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Well, this is another fine mess.
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Thanks to your idiot son.
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You're as much to blame
as he is.
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Wha... how?
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- Exactly.
- Wait, what?
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- You heard her!
- Don't yell at her!
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- Don't yell at her!
- Don't yell at him!
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- What are you doing?
- I don't know!
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Guys, come on!
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I think we could all
benefit from not yelling!
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The only thing
you'd benefit from is an EMP.
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Not even as a joke.
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Do I look like I'm joking?
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I mean, honestly,
it's hard to tell with you,
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what with that robot face.
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Well, I'm not joking.
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I actually
didn't think you were.
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Because, meat-bag,
I don't think it's funny
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when people steal from me.
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What... is that
what this is about?
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What'd you think it was about?
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Again, hard to tell with you
because of your...
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Say "robot face" again,
shitlick.
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- Delivery?
- Oh.
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You're gonna talk to me
about delivery,
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after you stole my cargo?
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- I didn't steal it.
- I still have it.
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- You... where is it?
- On the "Seamus."
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I was bringing it to you.
Why do you think I'm here?
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Wha... because I captured you?
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- Potato, pobobot.
- What?
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Look, let me go back to
the ship, I'll get the thing,
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bring it back here,
and everything's space-jake.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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You must think
I'm pretty stupid.
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Eh.
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How bout you tell me
where it is?
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- In the safe.
- Let me finish!
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I send a couple of my guys
to go get it,
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- and...
- - Well.
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- Send a couple you don't like...
- Let me...
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Because if they punch in
the wrong combination,
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they're gonna be eating
a 20-kiloton burrito for lunch.
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Huh?
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It's got a nuclear
self-destruct.
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Okay, so then how bout you
tell me the right combination?
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Well, because I feel like
if I did,
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I'd no longer be negotiating
from a position of power.
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You think you're in
a position of power?
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Eh.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna go
do this thing with...
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Well, to your friends.
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Tell 'em hey.
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And I'm while I'm gone,
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I'd really like you
to give some thought to
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telling me the combination.
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I feel like
I have thought about it.
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Well, but you haven't
met my buddy...
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Funbeak.
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Jesus Hannibal Christ.
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Right?
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Say hello, Funbeak.
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Hello, Fun-un-unbeak.
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You kook.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, I'm looking around
and I'm seeing
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some pretty mopey faces.
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Yeah, 'cause you're
selling us into slavery
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down in the spek mines.
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Wait, what?
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- Well, not all of you.
- Come again?
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Space phrasing!
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Well, thanks to your buddy Bort,
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one of you
has a chance to go free,
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and, hell, I'll even
throw in your ship.
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- Come on.
- That is our ship!
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First of all, that's my ship.
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- Half yours.
- Shut up.
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- And...
- And who knows?
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Maybe you'll win it back.
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- Win it back how?
- Oh, man.
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I was hoping you'd ask that,
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because this sets up
my big reveal.
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Bum-bum-baa!
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Ta-daa!
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- Ah!
- Jesus Space Christ!
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- Oh, man!
- Ah!
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♪ ♪
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Holy shit,
it's that dickhead Bort!
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Hey, hey, guys!
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Whoever doesn't die,
let's hang out after.
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♪ ♪
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Pretty sweet reveal, huh?
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- Gladiator fights?
- Are you serious?
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Maybe it is my delivery.
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Yeah, Bort rented y'all
for his birthday party.
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- Rented?
- Unless you die.
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Well, then he's buying you.
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Wait, have we done this before?
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- Somebody has.
- - Right?
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Doesn't matter.
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Okay, so while I go check in
on Archer's torture sesh,
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y'all decide
who's gonna fight who.
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Actually, it's "whom."
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I said "whom."
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- Or not.
- I don't know.
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Bee-boo-boop.
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What do you guys think
about my delivery?
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Well, now what
are we supposed to do?
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I guess we gotta
pick somebody to fight against.
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Aw, man, I can't fight you guys.
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I literally can't.
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According to
the First Law of Robotics,
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I'm not allowed to
harm a human being.
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- I pick Krieger!
- Wha... no way!
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- Yes way!
- Cyril!
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- Shut your fat mouth!
- I get Krieger!
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- Excuse me?
- I...
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No, I mean, come on.
I called dibs.
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- Well then, I get Ms. Archer!
- Aw, man!
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Well, as much as I'd like
to see you idiots
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stomp each other's heads in...
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- Perhaps another time.
- Ho-ho!
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Where the hell
do you think you're going?
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To rescue Sterling
and get off this rock.
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Plus, there has to be
a bar around here.
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Oh, no you don't!
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- Whoop.
- Ow!
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Toodles.
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- Okay, I pick you.
- Bring it.
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- Oh, I will.
- I'm bringing extra.
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So, Cheryl and Lana,
Cyril and me,
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and where does that leave Pam?
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As the loneliest gal
at the Monsters' Ball.
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Krieger, wanna swap with me?
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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Wait, what?
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Oh, man,
this is gonna be so gross.
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What is?
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Cleaning your nuts out
from between my toes.
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Ew!
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Yeah.
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You better gulp nervously.
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Lana, do something!
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Okay, okay.
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Me and Carol,
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- Cyril and Krieger...
- Yes!
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Then those two winners fight,
and then I guess
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Pam gets that winner.
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- Aw.
- We're all winners in my book.
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And I guess just try
to make your fights look real,
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and maybe that'll
buy us some time
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to come up with a plan
to get out of this crazy place.
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That's Sterling!
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Come on, already!
What are you, hourly?
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I am, actually.
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Please don't do tha...
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Please.
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I can't take any more.
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But Funbeak
has so much more to give.
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That was a joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Listen, listen, listen to me.
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You guys seriously have to
work on your delivery.
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Funbeak will try again.
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Did you hear the one
about the human with no penis?
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No.
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- Wait. Hang on.
- Funbeak messed it up.
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Uh... hang on.
Uh... okay.
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So...
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Duh.
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- Hey!
- Mother?
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Sterling, are you all right?
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I'm not great.
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Who are you and
what are you doing?
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Well, I was drinking
a surprisingly good martini,
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but now it seems
I'll have to settle for
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whipping the ass off
of some robot cereal mascot.
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Funbeak will destroy you.
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Bring it, bird!
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Holy shit.
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This is literally
a dream come true,
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which unfortunately
turns super sexual.
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Will you quit screwing around?
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Oh, you're just jealous.
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That you zapped yourself
into the CPU
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of the world's ugliest bird?
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- You're crazy.
- I'm gorgeous.
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Will you...
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- How we doing, gang?
- Oh!
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Um, uh...
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Subject is still uncooperative.
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Well, are you zapping
his dick like I told you?
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- Yes.
- All right.
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- Let me see.
- As you wish.
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- Whoa-whoa, wait.
- No-no-no-no-no-no...
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Whoo, yeah!
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How bout it, bud?
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Ready to tell me
the combination to the safe?
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No.
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All right, well, I'm gonna go
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watch his nutwipe buddies
try to kill each other, so...
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- Wait, wait, wait!
- What?
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Yeah, gladiator fights.
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Okay, Funbeak, keep it up
with the ole weenie roast here.
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Weenie roast,
that is a good one.
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L-O-L.
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It was good.
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And my delivery's fine.
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Okay, now cut me out of here!
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First tell me
what's in the safe.
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- In the what?
- Nothing.
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What are you... I was
just trying to buy some time.
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Uh-huh.
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Now let's go find the shuttle
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and get the hell out of
this dump!
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Whoa, wait,
what about the others?
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Oh... they'll be fine.
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Cyril, no-no-no-no-no!
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Holy shit!
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Ooh.
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More like Isaac Assholimov,
am I right?
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I'm right.
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Oh, man!
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He's cut in half
and still talking smack.
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Give it up for him!
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Hey, shut up.
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Whose birthday is it?
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Bort's, exactly.
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Okay, put your hands,
tentacles, or cloacas together
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for our next contestants,
a couple of furious females,
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Carol and Lana!
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- What'd I miss?
- Oh, man.
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That one dude cut
that other dude...
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Look at me... literally in half.
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Sweet.
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♪ ♪
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Good luck out there.
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- Yeah!
- She's gonna need it!
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- Wait, what?
- Come on, man.
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You're spilling
all my robot milk.
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♪ ♪
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Mother, there's
way too many guards.
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We need to go get the others.
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What we need is a distraction.
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- You could do your bird dance.
- You're one to talk.
246
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- How?
- Exactly.
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Wait a minute,
this thing's got a radio.
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- What if we called Ray?
- Yeah, what if.
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Well, couldn't he do something?
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I don't know, I mean, maybe
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if we could get him
on the radio.
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Mama's out in space!
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Mama's doing stuff!
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Mama's eating cake!
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And if he wasn't Ray.
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Probably eating all the cake.
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So, come on,
let's go get the others.
258
00:11:17,212 --> 00:11:19,145
But if you leave Lana here,
259
00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:22,215
you'll have the ship back
all to yourself.
260
00:11:22,317 --> 00:11:24,584
Well, you'd still be there.
261
00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:25,952
- Wh...
- And Ray.
262
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:28,588
- Uh!
- Such a fatty.
263
00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:32,409
And I don't want
the ship bad enough
264
00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:35,578
for Lana to actually,
you know, die.
265
00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:37,414
Who says she's gonna die?
266
00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:39,282
You are gonna die!
267
00:11:39,384 --> 00:11:40,950
Wait, wait, what's going on?
268
00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:43,553
Gladiators, on your marks...
269
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:44,688
Wait, wait, hang on.
270
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,855
Get set!
271
00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:49,442
Whoa...
272
00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:50,677
- Whoa!
- Bitch!
273
00:11:58,453 --> 00:12:00,654
- Oh, for the...
- Can you believe this?
274
00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:01,756
Right?
275
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:02,889
I'm not gonna lie,
276
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:05,775
I've got my species' equivalent
of a boner.
277
00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:06,877
- Ugh.
- Ew!
278
00:12:06,945 --> 00:12:08,511
- Shut up.
- You can't smell it.
279
00:12:08,613 --> 00:12:11,414
Yes, we can!
280
00:12:12,984 --> 00:12:14,617
Hi-yah!
281
00:12:16,722 --> 00:12:18,621
- Berserker!
- No!
282
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:19,804
No, what are you... no, no!
283
00:12:19,858 --> 00:12:21,141
No-no-no!
284
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:27,213
I did not see that coming,
ladies and gentlemen.
285
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:29,716
I guess it's just anything go...
Oh, my God!
286
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,342
Oh, so you wanna play for keeps?
287
00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:42,579
Oh, man,
a full-on battle royale!
288
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,448
This may be
the best birthday party ever!
289
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,517
Or, actually,
maybe the third or fourth
290
00:12:47,619 --> 00:12:48,885
best birthday party ever!
291
00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:54,344
I've never had a birthday party.
292
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:56,009
- Well, and who would come?
- Wha...
293
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,255
What are you guys doing here?
294
00:12:57,279 --> 00:12:58,878
I thought you died
or ditched us.
295
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:02,148
- Oh, now, uh, nobody died.
- Not yet.
296
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,284
Holy space shit.
297
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:11,808
Someone's gonna
get hurt out there.
298
00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:12,809
You think?
299
00:13:12,911 --> 00:13:15,211
He said "someone,"
not "something."
300
00:13:15,313 --> 00:13:16,913
- Ugh, you know...
- Krieger, shut up.
301
00:13:17,015 --> 00:13:18,292
How are we gonna
get those dickheads
302
00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:20,717
to stop fighting long enough
for all of us to escape?
303
00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:22,619
Hmm.
304
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:23,753
Ooh.
305
00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:26,940
Same height, similar build.
306
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:29,175
Oh come on, no, that's just...
307
00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:31,811
Just crazy enough to work.
308
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:34,447
Ugh!
And speaking of crazy,
309
00:13:34,549 --> 00:13:35,715
what is that smell?
310
00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:39,252
- Oh, damn it.
- Did Pam have a boner in here?
311
00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:40,920
Wha... you can smell them?
312
00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:42,655
You... you can't?
313
00:13:55,554 --> 00:13:57,387
This wasn't the plan,
you... idiot!
314
00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:59,155
Well, I wasn't paying attention!
315
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,107
- Oh, yeah?
- No, no-no-no-no-no-no...
316
00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:02,876
Well, how do you like
these apples?
317
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:07,914
I do not like those apples.
318
00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:10,116
- Whoo!
- Thanks, Barry Six.
319
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:11,117
This is the best!
320
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:13,453
I mean, I know we're not
friends or anything,
321
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,766
and I actually... I don't really
322
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,806
have many friends,
or any really...
323
00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,775
Yeah, you realize
if they kill each other,
324
00:14:18,877 --> 00:14:20,310
you gotta pay for 'em?
325
00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,745
Totally worth it.
326
00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:25,448
Plus, I got
a ton of birthday money.
327
00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:28,351
Thanks, Nana!
328
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,453
She used to be super hot.
329
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:32,755
Nope.
330
00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:35,041
Psst, hey, dummy.
331
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,343
Yeah, you... you ordered
a tea-bagging?
332
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,385
What in God's name
is a tea-bagging?
333
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:46,953
Oh... oh, come on.
334
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:49,589
- Like you don't know?
- I'm sure I don't.
335
00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:52,242
But I'll bet it's
something disgusting.
336
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,344
Eh.
337
00:14:53,411 --> 00:14:54,922
Now, will you go
wrangle those idiots
338
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,579
so we can get the hell
out of here?
339
00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,314
Okay, go get Krieger
ready to move.
340
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,183
Or we could leave him.
341
00:15:00,285 --> 00:15:02,385
- Or you.
- All right!
342
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:03,786
Jesus.
343
00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:05,788
So, hey, since he brought it up,
344
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,174
do you have any thoughts
on tea-bagging?
345
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:12,045
Uh, cool.
346
00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:13,813
Uh, excuse me.
347
00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,820
Are you even serious right now?
348
00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:23,223
Seriously?
349
00:15:25,844 --> 00:15:27,911
Kooch, the undefeated champion,
350
00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,213
is taking on four opponents
at a time?
351
00:15:30,315 --> 00:15:31,381
Did you do this?
352
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,483
A five-man bunkhouse stampede?
353
00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,218
How and why would I?
354
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,953
Mm, okay, folks,
355
00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:41,441
let's make some noise for
K-K-K-K-Kooch!
356
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,080
Is he serious?
357
00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:50,383
'Cause my toes only have room
for so much nut-butter.
358
00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:52,485
- Ew!
- Seriously.
359
00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,687
So, temporary truce?
360
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,556
- Ugh!
- I guess.
361
00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:59,208
- Okay, dickbag.
- You ready to party?
362
00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:01,210
- No, wait.
- Wait, wait, guys, it's me...
363
00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:02,412
- Archer?
- Wh... what?
364
00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:05,348
Hey, uh, what are they doing?
365
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,317
Yeah, what are they doing?
366
00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:09,586
Don't stop. We gotta
act like we're fighting
367
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:10,720
while I tell you my plan.
368
00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:12,722
Well, what's the plan?
369
00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:15,041
- We're gonna run for it.
- Excuse me?
370
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,043
Well, first we get
Krieger and Mother,
371
00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:19,012
and then we're just gonna
haul ass to the gig,
372
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:21,714
smashing and slashing
anyone who gets in our...
373
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:27,720
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
374
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,622
Yeah, I guess they're not
acting suspicious.
375
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:32,308
And also: Whaaaat?
376
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,977
- Oww!
- That's your plan?
377
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,878
- I'm sorry!
- Did you have a... ow!
378
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,914
Damn it, will you quit
smashing me...
379
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:39,016
Ow!
380
00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:42,051
Goddamn... ow!
381
00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:44,520
Wow.
382
00:16:44,623 --> 00:16:46,889
Fame is a fickle mistress, huh?
383
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,809
- Wait a minute, hang on.
- He's right.
384
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:50,911
- Huh?
- Wait, what?
385
00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,445
What other choice do we have?
386
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,614
If we stay here,
we're as good as dead.
387
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,684
Which,
serve you right, by the way.
388
00:16:57,786 --> 00:17:01,487
So, how do we even do this?
389
00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:10,913
- Yeah, see?
- I mean, just like that,
390
00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:12,193
they're cheering for
the other guys, like...
391
00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:13,516
Wait a minute.
392
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:18,988
No, no, no, no, no,
that's Archer!
393
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:20,807
Move, Nana!
394
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,475
Well, why do
I have to carry him?
395
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,277
- Because look at you.
- Look at you!
396
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:25,845
Why are you a bird?
397
00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:28,614
Why are you
a rockslide with tits?
398
00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:32,386
Burn.
399
00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:33,820
- Ow!
- Shut up.
400
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:34,954
- Can we go?
- Damn it!
401
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,306
It's my plan,
I'm the group leader!
402
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,175
Oh!
403
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:43,312
Archer!
404
00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:44,647
And I say let's go!
405
00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,289
Move!
406
00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:54,807
♪ ♪
407
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:58,544
Still my fourth best birthday.
408
00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,480
Mm, third.
409
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,081
♪ ♪
410
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:08,021
Mother!
411
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,407
Calm down.
412
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:14,544
- Let's go!
- Let's go, come on!
413
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:16,379
God damn it,
I'm the group leader!
414
00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:18,681
Yeah, way to lead, buddy.
415
00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:22,885
Archer!
416
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:26,622
Eat dicks, Barry Six.
417
00:18:33,048 --> 00:18:34,480
♪ ♪
418
00:18:40,522 --> 00:18:42,922
Friggin' Bort.
419
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,783
So, uh, listen, uh,
420
00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:28,629
I know things got
a little heated down there,
421
00:19:28,653 --> 00:19:30,853
and maybe we said
and did some things
422
00:19:30,955 --> 00:19:32,133
that we wish we could take back,
423
00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:35,341
but I hope we can put
all that behind us and...
424
00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:37,254
Sterling stole something
from Barry Six and it's
425
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:41,013
in the safe, so this whole
idiotic fiasco was his fault!
426
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:41,814
- Archer!
- Busted!
427
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:42,916
- Archer!
- Come on!
428
00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,584
- Well, Mother...
- touched my penis.
429
00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:45,818
- Eww!
- Wait, what?
430
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,600
Yeah, since we're
playing the blame game.
431
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:51,174
So just picture Mother's
big old nasty bird claw
432
00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:53,409
touching my cock!
433
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,513
What the...
434
00:19:57,615 --> 00:19:58,615
Uh-oh.
435
00:19:58,716 --> 00:19:59,727
- Oh!
- Jesus Space Christ!
436
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:00,950
Gross!
437
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,319
- God damn it!
- Welp.
438
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:07,807
That's our Pam!
439
00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,642
What the hell are you doing?
440
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:12,245
Freeze frame.
441
00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:40,022
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