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Come on, don't be a pussy. I haven't been fucked in so long. I'm horny,

here, let's just go.

Oh, hey, what's up? Oh, sweetie, you're home.

Yeah, I'm here.

What's going on? What is that? How are you?

I'm good.

Well, I got you a birthday gift.

I know how much you hate it, yes.

You shouldn't have. This is embarrassing.

I mean, you're my stepmom.

No, baby, it's your birthday. You need a gift. Come on.

Yeah, but I told dad not to get me anything.

Yeah, but you didn't tell me not to get you anything. I thought he told you.

Because I don't really feel like celebrating.

You know what I mean? Well, he didn't tell me anything.

And it's your birthday, so we celebrate.

What is it?

You want to see what's inside?

Should I or should I wait?

I think we should open it.

I'll show you.

Let me do it.

Whoa, look at this thing. It's huge.

I wonder what it is.

Damn. You went out of your way to get me something.

Of course.

Alright, let me see.

Oh my god.

This is so crazy.

I never get a gift.

Thank you, though. You're welcome.

Well, here's the thing.

This is... Look.

Do you want me to open it? No, I'll do it. I'm just...

It's not going to open

itself. You got me a flashlight?

No, I didn't get you a flashlight, baby.

I got you something better.

I got you.

What is that?

Is that what I think it is? Yeah.

Are you serious?

What? You don't like it? I mean, is this a joke?

Is this a joke?

Are you making fun of me?

Why would you get me this?

You don't like it?

Well, it's a sex toy. I didn't know you were going to get me a fucking sex toy.

I mean... Sweetheart, come on. We both know how shy you are with the girls. I

thought that it would be really good for you to experiment with yourself and

maybe, you know, this is the best way to do it.

This is... You're getting older. You're not getting any younger. Well, I don't

know what to say because, I mean, I thought you were going to give me like

cologne or something, but the fucking sex... I think this is better than a

cologne.

So you think I'm a loser?

be better for you to experience it and see if you like it.

Wow. Does dad know about this?

No, he has no idea.

But we're not going to tell him.

What the fuck? You know what? I really think this is kind of inappropriate.

I mean, you married my dad a few months ago and now you're giving me sex toys

for my birthday?

What the fuck?

Don't think that's the wrong way.

Sometimes when I'm passing by in the hallway, I hear you.

You hear me what?

You just sound like you're struggling.

I don't know. I'm trying to do something with yourself.

You hear me in my room?

Yeah. It's like, you know, masturbating. Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.

I thought that this would be better than that.

I mean, this is way better than your hand. Come on. You can, like, spit in

You can put oil in it.

Hold it nice and tight.

I can't believe you got me a toy for my dick.

You know what? I don't even know what to say.

Don't take it the wrong way. Come on. No, I don't want this thing. It cost us

lot of money. Well, you can take it back, okay? I'm not taking it back. They

don't let you return it, so you have to pay for it. No, I'm sorry.

I'll be in my room. I can't believe this shit.

I can't believe this shit. Tony?

Sweetie? Yeah?

Can I come in?

Yes.

We need to talk.

What? That thing again?

Listen. I thought I told you I don't want that thing. I just wanted to

if I made you feel uncomfortable.

But I'm just trying to do something nice for you.

Okay, I understand, but I just... You caught me off guard, okay? I didn't know

you were going to get me a fucking sex toy.

It's better than no gift. Imagine it's your birthday and you don't get a gift.

Come on. Could you at least accept my gift?

Fine, but just don't tell Dad because it's so embarrassing.

All right?

Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, I woke up this morning and I was just thinking

about what happened with your ex -girlfriend and how she dumped you.

And I just, I felt so bad. So I just wanted to do something nice to help you,

you know?

I don't even want to talk about her, think about her. But listen.

I guess I can accept the gift.

I mean, how do you even use that thing?

So, you're supposed to... You can... Well, in here, you can put whatever you

want. You can spit on it. You can put oil.

You can put lube.

You put your penis, your dick. You put it inside like this.

Wow. And then you can just... And then just use it like a... Yeah, you just...

Like that.

So, like this.

This seems kind of weird. I don't know.

I don't know if I'm even comfortable using that thing.

Why not?

Come on, it's so easy. I'm sure you can get it right.

I don't know.

I can show you.

Show me? Mm -hmm.

What do you mean, show me? How are you going to show me?

Like, you mean show me a video or something?

No, they don't make videos of this.

Well, how are you going to show me?

I can show you. Your dad doesn't have to know.

What do you think?

Maybe I can show you how to put your dick inside of the toy.

Are you serious?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, what the fuck? You're my stepmom. Like, what if dad comes home?

He doesn't have to know, and he's not coming till later. He's staying later at

work.

I think you can do it.

You want me to use that right now in front of me?

Yeah, I can help you.

Oh, my God. Unless you don't want me to help you, then I understand. And I can

just give you your toy and go on my way, of course. No.

Yeah. Yeah, I would love for you to help me. You caught me off guard.

Are you sure this is okay, though?

I'm sure.

I think you'll like it.

Oh, fuck. I have a good feeling about this.

So what do you want me to do?

Come here.

Let me take off your hat. Oh, my God.

And I can help you. Listen.

Whoa.

You know if Dad catches us, he's going to divorce you. He's going to kick me

out. Disown me.

Come on. You know you want to.

Are you doing that because it's my birthday?

No, I'm just trying to help you out.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Okay. Okay, okay. But you guys.

to promise not to say anything ever to dad, okay? I promise I won't tell your

dad anything.

This is our secret?

Yes, this is our secret.

All right, so take my pants off.

Mm -hmm.

You just need to lay back and relax.

Okay. I can help you.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Come here.

Oh.

Do you like the way it feels?

Yes.

How does that feel?

It feels good.

I guess you've got to get it super hard too, right?

Keep doing that.

Are you ready?

Oh my God, I can't believe I'm doing this. This is crazy.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, that actually feels so good.

Do you like it? Yes. I feel

so

good.

It's way better than my hand, that's for sure. I told you.

Oh, yes.

I'm getting so horny.

You are?

Mm -hmm.

Really? Yeah.

Well, what does that mean?

I don't know.

What does it mean?

I mean, we are alone, right?

Yeah, we are.

And your dad's not going to get here anytime soon.

So what do you want to do?

I think I want to taste it.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Amen.

Did you ever think that you'll fuck yourself up?

What do you think?

Thank you for listening.

It's a fuck.

Did you like your birthday gift? Hell yeah. That was amazing.

Can't you tell? You're a fucking expert.

Wow.

Well, listen up, babe.

I have to go clean.

Your dad's going to come home soon, but it's our secret.

Don't tell him.

No, no, I won't. I promise. You promise?

I promise. Oh, my God. That was amazing.

Best birthday present ever.

Fuck. Thank you so much.