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i already-

did that i already put that down

models...

always use mattress pad soft side up

okay i installed that

only snaps

oh my gosh

did that i did that

oh these setups are getting so complicated

well when i had you this wasn't even a problem

okay

so what's next

snap those into place

okay

oh my gosh i need your father's help

okay

top maybe

okay i guess...

all these ledges just...

kinda

hook on

oh that's so easy okay

okay

okay maybe not so easy

okay

oh my goodness

don't be silly honey, i can do this, i can do it

it's just a little hard

i just get so tired so easy nowadays

okay

right that's good

it just came right together

okay let's see

what's the next thing

okay

okay so it looks like...

okay this...

alright

okay

oh i can get the hands onto this that's just gonna latch on to this

like

like

that

no

oh darn it

i was just getting the hang of this thing

okay

oops

oh my goodness

okay i think this is about it

oh okay

oh and this, this is- can't forget about this

this...

goes...

where?

where does it

hook up to

honey where do you think this goes?

i don't know

use this manual

oh my goodness

never get used to that feeling

no honey it's just...

you know mommy's...

belly is just so...

big

okay

snap and click

where does it...

right there?

snap and click okay

if only this whole thing were that easy

okay

only took me an hour is it in?

look at that honey

we did it

oh my goodness

hmm?

no no no no this isn't the crib

this is just something to go next to the bed while mommy's sleeping

y'know just to make...

it easier when there's y'know

midnight wake up calls happen baby's

crying you did it too you know

wake mommy up in the middle of the night

so?

are you excited?

well to have a brother or sister of course honey?

y'know i was just...

i feel so bad y'know, i don't have very much time to play with you anymore

it's gonna be so much better when you have someone

your own age

someone around your own age to play with

no we don't know if it's gonna be a boy or a girl

'cause it's a surprise honey

here can you help me fold some towels please

oh my gosh

i don't remember making this much laundry

what is all this

it's one thing after another 'round here

i can barely stay on top of it all

honey

i can't reach the... the...

yeah the sheet behind you

can you hand it to me?

the-

i don't know the white one

you're mister difficult

it's just so hard to stay on top of anything around here

laugh all you want mister you're not the one as big as a house

gets hard moving around

okay

honey

the other one

the-

okay the blanket

can i ha-

give it to me

honey

give it to me

i- i'm-

honey i'm way too tired to play games

just...

oh my gosh

do you know what this is?

it's your old baby blanket

you've grown up so much

oh i'm sorry i'm sorry

it's just y'know

baby hormones and...

you used to be this big y'know

i used to wrap you up in this and...

hold you against me for hours

just be...

you and me

i know

it's- it's because of the pregnancy

at least i'll have

someone else to bother and love

because you don't...

want mommy to love you anymore

you're too old for that?

never too old for that

i thought you said you're gonna help me

you've just been sitting around watching me struggle

huff and puff while my...

big belly gets in the way of everything

you're staring at mommy

well...

i-

i know i look different sweety

it's what happens when women get pregnant

their bodies get...

really-

big and...

their bellies get round and...

well-

sweety there's a baby in there y'know it's...

of course

a woman's body changes a lot when...

when she's pregnant

y-

yes

other parts of mommy have definitely gotten bigger too

mommy's breasts not- not- boobs honey

y'know i mean well...

you have a lot of questions

a lot of, a lot of things have to change, y'know mommy's...

mommy's body needs to change for the baby

it's- it's really...

well

it's really complicated having a baby

it's really a special time

in a woman's life and...

well...

you have so many questions today

here come here

so honey i- i know...

hmm

i know this all seems very...

weird

uhm because mommy's body's changing

very very fast

uhm

but it's not

it's not weird at all it's...

it's what's supposed to happen

well...

so when a woman decides that she wants to have a baby

uhm

these- these things

the way her body changes is just...

well it's just what happens

well so when mommy wanted to get pregnant...

uhm

my belly got really really big

and so did my br-

honey breasts not boobies

and...

well y'know it's all because of these things called uhm...

well hormones

and they're always going around in mommy's body

and uhm well you can't see 'em

and you can't see 'em

but they kind of y'know they make mommy's body change

and y'know they make mommy feel a certain way too

well y'know uhm...

well they make me...

well they make me feel good

and uhm...

and happy

well y'know good as in uhm...

kind of just a...

tingling...

uh just a good feeling

just

on certain parts of my body

but that's not really important honey it's y'know...

i just...

want you to know that

everything that's happening

is because...

i wanna have a baby

you understand?

honey it's you know, it's mommy's job

to have babies

it's hard to describe...

why it's my job

but uhm...

well you're happy that i had you

right?

'cause if i didn't want to be pregnant then you wouldn't be here mister

i love being pregnant honey

i know it-

looks really strange

and everything but...

it doesn't look strange?

you like mommy like this?

hmm

i don't really believe you

because i'm so big

oh come on

my belly is so big honey

well it's good to see you laugh

i didn't...

i never asked you...

y'know such a big decision to have a baby, but i- i never...

well honey

i never asked you if you wanted to have a brother or sister

you know-

i guess i'm just...

being silly just...

i don't want you to feel like...

like you're left out

you know when i have the baby i'm gonna be paying a lot of attention...

and- and well not so much to you

i just...

i want you to know that...

no matter what happens

you'll always be my favorite

my favorite little boy

don't tell you know who that

you believe me though right?

right?

do believe me?

that i'll love you forever no matter what

come here

but will you love mommy?

forever and ever

and will mommy still be your favorite?

no matter what?

even

with this big belly?

you know it's gonna get bigger

hm hmm

isn't it hard to believe

well in the last month the baby grows the most

i know my belly seems so big right now but...

it's gonna get even bigger

hm hmm

bigger than this

it's hard to imagine a belly getting any bigger than this

oh it's so big already

it's gonna stretch and bulge and ugh

oh my goodness

oh honey can you believe it

i mean mommy's tummy got so round

sometimes it's so big i can't even bend over

it's true i can't even put on my socks

no honey

no

it's such a wonderful feeling to be...

big and pregnant

it's the most

natural thing a woman can experience

mommy was built to make babies

nothing feels better

i know it...

probably looks pretty weird but...

you're such a flatterer

always making your mother feel so good

d'you wanna rub it sweety?

come here

no honey just stay right there

oh my goodness

look at mommy's big round belly

it's so much bigger up close

go on honey

what're you waiting for

don't be shy come on

it's okay honey your hands are just a little cold

that's okay, just warm 'em up on mommy's big belly just...

rub it around rub it around

so what's it feel like?

like a big balloon

it is kinda like a big balloon isn't it?

hm hmm

kinda hard

big

your hands look so little on my big pregnant belly honey

you know mommy's body

doesn't just grow babies

uh uh

y'know mommy's breasts have been growing a lot too

and it's because

the baby needs to drink milk from it

me and my body feeds the baby honey

well you did too

you did

wha- well yeah there's milk in them now but...

y'know

usually have to save that for the baby

y'know

the baby needs to have all the milk

they've gotten...

so heavy honey

mommy's had to buy new bras and everything

i used to love it

hmm?

you wanna see these too?

okay

it's been a long time since you've seen these honey

wow they are big

so big

well they're full of milk honey

for the baby

at least i think they are

they were with you

i'm not surprised you wanted to see mommy's breasts again

when you were a baby...

you loved breastfeeding

i had to let you breastfeed for years

well it was almost impossible to wean you

you wanted to just suck on mommy's nipples all day

it made me so sore

just thinking about it

you would you would cry if i didn't have...

my nipple in your mouth

you'd suck so furiously

like you couldn't get enough milk

look how big they are honey

they are they're very heavy

do you wanna feel?

you can just like mommy's belly

here

here ya go

i know

they're so heavy

all that milk is for the baby

do you wanna see if any milk will come out now?

wanna try?

come here

okay lay down honey

you can lay on mommy a little bit just...

come here

yeah

go on honey you can put it in your mouth

hm hmm

just the nipple right there

try to get the whole thing in your mouth too honey okay?

all the way

there you go

there you go

oh oh okay okay

just suck it a little a little gentler okay?

that's much better honey

you're the same way when you were a baby

you could just never get enough of mommy's nipples in your mouth

is there any milk coming out?

yeah?

little bit?

don't suck too hard

you have to save some for the baby

honey

what's that hard thing?

in you're pants it's...

oh is that you penis?

oh it's okay honey it's perfectly natural

just a little uncomfortable there, that's better

did daddy ever tell you...

how babies are made

no well

well

it's quite simple really

uhm

when daddy and i did it...

all he had to do well daddy...

put his penis inside of mommy

over and over and over again until...

until uhm semen came out

hm hmm it's...

well

have you ever...

y'know when you rub your penis

and all that white stuff comes out

y'know

it's that you feel really good and then the white stuff comes out

well that's called semen

and

when that goes into...

a woman's vagina

it can make babies

honey you're sucking hard

w-well y'know

a man's penis has to be hard first

we- y'know kinda like yours is right now

hm hmm

and then it just goes...

in

in a girls vagina

you've never seen a vagina

d'you wanna see mommy's vagina?

here

get up honey

just a second honey

okay

see that honey?

there is that a little bit better?

see mommy's vagina?

that looks very different from a penis doesn't it

so it's...

y'know it's a hole

right and...

well the penis goes...

in and out

a bunch of times until it has an orgasm

do you know what an orgasm is?

it's- it's when...

uhm it's when all of the sperm comes out

the semen

right

y'know when you, when you touch your penis, when you rub your penis a lot

and then at the end you have an orgasm

see that?

here do you wanna see...

inside a little bit do you see that?

that's where the penis goes honey

no it doesn't matter what penis

it could be anyone's

that's how you make babies

see that see how it's...

it's very tight it's...

it's wet too

that's how y'know the penis can slide in and out really easily

you okay honey?

well you look a little...

dizzy are you alright?

come to mommy

come here

lay down

do you understand now honey?

does that make sense to you?

everything mommy showed you today?

good

you're a fast learner

hmm?

y-yes honey your penis is hard

well that means that...

you're ready to make a baby

well it's been hard before right?

and, when you, rub it

right

so all those other times you were ready to make a baby too

what is it honey?

you wanna...

you wanna try to make a baby?

well you know...

you couldn't make a baby with mommy right now, because i'm pregnant

i already have a baby in me honey

you know that's not the only time...

that you have sex though

well that's what it's called

y'know...

a lot of people have sex

y'know they like to practice making babies

kin- right

well 'cause it feels good

right honey?

kinda like...

for fun

honey

did you wanna practice making a baby with mommy?

well i mean...

i can't get pregnant right?

right?

do you wanna know what it's like?

hmm?

y-you have too

okay well you have to take your...

you have to take your penis out of your pants, okay?

and then...

y-you can move...

you have to get it really close to mommy's vagina, okay?

here come on honey

right on top

right on top of mommy

no no

you're not...

you're not crushing me sweety just...

here

let me

can you put your legs right between mommy's legs?

yeah like that

let me help you

right there

you can stay right there okay?

you got it?

no no you're not crushing me honey

don't worry about me okay?

mommy's had plenty of practice

is it all of the way?

sweety you have to take it out of your underpants too, okay?

okay

there's nothing to be nervous about this is just practice

oh honey

no it's just

it's very hard

it must hurt

well even you father's...

penis doesn't get that hard

no nothing's wrong with it sweety no

it's

gonna be very good

at going inside of...

mommy's vagina just...

here just here

move a little bit closer to mommy okay?

right

there

don't be shy

now you're gonna have to put it inside okay?

yeah that should make it...

slip right in

okay

you wanna...

okay push it in just a little

d'you want mommy to move towards you?

okay you can do it

just

go nice and slow okay sweety?

you got- you got it

that's it

that's... all the way in now

honey

all the way in

just...

no you did...

you did it honey

you did it

that wasn't very hard was it?

come here

good for you

such a big boy

such a big boy

what now?

honey

you have to move in and out

just...

in and out of mommy's vagina

like we talked about

do you want- do you want mommy to do it?

okay honey

okay

that's it sweetheart

you don't have to move if you don't want to

hmm?

okay

okay mommy will go slower

it's okay sweetheart

it's your first time

aren't you happy that mommy's showing you how to do it

hmm?

so when the-

time comes to really make a baby you'll know exactly what to do

hmm?

oh sweetheart

i like it too honey

honey why don't you why don't you start moving okay?

mommy's getting a little tired

that's it honey

that's it

you're a natura-

what?

go at your own pace sweetheart okay

i'm not gonna rush you

just do whatever you wanna do

here honey

here

see that

n- that's okay honey i'm not in pain

it's a good thing when mommy makes those noises

oh ye-

okay

no it's okay

go as slow as you need to baby

as slow as you need to

mommy is here for you okay

here

honey

you're doing so good

i can't believe...

remember honey when it feels really good you can just...

you can just do it right inside of mommy

because i can't get pregnant okay

just for practice

you ready honey?

okay that's fine

i want you to have an orgasm okay?

right inside of mommy

right inside of mommy's vagi-

oh honey

oh honey

good boy

good boy

you did it

how does it feel honey?

your first time

i know it's supposed to feel really good

remember when mommy said that...

a vagina is made to make penises ejaculate

it is

oh honey

and that's all there is to it

that's how you make babies

you're all grown up now you're like daddy

oh honey

what's that?

no

no no no it's gonna come out of my vagina again honey

you want to see it come out?

okay

here

okay

here get up

oh honey

do you see that?

oh my goodness

oh there's so much

just

you did it honey

that's how you make a baby

oh it feels good honey

you're semen feels good

you did good

you did

oh mommy needed that

oh you know

adults they like to do that for fun

sometimes

it's just been a long long time since mommy got to practice

oh honey

you did so good

okay

oh my goodness

did you have fun honey?

good

i hope you don't mind sweetheart but...

i still have work to do and...

i have to set up more of the babies room and...

plus your dad's gonna be home any minute

so i have to...

i have to be off

but honey uhm...

just one last thing sweetheart

about daddy y'know

i'm not so sure he would...

be understanding of how i...

of how i taught you

how to make babies

well you know he just...

he just wouldn't understand

it's kind of just a...

mother son thing you know

can you keep that secret?

hmm?

good boy

i love you too

sorry i have to leave you

too much work to do still

okay this is done

what's the next thing?