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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:38,693 - Mr. Dobson , 2 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,405 it's time for us to do what the Good Lord would refer to 3 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,782 as a "cleansing of tbe wicked ," 4 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,618 and wbat my brotber George, Ood rest bis soul, 5 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:49,454 used to call "100o/o, AIabama ass-kickin'." 6 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,917 - So you think we're gonna die bere today? 7 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,670 - Dying's not an option . Now, you stick tbat back 8 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:59,298 in that gray matter of yours and you make tbat stick, 9 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:01,966 'cause any other tbought's gonna get you cold-slabbed, 10 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,721 toe-tagged and mailed home to your mom in a plastic bag. Are we crystal? 11 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,057 - Crystal, sir. - Gentlemen! 12 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,058 Let's do wbat God made us to do. 13 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:17,228 - This is Sheriff John QuinceY WYdell 14 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:21,153 of the Ru99sville CountY Sheriff's Oepartment. 15 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,280 You're completely surrounded/ 16 00:05:24,573 --> 00:05:27,033 You have no chance of escape! 17 00:05:28,869 --> 00:05:31,788 Now would be the time to vacate the premises peacefullY. 18 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:37,752 - There's a million fucking cops! 19 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,672 Come on. 20 00:05:39,755 --> 00:05:41,548 - Otis, tbe fucking pigs are everywhere! 21 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:44,259 - Tell me something I don't know! - We've gotta do sometbing! 22 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:47,512 - You're completely surrounded. You have no chance of escape. 23 00:05:47,596 --> 00:05:49,556 - Can't take the car, about 25 pigs. 24 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,017 - I know, I know! Sbit fuck shit fuck! 25 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,894 Shit. - Where the fuck is Tiny? 26 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,771 - I ain't seen Tiny. - Tiny! 27 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,691 - I think he went out last night. - Everybody sbut up! 28 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:10,660 Mama, wbat's the matter? 29 00:06:10,744 --> 00:06:15,039 - I keep thinking about.. .old times... 30 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,460 like when you was a fuckin' baby. 31 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:21,171 -You looked like an angel . - I know, Mama. 32 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,882 - You told me that a million times. - Yeah. 33 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,801 - Gentlemen! 34 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:29,304 On the count of three! 35 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,556 - Ready? - Yeab. 36 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,852 - One! - I love you , Mama. 37 00:06:34,935 --> 00:06:37,437 - I love you , Baby. - Two! 38 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,899 - Let's go. 39 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,782 - Three! 40 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:55,580 Fucking pigs! 41 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,089 - Stupid mothertucker! 42 00:07:07,509 --> 00:07:09,886 Die, you fuckers! 43 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:23,608 - You okay?! - Yeab, are you? 44 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:24,943 Fuck! 45 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,076 - Ready? -Yeah yeab yeab, go go! 46 00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:38,248 Man down! 47 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,772 - Hold your fire! - Hold Your fire! 48 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:03,940 -Dobson! Get some tear-gas in that house! 49 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:05,859 - Sir! 50 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,501 - Mama! 51 00:09:50,714 --> 00:09:53,466 Let's go! Let's go! 52 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:06,104 - Do not fucking move! 53 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:12,027 I advise you to Iower that weapon. 54 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,864 - I'm sorry, Sheriff, 55 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,950 but you ain't gettin' me. 56 00:10:20,702 --> 00:10:23,246 - Looks like you ain't gettin' off that easy, 57 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,290 buh , bitch? 58 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:49,185 ♪ And I'm bound to keep on ridin ' ♪ 59 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,833 - AIrigbt, everybody listen up. 60 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,794 I want this place gone over with a fine-tooth comb. 61 00:13:16,878 --> 00:13:19,297 Wherever these fuckers are, 62 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,133 tbey gotta be close. - I am standing outside the perimeter 63 00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:25,345 of what is turning out to be the most horrific crime scene 64 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,722 since Jack the Ripper stalked the streets ol London. 65 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,266 What police have uncovered reads like this: 66 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:33,311 "Words can't describe it. 67 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,688 Human skulls used as ornaments, 68 00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:39,233 bodY parts stuffed in refrigerators." 69 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,445 And / can't believe what it saYs here: 70 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,696 "A mass grave of decomposin9 bodies 71 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:46,407 dumped under the crawlspace of the house." 72 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,665 - Hey, Chief, you might wanna to cbeck this out. 73 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,710 - What? - I don't know. 74 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,422 - Jesus H. Christ. 75 00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:02,465 Mothertucker. 76 00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:06,052 - What, you recognize tbe clown? 77 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,054 -Yeah, his name is Spaulding, 78 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,098 Captain fucking Spaulding. 79 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,854 - Ob, yeah ! Ooh , yes! Gimme... give it to me! 80 00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,064 - Yeab . - Yeab yeab. 81 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,191 Yeah , ride tbe horse, baby! Ride it! Yeah! 82 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,193 Yes, give it, give it up! 83 00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:24,362 Oive it up! Give it! Yeab! Ob! Ride it! 84 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,448 Ob, ride the borse! Yeab! 85 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:29,200 - Yes! - Yeah , ob! 86 00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:45,925 Ab! Ob, honey! 87 00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:47,719 You gettin' a good ride tonight. 88 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:53,599 Next time, you gonna have to pay me. 89 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,604 - Did you just call me a fucking wbore? 90 00:14:57,687 --> 00:15:00,189 - Well, I calls 'em like I sees 'em. 91 00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:02,191 - Really? 92 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,485 You think I'm a fucking whore? 93 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:07,989 - I don't think it, I know it. 94 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,660 - Wbore tbis, fucker. - Hey hey hey hey! 95 00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,662 Come on now, baby, hold on. 96 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,789 I'm just messing with ya. You know us clowns, 97 00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:21,002 we like to just fool around a bunch, you know? Come on. 98 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:30,011 - Yeab . - Laugb. 99 00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:33,222 CIown. .. Iaugb! 100 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,521 - Poopy. 101 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,733 What's tbe matter, bad dream? 102 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,319 - Yeah , 50-50. 103 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,363 - You want to fool around some more? 104 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,116 - Oh , Jesus Christ, woman , I gotta take a piss. 105 00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:53,201 - No. - Didn't you get enougb ass-banging 106 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,288 last night? God damn it, my dick is still sore. 107 00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:58,414 - Oh, come on, I'm borny. - No. 108 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,583 - Most guys like tbat quality in a girl. 109 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,839 - Yeah , except you acting like some kinda spastic mongoloid in heat. 110 00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,219 - Fuckin' bitcb. - Hurry! 111 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,934 - Honey, wbere is it? 112 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,437 - Just calm down, it'll be on in a minute. 113 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,064 Ah ! Ha ha! Tbere it is! 114 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,483 Oh-ho-bo-ho! 115 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,486 - Yeah . - You look so sexy. 116 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,780 - Captain Spauldin9 again. Yes, /'m here to tell You 117 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,907 about a brand-new attraction. 118 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:36,411 Mary... the monkey. Oh Yeah, that's ri9ht. 119 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,288 - Ha! That fuckin' monkey. - This here little monkeY 120 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:40,623 -.. .is hall real human, half monkeY. - I love tbat monkey. 121 00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:43,459 I brought all the waY from the wilds of Borneo. 122 00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:47,255 When y'all come in, make sure You bring little Johnny and Suzie with you. 123 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,340 She'll scare the holY guacamole out of 'em. 124 00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:53,010 Ha ha! And remember while You're down here, 125 00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:55,971 pick up a š'Captain Spaulding for presidentš' T-shirt" 126 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,975 all shapes and... 127 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,269 - Hey, wbat tbe fuck is this? 128 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,480 I paid good money for this goddamn commercial! 129 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,484 - Sheriff, "News Update ", what is the situation here now? 130 00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,277 -[Wydell on Tv]: "The situation?" 131 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,321 - Now what? God damn it! 132 00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:14,699 - Wbat are you-- - Yeah , what? 133 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,367 - Daddy, you gotta get outta tbere. - Why? 134 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:19,579 - Tbe pigs hit us this morning real bad . - Shut tbe fuck up! 135 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:24,163 - They're gonna be coming for you too. - All rigbt, just calm down. 136 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:28,212 I'll meet you at the Kahiki Palms Motel just like we always planned. 137 00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:31,590 - Yeab, okay. - I'll be there as soon as I can. 138 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,593 - All right, just go now. 139 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,812 Poopy! 140 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,980 What do you need a gun for? Where are we going? 141 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,316 -You ain't going nowhere, bitch . - Oh , Poopy! 142 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,068 - Oet outta my fuckin' way! 143 00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:53,612 - If You're out there listening to this, / got a messa9e for Ya. 144 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,366 I'm comin9 to 9et Ya. You can't run forever. 145 00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:59,618 You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when You do 146 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,830 I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up Your ass. 147 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,415 Poopy, don't go! 148 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,876 - Ood damn it, stop calling me Poopy! 149 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,003 - But, Poopy-- - Leave me alone, woman! 150 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,297 - I want my Poopy! Poopy, no! - Leave me alone! 151 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,689 - In an attempt to help the Rug9sville Police Department, 152 00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,732 we here at "News Update " 153 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,443 would like to show You these mug shots of the suspects 154 00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:35,780 known to have escaped during the raid earlier this mornin9. 155 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:10,773 100. 150. 156 00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:12,608 175. 157 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:17,237 184 bucks? Wbat?! 158 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,240 Candy! - What? 159 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,952 - Candy, come on down here! Come on, cut that out. 160 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,996 Turn it off. Candy, come down bere! 161 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,251 - Come on down bere! - All rigbt. Shit. 162 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,295 What? 163 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,215 - This is bullsbit, baby! What is this? 164 00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:39,135 - Wbat do you want me to say? It's a slow fuckin' night, boss. 165 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:42,180 All tbem farmers want is a quickie hand job and boom! 166 00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:50,896 10 Dolla'! 167 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,775 Get back on their tractors, save tbe real fucking for tbe sbeep. 168 00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,945 - Jesus, Candy, you gotta figure a way to book 'em in. 169 00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:00,990 You gotta bustle that pussy. 170 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,994 Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. 171 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,038 - Well, I've been thinking about that. 172 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:11,084 I was thinking about sometbing spacey like that "Star Wars" sbit. 173 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,920 You know, them losers wanna fuck Princess Leia, ri9ht? 174 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,964 I'd fuck ber. 175 00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,258 Thank you. 176 00:20:19,342 --> 00:20:21,969 - I don't know, you start messing with tbat spacey shit, 177 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,221 and you'll really bring out some sick bitches. 178 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,765 They all wanting to pretend they're robots. 179 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,936 Last thing I need is borny robots running around, tripping over shit. 180 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,396 - Droids... boss, tbey call 'em droids. 181 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,441 - Whatever. I still say it's risky. 182 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,239 Wong's Hong Kong Gardens, 183 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,282 tbis is Mr. Wong speaking. 184 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,659 - Cut tbe sbit, Charlie. It's me, Cutter. 185 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,579 I 9ot a serious meltdown going on down here 186 00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:51,791 and I need a place to cool out, so I'm coming down. 187 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,128 - Fuck, man, I don't think it's sucb a great idea, you coming around here. 188 00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:58,130 - I am coming down. .. now. 189 00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,257 - Whoa, ho-- bold it! - Fuck. 190 00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:02,051 Hold it! 191 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,511 Fuck! 192 00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,284 - Man , I don't see bim. 193 00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:29,161 Sbit, where the fuck is he? 194 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:32,957 - Jesus! Can we get over this already? 195 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,626 I mean , I just don't find it funny anymore. 196 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,962 - I don't know, it's still pretty funny. 197 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,882 - I'd say so. - I hate to be the one 198 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:44,259 - to tell you I told you so. - Tben don't. 199 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:47,847 - But ridin' a mechanical bull is not as easy as it looks. 200 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,516 - Technically, she had a pretty good ride... 201 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,768 until tragedy struck. 202 00:21:52,852 --> 00:21:54,854 - Hey, tbe lesson here is 203 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:59,192 tbat tube tops are not tbe proper attire for bull riding , Olory. 204 00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:00,859 - I agree witb you. 205 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:03,905 You gonna have to put a harness on tbem little suckers, honey. 206 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:06,490 - Her "tig bitties" were flappin' around 207 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,285 - My titties don't flap! 208 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,622 -They looked like two raccoons in a gunnysack figbting to get out. 209 00:22:12,747 --> 00:22:14,498 - Ob, Adam , sbut up. 210 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,751 - Wben her top fell down , I was gonna pee myself! 211 00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:18,502 "I was gonna pee myself!" 212 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,047 - You're just jealous 'cause you don't have any titties. 213 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:23,674 - Ob, GIoria, come on, no reason to get mean. 214 00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:25,760 Come on, baby. 215 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,512 - You had one titty going this way 216 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:30,973 and one titty going that way. It was pretty amazing. 217 00:22:31,057 --> 00:22:34,310 - Cbances are higb you made a few fans that nigbt. 218 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,020 - Ob, sbut up, dipshit. 219 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,189 - Well, I told Jobnny Casb, and he said-- 220 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,067 Did you know I sbook hands witb Jobnny Cash once? 221 00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:44,570 -Roy, bow about you go find me the ice machine? 222 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,572 I need a drink. 223 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:50,117 - I'll get you the ice, but you gotta promise us an encore tomorrow. 224 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:52,161 - Roy! 225 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,956 - You wish , honey. Don't you wish. 226 00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:57,041 Tbe babies are going into seclusion. 227 00:22:59,085 --> 00:23:01,212 The leader of this group who is 228 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:04,465 a local celebritY 9oes bY the name of Captain Spauldin9 229 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,093 along with two other suspects known as Otis... 230 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:09,178 -Aw, shit fuck, shit fuck! 231 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,721 - God , calm down. Get rid of tbe car. 232 00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:12,681 Don't worry, I'll get us a room. 233 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,976 - Well, hurry tbe fuck up! - Fuck you! 234 00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:16,602 - Fuck you! 235 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,564 Police revealed todaY that theY believe 236 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,401 most of the victims were dru99ed, kidnapped and sexuallY assaulted. 237 00:23:23,484 --> 00:23:25,360 - God damn it! Fuck! 238 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,492 - Hey, Roy, I was doing some research on tbat thing I was telling you about. 239 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,494 - What thing? - Rodeo clowning. 240 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,207 Rodeo... 241 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:44,004 A rodeo clown? You been smoking dope. 242 00:23:44,088 --> 00:23:47,716 - Yeah. I mean no, not rigbt now. 243 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,387 - Let me tell you something. 244 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,849 You spend one second in tbat pen and tbat bull'd bave his horn 245 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:58,352 up your ass and sticking out your pecker. 246 00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:00,396 - Tbat's exactly wbat I tbought you'd say. 247 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,442 You know, you can never be supportive of anything I wanna do. 248 00:24:04,525 --> 00:24:06,318 -Wbat do you want me to say? 249 00:24:06,402 --> 00:24:09,363 That you're dressed for the part and headed in the right direction? 250 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,407 - Well , Adam was saying... 251 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,493 I've always been good with animals. 252 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,536 I mean , dogs love me. 253 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,039 And isn't a horse kinda like a big dog? 254 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,501 I don't know. 255 00:24:23,127 --> 00:24:26,296 - No, you're not clown material. 256 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:29,675 - Forget it. I'm gonna walk on over to the gas station. 257 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,511 - You want anytbing? - No, yes. 258 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,139 Oet me some of tbat beef jerky. 259 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:37,141 - Tbanks for talking. 260 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:40,269 I could've been on that pit crew down in Nortb Carolina. 261 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,941 - Yeab. 262 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,166 Meow! Meow. 263 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,252 HeY, pussYcat. 264 00:25:06,045 --> 00:25:07,963 Hey, got a Iigbt? 265 00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:13,302 No, uh, I don't smoke. 266 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:17,348 My doctor says I got Iungs like a professional athlete. 267 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,392 - Ah, I get it. You wanna Iive forever. 268 00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:21,435 - Yeah yeah , well... 269 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,480 - So what, are you on vacation all by yourself or something? 270 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:29,064 - Yeah , no. I'm actually out here with my singing group. 271 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,402 I do tbe lead singing for it. 272 00:25:30,486 --> 00:25:32,279 It's called "Banjo and Sullivan ." 273 00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:35,240 I used to sing witb Jobnny Cash . He sbook my band. 274 00:25:35,324 --> 00:25:38,160 - I love famous people. Tbey're so much better than the real thing. 275 00:25:38,244 --> 00:25:42,248 -Well, yeab, I suppose tbey are. 276 00:25:42,331 --> 00:25:44,833 - I bet all tbe girls wanna fuck you. 277 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:51,336 - Would you say that again? - I bet all tbe girls wanna fuck you. 278 00:25:58,014 --> 00:26:00,391 - Do you kiss your mama with tbat mouth? 279 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:03,895 - Trust me, fella, that ain't tbe only tbing I do witb this mouth. 280 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,397 - Don't tell me that! What? Say that again. 281 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,025 - That I ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. 282 00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:14,488 - Let's talk about some of the sYmbols of these groups 283 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,449 like the inverted cross or the pentagram 284 00:26:16,532 --> 00:26:19,451 or the number 666 left at the scene of the crime. 285 00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:20,994 What do you think about that? 286 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:28,919 - This is not an isolated incident. 287 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,922 - Well, members of these cults realize they have no chance 288 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:34,008 attacking God directlY. 289 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:38,550 - So the next best thing.. . - Ob hey Adam , could you switch this? 290 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:43,059 - I can't stand to hear about this. - What do I look like, Roy? 291 00:26:43,142 --> 00:26:45,435 - I'm Sullivan, 292 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,897 Roy Sullivan. 293 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,941 - Well, Roy Sullivan. 294 00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:53,152 - You gonna take me back to your room and play witb me? 295 00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,155 - My wife's in that room. 296 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,948 - Or is my brother gonna have to shoot 297 00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,784 your fucking teetb out of your head? 298 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:04,079 - Okay, let's go, boss. Move it. 299 00:27:04,163 --> 00:27:06,915 Just makes me sick to my stomacb to tbink 300 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:10,086 that we Iive in a world where there are Satanic cults. 301 00:27:10,169 --> 00:27:12,254 - Come on , GIoria, it's a buncb of crap. 302 00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,798 - I don't know. - Look at these two idiots. 303 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:18,218 Tbey're just exaggerating all tbis shit to try and kick up ratings. 304 00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:21,346 They wanna 9et people scared so they stay at home, 305 00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:23,807 buy Tv dinners. Fuck me running. 306 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:27,353 - I don't know about that. That business down in Ruggsville... 307 00:27:27,436 --> 00:27:29,980 - Ruggsville? Ruggsville can kiss my ass. 308 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,358 Ain't nothing but a bunch of local cousin-fuckers 309 00:27:32,441 --> 00:27:34,359 corn-boling the Iivestock. 310 00:27:34,443 --> 00:27:37,821 - Could you just switch it for me anyway, please? 311 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:41,367 - Jesus Cbrist, I don't know how Roy puts up witb your shit. 312 00:27:42,618 --> 00:27:44,578 - What is taking Roy so long, anyway? 313 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,835 - Hey! - On the bed now! 314 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,587 - Oet on the bed ! - Let me check my... all right. 315 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,881 - Easy! - What's going on here, Roy? 316 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:58,009 - Sbut up cunt! Did I tell you to fucking speak? 317 00:27:58,092 --> 00:28:00,719 - Hey! Hey! Ouiet! Ouiet! - Did I tell you you could talk? 318 00:28:00,761 --> 00:28:03,388 - Roy, what the bell is tbis? 319 00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:06,099 - God damn it, look at tbat jacket. - What? 320 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,018 - On Tv. 321 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,898 - Well, fuck the TV. - Fuck tbe Tv? Fuck you! 322 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,317 Will you keep your bead on the business at hand? 323 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,238 - Wbo's in the shower? - That's my wife! 324 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,324 - God damn it! - Don't fuck with .22. 325 00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:24,868 What are you gonna do, man? Wbat tbe fuck are you gonna do? 326 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,913 I wanna know what the fuck are you gonna do? 327 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,001 WendY/ 328 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,462 Oet tbe fuck out of bere! 329 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,550 Don't hurt ber, please. 330 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,636 - Now is this everyone? 331 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,058 - Hey, Roy. Open up. 332 00:28:47,141 --> 00:28:50,060 I got some of that Dr. Corndog's bickory-smoked jerky. 333 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:53,439 - Wbo the fuck is that? 334 00:28:53,522 --> 00:28:56,650 That's Jimmy. He's our roadie. 335 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,903 I forgot all about bim. 336 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,321 - Baby, you all right? 337 00:29:02,281 --> 00:29:04,408 - Now I know I can't trust you! 338 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,243 - I'll go. 339 00:29:06,285 --> 00:29:09,955 - Hey. - I'm sorry. I got the wrong room. 340 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,957 I'm looking for room number two. 341 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,543 - No, you got tbe right room . Come on in. 342 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:18,506 - Is Roy in there? - Roy's in here, alright. Come on in. 343 00:29:19,715 --> 00:29:22,300 Oet your ass in here! On your knees! 344 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:23,928 - Roy, help... 345 00:29:32,311 --> 00:29:34,313 - Shut up! 346 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:37,066 - We're at the scene of a horrific multiple murder. 347 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,194 - No tellin9 how manY-- - God damn it! 348 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,071 Fuck! 349 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,365 ...in the process of recovering the corpses 350 00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:46,825 which are in varyin9 states of decomposition. 351 00:29:46,867 --> 00:29:50,245 It's currently bein9 treated as a sign of a mass homicide. 352 00:29:50,329 --> 00:29:53,123 If initial fi9ures prove... 353 00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:56,084 - Come on , honey. Mommy has to get to work. 354 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:59,338 If I'm late one more time, M r. McDonnell is gonna can my ass. 355 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:02,383 - I am burrying ! - I dropped something. 356 00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:03,884 Will you get in the car? 357 00:30:07,221 --> 00:30:09,848 Okay, come on, let's go get in. 358 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:12,517 - Mom , a clown . -Yeah yeah, a clown. 359 00:30:12,601 --> 00:30:14,144 Oh. .. bi. 360 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,731 -Hi. I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. 361 00:30:17,773 --> 00:30:19,900 See, I bave some top-secret clown business 362 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,237 that supersedes any plans that you migbt have for this here vehicle. 363 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,866 What's tbat about clown business? 364 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:33,164 - Do I stutter, bitch? 365 00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:36,166 - Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door. 366 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,627 - Where the bell you going? Damn it. 367 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:41,005 Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown 368 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:43,924 when be's talking to you ! - Get your fucking hands off of me! 369 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,935 - What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? 370 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:59,690 Wby? Don't we make you Iaugh? 371 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:03,652 Aren't we fucking funny? You best come up with an answer 372 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:07,156 'cause I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama. 373 00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:10,033 If you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, 374 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:13,037 I'm gonna kill your wbole fucking family. 375 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,706 All rigbt, now get your fucking ass out the car! 376 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:17,541 Oo on ! Yeah , yeah , yeab, yeah! 377 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:21,419 Sbit! Woo! 378 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:33,595 - Chinese, Japanese, dirtY knees, look at these. 379 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:41,019 Chinese, Japanese, dirtY knees, look at these. 380 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:47,692 Chinese, Japanese, dirtY knees, look at these. 381 00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:52,367 - Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts? 382 00:31:52,451 --> 00:31:54,578 - No. 383 00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:55,996 - Wby not? You a faggot? 384 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,748 - No. 385 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:01,001 - Well, wbat are you? I mean, you got tbis bot piece of ass 386 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,003 sbaking ber shit rigbt in front of you 387 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,131 and you're not getting any ideas? What do you call tbat? 388 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,758 - I'm a married man. 389 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:10,386 - A married fucking man. 390 00:32:10,469 --> 00:32:12,220 Hey, that's just great! 391 00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:15,265 Let's give him a big round of applause, folks, for tbe married man! 392 00:32:15,349 --> 00:32:17,309 Come on! 393 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,478 - Woo! Married man! 394 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,480 - All right. Wow. 395 00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:23,982 Okay, Mama, front and center, on your feet. 396 00:32:24,024 --> 00:32:25,984 - Don't burt her. 397 00:32:26,026 --> 00:32:28,862 - Get on your feet. Come on. 398 00:32:28,904 --> 00:32:30,614 Let's go. 399 00:32:30,656 --> 00:32:32,324 - Please, mister, this is insane. 400 00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:34,993 - Boy... the next word tbat comes outta your mouth 401 00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:37,495 better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, 402 00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:40,498 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. 403 00:32:44,044 --> 00:32:46,004 - Okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off. 404 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:49,424 Let's see what's been bolding Hoss's balls at attention all tbese years. 405 00:32:49,508 --> 00:32:51,301 - What? 406 00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:53,637 - What? Take off your clothes, 407 00:32:53,762 --> 00:32:55,889 or one of these assholes is going to die. 408 00:33:08,402 --> 00:33:10,779 Come on, come on. 409 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:12,948 - Shit, way to go, Roy! She ain't too bad. 410 00:33:13,073 --> 00:33:15,575 She got a tigbt little ass on her! 411 00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:20,538 - And she got some child-rearing bips. 412 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:24,083 Huh , yeah , bey. 413 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:27,546 - Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me. 414 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:31,091 - Here, ooh , Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. 415 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,093 Whoa. 416 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,970 - Please don't hurt me. 417 00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:45,480 - You like this, don't ya? 418 00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:48,441 Say "Yes, I do." 419 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,111 You like tbat, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do." 420 00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:53,197 Yes, I do. 421 00:33:57,993 --> 00:33:59,411 Yes, I do. 422 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,706 Yes, I. .. I do. 423 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,503 - Okay. 424 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:11,006 Okay, now. 425 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,342 Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. 426 00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:16,136 Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. 427 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,389 My finger's getting tense... 428 00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,607 I want you to say, "You're tbe almigbty devil, 429 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,901 and I want you to make me my filthy whore." 430 00:34:31,026 --> 00:34:34,446 Come on , say it. I know it. 431 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:37,157 I know you're feeling it. Say it. 432 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,285 - You're... tbe.. .almighty.. .deviI 433 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:42,621 and I want you.. . to make me your. .fucking whore. 434 00:34:57,928 --> 00:35:01,932 You make me sick. 435 00:35:02,057 --> 00:35:04,267 - Woo-hoo! 436 00:35:04,351 --> 00:35:07,062 I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now. 437 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:11,066 - All right, Iadies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. 438 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,194 We'll be back in a little while. 439 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:15,779 Come on, hoss, move it. 440 00:35:15,904 --> 00:35:18,239 Come on, shit stain ! Ootta go! 441 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,284 Come on ! God damn it! 442 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,789 - Authorities struggle to comprehend the grizzlY remains found 443 00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:29,417 in what is now being called the most heinous crime in American history. 444 00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:31,669 The 9roup responsible for these murders 445 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:35,173 is now being referred to as "The Devil's Rejects" bY the local media. 446 00:35:35,257 --> 00:35:37,717 A woman known onlY as r'Mother FireflY" 447 00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:39,719 was taken into police custodY todaY 448 00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:42,347 after a violent gun battle with police 449 00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:45,434 that left four officers dead and seven wounded. 450 00:35:45,517 --> 00:35:47,310 I'm Derek Sanderson 451 00:35:47,394 --> 00:35:49,396 brin9ing the world to Your doorstep. 452 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,869 - Open the gate. 453 00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:07,956 Ma'am ... 454 00:36:07,998 --> 00:36:11,084 my name is Sheriff Jobn Ouincey Wydell. 455 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:15,255 Let's see who we got here. 456 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:18,133 Miss GIoria Teasdale, 457 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:20,010 alias Eve Wilson, 458 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,096 alias Southern Betty Woods... 459 00:36:23,722 --> 00:36:26,516 Betsy Woods. 460 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,602 And of course, 461 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,688 alias Mother Firefly. 462 00:36:30,729 --> 00:36:33,022 - You can read. 463 00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:35,150 Congratulations. 464 00:36:35,275 --> 00:36:37,527 - Four counts, grand theft auto. 465 00:36:37,611 --> 00:36:39,571 Five counts, armed robbery. 466 00:36:41,281 --> 00:36:44,909 Wbat's this? Looks like your specialty... 467 00:36:44,993 --> 00:36:49,038 17 counts, solicitation and prostitution. 468 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,793 You've been one busy whore. 469 00:36:53,919 --> 00:36:56,671 I bet them old farm boys love you. 470 00:36:56,755 --> 00:36:59,132 - Everyone loves me. 471 00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:02,177 Don't you pretend ... 472 00:37:03,345 --> 00:37:05,347 you don't fancy me. 473 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,349 - Ob, yes, ma'am. 474 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:09,309 I find you quite irresistible. 475 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,437 - Dobson. - Yes, sir. 476 00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:15,649 - Put them books over tbere. - You got it. 477 00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:22,155 - Ma'am , you recognize these books, here? 478 00:37:23,198 --> 00:37:25,158 - Yeab. 479 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,329 Oh! Ain't she an angel? 480 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,833 - Well, sbe gonna be one dead angel when I catch up to ber. 481 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:36,169 You , your whole clan, you're dead already. 482 00:37:36,211 --> 00:37:39,589 You're just ghosts, just waiting to expire. 483 00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:42,300 Tbe way I figure it, only cboice you got 484 00:37:42,384 --> 00:37:45,095 is to cooperate and tell me wbere they are. 485 00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:47,722 Tbat way your little angel over tbere 486 00:37:47,806 --> 00:37:50,725 don't bave to die like no dog in tbe streets wben I catch her. 487 00:37:50,809 --> 00:37:54,979 - Are you done trying to scare me? - No, ma'am. 488 00:37:55,063 --> 00:37:57,106 Witb God as my witness... 489 00:37:57,232 --> 00:37:59,317 I have only just begun. 490 00:37:59,401 --> 00:38:01,986 - Oh. .. Sheriff... 491 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:04,072 can I show you sometbing? 492 00:38:06,241 --> 00:38:08,493 I'll need this book bere. 493 00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:10,537 I did never... 494 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:14,374 get around to putting these in the book proper. 495 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,334 And I tbought... 496 00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:18,253 you might enjoy them. 497 00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,380 Oh. .. you know... 498 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:24,592 he was a real sweetie pie. 499 00:38:24,676 --> 00:38:27,095 Tall... 500 00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,805 big moustache... 501 00:38:28,847 --> 00:38:31,099 bald head ... 502 00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:33,893 You know, I feel kind of bad 503 00:38:33,977 --> 00:38:36,604 about blowing his brains out, 504 00:38:36,688 --> 00:38:40,692 'cause he seemed like sucb a nice man. 505 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:43,904 I think... 506 00:38:44,029 --> 00:38:47,907 he said. .. his name was also Wydell. 507 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:53,538 Was he kin to you? 508 00:38:59,461 --> 00:39:01,421 - Listen to me, 509 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,882 you gonna listen to me good. 510 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,926 I'm going to kill every member of your family. 511 00:39:06,051 --> 00:39:09,596 I am gonna hunt them down like animals and skin 'em alive. 512 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,058 Tbey are gonna feel the pain and suffering of every last victim. 513 00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:16,894 They're gonna crawl on their hands and knees and beg me for mercy, 514 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,439 but all I'm gonna have for 'em is pain. 515 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,149 You're dead! 516 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:28,407 - You go get 'em , Sheriff! 517 00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:31,659 Go get your ghost! Them ghosts is 9onna 518 00:39:31,743 --> 00:39:35,747 crawl right up in your b-e-e-e-ead! 519 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:40,331 You found yourself into something you ain't never getting out of! 520 00:39:44,214 --> 00:39:46,966 We'll get ya! We'll... get ya! 521 00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:51,179 We'll get ya! You're dead , Sheriff! 522 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:54,266 You're dead ! I'll see you 523 00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:58,686 in fucking hell! 524 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,143 - Hey, boss, you like tbis son9? 525 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:45,150 Do you like this song? 526 00:40:47,402 --> 00:40:50,029 - I don't know. Yeah , I guess so. 527 00:40:50,113 --> 00:40:52,031 - Ob, really? 528 00:40:52,157 --> 00:40:54,659 - Which way? - Take a right. 529 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,246 You like that Top 40 sbit? 530 00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,290 I thought you were like some kinda 531 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:03,543 true-blue-balls-earnest-kill-'em country fucker. 532 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,423 You're notbing but a city faggot with a cowboy hat. 533 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,342 Stop here. 534 00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:17,974 Okay, get out. 535 00:41:24,856 --> 00:41:26,357 This way. 536 00:41:32,739 --> 00:41:34,699 Follow the yellow brick road. 537 00:41:41,456 --> 00:41:43,374 That's right. 538 00:41:44,459 --> 00:41:46,419 Oo on. 539 00:41:55,637 --> 00:41:57,597 You know, boss, if I'm not mistaken, 540 00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,892 I think I can smell your wife's pussy-stink on my gun. 541 00:42:01,935 --> 00:42:03,895 Hope it doesn't rust the barrel. 542 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:09,776 Oh , man. 543 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:13,321 You know, the stress of the day is really setting in on me. 544 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:18,618 You guys happen to know how a 9uy like me could relieve some tension? 545 00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:24,832 Ab, maybe-- I think your wife Wendy, boy, 546 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,918 looks like she could relieve some tension. 547 00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:29,129 - Mister, where we going? - Those little titties-- 548 00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:31,005 We're going down the road bere. 549 00:42:31,089 --> 00:42:33,424 Tbose little titties, sbe's got a tight little ass. 550 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,678 Does sbe like it when you puke? 551 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:38,513 Is that part of your deal? 552 00:42:38,638 --> 00:42:40,139 - Wbere you taking us? 553 00:42:42,392 --> 00:42:44,852 - Well, I guess, it wouldn't do no harm to tell you none. 554 00:42:44,936 --> 00:42:48,773 We're gonna go dig up some guns I buried out bere a couple years ago. 555 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,693 - Then wbat? - Well, tbere ain't no "wbat." 556 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,737 Tbat's the end of the road. 557 00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:04,789 -You're not gonna kill us? - Killing sounds so permanent. 558 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:07,500 We did everything you want, mister, just let us go. 559 00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,335 We did wbat you said. 560 00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:13,756 - First of all, I didn't say anything. 561 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,925 And second of all, I'm calling the shots! 562 00:43:16,009 --> 00:43:18,094 Consider me fucking Willy fucking Wonka! 563 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,346 This is my fucking chocolate factory! You 9ot it?! 564 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:22,140 My factory... 565 00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:24,142 Get him , Roy! 566 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,186 Oet tbe gun, Roy! 567 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:25,870 Roy! 568 00:44:43,305 --> 00:44:46,266 Please, mister, stop. Please. 569 00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:49,268 - Stop. - Stop? 570 00:44:49,352 --> 00:44:51,896 Bitcb, I have just started. 571 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,857 You know, I was gonna take it easy on you , boy, 572 00:44:54,941 --> 00:44:58,194 but you brougbt this down on yourself. 573 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:01,531 You had to come all fucking-big-stick-walking-talI 574 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,743 like a big, fucking hero! You got yourself to blame. 575 00:45:04,826 --> 00:45:07,662 Look at you now, bero! You're gonna fucking bleed to deatb. 576 00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:09,664 - Fuck you! 577 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,294 - That's what tbey all say, "Fuck you !" 578 00:45:14,377 --> 00:45:17,588 Well, it ain't gonna save ya. It don't scare me none 579 00:45:17,672 --> 00:45:20,341 and don't make you a fuckin' hero! 580 00:45:24,554 --> 00:45:27,557 Wanna see what happens to heroes, boy? 581 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:31,102 You wanna see bad-ass, motberfucker? I'll show you bad-ass! 582 00:45:34,439 --> 00:45:36,482 Roy! 583 00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:39,318 Roy! 584 00:45:39,402 --> 00:45:41,612 - Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. 585 00:45:41,696 --> 00:45:44,490 I want you to pray that he comes and saves you. 586 00:45:44,574 --> 00:45:47,410 I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fucking head! 587 00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:51,414 - I pray... Jesus.. . - Louder! 588 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:55,251 - Bless the bunnies, bless tbe little birds, 589 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:59,130 - I don't feel anything. - bless the springtime morning. 590 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:02,717 Ob, I feel it! 591 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:06,262 Ob, Great God AImigbty, I repent, I repent! 592 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,973 I feel the love of the Ood-Ood-Ood AImigbty! 593 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:12,310 Ob, the Holy Spirit is in my body! 594 00:46:21,319 --> 00:46:25,197 I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. 595 00:46:29,911 --> 00:46:32,538 - Roy! Roy! 596 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:41,256 Roy! Roy! 597 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,346 You fucking motherfucker! Son of a bitch! 598 00:46:48,430 --> 00:46:51,099 - I've got other plans for you.. .hero. 599 00:47:00,942 --> 00:47:03,361 ♪ I can't quit You, baby ♪ 600 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:06,364 ♪ But I gotta put You down lor a while. .. ♪ 601 00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,416 ♪ Well, You know, I can't quit You, babY ♪ 602 00:47:19,544 --> 00:47:22,380 ♪ But I 9otta put you down for a while ♪ 603 00:47:22,464 --> 00:47:24,924 - Shut tbe fuck up! 604 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:31,722 ♪ Yes, You messed up my happY home, baby ♪ 605 00:47:31,806 --> 00:47:35,392 - Can I go to tbe batbroom, please? I'm about to piss myself. 606 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:39,105 ♪ You made me mistreat mY onlY child ♪ 607 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,982 - Excuse me... 608 00:47:42,317 --> 00:47:44,694 can sbe go to the bathroom? Please? 609 00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:48,281 - What?! I beard you the first time. I was just thinking. 610 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,200 What are you gonna do for me? 611 00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:53,077 - What? - Oo piss yourself for all I care. 612 00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:55,830 If you want special favors, you gotta give me something in return. 613 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:57,832 - What do you want? 614 00:48:02,712 --> 00:48:05,172 - I want you to hit her in the face. 615 00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:08,175 - What? - I know you heard me. 616 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,640 Oo abead. 617 00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:18,061 Oo on. 618 00:48:19,979 --> 00:48:22,856 Make it burt, no love taps. I want to hear it. 619 00:48:29,322 --> 00:48:31,490 Harder, sbe ain't gonna break. 620 00:48:44,462 --> 00:48:46,672 You better make tbis next one fucking count! 621 00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:52,178 ♪ Yes, when You hear me moaning and 9roaning, babY ♪ 622 00:48:53,721 --> 00:48:57,599 ♪ Oh, You know, it hurts me deep down inside ♪ 623 00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:59,894 Ah! 624 00:49:00,019 --> 00:49:02,146 - Oood, very nice. 625 00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:04,232 Now you come bere. 626 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,402 Right here. Kneel down. 627 00:49:10,071 --> 00:49:14,283 Give me a kiss and say, "Tbank you, Baby, I'm baving a great time." 628 00:49:16,911 --> 00:49:19,163 - Tbanks, Baby, I had a really good time. 629 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:21,749 - Now make it fast, bitch! 630 00:49:23,793 --> 00:49:26,378 Don't try anything cute! 631 00:49:32,093 --> 00:49:34,720 Sbit! 632 00:49:40,226 --> 00:49:41,727 - Now, what do you want to do? 633 00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:54,324 Damn it, I knew that cunt would do something stupid. 634 00:49:54,407 --> 00:49:57,034 Shut up! Open the fucking door! 635 00:49:57,118 --> 00:50:00,121 - Open tbe goddamn door! - Okay! Hold it! 636 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,089 - Somebody help me! 637 00:50:10,381 --> 00:50:12,549 - Wbat are you gonna do, shoot me? 638 00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:14,719 Wbat did I ever really do to you? 639 00:50:14,802 --> 00:50:18,680 - I swear I'll do it. I'll kill you. 640 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,683 - Why would you want to kill me? 641 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,894 I'm you're only bope, my brotber's fucking crazy. 642 00:50:22,977 --> 00:50:25,646 - Please! - Wendy, it's all right! 643 00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:27,356 Come on out-- 644 00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:52,632 - Go ahead , shoot me. Shoot me right in the ass! 645 00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:01,015 Stupid cunt! Ain't no bullets in tbis thin9. 646 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,808 It's all fucking mind power. 647 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,798 - Somebody, belp! Somebody, please! 648 00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:37,718 Help! Help! 649 00:51:39,053 --> 00:51:42,056 Help me! Help me! 650 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:51,941 Oh , God. Help me! 651 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:54,986 - Wboa whoa, darling . - Sbe's crazy! 652 00:51:55,069 --> 00:51:56,528 - Daddy, grab that bitch! 653 00:52:20,678 --> 00:52:22,805 - Hey, Cbief, I think I got sometbing. 654 00:52:22,889 --> 00:52:24,807 - What? 655 00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:26,767 - This Captain Spaulding guy, 656 00:52:26,851 --> 00:52:29,645 Captain Spaulding's a character from "Animal Crackers", 657 00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:31,647 a Ma Brothers' movie. 658 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,983 - I'll be damned. 659 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:35,777 - Tbink it means anything? 660 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,820 - I don't know. 661 00:52:39,947 --> 00:52:43,408 Tell you what, you get tbat movie critic over here. What's his name? 662 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:45,244 - Marty Walker? - Yeah, that's him. 663 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:47,872 Tell him to get his ass over here as soon as he can. 664 00:52:47,955 --> 00:52:51,249 Tell him to bring whatever information he's got about the Marx Brothers, 665 00:52:51,376 --> 00:52:53,544 particularly characters Groucbo played in bis movies. 666 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,588 - All right, I'll get rigbt on it. 667 00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:58,925 - This sbit's just getting weirder and weirder. 668 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,727 - Shit, Daddy, I didn't think you were coming. 669 00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:12,230 - I'm cool. 670 00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:15,899 Where the fuck is Otis? 671 00:53:15,983 --> 00:53:18,652 Not back from getting the guns and shit yet. 672 00:53:18,736 --> 00:53:20,404 You wanna fuck witb me? Huh , bitcb? 673 00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:22,490 You ain't got what it takes. 674 00:53:22,573 --> 00:53:25,450 - He fucks this up, I'm 9onna kill that motherfucker. 675 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:28,996 - You believe this bitch bad the balls to try and fuck witb me? 676 00:53:31,874 --> 00:53:35,168 - Coggs, nice of you to make it. Enjoying your meal? 677 00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:37,255 - Wbat? I gotta eat. 678 00:53:37,338 --> 00:53:40,424 My blood sugar gets off, I'm not gonna be any good to anybody. 679 00:53:40,508 --> 00:53:42,593 - Ya ain't no good to nobody anyhow. 680 00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:45,304 - Listen here, that movie expert guy's here. Wanna talk to bim? 681 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,306 Want me to bring him in? 682 00:53:48,641 --> 00:53:50,934 All right, all right, I'll get bim right now. 683 00:53:51,018 --> 00:53:53,437 Mr. Walker? Come on in , please. 684 00:53:53,521 --> 00:53:55,064 - Sheriff Wydell, it's a pleasure. 685 00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:57,775 I rushed right over as soon as I got your call. 686 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,902 You came to the right man. 687 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,614 I happen to be a self-proclaimed Marx Brothers expert if I say so myself. 688 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,575 - I'm sure your knowledge of bullsbit is limitless. 689 00:54:06,659 --> 00:54:09,119 Wby don't we get to the point? What do you got for me? 690 00:54:09,203 --> 00:54:10,787 - I got a fucking grocery Iist for you 691 00:54:10,872 --> 00:54:13,875 of all the major Ma Brothers characters and related characters, 692 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:17,294 and I made a secondary Iist of any and all films baving to do with Oroucho, 693 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,964 including such gems as "A Girl in Every Port", and "Skidoo", 694 00:54:20,047 --> 00:54:23,842 where Groucho played tbe part of God ... 695 00:54:23,926 --> 00:54:27,304 Directed by Otto Preminger, who happened to be Jewish , 696 00:54:27,388 --> 00:54:30,391 altbough be played a Nazi commandant in "Stalag 17" directed by Billy Wilder. 697 00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:32,643 Otto Preminger also directed "Exodus", 698 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:34,687 and it's rumored that at tbe premiere 699 00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,231 Mort Sabl stood up, yelled at tbe screen , 700 00:54:37,356 --> 00:54:41,026 - "Otto! Let my people go!" - Oive me the damn Iist. 701 00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:44,404 - It's ironic, don't ya tbink? Nazi, State of lsrael? 702 00:54:44,489 --> 00:54:47,992 - They're all here, all the aliases... 703 00:54:48,075 --> 00:54:50,410 "Rufus Firefly, Otis Driftwood , 704 00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:52,413 Captain Spaulding", all of 'em. 705 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:56,501 - Hey, Cbief, I'm thinking we ought to track down this Groucho Marx guy, 706 00:54:56,584 --> 00:54:58,794 ask him a few questions, maybe be's involved. 707 00:54:58,878 --> 00:55:01,797 - Idiot, he died last year. He died, didn't he? 708 00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:04,049 - Ob God damn it. God damn it, see? 709 00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:07,344 That right tbere is one sad , pathetic state of cinematic affairs. 710 00:55:07,428 --> 00:55:09,263 If you weren't a cop, I'd wring your neck. 711 00:55:09,388 --> 00:55:12,099 - Hey, let's take tbat down a notch. 712 00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:14,185 - Excuse me! Excuse me! 713 00:55:14,268 --> 00:55:18,768 This sneering, rotating, gyrating pelvis son of a bitcb, 714 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,192 he died tbree days before Groucho, 715 00:55:21,275 --> 00:55:23,026 stole all the goddamn beadlines. 716 00:55:23,110 --> 00:55:24,861 That goddamn , fucking EIvis Presley. 717 00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:27,031 - What did you say about The King? 718 00:55:27,114 --> 00:55:29,199 - He died three days before Groucb ... 719 00:55:29,283 --> 00:55:33,495 - You ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley 720 00:55:33,579 --> 00:55:37,374 in my presence again , I will kick the living shit out of you! 721 00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:40,669 You get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face. 722 00:55:40,753 --> 00:55:43,046 - EIvis is in Hollywood ! - Oet the hell outta bere! 723 00:55:43,130 --> 00:55:44,714 - H is first film.. . - Oet out! 724 00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,301 ..."Love Me Tender", was based on an Irisb folk song! 725 00:55:47,426 --> 00:55:49,386 - Fuck Oroucho! 726 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:17,331 - Ha! 727 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,917 Booga, booga, booga, booga, booga, booga, booga, booga! 728 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:23,671 Don't you fucking knock? 729 00:56:23,754 --> 00:56:26,548 - Where the fuck you been? - Did you get everything? 730 00:56:26,632 --> 00:56:29,092 - Ob, yeah , I got everytbing. 731 00:56:31,053 --> 00:56:34,514 - You , mothertucker! Where the fuck have you been? 732 00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:37,810 - Hey! You got a problem witb my time-frame, son , 733 00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:39,896 you best spit it out right now. 734 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:43,357 - Yeah , I got a problem . I got a big fucking problem, bozo! 735 00:56:43,441 --> 00:56:46,444 - Well, make your move, laddie, two hits. 736 00:56:46,527 --> 00:56:49,154 I bit you and your dick bits the fucking dirt. 737 00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:52,199 - Old man, you ain't hitting nothing! 738 00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:00,499 - Hey, cut the shit, we gotta get the fuck outta here. 739 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:03,544 What are we gonna do with tbis one? 740 00:57:05,254 --> 00:57:07,339 - Leave ber for a maid to clean up. 741 00:57:10,801 --> 00:57:12,761 - I got a better idea. 742 00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:28,068 We regret to inform you 743 00:57:28,152 --> 00:57:31,989 that tbe "Banjo and Sullivan Show" will be canceled tonight. 744 00:57:34,825 --> 00:57:36,743 - Fuck. 745 00:57:40,915 --> 00:57:42,917 - No, please! 746 00:58:16,575 --> 00:58:18,535 - Housekeeping. 747 00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,791 Housekeeping! 748 00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:33,968 AY, Julio. 749 01:00:12,483 --> 01:00:16,403 - Jesus Cbrist. What a fucking mess. 750 01:00:18,155 --> 01:00:20,991 - 40-ton truck has a tendency of doing that, Kenny. 751 01:00:21,075 --> 01:00:24,953 Listen , you mind getting one of your donut brigade to go over tbere 752 01:00:25,037 --> 01:00:27,164 and scoop up some of that skull matter? 753 01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:29,333 Put it in a bag for tbe meds. 754 01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:31,000 - Yeah , you got it. 755 01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:33,003 - Is that the Iady wbo found her? 756 01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:35,214 - Yeab, the maid. 757 01:00:35,297 --> 01:00:37,215 That's Maria Oomez. 758 01:00:37,299 --> 01:00:39,217 - Sbe say anytbing? 759 01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:41,219 - Yeah , a lot of things. 760 01:00:41,303 --> 01:00:43,221 But I don't speaka no Spanish. 761 01:00:43,305 --> 01:00:45,140 It's all mumbo jumbo to me. 762 01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:48,352 Sbit, what am I , the mayor of Tijuana? 763 01:00:48,435 --> 01:00:51,354 Got one guy, 764 01:00:51,438 --> 01:00:53,398 CIarks, he speaks Spanisb, 765 01:00:53,482 --> 01:00:55,400 but he called in sick 766 01:00:55,484 --> 01:00:58,361 from what he calls "explosive diarrhea". 767 01:00:58,445 --> 01:01:02,574 You mind sparing me any further details about your deputy's asshole, Kenny? 768 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:08,414 Señorita Gomez? 769 01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:25,889 - No. - What'd I tell ya? 770 01:01:25,973 --> 01:01:27,891 She's useless. 771 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,727 - Hey Chief, got a couple shit-kickers over there. 772 01:01:30,811 --> 01:01:32,521 Says tbey're here to meet you. 773 01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:34,565 - Recognize those guys? -Yeah , I know 'em. 774 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,872 What's going on , shitbeads? - Sheriff. 775 01:01:52,499 --> 01:01:55,919 - Here's tbe list of names I need you to run down for me. 776 01:01:56,003 --> 01:01:58,422 That's a funny-ass name. 777 01:01:58,505 --> 01:02:01,007 - Look who's fucking talkin9, Rondo. 778 01:02:01,091 --> 01:02:03,259 Just call me if anytbing connects. 779 01:02:03,344 --> 01:02:05,304 - I'm sure it will. 780 01:02:06,513 --> 01:02:08,640 Shit always floats our way, don't it? 781 01:02:08,682 --> 01:02:10,475 Chief. 782 01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:14,271 - You keep your moutb open wide enough , maybe you'd catch it all. 783 01:02:14,355 --> 01:02:16,690 Don't fuck tbis up, assboles. 784 01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:19,234 - Have fun scraping all tbem brains up off the road. 785 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,528 - See ya later, Kenny. 786 01:02:31,121 --> 01:02:35,458 - This is bullshit. I trust tbat fucker Charlie about as much as I trust you. 787 01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:38,170 - Wbere the hell you get off talking shit about Charlie? 788 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,632 - Hey, I know what I know, and I know I don't like tbat nut sack. 789 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:43,717 - Well , unless you got a better suggestion, 790 01:02:43,801 --> 01:02:46,553 I suggest you keep your fucking pie hole sbut. 791 01:02:46,637 --> 01:02:49,598 That is the only remotely safe place I know about. 792 01:02:50,891 --> 01:02:53,310 - Hey, man, if anyone's interested, 793 01:02:53,394 --> 01:02:55,979 I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles. 794 01:02:56,063 --> 01:02:58,106 "Hey man , think I'm gonna be wanting 795 01:02:58,190 --> 01:02:59,649 some ice cream in about 10 miles." 796 01:02:59,733 --> 01:03:01,735 - Don't you fucking imitate me! It's fucking rude! 797 01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:04,529 "I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack." 798 01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:06,323 - Fuck you ! - Fuck you! 799 01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:08,826 - Two fucking seconds for tbe kid , is tbat gonna kill you? 800 01:03:08,909 --> 01:03:10,827 -Yes, it is gonna kill me. 801 01:03:10,911 --> 01:03:13,163 I have calculated the time and two seconds is 802 01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:16,291 tbe exact amount of time that's a bazard to my fucking healtb! 803 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:19,086 - Come on , don't be such a fucking drag , I'm starving. 804 01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:21,004 - Hey, eat this. 805 01:03:21,088 --> 01:03:24,424 - What is your fucking problem? I'm in and out in two seconds. 806 01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:28,094 -You know, I think I'm gonna get me tutti-fucking-fruity. 807 01:03:28,178 --> 01:03:30,847 - Tutti-fucking-fruity, tbat sounds good. 808 01:03:30,931 --> 01:03:32,891 Tutti-fucking-fruity! 809 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,727 - Shut up! - Tutti-fuckin9-fruity! 810 01:03:35,769 --> 01:03:38,605 - Shut up! Sbut up! - Tutti-fucking-fruity! 811 01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:40,649 Tutti-fucking-fruity! 812 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:45,028 - Listen , there is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future. 813 01:03:54,955 --> 01:03:57,791 - Mm , dee-Iicious! 814 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:04,047 I don't know why you bave to be sucb a grouch. This is really good. 815 01:04:04,131 --> 01:04:06,216 Here, have some. 816 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,467 - Fuck you. 817 01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,475 - Tutti-fuckin9-fruity! 818 01:05:00,604 --> 01:05:01,938 HeY, pig9Y... 819 01:05:02,022 --> 01:05:04,274 Yeah, over here, come on. 820 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:06,777 Come and get it. 821 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:10,113 Yes, Mr. Wy-fucking-dell. 822 01:05:10,197 --> 01:05:14,242 Piggy, come over bere and get some. 823 01:05:16,328 --> 01:05:18,621 - Don't fucking move, clown. 824 01:05:18,705 --> 01:05:20,665 - You Iooking for somebody? 825 01:05:25,337 --> 01:05:27,756 George? 826 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,800 What tbe hell you doing down bere, Oeorge? 827 01:05:31,802 --> 01:05:33,970 - I live bere now. 828 01:05:34,054 --> 01:05:37,474 - No. You got that all wrong, George. 829 01:05:37,558 --> 01:05:39,851 I mean , tbis ain't your bome. 830 01:05:39,893 --> 01:05:42,520 - I got no choice, Johnny. 831 01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:45,690 This here is my fate. 832 01:05:45,774 --> 01:05:49,486 I cannot rest until this whole thing is over. 833 01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:51,989 And I'm asking you , brother... 834 01:05:53,824 --> 01:05:55,909 kill 'em , Jobn . End this shit now. 835 01:05:56,034 --> 01:05:59,370 - I'm-I'm walking the line on tbis, brother. I'm walking the line. 836 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:04,418 - Well, Mother pin a rose on me. 837 01:06:04,501 --> 01:06:06,294 That is so great. 838 01:06:06,378 --> 01:06:09,506 I want these mothertuckers dead! 839 01:06:09,590 --> 01:06:11,425 Kill 'em! 840 01:06:11,508 --> 01:06:13,343 I'm sorry, Oeorge. 841 01:06:21,226 --> 01:06:25,563 - Yeah? - Hey, I think I found your guy. 842 01:06:25,647 --> 01:06:28,441 Yeah , a friend of mine, about 10 years ago, 843 01:06:28,525 --> 01:06:30,860 he used to buy hooch from tbis guy out here. 844 01:06:30,944 --> 01:06:32,070 - Mm-hmm. 845 01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:36,654 Went by tbe name of Wolf J FIywheel. 846 01:06:37,451 --> 01:06:40,912 Yeab, but-but his partner called himself "The Captain". 847 01:06:40,954 --> 01:06:44,666 Sounds like the fuckers we're Iooking for, hub? 848 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:48,044 - Yeab, Wolf J FIywheel. That name's on the Iist. 849 01:06:48,128 --> 01:06:50,505 - Apparently, now Wolf J 850 01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:53,717 goes by tbe name of Charlie Altamont. 851 01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:58,764 - All right, good . You know what to do. 852 01:06:58,847 --> 01:07:02,225 We wouldn't be talking if I didn't. 853 01:07:04,645 --> 01:07:06,355 - So is the shit on? 854 01:07:06,438 --> 01:07:08,356 - The shit is on. 855 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,191 Fucking A. 856 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:19,326 - Open tbe door, Deputy. 857 01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,666 Take the nigbt off, Freddy. I'll watch tbe prisoner. 858 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:32,881 - Well, well, well, 859 01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:36,510 working late tonigbt, aren't we, Sheriff? 860 01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:39,221 What's tbe matter? 861 01:07:39,304 --> 01:07:43,182 Can't sleep? Hell running loose in the streets? 862 01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:46,186 Or did ya just miss Mama? 863 01:07:48,647 --> 01:07:52,025 - As a matter of fact, I was feeling kinda Ionely. 864 01:07:54,861 --> 01:07:57,446 - I knew you couldn't stay away. 865 01:07:57,531 --> 01:07:59,491 I got that power over men. 866 01:08:01,702 --> 01:08:04,287 Women like me are a rare breed. 867 01:08:04,371 --> 01:08:06,039 Don't you agree? 868 01:08:06,164 --> 01:08:08,291 - Oh , yes, ma'am , I do. 869 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,335 - I ain't been broken, you know. 870 01:08:11,461 --> 01:08:13,421 Men like that. 871 01:08:15,632 --> 01:08:20,053 Ooh , you got me 9oing this afternoon. 872 01:08:20,178 --> 01:08:22,722 You tbink you can break me? 873 01:08:22,806 --> 01:08:25,683 You like it rough? 874 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:31,769 Ob, honey, you can bave it any way you want. 875 01:08:33,233 --> 01:08:35,193 - I don't want it rough. 876 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,407 Oh! 877 01:08:41,908 --> 01:08:43,618 - I like it bot... 878 01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:45,620 and slow. 879 01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:48,331 Hot... 880 01:08:48,415 --> 01:08:50,667 and slow. - Mmm. 881 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,669 - Hot.. .and slow. - Mmm. 882 01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:55,922 Yeah. 883 01:09:01,678 --> 01:09:03,680 Oh God. 884 01:09:04,056 --> 01:09:05,974 -You like tbat, Mama? - Oh, yeab. 885 01:09:06,058 --> 01:09:08,018 - You like that, Mama? 886 01:09:11,813 --> 01:09:13,773 I ... 887 01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,528 - Yeab. 888 01:10:18,004 --> 01:10:19,964 - Cbeck this place out. 889 01:10:24,886 --> 01:10:29,386 - I know tbat ain't Cutter walking towards me witb that stupid grin. 890 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:33,645 'Cause I know I swore if I ever saw tbat dumb-cunt- 891 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:36,815 no-good-piece-of-sbit- mothertucking brother of mine, 892 01:10:36,898 --> 01:10:41,110 be'd soon be a dead piece- of-sbit- no-good-motherfucking brother of mine. 893 01:10:41,194 --> 01:10:43,362 Okay, everybody in tbe peanut gallery. 894 01:10:43,447 --> 01:10:45,991 Simon says hands up. 895 01:10:46,074 --> 01:10:48,451 - He said put your fucking bands up! 896 01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:50,870 - What tbe fuck is this shit? 897 01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:55,958 - You bring us all tbe way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? 898 01:10:56,042 --> 01:10:59,003 - N ice fucking plan , Daisy. - Just do it! 899 01:10:59,087 --> 01:11:02,423 He's a crazy pig-fucking son-- - What'd you call me?! 900 01:11:02,507 --> 01:11:04,842 - Well , if you give me a chance, 901 01:11:04,926 --> 01:11:09,426 I was gonna call you a crazy-pig- fuckin9-dumb-ass-pussy piece of shit. 902 01:11:09,514 --> 01:11:12,016 Oh , brother, you's a dead man. 903 01:11:22,652 --> 01:11:25,571 Ain't that tbe most goddamn realest water gun you ever did see? 904 01:11:28,074 --> 01:11:30,785 Oh , shit! - That was great, man. 905 01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:34,873 - Sorry about that, it's just a little game we used to always play on folks. 906 01:11:34,998 --> 01:11:36,791 - And it still works! - Hell, yeah. 907 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:40,253 - That's a fucking hoot. - Cbarlie, this is my daughter, Baby. 908 01:11:40,378 --> 01:11:42,880 - My niece? - Yes! 909 01:11:42,964 --> 01:11:45,383 - You all grown up. Give me some love! 910 01:11:46,843 --> 01:11:48,678 - And you remember happy boy here. 911 01:11:48,762 --> 01:11:51,848 - Are you still an asshole? 912 01:11:53,433 --> 01:11:56,269 This is Casey, my most Iimber lady. 913 01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:57,896 And this is Candy, my special lady 914 01:11:57,979 --> 01:12:01,774 and my... top-earning gal. 915 01:12:01,858 --> 01:12:03,776 - Wbat you looking at? 916 01:12:03,860 --> 01:12:07,572 - I'm Iooking at you , mama. - You see sometbing you like? 917 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:10,825 - Maybe. I set my standards low so I'm never disappointed. 918 01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:13,912 - Ob, well, I don't disappoint. 919 01:12:13,995 --> 01:12:15,955 - Oob ... 920 01:12:16,039 --> 01:12:19,083 - Fuck, let's go inside. 921 01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:21,210 No sense standing around like-- 922 01:12:21,294 --> 01:12:24,255 Stone-foot roosters in a fuck farm! 923 01:12:26,591 --> 01:12:28,884 - Let's celebrate. - Oh , yeah. 924 01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:02,251 - You know, I gotta tell ya, 925 01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:06,339 tbat is some catch-phrase you got there. 926 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,799 "Devil's Rejects." 927 01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:17,475 What, you 9ot sometbing to say to me, clown? 928 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,185 Huh? 929 01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:21,771 I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? 930 01:13:30,614 --> 01:13:33,533 Yeah , you're a regular, fucking killer. 931 01:13:35,368 --> 01:13:38,704 You want a piece of tbis, mothertucker? You want a piece of this?! 932 01:13:38,830 --> 01:13:41,958 H uh? What you got?! What you got?! 933 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:56,473 Lord, I am Your arm of justice. 934 01:13:56,556 --> 01:13:59,725 Lord, I am Your arm of justice. 935 01:13:59,809 --> 01:14:01,727 Lord ... 936 01:14:01,811 --> 01:14:04,563 I am Your arm of justice. 937 01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:06,608 Your righteous sword of vengeance. 938 01:14:08,485 --> 01:14:10,862 Let my blows be true. 939 01:14:19,746 --> 01:14:22,957 - Oh , yeab, Lord bave mercy! 940 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:24,792 Wbat a morning. 941 01:14:24,876 --> 01:14:26,627 - CIevon ! - Yeah , boss. 942 01:14:26,711 --> 01:14:30,131 - You know why I come here to get these chickens? 943 01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:31,758 - No, boss. 944 01:14:31,841 --> 01:14:34,802 - Cause my brotber makes tbe best fried cbicken in the world. 945 01:14:34,886 --> 01:14:36,304 - Is that right? 946 01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:38,348 - Good morning , good morning, sir! How are you? 947 01:14:38,431 --> 01:14:40,182 - How y'all doing? Good morning. 948 01:14:40,266 --> 01:14:42,393 - Oood good good . What ya' got for me? 949 01:14:42,435 --> 01:14:45,104 - We got these real cute barred rock chickens here. 950 01:14:45,188 --> 01:14:48,232 - Yeab, I see it. - Oot tbem nice, long-Iegged ... 951 01:14:48,316 --> 01:14:50,776 Rhode Island red chickens. - Rhode Island red! 952 01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:52,778 - Yeab . - Oh , I like them! 953 01:14:52,862 --> 01:14:55,447 I want a Rhode Island Red for me, all right? 954 01:14:55,532 --> 01:14:57,992 Two of 'em. Yeah . - Rbode Island Red , two? 955 01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:02,455 Now, y'all ain't planning on fucking these chickens, are you? 956 01:15:08,461 --> 01:15:11,005 - What the fuck are you getting at? 957 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:13,049 Do you fuck chickens? 958 01:15:13,133 --> 01:15:17,633 - Well, I have tbought about fucking some cbickens before. 959 01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:21,891 If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, 960 01:15:21,975 --> 01:15:23,851 you can cut that chicken's bead off 961 01:15:23,935 --> 01:15:26,562 and stick your dick in that ass of tbat cbicken , 962 01:15:26,646 --> 01:15:31,146 and that damn cbicken'II go crazy on your ass and go... 963 01:15:31,317 --> 01:15:35,487 - Are you saying tbat I would cut off a chicken's head , put my dick in it, 964 01:15:35,572 --> 01:15:39,242 fuck it and go "Ahhh"? 965 01:15:39,325 --> 01:15:42,161 You accusing me of fucking a cbicken , mothertucker? 966 01:15:42,245 --> 01:15:44,330 - No, I ain't call you a cbicken fucker, but... 967 01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:46,582 boy over there looks sexually frustrated and ... 968 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,626 I don't approve of chicken fucking. 969 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:51,504 -You hear wbat he called me, boss? - I didn't say-- 970 01:15:51,588 --> 01:15:53,214 - He called me a fucking cbicken fucker! 971 01:15:53,298 --> 01:15:56,092 - Go back and grab tbe fucking cbickens, CIevon. 972 01:15:58,511 --> 01:16:01,013 - Here's five. - Appreciate it, tbank y'all. 973 01:16:01,097 --> 01:16:02,473 - He's a cbicken fucker! 974 01:16:02,515 --> 01:16:04,475 - That's all right, put it back there. 975 01:16:04,517 --> 01:16:06,435 Next time, we go some place else. 976 01:16:06,519 --> 01:16:08,771 - We ain't never buying cbickens from him again , boss! 977 01:16:08,855 --> 01:16:10,940 - I know, I know. 978 01:16:11,024 --> 01:16:13,026 You inbred ! Inbred! 979 01:16:23,703 --> 01:16:26,038 - Wolf J Flywbeel? 980 01:16:27,373 --> 01:16:30,417 Oet your mothertucking pimp ass over bere now. 981 01:16:33,004 --> 01:16:35,881 - Who are you talking about, man? Who you talking to? 982 01:16:38,551 --> 01:16:42,304 What's going on , Sheriff? What'd we do? 983 01:16:42,388 --> 01:16:44,390 Wbat's going on , baby? 984 01:16:46,643 --> 01:16:48,519 - You and me, we're gonna have a little powwow 985 01:16:48,561 --> 01:16:50,229 about a certain Captain Spaulding 986 01:16:50,313 --> 01:16:52,940 and bis merry band of assholes. 987 01:16:54,567 --> 01:16:57,945 - Captain who? - You know exactly what I'm talking 988 01:16:58,029 --> 01:16:59,905 about, am I correct? 989 01:17:01,241 --> 01:17:04,494 - Hey, Sheriff.. . not in the middle of the street. 990 01:17:04,577 --> 01:17:06,787 Ain't no sense in gettin9 crazy out here. 991 01:17:09,082 --> 01:17:12,126 - I don't like no mothertuckers playing dumb with me. 992 01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:15,046 Now, let me tell you the way it's gonna go down. 993 01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:17,465 You're gonna make sure all three of tbem dirt bags are 994 01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:20,009 present and accounted for tonight at midnigbt. You got me Charlie boy? 995 01:17:20,093 --> 01:17:24,305 You understand me? Cbarlie! You got me? 996 01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:34,315 - Wbat if I say no? 997 01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:37,527 - Tben I ought to sboot your ass right here and fucking now, 998 01:17:37,610 --> 01:17:39,445 you and that other ugly mothertucker. 999 01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:42,156 And I'm gonna forget this conversation ever happened. 1000 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,576 Tonight, midnigbt. 1001 01:17:49,747 --> 01:17:52,458 It's a bad day to fuck witb me, Cbarlie boy. 1002 01:18:09,601 --> 01:18:13,605 Hey, we got you this far. Sbit. 1003 01:18:13,646 --> 01:18:17,316 Without us, you'd still be swimming around witb your head up your ass. 1004 01:18:19,569 --> 01:18:22,780 - Hey, Cbief, don't sweat it. Have a beer. 1005 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:25,575 It's all going to work out to your satisfaction. 1006 01:18:25,658 --> 01:18:29,411 - If I were you , I'd put the beer down and keep your mind on business 1007 01:18:29,495 --> 01:18:32,039 before business jumps up and bites you right in tbe ass. 1008 01:18:32,123 --> 01:18:34,333 -Don't worry about me, boss. 1009 01:18:34,417 --> 01:18:37,420 You'll think goddamn King Kong came down from Skull Island 1010 01:18:37,503 --> 01:18:40,506 and raped tbem a new fucking asshole. 1011 01:18:40,590 --> 01:18:43,926 - Hey, man , don't give me none of that cocky-ass- 1012 01:18:44,010 --> 01:18:48,472 yard-bird-pumping-iron-I'm-tbe-baddest- motherfucker-tbat-ever-Iived borseshit. 1013 01:18:48,598 --> 01:18:51,434 That migbt work on some Johnny Redneck bail jumper, 1014 01:18:51,517 --> 01:18:53,268 but tbat don't mean shit to me. 1015 01:18:53,353 --> 01:18:55,688 - Then I suggest you pick up tbe Batpbone 1016 01:18:55,813 --> 01:18:57,439 and call some new motberfuckers in. 1017 01:18:57,523 --> 01:18:59,316 - Dime a dozen , man . Fuck you. 1018 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,859 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 1019 01:19:00,944 --> 01:19:02,403 Fuck you, motberfucker! 1020 01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:05,156 - Hey, hold it, hold it! We gotta cool our shit, here! 1021 01:19:07,533 --> 01:19:12,033 Look, you hired the U nboly Two because you wanted the best money could buy. 1022 01:19:12,956 --> 01:19:15,375 Now, you got nothing to worry about. 1023 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,710 We're gonna get tbe job done. 1024 01:19:17,835 --> 01:19:21,547 M igbt talk a lot of shit, but we will get the job done. 1025 01:19:21,631 --> 01:19:23,466 - Now, bere's the deal. 1026 01:19:23,549 --> 01:19:26,134 I don't give a good God damn what condition they're in. 1027 01:19:26,219 --> 01:19:29,722 I just want 'em alive long enough so I can piss in tbeir face before tbey die. 1028 01:19:32,016 --> 01:19:34,435 - You are one sick fucking pirate. 1029 01:19:34,519 --> 01:19:37,063 - Hey, Billy Ray, your mama's on tbe pbone. 1030 01:19:37,146 --> 01:19:39,231 - She owes me 14 bucks! Oet down here. 1031 01:19:39,315 --> 01:19:43,152 - Better keep a rope on that asshole. -Yeah, I know. 1032 01:19:43,236 --> 01:19:45,696 Now look, O , let me explain sometbing to you. 1033 01:19:45,738 --> 01:19:49,908 You've been using a bazooka to exterminate tbree little roacbes. 1034 01:19:49,993 --> 01:19:52,912 Now when you hunt roaches, you don't blow up your house. 1035 01:19:52,996 --> 01:19:55,248 You send in an exterminator so he can ... 1036 01:19:55,331 --> 01:19:57,082 be crawls like a roach ; 1037 01:19:57,166 --> 01:19:59,710 He tbinks like a roach ; He has a little roach mind-- 1038 01:19:59,752 --> 01:20:03,172 - Hey... you be careful 1039 01:20:03,256 --> 01:20:06,509 or maybe you get stepped on like a roacb. 1040 01:20:26,863 --> 01:20:28,781 - I'm gonna tell you something, brotber, 1041 01:20:28,906 --> 01:20:30,616 you bave got it made. 1042 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:34,870 - Please, man, don't be fooled by the glamour. 1043 01:20:34,954 --> 01:20:37,706 I got trouble. Don't get me started. 1044 01:20:37,790 --> 01:20:39,416 - Well, what kinda trouble you got? 1045 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:42,544 Man, you got bot and cold running pussy on tap! 1046 01:20:42,628 --> 01:20:45,797 - Man, dealing witb these greedy bitches 1047 01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:47,800 ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1048 01:20:55,892 --> 01:20:58,477 Brother, brotber... 1049 01:20:58,561 --> 01:21:00,980 Ah! 1050 01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:04,483 Go ahead . Pick it up, pick it up. 1051 01:21:04,567 --> 01:21:06,819 Take a hit on tbis. 1052 01:21:06,944 --> 01:21:09,571 Man, I got the best, mmm. 1053 01:21:09,655 --> 01:21:11,615 - Take one for me too, man. 1054 01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:16,704 - Hey, listen, you got a nose like a vacuum cleaner. 1055 01:21:16,788 --> 01:21:18,748 Don't do up all my cocaine. 1056 01:21:18,831 --> 01:21:22,417 - Brotber, would I do that to you? 1057 01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:24,462 No, you my brother... 1058 01:21:24,545 --> 01:21:26,505 - See? -.. .and I love you. 1059 01:21:26,589 --> 01:21:28,549 - All right. - All rigbt, baby. 1060 01:21:31,844 --> 01:21:34,721 But I love my cocaine better. Fuck you. 1061 01:21:34,806 --> 01:21:37,600 - Oh , man , that's some cold sbit rigbt there. 1062 01:21:39,602 --> 01:21:43,230 Well, any port in a fucking storm. 1063 01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:52,860 - Mmm. 1064 01:24:10,753 --> 01:24:15,132 Charlie, brother, my brother-- 1065 01:24:19,136 --> 01:24:21,596 - I've been looking for you , clown. 1066 01:24:21,681 --> 01:24:23,683 Oob. 1067 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,573 You gonna start the killing, 1068 01:24:38,656 --> 01:24:41,533 you best start it right here. 1069 01:24:41,617 --> 01:24:43,952 Make sure I'm all the way dead , 1070 01:24:44,036 --> 01:24:47,414 or I will come back and make you my bitch. 1071 01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:51,252 - Bitch that, motherfucker. 1072 01:24:51,335 --> 01:24:54,671 Get up, bitcb! 1073 01:25:00,886 --> 01:25:03,889 - Stop it! Stop it, mothertucker! 1074 01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:10,396 - Ob, Fuck! Oh ! - Oet tbese scumbags in that truck. 1075 01:25:13,774 --> 01:25:16,026 - It wasn't personal, brother. 1076 01:25:16,068 --> 01:25:18,236 Business is business, baby! 1077 01:25:19,488 --> 01:25:21,490 You asshole! 1078 01:25:21,574 --> 01:25:24,285 - She's right, Cbarlie. You are an asshole. 1079 01:25:24,368 --> 01:25:27,996 Why don't you get on your fucking horse and ride? 1080 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:31,458 All right, let's get tbis freak show on the road. 1081 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:34,461 What the fuck are you doing tbere? Get the fuck up! 1082 01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:26,931 You know, I got to thank you all ... 1083 01:26:28,307 --> 01:26:31,351 for helping me to understand what my heritage is. 1084 01:26:31,936 --> 01:26:35,439 You see, the Wydells, they've always been vigilante justice. 1085 01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:40,023 Now, my granddaddy, he rode with tbe likes of Tom Horn, 1086 01:26:40,653 --> 01:26:42,738 killing scum like you for a living. 1087 01:26:43,989 --> 01:26:45,573 We've always been devil slayers. 1088 01:26:45,658 --> 01:26:47,409 Wake up! 1089 01:26:47,493 --> 01:26:51,955 See I tried to walk the line, 1090 01:26:52,039 --> 01:26:53,874 but now I realize there is no line. 1091 01:26:53,958 --> 01:26:58,458 We here, we are playing on a level that most will never see. 1092 01:26:59,505 --> 01:27:02,883 I know my brotber George, he didn't see it. 1093 01:27:02,967 --> 01:27:04,927 Maybe he bad a divine moment. 1094 01:27:05,010 --> 01:27:07,178 When bis brains hit the floor. 1095 01:27:07,304 --> 01:27:10,307 - Yeah well, maybe you will too. 1096 01:27:12,977 --> 01:27:15,896 I got over here some photograpbs 1097 01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:19,692 of every missing person within 100 miles of this shitbole. 1098 01:27:19,775 --> 01:27:23,069 Valerie Oreen. 1099 01:27:23,154 --> 01:27:25,447 Take a look at that, man . Sbe was beautiful, huh? 1100 01:27:25,531 --> 01:27:27,908 Hell, anybody'd fuck her. 1101 01:27:30,119 --> 01:27:32,329 This is wbat sbe looked like wben we pulled her out 1102 01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:34,206 of your little fucking torture shack. 1103 01:27:34,331 --> 01:27:36,541 Sbe ain't so fuckable anymore, hub? 1104 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:38,168 Oh, yes, sbe is. 1105 01:27:38,210 --> 01:27:41,213 - Well , then you get to have this as a souvenir. 1106 01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:55,936 What about Mary Knowles, anybody? 1107 01:27:56,020 --> 01:27:57,604 - That fucking bitch is mine. 1108 01:27:59,064 --> 01:28:02,442 - No no, she was mine. I did ber, come on. Bring it onto me. 1109 01:28:02,526 --> 01:28:04,861 - Nah, she's all mine. - Baby, shut the fuck up! 1110 01:28:04,945 --> 01:28:08,490 - Baby, you want her, you got ber. 1111 01:28:12,578 --> 01:28:14,705 Fuck, fuck! 1112 01:28:15,748 --> 01:28:18,250 - Come and get me, mothertucker! 1113 01:28:22,046 --> 01:28:23,797 Motbertucker! 1114 01:28:37,770 --> 01:28:40,147 - You see this picture? 1115 01:28:40,231 --> 01:28:42,191 Tbat's my brother Oeorge. 1116 01:28:44,151 --> 01:28:46,987 Old George, be was a good man. 1117 01:28:48,030 --> 01:28:49,990 Very trusting. 1118 01:28:51,116 --> 01:28:53,118 I'm sure tbat's wbat got him killed. 1119 01:28:54,286 --> 01:28:56,413 Anyway, y'all take a good look at that. 1120 01:28:58,541 --> 01:29:01,085 Because that's the reason you gonna die tonigbt. 1121 01:29:01,168 --> 01:29:04,880 - Yeab, I remember. 1122 01:29:06,799 --> 01:29:08,634 Stupid fuck just like you. 1123 01:29:08,717 --> 01:29:10,635 Come at me like some kind of 1124 01:29:10,719 --> 01:29:14,264 matinee fucking cowboy idol. 1125 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:21,105 All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he goes, 1126 01:29:21,188 --> 01:29:24,316 Officer Wy-fucking-Dell to the rescue. 1127 01:29:30,197 --> 01:29:32,282 Daddy! 1128 01:29:35,077 --> 01:29:36,495 - And I bate fucking clowns. 1129 01:29:39,874 --> 01:29:43,711 - Yeah, you couldn't do tbis all by yourself! 1130 01:29:50,759 --> 01:29:53,762 - I slayed me a devil just tbe otber day. 1131 01:29:53,846 --> 01:29:56,056 What you tbink? Huh? 1132 01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:58,267 See any you like? 1133 01:29:58,350 --> 01:30:00,894 - You Iiar. Tbose photos ain't real. 1134 01:30:00,978 --> 01:30:03,355 There's no way you killed Mama. 1135 01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:05,023 - No, Baby, they're real. 1136 01:30:05,107 --> 01:30:06,817 Take a look at ber rigbt there. 1137 01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:10,279 Take a look at ber eyes tbe way they are like that. She's dead. 1138 01:30:10,362 --> 01:30:12,280 You know what I did? 1139 01:30:12,364 --> 01:30:15,575 I took my knife and I stuck it in there real good. 1140 01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:18,454 And I kinda twisted it a little bit. 1141 01:30:18,537 --> 01:30:21,581 Kinda like fucked ber with it, you know? 1142 01:30:21,665 --> 01:30:23,291 Let me tell you , tbat old whore came 1143 01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:25,710 before I fucking took her miserable life. 1144 01:30:25,794 --> 01:30:28,713 - You motberfucker. I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1145 01:30:28,797 --> 01:30:30,256 - You gonna kill me? 1146 01:30:30,341 --> 01:30:32,092 You're gonna fucking kill me? 1147 01:30:32,176 --> 01:30:35,637 - Oet off me, fucker! - You take a good look at that, bitcb. 1148 01:30:35,721 --> 01:30:39,224 Take a good , fucking look. You were ber little angel, 1149 01:30:39,308 --> 01:30:41,310 her little angel. 1150 01:30:41,393 --> 01:30:45,021 That's why I got something special in mind for you. 1151 01:30:45,105 --> 01:30:46,981 - Yeah? Well I can't fucking wait. 1152 01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:50,569 If you want it, here it is. Come and get it. Come on! 1153 01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:57,993 From delusion , Iead me to trutb. 1154 01:30:58,077 --> 01:31:00,037 From darkness, Iead me to Iight. 1155 01:31:01,413 --> 01:31:05,913 From death , Iead me to eternal life. 1156 01:31:08,671 --> 01:31:11,131 Hallelujah! 1157 01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:13,133 Are you feeling it, brother? 1158 01:31:32,319 --> 01:31:34,321 It's time to end this little charade. 1159 01:31:34,405 --> 01:31:38,200 Look, you're free. 1160 01:31:39,284 --> 01:31:40,868 Run. 1161 01:31:40,953 --> 01:31:42,871 I said fucking run! 1162 01:31:53,048 --> 01:31:55,133 Burn well, motberfuckers. 1163 01:32:13,235 --> 01:32:14,819 Come and get it! 1164 01:32:17,698 --> 01:32:19,366 I can hear you , Baby girl! 1165 01:32:24,413 --> 01:32:27,416 I can hear you! 1166 01:32:27,499 --> 01:32:29,626 I got something here for ya! 1167 01:32:31,628 --> 01:32:32,754 Wbat's that I smell? 1168 01:32:34,256 --> 01:32:35,924 It smells like rabbit! 1169 01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:19,968 - It's me, Cbarlie, calm down. 1170 01:33:20,052 --> 01:33:21,887 - How could you do tbis? You ruined everytbing! 1171 01:33:21,970 --> 01:33:24,806 - Calm down , Baby! This is not the time. 1172 01:33:24,890 --> 01:33:27,851 Gotta get you outta here. - Daddy and Otis are still in tbe house. 1173 01:33:27,976 --> 01:33:30,937 - I'll get them , but first we gotta get you some place safe. 1174 01:33:31,021 --> 01:33:32,188 Now, come on. 1175 01:33:43,075 --> 01:33:47,245 - Cutter! Cutter, wake up! Cutter, wake up! 1176 01:33:47,329 --> 01:33:49,581 Cutter! Wake the fuck up! Wake the fuck up! 1177 01:33:55,045 --> 01:33:57,422 - Wait in the car and I'll go get tbem. 1178 01:33:57,548 --> 01:33:59,758 - I want to go! - Oh , just get in! Go on. 1179 01:34:03,262 --> 01:34:05,264 Stay put. 1180 01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:09,392 - Charlie! 1181 01:34:29,454 --> 01:34:32,415 - Run, Baby girl, run. 1182 01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:34,835 Run! 1183 01:34:35,460 --> 01:34:38,045 Run! Run! 1184 01:34:38,130 --> 01:34:39,923 Run run run! 1185 01:34:45,262 --> 01:34:47,180 Lord , I bet tbat hurts. 1186 01:34:47,264 --> 01:34:49,891 And I could hear that bone shatter from rigbt here. 1187 01:34:51,143 --> 01:34:52,894 What the bell we got here? 1188 01:34:52,978 --> 01:34:55,939 Hey, Iooky bere, I got something for you. 1189 01:34:56,023 --> 01:34:58,233 Uh-huh. 1190 01:34:58,317 --> 01:35:00,068 Oh , yeah, I got sometbing for ya. 1191 01:35:00,152 --> 01:35:02,571 Hey, get up! 1192 01:35:02,654 --> 01:35:05,239 Come on , I said get up! 1193 01:35:05,324 --> 01:35:07,242 - Fuck you . - I don't know about you , 1194 01:35:07,326 --> 01:35:10,454 but I sure wish I bad a bullwhip for this occasion , 1195 01:35:10,537 --> 01:35:12,956 but I found tbis. I reckon it'll do. 1196 01:35:15,292 --> 01:35:17,794 You like tbat? You like the feeling of being helpless? 1197 01:35:17,878 --> 01:35:21,548 At the mercy of someone wbo's as sadistic and deranged as you? 1198 01:35:21,632 --> 01:35:24,676 Not sucb a fucking party, is it? Doesn't it make you feel proud? 1199 01:35:24,801 --> 01:35:28,846 - Fuck you ! - Fuck me? Oh, no. 1200 01:35:28,931 --> 01:35:31,224 Fuck you ! Fuck you! 1201 01:36:15,227 --> 01:36:17,187 Tiny. 1202 01:36:20,732 --> 01:36:25,069 Daddy and Otis are still in the house. Go get 'em. 1203 01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:31,451 The nails! Tbe nails! 1204 01:36:46,091 --> 01:36:48,676 - Tiny! Tiny! Come on , man! 1205 01:37:14,036 --> 01:37:15,912 - Daddy! 1206 01:37:15,996 --> 01:37:18,540 - Baby? Baby! 1207 01:37:18,623 --> 01:37:20,583 - You're okay! 1208 01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:25,546 - Yes. 1209 01:37:42,522 --> 01:37:44,357 - Ow! Oh! 1210 01:37:54,076 --> 01:37:56,119 - You sure about tbis? 1211 01:37:59,456 --> 01:38:00,915 We'll come back for you. 92836