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(CHIP SNORING)
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(ALARM CLOCK BLARING)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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(SNORING)
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♪
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(SIGHS)
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Hot!
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Shit.
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Oh, gosh.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Sweet.
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(SIGHS)
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(LINE RINGING)
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TAMMY: Hello?
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Hey. Hey, Tammy. It's, uh, Chip Baskets.
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Uh, the clown?
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Oh, Chip.
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Did everything go okay with the condo?
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Uh, yeah. Actually, uh,
I'm-I'm here right now.
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You don't sound too excited about it.
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No, it's good, it's good.
It's just, you know, um...
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It's just an adjustment, I guess.
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You know, it's, uh...
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Trying to make it my own.
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Well, it is your own.
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Look, I'm hosting a
retreat-style workshop
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at my place tomorrow.
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It's technically for my
more advanced students,
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but I think you'd get a lot out of it.
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Why don't you come?
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Um...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I'll come.
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Great. See you tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Okay, thank-thanks, Tammy.
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- Okay.
- Okay, bye. Thank you.
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And this is my new kitchen!
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Ah! (GASPS) I love this.
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- So industrial.
- Oh, yes.
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- Subzero.
- Oh!
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I love it. Oh!
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And the backsplash is beautiful.
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Oh, all of your accoutrements.
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- Oh!
- They're so fantastic.
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Well, maybe it'll give you some
inspiration for your kitchen.
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- You know, some good ideas.
- Oh. (SIGHS)
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I hope so. You know,
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I just don't feel at
home in that new house.
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I feel like I'm living
in a stranger's house.
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Oh, Christine, give it some time.
That's going to pass.
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- Is it?
- Yes.
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Look at you. You've got
all this beauty in here.
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It's... (LAUGHS)
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- "Bless this mess"?
- MAGGIE (LAUGHS): Oh, yes.
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- What is that?
- Oh, well, I looked all over for it,
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and I finally found it at Sears.
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You know, you have to
have just the right one.
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- What's yours?
- Huh?
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- Your kitchen slogan.
- Oh.
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- What is a-a kitchen slogan?
- Oh, yeah.
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Makes everyone feel at home
when you're in the kitchen.
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You know, and it's-it's really
what my cooking's all about.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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I guess, uh...
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I guess I don't have one.
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Well, that's your problem.
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If you don't have a kitchen slogan,
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how are you ever gonna know
what your kitchen's about?
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Oh, I guess you're right.
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Hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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Right, well, I already told you
we don't cover arson,
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so it's not my problem.
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I'm hanging up now.
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Look at you being assertive.
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Those Tammy classes
are really paying off.
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Yeah. I'm being
a real bitch. It's great.
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So, you think I can borrow
your car for tomorrow?
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- Oh, tomorrow?
- Yeah, tomorrow.
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I've got an important thing
to do with important people.
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Um...
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I don't...
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What are you gonna do tomorrow?
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- You never do anything.
- Well...
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Chip, I'm not, um...
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Well, that sounds like a yes.
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- Well...
- Thanks, Martha.
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Those are also my apartment keys.
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Goddamn it.
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What are you looking at, Scott?
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♪
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Chip! I'm so glad you made it.
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This is gonna be so good for you.
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Wait till you see.
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- Come on in.
- Nice place.
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There's some people I want you to meet.
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This is Evan.
He's Merle Haggard's nephew,
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which I think is really cool.
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- Evan Haggard.
- Nice to meet you.
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TAMMY: And this is Breezy.
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She's into crystals.
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And, Bart, I want you to meet Chip.
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Bart once played the
drums with Peter Gabriel.
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Peter Cetera, but that's okay.
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- (CHUCKLES) I'm so sorry.
- Nice to meet you, Mr. Cetera.
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- What an honor.
- And this is Shelby,
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but you might know her better
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as the Garlic Queen of Bakersfield.
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- Hello. How are you?
- And where is she? Oh, there she is.
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You know Martha.
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Chip. You're here?
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TAMMY: Everybody get settled,
make yourselves at home.
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We're gonna start in a minute.
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Oh, my God, there's so many things.
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It's overwhelming.
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"Don't be afraid of taking whisks."
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(LAUGHS)
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Right? Is it just me
that thinks that's funny?
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Well, it's a big decision,
choosing the-the right sign.
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Well, what do most people get?
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Oh, well, "wine o'clock"
is very popular.
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MRS. BASKETS: "Wine o'clock"?
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Does that sound like me?
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Do you drink a lot?
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No.
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You're the expert, though, Jordan.
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(SIGHS) Geez.
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Look at this. "Jesus and coffee, amen."
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Eh.
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What if I bought them all?
Would I get a deal?
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Yeah, we could...
we could cut something.
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'Cause then I could just try them out
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and then the-the response I'd get.
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Of course, I don't get that kind
of traffic at the house, so...
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You know what? I'm gonna take this one.
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I love it. I'll go get it for you.
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Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
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- (METAL CLANGING)
- TAMMY: Gather in, everyone.
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Gather in.
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I just don't understand why
you didn't say something
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when I came to borrow your car.
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Because I didn't want you asking
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- if you could come with me.
- (CHIP SIGHS)
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Well, that's why I didn't tell
you what I was doing.
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Look, Chip, maybe you could just leave.
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I mean, I'm glad that Tammy helped you
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with the condo and everything,
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but this is kind of my thing.
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Also, that Uber here
cost me almost $300.
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Why don't you take the bus?
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You take the bus next time.
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(METAL CLANGING)
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TAMMY: Chip,
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since this is your first time,
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why don't you tell us
something about yourself.
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CHIP: Um...
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(CLICKING TONGUE)
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Uh... I don't like cats.
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TAMMY: Okay. Let's move on.
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Martha, what about you?
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Well, Chip stole mine. Um...
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Okay, um, I'm more of a dog person.
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Okay. Let's move on. We're gonna have
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five minutes...
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of quiet.
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(WHISPERS): This is
gonna be a long weekend.
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- Okay, keep your eyes closed, Ken.
- My eyes are closed.
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- Here comes the surprise.
- This is so exciting, Christine.
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- Keep them closed.
- All right.
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Okay, open your eyes.
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(SIGHS)
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- MRS. BASKETS: Do you love it?
- I don't get it.
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What... what are head tomatoes?
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No, no. It's a thinker. It's like me.
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- I'm sorry, I just, I-I don't get it.
- Okay.
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Look, "I love..."
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"you from my head
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to-may-toes."
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"I love you from my head to my toes."
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Oh.
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Oh, I get it. Yeah.
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- It's very funny.
- Oh, it is not. You hate it.
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No, I mean, not every
kitchen has a slogan.
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Maybe we're just not
kitchen slogan people.
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What are we, blank walls people?
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Baby, it's no big deal.
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Well, this place doesn't
even feel like me.
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The cupboards don't. The floors don't.
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This big island here.
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The stove.
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The knobs are European.
They turn to the left.
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They don't even turn to
the right to turn it on.
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- Honey...
- It's...
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Honey, listen to me now.
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- This is our home.
- Yeah.
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We're gonna clean up this mess,
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and we're gonna make it just beautiful.
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We'll paint it just in
the colors that you like.
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We'll get some of your old stuff
to make it feel like your own.
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And we'll-we'll dig out
your old fridge magnets.
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(WHISPERS): Fridge magnets.
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Did you pack those?
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No. Was I supposed to?
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What box are those in?
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I had a little taco magnet.
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I had a little doughnut
magnet with a bite out of it.
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And then Chip made me a half moon
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that was full of macaroni,
and it was really good.
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I've had it on my fridge for 40 years.
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And then I got a collectible one
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from the bank about the bicentennial.
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- That only happens every...
- I'm sorry, Christine,
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I just don't see them anywhere.
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- We've unpacked the kitchen boxes.
- (SIGHS)
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What do you want to do?
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I want to find 'em.
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♪
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(KNOCKING)
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Can I help you?
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Remember me? Christine Baskets?
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Sure.
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I used to own this house.
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I really just don't understand
the point of this exercise.
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Well, we're just gathering food
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so that we can all participate
in nourishing each other.
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It just seems like we're all
working for free, that's all.
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Wait a minute, Tammy's not
charging you to be here?
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No. She charging you?
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(EXHALES) You know what, Chip?
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I've been doing this program
for, like, four months,
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and I have a lot of seniority over you,
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so I'm just gonna tell
you right now to shut up
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and pick your stupid tomatoes.
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- Good God!
- Everything okay here?
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- (CHIP SIGHS)
- Sorry, Tammy,
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it's just these newbies bug
the shit out of me sometimes.
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Tammy, I'm just not
real sure how this is...
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how this is helping me.
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Here. Why don't you and I just
go for a little walk together,
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just the two of us, okay?
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- Let's go.
- (MARTHA SIGHS)
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Wai... Um, Tammy, wai...
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I'm sorry, but
I've been working really hard,
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and I've been looking forward
to this retreat for weeks,
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and then Chip just shows up last minute?
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Martha...
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dear, why don't you just
focus on Martha right now.
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Focus.
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(MARTHA SIGHS)
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TAMMY: Come on, Chip.
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MARTHA: Damn it.
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00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,131
Ow. God...
256
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,280
Sorry.
257
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:16,248
You think this is all
pretty silly, don't you?
258
00:11:17,131 --> 00:11:18,895
- No.
- (LAUGHS)
259
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,795
It's okay, you don't have to pretend.
260
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,894
I guess it... it wasn't
what I was expecting.
261
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:28,133
And what were you expecting, exactly?
262
00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:30,580
To be able to change everything
that's wrong in your life
263
00:11:30,605 --> 00:11:32,353
in one day?
264
00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,485
This is a daily practice, Chip.
265
00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:35,994
That's the whole point.
266
00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:38,517
There's no magic answer.
267
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:41,978
I know this seems
a little hippy-dippy to you,
268
00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:44,346
but that's what most people respond to.
269
00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:46,986
You're different.
270
00:11:47,865 --> 00:11:48,865
I am?
271
00:11:49,286 --> 00:11:53,057
Yes. You have a deeply
critical sensibility about you.
272
00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:54,697
And that's a good thing.
273
00:11:57,658 --> 00:11:59,885
MRS. BASKETS: You know, they were
right here, the magnets.
274
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:03,088
(GASPS) New backsplash, huh?
275
00:12:03,447 --> 00:12:04,564
Wow.
276
00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:06,853
Not my taste, but... okay.
277
00:12:06,878 --> 00:12:10,041
(GASPS) My microwave! I miss it.
278
00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:12,335
- Do you use it? Do you love it?
- We don't...
279
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,760
really use it.
280
00:12:13,785 --> 00:12:16,994
Yeah, this is such a great... kitchen.
281
00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,369
I really miss it.
282
00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:20,939
- My kitchen's a mess.
- You... you know,
283
00:12:20,964 --> 00:12:23,939
I'm pretty sure the fridge was
just blank when we moved in.
284
00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:25,838
Yeah, we would have noticed the magnets.
285
00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:27,814
What about the kids?
286
00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:29,767
Maybe they got their hands
on them, you know,
287
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,900
and squirreled them away in
some of their hiding places.
288
00:12:32,925 --> 00:12:35,995
No, they're actually, you know,
more into video games.
289
00:12:36,227 --> 00:12:37,814
- Well...
- WOMAN: You know,
290
00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:38,908
why don't you just...
291
00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:40,744
- buy some new magnets?
- Yeah.
292
00:12:40,769 --> 00:12:43,689
What? Why don't you get some
new kids, if you lost them?
293
00:12:44,218 --> 00:12:45,455
(EXHALES)
294
00:12:45,855 --> 00:12:47,799
(MRS. BASKETS GROANS
LOUDLY IN FRUSTRATION)
295
00:12:48,807 --> 00:12:50,103
The move.
296
00:12:51,261 --> 00:12:52,721
(WHISPERS): I'm so stressed out.
297
00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:55,807
- Yeah, no, we... we totally get it.
- Mm-hmm.
298
00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:58,830
Those magnets really mean
a lot to me. I'm sorry.
299
00:12:59,151 --> 00:13:02,728
I'm very sorry to insult your...
(WHISPERS): children.
300
00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:03,753
MAN: It's okay.
301
00:13:03,778 --> 00:13:06,471
You mind if I poke around
in the garage a little bit?
302
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:08,010
I still think they might be here.
303
00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:09,035
Um...
304
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,455
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
305
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,502
I wasn't always like this, you know.
306
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,650
When my husband died...
307
00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:24,008
it wasn't until I was in a car wreck
308
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:27,305
that I realized how terrified
I was of being alive.
309
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,219
What I'm talking about is that
310
00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:34,383
when people are having trouble
moving forward in their life,
311
00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,001
it's usually because they're holding on
312
00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:37,427
to some kind of trauma.
313
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,064
There's a reason that
you're here today, Chip.
314
00:13:41,395 --> 00:13:43,064
There's a reason that
you're having problems
315
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,634
moving forward in life.
316
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,635
Who are you afraid of becoming?
317
00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:49,345
Um...
318
00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:52,619
my dad...
319
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:57,478
was a nice, normal...
320
00:13:58,464 --> 00:13:59,759
man, but he just...
321
00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:02,048
He wasn't happy.
322
00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,103
Is he still alive?
323
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,744
No, he...
324
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:11,751
(EXHALES) He died when I was young.
325
00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:13,408
How?
326
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:16,620
The bridge, and he, um...
327
00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:21,525
(WHISPERS): ... jumped off the bridge.
328
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:25,189
Look, Chip, we're all afraid
of becoming our parents,
329
00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,048
but I have a secret for you.
330
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:30,487
- You're not your father.
- (SIGHS)
331
00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:33,142
I am not my mother. (CHUCKLES)
332
00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:36,406
You don't have to be
afraid of growing up.
333
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,095
It's not gonna kill you.
334
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,033
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- Look.
335
00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:42,321
Give me your hand.
336
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,658
I want you to keep this rock.
337
00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:47,892
I want you to hold on to this
any time you're feeling scared.
338
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,236
I want you to put all of your energy
339
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:52,986
into this rock, let it be your ballast.
340
00:14:53,156 --> 00:14:55,790
Let it remind you that you're
not afraid of growing up,
341
00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:57,798
that you're a mature adult.
342
00:14:57,823 --> 00:15:00,150
And then I want you
to go back to my house
343
00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:01,970
with your head held high,
344
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,829
knowing that you are an important adult
345
00:15:05,854 --> 00:15:07,806
with an impressive life.
346
00:15:09,832 --> 00:15:11,164
This is really neat.
347
00:15:11,189 --> 00:15:12,595
What is this made out of?
348
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,947
It's... just a rock.
349
00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:16,462
Is it a crystal or...?
350
00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:20,025
It's a metaphor.
351
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:21,509
Just drop it.
352
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,564
It's in the pool.
353
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,758
(LAUGHING)
354
00:15:26,783 --> 00:15:28,447
You didn't mean "drop the rock"?
You mean...
355
00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:29,556
No, I meant...
356
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,236
it's a metaphor.
357
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:33,308
Learn from it.
358
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:35,105
I'll see you in a bit.
359
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:38,597
♪
360
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,675
(INSECTS TRILLING)
361
00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:47,434
I found a sock.
362
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,964
Oh. Well, we're not looking
for socks, honey.
363
00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:51,830
We're looking for magnets.
364
00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:56,113
Hey, you girls didn't hide
my magnets, did you?
365
00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:57,949
You know, there was a Garfield one.
366
00:15:57,974 --> 00:16:00,457
I would imagine you'd
like to have one of those.
367
00:16:00,482 --> 00:16:02,136
We don't know who that is.
368
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:05,691
What? They don't know who Garfield is!
369
00:16:06,489 --> 00:16:09,230
Okay. Uh, so, girls,
it's time to take a bath.
370
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:10,823
- (GASPS)
- KID: But we haven't found them yet.
371
00:16:10,848 --> 00:16:13,105
I don't think we're gonna
find them tonight, okay?
372
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,769
Not with that attitude. (LAUGHS)
373
00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:18,285
- Okay, kids. Come on. Let's go.
- Thanks girls.
374
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,636
Enjoy that tub. I love that tub.
375
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,293
Okay, kids, come on. Go with Mom.
376
00:16:22,422 --> 00:16:24,738
- Cute kids.
- Thanks.
377
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:27,384
You know, I was thinking...
maybe we could pull
378
00:16:27,409 --> 00:16:30,182
that old stove out and see if
the magnets are behind there.
379
00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:31,330
Look, ma'am...
380
00:16:32,104 --> 00:16:33,104
I'm sorry...
381
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,479
uh, about your magnets,
382
00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:37,120
but they're obviously not here, so...
383
00:16:37,236 --> 00:16:38,760
I need you to leave.
384
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,086
Oh.
385
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,750
Well...
386
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,421
Okay.
387
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:47,921
(SIGHS)
388
00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:49,382
Thanks for letting me look.
389
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,554
Enjoy that microwave.
390
00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:54,296
It's a beauty.
391
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:57,983
So, Chip,
392
00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,655
you said you, uh, run a business.
393
00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:02,921
Yes, I am owner-operator of a rodeo.
394
00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:05,084
Uh, Baskets Family Rodeo.
395
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,546
EVAN: Rodeo. Wow.
396
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:08,233
That's very impressive.
397
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:09,827
That must be a lot to handle.
398
00:17:09,918 --> 00:17:12,819
It's... you know,
it's-it's very rewarding work.
399
00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:14,843
SHELBY: Here, try this.
400
00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,155
(CHUCKLES)
401
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,624
- That is very flavorful.
- It's mostly garlic.
402
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,187
- It's very good for the heart.
- Mm.
403
00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:23,608
Hey, Martha, can you see if
there's some salt over there
404
00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:25,101
- and bring it over?
- Why?
405
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,202
Are your legs broken?
406
00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:27,437
Get your own salt.
407
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:29,678
(QUIETLY): Martha, look,
408
00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,505
I know you're trying to be
a little bit more assertive,
409
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,798
but this is a little much.
410
00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:33,827
Oh, is it?
411
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,538
I guess you would know,
since you've taken over the retreat.
412
00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:37,804
Martha.
413
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:40,249
- (SCOFFS)
- Sorry. I'm hammered.
414
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:43,280
Oh, I was gonna put
some of these carrots
415
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:44,366
in with the roast.
416
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,046
Anybody here a vegetarian?
417
00:17:46,071 --> 00:17:48,382
- I am. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?
418
00:17:48,407 --> 00:17:49,616
Vegan, actually. Yeah.
419
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,499
You're not vegan.
420
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,349
- Yeah, I am.
- MARTHA: I've seen you eat raw beef.
421
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,911
That... Yeah.
Maybe from a long time ago,
422
00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,903
but... (STAMMERS) people change.
423
00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:00,075
Be quiet, Martha.
424
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,013
How are we all doing in here?
425
00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:03,906
We're fine, Tammy. Everything's fine.
426
00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,356
I think Martha might have had
a little too much zinfandel.
427
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:09,150
Hey. Keep my name
out of your mouth, Sheryl.
428
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,552
It's Shelby.
429
00:18:10,988 --> 00:18:12,823
Who gives a shit?
430
00:18:12,848 --> 00:18:16,880
Well, why don't we all gather together
431
00:18:16,905 --> 00:18:19,715
around the table and do
a thankfulness circle
432
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,489
before we eat? Wouldn't that be good?
433
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,239
I'm not done basting.
434
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:26,216
I think the roast looks
just fine, Martha.
435
00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:27,977
How 'bout a little water, honey?
436
00:18:28,002 --> 00:18:29,380
- I'm fine.
- You know, Martha,
437
00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:30,684
- I can handle it.
- Fine.
438
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,028
(SLURRING): You don't want it basted?
439
00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:33,599
- BART: Whoa!
- CHIP: Martha.
440
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,325
- TAMMY: Oh. Be careful. It's hot.
- (SCOFFS)
441
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:36,497
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
- It's really hot.
442
00:18:36,522 --> 00:18:37,757
- Watch out.
- BART: Oh! Hot!
443
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:39,005
- Hot, hot, hot!
- Careful!
444
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,798
(HISSES)
445
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,224
It's not that hot.
446
00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:43,583
That guy's a pussy.
447
00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:46,341
TAMMY: Martha!
448
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,368
I think you've had enough.
449
00:18:50,116 --> 00:18:52,519
I'm sorry, Martha, but...
450
00:18:52,787 --> 00:18:54,591
it's best that you leave.
451
00:18:56,908 --> 00:18:58,309
Okay. Fine.
452
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,872
I guess I'll call an Uber.
453
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:03,755
Watch out where you step.
454
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,749
- There are potatoes everywhere.
- You watch your step.
455
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,630
(PHONE CHIMES)
456
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:10,505
Well, it's 48 minutes away.
457
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,966
I guess I'll wait on the porch?
458
00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:15,311
"Uh...
459
00:19:15,336 --> 00:19:16,764
I'm a vegan."
460
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,452
(MARTHA SCOFFS)
461
00:19:19,028 --> 00:19:20,944
- (EXHALES)
- (DOOR OPENS)
462
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:23,170
- I should drive her home.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
463
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,803
If she's gonna throw up,
she should do it in her own car.
464
00:19:26,529 --> 00:19:27,913
And, um,
465
00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,491
look, I-I w... I was just
trying to impress you all.
466
00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:31,763
I, uh...
467
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,412
I'm not a vegan.
468
00:19:35,514 --> 00:19:38,014
I had a salami log for
breakfast this morning.
469
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:43,703
Well, we've got a lot of potatoes.
470
00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:44,912
They're everywhere.
471
00:19:53,673 --> 00:19:56,795
I'm sorry for being so
weird up there, Chip.
472
00:19:59,357 --> 00:20:01,233
That's okay, Martha.
I was being weird, too.
473
00:20:01,258 --> 00:20:02,780
God, I was being so weird.
474
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,811
You know, I just need to realize...
475
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,123
that...
476
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,144
I-I don't need to be
afraid of growing up.
477
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,715
And it's okay to have a normal...
478
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,824
happy existence.
479
00:20:25,629 --> 00:20:26,733
And that...
480
00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:29,168
for that to hap...
481
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:34,925
(SIGHS)
482
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,394
(SINGSONGY): You're turning into Martha.
483
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,058
- (DOOR OPENS)
- MRS. BASKETS: Ken!
484
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,215
KEN: In the kitchen!
485
00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:45,546
I didn't get the magnets.
486
00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:47,457
I think that young couple sold 'em...
487
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:48,790
Probably on eBay.
488
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,285
I hope they got a pretty penny for 'em,
489
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,722
because they're collect...
490
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:57,277
Ken, what did you do?
491
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:59,108
Moving is hard.
492
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,941
And I knew there was a
lot of stress on you.
493
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:02,918
The place was a mess, so...
494
00:21:03,109 --> 00:21:05,230
I figured I'd try to make it more homey.
495
00:21:05,255 --> 00:21:07,840
It's so beautiful, Ken.
496
00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:09,254
And take a look at this.
497
00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:13,105
Now you can decide on
whatever slogan you'd like.
498
00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:19,417
Thank you.
499
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,886
Thank you, Ken.
500
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,707
How thoughtful.
501
00:21:26,164 --> 00:21:28,316
(CHUCKLES)
502
00:21:29,981 --> 00:21:31,972
I'm so sorry.
503
00:21:31,997 --> 00:21:33,949
I was just... I'm so selfish.
504
00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:36,629
Oh, God.
505
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:39,175
We have a lot of blenders, don't we?
506
00:21:39,553 --> 00:21:40,553
KEN: Yeah.
507
00:21:40,788 --> 00:21:42,816
We could start a smoothie stand.
508
00:21:42,841 --> 00:21:45,277
(BOTH LAUGHING)
509
00:21:46,894 --> 00:21:48,528
(SIGHS)
510
00:21:55,467 --> 00:21:57,535
TAMMY: You're not your father.
511
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:00,425
You are an important adult
512
00:22:00,826 --> 00:22:02,691
with an impressive life.
513
00:22:04,394 --> 00:22:06,105
(SIGHS) Okay.
514
00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:09,434
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