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They're going to find us.

They have outmanned and outmuscled us in the middle of the night.

And look at me. I'm not even decent.

I'm going to die in my nightwear.

And before I can even get any cock.

What time are these fucking pirates?

My queen, I will fight for us. I will die for us.

My love for you is unflinching and unbreakable. My passion for you will

the will to fight.

And as a king, I will bow down to no man that stands in my way or attempts harm

to you.

You are my royal and noble king, and I believe in your honor and your courage.

Hello. Do you know who I am?

You're a long -cocked silver, plunderer of the seas.

That's right.

And do you know why I'm here?

My treasures, I imagine.

You know what? Right again.

And the answer to my next question, which if answered wrong, would not be

favourable. So, where's your treasure?

There aren't any.

And we won't have you pushed around by you lally thieves.

Very, very impressive.

Your parrot is big.

Mackerel Mick, Sam and Dan, grab the cream for me, please.

Get your hands off me!

My king will have you beheaded.

And we will cut your hearts out and they'll be fed to you.

Oh, my God!

She is a feisty one.

I bet she's insatiable on her back.

Now, as much fun as this little party is, let's move on to business, shall we?

Either you tell me where the gold is, or you queen it and force a plan.

Take her.

She's of no worth to me.

Besides, there is no treasure.

Let me live, and I'll make you a very rich man on return to the land.

You son of a bitch!

You fucking coward!

That is very keenly of you.

I really wanted to try that.

So, boys, feed the sharks and make sure they're hungry, will you?

Wait, wait. I'm worth a lot more to you alive than I am dead.

Go on.

Down and down. Don't call me. Relieve that.

How do you think I became the Queen of Victoria?

Because I love cock like no other.

And I can handle cock better than anybody else.

And besides, I know this ship like the back of my hand.

And I can lead you to the jewels.

This cowardly king sure won't do that.

To be honest, you're not really in a position to power dog, you know that?

Well, I do have one little favor to ask.

Go on.

I ask that you just kill this cowardly king. I will be your slave.

I'll service you and your men whenever you want. You know what?

That can be arranged.

Boy, grab the king, will you?

Wait, wait, wait. I'll tell you where it is.

I'm afraid it's too late.

Queenie, we can help you find it. Diamond, it was the ploy.

I didn't mean it.

Fuck you.

Wait, wait. Let me show you why I am the queen of sucking cock.

And we'll let him watch.

A pirate's life is a tough one.

Don't go on.

Now,

you don't mind if I, uh, send you, uh, treasure testing?

Not at all.

Boys, sit back and watch the show.

oh yes

God, I love this fucking car.

Yeah, you want me to suck your dick?

Your dick is so fucking big.

Bigger than your fucking tits.

You're apparently smoking

much now.

One more try.

Try it, try it.

Oh, God.

Do you see why I'm the queen of sucking cuffs?

You know what? You are a queen. I think you deserve to sit on the throne.

You can think, but not you can.

Fucker deserves it. And get that crown you want.

I've had it.

Hi, Rick.

Just grab my leg, baby.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah,

you like the fucking little tool?

Spread it.

Spread it.

Spread it for you.

Spread it wide open for you.

Oh yeah.

King, doesn't lift me like that.

Your bloody friends are having...

Yeah,

I'm getting that positive energy.

So... Yeah.

Oh my god, yeah, right there.

Fuck me.

Let me come all over your face.

Oh, yes.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

I got my fucking pussy.

I got my fucking little pussy.

I need your long hard cock.

I need a fucking big dick in it.

Cause I never get a big dick.

Oh, just like that. Oh, just like that.

Yeah. How are you, buddy?

Oh, yes.

My king probably likes watching me do it. I do.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's like the Black Sea. It's never ending.

Pirates.

You better make my pussy count for that.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking good, baby.

Yeah,

you like it when I hold my fucking ass open for you.

You can see more in there.

Oh my

god.

Yeah.

Yeah,

your fucking balls are in my pussy.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

You've done a good job.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Best short legs, baby.

Fuck yeah, you like that pussy?

You wanna get on the ground?

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh my god. Fuck me good. It made me come over to the fucking top.

I love that fucking pattern.

Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Here you go.

Here you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yeah. Oh, fuck me nuts. Oh,

fuck. We could use you as a wheelbarrow after we've got the treasury.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, you like fucking like that, baby?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. You like that? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, right now.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Go on.

Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like that fucking ride? Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Oh, yeah.

Right there, baby.

Now fucking push my leg apart.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Does it taste okay now?

Check it.

Oh yeah.

Time and then, to bring the barrel.

Yeah, just like that.

That's right, fucking like it, just like that.

Oh my God, King, I'm going to call the worst cop.

I'm going to call the worst cop.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you like throwing my fucking pussy -siding up on your gut?

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

You're all over my fucking G -spot.

Oh, thank God.

Fucking big swollen mess pack.

Oh shit.

Yeah, it fucking starts that dick in me.

Oh, my God.

Fuck,

you're right on my goddamn g -spot.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, you're fucking fucking swelling in my pussy.

You want to come, don't you?

Yeah? Yeah?

You want to come all over my face, baby?

Please.

All over my face.

All over my face.

Yeah, baby.

All over.

It tastes so good, King.

Oh, you know what?

I've got a bit of an idea where the real treasure might be.

So, hands off the cup. You're out there to look, aren't you?

Boys!

Boys, have a drink with me so you can escort our young horse and the silly old

quack to the bank and feed them to the sharks, boys.

And don't worry, I'll give you your chow.