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I don't know what

to

do about this. And they use my toys.

They use my toys. That's like an invasion of privacy.

We're going to have to get them their own toys.

Yep, for the girls, but what are we going to do about the boys?

Well, clearly they have a...

self -control issues.

We're going to have to teach them a lesson.

When they get home, you should talk to them and I have something else in store

for them.

Alright, I guess I'll talk to them and you can do your thing. We can double

it together.

We'll deal with it.

I don't know what's going on, but they couldn't know

what we did, right?

I don't know. They sounded really pissed on the phone.

I mean, yeah. I mean, that could be anything, right? Like, maybe both of us

didn't clean our room or something at the same time.

I mean,

I think I saw a camera in that room at one point, though.

No.

Not again.

No. I thought your mom has, like, any cameras or something.

I don't think so.

No, no.

Why would she have a camera in her room anyway?

I don't know.

Her own room? Come on.

It's your mom.

It's not my house.

Yeah.

I don't know. I'm sure it's probably something completely different, and

getting all worked up for nothing, right?

Yeah. It's got to be, like, grades or something, right? Like, you can't... I

don't know, man.

I'm all honors right now.

Like, unless, like, your sister said something, or... Why the hell would she

something? That incriminates her, too.

I don't know. I mean, maybe they should, like, all get off top three if I, like,

confess or some shit.

I don't know.

That doesn't seem like Phoebe.

Like, really, right?

I mean, you were really quick to take your shirt off, too.

I mean, we're all there already. We know what we want.

This has made you want to fuck my step -sister. Whatever.

Obviously. Dude, now we have to fucking do this. Yeah, you fucked her, too.

Yeah, that was pretty great.

Exactly.

Your step -sister is really good, too.

Honestly. No regret. I think I want to go for second.

Hey, it is what it is. Huh.

So, what do you guys see here?

Have you ever seen this before?

Oh, no. It's the package of penises. The package of penises, yes. Where have you

seen this before? Because we saw a very interesting recording of you using the

package of penises with your stepsisters while we were on vacation.

Naughty boys.

This is my package of penises.

First off, you're not supposed to be using my stuff, let alone my dildos.

Do you have anything to say for yourself, boys?

You're making that deal.

Really?

Come on.

Check the tape. That shirt comes off quick.

What the fuck?

Alright, I think we need to have a little bit of a conversation here. Put

this package of penises.

To initiate this conversation, I'd like to say this is the talking dick.

If you have the talking dick, you are allowed to speak.

First, I would like to say, what do you have to say to yourself?

I don't want to talk to you. Take the dick. I don't want to talk to the dick.

Take the dick.

Thank you.

Here, Parker, you talk to the dick.

Boys, we need to improve our communication skills in order to get to

of this.

Charger, kick the dick and talk.

Hi.

Um, well, one, that's weird.

Two, uh, I find it very unfair that me and Mickey here get punished, and our

step -sisters aren't, even though they're the ones that grab the box of

Yeah, that's what it's called.

Yeah. Out of your room, and we're using them first. Um, we went in to stop them.

Bada bing, bada boom. Things happen. It don't matter.

Here's your dick.

Penises do not fall into vaginas. You have to have them erect and stick them

inside. I don't know if they taught you this in school, but I'm teaching you

this now. So if you saw your stepsisters playing with toys, the respectful thing

to do would be to call off or tell us what was going on instead of taking them

and using your dick instead of the toy.

Would you like to say something, Neil?

Your daughter had my dick pretty erect, I'm just saying.

My sister, come on.

No comment, here.

I mean, well, in all fairness, we weren't gonna call you, but,

I mean, they were there doing their thing, and we were there, and they used

do stuff to come to the cane, to come to, um,

To their feminine, wild, you know, we're at that age.

Okay, let me take this away from you. Okay, so do you regret it? Are you

Yeah. Okay, I think she was like, I wouldn't also do this.

So, these boys have a problem with sense of control.

I think we got to take some lessons.

A lesson? Like, what?

Well, you've got to control yourself.

I mean, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What's going

on here?

You can't be tempted by me.

Oh, mama.

Oh, so we're trying to teach them to control their temptation.

Yes. All right, okay, I can get on board with that.

What's going on?

How else are they going to learn?

I think our stepmom's going to fuck us.

Angel, can you lead us into how this disciplinary method works?

Yeah,

I think I can. I mean, you are my mom. I

mean, maybe this would work better if we quit first.

Good idea.

I'm getting deja vu.

I'm getting... I don't know. This is weird.

You want to touch that?

It's late.

Better not, man. That's my mom.

It's late. You touched my stuff. Self -control.

Maybe we can put them in their faces, but they can't.

Good job. I think I beat this one.

I have to go through it.

Bad boy.

Put it in my face.

You have to. You have to do it. Okay.

The pillow.

It's okay if they wet their face on the pillow.

Jacqueline, you need a pillow.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, my God.

Are you in a car?

I don't think impulse control works. And no licking.

Okay, let's see.

Let's see what we have.

Oh.

Can I have a pillow back? No, you cannot.

Why?

What are we accomplishing?

We're teaching you how to control your impulses and not act without thinking.

You won't be grounded if you pass the test.

Wait, y 'all can touch us, but we can't touch you?

Exactly.

Fair.

That's the way the world works. We're the stepmoms.

We're in control.

Okay, so what are you going to do next?

Maybe take my shirt off.

I'm going to do that.

Why, Kim? For our benefit.

Your benefit?

Yeah, because women are in control.

Okay, shirt's off.

Take the cushion.

I didn't.

Bye. Straight up.

So is yours.

No, you're right. I am having a new job right now.

Just a minute.

I don't know what's the lesson for us from not complaining.

I don't

know.

That was a little while ago.

I'm still here.

What's going on over here?

I think our willpower turned into wolf power.

I mean,

it's okay by now. I mean, you're both fucking naked.

Oh, okay.

Good luck and hard luck.

Can you maybe spit on it?

This is your mom can really suck a dick.

Oh my god.

Do you have a little school girlfriend?

But I shouldn't.

No, you shouldn't. You're my mom.

I'm teaching my son a lesson.

You don't learn to listen

to your mommy.

You better listen to your mommy.

She's your other mommy now.

And if I don't?

Like this?

Maybe. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you well. Maybe.

What?

I'm going to punish you in many different ways and positions.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to punish you in all kinds of positions.

You know what?

Stand up, boy.

More or less the same one.

Holy shit.

Oh, wow, your mom's doing a great job.

Oh, so is yours.

Yes, she is.

Wait, what?

The same. Yeah, she's doing a great job.

Okay. Wow, look at your mom.

Thanks for looking after me.

Jack and his family.

Come to the family.

Fucking do it man.

I'm sorry.

Wow,

are you kidding me? I'm not going to touch it.

Wow,

pretty freaky.

Oh my god. Mom. Okay,

so you gotta taste it.

Can you drink it for me?

I don't want to touch it, but I don't want to.

Just... What?

Is that enough? You gotta taste, right?

Mom, you're a little close.

That is mine.

Really? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Yeah. Dude,

what are they talking about?

My mom and me. Like how the pictures did?

Yeah.

I mean, because that's out of trouble.

Do it again.

Just get me a little more used to it. Turn around so I don't look in your

Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah.

This is better.

Oh my god.

Yeah, sure.

Why not?

Yeah. Yeah.

No.

And if you want to fuck your sister, talk to us first.

Okay? So we can't fuck our sisters.

Only with mommy's permission.

Only with mommy's permission.

I'm going to call TV right now.