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Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries.

That's Scooby -Doo, Red Jones, and Daphne Blake. Hey, how you doing? Of

I want to play myself in the movie version. And that's Norville Rogers.

It's Shaggy, like nobody calls me Norville. What's the matter, Norville?

That's not on tape, is it? Something wrong, Norville. Norville, Norville,

Norville. Very funny.

Norville.

A staple for every mystery.

Scooby Snacks.

Yeah, Scooby Snacks. Yum, yum.

Have you heard anything about these woods being haunted?

Well, you know, my grandparents used to tell a story about some 10 -foot -tall,

spikes on his arms, monster wandering the woods. Just crazy talk, really.

It was right above us. It was big.

It was puffy. It was globby or something. I don't know what you want to

But it was big.

There was a glow to it.

It was just right over the ridge there. The eyes, the eyes would burn a hole in

you, just glowing, burning, freakish eyes.

Alien, bioengineering, genetic mutation.

I don't know what's going on, but it troubled me.

I've heard about a ghost of a Civil War soldier that exists around here.

Giant? radioactive cat over by the nuclear plant that kids say lives off of

stray dogs, but I don't know. I don't believe that stuff.

Hmm, it doesn't add up. All their stories are different.

Right on, right, giant rats.

She said giant cat, not rat, Scooby.

That's what I said, rat.

Cat. Yeah, rat.

Have you heard anything about these woods being haunted?

Uh, no. No, I'm not really from around here, so I wouldn't know anything about

haunted or anything, but, uh... Say, you guys look familiar to me.

I think you're on that show. Aren't you guys on that show?

Like, uh, what show you talking about?

Oh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, that mystery sleuthing thing, you

know, where you're chasing around after the ghosts and the witches and all that.

It's like a mystery deal.

You're cartoons, aren't you?

Have you heard these woods are haunted?

You kids stay away.

Those woods are cursed.

I never go near them.

No, I bet she never goes near a dentist either.

Okay, the map says the sightings are this way. I got a weird feeling about

Like these woods don't look like our regular woods.

They look different.

What are you talking about?

Like I don't know.

Things just look more... realistic.

Realistic? Come on, guys, it'll be fun.

Don't forget, it's my turn to pull off the mask.

We're now leaving the van and going into the woods. Bye!

Why do we have to always do these things when it's almost dark?

Here's the cemetery where the curse in these woods began.

Why, that's really fascinating.

Why can't we go now?

What do you mean? We're going to camp here. How else can we learn about the

curse? Camp here?

By a cemetery?

Why, I didn't sign on for this.

The local legend is that one spooky night in 1773, some local people...

I can't hear you.

I can't hear you.

Okay, now we're trying to put the tent up before it gets too dark. So I'm going

to keep rolling in case that spook appears.

And now we're putting the tent poles into the grommets.

We've got to make sure we put the tent tarp on.

Now we're putting the stakes up to hold the tent.

Will you please put the camera down, Velma?

It might be easier without it. Well, I don't want to miss anything. Shut it

Oh,

get your feet out of my face. Who got these snack crumbs in my sleeping bag?

Gooby? No, it's Raggy.

Nuh -uh.

It must be Fred.

Maybe it's Daphne. Now why would I complain if it was me?

And there it was, standing on a hill above us.

Claws raised.

luring eyes, and a piercing scream like, like... Like this isn't a ghost story.

We were all there. It turned out to be that old ship's captain, remember?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

I'm going on a trip to the moon, and I'm taking an apple, a banana, a chocolate

cream pie, that was a good one, Scoob, a donut, eggplant parmesan, and funnel

cakes.

I'm taking funnel cakes.

Scoob, it's your turn. You got G.

Scoob. Scooby.

Oh,

what's that noise?

Get the camera. Get the camera.

Huh? What is that?

Let's split up and check it out. No way, Jose.

Can't you two just go out there dressed up as surgeons and confuse the monster

and tie him to an operating table?

You guys do great with monsters.

What are we like in the middle of the woods?

Where are we going to find a gurney? I don't know.

Improvise. Look out here, guys.

What is it?

They look like snacks.

Scooby snacks.

Are you sure?

Like there's only one way to find out. Yeah.

Those are haunted Scooby snacks.

That creature touched them.

Forget it. They're all yours, Scooby. Okay.

Oh, wait a minute. Did you trick me? Did you put those there?

Scoob, did you trick me? Did he trick me? Give me one of those.

Come on. The van should be over there.

I need a break.

My feet hurt.

Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?

The map says we should be... The van should be over there.

We should be there in an hour.

Oh, Velma, that's what you said two hours ago.

You don't know where we are, do you? I know. If we just follow the map... Can

just figure this out and get home?

I'm done with monsters and curses.

Put a fork in me.

I'm done.

Yeah, put a fork in me too. Give me the map.

Like, how can you read this? This map, it's just a dotted line and an X.

Let's just keep moving.

Look, will you just admit that we're lost, Velma?

Fred, give me...

We're close to the van. I know it.

Would you come off it, Freddy? You have no idea where the mystery machine is.

Why is it you're the one who's always driving anyway?

Oh, is that how it is?

Well, listen here, Ms.

Smarty Pants. Maybe if you chip in for gas every once in a while, you could

drive. Yeah, gas money.

What? What was that?

Does anyone understand what this dog is saying? Like layoff, Scoob. Yeah.

I want to go home.

I'm working on it.

go again.

Velma, for crying out loud.

A glasses strap? How many times have we told you? A glasses strap! Could you

just help me look? I can't see without my glasses. Oh, so you mean, could we

find your glasses for you? Not now, Freddy.

No, no, no. Wait a minute. She wants us to help her find her glasses, but she's

not going to be helping. They're her glasses. She's not going to be helping

them. Why, she's blind as a bat without them. It's nighttime, genius.

You guys!

Where'd she go?

She wandered off.

Velma! Over here!

This is just great.

Zoinks! We're never going to get out of here!

Zoinks? That's all you have to say, Zoinks? What the heck does that mean,

anyway? Oh, I'm sorry.

What do you want me to say?

Jinkies?

Fred? Daphne? What are you laughing at? Nothing. He's got a point, Velma.

Jinkies is a word.

Stop laughing!

Jinkies!

There's got to be a perfectly good explanation for all this. Smoking

glow -in -the -dark paint, a movie projector, or... A movie projector?

the middle of nowhere, Freddy. How are they going to plug it in?

Batteries? Right, a movie projector that runs on batteries. Oh, that makes a lot

of sense. Well, I don't know.

Maybe... Maybe what? They've got a really long extension cord. Look, I'm

trying to... Just admit that you're scared.

I am not scared.

Uncle Scooby. He'll never know what hit him. I'll give him one of those and one

of these. And Uncle Scooby can give him one of these and one of those. Won't

you, Uncle Scooby? Won't you?

Yeah. Right, Wappy? I don't think Scooby needs any help, Scrappy. What do you

mean, Freddy? You guys haven't caught anybody yet?

Now that I'm here, this mystery's gonna be wrapped up. It'll be solved before

sunrise. That is unless you chicken out, Freddy. It's Fred.

Just what we need.

One thing doesn't make sense.

Why? Because it's Halloween.

October 31st every year.

Candy and bobbing for apples.

I mean, you guys are dressed up, right? But why did you scare us at the cemetery

last night?

I didn't do anything.

Well, if you didn't do it...

found beside a dirt road.

Search parties have spent several days searching the woods and found hundreds

Scooby snacks, but no trace of the teenage sleuths have been found.