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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Lick someone's toe.

Oh, hell no. I'll do it.

This is the cow that I love.

We're finally getting there again.

You're going to tell everybody I don't eat.

Well, you don't. And you know that I have an esophagus. You know that I do. I

know you told me that.

Narrow esophagus is not a medical diagnosis, period.

Why do you care?

Do you want to come to Barca, why not?

Yes! Yes!

But I don't even want to invite that.

You already invited her.

Well, she owes me an apology.

When I met Anna Marie, she told me she's a doctor.

And not a nurse?

I have a board -certified doctor, so I know what I have. Great. And you said

that I made up. I didn't say you made it up. You said she lied.

Crystal, did you want to go to med school?

Did you go to medical school? You know what you're telling me? You and Annie,

you know I met you.

Let me tell you something. No, no, no, no. You're such a bitch. What is wrong

with you?

I'm sorry.

I'm looking forward to working all this out with you. I really am. Same.

Have you talked to Crystal?

No, are you kidding me? How are we going to go to Spain?

Crystal owes me an apology.

She mocked my profession.

I may ask for a living, but I never fall for a bad performance.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have your own horse?

The best part about losing everything?

is getting it all back.

Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.

They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm proving otherwise.

I may put you to sleep for a living, but I always keep one eye open.

It's hard to outrun rumors, but luckily I'm in better shape than ever.

I'm still showing up to the party.

Runaway suitcase.

Oh, my God. How many suitcases do I need?

I love this bag. I think this is really cute.

I can't believe I'm traveling with glam. That's so insane.

It just seems excessive.

It is excessive. But you are who you are.

Set me free and party till night. Can you bring the shoes over for Mommy?

Thank you. Honey, those are a collector's item.

Thanks, baby.

Hi, Papa. Aw, you're in bed.

Hi, baby.

What's going on? How are you feeling? Are you tired?

Yeah, I'm good. I'm perfect.

You have to get on London time. If you wake up early, Baba, the best thing for

you to do is to just... Go back to sleep.

Well, if you can go back to sleep, for sure. No, no, if you can't go back to

sleep, close your eyes. Jackie?

Yes, sir.

Let's pick out some dresses that are Spanish.

Do you like this?

This is nice for, like, outside dinner.

Outside dinner.

I can wear this flamenco dancing.

Flamingo, flamingo, flamingo. Flamingo dancing.

Is that how you do it? We have got

to hurry.

We have eight million things to do.

Let's see if only you could take me through the airport. Excuse me. Where

you going?

You need to come, and then I don't have to walk to the airport.

I can just do this.

This is awesome!

A la España!

A la España!

Yeah! All right. Do you think I should do a separate suitcase for shoes and

handbags? Obviously.

I need white jeans, and I can't find them, so I have to go buy some.

And I don't like this plastic hanger. We know this.

This is like, oh, this is very sexy.

In case I meet a man.

That's pretty, right?

Ooh la la.

Okay, I'll do my underpinning. Then I'm done.

I'm not sure why I'm not coming.

I don't want this to be a sore subject with you.

About what?

I am bringing Noel.

Well, you need glam.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I understand that. And then also, I'm bringing Merce.

I started working for the Merce Cunningham Studio when I was in my 20s.

the 90s in New York City. And Merce was one of the best in the dance world.

Respected like no one else.

I looked up to Merce like he was, I mean, he was a god.

Do you want to go get him?

Wait.

You mean the ashes?

Mm -hmm.

We have to pick him.

And we have to figure out what we're going to put him in.

Ay vey vazmir.

I say five now. This is against my religion.

I've had Mercer's ashes now for, I don't know, 12 years or something. I want to

release these ashes in a significant place and make this a really meaningful

trip.

Will it fit in this little container?

Well, if we dump the ashes in there.

How do we know it's going to fit in there?

Maybe I put the Ziploc bag in a pretty thing and then opened the Ziploc bag.

Just make sure it doesn't blow on your face when you... I'm a little nervous

about this.

Hello, Mrs. Kristoff. Are you okay? All right.

And one comma. Thanks so much. Oh, thank you.

That's a lot of luggage.

Now, don't be judgy.

I'm not.

I think Spain is going to be a great restart for all of us. There's nothing a

sangria or five can't fix.

Are you bringing us presents?

You can take whatever you want. The trip is starting out on a good note. How are

you? I'm so cute.

Nobody's killing each other at LAX. I mean, so far, so good.

We literally finished packing at three times.

Well, good. But at the end, you just started throwing stuff in.

I love you. I love you.

I have never been to Spain. I always wanted to go to Spain.

I'm looking forward to the food, the culture,

the men, the life.

I have my ritual.

My PJs. Yes, queen.

Your pajama outfit is worth more than, like, my wedding outfit.

But it's travel.

Travel style.

Yes.

$7 .99. I don't wear Chanel. I also bought my own pajamas.

We're about to land.

It's really pretty outside.

Can we get Emory?

God's sake. She's like 21.

We made it!

It's a female squad!

A glitter band!

Oh, God.

Yay! Guys, you excited to be in Spain?

Woo! Yay!

Look at this beautiful

view!

All four rooms, so it's fair.

Nice. But all the rooms are beautiful, so it's okay.

The house where we're staying is in Sechette, one of the first places where

Merce Cunningham Dance Company performed in Europe.

How amazing is that?

So we've got like a quick ride.

So I wanted to play a little game with y 'all. No.

I have a prize for the winner.

What is the prize?

It's good. It's a good prize.

called all of a sudden.

Isn't that cute and clever?

Let's play a game about me, and I'm going to call it Me.

Name one of my cat's names.

Prince, you get a point.

What was my first job in New York City?

Oh, barista, server, coffee, stripper.

Uh -uh, that's Erica.

Mr. Sutton.

No, wait. I know your father's name.

John. Crystal.

John P., but I'll take John. You're really disappointed.

I'm not even trying.

What is the name of my middle child?

Phillip. Yeah.

Last question. What is my second car that's not the Bentley?

Chevrolet, Chevy, F -150.

I mean, I do believe that Eric is the winner.

Garcelle, I really thought that you would be the winner since we talk almost

every day a lot.

Listen, I'm her bestie, but, you know, I can't know everything.

I know every answer. So who's the best friend here?

What does she get? What does she get?

A tiara. From Dolce & Gabbana?

No, from Sutton Store.

Oh. I love a tiara.

Right where it belongs.

We made it!

Woo!

This is beautiful.

Oh, my gosh. So pretty, you guys. Oh, wow.

I see sangria.

Hey, ladies.

How are you?

How are you?

Welcome to Villa Catalina. Can I show you into the villa? Very good. Is that

your Shirley Temple? It is. It's my long alcoholic. I'm just kidding.

Ooh. This is so beautiful.

Wow. The house is this chateau -looking, rustic house.

Look at all that luggage.

Jesus. Oh, my God. Welcome to Villa Catalina. It was built in the 14th

Wow. So over 700 years old.

Jesus times up here.

It was built by one of the most famous wine -producing families in Spain. While

it's been fully restored, we have left some of the original features.

And just to warn you that it's on it.

Yes, that's what you're going to tell us. I knew it. I've never seen it. I

it. It's haunted.

What? I do have the ability to smell different spirits.

Can you smell a spirit?

I really can.

That new book that's a haunted house.

Who the hell says that?

No, no, no. We all know who goes first in the horror movies.

Between me and Anna Marie, I hope it's her.

The previous owners told us that there are some little people.

Zoe, you failed to mention this earlier. Super friendly.

Are you saying ghosts?

She's saying they're ghosts. Yeah, but they're friendly hanging out. She's

saying there's little cats running around. I've never seen them.

Seen them or hear them or feel them? Don't be worried at all. We're going to

die.

What is she talking about?

Aliens? What are little people?

Like, are these ghosts? Are these Martians? What are these garden gnomes?

no idea. They would be little and really pale.

And have hair sticking out, and their eyes are big, and they're coming for me.

You guys, just embrace it.

What the hell?

Coming up.

I'm Storm. Hola. I'm the chef. Hola. I'm Storm. Well, he's hot.

Nice to meet you. Thank you, chef. We can tag team him. Anytime you want.

So I'm sure you ladies are really tired after your journey, so we've prepared

some cocktails and some tapas. Oh, nice.

And just let me know that you're all going to go for the room. I just want

least haunted room.

Is this a nine or a six?

That's a nine. The one without the little people, please.

Oh, I have a bathtub. Yes.

I have ten.

Oh, wow. This is huge.

This is my favorite room in the house.

Oh, my God.

Love it. This is a great room. This is really nice.

I like your sitting area. I'm thrilled.

Is that a seven or an F?

It's a seven.

You're close to me.

So this is my room.

Okay. Great.

I have three. Three. Oh, one, two, three. Good. We can all make it

This is good.

This is really pretty.

And you can see the venue outside.

Thank you.

I'm good.

The spirits aren't here. Okay, this is me. I'm number two.

Okay, well, I'm going to be using your full -length mirror.

This is cute.

And this is one.

All right.

I don't need ghosts and little people in my life. I'm on medication.

I'm trying very hard to remain stable.

Is that an attic?

No, it's just a... It's an attic. I'm telling you, it's an attic.

No, you left it. No, you left it.

In a house like this, you don't open vents, you don't go into attic or

Everybody knows that. Nobody jumped out of there.

Yet. Okay,

so if you ladies would like to get ready.

We'll have dinner prepared for you soon.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

I think I'm in here.

Oh, my God, it's excessive. I've never traveled with glam before this group.

Love your hair.

But it's a must because you've got to keep up with these bitches.

Oh, my gosh, it fell.

It fell? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It fell down.

How does a closet fall down? By the little people.

Adios mio.

Chanel does not belong on the floor.

I don't think I packed properly for this place.

Wait, Kyle.

Oh, my God.

What the hell is this?

Leather with rhinestones?

Kyle, it's dental floss. Well, I'm sorry I'm not serving widows from 1950 with

all my outfits.

That's a lot of leather you brought.

I never know what I'm going to be in the mood for, so I have a variety of

things. Leather leggings are my go -to.

Not in Spain! Maybe some of my clothes do look like a hooker.

Big deal.

Okay, well, you've got a bathing suit.

Kyle,

who are you?

Who is this new person?

I don't know this Kyle.

Wow.

Yes, she's got an amazing body and she wants to show it off. I get it.

Peek -a -boo.

That's what they cover my ass.

But what are you thinking when you're packing like this? Is Kyle looking

Or next husband in Spain.

Well, I'm going to go get ready. I don't know what you're doing. I have to put

all my things away by myself.

Well, honey, maybe some of the things you need to put away away.

Like throw away. Like garbage can.

We're going to sound like tap dancers all the way down.

Oh, it's kind of nice.

Is that live music?

Yes. I told y 'all there was going to be musica. This is so romantic.

This is beautiful.

Come on, come on. Here's the bar. I like my drinks strong, and I don't drink

that many of them. I like them strong, and I drink many of them.

We're fully in a haunted house.

There's doors that look like they shouldn't be open.

I don't even play with that shit. I don't play with Ouija boards.

I don't.

Play with ghosts.

I am Haitian. And where I'm from, there's voodoo, there's witchcraft.

Growing up, I would hear stories. You know, they went to a funeral and with an

open casket and the person turned into a goat. Like things that would freak me

out. Or I would hear drums in the middle of the night and we weren't allowed to

look outside because they didn't want us to see. I don't want any part of it.

Because I believe those things do exist.

If there are any ghosts in here, please be nice.

Don't scare me. Please go away until the end of the week. I like that better. By

the way, it's 11 p .m. and we're the first ones out.

Well, Kyle is in her robe on the floor.

Why?

I don't know what everyone's wearing.

Don't wear the stripper heels tonight.

I'll skip the stripper heels. Yeah. All right, honey. I'll see you in a minute.

Here's all the shoes.

I know. We're like... I wore flats.

Hello.

Pretty girl.

How are you?

It's a self -serve bar.

Okay. I'll make two.

You guys, I thought I was going to be late.

I thought I was going to be late, too.

Shhh. Let me go.

Most honorable guy.

Human. No.

Erica, Erica, Erica.

Erica has her present on. Oh, my God, the tiara's cute.

This is the tiara. We stuck it on really quickly. You won.

Oh, my God, I won.

Yes, it's so cute.

It's adorable.

What does it say?

Because you won.

I won.

But it looks good on you. Congratulations. Thank you very much. I

Because she remembers, too.

There she is.

Senorita. You are sexy, you bitch. I love you for this. You look so

Hi, welcome to Villa Catalina. I'm Storm.

Hola. I'm the chef. Hola. Hi, Storm.

Hi, Chef.

Storm can feel free to rain all over me.

Bring it. I hope you enjoy the house and the food. We're going to have a typical

Spanish tapas.

So whenever you want, you can go inside. Are you here the whole time we're here?

I'm going to be this whole week here. Amazing.

Because we're hungry.

I'm getting to know him.

Nice to meet you. Thank you, Chef.

We can tag team him.

Anytime you want, girl. You go first, I'll take it second.

The place instantly got better with Storm.

Sounds like this.

He can cook. He has an accent. We're in Spain.

I mean, ole.

Coming up. Crystal said that

you ladies were not intelligent.

Damn. Nobody was educated and you're very shallow.

Let's go eat, you guys. Because the hot chef in here, that's all I really care

about. We need to look and see if he has a ring.

Oh, shut up, Anna Marie. Quit trying to ruin my fantasy.

Oh, my gosh. How pretty is this, you guys? It's so pretty. I'm going to stay

here. Can you get my drink and I'll get mine?

Thank you.

Beautiful. Ooh.

Okay, I brought a special guest.

One of the ghosts? Oh, my gosh.

Stop it. Stop it, Kyle.

I would like to introduce y 'all.

What is that? His name is Merce Cunningham.

He's a world -renowned choreographer. He's a real big deal.

In a little box.

Are they supposed to go in a little Ziploc like this?

It came in like this envelope.

That's a Ziploc.

When you get ashes, it doesn't... You don't get... Oh,

jeez. This man meant so much to you, and he's in a Ziploc? I don't want to be

put in a Ziploc bag.

Put me in a Birkin, fine. But a Ziploc, no.

He's one of the founders of modern dance.

With Martha Graham and all them?

Yes. Twyla?

Twyla studied under him. Okay, there you go.

Merce Cunningham was a real legend, and I kind of feel like a loser for not

knowing about him because I know so much about, like, Bob Fosse, Alvin Ailey, or

other greats. So when I said to Mikey, like, who's Merce Cunningham? He goes,

how dare you?

And I got checked by my own friend.

So how did you know him? I worked for him for six years. I was the studio

manager, and we became very close.

We had a very special relationship.

Merce and I had a bond immediately when I was working in the studio with him.

I think he liked me as a dancer, and he liked my work ethic.

I would go over to his apartment, and he would cook.

He also liked, I guess, how I watered his plants.

When my father died, that was one of the first calls I got was from Merce.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. So we were sweet together.

He was just such a unique person.

And he didn't mind my quirky moves. He never called me weird. He never said

anything bad about me. He liked me.

Merce was one of the most important men in my life.

Dawn.

Good evening.

Hi.

Good evening.

Smoke Solomon with... Caviar and cream cheese. Oh, yum.

Curacao.

Nope. No?

Yeah, you're out of class. Uh -uh.

That's amazing.

Very good. We'll keep on bringing tapas. Thank you, Storm.

All women are like, oh, hi.

Pay attention to me. Oh, my God. I love your food.

Everybody's into Storm, whether you're married or not.

It's so yummy.

This is the best salmon cheese ever in the world. Is that right? It is so good.

This salmon is delicious.

Yeah, I'm all about that. It's melting in your mouth. So beautiful. It bursts

your mouth. Oh, it's so yummy. And if it's creamy.

Oh, with the couture music, with the creme fraiche.

Yes.

What is this?

Gazpacho. Yummy.

I like when you go.

If I'm hungry and you don't have to eat what they bring you, or you need to try

things, like, I would never eat that. I just want to interrupt, but I just, I

feel like there's a bit of an, like, elephant in the room, and there's

that I need to get off my chest.

Last weekend was a lot.

There were a lot of things that were said that, I mean, on my part, I can

apologize for.

Sutton and I talked.

I'm sorry that I upset you by talking about your esophagus. I hope we're in a

better place.

Yeah, you know what? The esophagus stuff is fine. My problem was the lonely and

the insecure.

I'm going to wake up in the morning to my amazing children and my amazing

husband and my amazing life and thank God that I'm not lonely and I'm not

insecure. Damn.

Who's lonely and insecure?

I didn't like that.

You have three divorce days at this table.

I was more lonely, I think, during my marriage. He traveled a lot.

And when he didn't travel, he was asleep because he worked all the time.

And I think we can understand that.

And you shouldn't have used the word lonely.

I can own that.

Lonely affected me too.

Anna Marie's saying that if you're single, you're lonely and desperate. I

offense to that because I'm single. So if you don't have a man, you're lonely

and desperate?

Come on.

Several of us were angry that night. I said things that I was not proud of. I

apologize for them, okay?

I'm sorry I called you lonely.

Wow. If this is Anna Marie's apology, don't apologize because I'm not

it. I'm sorry that that affected you. I'm sorry that I said lonely if that

affected you. Anybody else I may have offended, I apologize for that comment.

was angry.

We're going to get to you.

Coming up.

Like you need people to think that you're better than them. I've met you

times in my life.

You're acting like a hormonal teenager.

Oh my God. Okay, don't make the little people come out.

I'm sorry that I said lonely if that affected you. Anybody else I may have

offended. I apologize for that comment. I was angry.

We're going to get to you.

Let's talk about the Crystal situation.

So the first night that Crystal and I met was at a mutual friend's house

the holidays. The first thing Crystal said to me about this group of women was

that you ladies were not intelligent.

Damn. Nobody was educated, and you're very shallow.

Shallow and uneducated?

Shallow. She knows I'm educated.

That's ridiculous.

I'm out of this group.

We're all educated.

We're all educated.

We're all educated.

That's ridiculous.

You're nowhere near more educated than the rest of us.

And by the way, child bride, while you were busy getting married at 12, the

rest of us were building businesses, graduating college, doing things, you

to educate ourselves.

Did you say that?

I would not say that to someone that I just met. I don't feel that way.

That's false. I never said those things.

No, these women are quite savvy, but they're clearly not highly educated.

I would really like you to be honest, though, with what you said about the

ladies. I didn't say that.

Do we have a history with Crystal thinking maybe we were...

Less smart than her.

I'm not going to change the word that I used. The word was used correctly.

Violation means to abuse your privacy.

A disrespect of boundaries.

Period. Google it. I know, these are big words.

We understand big words.

We kind of already knew that Crystal thinks that maybe some of us are not as

astute as she is. There's a word for her.

And then you said that the ladies were fake socialites and that you were the

only true socialite in the group.

Is that like a northeast, southeast kind of thing?

What are we going to do, cotillion?

We all know that I am a socialite, so who cares?

Well, it's true, I am.

I don't want to be a socialite. Nobody does.

Do I feel like Crystal could have said that? Yes, I can. What that basically is

saying is, this is my excuse.

For not being interesting.

Because my intellect is too high.

No. You're boring.

That's like embarrassing.

Why would you say that?

First of all, it's offensive that you ask me that. But no, I didn't say that.

Well, she's abusing you, so I'm asking you. Why wouldn't I ask you?

Have I ever said that I was a socialite? No.

Have I said that I'm very social?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

With all the socialites I do know, they don't say I'm a socialite. That is

correct. The first time I met Crystal, that was when she told me that all of

girls were uneducated and shallow.

I mean, I thought it was really crazy that somebody I just met four seconds

was telling me this information, but now knowing Crystal better and how she

acts, very on brand for her to do something like that.

You have this need to make people, like you need people to think that you're

better than them. I don't need anything.

No, she does.

No, but that's all I've seen. That's all you've seen.

times in my life. Crystal, that doesn't matter. It's what you've shown me. Give

me an example of when I think I act like I'm better than you. Well, right now, I

think you do because you're not being honest. You're not being honest with

Crystal. Give me another example.

Obviously, there's something about Anna Marie that provokes Crystal because

Crystal is usually someone who's very reserved with her thoughts and feelings.

I've never seen her have a response to someone like this.

I think that Anna Marie and Crystal need to talk alone.

So I don't have to hear any of it. Do you think I would call myself a

But it goes back to like... Let's ask her a question. Stop talking.

You need people to think that you're better than them. Okay, I don't... I

that? Okay, go on. It goes back to like your insecurity thing, Crystal.

The girl who calls herself a doctor who's a nurse. See? Enough.

Anna Marie says that she wants to bring lightness and fun to wherever she goes.

But actually what she does is she's antagonistic. She's combative.

And she's very divisive. Crystal, bring it down a notch. Do not tell me to bring

it down. You're acting like a hormonal teenager.

Oh, my God.

Okay, don't make the little people come out.

You know what else I want from you? I want to thank you for giving you

to talk about and making your ass relevant.

Oh, God.

I'm sorry that I trigger you. I'm sorry that you find my life so interesting.

She has nothing to talk about except for me.

You guys, we've been up a long time. We've traveled.

We put a pin in it tonight.

Don't take my kindness for weakness.

When have you been kind?

Crystal, I'm always kind. I thought that our first night in Spain was going to

be amazing.

We've got wine. We've got toffees. We have this beautiful table.

We have a chef.

Perfection. But no.

Let's ruin it, Anna Marie, by telling the story that Crystal hates us all and

thinks we're stupid and vapid.

And thank you.

Good night, good night, good night, good night, good night. I can't. I'm done.

This is not how I thought it was going to work.

All right, let's go.

Take the ashes in your phone.

Do you think we scared the baby ghost? Well, I'm scared I'm going to drop Mars.

I'm sleeping in your room. I can't believe I'm saying that.

I told you that you could.

We can separate the bed into twin beds. Okay, good.

Good night, guys.

Good night. Good night. Good night.

Okay, where am I?

You're right there. Thank you. I'm in the scary room. Well, that was a lot of

fun. Yeah. See you later.

Good night, everybody.

What the hell happened?

Coming up... She's calling you a liar to the whole group.

Yeah, but I don't believe anyone believes it.

It's one o 'clock in the morning.

And I'm scared out of my mind. I'm even scared to go to Sutton's room, but I'm

going anyway.

So I am tiptoeing around. The floors are creaky. I know there's a room with a

crib in it. I don't want to see because I don't know who's in the crib.

Oh, Sutton.

What's up?

I'm coming in. That was really loud.

I want some napkin. I'm not sleeping in my room.

But I don't know if I want to sleep with the ashes staring at me.

Okay.

This is the ugliest hat I've ever seen in my life.

Shut up. I'm wearing this tomorrow.

I'm wearing this tomorrow. Shut up. It's terrible. Who made it?

Marnie, and it's so cute. And I'm wearing it tomorrow. And when you see my

entire outfit, you're going to be so jealous.

I don't think I'm going to be jealous of that. This is so cute.

You look crazy.

Where's the snacks? Where's the snacks? Ow!

Oh, my God.

After being in Vegas with Sutton and she's talking all night, here I am

to sleep with her again.

There's a creepy man that's coming out any minute. That'd be one of the little

people.

Boo!

I slept one hour.

No. Yeah.

Me too.

I couldn't sleep.

Anna Marie?

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, my gosh, she looks so cute.

I don't know. Is this appropriate for the change of my change?

No, no, no. I think it's fine. You sure? I think it's fine. Because also it's

going to be warm. We're going to be walking around. So come, let's have a

Don't mind my late night snack. Oh, girl. We're just going to hide this

back in there. No, you didn't see that.

How is that?

What the hell is that bird sound? That was me. I was doing some vocal

I hear George doing it all the time.

Crystal?

Hello? May I enter?

Yeah. How are you feeling last night?

It got so heated.

Should we close the door? Yeah, let's close the door.

Where's your door?

Is this your door?

It's right there.

Oh, this door. Yeah. I am so confused. That's all right. I know. There's a lot

of room here.

She's alive.

Yeah. Because I don't think she listens.

I don't like confrontation. Being in a bad place with people. People you're on

trip with.

Right. Like, I want us to be good. You know what I mean? Yeah. That being said,

she is not being truthful.

about what she told me about the group. So she for sure said that. So I do not

lie. I don't lie.

She's calling you a liar to the whole group.

Yeah, but I don't believe anyone believe it.

Honestly. Do you think Crystal called us shallow and uneducated?

I don't believe that Anna Marie's flat out making it up.

Yeah. Something has a little ring of truth for me here. I can see where she

would say to others, Oh, these women are uneducated.

I'm really different.

I don't think Anna Marie would pull that out of just nowhere.

We all get frustrated in the group. We all say things.

But if we're uneducated and shallow, then why be here?

Is it okay for her to call you a liar?

No, it's ridiculous. I don't know what else to say.

Why are you letting her off the hook?

Here's the thing. This is the difference between us.

You need someone to say, that wasn't said.

in a repeatable better. I don't.

We all know that Crystal and I have had some challenging times.

I can't deal with crazy people.

You don't even know me. I don't know you, but all that you've shown me,

all I've shown you. Is crazy? Yeah.

I think sometimes with friendship, it takes a deep dive to come

up fresh.

And Crystal and I have both come into this fresh air.

but and we really like each other's company so i want crystal and anna marie

to nip this in the bud and build a better friendship on that keep sticking

for yourself because what she's saying isn't nice no it's not i don't know how

you can be friends with somebody that is going to continually do this well i'm

treading lightly well you need to tell her that i will

Morning again.

Hi, you're cute.

Kyle. Kyle.

Come in.

Yay.

She's up.

Hallelujah, Mazel Tov. Okay, people, we have a lot to do today.

First, we're going to church.

We have to take two sprinters.

We're in one, you're in the other, and then we're going to reconvene at church.

What about confession? Because some of you need it. Some of us need an

Some of you need it more than others.

We got to take it to the bridge, take it to Jesus, take it wherever you need.

Well, I would just like to share some very good, happy news that I got in the

morning. And I think that it's important, maybe for you, Crystal.

Attached are two decisions today by the district court on our appeal regarding

the earrings.

Oh.

I would just like to share some happy news that I got in the morning, and I

think that it's important maybe for you, Crystal.

Attached are two decisions today by the district court on our appeal regarding

the earrings.

Oh. The district court reverses the bankruptcy court's turnover order.

Wow. So what does that mean?

The court wants the trustee to prove that the money used to pay for the

was actual client trust fund money.

In other words, you can't prove that the money that was used to buy my earrings

was client money.

You can't do that. So they shouldn't have been taken in the first place.

Remember when I got very heated and I said, this story is not over.

Please listen to me.

You have a pair of $750 ,000 earrings.

If you give it to them, what's going to happen?

I would give it up. Let's get real.

Let's get real. You're not sharing without facts, though. What facts do you

have? Why wouldn't you just go, let's pay the victim?

It's not saying I'm guilty.

It's saying I have compassion.

You know what I say? I'm not guilty. Now, how dare you say that?

What I said was going to happen is happening.

This is a long fight. Let it work through the legal system. Please do not

to judgment.

Look, a win is a win.

Yes, it goes back down to a lower court. Yes, we'll still fight it out. But the

upper court said, hold on a second. This isn't quite right.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

I think that Erica feels vindicated with a number of the ladies in this group.

So many of them doubted her so much.

I told you all, give me a minute.

And I was right.

I wish she would just let the earrings go and give something back to the victim

so that you can sleep at night. So you feel like, you know, even though you're

not guilty, you're giving back to the victims. You need good karma.

The thing that you're saying, though, because you said you got loud.

Yeah. And maybe when it's so loud, we can't hear. Yeah.

So maybe we don't get so loud.

Agreed. I can't control people's reactions, but I was really expecting

From these ladies. I really was.

Okay. We gotta go.

Because we have a lot to do. I don't need anybody to put their arms around

But I do need you to acknowledge that what I said would happen is happening.

You know, that would be a nice moment for me.

Come on. I'm coming.

You're such a boxy bitch. Well, I'm sorry. I'm trying to keep us on

Let's hit it.

Like herding cats here. How windy and narrow are these roads? It's very windy

and narrow, so don't get carsick.

Bye, ladies.

Bye. Bye.

We'll see you at the church.

Do your prayers. Ouch.

You okay?

Barely. Here we go. Yeah.

So what are we saying at the chapel? Our intentions for this trip?

Yep.

We're grateful.

It's good.

Mm -hmm.

And happy. Hooray.

Mm -hmm.

I have a lot of disappointment in a lot of these women in this group.

You were so passionate last year, but after I've gotten a favorable ruling,

everybody's, oh, okay, well, okay.

Therapy, therapy, therapy.

You're going to need to have some empathy for them, like emotionally.

Yeah.

Therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy.

Are you okay? Who was that?

You? Nothing? Yeah.

I don't like this dress.

Yeah,

I'm right there with you.

It's really pretty.

I know. I'm getting really sick, you guys.

Uh -oh.

Don't look back.

That's what I'm looking for. You guys, this is rough for me. I might.

Uh -oh.

I can't look backwards anymore, you guys. No, no, you shouldn't. We're good.

need to get out of the car.

There's not even sides of you to stop. Like, what do we stop?

I need to get out of the car right now. Stop the car and let her out.

Right here.

Right now? Right here.

You guys can keep going up. I just need to get out of the car. Please.

Get out. Sorry.

Crystal, look. Oh, no.

Uh -oh. Oh, my God, Crystal. Look at my veins.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Okay, let's go.

Up there, Crystal.

Right here.

Down here. Okay, Crystal.

I'm up right here.

What's wrong?

Her hands are boiling up.

Hi.

Hi.

What does it mean when your veins pop out? What do you mean?

Crystal's not feeling well.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Heart thick?

They are really big. Holy crap.

The universe works in mysterious ways.

Last night, these two were at each other's throats.

And right now, Crystal's at Annemarie's mercy.

I'm going to call 911.

Next time on The Real Health Wives of Beverly Hills.

How

you

talk to me made me feel a certain way.

If there's anything I say that for whatever reason triggers you, please

Because I'd never want to do that. I believe that.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

There's a lot of my dad wrapped up in red.