
00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:41,023
- Oh.
(Max and Scout making noise)
1241
00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:46,895
- It's weird actually
looking at them.
1242
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:47,963
- I know right?
1243
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:51,133
Look at Scout, she's
like a baby and he's
1244
00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:52,334
- [Both] So little.
1245
00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:56,905
- God, I haven't seen
these since then.
1246
00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:01,443
I mean it's weird how I was
all gung ho to film everything
1247
00:58:01,445 --> 00:58:03,512
and then just not.
1248
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:06,849
- Okay, you had some
stuff on your mind.
1249
00:58:10,421 --> 00:58:12,187
(doorbell rings)
1250
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,590
- Ah, that's Paula.
1251
00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:15,858
- Yeah, let's pretend
we're not here.
1252
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:17,192
(doorbell rings)
1253
00:58:17,194 --> 00:58:18,961
Seriously, we could be
having sex right now.
1254
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,129
- Super idea.
- Mm-hmm.
1255
00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:23,332
- No.
(doorbell rings)
1256
00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,167
(laughing)
- It's ladies night.
1257
00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:28,170
- Wow hating it, okay.
- Let's go.
1258
00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:40,949
(loud hip hop music)
1259
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,474
- I don't even know what you ...
1260
00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:07,543
(grunts)
1261
00:59:07,545 --> 00:59:08,977
(laughing)
- Ew.
1262
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:10,546
- What's in that?
1263
00:59:10,548 --> 00:59:12,514
- Everything, I put
everything in there.
1264
00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:13,382
- Oh, god.
1265
00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:16,184
We have to get out of here.
1266
00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:17,319
- What, you want a beer?
1267
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,321
- You smell like beer.
1268
00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:21,757
- You want a bagel with shmear?
1269
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:24,326
(all laughing)
1270
00:59:25,529 --> 00:59:28,664
- You guys, this is
good, this is good.
1271
00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:31,033
Good, good, good, good.
- We did good.
1272
00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:32,701
- We should go.
1273
00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:35,370
- Oh come on, Debbie hasn't
even taken her top off yet.
1274
00:59:35,372 --> 00:59:36,939
We need to wait.
1275
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:39,775
- Alright Debbie, five
minutes for that to happen
1276
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:45,781
or, or two lumbersexuals
pass by, and then we can go.
1277
00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,783
One, there's one, one.
1278
00:59:47,785 --> 00:59:49,117
- Debbie, drink up.
1279
00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:53,455
- Alright we're almost
there, it's so close.
1280
00:59:53,457 --> 00:59:55,958
It's so hot, you should
probably take your top off.
1281
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,092
Hello?
1282
00:59:58,462 --> 01:00:01,964
Yes, hi, hi Mr. Lewis.
1283
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:02,965
Yes.
1284
01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:03,999
- I'm gonna go dance.
1285
01:00:14,411 --> 01:00:17,279
- When I was a young child
I liked to come here.
1286
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,149
What's up?
1287
01:00:21,151 --> 01:00:22,417
- Dad's landlord.
1288
01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:24,086
- Mr. Shitsburg?
1289
01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:28,090
- Yes, there's music and he
says he's calling the cops.
1290
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:29,591
Drew's on his way over
there, I have to go.
1291
01:00:29,593 --> 01:00:31,493
- Okay, you gotta go.
1292
01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:32,294
- We're going?
1293
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,161
- Yep, we gotta go
1294
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:34,796
now.
- Not now.
1295
01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,933
Oh but Debbie, she hasn't
even taken off her top yet.
1296
01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,068
(laughing)
1297
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,840
- Really bitch?
1298
01:00:44,842 --> 01:00:46,174
That's like the third time
you've bumped into me.
1299
01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,075
- What?
1300
01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:48,076
Really?
1301
01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:50,145
- Yeah, watch
where you're going.
1302
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,848
Apologize, you need to
say sorry, seriously.
1303
01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,516
- Oh you're kidding right now.
1304
01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:56,184
See, I was gonna make it okay.
1305
01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:57,686
I pushed you.
1306
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,321
- Uh, yeah.
- Did I push you like that?
1307
01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:00,522
- Wow you did
1308
01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:01,456
not just do that.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1309
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,958
Did I push you like that?
1310
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:03,859
- No it was like this.
1311
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:04,960
- No it was more like that.
1312
01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:08,030
- Oh god, Jesus lady, come on!
1313
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,334
(loud music)
1314
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,435
- Clyde?
1315
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:16,505
- I'm calling the
police, you hear me?
1316
01:01:16,507 --> 01:01:17,939
- Yes, Mr. Lewis.
1317
01:01:17,941 --> 01:01:19,641
I'm very sorry, I'm gonna go in,
1318
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:20,642
I'm gonna turn down the music.
1319
01:01:20,644 --> 01:01:22,110
Don't worry about it, okay?
1320
01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:23,612
- I'm calling the police.
1321
01:01:23,614 --> 01:01:25,047
He loves his music.
1322
01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:26,114
You know what I love?
1323
01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:27,649
- Your tank top?
1324
01:01:27,651 --> 01:01:29,985
- I love a good bagel
and cream cheese
1325
01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,120
and a nice glass of 2% milk
1326
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,156
and my peace and quiet.
1327
01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:35,490
I won't have it anymore.
1328
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:36,725
- Okay, it's fine, fine.
1329
01:01:36,727 --> 01:01:38,460
Just please sir,
just go back inside.
1330
01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:39,661
- He's out by the
end of the month.
1331
01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:41,129
- Look, just give him a chance.
1332
01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:42,030
- I'm done.
1333
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,232
You and that lady can just
1334
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,033
take him.
- What?
1335
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,234
What'd you say?
1336
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:47,069
No.
1337
01:01:47,071 --> 01:01:49,004
That's my wife, okay?
1338
01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:50,072
I don't want you even
thinking her name,
1339
01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:51,740
you understand that?
1340
01:01:51,742 --> 01:01:53,041
If you're gonna say any
more dumb shit right now,
1341
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,043
I'll have the city inspector
around here so fast.
1342
01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,211
Shut the hell up.
1343
01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:58,346
- He's out by the
end of the month.
1344
01:01:58,348 --> 01:01:59,548
- Fine.
- Already started
1345
01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:01,116
the paperwork.
- Fine, stop talking.
1346
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:04,753
Piss off back inside.
1347
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:08,190
- What's going on out here?
1348
01:02:08,192 --> 01:02:10,058
Are you a taxi driver?
1349
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,494
- No, Clyde it's me.
1350
01:02:12,496 --> 01:02:14,262
Bailey's husband, Drew.
1351
01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:15,831
- Oh well, come on inside.
1352
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:24,506
- [Bailey] You asked everyone?
1353
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:26,341
- Yep, just about.
1354
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:29,177
Nobody smokes cigarettes
anymore, they all just vape.
1355
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:31,580
- It's because they're tourists.
1356
01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:33,849
Ugh.
1357
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,087
Where is the car?
1358
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,089
- Mm, Uber says 15 minutes.
1359
01:02:45,696 --> 01:02:46,528
- Paula.
1360
01:02:47,698 --> 01:02:48,830
Did you see her face?
1361
01:02:50,634 --> 01:02:51,500
- She's fine.
1362
01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:54,269
- You looked?
1363
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,437
You looked at her after?
1364
01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:56,738
Did you see?
1365
01:02:56,740 --> 01:02:58,473
- She's okay, she ...
1366
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:00,842
She was stupid anyway.
1367
01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:05,680
(Bailey sighs)
1368
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:08,617
- Wilma.
1369
01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,154
Will you do me a huge favor?
1370
01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:15,257
Will you find me a cigarette?
1371
01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:16,691
Just one, just one.
1372
01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:18,927
Remember that time you guys?
1373
01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:21,663
When it was the whole
class was burpees
1374
01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:24,299
for the entire hour
and that's all I did?
1375
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:28,804
Please help me, please
get me anything, please.
1376
01:03:37,614 --> 01:03:38,480
- That was mean.
1377
01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:40,582
- I'm mean.
1378
01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:46,321
I'm mean now.
1379
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:03,705
- That was a hell of a sandwich.
1380
01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:05,106
- Glad you liked it.
1381
01:04:05,108 --> 01:04:06,775
- You did good work Drew.
1382
01:04:06,777 --> 01:04:08,210
- You remember who I am?
1383
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:09,611
- Sure.
1384
01:04:09,613 --> 01:04:11,913
You're the other man
in my sweet Bay's life.
1385
01:04:15,319 --> 01:04:16,218
- Yeah well I think her heart's
1386
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,519
always gonna belong to Daddy.
1387
01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:21,289
- So how's it going?
1388
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,226
You treating my
little girl right?
1389
01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:25,560
- Yes, absolutely.
1390
01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:29,097
Yeah.
1391
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:32,367
I don't know what
the hell I'm doing.
1392
01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:36,204
It's like they should give
you a map for this crap.
1393
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:39,541
All this stuff comes up, right?
1394
01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:43,311
And you just, you're trying
to like stay on top of it
1395
01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:44,913
and you just ...
1396
01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,315
Whatever you do, just more and
more stuff keeps piling up,
1397
01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,719
you never ...
1398
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,086
I feel like I can
never fix it, right?
1399
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:54,522
I just wanna fix it, but
every time you fix something,
1400
01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:57,759
something else comes
up, every single day.
1401
01:04:57,761 --> 01:05:01,363
- It's like trying to hold
water in your bare hands.
1402
01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,099
- Yes, yes, exactly you know?
1403
01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:05,400
It's like trying to hold water
1404
01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:07,469
and I need this water.
1405
01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:10,572
(sniffles)
1406
01:05:11,742 --> 01:05:13,742
And I can't afford
not to get it right.
1407
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,279
- You know what I know?
1408
01:05:18,181 --> 01:05:19,748
Love's the answer to everything.
1409
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:23,451
And a bucket.
1410
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,723
You need something to
hold all that water right?
1411
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:31,359
I mean if you're the one
standing by the hole in the dam,
1412
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:33,628
you're gonna need a
mighty strong finger.
1413
01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,698
If not, get ready for the flood.
1414
01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:41,970
My Bay, she's a
hell of a swimmer.
1415
01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:45,440
We would tread water for days.
1416
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:50,445
So you might wanna stop trying
to hold onto all that water
1417
01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:54,816
and start treading,
or maybe float.
1418
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:57,485
She'll float with you.
1419
01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:12,300
(dogs panting)
1420
01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:20,375
- You have got to lock the door.
1421
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:24,212
- It's a little creepy.
1422
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,449
- God, why aren't we
doing that every night?
1423
01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,517
- Because we're stupid.
1424
01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:30,652
You, mostly.
1425
01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:33,355
When did bar fights
make you so horny?
1426
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:37,492
- Oh it was a life
affirming thing.
1427
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:41,763
- You wanna talk about it?
1428
01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:43,365
- No, I don't.
1429
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:45,367
(Drew chuckles)
1430
01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:49,671
(sighs) It was embarrassing
and mortifying and
1431
01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:54,542
no I don't wanna talk about
it, I just want you to be here
1432
01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:57,345
and perfect and warm and you.
1433
01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,015
- Done.
1434
01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:01,950
- Dad was ...
1435
01:07:01,952 --> 01:07:04,052
- Aw. (chuckles)
1436
01:07:04,054 --> 01:07:05,387
- [Bailey] Hmm?
1437
01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,589
- Hon, it's time,
you know he's ...
1438
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:13,395
- (sighs) Okay, I
mean I know the place
1439
01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:15,530
that I would want
him to go, I was just
1440
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,065
waiting for it to get bad.
1441
01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:20,435
- It's time, it's bad.
1442
01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:30,412
What?
1443
01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:31,546
- Do the thing.
1444
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,916
Do, do the thing.
1445
01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,851
- Oh, no, no. (laughs)
1446
01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:37,852
- Do the thing,
1447
01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:38,653
do the thing.
- No.
1448
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:39,821
- Come on, I need it,
1449
01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:40,655
I need it.
- I don't want it,
1450
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:43,091
why?
- I need it.
1451
01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:45,293
(laughs)
1452
01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:50,165
- Oh these look perfect.
1453
01:07:57,874 --> 01:08:00,208
To want for love
it for the action.
1454
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:03,778
(breathing heavily)
1455
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:05,580
(crashing)
Ah!
1456
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,215
- What's happening? (laughs)
- I love it.
1457
01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:10,018
It's good, nothing disrupts
the series when I get going.
1458
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:12,120
Okay.
1459
01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:13,955
¶ Hurts so much, I
can't believe it, ¶
1460
01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:15,857
¶ but I'm gonna
keep on doing it ¶
1461
01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:18,126
¶ because you have
fucking cancer. ¶
1462
01:08:18,128 --> 01:08:20,328
(laughs)
1463
01:08:23,366 --> 01:08:27,102
(making whooshing sounds)
1464
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:30,071
- Yes, yes, more kicks.
1465
01:08:30,073 --> 01:08:31,072
- That?
1466
01:08:31,074 --> 01:08:32,207
What, this old thing?
1467
01:08:32,943 --> 01:08:34,209
This old thing?
1468
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,715
Fucking 360 shit.
(Bailey laughing)
1469
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:41,549
Love that.
1470
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:50,091
(grunts loudly)
1471
01:08:50,093 --> 01:08:50,992
You see that shit?
1472
01:08:50,994 --> 01:08:53,495
- [Bailey] I did, I saw it.
1473
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:57,665
(laughs)
(Drew grunts)
1474
01:08:57,667 --> 01:08:58,633
(laughing) I'm gonna
have an aneurism.
1475
01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:02,504
- It's happy sometimes,
1476
01:09:02,506 --> 01:09:05,306
sometimes I get so
happy when I dance.
1477
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:06,741
(breathing heavily)
1478
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:07,575
Smooth jams.
1479
01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:13,815
Oh pancake.
1480
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,751
Pancake.
(laughing)
1481
01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:19,787
Mm, babe you're my griddle.
1482
01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:22,157
(laughing)
1483
01:09:23,293 --> 01:09:24,659
- No you're so gross.
1484
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,327
Ew, you're sweaty too.
1485
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,870
- Hey Max is worried about you.
1486
01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:38,306
- About the cancer?
1487
01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:39,174
We talked.
1488
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:44,045
- The cancer, the Dad,
1489
01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,015
your reactions to things.
1490
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:49,551
- Wait, he said this to you?
1491
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,453
- Not in so many words, but ...
1492
01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:54,055
- In what kind of words, Drew?
1493
01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:56,191
In his words?
1494
01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:57,525
In your words?
1495
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,527
What kind of words
were said actually?
1496
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,029
- Babe come on,
don't get all ...
1497
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:02,664
- What, what, obsessive?
1498
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,465
Psychotic, violent?
1499
01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:06,334
- No, I didn't say any of that.
1500
01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:08,203
- Hmm, no well I get it though.
1501
01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:09,737
- No, no, you infer it.
1502
01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:12,674
- Well that's how most
feelings are conveyed by men.
1503
01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:15,376
- Well that's how most
women extrapolate or,
1504
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,011
this is ridiculous,
what are we doing?
1505
01:10:17,013 --> 01:10:19,547
- This is fun, Drew,
this is so fun.
1506
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,382
This is what I need right now.
1507
01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:24,786
My dad is checking
out and I have cancer.
1508
01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:27,322
- What, that is so unfair.
1509
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:28,890
What am I supposed
to do with that, huh?
1510
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:31,059
That's like the mic
drop of the universe.
1511
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:34,095
Stop.
1512
01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,697
- You stop.
1513
01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:36,564
- Bay.
1514
01:10:38,602 --> 01:10:41,536
- Look I know that
this is the part
1515
01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:43,605
where we're supposed
to kiss and make up
1516
01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:47,442
and it's all fine
again, but I'm mad.
1517
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:51,679
I'm mad at everything and I
will eventually come up for air
1518
01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:54,649
but right now, mad is working.
1519
01:10:58,788 --> 01:11:01,522
- Well in that case, piss off.
1520
01:11:01,524 --> 01:11:02,824
- Better, better.
1521
01:11:05,228 --> 01:11:08,630
(light acoustic music)
1522
01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,787
Okay we have balloons, right?
1523
01:12:05,789 --> 01:12:06,654
- Yep.
1524
01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:11,025
- Okay good because Alonzo
is very attached to those.
1525
01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:15,997
Hey are we okay?
1526
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,066
- Yes (chuckles) I'm
just shitting, hon.
1527
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:21,602
You taking that off the list?
1528
01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:22,437
- Mm-hmm.
1529
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,340
- Hon, everything is fine.
1530
01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:27,675
Everything is gonna get handled.
1531
01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,577
You just gotta
trust me, alright?
1532
01:12:31,181 --> 01:12:32,714
- Okay.
1533
01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:35,383
(sighs) Alright so I'm
getting party favors and ...
1534
01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:39,887
Oh, oh.
1535
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:40,755
- What?
1536
01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:44,325
- I still haven't told Scout.
1537
01:12:44,327 --> 01:12:46,361
I mean about the entire surgery.
1538
01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:49,263
I kept waiting, oh my god.
1539
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,199
- Shit, me too.
1540
01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:54,669
- Okay, okay.
1541
01:12:54,671 --> 01:12:56,637
I'm doing it now, I'm
doing it right now.
1542
01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:57,872
Okay this is bullshit.
1543
01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:01,976
Remember when Mommy had Scout
1544
01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:04,712
and I had to go to the
hospital for a couple days
1545
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:06,948
and you stayed with
Ishi and Pop Pop?
1546
01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:11,652
Well Mommy's got to go
in the hospital again.
1547
01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:13,855
- This was last time
when I was four.
1548
01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:15,723
You were just a baby.
1549
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,425
- Aw look how little you were.
1550
01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:21,028
- A doctor is going
to do something
1551
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,297
called an operation on me.
1552
01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:26,434
(Max mumbles)
1553
01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:28,903
No, you're gonna be
at Ishi and Pop Pop's.
1554
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,671
You know how sometimes you
get a school note as a kid?
1555
01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:31,839
- Just listen, okay?
1556
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:33,941
- Fine.
1557
01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:39,514
- That's what a doctor's gonna
do for Mommy in a hospital.
1558
01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:42,617
A doctor's gonna go in
and get the booby out.
1559
01:13:42,619 --> 01:13:44,752
- The boo boo.
- The boo boo. (laughs)
1560
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,721
- Why'd you call it a booby?
1561
01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:48,356
- Well the boo
boo is in my booby
1562
01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:51,893
so the doctor is gonna,
you can't see it.
1563
01:13:51,895 --> 01:13:53,561
- Okay.
1564
01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:56,297
- It doesn't show, it's
inside, under my skin.
1565
01:13:57,801 --> 01:13:59,400
- [Drew] They did an
x-ray and they found
1566
01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:01,636
an ouchie in there.
(Max mumbles)
1567
01:14:01,638 --> 01:14:03,471
- No, no the doctors
are gonna make sure
1568
01:14:03,473 --> 01:14:06,974
Mommy has lots of good
medicine so nothing hurts.
1569
01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:09,911
They're gonna go and they're
gonna get the boo boo out
1570
01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:12,113
and then Mommy's gonna come
home with these bandages on
1571
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,916
and then they're
gonna send me home.
1572
01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:17,885
(melancholy music)
1573
01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:30,264
¶ Please ¶
1574
01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:34,068
¶ Don't go away ¶
1575
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:35,937
- [Bailey] You okay?
1576
01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:36,804
- Yeah.
1577
01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:40,908
You okay?
1578
01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,389
- I was just thinking,
1579
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:59,794
where am I gonna possibly
deposit this pesky boob
1580
01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:01,028
and here we are.
1581
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:04,198
- You're an idiot.
1582
01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:06,734
I love you.
1583
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,403
- Even all jacked up?
1584
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:11,205
- Especially.
1585
01:15:12,342 --> 01:15:15,009
It makes you really
need and appreciative.
1586
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:17,111
(laughing)
1587
01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:19,347
Come here.
1588
01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:33,828
- [Voice Over Speaker] Lucine
to ICU please, Lucine to ICU.
1589
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:34,962
- Hey.
- Hey.
1590
01:15:36,799 --> 01:15:37,632
- Any word?
1591
01:15:39,502 --> 01:15:41,736
- Doctor came by
about an hour ago
1592
01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:44,405
and said that the uh ...
1593
01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:46,240
They checked the lymph
nodes and it hadn't spread,
1594
01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:47,909
so that's good.
1595
01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,544
- That's great.
- Yeah.
1596
01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:55,983
- [Voice Over Speaker] Paging
Dr. Stavis, Dr. Stavis please.
1597
01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:59,554
- They still gotta finish
up the surgery but,
1598
01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:03,324
and biopsy the
tissue but you know,
1599
01:16:03,326 --> 01:16:05,092
just wanna make sure
it's not invasive.
1600
01:16:06,429 --> 01:16:07,895
I sent everyone else home.
1601
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:10,331
- Okay.
1602
01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:11,866
- What are they gonna do, right?
1603
01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:12,733
- Yeah.
1604
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:16,771
Are you sure about--
1605
01:16:16,773 --> 01:16:17,638
- Mm-hmm.
1606
01:16:18,608 --> 01:16:19,473
Yes.
1607
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:21,976
He said he wanted to come.
1608
01:16:23,846 --> 01:16:24,745
I gotta let him.
1609
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:26,581
- Nah, no you're right.
1610
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:27,915
You're doing the right thing.
1611
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:28,916
- Yeah?
1612
01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:29,717
- Yeah.
1613
01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,121
You're good.
1614
01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,295
Okay.
1615
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:43,097
- I'll call you.
- Yeah.
1616
01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,966
- Thanks for coming by.
1617
01:16:44,968 --> 01:16:45,833
Hey.
1618
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:47,935
- Hi.
- Hey.
1619
01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:51,439
(grunts)
1620
01:16:52,308 --> 01:16:53,174
Look at me.
1621
01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:56,978
Who's this guy?
1622
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:00,548
Sit down.
1623
01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:10,658
So this is what we
do, we sit here.
1624
01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:15,029
You scared?
1625
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:17,164
- Yeah.
1626
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:18,032
- Yeah, me too.
1627
01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,204
There's nothing wrong with that.
1628
01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:29,143
You know she's
gonna be fine right?
1629
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:34,048
And I'm very proud of
you for coming here.
1630
01:17:39,088 --> 01:17:39,887
I love you.
1631
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:41,856
- I love you.
1632
01:17:57,140 --> 01:18:00,107
- The first step to recovery
is admitting you got a problem.
1633
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,679
- I need one of them
grab, grabber things.
1634
01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:07,114
The grabby, the grab things.
1635
01:18:10,153 --> 01:18:11,519
- A hand?
1636
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,886
Ooh, somebody's
got a shiny ladder.
1637
01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:15,222
- Don't even talk to me,
you're a traitor, okay?
1638
01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:19,527
- (scoffs) I got you those
damn balloons, didn't I?
1639
01:18:19,529 --> 01:18:22,163
- You gonna be okay
for a little while?
1640
01:18:22,165 --> 01:18:24,899
(Bailey mumbles)
1641
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:27,868
Did you OD her?
1642
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:30,571
- I haven't even
given her today's yet.
1643
01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:31,972
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
1644
01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:34,341
My tongue was numb.
1645
01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:38,345
I said, I have Zo,
do you have the list?
1646
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,980
- Yeah I got the list, okay?
1647
01:18:39,982 --> 01:18:42,183
I got three places to go and
I'm gonna take Lance with me.
1648
01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:44,652
- Wait. Why?
1649
01:18:44,654 --> 01:18:46,153
- It's gonna be fine.
1650
01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,656
- Why do you have a ladder?
1651
01:18:48,658 --> 01:18:50,658
- Ooh, maybe he's
just happy to see me.
1652
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:52,259
- That makes zero sense.
1653
01:18:52,261 --> 01:18:53,327
I need to go to work.
1654
01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:55,830
- Wait, well what
about the kids?
1655
01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:57,264
- Kids are fine, Paula's gonna
pick them up from school,
1656
01:18:57,266 --> 01:18:58,866
we got Marty Poppins here.
1657
01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:02,236
You're gonna be asleep
all or like on Vicodin so,
1658
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,504
I got it, don't worry.
1659
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,005
- Wait, wait no,
you can't got this.
1660
01:19:05,007 --> 01:19:06,207
You can't just got this, okay?
1661
01:19:06,209 --> 01:19:08,943
What if none of
these guys work out?
1662
01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:11,078
We promised Scout
something really special.
1663
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,880
She's been talking
about it all week.
1664
01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:15,116
- Honey, I said
I got this, okay?
1665
01:19:16,352 --> 01:19:19,086
- Well you can't just got
this and go out to work.
1666
01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,254
You can't double book.
1667
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:22,389
- Honey, I need to
go to work, okay?
1668
01:19:22,391 --> 01:19:23,457
We need the money right now.
1669
01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:25,092
- We need to take care of Scout.
1670
01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:26,761
- Scout's fine, you're
the one that's kinda--
1671
01:19:26,763 --> 01:19:28,028
- Oh I'm the one, I'm the one.
1672
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:29,797
Okay it's me, do you see that?
1673
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:32,266
It's me, it's all
about me and my thing.
1674
01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:36,070
No you, you can't
screw this up, Drew.
1675
01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:37,772
- Yeah I'll try not
to screw it up, okay?
1676
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:39,039
- [Bailey] Oh my god.
1677
01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:41,242
- I love you, please
take care of her for me.
1678
01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:43,444
- Drew, ouch, you
can't walk out,
1679
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:45,613
I can't follow you,
that's not fair.
1680
01:19:50,253 --> 01:19:51,118
Shit.
1681
01:19:52,555 --> 01:19:54,655
Shit, shit.
(clattering)
1682
01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:57,124
Shit, shit, shit, ow.
1683
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:57,992
Shit, ow.
1684
01:19:59,262 --> 01:20:02,229
- Elizabeth Taylor, how's
this working out for you?
1685
01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:04,331
- It's not.
1686
01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:05,800
- Geez.
1687
01:20:05,802 --> 01:20:07,701
- Wait did you just call me fat?
1688
01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:11,005
- [Alonzo] Not exactly.
1689
01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:14,275
- Seriously?
1690
01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:19,346
After all of it, after
cancer and Dad and the party
1691
01:20:20,349 --> 01:20:21,949
and no money and whatever?
1692
01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:26,086
I know in my head those
are all gonna be okay.
1693
01:20:27,290 --> 01:20:32,326
That, I can't do that, I
can't do that with him.
1694
01:20:33,596 --> 01:20:36,497
If he and I aren't okay, I
feel like I can't breathe.
1695
01:20:38,668 --> 01:20:43,337
And I'm the one that's making
it not okay for awhile.
1696
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,944
I just can't right now.
1697
01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:53,848
- (sighs) Stop.
1698
01:20:55,051 --> 01:20:56,984
You need to prioritize.
1699
01:20:56,986 --> 01:21:01,956
You killed the cancer
beast, and you live to tell.
1700
01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:03,290
You're here.
1701
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:07,361
Now, you're ass got problems but
1702
01:21:08,631 --> 01:21:10,231
they're quality problems.
1703
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,301
Being so in love you
can't fight right?
1704
01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,403
Quality problem.
1705
01:21:17,707 --> 01:21:19,240
Ones frankly I wish I had.
1706
01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:21,141
I'd kill for.
1707
01:21:22,078 --> 01:21:24,411
It's a problem, yes.
1708
01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:25,279
But,
1709
01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:28,215
one born out of abundance.
1710
01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:32,253
Mm.
1711
01:21:33,522 --> 01:21:35,089
I said that, bam.
1712
01:21:36,092 --> 01:21:37,358
(laughs)
1713
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,525
(hip hop music)
¶ I know she feel me ¶
1714
01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:41,695
¶ I know she got the big
bum, come and get me ¶
1715
01:21:41,697 --> 01:21:43,430
¶ I know she got me ¶
1716
01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:44,865
¶ I know she want me ¶
1717
01:21:44,867 --> 01:21:47,234
¶ I feel when you're
looking at me ¶
1718
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:51,238
¶ Nothing like the swagger ¶
1719
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,008
¶ Swagger ¶
1720
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:57,444
¶ Swagger ¶
1721
01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:59,413
¶ Swagger ¶
1722
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:00,848
(balloon pops)
1723
01:22:00,850 --> 01:22:02,883
¶ I see her trippin' 'cause
she know I got the moves ¶
1724
01:22:02,885 --> 01:22:06,353
¶ Got that smooth move gotta
do anything like I do ¶
1725
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:07,721
¶ Won't need you ¶
1726
01:22:07,723 --> 01:22:09,523
¶ Won't need to hustle 'cause
you know I got the muscle ¶
1727
01:22:09,525 --> 01:22:13,394
¶ And now I'm-a serve it up
right with that attitude ¶
1728
01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:16,463
¶ Mommy's a looker and I
know she like that style ¶
1729
01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:20,367
¶ The fresh Abercrombie
keep her happy for a while ¶
1730
01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:22,036
- I usually find
magicians creepy.
1731
01:22:23,773 --> 01:22:25,806
- Because they're
touched by gods.
1732
01:22:30,546 --> 01:22:32,479
- (laughs) Wow.
1733
01:22:32,481 --> 01:22:33,847
- He's kidding, he's kidding.
1734
01:22:35,051 --> 01:22:36,150
- Okay.
- Oh you almost took,
1735
01:22:36,152 --> 01:22:37,484
that's great.
- You got us.
1736
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:38,452
- [Magician] Wow rough day?
1737
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:39,553
- Yeah just a little bit.
1738
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:40,354
- Three.
1739
01:22:41,657 --> 01:22:42,523
- So.
- So.
1740
01:22:43,926 --> 01:22:46,460
- Okay I get it, you know
I'll just cut to the chase.
1741
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:47,328
I book magicians,
1742
01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:50,998
myself included.
1743
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,934
- So like a traditional
kids birthday party, right?
1744
01:22:53,936 --> 01:22:56,470
- Do you have a dollar or
a bill, any kind of bill?
1745
01:23:13,789 --> 01:23:15,289
Can't explain it can you?
1746
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,391
Neither can I, it's magic.
1747
01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:21,528
Right?
1748
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:25,933
- Wow.
(laughs)
1749
01:23:25,935 --> 01:23:27,001
You're good.
1750
01:23:27,003 --> 01:23:28,302
- You like that?
- Yeah.
1751
01:23:28,304 --> 01:23:29,203
- That was kinda awesome.
- That was amazing.
1752
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:31,538
- Saturday, you busy?
1753
01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,475
- Uh let me check my, no.
1754
01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:36,477
(laughs)
1755
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:37,478
- Excellent, excellent.
1756
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,779
Stop it.
- Is it dead?
1757
01:23:38,781 --> 01:23:43,851
- Yep, it's dead.
- Dead bird?
1758
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:47,855
- Clyde.
1759
01:24:03,339 --> 01:24:04,204
Clyde.
1760
01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:06,473
Clyde?
1761
01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:08,809
Clyde!
1762
01:24:08,811 --> 01:24:10,511
(Clyde yells)
1763
01:24:10,513 --> 01:24:11,845
- Get off me!
1764
01:24:11,847 --> 01:24:13,580
- Okay, it's okay, it's
okay, it's okay, it's okay.
1765
01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:14,381
- Who are you?
1766
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:15,582
- I'm Drew, I'm Drew.
1767
01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:16,383
- I don't know you.
1768
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:18,018
- Yes, yeah you do.
1769
01:24:18,020 --> 01:24:19,353
I'm your son-in-law,
1770
01:24:19,355 --> 01:24:20,554
Bailey's husband.
- Get out of here.
1771
01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:21,355
How'd you get in here?
1772
01:24:21,357 --> 01:24:23,357
- Keys, I have keys.
1773
01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:24,091
Hold on, look.
1774
01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:25,159
- Keys?
- Yeah.
1775
01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:28,529
Okay, can I show you?
1776
01:24:28,531 --> 01:24:30,064
- What?
- I got a picture.
1777
01:24:31,534 --> 01:24:32,566
(Clyde groans)
1778
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:33,934
You hit your head, okay?
1779
01:24:33,936 --> 01:24:34,802
Sit down.
1780
01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:37,071
I'm showing you right here.
1781
01:24:37,073 --> 01:24:39,606
You know me, we
are friends, okay?
1782
01:24:42,111 --> 01:24:43,677
Who's that?
1783
01:24:43,679 --> 01:24:44,578
Little ...
1784
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:45,946
- That's little fish, yeah.
1785
01:24:45,948 --> 01:24:48,248
And then the kids. (chuckles)
- Then the kids.
1786
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,450
- Who's--
- That guy.
1787
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,086
- Hi.
1788
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:53,220
- How you doing bud?
1789
01:24:53,222 --> 01:24:54,021
- Hit my head.
1790
01:24:54,023 --> 01:24:55,522
- I know.
1791
01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:56,590
So I'm gonna get you
an ice pack, okay?
1792
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:58,292
- It hurts.
- I know.
1793
01:24:58,294 --> 01:24:59,259
- Yes.
- Okay.
1794
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:00,527
We're good right?
1795
01:25:00,529 --> 01:25:02,596
- Yes we are thank you.
- You sure?
1796
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:03,464
- Okay.
1797
01:25:06,735 --> 01:25:08,869
- Your resume looks amazing.
1798
01:25:08,871 --> 01:25:10,637
(telephone rings)
- Thank you.
1799
01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:12,272
You know, let me, let me.
1800
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:13,340
- Thank you.
1801
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:20,481
Hello you.
1802
01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:24,518
Is he okay?
1803
01:25:26,422 --> 01:25:27,287
I'm coming over.
1804
01:25:32,495 --> 01:25:35,095
(laughing)
1805
01:25:35,097 --> 01:25:36,630
- Well Clyde's doing better.
1806
01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:39,633
Everyone's getting
dressed right now.
1807
01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:42,636
Are you sure you're okay
watching them for a little bit?
1808
01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:45,339
- Sure, it'll give us time
to get to know each other.
1809
01:25:45,341 --> 01:25:46,573
- Thank you.
1810
01:25:46,575 --> 01:25:48,342
What is that?
1811
01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:50,110
- Goo, it's awesome.
1812
01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:52,579
- Yeah, you gotta touch
it, it's super cool.
1813
01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:54,648
- It's just
cornstarch and water.
1814
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:55,849
- Seriously, do it.
- I figured it'd keep us
1815
01:25:55,851 --> 01:25:57,584
busy for a bit.
1816
01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:58,685
- Ew.
1817
01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:02,055
(laughs)
1818
01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:05,125
- I have three nieces
and two nephews so
1819
01:26:05,127 --> 01:26:07,528
you learn to rely on
the little things.
1820
01:26:07,530 --> 01:26:09,596
Kid love their messes.
1821
01:26:13,602 --> 01:26:17,004
- Hey, you're not by chance
a serial killer are you?
1822
01:26:17,006 --> 01:26:17,871
- (chuckles) No.
1823
01:26:18,474 --> 01:26:19,940
- You a klepto?
1824
01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:21,008
- No.
1825
01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:22,676
- What about a cult member?
1826
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:23,510
- No.
1827
01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:25,546
- Well you're hired.
1828
01:26:27,183 --> 01:26:28,048
- Thank you.
1829
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:33,687
But I only think I can help
you in a limited capacity.
1830
01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:38,125
Your father-in-law,
he needs more.
1831
01:26:39,461 --> 01:26:41,962
He's getting to a point
where it's dangerous
1832
01:26:41,964 --> 01:26:43,730
for him to be on his own.
1833
01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:46,733
He's going to need
assisted living,
1834
01:26:46,735 --> 01:26:48,402
and sooner rather than later.
1835
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:52,372
- Bailey's gonna be
a tough sell on that.
1836
01:26:53,209 --> 01:26:54,875
- It's not surprising.
1837
01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:56,910
She's a very strong woman.
1838
01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,545
I speak from experience.
1839
01:27:02,751 --> 01:27:05,719
The thing about being strong
is that when you do that,
1840
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,588
you are that for long enough
1841
01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:09,990
and you begin to
forget how to stop.
1842
01:27:11,594 --> 01:27:14,595
The really strong
ones, they're the ones
1843
01:27:14,597 --> 01:27:17,431
that can let themselves
break a little,
1844
01:27:18,701 --> 01:27:20,634
just enough so someone
can help mend them.
1845
01:27:22,538 --> 01:27:25,072
You just wait for that break.
1846
01:27:48,797 --> 01:27:49,796
- You okay?
1847
01:28:04,246 --> 01:28:05,679
Just gonna be gentle.
1848
01:28:10,886 --> 01:28:12,019
Does it hurt?
1849
01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:27,968
It's okay?
1850
01:28:35,911 --> 01:28:36,743
That hurt?
1851
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:50,290
It's really good.
1852
01:28:50,292 --> 01:28:53,260
She did a really good job.
1853
01:28:53,262 --> 01:28:54,161
Yeah.
- Yeah?
1854
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:56,863
- No she did a really good job.
1855
01:28:57,933 --> 01:28:58,765
- Okay.
1856
01:29:01,437 --> 01:29:03,370
- You're gonna like it.
1857
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:06,206
- Okay. (sniffles)
1858
01:29:06,208 --> 01:29:07,874
- [Drew] I love you.
1859
01:29:09,044 --> 01:29:10,243
- I love you.
1860
01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:25,926
Okay.
1861
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:31,732
Okay.
1862
01:29:40,576 --> 01:29:44,244
(acoustic guitar strumming)
1863
01:29:45,514 --> 01:29:50,183
- You're back. (laughs)
1864
01:29:50,185 --> 01:29:55,255
(upbeat music)
(kids chattering)
1865
01:29:59,328 --> 01:30:01,294
- So the food is done
1866
01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:03,764
and the cake is ...
1867
01:30:03,766 --> 01:30:04,831
- In the fridge.
1868
01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:06,566
Lance picked it up
on the way over.
1869
01:30:06,568 --> 01:30:09,236
- Oh Lance is doing
the creeper thing.
1870
01:30:09,238 --> 01:30:10,036
- You're kidding me.
1871
01:30:10,038 --> 01:30:11,705
- Yeah, can you stop it?
1872
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:12,606
- Lance?
1873
01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:15,108
- Hey what's up beautiful lady?
1874
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:15,909
I see you.
1875
01:30:15,911 --> 01:30:17,244
What?
1876
01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:19,079
- Dude, you have to stop
hitting on all the moms.
1877
01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,580
- I'm not doing that.
1878
01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:21,915
- You totally are.
1879
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,917
They're all married,
they all have kids,
1880
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,719
and you're kind of
freaking them out.
1881
01:30:25,721 --> 01:30:26,953
- Okay fine.
1882
01:30:26,955 --> 01:30:28,221
Alright?
1883
01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:30,357
Hey didn't I see you
at the sandbox earlier?
1884
01:30:30,359 --> 01:30:31,892
- We're completely here.
1885
01:30:31,894 --> 01:30:32,926
I don't know.
1886
01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:34,027
- That was you.
1887
01:30:34,029 --> 01:30:35,195
- [Bailey] Oh my god,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1888
01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:36,696
- Are you kidding me?
- What?
1889
01:30:36,698 --> 01:30:38,799
- Just there.
- We had a moment earlier.
1890
01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:40,200
- Do me a favor.
- You weren't there.
1891
01:30:40,202 --> 01:30:42,369
- Lance, go watch
the trampoline, okay?
1892
01:30:42,371 --> 01:30:43,937
There's like 10 kids in
there, you're in charge.
1893
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,272
That's your zone, yeah.
- Right now?
1894
01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:46,573
Cool, six!
1895
01:30:46,575 --> 01:30:48,108
- [Drew] Yeah,
you got a mission.
1896
01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:52,946
- So in 30 minutes, the
pizza, then kid activities,
1897
01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:56,249
then at one p.m., Frank.
1898
01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:57,384
- Hap.
- Hap.
1899
01:30:57,386 --> 01:30:58,752
- Yeah, it's 1:30.
1900
01:30:58,754 --> 01:31:00,654
- Hap at 1:30
1901
01:31:00,656 --> 01:31:02,889
and his magical parades.
1902
01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:04,791
- Yes, way to go with the flow.
1903
01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:08,328
- Going with the flow is
kid party suicide, okay?
1904
01:31:08,330 --> 01:31:11,231
Parents all get trapped
waiting on the cake
1905
01:31:11,233 --> 01:31:13,767
and you don't hold
your guests hostage.
1906
01:31:13,769 --> 01:31:15,435
- Okay, honey?
- Yes.
1907
01:31:15,437 --> 01:31:16,903
- I got this.
1908
01:31:16,905 --> 01:31:18,738
- You do got this.
1909
01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:21,808
So freaking cute.
1910
01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:25,111
Just making little
checks on my list.
1911
01:31:25,113 --> 01:31:28,148
Plus pretty sure I
double dosed my Vicodin.
1912
01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:29,449
- You're kidding me.
1913
01:31:29,451 --> 01:31:31,785
- Woo! (laughs)
1914
01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:32,819
- That explains a lot.
1915
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:35,021
- Maybe, or maybe not.
1916
01:31:38,961 --> 01:31:39,993
- Love you.
1917
01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:40,861
- I love you.
1918
01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:45,065
(gasps) Bubbles.
1919
01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:48,869
Oh.
1920
01:31:48,871 --> 01:31:51,671
(upbeat music)
1921
01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:56,510
- Nope, absolutely
not, sit down.
1922
01:31:57,613 --> 01:31:58,378
(gasps) Scoutie!
1923
01:31:58,380 --> 01:31:59,246
Come here.
1924
01:32:03,051 --> 01:32:04,351
- So everybody's good?
1925
01:32:04,353 --> 01:32:06,052
- Yep, all good.
1926
01:32:06,054 --> 01:32:07,120
- Okay.
1927
01:32:07,122 --> 01:32:08,955
- Don't worry Mom,
Dad's got this.
1928
01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,624
- Yeah he does, baby.
1929
01:32:12,060 --> 01:32:15,128
- When's the bunny guy coming?
1930
01:32:15,130 --> 01:32:20,200
- Bunny guy is soon.
1931
01:32:21,036 --> 01:32:21,968
- Hey you know what?
1932
01:32:21,970 --> 01:32:23,003
Why don't you go get a brush
1933
01:32:23,005 --> 01:32:25,138
and I will give
you some cornrows.
1934
01:32:25,140 --> 01:32:26,873
- Okay.
1935
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:27,741
- Awesome.
1936
01:32:31,246 --> 01:32:32,379
You
1937
01:32:33,248 --> 01:32:34,514
are on a shitload
of drugs right now.
1938
01:32:34,516 --> 01:32:36,349
(giggles)
1939
01:32:36,351 --> 01:32:38,184
- Okay, define shitload.
1940
01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:41,087
(laughing)
1941
01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:42,088
- Alan?
1942
01:32:42,090 --> 01:32:43,356
Alan.
1943
01:32:43,358 --> 01:32:45,225
Can you come inside for
a little bit please?
1944
01:32:47,996 --> 01:32:49,329
- Well it's all I can see.
1945
01:32:50,532 --> 01:32:51,598
It's bizarro.
1946
01:32:53,201 --> 01:32:54,067
- Hey.
1947
01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:04,044
- Who is that?
1948
01:33:04,046 --> 01:33:05,245
- I have no idea.
1949
01:33:05,247 --> 01:33:07,681
(laughter)
1950
01:33:07,683 --> 01:33:08,815
- Holy shit.
1951
01:33:11,219 --> 01:33:12,786
- I don't, it might
have been like
1952
01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:14,454
a language barrier or
something, I don't get it.
1953
01:33:14,456 --> 01:33:15,722
- That's an edible nightmare.
1954
01:33:15,724 --> 01:33:17,424
- No, I need some
solutions here, okay?
1955
01:33:17,426 --> 01:33:18,224
Work with me.
1956
01:33:18,226 --> 01:33:19,926
- Wow, is this blood?
1957
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:21,528
- I don't know.
1958
01:33:21,530 --> 01:33:23,430
You know, maybe
it's not that bad.
1959
01:33:23,432 --> 01:33:25,565
- Come on, man.
1960
01:33:25,567 --> 01:33:27,467
Dude if you take that out
there, you're getting divorced.
1961
01:33:27,469 --> 01:33:28,335
- Okay, I get it.
1962
01:33:29,438 --> 01:33:32,305
(phone vibrating)
1963
01:33:33,241 --> 01:33:34,107
Hello?
1964
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:37,043
Um yeah, Hap.
1965
01:33:37,045 --> 01:33:38,311
Hey, what's up? Yeah.
1966
01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:42,115
Uh, wait, no.
1967
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:43,216
No, no Hap.
1968
01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:47,787
You get off the freeway and
you take side streets, okay?
1969
01:33:48,724 --> 01:33:50,557
Hap, Hap.
1970
01:33:50,559 --> 01:33:51,391
Hello?
1971
01:33:53,595 --> 01:33:55,095
Uh, something.
1972
01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:55,962
- Okay.
1973
01:34:08,176 --> 01:34:09,142
- Uh hey babe?
1974
01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:10,744
- Yeah.
1975
01:34:10,746 --> 01:34:12,946
- We might have
a slight problem.
1976
01:34:12,948 --> 01:34:15,148
Hap, the magician that we hired.
1977
01:34:16,418 --> 01:34:19,252
Well he was on the 118 and
there's an oil spill there
1978
01:34:19,254 --> 01:34:23,857
and there's not a chance in
hell he's gonna make it today.
1979
01:34:23,859 --> 01:34:25,992
Okay?
1980
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:30,630
So that's what it is but I think
everything's gonna be fine.
1981
01:34:30,632 --> 01:34:32,766
(laughs)
1982
01:34:34,036 --> 01:34:35,602
- Okay.
1983
01:34:35,604 --> 01:34:36,770
- Because you know what?
1984
01:34:36,772 --> 01:34:39,472
I got this.
- You got this, yes.
1985
01:34:39,474 --> 01:34:43,043
I do think that you got this.
1986
01:34:43,045 --> 01:34:48,114
I do, I do, I seriously want
you to got this but, um,
1987
01:34:49,017 --> 01:34:50,383
you know, now would
be about the time
1988
01:34:50,385 --> 01:34:53,219
that you would go
about getting it.
1989
01:34:53,221 --> 01:34:55,388
- The cake.
- Yeah, yeah.
1990
01:34:55,390 --> 01:34:59,192
Also my Dad is locked
in the bathroom
1991
01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:00,960
because he can't
find his guitar.
1992
01:35:02,230 --> 01:35:04,464
He's freaking out a little bit
1993
01:35:04,466 --> 01:35:08,134
and nobody knows that
there's a cake so
1994
01:35:08,136 --> 01:35:13,206
these would all fall under
the getting this category.
1995
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:15,208
- I got it.
1996
01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,978
- Awesome, I love you, okay.
- Love you.
1997
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:26,753
- Drew?
- Yeah?
1998
01:35:26,755 --> 01:35:28,822
- Is there anything
I can help you with?
1999
01:35:28,824 --> 01:35:29,856
- No, no.
2000
01:35:29,858 --> 01:35:31,124
Yes, actually.
2001
01:35:32,394 --> 01:35:35,762
Can you help Bailey,
or actually help Clyde.
2002
01:35:35,764 --> 01:35:39,065
Go find Clyde and just
take care of him, okay?
2003
01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:40,834
Thank you.
2004
01:35:40,836 --> 01:35:42,435
(mumbles)
2005
01:35:42,437 --> 01:35:43,303
- What?
2006
01:35:53,248 --> 01:35:55,215
- I thought cancer was
supposed to soften you.
2007
01:35:55,217 --> 01:35:56,282
- Three second rule.
2008
01:35:57,586 --> 01:36:00,086
- [Bailey] How many burpees
in a cupcake, Helene?
2009
01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:04,090
- Excuse me.
2010
01:36:06,962 --> 01:36:07,827
Sorry.
2011
01:36:13,368 --> 01:36:14,367
- Close the door,
2012
01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:15,568
close the door,
- Alright,
2013
01:36:15,570 --> 01:36:17,270
where is it?
- Close the door.
2014
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:18,905
- Look better?
2015
01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:21,374
- No, mm-mm, no.
2016
01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:23,643
What the hell is that?
2017
01:36:23,645 --> 01:36:25,111
- I think it's a chupacabra.
2018
01:36:26,715 --> 01:36:28,381
A vampire goat killer.
2019
01:36:28,383 --> 01:36:30,383
- [Lance] I can't, I
can't even look at that.
2020
01:36:30,385 --> 01:36:32,051
- Okay I got a plan.
2021
01:36:32,053 --> 01:36:33,286
- What?
- Go get me some cornstarch.
2022
01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:34,487
- How much?
2023
01:36:34,489 --> 01:36:35,421
- All the cornstarch
you can find.
2024
01:36:35,423 --> 01:36:36,289
- Okay.
2025
01:36:38,894 --> 01:36:39,959
- What do you want me to do?
2026
01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,263
- I want you to go out there
and entertain the kids.
2027
01:36:43,265 --> 01:36:45,231
I want you to
entertain this party.
2028
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:48,434
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
2029
01:36:48,436 --> 01:36:50,937
- You're not messing with me?
- Not messing with you.
2030
01:36:50,939 --> 01:36:51,738
- I get to do this?
2031
01:36:51,740 --> 01:36:53,072
- You get to do this.
2032
01:36:53,074 --> 01:36:54,741
- This is my show.
- You can go out--
2033
01:36:54,743 --> 01:36:56,075
- It's a one man show.
2034
01:36:56,077 --> 01:36:57,677
- It's pivotal, it's the role.
- Can I dance?
2035
01:36:57,679 --> 01:36:59,112
- Yes.
- Can I do the dance party?
2036
01:36:59,114 --> 01:37:00,346
- Yeah, yeah.
- Can I make fart noises?
2037
01:37:00,348 --> 01:37:01,147
- Yeah, okay.
- Just a little
2038
01:37:01,149 --> 01:37:02,182
(makes farting noise)
2039
01:37:02,184 --> 01:37:03,249
- Sure.
2040
01:37:03,251 --> 01:37:05,785
- Seven.
- Seven, Lance, it's seven.
2041
01:37:05,787 --> 01:37:07,253
- I got this.
- You got this.
2042
01:37:07,255 --> 01:37:09,022
- For you man.
- Okay, can we go now?
2043
01:37:09,024 --> 01:37:11,191
- Going right now, doing it.
2044
01:37:11,193 --> 01:37:12,659
You watch, just watch,
2045
01:37:13,428 --> 01:37:16,529
- [Drew] Oh my god.
2046
01:37:16,531 --> 01:37:18,264
- How do you lose
a freaking guitar?
2047
01:37:18,266 --> 01:37:19,632
I mean it's not like a goddamn
2048
01:37:19,634 --> 01:37:20,533
earring, right?
- I don't know,
2049
01:37:20,535 --> 01:37:22,001
but you know what, I got this
2050
01:37:22,003 --> 01:37:23,670
because you keep
checking the same drawer.
2051
01:37:23,672 --> 01:37:25,638
- Well that's just stupid.
2052
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:29,342
- Yeah, why don't you
let me handle this?
2053
01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:31,377
- No, no, no.
2054
01:37:31,379 --> 01:37:32,178
I ...
2055
01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:33,379
(sighs)
2056
01:37:33,381 --> 01:37:35,014
I can't take care of my kids,
2057
01:37:35,016 --> 01:37:37,217
I can't throw a goddamn party,
2058
01:37:37,219 --> 01:37:39,219
I sure as shit
can't cure cancer,
2059
01:37:40,355 --> 01:37:42,288
and my dad's losing
his freakin' mind.
2060
01:37:43,792 --> 01:37:44,624
- Mom?
2061
01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:47,360
- Oh, baby.
2062
01:37:49,231 --> 01:37:53,132
(sighs) God.
2063
01:37:53,134 --> 01:37:55,702
Come here baby, come here.
2064
01:37:58,406 --> 01:38:01,975
You know how sometimes when
you're super frustrated
2065
01:38:01,977 --> 01:38:04,077
and you just wanna scream?
2066
01:38:04,079 --> 01:38:05,311
- Mm-hmm.
2067
01:38:05,313 --> 01:38:07,347
- Well Mommy gets that
2068
01:38:07,349 --> 01:38:08,548
a lot.
- Really?
2069
01:38:11,820 --> 01:38:14,153
- And you wanna know what I do?
2070
01:38:14,155 --> 01:38:15,355
- What?
2071
01:38:15,357 --> 01:38:17,090
- It's super secret.
2072
01:38:17,092 --> 01:38:18,491
Just between us, okay?
2073
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:27,600
(screams)
2074
01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:33,539
(exhales) So much better.
2075
01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:34,574
You wanna do it?
2076
01:38:34,576 --> 01:38:37,443
You're gonna do it? Okay.
2077
01:38:37,445 --> 01:38:39,779
- Me?
- Yeah, rock it, ready?
2078
01:38:40,548 --> 01:38:42,815
(screams)
2079
01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:48,187
- Nice, that was good style.
2080
01:38:49,925 --> 01:38:51,457
You feel better?
- Yeah.
2081
01:38:51,459 --> 01:38:53,092
- (sighs) Me too.
2082
01:38:53,094 --> 01:38:54,928
- Uh, is the magic guy here yet?
2083
01:38:56,464 --> 01:38:57,530
- Oh baby.
2084
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,433
- There you are.
2085
01:39:00,435 --> 01:39:01,968
Hey do you wanna help
me out with something?
2086
01:39:01,970 --> 01:39:03,503
- But what about the bunny guy?
2087
01:39:04,973 --> 01:39:06,372
- I can't even think about that
2088
01:39:06,374 --> 01:39:08,875
because I got a secret mission
for you, if you wanna do it.
2089
01:39:08,877 --> 01:39:09,776
- Okay.
- Yeah?
2090
01:39:09,778 --> 01:39:11,477
No, I'm not gonna let you do it.
2091
01:39:11,479 --> 01:39:12,278
- No.
2092
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:13,146
- Come on let's go.
2093
01:39:13,148 --> 01:39:15,148
Okay. (grunts)
2094
01:39:17,319 --> 01:39:18,484
- Dad's got this!
2095
01:39:22,791 --> 01:39:25,224
- Bailey, your
dad's totally fine.
2096
01:39:25,226 --> 01:39:26,426
He had a little accident
2097
01:39:26,428 --> 01:39:28,294
but I borrowed a
pair of Drew's pants.
2098
01:39:28,296 --> 01:39:29,629
He's asking for you right now.
2099
01:39:29,631 --> 01:39:32,498
Do you want me to stay and help?
2100
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:33,733
- No, I got this.
2101
01:39:33,735 --> 01:39:35,501
Thank you so much.
2102
01:39:45,780 --> 01:39:48,314
(laughing)
2103
01:39:48,316 --> 01:39:49,949
- What's up!
2104
01:39:49,951 --> 01:39:50,883
Are we having fun?
2105
01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:53,152
Isn't this the best birthday
2106
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,821
you've ever been
to in your life?
2107
01:39:55,590 --> 01:39:56,656
Come on!
2108
01:39:56,658 --> 01:39:58,257
Do a little of this.
2109
01:39:58,259 --> 01:40:00,994
And there's a little
disco, little disco.
2110
01:40:00,996 --> 01:40:02,996
Like Sabbalo The
Buffalo, nothing.
2111
01:40:02,998 --> 01:40:04,130
Do the crazy dance!
2112
01:40:04,132 --> 01:40:05,865
See how much fun this is?
2113
01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:06,666
Whoa!
2114
01:40:06,668 --> 01:40:09,335
(kids laughing)
2115
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:14,407
(makes farting noises)
(kids laughing)
2116
01:40:28,456 --> 01:40:31,657
- I'm so embarrassed. (sigh)
2117
01:40:31,659 --> 01:40:34,327
- Can I tell you
something though?
2118
01:40:34,329 --> 01:40:36,696
I pee my pants
every time I sneeze.
2119
01:40:38,366 --> 01:40:40,566
Seriously. (laughs)
2120
01:40:40,568 --> 01:40:43,569
It's like standard
practice around here.
2121
01:40:43,571 --> 01:40:45,538
Drew does it just for fun.
2122
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:46,406
- (laughs) Oh.
2123
01:40:51,179 --> 01:40:52,378
- I love you, Pop.
2124
01:40:54,082 --> 01:40:56,482
- I love you too, little fish.
2125
01:40:58,653 --> 01:41:02,155
- [Alonzo] (chuckles) Yeah.
2126
01:41:02,724 --> 01:41:04,123
- Okay, cool, cool, cool.
2127
01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:08,594
I need you to, that's good,
that's good, that's good.
2128
01:41:08,596 --> 01:41:11,030
Zo, I want you to bring the
goo and also grab the cake.
2129
01:41:11,032 --> 01:41:11,931
- The creepy cake?
2130
01:41:11,933 --> 01:41:13,332
- No, not the creepy cake.
2131
01:41:13,334 --> 01:41:16,235
The perfect,
perfect cake, right?
2132
01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:19,505
The perfectly great cake
that we have, yeah, okay.
2133
01:41:19,507 --> 01:41:21,607
And honey I got a
little surprise for
you my little genius,
2134
01:41:21,609 --> 01:41:22,909
come on let's go.
2135
01:41:22,911 --> 01:41:24,844
Uh oh, uh oh, slimy hand.
2136
01:41:26,414 --> 01:41:27,280
- Oh boy.
2137
01:41:29,117 --> 01:41:30,950
(kids laughing)
2138
01:41:30,952 --> 01:41:32,518
- Yes and that is the
comedy portion of our party.
2139
01:41:34,589 --> 01:41:35,555
(applause and cheering)
2140
01:41:35,557 --> 01:41:36,889
- Thank you guys,
2141
01:41:36,891 --> 01:41:39,592
you've been the best audience
I've ever had in my life!
2142
01:41:39,594 --> 01:41:42,628
- Now we're gonna get messy!
2143
01:41:42,630 --> 01:41:43,930
- [Kids] Yeah!
2144
01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,300
- This is gooey.
2145
01:41:47,302 --> 01:41:49,135
(kids chattering)
2146
01:41:49,137 --> 01:41:50,470
You know what?
2147
01:41:50,472 --> 01:41:53,039
I think we should get
Lance's butt in the goo!
2148
01:41:53,041 --> 01:41:55,041
(kids cheering)
2149
01:41:55,043 --> 01:41:57,076
Get his butt in the goo!
2150
01:41:57,078 --> 01:42:01,047
Come on, let him put
his butt in the goo.
2151
01:42:01,049 --> 01:42:02,215
- [Everyone] Butt in the goo!
2152
01:42:02,217 --> 01:42:03,382
Butt in the goo!
2153
01:42:03,384 --> 01:42:04,650
Butt in the goo!
2154
01:42:04,652 --> 01:42:06,119
Butt in the goo!
2155
01:42:06,121 --> 01:42:06,986
Yeah!
2156
01:42:11,559 --> 01:42:13,326
- [Drew] Alright!
2157
01:42:13,328 --> 01:42:15,128
Oh, the precious goo!
2158
01:42:16,731 --> 01:42:17,964
- Get the cake!
2159
01:42:17,966 --> 01:42:20,700
- Get the cake?
- I'm really hungry!
2160
01:42:22,604 --> 01:42:24,604
(people shushing)
2161
01:42:24,606 --> 01:42:27,974
¶ Happy birthday to you ¶
2162
01:42:27,976 --> 01:42:29,575
¶ Cha cha cha ¶
2163
01:42:29,577 --> 01:42:33,913
¶ Happy birthday to you ¶
2164
01:42:33,915 --> 01:42:35,581
¶ Cha cha cha ¶
2165
01:42:35,583 --> 01:42:40,653
¶ Happy birthday dear Scout ¶
2166
01:42:41,523 --> 01:42:43,156
¶ Cha cha cha ¶
2167
01:42:43,158 --> 01:42:48,227
¶ Happy birthday to you ¶
2168
01:42:49,597 --> 01:42:51,998
¶ And many more ¶
2169
01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:52,798
(cheering)
2170
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,267
- Daddy, it's creepy.
2171
01:42:54,269 --> 01:42:55,034
- It's what?
2172
01:42:55,036 --> 01:42:56,269
- It's creepy.
2173
01:42:56,271 --> 01:42:57,637
I like it.
2174
01:42:57,639 --> 01:42:59,138
- You do?
2175
01:42:59,140 --> 01:43:00,840
Want a bite?
2176
01:43:00,842 --> 01:43:04,343
(laughing and cheering)
2177
01:43:09,150 --> 01:43:10,783
- It's a cake fight!
2178
01:43:11,953 --> 01:43:12,718
- Who wants a bite?
2179
01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:13,586
Dig in, dig in!
2180
01:43:15,290 --> 01:43:16,055
(yelling)
2181
01:43:16,057 --> 01:43:17,690
Cake fight!
2182
01:43:17,692 --> 01:43:20,526
Hold on, save a little bit!
2183
01:43:20,528 --> 01:43:23,329
I wanna dedicate a
piece to my wife.
2184
01:43:23,331 --> 01:43:24,630
- Yes.
- So sweet.
2185
01:43:25,567 --> 01:43:27,567
- So sweet.
- Aww.
2186
01:43:27,569 --> 01:43:31,170
(overlapping talking)
2187
01:43:31,172 --> 01:43:32,672
- With your permission.
2188
01:43:32,674 --> 01:43:33,673
- [Clyde] Yeah.
2189
01:43:33,675 --> 01:43:34,640
- Yeah?
2190
01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:35,741
Yeah.
2191
01:43:37,679 --> 01:43:38,844
- [Clyde] Woo!
2192
01:43:38,846 --> 01:43:43,616
(screaming)
(laughing)
2193
01:43:46,754 --> 01:43:48,654
- Ew, you guys are the worst!
2194
01:43:48,656 --> 01:43:50,756
Nobody helped me!
2195
01:43:50,758 --> 01:43:52,124
Nobody helped me!
2196
01:43:53,194 --> 01:43:54,727
- Hey, I love you.
2197
01:43:54,729 --> 01:43:55,995
(laughs)
2198
01:43:55,997 --> 01:43:58,064
Look what we did, huh?
2199
01:43:58,066 --> 01:43:59,932
It's okay?
- You did good.
2200
01:43:59,934 --> 01:44:00,833
- I did good?
2201
01:44:00,835 --> 01:44:01,767
- You did good.
2202
01:44:01,769 --> 01:44:02,568
- I did good.
- You did good!
2203
01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:04,670
(upbeat music)
2204
01:44:04,672 --> 01:44:06,439
It's not bad!
2205
01:44:06,441 --> 01:44:07,773
- Happy birthday Scoutie.
2206
01:44:11,346 --> 01:44:12,578
Best party ever?
2207
01:44:12,580 --> 01:44:16,682
¶ I feel free, free, free ¶
2208
01:44:16,684 --> 01:44:17,717
- Okay!
2209
01:44:17,719 --> 01:44:22,788
¶ I feel free, free, free ¶
2210
01:44:25,693 --> 01:44:30,563
¶ Sunrise to a brand new day ¶
2211
01:44:30,565 --> 01:44:33,899
¶ Bright eyes light up the way ¶
2212
01:44:33,901 --> 01:44:38,871
¶ Yeah as far as I can see ¶
2213
01:44:38,873 --> 01:44:43,943
¶ Yeah I'm free, free, free ¶
2214
01:44:44,812 --> 01:44:46,379
¶ To live is to love ¶
2215
01:44:46,381 --> 01:44:48,714
¶ And to love is to live ¶
2216
01:44:48,716 --> 01:44:50,750
¶ And this life is a gift ¶
2217
01:44:50,752 --> 01:44:53,819
¶ And I've got more
than I could give ¶
2218
01:44:53,821 --> 01:44:56,222
¶ To live is to love ¶
2219
01:44:56,224 --> 01:44:58,457
¶ And to love is to live ¶
2220
01:44:58,459 --> 01:45:02,962
¶ I got more than
I could ever want ¶
2221
01:45:02,964 --> 01:45:06,299
¶ And this is it ¶
2222
01:45:06,301 --> 01:45:08,634
(chattering)
2223
01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:14,240
- [Drew] Guys, guys.
2224
01:45:14,242 --> 01:45:18,311
¶ It won't take much
to make me smile ¶
2225
01:45:18,313 --> 01:45:22,315
¶ Simple things make
this life worthwhile ¶
2226
01:45:22,317 --> 01:45:26,852
¶ And it ain't hard to see ¶
2227
01:45:26,854 --> 01:45:31,924
¶ When you're free, free ¶
2228
01:45:32,827 --> 01:45:34,460
¶ To live is to love ¶
2229
01:45:34,462 --> 01:45:36,629
¶ And to love is to live ¶
2230
01:45:36,631 --> 01:45:38,798
¶ And this life is a gift ¶
2231
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:41,767
¶ And I got more
than I could give ¶
2232
01:45:41,769 --> 01:45:44,437
¶ To live is to love ¶
2233
01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:46,605
¶ To love is to live ¶
2234
01:45:46,607 --> 01:45:51,277
¶ I got more than
I could ever want ¶
2235
01:45:51,279 --> 01:45:53,446
¶ And this is it ¶
¶ To live is to love ¶
2236
01:45:53,448 --> 01:45:55,548
¶ Oh, oh, oh ¶
¶ To love is to live ¶
2237
01:45:55,550 --> 01:45:58,050
¶ And this is it ¶
¶ To live is to love ¶
2238
01:45:58,052 --> 01:46:00,119
¶ Yeah ¶
2239
01:46:00,121 --> 01:46:02,688
¶ And this is it ¶
¶ To live is to love ¶
2240
01:46:02,690 --> 01:46:04,857
¶ Oh, oh, oh ¶
¶ To love is to live ¶
2241
01:46:04,859 --> 01:46:07,827
¶ And this is it ¶
¶ To live is to love ¶
2242
01:46:07,829 --> 01:46:10,029
¶ Yeah ¶
2243
01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:11,697
¶ And this is it ¶
2244
01:46:11,699 --> 01:46:16,068
¶ Blue skies
stretching over head ¶
2245
01:46:16,070 --> 01:46:19,839
¶ The sweetest song
got me out of bed ¶
2246
01:46:19,841 --> 01:46:24,844
¶ And that sun will rise ¶
2247
01:46:24,846 --> 01:46:29,915
¶ Shining bright,
bright, bright ¶
2248
01:46:30,551 --> 01:46:31,984
¶ To live is to love ¶
2249
01:46:31,986 --> 01:46:34,387
¶ To love is to live ¶
2250
01:46:34,389 --> 01:46:36,222
¶ This life is a gift ¶
2251
01:46:36,224 --> 01:46:39,425
¶ And I got more
than I could give ¶
2252
01:46:39,427 --> 01:46:41,761
¶ To live is to love ¶
2253
01:46:41,763 --> 01:46:43,863
¶ To love is to live ¶
2254
01:46:43,865 --> 01:46:48,734
¶ I got more than
I could ever want ¶
2255
01:46:48,736 --> 01:46:53,105
¶ And this is it ¶ ¶
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