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Okay ladies, you have... to better listen this look

last night after two bottles of wine maybe three with my crazy girlfriend

you know maybe three so just we decided to go to you know to the strip club

but well once we were there so what she picked up

this i'm telling you this man had a

dizzy oh my god even me you know me how i am but i have to imagine

so the guy is there he's the keeper wow so

i don't know ladies you have to judge this for yourself but now we have to

him you know so once i said the guy i

I really, really, really know that he has to be here.

Pay attention.

What do you think? I don't know how it gets so big.

So, do you want to judge for yourself?

You will.

And so show these girls your feet.

Because you know what they say.

The bigger the feet, the bigger the meat.

She knows. She knows about that. I know. She's the expert right here.

Okay, ladies.

I won. What do you think about this?

Huh? What do you think?

Huh? My friend Isis.

I can.

Come here, honey.

Huh? Don't be scared. Don't be scared of little cougars.

So, tell everybody, our friends, tell us, how do you feel? How do you feel to

have a very, very, very big cock?

It feels great.

It feels great.

How old are you?

I'm 21.

21. I love it.

Oh, and even, I guess for, you know, for me, it's getting old.

Is he too old for you?

Well, so after this, I guess it's very acceptable for me. What do you think for

you?

She likes me.

Okay, well, I'm going to ask you a couple of questions.

Are you ready? Yes, I am. Are you ready? Yes, I am.

Okay,

so is it true that your shoe size is also your cock size?

Yes, it is actually.

Ladies, what's the shoe size?

Size 10.

Pay attention, Dave.

Holy shoot.

Holy shoot.

Holy shoot.

We're going good.

Yeah? We're going good.

So how about down here? It's the same? Yeah.

All right, all right.

That's still amazing.

I mean, obviously it's not hard for you to find a girlfriend.

Why not?

Why not? Do you think it is a good question? He has a girlfriend.

Oh, I know.

I know. You even have to talk about girlfriends, right?

No, we don't have to.

But you want to please the ladies, right? Yes, I'm a lady pleaser. Had any

complaints? Not yet.

Not yet?

You're not being solid right now.

Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes. Look. She's tending.

She's becoming a car.

Do you mind? Can we take a look at it? Of course. Ladies!

Would you like to see it?

Of course!

Remember? Oh, I remember.

I remember. Are you sure? I remember.

Okay. Only two balls away.

Okay, okay. Only two. I'm asking her, yes.

Anyways, you know, so. I remember. We have it here for you.

And for you. Yes.

Amazing. So, another question about.

Okay, so we want to know, is it.

Straight is it curved to the left? We're just gonna tease these ladies. Oh, I

guess it's pointing.

It's pointing to you.

Oh, yeah, so Do you feel a little bit, you know shy or whatever? Can I see

what do you have under?

just like i like it you're gonna touch it first oh so

see how she's she's bad no she's hiding

have your first class of dance right

into her mouth

I'm

gonna tell you something ladies and gentlemen and boys

ladies love they love a man who knows how to dance Because if they

know how to dance, they know how to work it in bed.

Is that right?

That's right.

Yeah?

Okay, so let me see this. So when was your first sexual experience?

I was 12.

Wow.

Okay.

Now this next question is a two -parter, okay?

Two -parter.

Yeah.

Do you want me to ask the first question first?

And then the second. Okay.

The first.

That one?

Okay. All right. Okay, so this is a two -parter question.

How long is the longest time that you've gone for in bed?

Probably a good two hours.

Two hours?

I know! Two hours!

Okay, okay. And how many times have you had sex? The most times in one day. In

one day?

Probably nine.

Nine times.

Nine.

This is what I'm talking about, ladies and gentlemen.

Young, full of stamina, nice hunky piece of meat.

Take them home, serve them up.

Very nice piece of meat.

Very nice piece of meat. She loves it.

Okay, well, look, I'm going to just get right to this, and I'm going to have

some myself.

I'd love to taste it. Here.

Yes, please. Thank you. My God.

Just when the phone was starting.

Just ask your questions.

Okay.

So, I would love to know what you want to ask, ladies. Now, we're going to

you a new language.

This is the language that all of us love to.

So... how is that how is it going oh yeah this is a good one huh

imagine i love you no just imagine just ladies look at him look his eyes wow oh

yeah yeah so um you know what she

wants to say that she she doesn't want to see his eyes just you know yeah yeah

so

so tell everybody so so oh we we want to know something so before you come

here so you can you know somebody else

You didn't know what you were doing here nothing.

No, I had no idea what I was doing here today Did you go with your girlfriend

before you come here?

It's so hot in here.

Oh boy.

This is getting so hot.

Boy.

Wow. It's from the wine.

Oh, the wine.

No, baby, for you doing that.

Oh, boy.

See, ladies and gentlemen.

How good it is.

So, what she wants to say, it is really good.

Oh,

boy.

So, I guess.

My girlfriend wants to start to see something, to feel something.

I love to feel something.

Yes. You want to start kissing me?

Oh, yes.

Okay. Can you handle this cougar? Too nice in a row.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's 20. Oh, boy. So, believe me. She doesn't know what she's doing. So,

tonight, we're going to teach him how it is.

I just want to remind all the viewers at home and in the audience that I am not

yet a cougar. I am still a lioness.

I've still got what it takes.

Give me a few years, though. I'm a cougar in training.

Bring me that cock.

Yes. Right there.

Slap my pussy with it. No, you just don't jump in.

There you go.

Yeah, tease that pussy.

Tease that pussy.

Tease it.

Make that pussy hungry.

Yes, a little lioness pussy right there for you.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, tease it. Just stick in the head.

Ah, just the head.

Tease it.

Oh, yeah.

Take lessons, ladies.

Tease it.

Tease it.

Oh, is it going?

Yeah, just work it in nice and slow.

Look at all those veins.

Feel these veins? Yeah. Look at all those veins.

That right there, honey, I call that texture.

Ribbed for my pleasure.

Can you see that?

What a pleasure, baby.

Oh, yes. Hi.

How are you feeling? So good. How's everybody?

Tell our friends how it feels.

I feel every single vein in this cock. Well, by the way.

Oh, my friend.

Very beautiful tips. They're okay.

You want to know how it feels? I'm going to show you. Oh,

God.

There you go.

I'm going to make it grow inside my fist.

You're going wild here.

I think he's getting the hang of it.

Come on, baby.

Not yet, not yet.

No. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there we go.

Oh, yeah. Are you enjoying that?

Yeah. So tight.

Yeah, let's scoot back so the audience can see. Scoot back so the audience can

see. Give me my champagne.

There we go. Okay, ladies.

See? There we go. This is what we said. This is a huge piece of meat. Huge.

Don't you think?

Huge. Oh, yeah. Huge. Now put it all the way nice and slow.

Nice and slow. Fuck.

Amazing.

Yes.

Have the kids stay at home now.

Raise the roof, baby. That's what we do. That's what we do here on Cougar Talk.

Here to me. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, boy. Yeah, dancing it.

A little extra stimulation. Yeah.

You should tell your girlfriend to play with her pussy.

You tell her that.

To tell her. Oh my.

I guess. See how much wetter it gets. Everybody's getting hot in here, huh?

Yeah. Look at the audience taking their shirts off.

Because everything is going brown.

Yeah. Yes, I bet they're in your home getting hot right now, right?

You can play with that if you want. Why not? I'll join in. Oh, yeah. I'll join

in the fun.

Yeah, but you know what? Let me do something, no? You have to leave

for me.

There you go, there you go.

No,

I want more.

I'm greedy.

I'm greedy.

Yes, I'm greedy.

I'm so greedy for this young cock.

Yes, I'm so greedy for this young cock.

Oh, baby, I need to do this for you.

So I can get busy and then you're going so cold.

So ladies and gentlemen, this is my huge piece of meat that I want to sit on it.

So you want me to sit that? I'm going to sit on it and I'm going to do it so

hot. Do it so hot.

You have to tease your man.

Tease your boy.

See, she's just like, she's putting the ass in the face.

Just a little ass in the face.

Whoops. Sometimes you need a little friendly help.

See? Teamwork always pays off.

And she's going to tease him now.

And she teases.

And she gets closer and closer.

She teases him.

She just rubs it.

Follow at home.

Follow at home.

It's like step -by -step instructions.

She plays with herself.

Gets it nice and wet.

Wow. Oh, yeah. Taste it. Oh, yeah. Just like that. Just like that.

Yes, yes.

A little sound of applause.

Beautiful. Wow, yeah. And ladies and gentlemen, you can see the way that this

man is going in.

And out.

And in.

A little out.

That feels good.

Now let me teach these boys something at home. Oh, look at that.

Oh, you're going to teach these boys something at home, okay?

When you have a girl like this, bent over, on your cock, bouncing up and

you know, I mean, we're not the youngest things anymore. You're going to have to

give us a little assistance.

You help this little lioness out, help out the cougar, and you're going to have

to fuck them back. She's just going to hold herself up.

Fuck them. Come on.

Fuck her.

Stand up and let him fuck you. Let him fuck you. Let him do some work.

Let him do some work.

There we go.

We love that.

See that guy working?

Working hard.

Working hard.

Work, baby, work.

Work for it.

Just like that. See that right there?

Good job.

See everybody?

That's my girlfriend.

Yes. There we go.

Oh, boy.

This is getting wild.

Oh, my God.

Let's see it like this.

You always have to have a good girlfriend.

How do we call this?

Teamwork!

Let me see that cock.

Let's see it.

You want to take breaks in between.

Breaks in between because sometimes they're young and they'll just pop like

that. So suck it in the middle.

Suck it. Boy.

So I'll just start in the cock fan.

You're having a fun.

We're teaching.

We're teaching today. Okay.

Ladies, I don't know how you feel.

It feels good, right?

Make it clean.

I guess you learned a lot tonight.

She's the expert, let me tell you. It's a good show.

Yeah. Okay.

Once it's nice and wet again, I'll line up.

Line up.

Right in there.

Oh, wow.

And I'm going to tell you a trick.

This is a trick.

Everybody wants to have sex like this.

You want to turn your body to the side like this. Get comfortable. When you

your body to the side, you arch your back a little bit more.

And then your clit rubs as well.

And you just bounce.

You just bounce. You just hang up. Oh,

God. You just... Your pussy just devours...

Yeah, you love it, huh?

I love it, it's great.

You like that bouncing?

Yeah, you know how it works. To the grinding, yeah.

I have a little bit of experience.

Can you see this?

Can you see this? I know that you like it. Yeah, I like it too.

Yes. Yes.

See this part, ladies?

Yeah, this is a huge piece of meat.

Yes. Oh, can you see this? Can you believe this?

Yes.

Can you see this? Can you believe it? Yes. Amazing.

Yeah, I know.

That's amazing.

Yeah. You know, I'm full of cum. Yeah, yeah. That's why this is your favorite

show.

This is a real one.

Now, let me show you something.

I'm old.

Good God.

Old. Help me up here.

If you get your leg up, up right here.

Like this.

All right.

And then he can actually do something for once.

Do something.

There you go.

This is when you take a little break and have a sip of wine.

And if you have your friend over, you just stick your fingers right in.

Lay down. Lay down here.

Uh -huh.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Teach him something. Because,

look, ladies.

First position, you have to lay on your side.

And you can do this. Be comfortable.

And this is why we do yoga.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So then.

Take a look at this. Oh, yes. Thank you, baby.

You know.

Oh, yes.

And then in this piece. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes.

Beautiful.

And going.

And you can move.

This is really good for your body. Yeah. Really good.

Yeah. Like yoga. This is why we do yoga. Look. Look. Leg up.

Leg up.

And like that, this piece of meat can go through very easy and very

full. Now you feel it.

I'm sorry.

I don't forget about you. Just as you know, this is getting so good.

But put it back.

Okay. So, I'm watching.

Okay. Okay. I want you to watch.

I'm watching. Oh, yes.

And let me tell you, it is a turn on when you know that somebody is watching

you. Mm -hmm. I know. I love that all of our friends watch.

Yes. Everybody out there looking.

Yes. Get inside.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yes. And this is where he puts in all the work. You just lay there,

honey? Yes.

When the guy is working for you. And you teach him.

Yes. Oh, hi.

Did I

tell you that I love him?

You told me last night.

Oh, okay.

Every day I love you.

What can I do?

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And then, yeah, you can also go like that, you

know, if you want to work a little bit.

Like that.

That's a really good. That's a really good point. And maybe the next show

talk about exercise and sexercise as exercise.

That's a good one right there.

Yeah, that's the introduction for our next show.

You know, you better don't miss it.

Fuck me sexy.

Hallelujah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

This is my friend Isis.

This is Monique.

I'm ready for some too.

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.

Let me taste it.

You taste it. You taste it and get away. I'm going to slide it in here.

Like this, like last night.

This is my friend's work.

And after you do some work,

you have to dance.

So good.

I don't know.

I'm ready. Bounce. Bounce.

I see that. And you have to come from here.

Like that.

Oh, my gosh.

You're like a lion in heat.

Mountain.

Yes, you're a mountain. Yes, I am.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Look,

that's what I wanted. This is a huge piece of meat. See? See the veins in

See? That's what you're doing and working like that.

And you're doing it right.

Like that.

You know what I'm talking about, right? So now, it's for my girlfriend because

she's waiting for me.

So now it's ready. This is what Sharon is carrying. Oh yeah, but look, it's

ready for you. Thank you.

It's like a meal, you're just serving it up. So, do you come, take this piece of

meat, and put it here.

Open like that, right here.

Some put some wet.

Yeah, put some wet.

And then you put it right here.

And then you slide it and you tease it.

Yes.

And go in, in.

Yes. So go right.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Can you see this?

That's what you like. Yeah, I like too.

Yeah, I like.

I know ladies that you want something like that for you right now.

But let me tell you ladies, you can dance right back like this. Oh yeah.

Your lesson number one. Yeah.

It's all part of the exercise.

Oh, give it back.

Yeah.

Yeah, dance, baby.

Dance, dance.

Oh, good.

Oh, yes.

oh yeah

some yoga.

Back up, honey.

Back up, honey.

There we go.

See this?

Okay, ladies.

This is really wild.

I know. I know that.

Remember this one, huh?

Yes, but this is the best part of our show, right? After this, after our show,

you can, you know, wait for your husband and he's gonna enjoy oh

well they're gonna put in practice

what we learned today yes yeah remember kids try this at home

This is a good workout for you ladies. Let me tell you.

The 21 -year -old? 21? He's 21?

21. 21. 21 was last night.

21 last night. Oh. So, I want you to say, you know, that you have to get

Don't miss this part. This is our dessert.

You know? So, it's something that you can eat. It's really good for you. It's

really, really, really nice part of this show. It's what keeps us young.

It's what keeps us young. Right, Monique? Of course.

So, you're going to put a whole...

In our face, in our skin.

Yeah, because you know, that's good for your wrinkles. It's the essence of life.

Come and bring it here.

Hungry cougars.

When you tell them, you tell them what you want.

Look at them and say, I want your cum.

I want your soul.

Come. You're going to give it to me?

Huh? Yeah?

We're going to share it?

Oh,

yeah.

Look at that big, sexy hard cock.

Oh, it's just deep inside my...

He's pouting like a little lion.

Hi.

We're done with you.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't move.

Why happen always to me? We're going to have to teach a class of AIM. Let me

have this.

And let me have this.

He tastes yum.

See, now she can't see.

talk to you like that right no just talk to them like that okay so this guy i

mean 21 years old look at the explosion on him that's why i'm saying the younger

the better young dumb and full of cum now next time

yes didn't i ask you to leave that's why we're done with you yes okay next

time join us here we're gonna do um this exercise class

Fuck your way to fitness.

We'll see you guys later.