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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. PK and I have agreed to

separate.

PK and Derrick Hemsley are separating after nine years of marriage.

Did you say anything to the kids yet? No, and we're not going to.

My husband and I just decided to separate. I'm sorry.

Nine years, married, small children.

We hit it off. Her and I just ended up sharing such personal, intimate details.

That is hard to do.

You know, Mauricio, he's moved out, and that's a lot on you. I know. The other

day, I was looking through wedding photos, and I started crying.

Kyle has been a really sh**. Befriend to me. Well, we're at BravoCon. I'm

sitting there and they say, name your favorite Richard sisters in which order.

And you look at me like, oh, I don't know.

It was a joke. It's tongue in cheek. It wasn't. I've been a good friend.

It's these last two years, the hardest two years of my life.

Could you give me a little grace?

I think I did.

Grace time is over.

These hills have eyes and they're all staring at me.

I honor my fine Southern manners by putting you in your place.

I've been in the game too long to play by someone else's rules.

In Beverly Hills, money buys a lot, but my independence?

Priceless.

Introducing the greatest product I've ever marketed, myself.

I might look like a doll, but don't wind me up.

Jay just signed with L .A. Models.

We're getting a video!

And so, obviously, we need, you know, professional photos. And, I mean, I

couldn't have assembled a better team. So this is perfect.

It's going to be amazing.

It's going to be great. I'm excited.

Hey there.

I'm getting my car today.

This is what my life has been lately.

No way.

You put a bow?

Oh, my God.

I am blown away.

Dad's Europe trip. I'm curious what his trip was going to be.

Is he going with people?

Am I being nosy to ask?

I think he said he just wanted to go by himself.

Maybe he just made that up, actually.

Alone?

Yeah. He's not going to go alone.

Maybe he'll go with friends. I don't know.

I'll ask him. I don't care.

You do that.

These are

heavy.

Okay,

who do I have here?

Garcelle should go on top.

Okay. I have planned a weekend getaway for the group.

at Oceanside. I know that Kyle and Dorit were having a tough time, so I really

thought to get away would be a good distraction for them. I've got chips,

bananas. Well, as long as you have chips and bananas, then we're set.

I wanted to do something extra special, so I'm inviting the girls with

invitations inside personalized suitcases.

Jennifer Tilly is definitely this girl.

Okay. What about the white and black polka dot? Dorit, I think, will like

Okay. And delivering them will save me some money on shipping.

Oh, that's good.

All right, Missy.

Road trip!

I feel so elegant.

We are going to where first?

We are going to Bose's first, which is in Hancock Park. I love Hancock. It's so

beautiful.

All right, don't talk to me for a minute. I'm praying.

It's so quiet.

The roads are... Oh, my God.

This is beautiful. Look at this.

Oh, my God. You with all the pillows.

Hello. Hi.

How are you? How are you? Good. I'm Kathy.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Let me grab those for you. Okay, great.

You are a vision.

Hi, thank you.

How are you? This is beautiful. Thank you.

Are you just going to stand there at the door? Or you want to come in?

What is it? Are you moving in?

Why is Kathy Hilton at my front door with a pleated bucket hat on

and a suitcase?

What is happening?

We're going to go on it. We can't get away.

This is fantastic. This is for you. Oh, I'm excited. I know. Do I get to know

where we're going?

You know what? You'll read it. Okay. This is some very Beverly Hills type

that going on here. All right? Because who delivers an invitation in the form

a suitcase?

Already packed.

Where are my things supposed to go? I can't wait for our trip.

Yes, can't wait.

Drive carefully now.

All right.

Calling all beach babes.

Join me for a beach bonding girls trip at the Mission Pacific Resort where

laughter, friendship, and unforgettable memories await.

Okay, let's go do this.

Can we have some Red Bull?

Oh my God, look at this.

That's adorable.

We're going to go see Garcelle doing a photo shoot with her son.

Okay, and that's near here, I think. Yeah, it is. Wait a minute.

Holla. All eyes on me when I pull up.

Wait a minute.

Holla.

Yeah. Strong.

One of the things I'm excited about Jade starting to model, because he's

definitely the sire of the three that I have.

And so I'm hoping by being in front of the camera, meeting new people, that it

will help him come out of his shell a little more.

He looks like he was made to do this. I know.

Hi, sweetheart.

Oh, my God, baby. Hi.

This is quite the setup.

My fun getting into modeling.

Amazing. I love it.

You still look like the picture.

You're so sweet. So what are you doing here? So this is just a little gift for

our trip. Where are we going?

I can't tell you. You're going to open it up and find out. Okay.

You two don't do anything small.

You should see the car we're in.

Yeah, cool.

What the?

Is that a spherical?

Are you driving this? Yes.

Kathy Hilton, I can't with you.

Of course she has her pillows.

She could have sent an Evite. She could have sent a messenger.

But no, Kathy did it herself.

I'm impressed.

Only Kathy Hilton.

Please don't bark.

Hello, lovely.

This sounds like a big dog.

Hi there, Angel. How are you?

Hi, honey. This is for you, TK, for our trip. Oh, Kathy.

That's so sweet. I love it.

Look, Phoenix. TK.

It feels heavy. It feels like there's something in there.

Like all these goodies inside.

Ooh.

Even the towel has my initials. Oh, is this a hat?

Oh! What I love is it gives height. You know what I love is that you can pack

this hat. It's very big in the south of France.

I love that Kathy chose a very Chanel -inspired hat to give to me. I love it

because it really does go with my Chanel bathing suit.

Ah! Talk about chic.

Think of beach, bright, and fun.

Anyway...

Bye, sweetheart. Love you. Love you.

What the hell is that?

Absolutely not. No.

Hi. Hi.

Why is this looking like some old TV show?

What is happening?

We're delivering invitation.

This is like the Beverly Hillbillies.

What's on Kathy's head? I don't know what's going on.

Kyle, I'm starving. Can I raid your refrigerator?

Sure.

You look like a whole lamp.

I'm a lampshade.

I don't look good in just every hat. I like the way it... It's the lampshade

shape that works for you. It's the lampshade.

That is a beautiful print.

Isn't that pretty?

I love that.

I'm actually looking for wallpaper now. I'm redoing everything.

I need this. I actually like doing when I have things on my mind. It's a

distraction for me.

I'm still here in our family home.

And Mo has moved on to a bachelor pad.

And it's just sort of my way to make it my own and feel like I have a little bit

of a fresh start, even if it's minimal.

It's something.

You know, we all need to have a little fun and a few laughs.

And I have some fun games. I hope it's not going to be weird with Dorit.

I was the one that was feeling hurt.

And now she's turned around that I've done all these things that she doesn't

even actually have something solid.

But there's some people that just want to see the worst in you.

This would not have bothered you three years ago. And I do think Dorit was just

trying to break the ice and be funny. But she is hypersensitive, so it

rubbed her the wrong way.

Listen, I don't want it to be weird when I'm there. I want to go and have fun.

Otherwise, what's the point of me going? I have enough on my plate right now.

And maybe it becomes a better friendship.

And maybe you'll, because this happened, be able to really help her.

We're all going to go on this trip and pretend everything's great.

And we're just going to relax and have massages. It doesn't matter that Dorit

and I are ready to kill each other.

Welcome to Kathy's Hunky Dory Holidays.

I think you need to talk alone.

We look forward to a new chapter. We're going to see what's in store.

Coming up.

Could you have heard her, but not on purpose? Yes. Do I think you did it on

purpose? No, I do not. No, but I can tell you the things that she's done to

have been done on purpose.

Living the good life, living the good life.

Everything's all right.

Wait, what's happening here?

Uh -oh.

We don't want no trouble, no.

Hey, Romeo. Hi.

Hello? Hello?

Hi.

Where are you?

Here. Which way did you come in?

The front door.

Oh, you came in the front? Yeah. I'm going to go back to the back door so you

can see how organized everything is. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I

haven't seen that yet.

Are you good?

Yeah, I'm good. Look at... Oh, my God, you painted the bathroom.

Yeah. Do you like this color?

I love the gray.

You do?

Yeah.

Why, you don't like it? No, I do.

I love the gray. I mean, I didn't, like, paint it pink or anything.

I think it looks great.

He seems really happy.

You know, he comes over, and I show him something.

Oh, I love him.

I love the changes you're making now.

Don't you want to take Romeo to your place?

No, I have no interest in taking Romeo to my place. I know.

I'm like... How's your condo? It's great. It's so awesome. You would love

Everything's just, like, never been better.

You know, it's your happy -go -lucky.

I'm, like, thinking about you in this condo with no dogs, no gay training. You

haven't been there yet.

No, but, like, you literally have, like, no responsibilities over there.

Free as a breeze, aren't you?

Oh, so funny.

Also, I may or may not have put some of my things in your closet because I

needed some space, and I was like, it's just sitting there.

Oh, my God.

Mo made the decision to sign a six -month lease.

I think from Mo saying to give it six months made it easy to transition from

living here to going to a new place, and then it also gives us the time.

to assess where we're at.

And then Marta came in, and she thought I was doing it, and she started crying.

And then she started crying, and I started crying.

You live your life, I live my life, and maybe we'll reconvene in six months or

so and see what happens. I don't know.

What else? Have you talked to Dorit and PK at all?

Yeah, I mean, Pete and I always send each other, like, you know, funny memes

jokes and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And he's checking in here and there anyway.

Is he in his new place? He's in his new place.

I heard it's really nice. It's beautiful. It's perfect for him.

He didn't have to get any furniture. He didn't have to do any, like... Yeah.

Unlike you.

I assumed when Mo got this place that he was going to have it staged because it

was temporary.

But he decided to buy the furniture.

Which, of course, is more permanent.

Then I thought, oh, well, this does not seem very temporary.

Is there any part of you that hooks you and Molly back together?

I don't want to answer that question right now.

Okay. No. Okay.

Of course, did you want eight towels total?

Is that not enough?

I only used one.

Well, I don't know how many ate and what kind of ate. Like, how many face

towels, body towels, hand towels?

I got, it's good. I got towels.

There's plenty of towels. Okay. And they can get washed.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll get you guys sheets because I know you only bought one set,

right? No, I just bought.

Okay. I bought the most expensive ones.

All of a sudden, I'm finding myself not being a wife.

I'm not a wife and...

A full -time mom having to run around and do everything for everybody.

What am I doing? What do I do?

Well, I'm glad I got to see you.

You too.

What are you drinking? Is this an energy drink? Yeah, it was an energy drink.

Oh, that's a weed, isn't it?

No, it does not. Just kidding.

I am not overpacking this

time. I am not overpacking.

Oh, my God. Am I going to be the only one bringing this hat?

I mean, not the coffee filter hat.

How does this work?

This is entirely too small for my head.

I don't think you need all of the stuff. Like, you're not going to use. I'll

tell you one thing I don't need.

The self -tanner. The self -tanner. You should try it. You know what? Maybe I

will. Because I'm feeling myself.

I wore not.

You can't wear anything that people have seen you in.

That's the kiss of death in Beverly Hills.

Holy water.

All set for Oceanside.

Hey, you.

Hey, how are you?

I'm so, like, frazzled leaving for Oceanside and thinking about the kids.

My nanny has been with me for a long time. She's like family.

You know, she'll stay. It's only two nights.

I'll FaceTime them all the time, you know. You're really...

a great mom, Dorit. Don't beat yourself up about that. It'll be fine.

I know.

So what's going on with you?

I spoke to Kyle today, and I said the BravoCon thing to me does not strike me

something that was planned or malicious.

Rank the Richards sisters in order from your favorite to least favorite.

There goes the shot.

Oh, oh.

Well, Kyle is definitely laughing.

Okay.

Happy. definitely first.

Could you have heard her, but not on purpose? Yes. Do I think you did it on

purpose? No, I do not.

No, but I can tell you the things that she's done to me have been done on

purpose and definitely not intended to be a joke.

Kyle's iced me up so many times over the last few years. It's not once, it's not

twice. It's a pattern.

It happened after her fashion show in New York City. What is this?

I didn't see this print either.

Of course Kyle's freaking out.

She doesn't know what the hell...

doing when you said kyle doesn't know what she's doing do you think i would do

that with any of your business do you know easily i could do that and i never

did it happened in aspen when i sided with erica she was in tears oh i

don't care it happened after the reunion with kathy where she didn't speak to me

for six months she wants you to accept a little bit of responsibility in this i

think i can't i don't want you to interject in this right now no problem

don't treat friends the way she's treated me.

You guys really need to give it a go one more time and sit down, and really,

both of you need to be heard.

I agree. We'll see.

It's a build -up, build -up, build -up, and then you just get to a point and

you're like, you know what?

No.

Little hats make me really happy.

What other hat do I want? Huh, River?

Huh? Huh?

Going away for a girl's trip.

Coming up... Who's the biggest star you ever went on a date with?

Getty Murphy, Will Smith, Sean Penn. Oh!

Oh, I didn't know about Sean Penn.

Yeah.

I just wanna live my life like a getaway.

Five star treatment and better days. I'm just gonna let things go to a higher

place. Live my life like a getaway.

Good morning.

Welcome. I have something here for you. Everybody else should be here any

minute. I love the way this trip is starting. The VIP treatment is exactly

way I like to see things.

Ooh, look at this spread.

You set the tone for the kind of trip that it's going to be right from the get

-go.

Welcome. May I offer you some champagne?

Thanks. Very kind. Thank you. Look at this.

There's my girl.

How are you, darling? Look how cute you are.

I just got your message, and I was like, oh, you're so cute.

The last time I was with these women, fireworks, boom, boom, boom. They were

fire. You think I'm some idiot.

If you're going to just only be aggressive, not be open, I'm having this

conversation because I hope to get to the other side of this. Go on. Tell me.

You literally don't even act like yourself right now. I don't know what's

on with you. Because I'm not going to put up with this anymore, Kyle.

Are they going to continue fighting?

Are there going to be different people fighting?

Am I going to be fighting?

I don't know what's about to happen.

Hello?

I'm feeling extremely uneasy with my situation with Dorit.

A part of me just wants to, like, pull her aside and have a conversation right

now and get it over with, but that's not an option because I'm not ready for

that yet either.

This is a cute bag.

Yes, do you like these, like, rush of things?

Look. Hold on, hold on, hold on. One and five. I have to do it. First of all,

that is an... I have never seen that in my entire life. Really? What?

Never. If I could fit another one in there, but I only need three. I feel

need to do that.

Oh, hi!

Hey, here she is.

You came to play.

Hey.

I have a Jolly Rancher in my mouth.

A Jolly Rancher and champagne.

Well, they seem to complement each other. Do you have that same bag? I love

one so much. You have this color, too? Yep, that exact one.

How are you feeling?

You know, rough morning.

Yeah.

The kids were really upset when I left this morning.

And on top of that...

The last time I saw Pika, he said he didn't want to talk five times a day.

talking like five times a day.

I know, but we're not going to. That codependency is what we have to break.

I didn't think that would mean we wouldn't talk at all.

Oh, wait, the one that I wanted got eaten.

Hello.

Well, hello.

Hello. How are you?

Okay.

Oh, my God. I've never seen these kind of things. What is that? What is this?

It's a boat.

It's a Louis Vuitton boat.

What Jennifer's holding that looks like a boat isn't. It's actually art, and

it's very pricey.

You have so much stuff to look over right now. She has very unique pieces,

know because I'm looking at them, and I am coveting thy neighbor's goods.

I'm like, God damn it.

Happy to disappear and forget that we even are here. So we better all get

Oh, here she is.

You don't get out of talking time.

Don't be questioning my ability.

Cheers.

I have a question.

Who's the biggest star you ever went on a date with?

Eddie Murphy, Will Smith, Sean Penn.

Oh, I didn't know about Sean Penn.

Well, I just want to know if Garcelle dated Eddie Murphy, Sean Penn, and Will

Smith, why didn't she marry the man she married?

Why not marry one of them?

You know, I mean, that's what I would have done. If you slept with a man who's

now gay, take a sip.

If you slept with a man and had a crooked dick, it could slip. Oh. Had a

dick. Yes.

Yes. If you slept with a man with a little dick.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

This is out of my realm.

She's met with one man.

What is on the itinerary, Kathy?

Yes. Well, we're going to get there, and we're going to have a picnic lunch.

Oh, fun. And depending on the weather, I thought we'd play a couple games.

Welcome to the Pacific Beach Resort. Oh, look.

Top Gun house.

This is where Top Gun was shot. No way.

Looking good, Mr.

Tom Cruise.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's Tom Cruise.

It's Tom Cruise.

Wait, did Kathy order this?

Tom Cruise? Because maybe she could have ordered somebody else. Next, I'm going

to tell her.

Give me Idris.

Yeah.

That's on my order. Do Garcelle date Tom Cruise? Because that would have been a

real law.

All right, everyone look skinny.

So need for speed on three. One, two, three.

Need for speed.

Coming up.

God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason. Can you let me talk? It's

okay, Kyle. It's time for you to listen.

Everything is so beautiful.

See you later.

Oh, how pretty.

I am so happy to be sharing the next few days of beach bonding with you fondly.

She couldn't have said love.

Kathy.

All the girls are going to the beach. I've got to change, so I can call you

then.

Yes,

my love. I'm only two hours away from you, baby.

Hi.

Yeah, I think I look fabulous.

I can say so myself.

Alright, let's turn it.

You look so cute!

Chickadees, are you ready?

Oh my god, I'm so excited!

a beautiful beach oh this is so beautiful

those are very exciting very fun my sister is definitely very

extra where do we go where do you want me to go i mean i feel like she brought

her living room to the beach okay ma 'am anything to drink for you can i just

get vodka on the rock of course I'm going to have the Hermes, whatever that

Hermes? No alcohol. No alcohol. Perfect.

I'm limiting my cocktails to two, meaning one now and one at dinner. Yeah,

because it gets real loose.

Not a good thing.

Murph is in the purse.

Oh, my God. Look at that.

What? Look, look, look, look, look. What is it?

Not a whale. It's a person on a surfboard.

I thought it was a whale out there.

No.

We're going to have marinated beets and strawberries, lemon olive oil with a fig

reduction.

Everything tastes better when you're sitting on the beach under a canopy. I

know, right?

Yeah.

You okay?

I feel a lot better than I was having like a little bit of a meltdown.

This is the first time that the kids are not, that my mother's not here as I'm

about to leave. And my kids both burst into tears. Why aren't they with their

dads?

Because they don't know we're separated.

He ended up getting an apartment.

When I tried to, like, talk to him about it, he didn't want to talk about it.

Okay. And then, like, a few days later, I found out through a text message that

he had moved into this apartment.

Yes. When Pika and I separated, we decided we were going to have very open

communication. for the kids. That was the only way for us to shield them from

what was going on. But you just thought that you'd be part of the decision?

Okay.

Sign a lease on an apartment that I know nothing about and expect for our

children to stay there is a little bit too impulsive and not very considerate.

Everybody has, like, different timing on how they deal with things. Could it

be...

that he's coming to some realization?

Definitely.

Definitely could be.

That he maybe shouldn't be asking for your input in his life?

Are we not included in this conversation?

I don't know what's going on either.

She's talking about PK, and I don't think things are going well.

They were getting along, now they're not. But she can tell you.

And the kids and stuff, you know.

I've been through a divorce, and my heart goes out to those children.

And my heart goes out to Dorit as a mother because you don't want to let

children down.

It surprises you how mean.

How mean.

Both of you can get.

Tom got so mean that I won't even tell you because

it's that bad.

It's something I would never repeat.

It seems like things are just ongoing and ongoing.

It must be awfully stressful.

It's very stressful. It's very stressful.

It's very difficult to deal with. Yeah. It takes a really long time to get over

a divorce.

My ex -husband was Sam Simon, who created The Simpsons. I was married to

seven years.

We were together for about ten years.

And then when we got divorced, I got a piece of The Simpsons in the divorce

settlement. And nobody knew that The Simpsons was going to go on for

of years. So every day, honestly, every day, I'm like, thank you, Sam.

Will she get to share it with all of us?

She will.

Well, it's hard. It's, you know, a sensitive topic.

What is this game, Kathy?

Oh, my God, they're all Kathy's. I'm ready to be Kathy. We know it's Kathy's

trip.

Do we need masks of Kathy, too?

I mean, come on.

Wait, what is this?

We're going to have a relay race.

No, we are not.

Team up, ladies.

You and I will go together. Okay, we'll be partners. We'll be partners.

I'm with Sutton.

I'm with both.

You're with Kathy.

I can go together. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Hal, get to

stretching. Hal is competitive, and she works out.

This is going to go good for me.

Look, you're starting here, okay?

You will go around, Muhammad.

You will come back. You will hand the face off.

I don't want to run.

I cannot.

I'm not saying I'm competitive, but I would cut a bitch to win.

Get set.

Go. Dorit's, like, moving.

Dorit is winning.

You did it.

Go, go, go.

How the heck does Dorit doesn't work out and get ahead of it? You've got to win,

Teddy.

Ready, set, go.

Go. Go.

The best fall went to Doreen. I've never enjoyed falling more in my life.

Falling more.

I won't be my best.

Doreen, you're not a good runner. No, my Chanel pants are a little long.

Okay, get in a circle now. One, two, three.

We're playing Duck, Duck, Goose.

Duck, Duck, Goose. Okay.

I'm a professional poker player.

Usually when I'm with my friends and we have games, you know, they're more

sophisticated. But, okay.

Duck, Duck, Goose.

Here I come.

Okay, you've got to move out a little bit, guys.

Guys, spread out.

Kathy is sometimes stuck in a nursery rhyme book. I would rather be trapped in

nursery rhyme book than in real life.

Who is an adult who's playing this game?

Are we in pre -K?

Go!

Can she not stand up?

Do her legs not hold her up?

What's happening?

How did she fall down again?

Coming up, I think it's important that we address the elephant in the room.

Everybody knows that at Sutton's party, you and I had a conversation that got

heated, and then you stormed off.

How much longer before you're ready?

That's enough. No, just one more. Just one more. Just one more. I'm just going

to get hot. Just one more. Just one more.

I just want to go and have dinner. I'm not here to look sexy.

Hey.

Hi, Mom. How was the last day before school ends?

It was good. It was really fun. I've had quite the day myself.

Girl, we had a relay race.

Oh, you had to bring back skills again from high school?

You already know who won, right?

I'm assuming it's you.

Yes, that's correct. There's no way I was going to lose that.

We still have to address the silent conversation on one side of the table.

That was weird.

That was not only weird, it just, it also, it exploded everyone.

It was really, it was really strange.

I think Dorit feels that Bo's doesn't have any history with her, so she can be

completely open and tell her everything, which in a way is good for Dorit, but

at the same time, we want to get to know Bo too.

Let's see if we can maneuver so they... Oh,

such a fun dinner.

You know, Erica.

Yeah? I have to address the elephant in the room, you know? No. Oh, what? The

Kyle... I was just asking. I mean... Erica, if you see the other ear... I

honey. No, it's like... Fabulous. Oh, my God, it's late in the day. I know.

Oh, this is... Oh, God, no, I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. You do have on mixed metals if it makes it feel any better.

Okay, hold on.

Oh,

I see.

Do you see the difference?

Well, duh.

It's like, duh.

Hi.

Get her a drink.

Hello, beautiful girl.

Hello, gorgeous. Hi. Oh, beautiful. Oh, lovely.

Thank you.

Hello. Oh, hello.

What are you having? Let me have a little tequila. John, please.

The Blanco.

She has a good time.

She has a good time. She has a good time. Yes.

Do you have non -alcoholic beer? I do. I have one. Oh, my God, Dorit. Look at

your shoes. They're fabulous.

How are you doing?

Hi. Hello. How are you? Did you get any rest at all?

Yeah. Is dinner here?

Yes. We're going to walk right out here. In fact, ladies, I think we should head

over. Come on, girls.

Ladies, good evening. Welcome to Bayou Restaurant.

We have an amazing experience waiting for you. Thank you. We're so excited.

That's the best table in the house.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Yes, it is.

Oh, this is so pretty.

Very pretty.

Good evening, ladies. We're happy to have you this evening. We have a

five -course menu.

showcasing Baja -style cuisine to its finest tonight.

So we got some drinks in front of us. We'll come around and pour some water,

some sparkling, and get the night started.

Thank you so much.

A little mocktail to toast in with everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Are we doing a cheers?

Yes, let's do it. Why don't you make a toast, Kat? Okay.

To Kathy, my beautiful sister.

Yes. Thank you so much for bringing all of us together.

And nothing goes unnoticed, and I laughed.

So hard today.

Oh, my gosh. That was so much fun.

And I just want to thank you for making everything so nice.

Cheers. Thank you.

Cheers. Cheers.

Also, can I say something?

Of course you can. I do want to say that I don't know when you and I are going

to speak, but I would like to have a conversation.

Yeah. Because I don't want there to be awkwardness, you know?

Obviously, you and I did not leave in a place that, you know, we didn't finish.

It feels like we barely got started.

And I think it's important that we address the elephant in the room. Is

elephant here?

Several.

When elephants get angry, they're very dangerous animals.

And I don't want to see two elephants fight tonight.

Everybody knows that things are going on between you and I. Everybody knows that

at Sutton's party, you and I had...

a conversation that got heated, and then you stormed off.

I think it's important that we address the elephant in the room. Everybody

that at Sutton's party, you and I had a conversation that got heated, and then

you stormed off.

I'm only talking about... Could you give me a little... Great.

I think I did.

And when you get to the point that you can go publicly and tell me, say that I

exaggerated our friendship, break time is over.

Kyle and I had a little start at the Surrealism Party, but that conversation

was very one -sided and didn't get anywhere. Now I finally feel like I have

chance to tell Kyle exactly how I feel.

Because until now, I don't think she's even cared, let alone understood the

depth of my hurt and pain.

I heard what you were upset about and why you thought it was okay for you to

publicly that I exaggerated our friendship.

I was reacting to the way I felt I was being treated by you. The Bravo con. I

mean, you said you were really, really hurt.

And I thought, I mean, I have to go back and see it. Because you said, you know,

it's public.

And I showed it. I showed it to Erica. I showed it to Kathy.

I mean, Erica, you know, was surprised by it.

This was not what I had in my head.

Okay?

What if this is really it?

Like, what then?

Then I'm right. She's a friend.

Surprised how? I think she thought that it was going to be a lot worse. It very

clearly meant to be a joke. That was one of the little pieces.

There's many pieces to the puzzle.

That's what I heard. It started there. There was a lot of things here.

If it was just that one isolated thing, okay, it wouldn't have been as big of a

deal. But with so many things, like, okay, how many more things? I'm like,

enough already.

I was really offended by the way that, you know, when that man said the comment

about Teddy. And my question is for Kyle.

Why do you keep thrusting Teddy upon these women when they clearly don't like

her?

You're trying to make Fetch happen, and I just want to know why.

I'm not trying to make Teddy happen. He's very much happening in our lives.

And you're Teddy's friend. You've always been friends. You wouldn't say anything

because it's not the popular thing to say. And you're too worried about what

people are going to think. Kyle, I'm not you.

That's you. No, that's not me. It's always been you. Oh, really?

I'm the one who always tells you.

Kyle, don't pay attention.

I don't give a flying F.

What anyone's opinion is. So that's why you looked at me like that and shrugged

like that, like you didn't want to speak up for Teddy? I didn't want to speak up

or draw any more attention to that guy and the comment he made. Also, it's not

my business, and if that's because I didn't stick up for Teddy. No, are you

listening to all those little pieces?

The final end for me was when you showed my text, everybody. She sends me a text

yesterday, basically trying to silence me. It was so manipulative. It was so...

Calculated? How would you feel if you got this message? I would feel

manipulated. Okay. To receive a manipulative text message the night

reunion, after she had blanked me for months and months, to me it felt like,

on earth would I not be open, honest, truthful, in the place that I'm supposed

to be those exact things?

No. I'm sorry. It just doesn't work for me.

I have never, nor would I ever, share something that you ever confided in me.

don't think you are that person. I don't, okay?

Well, you've spent the last few months making sure every talk show and radio

show and everything you do, you're making sure that you are painting me as

girl. Do you feel better, though, coming out of the reunion?

I do. Okay, so that's good. I wanted to address this up with Dorit.

Later, I saw that she...

read my text message on camera.

So when I saw that, I cried. I cannot tell you. It was like a punch in the gut

to me.

Marissa asked, are you and Dorit friends?

Yes, we're friends. Right now, it's not good.

And it's the most hurt you've ever been in 13 years by any friend ever in the

entire world.

Don't exaggerate. Don't exaggerate. Erica, who actually read the text

and agreed.

Do you have a problem with her? God gave you two ears and one mouth for a

reason. Can you let me talk? It's okay, Kyle. It's time for you to listen.