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Exclusively subtitled
for CINEMAGEDDON
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By Spinal
September, 2010
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- No!
- What happens?
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- What is it?
- What happens?
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What will happen to us?
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We must flee from here
run!
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Josafat...
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What you want at this untimely hour,
your excellency?
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I don't care
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I just saw a fantastic thing
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What was that?
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A vampire
A real vampire, of flesh and bones
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I'll be in a moment.
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It's a vampire!
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No, this way!
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You must do what I command
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You must go to the capital city
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And send someone right away
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But this is too hasty.
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Do not argue with me.
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Go right now.
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This event will become
the most famous in Brazil!
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Hurry!
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Back!
Get away!
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I'm blind!
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He had a deep look.
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He had very sharp teeth.
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He took us completely
off guard.
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As we speak, he must be
terrifying to someone else.
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He moved away when I made
the sign of the cross.
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And that's how they could be saved.
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I, the prefect Macieu
Proudly
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I say I will capture that being.
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I will undertake this task
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And I promise to
show it to people
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for all to see that this
creature really exists
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Mr. Massieu,
if you let us
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I ask you a favor.
We are a student film crew
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and want to make a work of fiction,
based on this case of vampires.
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Can we shoot
an experimental film?
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in 8mm film format
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Here at the town?
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Of course,
I am responsible here.
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You can shoot,
all necessary millimeters.
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Moreover, take as much
time as necessary.
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The vampire remains at large.
Continues to attack
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" Little Vampire Taints "
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What are you cooking, eh?
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At this crap you call food?
You're crazy.
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Leave to pull everything.
- Sorry, I was careless.
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Okay, I'm going.
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Oh, baby...
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What a day!
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But it was very productive.
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- But it was too much work.
- Do not complain more.
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The vampire did not appear.
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Despite this,
we achieve some good shots.
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- Care for a cigar?
- Yeah, sure.
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Ha ha ha, it's a joke.
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- This is getting interesting.
- I hope that vampire appears soon.
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You must be present on
all days of production.
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I am doing my work very well.
But I must be absent some days.
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Slut!
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Is this the place?
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They sent us out of addresses.
How do I know?
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There...
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Attention.
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Beautiful mare!
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I'm about to burst!
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Hey, young boy!
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What a fuck.
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He is the only person
who could guide us.
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Be careful.
I'm going to pee.
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Sex!
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Oh, is the mini-vampire!
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Run!
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Hey!
Wait for me!
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You should be.
The brave vampire slayer.
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How did you guess?
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A simple deduction.
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To the point.
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Where have you seen the vampire?
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How big is it?
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How many people
were actually killed?
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How many has sucked?
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Calm down!
One question at a time
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There are a producer crew who has
come from the capital.
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Not that I do not trust you.
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What is your working method.
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Long you have not been modernized.
I fear failure.
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Oh, Prefect, sir!
A vampire!
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- Horrible!
- How come?
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- What did you do?
- He wanted to hit him!
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Calm down!
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Now you can all breathe
a sigh of relief.
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No more reason for
so much anguish.
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Batatao Prefecture
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We have had the audacity
and daring.
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To hire this person here.
that has come from the capital.
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And that is a vampire hunter.
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Ok. Let's do this neatly.
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Is this a very large vampire?
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It is not very large.
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This is it!
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You are going to hear
some things
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Should not be discussed
in public.
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Of course,
I understand.
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You know,
My work has two dimensions
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On the one hand,
protect the interests of the people
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And also take care of
our own interests.
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No problem.
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Go straight to the point.
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I want the Recognition
of having been
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The person who put
Batatao on the map.
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And it did thanks to the vampire.
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I'm not following you.
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Once again
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Do not kill the vampire
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Don't kill publicity that
flies through the whole country.
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And maybe even abroad.
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But don't forget that
I'm a vampire hunter.
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That's the spot
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It will do so for our
beloved city.
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Let's put it this way
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For our heads, appear to
make a great effort.
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For the people:
you are doing what you can.
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We'll talk later.
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Stop, spawn of satan!
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What are your intentions?
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You see, sir.
No need to show me the cross...
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Long ago I do not drink blood
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I have not bite anything.
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Your life is about to end.
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Give me a chance, you should
hear my sad story.
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And why should I?
I'm a vampire hunter.
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Listen to my story.
Then decide what to do.
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Remove these garlic around your neck.
I tell you my life.
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You will understand me.
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The Americans are
interested in vampires.
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Well, I think they
will be disappointed!
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What?
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I have located this vampire
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It has the fangs broken!
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But that shouldn't be that bad!
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It's worst,
He will not scare anymore.
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Must to catch him alive.
We must fix this.
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We can not disappoint
the Americans.
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Raise your skirt.
Shows more leg.
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Very good.
And now...
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bend a little.
Do not exaggerate.
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Here is our friend
the vampire hunter.
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What are you doing?
Preparing another stroke?
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More or less.
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That's right.
Now, closer.
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Oh look who's here.
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Let me introduce the crew.
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That is Tony,
The producer.
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She is our actress.
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And I'll take care of the editing.
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This work will win the first place
in the film festival.
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That's it.
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Look at all this.
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It is so interesting.
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You are very handsome.
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And you will be very helpful.
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How come?
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I'll explain later.
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I don't know why I live this way.
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And doesn't seem to have purpose.
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I understand
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What I can do for you?
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Help me find someone who
doesn't worry about a nibble.
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I can think of something.
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After all.
If not for us, vampires
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What would become of writers,
novelists
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and film makers.
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Excuse me.
Have you seen the girls?
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Wait, wait.
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I'm sorry...
She started it.
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This means nothing.
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All right.
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No matter.
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But, I want you.
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How are you?
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I'm always goooood.
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Don't you realize?
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Of course.
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And how is work?
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Good.
Business are goooood.
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I have important friends.
Could recommend to them
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My mood is goood.
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Me...
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There's a vampire
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Can attack us...
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A Vampire bite
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But this vampire must
be careful.
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A vampire bite!
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And he's drunk.
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Sweet Lord.
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Tell him to
take care of me.
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Should try cocaine
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Or perhaps LSD
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Or pot.
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What happens?
I nailed my fangs into the jugular.
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I'm done!
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Try this
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Attention!
Attention.
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Very clever.
What a great way to work.
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That was the biggest
box I could find.
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You're a wreck.
Americans shouldn't see this.
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We've take great care
with his look.
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When the Americans arrive,
care should be taken with the details.
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If we do the right thing.
There will be a lot of tourism in the city.
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We may even pay
a commission.
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Gone are the days
anguish and suffering.
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As we take him to the dentist
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The first thing you should do
is to give him this letter.
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For him to know
that I authorize treatment
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As well as using the
best material possible.
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What we do all this?
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Because, we want that
when the Americans arrive...
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Come here.
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Careful, ah.
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And you
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have to make clear that
we have many difficulties...
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to catch the vampire
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We will do everything
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to capture the vampire
as soon as possible.
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Make it clear that...
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we sacrifice for
the good of all.
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I'll tell you about the
vampire of Batatao
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That vampire is elusive,
intelligent...
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n my experience, it is very difficult
to catch one of these vampires
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And this is a big vampire?
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No, he is small.
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He's actually a very
very small vampire.
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He comes from a rare species.
Very rare.
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This makes it difficult.
Being small is easy to hide.
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And it's harder to
find him.
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Maybe this is the
hardest to catch.
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I have fought three
Japanese vampires
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Ah, then you have experience.
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Sure, I have 30 years
being vampirologist.
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I'm a graduate of
Transylvania University.
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And it's possible for a vampire
to spread AIDS?
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Well, we haven't depth
studies on that.
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But, on second thought
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is possible if a gay
attack occurs
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Please enter.
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Vampires tend
to feed on blood soup
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I had a letter for you.
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But I don't know
where I left it.
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Well what a surprise.
Take a seat, please.
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- What?
- Oh, doctor I'm...
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Okay, agreed.
I have limited time.
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Hey dude
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I will fall,
I need help
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Cut the rope.
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Please help with the rope.
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How could I know you're
telling the truth?
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I do not want to stay here
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Calm.
I'll be back.
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Now, you can fall here.
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All the time I knew
you were a vampire.
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This vampire is mine!
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- No, he's mine!
- I Saw him first
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00:54:37,030 --> 00:54:38,030
What is it?
268
00:54:43,142 --> 00:54:44,919
Calm...
Calm...
269
00:54:58,075 --> 00:55:01,107
This is your share.
More to come, wait for americans.
270
00:55:07,606 --> 00:55:09,514
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
271
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,139
Look what you've
received.
272
00:55:14,878 --> 00:55:18,372
My misfortune is to
be a brazilian movie vampire...
273
00:55:18,373 --> 00:55:24,215
If I were an American vampire,
I would be rich.
274
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:26,909
But here I'll never be a star.
275
00:55:27,409 --> 00:55:28,512
Come here
276
00:55:29,094 --> 00:55:31,853
You must have patience,
and patenting your style.
277
00:55:32,295 --> 00:55:33,436
Please, Donha
278
00:55:34,254 --> 00:55:36,294
I need to approve this request
279
00:55:36,329 --> 00:55:40,285
to establish
"the square of the Vampires"
280
00:55:40,812 --> 00:55:41,910
You must hurry.
281
00:55:41,911 --> 00:55:45,075
We must approve this,
before the Americans arrive.
282
00:55:48,862 --> 00:55:52,632
We have finally
completed the job.
283
00:55:52,633 --> 00:55:55,727
But all has gone well.
284
00:55:56,509 --> 00:56:00,385
- No reason to get stressed.
- We should be happy.
285
00:56:01,431 --> 00:56:04,899
Help filmmakers to
pick all this.
286
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:15,316
- What will you do?
- Find a different scheme, you know?
287
00:56:23,538 --> 00:56:26,107
- The vampire hunter is here.
- Let me know about that scheme...
288
00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:28,850
Hunter,
I want a word with you.
289
00:56:32,202 --> 00:56:33,409
Remember the vampire?
290
00:56:33,410 --> 00:56:35,070
I wonder if you want
him in your movie.
291
00:56:35,071 --> 00:56:38,640
What?
A real vampire in a movie?
292
00:56:38,641 --> 00:56:40,619
Yes, in flesh and bones.
293
00:56:41,558 --> 00:56:42,754
What an idea.
294
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:48,299
I would do anything for having
a real vampire in the film
295
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,011
It was already
enrolled in a festival at bay.
296
00:56:50,012 --> 00:56:51,998
Now go to Transylvania.
297
00:56:52,925 --> 00:56:54,301
For only 2 liters of safe blood
298
00:56:54,302 --> 00:56:56,874
The vampire will look
beautiful in your film.
299
00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,008
But it has to be done,
NOW!
300
00:56:58,668 --> 00:57:00,750
Everyone at the
hospital, now.
301
00:57:01,563 --> 00:57:02,398
A real vampire...
302
00:57:03,132 --> 00:57:05,133
Is going to
revolutionize the world cinema.
303
00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:10,901
We'll all go to Sao Paolo
to donate blood
304
00:57:10,902 --> 00:57:12,854
The actor
is hired!
305
00:57:23,003 --> 00:57:25,407
Excellence:
five american vampirologist
306
00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:27,206
internationally renowned
307
00:57:27,207 --> 00:57:30,045
have arrived in the morning
to this city.
308
00:57:30,467 --> 00:57:35,107
They will go to lunch
with the governor.
309
00:57:35,108 --> 00:57:40,594
The reason for the visit.
Is to know Batatao vampire.
310
00:57:41,077 --> 00:57:45,875
An official delegation
will visit your city soon.
311
00:58:02,428 --> 00:58:03,313
You see this hammer?
312
00:58:03,314 --> 00:58:05,080
And this spike
313
00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:07,993
You're going to nail this
in the heart of the vampire.
314
00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:11,751
And thank you very much
for your collaboration.
315
00:58:20,023 --> 00:58:21,921
Why used the green one?
316
00:58:21,922 --> 00:58:24,837
It was specifically requested.
317
00:58:26,396 --> 00:58:27,732
Everything seems in order.
For me, all right.
318
00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:31,051
- What do you think?
- Everything in order.
319
00:58:37,738 --> 00:58:39,630
Be prepared.
320
00:58:41,066 --> 00:58:42,917
Come this way.
321
00:58:45,302 --> 00:58:46,712
Right there.
322
00:58:47,336 --> 00:58:48,926
What are you doing there?
323
00:58:48,927 --> 00:58:53,929
Go there.
You are ruining the take.
324
00:58:58,181 --> 00:58:59,760
Act according to script.
325
00:59:24,263 --> 00:59:25,979
That's out of place.
326
00:59:27,450 --> 00:59:29,659
Now. Attention.
Ok.
327
00:59:30,029 --> 00:59:31,871
Camera... action!
328
01:00:09,796 --> 01:00:11,291
Good!
329
01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:13,242
But he was my vampire!
330
01:00:14,016 --> 01:00:15,585
Yes, and I
have killed him!
331
01:00:16,328 --> 01:00:19,305
Oh. This is not possible!
332
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:23,232
I've killed him.
The entire crew has seen.
333
01:00:23,233 --> 01:00:24,856
And I must be paid for this.
334
01:00:26,002 --> 01:00:28,070
How is that possible?
I check this!
335
01:00:28,934 --> 01:00:33,431
The experts...
They are about to come
336
01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:36,058
He is dead!
Sons of bitches!
337
01:00:36,059 --> 01:00:37,995
Shame on you!
338
01:00:39,041 --> 01:00:40,628
How dare you kill my vampire?
339
01:00:45,562 --> 01:00:47,422
I'm going to kill all of you.
You'll see.
340
01:00:47,423 --> 01:00:50,233
Idiots! Cowards! Bastards.
341
01:00:56,418 --> 01:00:58,206
I had to figure this out.
342
01:01:02,589 --> 01:01:08,170
The music of this film " The attack
of 'lil Vampire " by Walter Alvarenga
343
01:01:08,171 --> 01:01:09,171
T H E
E N D?
344
01:01:09,671 --> 01:01:13,010
Subtitled exclusively for CG
by Spinal
345
01:01:13,648 --> 01:01:14,543
Sorry guys.
This was a truly disgusting!
346
01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:17,459
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to come.
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