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Well, I got a pair of eights.
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Ah. Sorry about that, bro,
I got a Dolly Parton.
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- What's that?
- A bigger pair. Whaa!
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Will, I've got a surprise
for your bachelor party.
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I booked the penthouse suite
at the LaPeer Hotel.
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Really?
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Oh, man, I could just kiss you.
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[LAUGHS]
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I could just kiss you too.
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But perhaps my time would be
better spent learning a talent.
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Hey, he isn't making calls
on your bachelor party, is he?
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I mean, that's my job.
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I mean, you have told him
that I'm the best man?
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Uh... See, what had happened...
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At first, but then he had called...
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Will, go tell him.
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[SIGHS]
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Tsk. Next time I'm gonna let Jazz kiss you.
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Hey, Jazz, listen, we need to talk, man.
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Yes, we do.
The Strip 'N Trip wanna know...
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...if the hotel
will furnish extension cords?
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And tell Naughty Nelvina and
The Naked Drill Team to wear coats...
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...or they'll never get past hotel security.
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Okay.
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- What was it you wanted to talk about?
- You're the best, man.
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[SINGING "THE FRESH PRINCE
OF BEL-AIR" THEME]
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Now, are you positive
you can't see anything?
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Yes, I am positive.
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Super.
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Ow!
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How could I miss
that big square head of yours?
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[LAUGHS]
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Look, come on, Will.
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I've spent a lot of time decorating
for your bachelor party.
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I just want it to be a surprise.
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Oh, no, not another Scooby-Doo piñata.
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Pssh. I wish.
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No offense, Scrappy...
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...but it's hard
to top the parties I've been to.
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CROWD [IN SINGSONG VOICE]:
Go, Will. Go, Will. Go, Will.
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Go, Will. Go, Will. Go, Will.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Girl, I'm sure glad we got rid of that nut.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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Ah. You can't hang, can you, baby?
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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What do you two think you're doing?
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I was trying to get up to my room.
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Hey, Tom, what was you doing?
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I was trying to be in the video.
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- Man, this party is dull.
- No, man, this party is stupid.
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No, no, no, this party is crazy,
flat, dumb, dumb, doodie.
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You're the man. You're the man.
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- You're the man.
- You're the man.
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BOTH:
Ahhh!
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You just wait.
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I've set you up
with one heck of a wingding, Will.
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You won't regret
making me the best man.
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D'oh! Oh, yes. Um...
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That's one little thing
I wanted to talk to you about, see.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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What?
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You know,
being best man does have its perks.
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That was it.
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C.
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Jazz is the best man?
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Then what the heck am I?
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Short.
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Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on.
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Now, you guys are both my best men.
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Carlton,
you're the best man for the wedding.
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And Jazz is the best man
for getting the talent for the bachelor party.
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Tsk. Ugh.
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He got me Rolanda, the Rubber Lady.
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Look, I'll have you know
that Stan, the world's smartest duck...
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...was this close to getting on Leno.
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[SNORTS]
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What the heck does...
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[SNORTS]
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supposed to mean?
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Listen, this is no time to fight, all right?
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JAZZ:
You're right, my brother.
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Tonight, we salute the passing
of one of the greats.
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Ah. Yeah, let's have a moment of silence...
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...for all the girls
that have found me irresistible.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Jean-Claude Van Damme, I'm fine.
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You are my man.
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Amen.
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Do you like it?
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Wow.
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I love it.
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All right, now take it off.
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You know, if somebody was
to walk in here right now...
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...they might think
you was hitting on me.
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Trust me, if I was hitting on you,
you'd know It.
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Really? How?
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Okay, you made your point.
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Hey, you're not the only one
who had to fight off the women, bub.
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This is Tina.
Tina, this is my brother, Carlton.
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- Hi, Tina.
- Hi.
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I love your towel.
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Thanks. Well, I gotta go prepare
for the debate practice.
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You're on the debate team?
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That is so cool.
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Which one of these losers is my date?
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That would be me.
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This is my cousin, Carlton.
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Where's the rest of him?
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I may be short,
but you know what they say...
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...about short men and tall women,
don't you?
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No. What?
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I don't know, just making conversation.
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Hey, small stuff,
you wanna come back here...
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...and check out the rest
of my merchandise?
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How can anybody with a sorry
list like that be the best man?
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That's it.
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We're staying right here
until you decide who is your best man.
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Look, Carlton, would you stop playing?
Now, move.
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Minimart here is right, who's it gonna be?
Me or him?
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You know what? In one minute, y'all
two can Jell-O wrestle for the title, okay?
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Okay.
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[ELECTRICITY SIZZLING]
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[ELEVATOR CREAKING]
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Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you,
don't play with buttons?
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Hello.
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They can't hear you, bro.
The music's too loud.
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Can I throw a party or what?
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I don't believe this.
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There's a python
and some triplets in there...
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...and I'm stuck in here
with Ren and Stumpy.
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Come on, guy, cheer up.
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They'll have us out of here
in an hour, tops.
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We're out of food. We're out of water.
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I mean,
how long can we survive like this?
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We've only been in here
for five minutes, Carlton. Get a grip.
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Get off of me.
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Let's just relax.
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I've been in plenty worse situations
than this. Trust me.
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Earthquake!
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Baby, it was just a little earthquake.
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Babe, listen. Listen, no.
The ground moved, okay?
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The ground. The ground moved.
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Nobody was bothering it,
it just moved, all right?
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But it's over now and we're fine.
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I am not fine, all right?
I'm a grown man...
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...sitting under the table,
hugging a teddy bear. I'm not fine.
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- Uh-oh.
- What's the matter?
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My water broke.
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That's cool, we got another one
right here in the fridge.
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[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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And Dougie is a barn dog.
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Unbelievable. Will Smith apologizing.
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My sisters, welcome the newest member
of Kappa Phi Gamma, Lisa Wilkes.
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All right.
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[ALL CHEER]
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Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, whoa, whoa, hold up.
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Y'all going to leave me hanging up here
like a piece of Rotisserie Gold, huh?
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Take my baby girl to Palm Springs?
Oh, you done it now, boy.
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- I'm really mad now.
- No.
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[SCREAMING]
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[SIGHS]
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Uh-oh. The engine's dead.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Oh, so I guess we're going down, huh?
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Faster than a bucket of chicken
at Oprah's.
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Oh, so I should probably just confess...
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...all the nasty things I've done
with your daughter, huh?
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Especially seeing as how,
in any second now...
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...we're gonna be splattering
all over those mountains there.
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Let me tell you. I'm from Philly.
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You got to wake up early in the morning
to get me with some old...
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Mr. Adams?
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Mr. Adams?
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Mr. Adams?
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[SCREAMS]
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And I came out of that
without a scratch.
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So just calm down, all right?
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Shh.
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Listen.
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I know that sound anywhere.
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- What sound?
- A Wonderbra hitting the floor.
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Let me out! Let me out!
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This is all your fault,
you finger-licking ragamuffin.
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Who are you calling muffin,
Little Debbie?
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All right, all right, stop it. Stop it.
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Come on, ain't no time
to Tootsie Roll, fool. Fight like a man.
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All right, guys, guys.
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[GRUNTS]
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[YELLS]
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[ELEVATOR CREAKS]
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Nobody move.
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[BEGINNING TO SNEEZE]
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- Ahh...
- Choo!
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[SCREAMING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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We stopped.
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[LAUGHS]
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We stopped! It's a miracle!
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Wow, gravity. What a rush.
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MAN:
Hello, elevator repairman.
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We don't have time to chat.
We're stuck in here.
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Shut up, Jazz.
That's the elevator repairman.
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Help!
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Just stay calm.
We'll get you out of there.
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Can't guarantee it'll be in one piece.
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Yeah, I'd rather be anybody
but myself right now.
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Well, it certainly
wouldn't be the first time.
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Okay, now, just remember
you're from Connecticut...
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...and you transferred to Bel-Air Academy
and you row on the crew team.
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Now, where did you transfer from?
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- Bend over.
- It's Andover. We're going back home.
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Ah. Mr. Banks, did you forget something?
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You know, I'm glad you asked.
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I forgot to give you the number
to my direct line.
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Look, I'm very flattered, but I...
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You know, that is an absolutely
intoxicating fragrance that you're wearing.
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Come closer.
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Hey.
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That's a fake mustache.
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No, it's not.
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Ah! Yes, it is.
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No, it's not.
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Look, I don't know who you are,
but I'm calling your real parents right now.
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Will.
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No, it's not.
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Is that fat guy following us?
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What fat guy? Come on.
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Is there some reason
why you're following us?
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- Will?
- Well, it ain't Fat Albert.
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We've been in here for hours, man.
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I don't wanna die.
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I wanna live.
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Look, at least you got a chance
to live life to it's fullest.
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I only had one woman. One.
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I don't want this to end.
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It doesn't have to.
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Will you marry me?
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[LAUGHS]
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You are too adorable for words.
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Can I give you a kiss goodbye?
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Yes.
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Tomorrow morning.
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Well, what time should I come back?
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My life has been so pathetic.
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No, it hasn't.
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Well, yeah, it has.
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Who cares? It's over.
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When the elevator was falling
and I thought we were gonna die...
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...your life flashed before my eyes.
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If I only had your magic with the women.
253
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,900
Come on, Carlton, all these years, man,
haven't you caught on?
254
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:28,730
I mean, half the battle
is the lyrics you toss at the honeys.
255
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:33,210
Girl, you look good, I wish I could
plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.
256
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,910
Girl, I got to tell you.
257
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,480
That suit look like a piece of good God,
wrapped up with some have mercy...
258
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,410
...with a side of oomph!
259
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,280
I've seen your picture before.
260
00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:49,720
Oh, yeah, that's right.
It was in the dictionary next to "ka-blam!"
261
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:52,830
- Two cappuccinos, please.
- Mm.
262
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,460
Well, I'm hoping you like it dark, hot...
263
00:16:56,630 --> 00:17:01,070
...sweet and with a spoon in It.
264
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:05,800
Look, miss, I'd just like to apologize...
265
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,670
...on behalf of my gender
for his rude behavior.
266
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,400
That's okay.
267
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:15,110
No, it's not.
He had no reason to act like that.
268
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,980
I'm sorry.
269
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,080
It's okay.
270
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,050
Look, could I call you sometime?
271
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:26,130
Yeah, call me.
272
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,920
Thank you.
273
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:38,070
Yo, baby,
I know your feet must be tired...
274
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,770
...because you've been running
through my mind all day!
275
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,770
Oh, come, come my brother...
276
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:46,380
...you don't always leave the party
with a favor.
277
00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:49,580
- I didn't come here from Philly to hear...
- Oh, it's gonna happen.
278
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,520
I am tired of you. Get out of my face!
279
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:55,990
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- You need to shut up!
280
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,350
You know what?
281
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,220
- You ain't never gonna change.
- You ain't never gonna change.
282
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,620
- Give me the last word.
- Give me the last word.
283
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,890
- You're not.
- You're not.
284
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,120
- Yes, I am.
- Yes, I am.
285
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,700
- Damn.
- Damn.
286
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:11,930
Yeah, sure, bring up the one time
that a woman walks away from me.
287
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,810
- One time?
- One time?
288
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:19,440
Hold, hold, hold it, baby.
See, now, I noticed you noticing me.
289
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:24,080
So I just want to put you on notice
that I noticed you too.
290
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,280
And?
291
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:29,050
And to let you know that I might
consider letting you be with me.
292
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:32,060
Is that what passes for a compliment
around here?
293
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,320
- Listen.
- You listen.
294
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,020
If you want a shot with me...
295
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,640
...maybe you should try talking to me
like a human being, okay? Got it?
296
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,770
Actually, baby, you got it,
but I take donations.
297
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:51,910
She tied a pork chop around your neck
just so the dog would play with you.
298
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:57,520
Well, you so ugly, your mama
had to feed you with a slingshot.
299
00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:01,320
You're so ugly,
that ain't a fade on your head...
300
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:04,820
...that's your hair running away
from your face.
301
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:08,160
Now, you know
that Hank Farley is not your type.
302
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,600
Strip away the shoulder pads
and the muscles and the dimples...
303
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,960
...and what you got?
- You.
304
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:18,370
Does this look like a place to have fun?
305
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:21,770
I don't think so. Ain't nobody
going to have no fun up in here.
306
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,240
Not me, not you, not her.
307
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:26,010
And definitely not me.
308
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,120
Goodbye, Will.
309
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,220
Whoa, baby, come back here.
310
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:32,680
What is her name?
311
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,620
[ELEVATOR CREAKING]
312
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,990
Oh, no, no, no.
313
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,320
[SCREAMING]
314
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,020
Carlton. Carlton, man,
I'm sorry about all those short jokes.
315
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,570
You know,
it really took a big man to handle it...
316
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,170
...and, well, you tried your best, okay?
317
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,640
I love you, man.
318
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:53,700
I love you too, Will.
319
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,410
You too, man.
320
00:19:56,610 --> 00:20:00,710
Somebody give me some love. Please.
321
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,150
[THUD]
322
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,120
WILL:
We're going up.
323
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,820
CARLTON:
We're gonna live.
324
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:14,360
I'm gonna have one more chance
to do the wild thing.
325
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,430
Get off me.
326
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,160
Whew. The guest of honor is in the house.
327
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,360
Party over here.
328
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,940
[LAUGHS]
329
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,070
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
330
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,910
Oh, oh, oh.
331
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,070
[CHATTERING]
332
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,640
GEOFFREY:
Hey, good evening, Master William.
333
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:42,590
Absolutely bumping party.
334
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,280
Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
335
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,460
Geoffrey?
336
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,600
But you told me your name was Will.
337
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,360
No, I said I was willing.
338
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,100
[LAUGHS]
339
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,900
PHIL:
Hold the elevator.
340
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,780
- Uh-oh.
PHIL: Going down.
341
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,310
WILL:
No, no.
342
00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,550
Help!
343
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,450
Oh, my poor baby.
344
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:21,620
Your whole life must have flashed
before your eyes.
345
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,090
- Kiss me.
- I'd love to.
346
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,400
Hello.
347
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,470
[GIGGLES]
348
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:51,150
Not really.
349
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:54,560
- All I could think about was you.
- Aww.
350
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,660
Mm.25449
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