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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,970 天师撞邪 OLAY制作字幕 2 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:19,650 相传龙虎山张天师 会驱邪抓妖、法力高强 3 00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:24,250 他有一个师弟叫醉道人 辈分很高的 4 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:27,040 但是他整天偷懒 酒瘾又很大 5 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,600 就连早上起床,都用酒来漱口 6 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,420 每次都是因为酒醉而误事 7 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,430 每次闯祸多了,就被降级 8 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:38,370 于是降...降到守门大将军的职位了 9 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:40,670 他现在又在偷酒喝了呀 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,720 醉后乾坤大,壶中日月长 11 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:56,900 这么快就没了 12 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,770 酒来 13 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:18,150 师叔公 14 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:26,800 好可惜啊,一滴也不让它浪费 15 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,650 师叔公 16 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:31,440 看我的缩骨功,缩、缩、缩…… 17 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:37,940 师叔公啊 18 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:46,400 居然是酒,不得了,赶快报告师祖去 19 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:56,900 师叔公啊 20 00:01:58,530 --> 00:01:59,640 你身手怎么湿哒哒的? 21 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,890 是酒!你犯了酒戒了 22 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:06,290 没有啊 23 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:10,550 还说没有?连头发都喝酒了,你倒霉了 24 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:12,920 喝酒…… 25 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,960 师叔公,冤枉啊,真的冤枉啊 26 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:22,930 师叔公 27 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:26,570 你不要怕,我不像张天师那么老顽固 28 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,620 我这个人开通的很啊 29 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:30,710 我是很赞成人喝酒的 30 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:40,140 你偷喝酒我不会去告密的,快去送饭吧 31 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:41,760 谢谢师叔公 32 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:14,230 血!血!给我血……我要血,给我血 33 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:27,120 小法不离扇 34 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:27,770 大法不离毡 35 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:29,150 悬丝易容 36 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,460 五鬼搬运,急急如律令去 37 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:46,190 白切鸡、烧鸭、炸鱼、酒菜 38 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,200 宝贝儿,吃饭了 39 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:54,120 婆婆,来口饭前烟吧 40 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:01,290 有烟没火,你开我玩笑啊? 41 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:03,530 有火,来 42 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,920 好孩子,赏你两个铜子儿 43 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,030 才两个子儿啊? 44 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:22,200 先拿着 45 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:28,500 够了吧? 46 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:30,660 多谢婆婆 47 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,650 中看不中用喔 48 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:38,390 是假的 49 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,350 如果真的能变钱,世界上就没有穷人了 50 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:42,120 傻瓜 51 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:45,640 我们游家,从你祖公游余苏 52 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,730 到你祖父游芝路,再到你爸爸游炸贵 53 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:53,030 现在传到你游白云这一代 54 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,300 唉...代代单传 55 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,040 半年前,我已经托媒婆帮你找女孩人家了 56 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:02,710 怎么到现在还是没有什么消息呢? 57 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,390 阿婆,不用了 58 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,820 我一定会找一个像母猪一样能生的 59 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:08,460 来做你的孙媳妇 60 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,550 我去看看 61 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,550 游白云 你是不是看不上我的妹妹 62 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:22,840 不是看不上,是不喜欢 63 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:25,670 这么嚣张,我看你是欠打了 64 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,200 你敢动手打我? 65 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:32,360 住手 66 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,720 哎呀 游老太太 67 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:40,960 我给你六个姑娘的时辰八字让你选 怎么一点回音都没有呀,真的是急死人了 68 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:41,870 没有呀 69 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,450 怎么会没有呀 我全部给了游公子了的 70 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:46,900 白云 71 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:51,740 是不是有这回事呀? 好像是有呀... 72 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,260 为什么你不给我看 73 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,500 老婆是要面对一辈子的,当然是自己找好过 74 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,110 你一定是想我们游家绝后了 我今天一定要帮你选一个老婆 75 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:14,190 这个针指向那个姑娘中的名字,那就是你的老婆了 76 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:18,030 好在还有一个缺口 77 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:19,270 大吉利是 78 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,070 先给我伯乖孙子选一个好老婆 79 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:34,860 这个媒人婆利是我是拿定了呀 应该的...应该的 80 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:49,680 停呀...停... 81 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:04,740 我真的是命苦呀,看着我们游家绝后... 82 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,880 我不敢看了,不如死了算了 83 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,190 阿婆,你不要这么冲动呀 84 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,160 不冲动才怪呀 85 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,230 我决定死给你看了 86 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:36,700 臭小子... 87 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,090 我不死,你也不会安心的了 88 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,300 我不是真的想要死的呀 89 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,560 阿婆,你没有真的要死吧?! 90 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:09,740 我现在给你三个月时间去找老婆 过了期限,我就死给你看 91 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:39,670 老弟,麻烦你帮你看一会儿 我去喝两口 很快就回来的 92 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:40,810 谢谢你呀 93 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:12,550 师兄呀 我看见有两个月亮呀 94 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:13,460 不会吧 95 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,900 不是在天上,是在水里面呀 96 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,390 快过来看一看 97 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,380 你看 98 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:24,850 哪有呀?刚刚当更你就开始眼花了 99 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,740 到那边去巡视一下吧 快点 走吧 100 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:52,830 怎么样?有没有什么状况 没有什么事情 101 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,370 止步... 102 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,100 止步? 103 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:41,660 吓唬人呀 104 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:05,800 师傅 105 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,640 师傅,等等我呀 106 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:52,360 醉道人,你喝酒误事 让那妖人邪胜正逃走了 107 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,120 你知道后患无穷吗? 我知罪... 108 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,470 都怪你啦 109 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,800 我限你三个月时间将邪胜正活捉回来 否则打入镇妖卢里代替受罪 110 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,540 遇风化伞 111 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:47,220 代代单传?是你爸爸与爷爷他们不争气罢了 这个也怪我 112 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,440 我就不一样了,长的多子相,又帅... 113 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,150 臭道士,弄我一面泥,有种你就不要跑... 114 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,000 用酒来洗脸,干净且消毒呀 115 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,800 这一次你死定了 116 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:32,360 拜拜... 117 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,180 臭小子,将你的快乐建立在我痛苦之上? 118 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,160 我打死你 119 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,720 飞呀飞呀.... 120 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,480 一飞冲天去呀 121 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,120 真的飞上天了啊?! 122 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,180 请... 123 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,790 赤焰神火 124 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,640 师弟,你的赤焰神火 没有什么进步啊 125 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,340 是你的九子连环厉害 126 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:49,860 我叫你来是要你帮我找九个 生辰八字全属阴的童子鲜血 127 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:50,910 为什么? 128 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,260 练九阴童子剑 129 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,780 杀死张天师 130 00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,870 练九阴童子剑,要残杀七七四十九个小孩的生命 131 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:03,640 这样子做,太伤天害理了 132 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:04,540 少废话 133 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:09,100 我百般修炼,就是要称霸于邪魔界 134 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:14,070 师兄,神州这么大 我上哪去找八字全属阴的童子呢? 135 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:21,140 你不是有个女儿的吗 我尽管试试看呀 136 00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:51,150 找老婆,就重要就是要端庄娴熟 美丽大方 137 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:55,460 这女孩挺符合阿婆的条件 又合我的眼缘 138 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,310 老板 给我一壶茶 139 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,310 为什么我的心扑通扑通直跳呢? 140 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,780 老板给我弄一份斋面呀 好的 马上到 141 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:24,300 追女仔要胆大心细 脸皮厚的 142 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:28,550 胆大心细...我明白了 143 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:30,920 斋面到... 姑娘... 144 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:32,950 小心点嘛... 145 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,550 有办法 146 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,360 肚子好饿了,去找点东西吃先 147 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,680 小姑娘,我带你去吃东西呀 你喜欢吃什么呢? 148 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:55,940 谁要你带呀! 149 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,580 这么香的?! 你用的哪个牌子的花露水呀? 150 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,520 臭男人 我不理你了 先吃点东西吧 151 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,110 小心烫到嘴呀 我们做个朋友,好不好? 152 00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:08,060 我还没有嫁人呢 153 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,290 懒得理你啊 154 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:13,300 懒得理我?也骂一下我呀 155 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,100 姑娘你要去哪呀 等等我啊 156 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,100 真没天理呀,你哪里不打,打我这里 157 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,740 终于见到你笑了 158 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:29,260 亲一个... 再亲... 159 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,660 你的肚子?! 160 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,610 八个月了,我还没有帮他找到爸爸... 161 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,170 算你运气好 这个算在你的账上了 162 00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:44,400 哎呀 我晕了... 163 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,800 你别走呀 不走才怪呀 164 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,110 这个是什么呀? 165 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,950 各位乡亲父老,在下叫烈为 166 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:13,860 现在介绍一下我的家传灵符 给各位见识一下 167 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:22,660 不论是邪风、中风、麻风、死人风 失惊风、马上风都能治的好 168 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,240 你千万不要以为我在发疯 169 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,550 所谓符FIT 符FIT,没有符就不的FIT 170 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:34,380 如果我符FIT不灵的话,就雷霹死...我 171 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,540 各位,如果身上有什么疑难杂症的 尽管出来试试呀 172 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:57,890 老兄 我见你面青青 心惊惊 173 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,870 你的背部一定有什么不妥呀 174 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:10,580 各位,不懂的呢就以为他的是陀峰 其实是背雍 175 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,550 如果不及时医治,就会马上死掉了 176 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,520 今天算你走运,能够遇到我 177 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,700 收你一百两银票 包你治好 178 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,350 一百两银?! 179 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,220 我宁愿留着买棺材好了 180 00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:35,770 治不治啊? 治... 181 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,060 草纸?! 182 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,220 你省下这钱吧 我免费帮你治病 183 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:52,960 我的钱呀... 184 00:24:57,510 --> 00:25:02,420 老鼠啊? 怕怕... 185 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:04,170 金山催眠术 186 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:10,470 睡睡...睡... 187 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,120 低...低... 188 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,120 太极旋风镜 189 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,020 万毒进入长气袋 190 00:26:06,870 --> 00:26:07,320 过气... 191 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,740 这个就叫害人终害已了 192 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,660 发生了什么事呀? 193 00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:27,390 你知法犯法,居然敢破我的法 194 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,990 你用邪术害人骗钱 这不是好办法 195 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:33,580 你敢不敢与我斗符法?! 怕你没有头发呀 196 00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:36,220 请... 197 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,270 这么快就出招术了? 198 00:26:44,990 --> 00:26:46,880 小子,你死定的了 199 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,350 你死我还未必死呢 200 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,780 灵符现 显威灵 急急如律令 201 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:07,790 我这碗五毒水,碰都不能碰 你敢不敢喝呀? 202 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:09,660 小意思啦 203 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:22,030 我这碗五辣水,一点点就辣的你出烟 你敢不敢试试呀? 204 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:23,220 敢... 205 00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:31,280 来喝吧 难道喝了会死呀 206 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,750 看你喝的这么过瘾啊 207 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:49,710 很热是不是? 208 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,580 我的穿云箭 百发百中的 209 00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:57,780 开弓 210 00:27:58,670 --> 00:27:58,910 挡住 211 00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:04,180 被挡住了,也不是很厉害啊 212 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:09,310 上... 213 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,710 糟糕 躲不了了 214 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,420 我看你怎么挡 215 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:18,740 车大炮 216 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,950 我这个小钢炮无坚不摧的 这次你死定了 217 00:28:28,890 --> 00:28:29,750 校准炮口位置 218 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:34,020 水... 219 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:44,540 怎么回事,不响的? 220 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,500 兄弟,你的法力真是厉害 221 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:05,670 那个李教主,在卧龙岭设坛招女婿 如果你去参加,你一定是他女婿了 222 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,500 各位乡绅父老 各位武林高手 223 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,340 本教主今天在这里招女婿 条件就是要武功高强的人 224 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:27,630 老伯 我是怕你不行了呀 225 00:29:30,910 --> 00:29:35,350 什么,谁说我不行了,我不是处男的 有眼不识泰山 226 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,080 至于我的女儿嘛 227 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,990 只是看她的半边脸就美艳动人了 228 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:42,470 其他方面更不用说了 229 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,420 哗 正点啊 230 00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:53,510 凡是时辰八字属全阴,而且还是处男的人 231 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:56,920 才能与我的女儿相配 现在符合条件的只有三位 232 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,620 是 癞蛤蟆 233 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,820 漆交升 我...有... 234 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:03,630 游白云 我... 235 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:09,060 老处男 你的八字生的不够好啊 来咯 236 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,070 除了八字合之外,还要穿上特别的新郎服 237 00:30:15,870 --> 00:30:18,500 也就是说你们要走过钉床,跳过火桩 238 00:30:19,490 --> 00:30:21,120 然后再与新娘拜堂 239 00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:24,180 祝你们前途似锦 240 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:25,660 步步高升 241 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,120 漆交升... 242 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,520 你呀 我当然知道 243 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,120 第二位 244 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,790 走错方向了,是那边呀 245 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,470 我只是在运功... 246 00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:28,270 装模作样...是假装的... 247 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:29,980 我弃权 248 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,080 最后一位... 249 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:11,470 好样的 250 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,150 好啊... 251 00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:26,960 你先到后面休息一会 等候成亲 252 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,470 众望所归 我厉害吧... 253 00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:45,730 请坐... 好呀 254 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:04,380 里面坐呀 请坐... 255 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,620 这次回去阿婆一定会很开心 256 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:12,950 啊,我老婆叫什么名字呀? 李爱 257 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:16,380 我爱?! 不是,姓李,名字叫爱 258 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,880 喔...李爱...李爱 259 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,110 不错吧 260 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,560 不错...不错 这名字挺好听呀 261 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,710 这样不行呀 这不是给他做了入赘女婿? 262 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,880 不行,先出去跟未来岳父商量一下 263 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:39,550 啊... 摔死我了 救命啊... 264 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:43,910 救命啊... 看你怕的,这么矮怎摔的死你 你真幽默 265 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,380 李爱 266 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,940 钟无艳呀 吓死我了,现在轮到我害怕了 267 00:33:57,690 --> 00:33:58,460 狗翻墙 268 00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:06,340 别走啊 被女人骑过,会倒楣三年的 269 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,860 办好了手续,你还想走? 270 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,580 我还没有入伙,为什么不能走? 271 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,000 你敢走我就阉了你 拿刀来 272 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:16,750 看你还敢不敢走 273 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,500 快跳出去呀 别跑啊 274 00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:31,500 差点让她给阉了啊 275 00:34:32,260 --> 00:34:33,070 走的快好世界 276 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,780 他是你老公,你一定要将他找回来 277 00:34:42,270 --> 00:34:42,940 他要找他算账 278 00:34:47,390 --> 00:34:48,580 我会办好的了 279 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:55,240 今天都不知道怎么了 都不知道买什么好? 280 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,810 你看他? 去,这么难看啊 281 00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:01,090 快点呀,怎么慢慢吞吞的 282 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,140 赚你一点点钱,拼命催,想做死人吗 283 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:07,620 还给你了 烂裤子... 284 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:13,900 你还往哪里跑? 285 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,430 你真活该,就会欺负客家人 286 00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:19,320 这次烂的更惨 287 00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:26,750 男女授受不亲呀 你到底要不要与我成亲? 288 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,030 我被你吓到了 289 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,060 别走呀 别拉我的裤子啊 290 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,710 走光了 非礼啊 291 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,940 非礼啊 有人叫非礼啊 292 00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,350 这么倡狂 293 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,220 起来 294 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,890 你们两位差大哥来的正好 295 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,490 她呀... 被你非礼是不是? 296 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,040 不是呀 还敢说不是 297 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:57,140 你也算胆大了 竟然敢在我们地头搞事 298 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,260 我怎么非礼她,你说呀... 299 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:05,900 看...她说不出来了... 说不出来了吧... 300 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:08,290 他这样非礼我的... 301 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,300 他一见到我就脱下裤子 302 00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:14,270 接着打肿了我的眼睛 303 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:15,710 这么狠毒... 304 00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:17,860 扯开我的衣服... 305 00:36:20,910 --> 00:36:21,590 后来呢? 306 00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:26,630 后来将我抱上枱,分开我的双脚 扯起我的裙子... 307 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:29,750 还有呢? 308 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:32,810 你问他吧... 309 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,360 你们不要相信她呀 难道相信你讲的呀?! 310 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:39,350 想拒捕呀? 311 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,680 先生 请问有没有 见到一个穿四角内裤的年青人经过 312 00:37:09,910 --> 00:37:10,660 好的 谢谢你 313 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,250 你飞天 我飞天 你跳海 我就跳海 反正你走不了了 314 00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:34,070 你爱我烂 我爱你烂 烂衣服... 315 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:38,840 每次想扔了你 都不舍得 316 00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:43,760 全身痒 先洗一个澡吧 317 00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:02,580 真舒服 先做一下热身运动呀 318 00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:15,150 我右边擦 我左边擦 我上边擦 我下边擦 擦完胸再擦鞋 319 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:27,580 顺手捡到一条裤子 320 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:33,420 谁? 我是路过的,想休息一下行不行? 321 00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:35,100 你自己看着办 322 00:38:38,090 --> 00:38:40,510 老兄 你在里面干什么呀? 洗澡 323 00:38:45,930 --> 00:38:48,440 想看什么... 怎么会没有水的声音? 324 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,400 沙漠枭雄出浴啊 325 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,670 那就是有尘没有水呀 326 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,140 醒目,这就叫做干洗了 327 00:38:56,830 --> 00:38:57,380 干洗? 328 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:03,830 这人叫做太乙净身法 在热沙里混进了珍贵的药材 329 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,700 可以行气益血 搓出来的老泥还可以治百病呀 330 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,940 这样我也想试试呀 331 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,520 好像在哪里见过呀 332 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:24,850 洗完澡特别清爽 这个葫芦... 333 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,270 用来装酒的 你不要动我的宝贝 334 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:33,860 怎么不见了的? 335 00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:39,780 在这里... 336 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,580 你干什么? 你同性恋呀?! 337 00:39:46,790 --> 00:39:47,630 这条裤子是我的... 338 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,060 是你?! 就是我呀 339 00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:52,220 怎么会这么巧的呀 340 00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:57,270 刚刚好撞在我的拳头上了 341 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,880 从来只有我打人 没有人敢动我的 342 00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,390 我穿上衣服跟你再打过... 343 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:07,980 绑上双手让我呀? 344 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,860 这次糟了... 345 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,250 向上爬... 爬的高跌的伤 346 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:50,270 人老了 气力都差了呀 真的很可怜啊 347 00:40:54,070 --> 00:40:55,870 这一下摔的我好伤呀 348 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,190 拿凳子呀? 349 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:04,180 我坐 、我敲 全软了 350 00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:14,180 我的脚... 不错的腿功呀 351 00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:18,160 我劈... 学人做倒挂金钩呀 352 00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:25,160 变太监了... 353 00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:38,780 你真行,欺负我老了是吧 你也不差呀,以大欺小 354 00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:44,700 既然大家都这么厉害,不如我们做个兄弟吧 好吧 做个死党 355 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:48,110 我们喝两杯庆祝一下 奉陪到底 356 00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:53,060 我们猜拳 罚喝酒吧 发财拳呀 357 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,170 太复杂了 那你想猜什么拳呢 358 00:41:56,510 --> 00:41:57,590 猜个简单的剪刀石头呀 359 00:41:57,980 --> 00:41:59,720 什么是剪刀拳呀 就是包剪石头拳 360 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,120 输了还要让人打一巴掌 好的,怕你呀 361 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:03,220 来呀 362 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,910 我们一层一层的喝 363 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,950 看谁先喝到最后一层 好呀 364 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:16,700 我出石头,你出包 我输了 赏你一巴掌 365 00:42:17,350 --> 00:42:17,850 打轻一点 366 00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:20,820 先来三碗... 367 00:42:28,670 --> 00:42:30,230 过瘾...过瘾... 368 00:42:30,470 --> 00:42:31,060 可惜不够量 369 00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:36,600 剪 370 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,580 我出剪,你出石头,我又输了 371 00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:44,160 死龅牙,骗酒喝... 372 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:09,110 还是不够量... 373 00:43:11,010 --> 00:43:11,700 再来 374 00:43:18,790 --> 00:43:19,940 大家都出剪,你为什么打我? 375 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:22,140 我的是大剪,你的是小剪 376 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,220 游白云... 377 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,100 我们是死党,不要再打了 最多我吃亏让你喝呀 378 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:38,830 那又不一样了 379 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,360 先顺一顺气吧 这还差不多 算你会做 380 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:53,860 先放下吧 381 00:43:57,790 --> 00:43:58,340 游白云 382 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,190 没有了 我的酒... 我下次赔给你 383 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:04,740 帮帮忙,先将这女孩甩了 怎么你很怕她吗? 384 00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:08,280 我见鬼就怕一会儿 见到她就是怕一辈子呀 385 00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,100 他说见到你害怕一辈子 是不是真的呀? 386 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:14,870 管你什么事呀 死兔子牙 387 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:17,470 死兔子牙你为什么这样害我 388 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,060 你再跑 我就打断你的狗腿 389 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,170 有没有撞爆呀? 390 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,410 见你怕成这样子,让我来帮帮你吧 391 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,180 来...穿过来呀..穿过来呀 392 00:44:41,910 --> 00:44:43,100 你穿过了,我也穿过去. 393 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:56,710 我帮你逃过了一劫,你也很应该... 帮你是吧? 394 00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:00,870 帮我抓妖人 邪胜正 395 00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:02,480 怪物?! 396 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:14,190 一休哥 聊斋好黑呀 我好怕呀 出来啦 397 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:17,590 你不要害怕,有我保护你 398 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,100 又喝酒呀? 399 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,620 酒肉穿肠过肚呀 喝少一点吧 400 00:45:39,710 --> 00:45:43,220 你乱说了,喝酒会行气活血的 401 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:44,680 身体好啊 402 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,670 你怎么这样,都不理我的 403 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,270 我醉了 404 00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:06,740 起来啦 405 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:14,510 你喝又醉 不喝又醉 你的这馊主意行不行的? 406 00:46:17,510 --> 00:46:18,810 让我清醒一下先 407 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:23,580 我们玩游戏吧 好呀 好呀 408 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:24,950 玩什么好呢? 409 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:34,310 小孩充当大头鬼 我一个一个抓回去 410 00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:39,380 想到玩什么了吗? 想到了,我们玩弹弓 411 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,150 瞄准...发射 412 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:03,980 夹住了一个傻瓜 413 00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:09,230 小孩子玩弄大人? 414 00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:17,620 找地方躲起来咯 过来..过来... 415 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:26,900 怎么这么厉害呀? 416 00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:34,630 打醒你 你是最尾,我是第一 417 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,040 谁打我? 418 00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:42,870 无影脚 419 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:53,560 还抓不到你 420 00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,160 这么重? 421 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,260 又打中这里 422 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:25,060 急尿... 兄弟不用害怕,我来了 423 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,020 镇定一点 有我在... 424 00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:41,540 是我啊 住手啊 425 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:44,770 怎么是你呀 426 00:48:47,410 --> 00:48:49,190 你喝的这么醉,乱打一通 427 00:48:51,460 --> 00:48:52,980 那个黑不溜湫的呢? 早走了啊 428 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:54,760 叫你少喝一点的了 429 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,870 我最多明天戒酒呀 430 00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:35,990 师傅 怎么空手回来呀 小孩子呢? 431 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:41,190 今天晚上出了点意外 明天我一定努力抓几个补回来 432 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:48,060 你也辛苦了 应该休息一下了 多谢师傅 433 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,380 不要乱动呀,这个叫 轰天雷 434 00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:12,260 发射出来就得粉身碎骨了 435 00:50:12,690 --> 00:50:13,760 你的老爷车,还挺多法宝的呀 436 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:14,860 那还用说 437 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,790 这个叫做“蹊巧灵珑车” 438 00:50:17,220 --> 00:50:19,720 遇到风就变风车,遇到水就变水车 439 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:21,060 不是老爷车 440 00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,510 去那边买点酒先 441 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,140 小姐,买什么酒呀? 442 00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:42,060 酒呀 去喝点肥仔水先 443 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:43,520 你又说戒酒了? 444 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:44,480 明天再开始呀 445 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,030 天天都说明天,那就是不用戒了 446 00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:47,340 那你又不是很蠢的呀 447 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,250 玩玩他的车先 448 00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:58,430 怎么会有这样子的人? 449 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,090 有钱也不是这样子来浪费 450 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:06,660 老板,你与酒有仇呀? 没有仇 451 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,420 能喝就不要浪费了 452 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:12,580 一定要把它浪费了 453 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,970 那你便宜点卖给我吧 454 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:14,860 那又不能卖的呀 455 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:18,750 那让我闻一下,可以吧? 456 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:20,510 闻一下,可以 457 00:51:26,930 --> 00:51:28,470 闻就可以,添就不行。 458 00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:38,350 别走呀 我捉 459 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,070 别走.. 460 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:41,900 哎呀, 大家一开见水,没的喝了 461 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,180 有的喝 462 00:51:43,710 --> 00:51:46,150 只要你帮我做一件事情,就任由你喝个够 463 00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:47,740 我要考虑一下先 464 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:49,700 好的 465 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:07,150 死兔子牙转性啦,收拾的这么干净的? 466 00:52:11,350 --> 00:52:12,380 还做好了饭给我吃呀? 467 00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:14,740 嗯..不错.. 468 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,060 还真好味道 469 00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:25,780 你干什么呀? 470 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:27,780 是你呀... 人吓人会吓死人的 471 00:52:28,910 --> 00:52:30,090 真是倒楣了 472 00:52:30,790 --> 00:52:32,580 你跑哪里去了呀?担心死你了 473 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,450 你倒挺关心我的呀 474 00:52:34,970 --> 00:52:37,320 我担心你发生交通意外,把我的车撞坏而已 475 00:52:37,610 --> 00:52:38,500 我没有买保险的 476 00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:40,290 肚子饭死了,先吃饭再说吧 477 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,180 不错吧? 478 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:45,720 挺合我的口味的 479 00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:48,020 你找到老婆没有? 很难找的啦 480 00:52:48,550 --> 00:52:50,900 不难,我已经帮你找到了一个了 481 00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:54,340 她孔武有力 会打老公呀? 482 00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:58,180 不是打人 是会劈柴 挑水 洗衣服,还帮你按摩 483 00:52:58,710 --> 00:53:00,710 一切都包了 连佣人都不用请了 484 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,800 一年下来那不是省下很多钱? 485 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,220 还有呀 她的屁股很大的 486 00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:07,940 屁股大怎么好? 好生养呀 487 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:13,500 阿婆喜欢这样的 所以丑一点也没关系了呀 没所谓 488 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:15,380 喝汤吧 谢谢 489 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:19,620 趁热喝呀 490 00:53:20,890 --> 00:53:22,420 怎么是你呀? 我说的就是她了啊 491 00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:25,530 很正点吧 你看房间打扫的这么干净 492 00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:27,370 做的菜又符合你的胃口 493 00:53:28,110 --> 00:53:29,860 你还站着干什么呀? 快坐呀 494 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,190 不是坐这边,是坐那边啊 495 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:46,490 好痛呀 496 00:53:48,580 --> 00:53:49,390 怎么这么不小心的 497 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:51,030 有没有摔伤了屁股呀? 498 00:53:58,230 --> 00:53:59,160 白云哥 499 00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:02,800 你还打的我不够吗? 500 00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:08,940 笑...笑... 501 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,810 白云哥 502 00:54:16,870 --> 00:54:18,180 笑也笑的比别人难看 503 00:54:20,030 --> 00:54:21,780 不是呀 挺好看的呢 504 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,340 好看?! 她笑的就像是蛤蟆王八闭月羞花的样子 505 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,170 什么? 506 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:29,530 她左边的脸没那么好看而已 507 00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:32,820 你就站在右边看就觉得好看了呀 知道吗? 508 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:36,030 既然你说的这么好 那我吃亏点,让给你好了 509 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,520 好呀 不... 510 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:39,950 君子不夺人所好 511 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,650 本来我是美丑都是无所谓的 但是她拿刀来追斩我 512 00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:45,140 害我差点给差人抓走 513 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:47,820 你干嘛这么生气呀 我也是为了你好的 514 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,290 我不想你这样对我好呀 515 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,030 你这臭小子啊 怎么样?打我呀 516 00:54:51,670 --> 00:54:54,620 打就打,还有选日子呀 517 00:54:55,230 --> 00:54:55,900 不要打呀 不要拉着我呀 518 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:01,550 你们快住手呀 519 00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:25,610 不要打了呀 520 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:32,750 老虎不发威,你当我是病猫呀 521 00:55:36,890 --> 00:55:37,420 怕了吧 522 00:55:51,710 --> 00:55:52,290 认识的呀 523 00:56:09,810 --> 00:56:11,690 老邪,你一声不响的就走了 524 00:56:12,230 --> 00:56:13,920 害的我是鸡犬不宁啊 525 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:18,720 你不要再玩了呀,乖乖的跟我回去 让我好好服侍你吧 526 00:56:24,290 --> 00:56:25,960 你就是让我帮你抓这个呆子呀 527 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,140 不就是这个呆子咯 快点抓住他呀 528 00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:30,430 现在不是送上门了吗 你来抓呀 529 00:56:34,570 --> 00:56:36,710 哗呀,好毒呀... 530 00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,060 碰到一点都不行呀 531 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,220 让我以毒攻毒吧 532 00:56:45,070 --> 00:56:46,430 给你一颗老泥丸享受一下 533 00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:48,650 来,张开嘴巴吧 534 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:00,660 你怎么样了? 535 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,820 不要拉着我呀 536 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:29,820 幻光遁影术 537 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,390 老邪,算你跑的快,要不然就... 538 00:57:57,860 --> 00:57:58,540 你就死定了 539 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,500 你就放心吧 他怎么也猜不到,我们会不离开这里 540 00:58:16,070 --> 00:58:19,030 你自找没趣,为什么像个冤鬼一样跟着我呢 541 00:58:19,510 --> 00:58:21,490 你不跟着我,就不会弄成现在这样了 542 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,770 你呀 死兔牙 543 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,510 要是你不带她回来,就什么事情都不会发生了 544 00:58:25,860 --> 00:58:26,500 学人家做月老牵线 545 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,220 害的人家现在比钟无艳还丑了 546 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,310 还不快点想办法呀 547 00:58:36,370 --> 00:58:38,620 办法不是没有,但我的心情现在不爽啊 548 00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:47,020 算是我的不对了 549 00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:55,300 你到外面逛一转,到天亮再回来 550 00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:57,380 就会有意想不到的收获了 551 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:01,820 你还不走? 552 00:59:09,940 --> 00:59:10,470 痛呀 553 00:59:13,590 --> 00:59:16,110 迟一点医治,就剧毒攻心了 554 00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:17,900 医了都是浪费药物 555 00:59:18,390 --> 00:59:22,580 除非逼血气运行于表皮,怪病怪医 556 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,420 一定要让她害怕 557 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,540 李爱,我要强奸你呀 558 00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,000 不要这样呀 559 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,030 不要跑呀 560 00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:53,220 死呀你 561 00:59:57,860 --> 00:59:59,160 爆缸了 562 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,480 举头三尺有神灵呀 563 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,480 神见到都是睁只眼闭只眼啦 564 01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:15,250 菩萨你原谅我呀 我这样做也是为了救人啊 565 01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:23,820 看东西啊 566 01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:35,820 这个时候晕就是时候了 567 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,900 让我将工具拿出来先 568 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:56,560 前中穴 569 01:00:57,270 --> 01:00:59,800 天中穴 570 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:04,470 一定是在后面了 571 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:07,960 让它给跑了 572 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,960 十指痛归心呀 573 01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:24,460 我扎...扎回去... 574 01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:31,460 又走了 575 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,000 在哪里呢? 576 01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,460 跑到前面了 577 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:38,200 怎么样也得追 578 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,000 早晨,穿回衣服吧 579 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:58,600 你把我怎么样了? 580 01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:02,140 我从头到脚,都一次搞定 581 01:03:03,410 --> 01:03:04,240 去死吧,你 582 01:03:06,790 --> 01:03:07,560 老淫棍 583 01:03:07,980 --> 01:03:09,230 我是特意这样做的? 你说什么?! 584 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,390 你干出这样的事情 585 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:18,560 你误会了,我是说特意一次搞掂你中的毒 586 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:32,150 黄绿医生,你把我医的比以前更丑了 587 01:03:35,620 --> 01:03:38,930 这个你不要慌张,还有最后的手术没做完呢 588 01:03:47,150 --> 01:03:47,880 剥皮 589 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:51,290 不痛的,忍一下就行了 590 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,140 昨天晚上假装强奸你,就是想让你害怕 591 01:03:56,590 --> 01:03:58,160 逼那些毒运行于表皮 592 01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:03,240 再用药钗,将那些毒液吸干 这样就没事了 593 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,590 为什么你不早点跟我说呢 594 01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,100 早说,就不灵验了 595 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:14,440 你自己照下镜子,看看呀 596 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,280 你真的是神医啊 597 01:04:40,630 --> 01:04:42,420 好开心 我好喜欢呀 598 01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:47,430 你怎么了?? 599 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,840 你开心,我也很高兴 600 01:04:54,430 --> 01:04:55,740 换过一套漂亮衣服吧 601 01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:05,950 让他臭小子回来后,给他一个惊喜。 602 01:05:09,150 --> 01:05:09,750 我走了 603 01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:14,480 你走也要等游白云回来再走呀 604 01:05:15,090 --> 01:05:16,820 他那么讨厌我,我还是走算了 605 01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:19,660 他回来了 606 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:28,460 早晨 607 01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:35,320 你... 608 01:05:35,550 --> 01:05:36,570 你爱的人不就是她咯 609 01:05:37,410 --> 01:05:38,020 好正点呀 610 01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:44,280 好狗不挡道,请让开一点 611 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:45,710 你要去哪里呀? 612 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,380 玩完了... 613 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:51,960 谁玩完了呀 她说要走了呀 614 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,350 摔死我了呀,心口好疼 615 01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:02,650 等等我呀,我还要带你回去见我的婆婆呢 616 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,910 我像个癞蛤蟆那样闭月羞花,怎么配的上你呢 617 01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:11,950 你听我说呀,你听错了 618 01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:15,660 我是说沉鱼落雁、闭月羞花那样漂亮 619 01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:17,340 我笑的很难看的呀 620 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:22,980 这是我以前的错觉,其实你笑的很甜美 621 01:06:26,590 --> 01:06:29,060 你不给我面子,也要给兔牙面子啊 622 01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:32,420 我面皮这么厚,不用别人给面子了 623 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:35,460 死老鬼呀,以后我一定整一整你 624 01:06:36,650 --> 01:06:38,540 不过我也想多一个人,陪我一起喝酒呀 625 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,040 那你就留下来啊 626 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:48,520 师弟,你的女儿也算胆大了 居然帮着外人来对付我 627 01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:56,580 我限你今晚搞定那小子 要不然,我让你们父女从人间消失 628 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,630 这样子洗衣服,双手很容易变粗的 629 01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:07,020 让我来帮你洗吧 不要碍手碍脚了 630 01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:10,320 你这么喜欢洗,就洗兔牙的衣服吧 631 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:17,990 以前洗衣服用石头磨,我洗衣服就用石头拍 632 01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:20,460 拍...拍的失魂又落魄 633 01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:22,870 拍死人呀,拍... 634 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,340 哎呀,我的喝喜酒的衣服没了 635 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:32,260 都是你这人的错,要不怎么会这么麻烦 636 01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:34,160 对老人家不要这样没礼貌 637 01:07:35,390 --> 01:07:36,460 你这样子帮他,是不是喜欢他呀? 638 01:07:36,830 --> 01:07:37,740 是不是,都不关你的事 639 01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:42,400 你不要以为你自己真的很漂亮呀 不知多少女孩送上我,我都不在乎 640 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,530 不要难为自己了 我马上去找一个让你看 641 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,520 别听他乱讲,他一定会回来的 642 01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:05,800 小姐,你真漂亮呀 643 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,510 哎呀,不要这样子呀 644 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,280 快住手了,不要这样多手 再这样,我就不理你了 645 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,380 好的,那我就斯文一点 646 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:21,820 HI 兔子牙 647 01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:29,220 我看是哪个女的这么嚣张 648 01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:31,680 看不见 649 01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:35,290 好臭,好臭 650 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:39,420 好难看呀,坏蛋 651 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,590 我们真的是很般配呀 652 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:02,450 不要乱摸呀 653 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,130 游白云,你当我是透明的吗? 654 01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:06,270 有人好生气呀 655 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:07,350 我打死你这个狐狸精 656 01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,100 是假的呀 657 01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:22,960 就是一只啄木鸟呀 658 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,110 什么意思呀? 659 01:09:25,890 --> 01:09:27,350 做大,兼且抓虫啊 660 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:32,950 其实呢,你是半斤,她也有八两 661 01:09:33,550 --> 01:09:36,650 早点拉上天窗就好了,还斗什么气呀 662 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:43,850 爹 663 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,250 拜见岳父... 664 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:56,950 好女婿,岳父今晚来超度你了 665 01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,620 爹呀 不要挡着我 666 01:10:01,550 --> 01:10:06,410 李教主,你还是积点阴德,成全他们两个好点 667 01:10:07,690 --> 01:10:10,220 醉道人,不关你的事情,你最好不要理会 668 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:14,890 你如果多管闲事,我连你也一起超度了 669 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,280 游白云,你打头,我在后面帮你。 670 01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:27,960 老头,小心引火自焚呀 671 01:10:46,770 --> 01:10:47,600 水...水呀 672 01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:28,360 什么家伙? 673 01:11:32,610 --> 01:11:33,260 会喷火呀 674 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,790 悬丝火傀儡 算你识货 675 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:43,530 你攻前面,我打后面 676 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:51,260 早知我攻前面,你打后面呀,压死我了 677 01:12:29,890 --> 01:12:32,420 爹 你停手吧 再怎么说他也是你半个儿子 678 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:34,810 臭丫头,帮外人不帮我 679 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,940 你以为是过家家吗 你这样做是不对的 680 01:12:37,470 --> 01:12:39,010 好样的,我老婆说的对呀 681 01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:10,060 舞水龙呀... 682 01:13:51,350 --> 01:13:51,770 射死你 683 01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:54,580 看你死不死... 684 01:13:55,060 --> 01:14:00,080 有了水龙,我们来个群龙乱舞 685 01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:28,020 哎呀 没有东西射了 686 01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:33,020 怎么这么快没水了? 你以为这个是水塘嘛 687 01:14:36,460 --> 01:14:38,020 你们没有水了 那么就准备好变烧猪吧 688 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:46,020 现在真的是舞乱龙呀 689 01:14:47,670 --> 01:14:48,660 你们等着,我去搬水 690 01:14:51,850 --> 01:14:52,780 爹,你不要这样呀 691 01:14:53,630 --> 01:14:54,060 水来了 692 01:14:57,170 --> 01:14:57,540 快点过来呀 来了...来了 693 01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:18,310 引火自焚了吧 694 01:15:31,780 --> 01:15:32,740 爹,你没事吧? 695 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:34,840 你的脸? 696 01:15:35,450 --> 01:15:36,660 是兔子牙帮我治好的 697 01:15:39,370 --> 01:15:40,910 是邪胜正要杀你们 698 01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:41,500 他在哪里? 699 01:15:41,780 --> 01:15:43,050 他躲在东面五里的白骨洞里 700 01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:44,830 我们快点去找他出来 701 01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:50,520 慢着,他利用魔音箫声, 控制血蟾,奇毒无比,你们要小心点 702 01:15:53,110 --> 01:15:53,830 魔音箫? 703 01:16:40,090 --> 01:16:44,050 老邪,你害的你爸爸好惨呀 我今天一定要抓你回去了 704 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,540 你进来了,就不会有命再出去了 705 01:16:47,550 --> 01:16:52,330 上次让你吹箫,吹的我们鸡毛鸭血 这次我让你吹的BIBI声 706 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:55,090 看你怎么挡我的毒音魔箫! 707 01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:03,790 对我没有用 708 01:17:12,220 --> 01:17:13,030 你再继续吹呀 709 01:17:20,170 --> 01:17:21,050 你的翅膀断了 710 01:18:13,820 --> 01:18:14,380 一人乐队 711 01:18:24,710 --> 01:18:25,220 指挥 712 01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:27,530 开始 713 01:19:20,810 --> 01:19:23,500 我八音破你的魔音,看你怎么办? 714 01:19:47,370 --> 01:19:48,390 吹的我没气了 715 01:19:57,910 --> 01:19:58,980 快点走呀,不然就一块死了 716 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:16,870 快点进去看看 717 01:20:17,530 --> 01:20:22,700 老邪...你不要死呀 718 01:20:23,150 --> 01:20:25,200 你死了,你就难办了呀 719 01:20:25,850 --> 01:20:29,530 老邪...爆到尸骨全无了 720 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:32,920 叫我怎么回去交差呢 死定了 721 01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:43,490 你不能回去交差,我也很难过 不过我要回去向我婆婆交差了 722 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,870 想沾喜庆,就一起来呀 723 01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:49,460 有人欢喜,有人忧 724 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:53,700 一拜天地 725 01:20:56,480 --> 01:20:57,490 二拜高堂 726 01:21:02,980 --> 01:21:04,860 今天我很开心呀 727 01:21:07,490 --> 01:21:08,750 我就担心了 728 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:10,250 夫妻交拜 729 01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:11,850 夫妻...对拜 730 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:16,720 你走开呀,你... 阻住人家 731 01:21:19,330 --> 01:21:20,600 送入洞房 732 01:21:23,850 --> 01:21:27,740 等一等,新娘要先过我们游家的子孙棒 733 01:21:35,650 --> 01:21:37,540 亲家,没有这种规矩的呀 734 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:41,670 怎么没有?你招女婿是要走钉盖、火桩 735 01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:45,320 我娶孙媳妇,就要棒打新娘 736 01:21:49,670 --> 01:21:51,010 怕就两人一起,不要担心 737 01:22:39,090 --> 01:22:41,070 我们可以行房了 不...是洞房 738 01:22:42,930 --> 01:22:45,560 百子千孙,马上洞房 739 01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:59,940 快点上龙床,夫妻游龙戏凤,生下几个龙仔 740 01:23:00,970 --> 01:23:01,710 多谢.. 741 01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:04,730 今天努力一点,不要让阿婆失望啊 742 01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:07,360 我会打破传统,生个双胞胎的了 743 01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,380 好啊... 744 01:23:09,170 --> 01:23:11,780 大家出去了,不要阻碍他们了 745 01:23:20,490 --> 01:23:20,970 先亲一口... 746 01:23:26,950 --> 01:23:27,780 我也是猴急了点 747 01:23:29,870 --> 01:23:31,250 老婆... 748 01:23:34,550 --> 01:23:36,100 怎么这么多洞,有没有搞错? 749 01:23:42,010 --> 01:23:44,570 你们也是过来人的了,有什么好看的呢 750 01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:47,360 不要阻碍我抱曾孙子呀 751 01:23:47,910 --> 01:23:49,700 亲家,我也要回去休息了 752 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:52,060 我没有打算留你住下 753 01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:58,560 先喝一杯合欢酒 老婆大人 754 01:24:02,180 --> 01:24:03,410 为什么我老婆变成你这样? 755 01:24:25,940 --> 01:24:28,820 搞到上枱,我还没试过这个招数 756 01:24:33,330 --> 01:24:34,910 乖孙子真的拼命 757 01:24:40,330 --> 01:24:41,610 怎么玩到地上了? 758 01:24:49,130 --> 01:24:50,740 出来干什么,继续洞房 759 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:01,770 这样拼命,今年抱定曾孙子了 760 01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:07,780 邪胜正,如让我见到你,我就开心了 761 01:25:20,650 --> 01:25:22,310 洞房就洞房,怎么这么吵? 762 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,300 是你 763 01:25:28,370 --> 01:25:29,300 我一定要抓到你 764 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,020 试试我的胡椒粉 765 01:25:45,620 --> 01:25:47,200 追杀... 766 01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:48,480 让我来 767 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:52,360 非礼呀 768 01:25:57,310 --> 01:25:58,360 哎呀,打错人了 769 01:26:09,170 --> 01:26:10,930 现在你有翼也飞不出去了 770 01:26:12,060 --> 01:26:13,880 聪明的话,就改邪归正跟我回去 771 01:26:15,430 --> 01:26:18,640 我统领邪魔,杀掉你们正义之士 772 01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:22,850 匕剑 773 01:26:58,010 --> 01:27:02,010 花环套月,环环相扣,暗藏杀机 774 01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:11,220 进来了 775 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:19,860 以环破环 776 01:27:31,970 --> 01:27:33,770 右环旋转三环开 777 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:53,360 五星连珠 778 01:28:00,390 --> 01:28:02,690 眼界太差打不中 779 01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:16,690 我要吸光你的血 780 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:23,740 帮帮忙呀 781 01:28:24,180 --> 01:28:24,820 还没有解开呀 782 01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:28,950 你的手废了吗 783 01:28:41,030 --> 01:28:44,580 中环旋转 五星移位 784 01:28:57,030 --> 01:28:59,580 糟糕了 九子连环 我之前没有试过呀 785 01:29:12,780 --> 01:29:13,720 借你的裤头带用一下 786 01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:17,190 碰到鼻子了 787 01:29:26,140 --> 01:29:29,190 接住 绑住他 788 01:29:41,100 --> 01:29:43,100 糟糕,绑住了手 脚也绑住了 789 01:29:43,990 --> 01:29:48,970 不要摇呀 不要摇 790 01:29:58,820 --> 01:29:59,980 绑死了,解不开呢 791 01:30:11,780 --> 01:30:12,420 怎么办... 792 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:13,540 撞他 793 01:30:17,510 --> 01:30:18,350 撞到自己了 794 01:30:37,010 --> 01:30:37,980 一解破千关 795 01:30:41,010 --> 01:30:42,380 这么重呀 796 01:30:44,010 --> 01:30:47,380 全在我这,来拿呀 797 01:30:58,690 --> 01:31:00,460 不要杀他啊 他死了我怎么交差呀 798 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:04,140 不要,放我出来呀 799 01:31:05,690 --> 01:31:08,460 缩回去 快带走这个怪物,不要弄脏我的地方 800 01:31:13,570 --> 01:31:14,480 还想走?! 56331

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