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Hey. What?

Not much. What are you watching?

You know, the news.

Nice.

I'm happy it's just you and me here since they released me.

Why?

Because. Just because I'm on probation. Like, you're going to be cool about it

though, right? Are you going to let me go?

Like, out if I want to?

No. What?

Come on.

Dude, my dad put me in charge of making sure that... You're okay.

Like, I can't let you do that. I'm sorry. They're in Europe, and you're

watch.

But, come on, you can be cool about it.

I mean, what I did wasn't even that bad.

No, you fucked up bad, and I'm not gonna let you go out and get arrested. What

the fuck?

Okay, but, like, what if I promise I don't get in trouble?

I'm not gonna go anywhere crazy, just, like, the gym, the mall. No, you're not

allowed to leave.

Not under my watch. Come on, please.

Fuck, no.

Hey!

Because you got to fucking pay for your fucking consequences.

Why can't you just be cool about this and let me go?

Because it's dead.

Why is it like this every time with you? We used to be cool. What happened?

I don't remember that.

Of course you don't. I don't remember anything less about you.

Come on, please. Can I just go?

I said no.

God.

It's fucking annoying.

What? You're really not going to go for real?

What did I just say?

Oh my god, fine.

You're the worst sometimes.

Ugh, you're the worst.

Better run me my show. Ugh.

Bye. What?

No. I'll see you later.

No. Fuck.

Yo.

Yo. What the fuck, bitch? Where are you going?

The gym?

What does it look like I'm going to go to?

Dude, you forgot. You're literally on probation.

The gym is a necessity.

I have to work out. No, it's not.

Yes, it is. No, it's not. You could work out here.

I can't work out here. I'm already dressed to leave.

That's your gym outfit?

Yes. Wow.

In wearing leggings. This is what you wear to the gym. Have you never been to

the gym? This is what you wear to the gym. I'm going to the gym. Look, no. You

can't go. You're under my watch.

It's a necessity.

If you go, like, I don't know, a call might be sent out to your probation

officer.

Just saying. So you think I should just work out here?

No, I'm not saying you should. I'm saying you're going to have to.

That's the only option.

Ugh, but I don't want to... Ugh, whatever.

See, I'm working out at home.

Are you happy now? I'm working out at home.

What do you want, a trophy?

I can't even get into this because it's not, like, the gym. It's, like, isn't

the gym.

Well, that's not my problem.

But I could be at the gym having a way better workout, but no.

Sorry.

You're not allowed to leave the house.

It's the gym. Oh, my God. This would have been so much better if I could have

just gone to the gym.

No, I... No.

This would have been such a better workout.

I know what you're trying to do.

What? It's not going to work on me.

You're not even that hot.

Excuse me?

Are you for real right now?

Really?

Fuck you. Whatever.

Did you get me anything?

No.

Why not?

You got all that just for you?

Yeah, I did.

I need to eat too. Why didn't you order me anything?

Order your own. What?

I can't.

Why not?

Because I used to have guys order me food.

You won't let me leave, so I have no guys to order me food.

What, do you not have any money?

No, I used to have guys buy me stuff.

Wow.

Every time?

Yeah, you know, do something for them, and we go out to a nice dinner.

Get food.

Okay, what are you going to do for me?

I don't know, what do you want me to do for you?

Whatever you do for them, fuck.

You want me to psych dig for a fucking smoothie?

Yeah, probably.

Maybe, actually.

Oh, I mean, you want me to psych dig just for a smoothie?

Yeah, actually. They did a lot. We went to a lot nicer places than a smoothie.

But, I mean, I'm fucking hungry, so.

Yeah. If that's what you want.

I mean, okay.

Fine, I cannot believe I'm doing this.

Just for a smoothie?

You're the freaking worst.

for a fucking smoothie.

Your problem, not mine.

No nice dinner? No, just a fucking smoothie.

You're the fucking worst.

You know that?

It's a good thing I like fucking dick, because I really don't like you right

now.

Fuck I'm coming.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Can I order food now?

I guess. Here you go.

Thank you.

Thank you.