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[FOOTSTEPS]
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MARSHALL:
To whom it may concern.
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If you're reading
this document,
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it means I'm either dead,
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or have disappeared under
mysterious circumstances.
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My name is Marshall Teller.
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Not long ago, I was
living in New Jersey
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just across the river
from New York city.
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It was crowded, polluted,
and full of crime.
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I loved it.
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But my parents wanted a better
life for my sister and me.
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So we moved to
a place so wholesome,
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so squeaky clean, you could
only find it on TV.
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Unfortunately, nothing could be
further from the truth.
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Sure, my new hometown
looks normal enough.
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But look again.
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What's wrong with this picture?
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The American dream
come true, right?
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Wrong.
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Nobody believes me.
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But this is the center of
weirdness for entire planet.
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Thank you, lil paper boy.
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Eerie, Indiana.
My home, sweet home.
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[CAWING]
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Still don't believe me?
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You will.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARSHALL:
Ever since moving here,
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I've been convinced that
something was very wrong
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I tried telling myself
there was a logical
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But logic
doesn't apply here.
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That's my family.
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They're all too busy
to see what's going on.
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Mom just started her own
party planning service
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down at the Eerie mall.
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My sister Syndi is practicing
for her driver's test.
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Personally, I don't think
anybody who spells
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Cindy SYNDI should be
allowed to operate
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Dad works for
Things, Incorporated,
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Dad's job is one of the
reasons we moved here.
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Because,
statistically speaking,
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Eerie is the most normal
place in the entire country.
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Statistics lie.
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Hey, Mom,
what's to eat?
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There's plenty
of leftovers.
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Leftover from what?
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Think we ought to
send this to the lab for
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[LAUGHS DERISIVELY]
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Okay, so it's not
an ad for
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But your father and I
work all week.
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So until I get to the grocery
store this afternoon, it's
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Don't eat those.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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Where's Donna Reed
when you need her?
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Welcome, neighbors.
Hi.
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I'm Betty Wilson,
from up the street.
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Just thought I'd stop by
and welcome you folks
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to our little corner
of the universe.
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Won't you...
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come in?
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I'm Syndi, and this
is my brother, Marshall.
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These are my boys,
Bertram and Ernest.
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Hey, how's it going?
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They're such
good boys...
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Is the lady of
the house at home?
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Mrs. Teller,
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if you're like me,
a homemaker on the go,
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you know how overwhelming
the task of everyday
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Well, I wouldn't
say overwhelming...
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BETTY: Well, those days
are over.
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Thanks to the spaceage
wonder, ForeverWare.
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Every homemaker's answer
t every homemaking problem.
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From our own secret formula
stimulated plastic,
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ForeverWare manufactures
a full line of vacuum seal
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any contingency
in the home of today.
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[RATTLING ON PLASTIC]
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I'm sorry.
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you come to
a little ForeverWare Party
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tomorrow afternoon? Come as you
are. It's just a few gals from
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getting together
to trade gossip
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and tips about how to organize
your life with this wonderful
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EDGAR: Honey, is this leftover
stuffing or something else?
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Sorry.
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So it's all set then?
4:30 sharp.
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Ah, umm...
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Well, I was looking to meet
some other ladies on the block.
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Oh, heck. Why not?
Wonderful.
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I'll just leave you with
this complimentary catalog,
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written by my
late husband, Walt,
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the inventor
of ForeverWare.
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It's full of recipes,
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household hints,
words of wisdom,
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and information
on financing plans.
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Financing?
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Oh, and one last thing.
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I always like to leave
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a special sample behind
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as a little thank you.
[CHUCKLES]
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Here's one of our
supersandwichsavers.
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It's yours to keep.
No obligation, of course.
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And if you're hungry,
the Baloney sandwich inside
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is as fresh as the day
it was made...
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in 1974.
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Of course, you've always
got to be sure the lids
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Otherwise, the aging
process is...
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accelerated.
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Oh, of course.
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Otherwise, ForeverWare
is guaranteed
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when used
as directed,
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to keep anything
fresh... forever.
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Well, great then.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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Four-thirty, sharp.
You're going to love my friends.
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Oh, should I bring anything?
Oh, no.
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MARSHALL:
I thought that was
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But then, suddenly,
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unexpectedly, one of them
slipped me a note.
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There was a weird look
in his eye. Something
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"Yearbook 1964"
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What did it mean?
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Was this some kind
of cry for help?
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That's Simon.
My next door neighbor.
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He's just a kid.
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But I let him hang out,
because his parents don't
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He's the only friend
I've made since
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He's also the only one
who believes me
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The librarian thought I was
weird, checking out all
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Better weird than dead.
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What are you
looking for anyway?
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Here, check out
this note.
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"Yearbook 1964"?
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There's gotta be something
in these yearbooks.
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I'm looking for something
wrong, or out of place.
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Someone like these guys!
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SIMON: Hey, it's Bert and Ernie!
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These guys must be really dumb.
They've been in
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I don't recognize any of
the other kids, though.
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How could you?
This yearbook is from 1964.
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But that's impossible.
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Unless...
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Unless the twins are...
BOTH: thirty something!
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We gotta get a close look
at this ForeverWare stuff.
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[RELEASING VACUUM]
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[SNIFFS]
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Smells like
a Baloney sandwich.
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Looks like
a baloney sandwich.
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BOTH: Nah...
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MARILYN:
I'm sure Forever is just
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EDGAR:
Not according to
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Ah, this from a man who's still
paying off his student loan.
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Simon, your mom's
yelling for you.
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Hey, you boys aren't playing
with my ForeverWare sample,
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Oh, no, Mom.
It's not a toy. It's a tool.
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EDGAR: What does that mean?
MARILYN: I don't know...
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MARSHALL:
The way Mom was talking
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I knew it was time
to spring into action.
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That night,
Simon and I agreed
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to sneak out and spy on
the ForeverWare Lady
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I had to find out
what was going on before
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Ready, Simon?
I was born for this.
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MARSHALL: Unfortunately, this'd
require some stupid risks
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[BETTY HUMMING]
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MARSHALL:
I knew something
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[CONTINUES HUMMING]
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[WHISPERING]
It ain't natural.
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[WHISPERING]
Check out the twins.
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BETTY: Boys. Mr. Sandman says
it's beddy-bye time.
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MARSHALL:
I'd seen some strange
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But nothing prepared me
for what I saw next.
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Goodnight, dumpling.
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Sleep tight!
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[RELEASING VACUUM]
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[GASPS AND SCREAMS]
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No wonder they don't age!
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Their mom vacuum seals
them every night in giant-sized
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Marshall, look!
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[THUNDERCLAPS]
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Run away!
Run away...
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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MARSHALL:
I was scared to death.
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But if I didn't
do something quick,
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my whole family was
going to end up
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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MARSHALL:
Normally, I wouldn't be
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But back in Jersey,
breakfast was always a serve
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Mom had me worried.
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So, how are
the pancakes?
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Great.
Yeah?
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I got the recipe
out of my
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MARSHALL:
It was almost time
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Mom was on
a housekeeping binge.
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If she went to
that party in
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who knows what
could happen.
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I decided I had
to tell somebody,
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no matter how crazy
it sounded.
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I'll tell Dad.
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Dad was
a reasonable guy.
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He believed that Mom
was being lured into
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a mind sucking cult
of housewife zombies
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who preserve themselves
in giant rubbered kitchenware.
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He'd believe me.
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He'd know
what to do.
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Dad...
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Yes.
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Never mind.
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MARSHALL:
There was nothing
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So Simon and I decided
to crash the Foreverjunk party.
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Somebody had
to save Mom.
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[KNOCKING]
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ALL: Hi...
[ALL GIGGLING]
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Everybody, meet
Marilyn Teller,
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soon to be the newest member
of our ForeverWare family.
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[WOMEN CHEERING]
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Not if I got
anything to say about it.
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[EXCITED INDISTINCT BANTER]
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Well, why doesn't everyone
introduce themselves?
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Oh...
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Beatrice Pillsbury,
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and I have been
a ForeverWare user since 1962.
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[GIGGLES]
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I'm Eumagene Crocker,
and I've been fresh
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[APPLAUDES AND GIGGLES]
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Winifred Swanson, and...
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I just don't know what I would
have done without ForeverWare
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1968. [GIGGLES AND APPLAUDS]
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My name is Phyllis Stouffer.
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I sealed these Brussels sprouts
when Jimmy Carter was President.
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And they're still fresh.
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[RELEASING VACUUM]
ALL: Oh...
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Okay everyone, it's time for
the "ForeverWare" song.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Ladies...
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[GIGGLES]
MARILYN: Sorry.
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[BLOWS TUNER]
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One, two, three...
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* ForeverWare
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* For wives and mothers
Everywhere
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* Our goal has always been
To seal the freshness in
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* Forever,
Foreverware
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* For any dish that you
Prepare
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* For each and every meal,
We have the perfect seal
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* Some muffins that
You make today
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* In early may
Your coffee cake
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* Will last at least
Until next spring
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* It works on
Almost everything!
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* ForeverWare
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ForeverWare.
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BETTY: Oh, 30 years I've been
singing that song
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and it still
gives me goosebumps!
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[WHISPERING]
Marshall, Marshall,
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[RELEASING VACUUM]
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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Hello.
Marshall.
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Mom...
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Oh, everybody. If you'll just
take a moment and look at
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demonstrating. It's our
model L99,
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the pickle lifter.
Oh, wow.
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00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,934
Show us how it works, won't you?
Oh, um, well, let's see...
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You just take this off, and...
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[SCREAMS AND APPLAUDS]
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Hi, guys. Um... You're probably
wondering what I'm doing here.
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I checked out
the '64 Yearbook.
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00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,187
That's you guys,
isn't it?
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BOTH: We need your help.
You do?
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[WINIFRED SOBBING]
So I, I told Bob.
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if, if, if a silly new car
means more to you
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than vacuum fresh food,
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00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:42,375
well, then you're just
not the man I married.
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00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,612
Come on, everybody. I think
Winnie needs a little cheer up.
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I know, how about a little
"ForeverWare Wave"?
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[SOBBING CONTINUES]
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[CHEERING] Yay...
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Excuse me, my casserole.
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00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:10,403
Our mother has been sealing us
up every night since
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She wants to preserve us
so we never grow up
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00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,410
Boys...
BOTH: Mother!
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00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,651
[DOOR RELEASES VACUUM]
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00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,787
Boys, why are you
up here?
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00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,158
You know how much I need
my boys at my side...
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00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,492
Ernie has gas.
[ERNIE BURPS]
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00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,729
Yes, well...
I suppose you did
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00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:40,167
Try to get better to help me
downstairs with
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BOTH: Yes, Mom.
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00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,471
Oh, such good boys...
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00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,108
Now I'm going downstairs.
I want you to follow me
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00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,644
[DOOR CLOSES]
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00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,680
Oh, man! I thought she was
never gonna leave.
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00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,049
Now you see why
you've got to help us.
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00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,484
What if something
goes wrong?
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00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,918
BOTH: What if you're next?
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00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,721
You don't know what it's like
being in seventh grade
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BOTH: It's a living hell.
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Come on.
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[WOMEN TALKING]
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[ALL LAUGH]
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BETTY:
Oh, and there's just
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Here's your
ForeverWare contract.
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00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,107
Remember, ForeverWare
will last you a lifetime.
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00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,075
Maybe even longer.
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00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:25,312
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
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00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,115
Yes. I can see that now.
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00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,117
Let me have...
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00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,485
Dealer Special.
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00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,521
[WOMEN GASP AND SCREAM]
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00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,291
The family sized started pack!
Excellent. Excellent choice.
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00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,394
Welcome to the
ForeverWare family!
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00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,396
Will that be
cash or cheque?
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00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,198
Such a wise choice...
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00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,467
[BETTY HUMMING]
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00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,304
Tell me what
you need me to do.
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MARSHALL:
As I watched Mom sign
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00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,510
I knew I had no choice, but to
go along with the twins' plan.
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So later that night,
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00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,650
Good night, little darling.
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00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,163
SIMON: But I want to
go in with you.
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00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,168
Sorry, Simon.
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00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,804
No offense, but you're
just a kid, and this
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00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,374
Besides, I need you for
an important job.
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00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,446
All right, here's the key
to the evidence locker.
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00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,451
You know what to do
if I don't come back.
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00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,587
I go straight
to the President.
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00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,823
And if I can't get through
to him, I tell your Mom and Dad.
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00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,259
Check.
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00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,668
[CASSETTE PLAYING]
ForeverWare tip number 714.
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00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:59,306
Vacuum seal yourself for
eight uninterrupted
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00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,408
and stay young forever.
[BETTY YAWNS]
328
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,844
Remember, eight hours a day
keeps the wrinkles away.
329
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:08,315
Remember, eight hours a day
keeps the wrinkles away.
330
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,451
Remember, eight hours a day
keeps the wrinkles away.
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00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,190
MARSHALL: Somebody
had to help the twins graduate
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00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,658
And that somebody was me.
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00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,527
[RELEASING VACUUM]
334
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,734
Hurry, Marshall.
Get Ernie.
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00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,340
[RELEASING VACUUM]
336
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,476
Remember, eight hours a day
keeps the wrinkles away.
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00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,877
Remember, eight hours...
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00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,595
Thanks, Marshall.
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00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,866
Now what?
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00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,802
BOTH: We'll take care
of mother.
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00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,342
MARSHALL:
My mission accomplished.
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00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,611
I didn't hang around
to see what happened next.
343
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,753
[RELEASING VACUUM]
Boys, what have you done?
344
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:26,326
BETTY: My vacuum seal...
[screams]
345
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,800
MARILYN: Morning, Mars.
How you doing?
346
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,235
I don't
know yet.
347
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:39,639
How are you?
Well, I made your
348
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,444
Thanks, Mom.
Milk's bad.
349
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,986
Well, look at this.
Oh...
350
00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,760
Well, so much for the "Forever"
in ForeverWare.
351
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,730
SYNDI: Oh, gross. Yeech.
352
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,699
Oh, well, I'm glad
we found out now.
353
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,701
You know, I don't know
what got into me.
354
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:12,539
I guess that Betty is just
some kind of a super saleswoman.
355
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:16,843
Yeah, I'm going over to Betty's
right after breakfast
356
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,480
Way to go, Mom!
357
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:24,050
Stay the way you are.
The messy Mom that I love.
358
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,819
Oh, thanks.
I think.
359
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,489
You're okay too, Dad.
360
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,691
Thanks, Marshall.
361
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,562
Now that everyone's okay,
362
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:39,366
can somebody tell me
what is going on with the mail.
363
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,669
Oh, something's pecked out
Ed McMahon's eyes.
364
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,671
Cool.
[CROWS CAWING]
365
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,377
MARSHALL: I couldn't help
wonder what happened
366
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,778
without their ForeverWare.
367
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,547
Did Bert and Ernie turn into
rotten globs of goo?
368
00:21:55,648 --> 00:22:00,052
[HAMMERING NAILS]
369
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,930
BOTH: Can we help you?
MARILYN: Hi.
370
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,901
Uh, sorry to bother you, but...
371
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,536
we were looking
for a Mrs. Wilson?
372
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,606
Oh, I'm sorry. But there was
an emergency in the family.
373
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,442
And, and she had to leave
suddenly. Can we help you?
374
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,144
Huh. Ah, maybe.
375
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,815
Ah, you see, I placed
this order for some
376
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,117
well, I've had
a change of heart.
377
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,720
I really wanted
to cancel that order but...
378
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,422
Hm, if she's not here...
379
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,958
Well, she left some paperwork.
Is this what you're looking for?
380
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,794
[LAUGHS] Yes, this is just
what I was looking for.
381
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,464
Huh! Um...
382
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:48,067
Excuse me, but, are you related
to the twin boys who live here?
383
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,537
Yes.
Twins run in the family.
384
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,638
[LAUGHS] Nice!
385
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,773
BETTY: Boys, who is it?
386
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,675
Who's there?
387
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,744
Nothing, Mother.
388
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,447
Just go back inside, Mom.
We'll be up in a minute.
389
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,815
Such good boys...
390
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,984
Um, say, will you
be seeing Mrs. Wilson?
391
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,687
I think so.
392
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,989
Please tell her I'm sorry
about canceling my order.
393
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,024
We will.
Thank you.
394
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,860
BOTH: No, thank you
395
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:15,895
[CONFUSED] Uh-huh.
396
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,464
Come on, Marshall.
We're leaving.
397
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,732
[CROWS CAWING]
398
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,075
Thirty years in
the seventh grade.
399
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,644
Now that's scary.
400
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,482
Hope Bert and Ernie
got what they wanted.
401
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,620
I'm never eating leftovers
again as long as I live.
402
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,057
MARSHALL: Simon and I
added one petrified
403
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,460
to our Eerie Museum of Horror.
404
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,095
That's where I've hidden
all the evidence
405
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:52,532
you'll need to find out
what I already know.
406
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,901
A kid's gotta grow up
fast in Eerie,
407
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,803
or he might not
grow up at all.
408
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,547
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