Original subtitles

(guitar music)

(gentle music)

(gunshots and horses)

- [Man] How many times do I have to tell the two of you

that it isn't a problem that could be dealt with

just like that.

(murmuring)

There is a problem, a big problem.

I didn't ask you to come here.

Just leave me alone.

I'm just plain sick of the two of you.

How in tarnation do you move this guy?

I gave up sleep again last night

driving 200 miles down here.

We've been talking for three hours

and we still don't know where we can start.

- You've lost sleep.

Look chum,

your driving 200 miles down here

doesn't help me solve the problem, does it?

I know the urgency.

BIG RAT is probably more important to me

than it is to you.

I invented it, remember?

Now just stop pushing me, will you?

- Stop pushing?

We've had this breakdown for a week now.

- Okay, okay.

So we're all tired and we all want to get started again

as quickly as possible so just let's try to.

- Dad, Dad what if we?

- Look I've already told you, Joe,

just keep out of this will you?

- Well I just thought.

- Now just do as you're told Joe.

There isn't anything you can do to help here.

It's enough having these two onto me

without you making it more difficult.

- He couldn't be more difficult than his own father.

- Go into the other room, will you Joe?

- That's right.

We'll make the decisions.

- [Professor] And turn that television down.

You've got other people working.

- But all I wanted to do was make a suggestion.

- But there are some jobs they just can't do

and this is one of them.

- Then what did they do before we had BIG RAT and Joe?

Just answer me that.

- Holy mackerel.

Just listen to this guy.

- [Man] Look will you two stop climbing

on each other's backs and listen to me.

(murmurs)

(train engine)

- [Professor] But nothing, just go away

and let me get back to the lab.

- For another week?

- [Professor] Now hold it Chief.

- [Chief] Look we're not trying to tell you your job.

- [Professor] I should hope not.

- [Chief] It's just that this is

a very important assignment.

The BIG RAT and Joe are of vital importance.

- [Professor] Just keep out of this Joe.

- [Chief] That's right, we'll make the decisions.

Very important assignment.

- [Professor] The BIG RAT and Joe

are of vital importance.

Just keep out of this Joe.

- [Chief] That's right we'll make the decisions.

(harp music)

(Western music)

(gunshots)

- Oh my, oh my.

You can't do that.

Mr. Shorter will be real mad.

(harmonica music)

- Come on, come on.

That's it.

Let's go.

- [Mac] Just one more.

- [Sam] Yeah, just one more.

- [Shane] The trouble with you two,

you're just plum greedy.

- We can't leave all this.

Hurry it up Sam.

Hurry it up.

(gunshot)

- I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Next time I'll be aiming to kill.

Okay you guys, let's beat it.

(Western music)

Hope it stays warm for you friend.

(gunshots)

And if anybody asks, we're the Win Gang.

See you around.

- Operator, operator, help, help, fire.

Oh my, robbery.

Operator.

Hey my car.

(Western music)

(laughter)

(gunshots)

- How are we doing Shane?

- If you quit trying to fly this thing and just drive it,

we'd do a whole lot better.

- Yeah just a little easier, Mac.

You'll kill us before we have time to spend the money.

- What's the matter, Sam?

Don't you like a little dangerous driving?

- I do but I'd like to stay alive

to enjoy it for a little longer.

Anyways, what's next Chief?

- Next?

A little gold consignment in Altuna.

And the nearest town to it is Joesville.

Reckon we'll bide our time there.

- Did you say Joesville?

- Yeah so what.

- Oh but Chief, the sheriff there's

got a mighty big reputation for law and order.

- And they say he's the fast draw in the West.

- He'd have to be fast to handle the three of us alone.

Practically everyone will be out of town

at the Cripple Creek Rodeo.

Quit whining you two.

I said next stop Joesville.

(folk music)

- Sheriff, Sheriff!

The Win Gang have just driven into town.

- Okay, okay old timer.

Let's play it cool.

I'll deal with it.

Where are they?

- In the saloon Sheriff.

In the saloon.

- Okay let's go.

(Western music)

- Same again varmint.

Be quick about it will you?

- Yeah.

I could do another drink.

- I'd say you had enough, honey.

- This place could do with being livened up.

- Now I hope you boys ain't planning no trouble.

This here town is a law abiding town.

And this here bar is a respectable bar.

- Why don't you get lost sweet heart?

- How about the loot from the bank, Chief?

When's the share out?

- What's the hurry, Sam?

Hope you're not thinking of pulling out

just when life's getting sweet.

- No Chief but.

- Then shut up.

Let's talk about Altuna.

What time is the mail express?

- 6:00 Chief.

- At six today, the express mail train will pick up

the biggest consign of gold

ever shipped by rail from the west.

Just now it's all locked up safe and sound.

But five minutes before that train pulls into the station,

that gold will be wheeled out onto the platform.

That's when we'll get our chance.

(footsteps)

- [Bartender] What will it be Sheriff?

- Whiskey Sheriff?

- Milk on the rocks.

- Sure Sheriff.

(gunshots)

- Okay Jerry keep it going.

(Western music)

(gunshots)

- Don't move.

Hold it right there.

- Oh no you don't.

Now let that be a lesson to you.

Don't never be rude to a lady.

- Great work Sue, Doc.

Okay you guys get your hands up.

- We'll get even with you Sheriff.

- What's going on here?

- Okay let's get them down to the jailhouse.

- You just cool your heads off in there for a spatter.

- Sheriff here.

- [Phone] Trouble down the Cripple Creek Rodeo, Sheriff.

Can you come?

- Sure Slim, be right over.

- You're leaving Sheriff?

- [Sheriff] That's right old timer.

Slim's got some trouble, but I'll be back inside an hour.

If not I'll.

- [Doc] That's okay Sheriff, don't worry about a thing.

- [Sheriff] Right Doc,

but you just keep your eye on them there.

- [Doc] Sure enough Sheriff.

- [Sheriff] See you later.

- Okay Sheriff.

Don't worry about a thing.

Not a dang thing.

(dramatic music)

(snoring)

- Just a little, easy.

Aw blast.

- [Group] Shh.

(snoring)

- Try it again.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

(snoring)

That's it.

Gently now.

Gently.

Shh.

(snoring)

- Sam, you and Mac take care of the deputy.

I'll get the guns.

- Right Chief.

Let's go.

- What's happening?

(muffled screaming)

- Keep quiet or I'll.

(phone ringing)

Don't answer it.

Let's get out of here.

We'll hightail it to the border.

(dramatic music)

Hope it stays warm for you partner.

(gunshots)

See you around partner.

(dramatic music)

- Operator, operator.

Doc, Doc is that you?

What's the trouble?

(muffled talking)

Hold on Doc, I'll be right with you.

(engine running)

- [Chief] What's the idea?

Why have we stopped?

- [Sam] Look we made the plan.

I figure we stick to it.

- Well I think that the plan ought to be changed.

One this car won't make this mountain trek

and two I'm not risking my neck in Altuna.

- What risk?

- A train carrying that much gold

is bound to take on armed guards.

- [Sam] Look I'm just glad to be out of that jail.

Stopping to argue about it won't achieve a thing.

- [Chief] So who's arguing?

I said Altuna.

- [Sam] Look chump,

I'm driving this thing and I say the border.

(dramatic music)

- Doc.

- [Chief] Okay, okay so if that's the way you want it

we'll leave the gold and head for the.

- [Sam] What's got into you?

- Right Mac the border, let's go.

- [Mac] Have you gone loco?

Stop this thing.

Stop it I'll tell you.

That train will be on its way anytime now.

We can still make it.

- [Sam] I won't do it.

I've you this car won't make that mountain trek.

I won't do it and that's final.

- [Chief] Well get out of that driving seat and I will.

Go on move over.

Get out.

- [Mac] I'm not risking my neck to satisfy your greed.

We've got plenty from the other bank jobs.

- [Sam] How do you get through to this pig head old varmint?

- [Mac] Now look you two will you just make up your minds

one way or the other?

- That sure was a near thing Sheriff.

I figure they.

- Okay Doc no time for explanations now.

Did you get to hear where they were heading?

- Like I was about to tell you Sheriff.

I think I heard them sayin'

they could make it to the border.

- The border eh?

But they really had their hearts

set on that gold in Altuna

and they could make it there before the mail express.

Unless.

- What's that Sheriff?

- Doc they're desperate men and greedy.

I'll stake my reputation on them

making a play for that gold.

I'm going to be on that train and I'll stop them if I bust.

- You be careful Sheriff.

They're real mean.

With the sort of price they have on their heads,

they wouldn't think twice about anything.

- Neither will I Doc.

Just leave them to me.

- [Mac] As I said, I'll do it but I'm warning you

if this thing blows up don't blame me.

- [Chief] So like I said let's go.

- [Sam] Okay.

- [Mac] Well what are we waiting for?

- [Sam] Who's waiting?

(engine running)

(train engine)

- We'll need all the speed we can get Hank.

- Don't you worry now Sheriff we'll make it.

Come on old girl,

you just show the Sheriff here what you can do.

- That would be great Hank.

The Win Gang must be stopped.

(playful music)

- Come on, come on old girl.

You can make it.

- What's wrong with this thing?

You sure the brake's off?

(train engine)

(shouting)

(train whistle)

(playful music)

- Look out!

What in blue blazes?

Are you trying to kill us or something?

- You see what's happened with all your talk?

They've gotten in front of us

and I can swear it was the Sheriff in the cab of that train.

- Are you sure?

- Sure I'm sure.

- Well what are you waiting for.

Let's get after them.

(train engine)

(train whistle)

- Hot diggity.

That's my gal.

Looks like we licked them Sheriff.

- I'm not so sure about that.

- Can't you get this thing going any faster?

- I've got my foot right down now.

- What's this thing here?

- Whoa.

(train whistle)

- Keep her going, keep her going.

We're gaining on them.

(engines)

- Come on, come on, I'm ready for you.

- He's got a gun.

- What do you expect he's a sheriff ain't he?

(gunshots)

- Hey look out!

- Hold tight.

(yelling)

- Don't stop, don't stop.

- Oh, oh.

(playful music)

(gunshots)

- They're losing steam.

We'll soon leave them behind now.

- You just look where you're going.

Look out!

- Hey!

(grunting)

(playful music)

- Oh no.

(yelling)

(explosion)

- Joe, Joe, are you alright son?

Come on, wake up.

- Keep her going Doc.

Keep her going.

We must stop the Win Gang.

- Joe, Joe, come on.

You've been dreaming old chap.

Are you alright?

- Yes, yes I think so.

I must have fallen out of the chair.

- Sorry we were a bit short with you Joe,

but we've all been hit up about the breakdown

on the BIG RAT.

- But we think we've got a solution.

So it looks as if you'll be making that trip

to Arizona after all.

- But it won't be anything like the Arizona

in that cowboy picture you've just been watching, Joe.

- What were you dreaming about then, Joe?

- I hardly like to tell you Dad.

- Go on Joe, tell us.

- Well you see it was like this.

I was this the Sheriff in this town

and you, Uncle Sam, and Mr. Weston were all out there.

(gentle music)