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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,465 --> 00:00:04,608 All right, let's go clean you off. 2 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:07,990 Sorry someone's a grouchy mess. 3 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:11,340 Oh, that's okay, it's like their father's still here. 4 00:00:12,452 --> 00:00:13,950 So, how's school? 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,162 Can we please talk about anything else? 6 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,578 Any boys on the horizon? 7 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:23,190 Maybe you should ask her. 8 00:00:23,292 --> 00:00:24,549 What's that mean? 9 00:00:24,569 --> 00:00:25,650 Nothing. 10 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:29,087 Oh, Mom, you know every time you lie, an angel dies. 11 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:31,040 Tell me. 12 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:34,790 My mother is trying to set me up 13 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:37,110 with a widower from her bowling league. 14 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,770 Way to bury the lede. 15 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,060 I am not doing it. 16 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,430 Why? It'd be so good for you to get out of the house on a Friday night, 17 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,500 maybe between 6:00 and 10:00. 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,650 Hmm. 19 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:49,940 It might be fun. 20 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,480 What might be fun? 21 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,120 Connie is trying to set up your mom with a guy. 22 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,350 What? 23 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,000 Dad just died. 24 00:00:57,171 --> 00:01:00,374 - Over a year ago. - Well, it's too soon, she's not ready. 25 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,120 Please don't tell me when I'm ready. 26 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:04,089 I'm ready for you to be ready. 27 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,319 - Can we please talk about anything else? - See, you're making her uncomfortable. 28 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:11,101 - She can say when she's uncomfortable. - I'm uncomfortable. 29 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:14,140 - She deserves to have a life. - Agreed. 30 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,530 Well, so go have a life. Read a book, get a cat, 31 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:19,179 get a monkey, open a petting zoo. 32 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:21,960 Maybe she would like some male companionship. 33 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,160 She's got Jesus, her dance card's full. 34 00:01:52,868 --> 00:01:54,130 I can't believe you. 35 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:55,180 What? 36 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,740 I'm okay if she dates, 37 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,125 - you know, after enough time. - Well, what's enough time? 38 00:02:00,145 --> 00:02:02,852 I think the rule of thumb is half the length of the marriage. 39 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,679 The rule of thumb? 40 00:02:04,699 --> 00:02:07,120 Hey, pick whatever finger you want, it's the rule. 41 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:11,580 So if you died, I'd have to wait, what, one year? 42 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,110 Oh, way longer. You'll be devastated. 43 00:02:14,723 --> 00:02:16,210 Yeah, like you'd wait that long. 44 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,853 Longer. 45 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,200 You've ruined me for all other women. 46 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,091 Oh, shut up. 47 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:23,160 I'm serious. 48 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:25,390 You older gals are great teachers. 49 00:02:25,677 --> 00:02:27,620 Okay, now you really need to shut up. 50 00:02:35,994 --> 00:02:39,360 - I just think she deserves to be happy. - She's plenty happy. 51 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,050 What's going on? 52 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:43,760 If Mr. McAllister died, would you start dating someone? 53 00:02:44,146 --> 00:02:45,419 I don't know, 54 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,590 maybe if he looked like Tom Selleck. 55 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:49,653 She's got a type. 56 00:02:50,265 --> 00:02:52,550 You think you look like Tom Selleck? 57 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:55,299 We both have a mustache. 58 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,577 Fine, my mom can date Tom Selleck. 59 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,229 Like his mother could get Tom Selleck. 60 00:03:06,377 --> 00:03:08,330 - I'm going to Sarah's. - Oh, 61 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:10,939 well, I thought maybe we'd do something together. 62 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:12,170 Why? 63 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,890 Because I enjoy spending time with you. 64 00:03:15,452 --> 00:03:16,561 Why? 65 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:19,740 It wouldn't kill you to hang out with your mother. 66 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,650 We don't know that. 67 00:03:22,405 --> 00:03:24,100 Never mind. 68 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:26,942 If you're lonely, why not call Meemaw's guy? 69 00:03:26,962 --> 00:03:29,680 I don't want to call Meemaw's guy. 70 00:03:29,806 --> 00:03:33,700 So, what, you're just gonna grow old and die alone? 71 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:37,120 I'm sure California will send Sheldon back at some point. 72 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,980 I just want you to know that if you do decide to date again, 73 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,594 I really am okay with it. 74 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,520 Thank you. 75 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,220 Just to be safe, should we have the talk? 76 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,300 Get out of here. 77 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,080 When a boy and a girl care about each other, 78 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,390 there's a special hug. 79 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,560 Go! 80 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:02,060 And that boy and girl better be married! 81 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:07,983 I was thinking about us dying. 82 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:09,279 Oh. 83 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,216 Talk dirty to me, Daddy. 84 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,117 I'm serious. 85 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,800 What if both of us suddenly drop dead? 86 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:19,976 We made all that money selling the store, we don't even have a will. 87 00:04:21,635 --> 00:04:23,830 Probably time to make one. 88 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:25,500 What are you thinking? 89 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,500 Oh, it's not complicated, 90 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,510 just give it to the kids 50-50. 91 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,440 Oh, come on, be smart. 92 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,639 What? 93 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,950 You think Connor's capable of handling that kind of money? 94 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:38,846 Same kid that bought an antique foghorn? 95 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:42,880 So we give it to Amanda and make her responsible for Connor. 96 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:46,610 So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes and Connor gets nothing? 97 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:50,220 Maybe we just revisit this in a year or two. 98 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,670 Yeah, that sounds right. 99 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:55,920 You're gonna hate this, but the most responsible 100 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:57,460 of all of 'em is Georgie. 101 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,120 You're right, I hate it. 102 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:19,470 Sorry. 103 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:20,940 You must be Mary. 104 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,570 You must be Joseph. 105 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,018 All we need's a manger, huh? 106 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:31,536 Well, there you go. And your mom said you had no sense of humor. 107 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:33,240 Oh. 108 00:05:37,018 --> 00:05:39,850 - Hello. - Oh, hi. Come on in. 109 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,720 Just brought by some more of CeeCee's old clothes. 110 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:43,416 Oh, thank you. 111 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:44,900 I know I've said it before... 112 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,695 I'm good with babies right now. 113 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:50,247 Well, I said that, and then I had twins. 114 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,934 Twins. 115 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:54,400 Ooh, nice flowers. 116 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,000 Uh, y-yes. 117 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,080 Um, thank you. 118 00:05:58,209 --> 00:06:01,076 - What's the card? - Oh, uh, no, nothing. 119 00:06:01,225 --> 00:06:02,320 Nothing. 120 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,310 Oh, my God, you went on that date. 121 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,387 Do not take the Lord's name in vain. 122 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,698 Holy moly, you went on that date. 123 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:12,230 It was not a date, it was a cup of coffee. 124 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,930 Oh, then he sent you flowers? 125 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,190 He's a gentleman. 126 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,370 So, when's the second date? 127 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:19,200 None of your beeswax. 128 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:21,880 Come on, I think it's great. I'm happy for you. 129 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,200 You cannot tell Georgie. 130 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,473 I will take it to the grave. 131 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,740 Or the wedding, if things go well. 132 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:30,900 There is no wedding. 133 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,470 He is just a nice man who's a... nice man. 134 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:37,970 Hmm. How nice we talking? 135 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,700 Are we done here? 136 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,200 Hey, maybe you'll need those baby clothes. 137 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:45,500 Okay, we're done. 138 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,490 You've become the $100,000 champion. 139 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:56,810 Congratulations to you. 140 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:57,912 Wow. 141 00:06:57,932 --> 00:07:00,370 Let's bring all of our contestants out... 142 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:02,560 That's a big chunk of change, huh? 143 00:07:02,628 --> 00:07:04,810 I would buy a giant Wurlitzer organ 144 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:07,310 and open my own silent movie theater. 145 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,250 What about you, Georgie? 146 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:13,096 What would you do with that kind of money? 147 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:14,440 No brainer. 148 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,741 Put half away for CeeCee's college tuition 149 00:07:16,761 --> 00:07:18,790 and the other half in stocks and bonds. 150 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,520 Boring! 151 00:07:23,955 --> 00:07:24,873 Hey. 152 00:07:24,893 --> 00:07:28,180 - Hey, where were you? - Dropped some of CeeCee's old clothes off at the church. 153 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,880 - Oh, did you see my mom? - Yep. 154 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,850 - How's she doing? - Good. 155 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:33,361 Really good. 156 00:07:33,711 --> 00:07:35,040 "Really good"? 157 00:07:35,190 --> 00:07:38,376 Well, normal good. Good enough. What's going on here? 158 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,902 Oh, we were just talking about 159 00:07:40,922 --> 00:07:43,560 what a person might do with a giant windfall of cash. 160 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:46,900 Oh, three words; Rodeo Drive, baby. 161 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:49,930 Shut up. 162 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:54,990 Who you calling? 163 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:56,870 - My mom. - Why? 164 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,428 Just checking in. 165 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:00,256 I told you she's good. 166 00:08:00,276 --> 00:08:01,360 Hey, Missy. 167 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:02,909 What do you want? 168 00:08:02,929 --> 00:08:05,320 - Is Mom there? - Uh, no. 169 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,469 - Where is she? - Hang on. 170 00:08:07,595 --> 00:08:09,161 Quiet! 171 00:08:09,928 --> 00:08:11,310 Are you having a party? 172 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:12,565 Just a couple friends. 173 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:13,740 So where's Mom? 174 00:08:13,901 --> 00:08:15,100 She's on a date. 175 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,360 What? No, she said she wasn't ready. 176 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,140 No, you said she wasn't ready. 177 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,030 I got to go. Something's on fire. 178 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:23,919 Missy! Missy! 179 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,320 You are not gonna believe this. 180 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,100 My mom's out on a date. 181 00:08:28,205 --> 00:08:29,460 No. 182 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,547 What kind of person takes out a dead man's wife? 183 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,250 You should try being happy for her. 184 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:43,491 This could be really good. 185 00:08:43,511 --> 00:08:45,080 Oh, really good? 186 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:48,180 Is this why she was "really good" when you saw her at the church? 187 00:08:48,285 --> 00:08:51,038 Look, she was adamant about not telling you, and you know how she gets 188 00:08:51,058 --> 00:08:53,218 when she's adamant. It's scary stuff. 189 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,072 What do we even know about this guy? 190 00:08:56,092 --> 00:08:59,010 Just that he's nice and he sent her flowers. 191 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:01,357 What, so this ain't even their first date? 192 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,580 Maybe, I, I don't know. 193 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,600 You know, it's really none of my beeswax. 194 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,710 Why do I even bother talking to you? 195 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:09,910 I agree. 196 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,420 Oh, hi. 197 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,090 Don't "hi" me. 198 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,030 Excuse me? 199 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:24,147 I thought we agreed you weren't ready. 200 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,810 Mandy told you? 201 00:09:25,835 --> 00:09:27,040 No, Missy told me, 202 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:29,640 but Mandy told me you told her not to tell me. 203 00:09:30,358 --> 00:09:32,310 Get out of my chair. 204 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,640 Not that it is any of your business, but... 205 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,523 I enjoy spending time with him. 206 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:41,660 What about Dad? 207 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,750 Your dad would want me to be happy. 208 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:45,680 Oh, no, he wouldn't. 209 00:09:46,342 --> 00:09:49,800 Georgie, I love you dearly, but I'm about to lose my temper. 210 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,220 Oh, pretty cranky. You stay out late? 211 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,590 On the count of three. 212 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,494 Missy had a party while you were out gallivanting. 213 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:57,976 I know. 214 00:09:58,441 --> 00:09:59,290 One. 215 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,064 What are you gonna do, spank me? 216 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:02,030 Two. 217 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,520 I'm a grown man. 218 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:06,180 - Three! - This ain't over! 219 00:10:11,391 --> 00:10:12,740 Just the man I want to see. 220 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,210 Oh, hello. 221 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,693 Question; is there anything in the Bible that says 222 00:10:16,713 --> 00:10:19,830 how long a wife should wait to move on after her husband dies? 223 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:22,627 Oh, my goodness, Georgie, is your health okay? 224 00:10:22,647 --> 00:10:24,530 This ain't about me. 225 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:27,819 I mean, I am constipated here and there, but nothing fatal. 226 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:32,009 Okay, and actually the Bible does speak to this. 227 00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:33,387 Here we go. 228 00:10:33,987 --> 00:10:37,500 First Corinthians, uh, 7:39. 229 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,460 "A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives." 230 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,512 Love it. 231 00:10:42,532 --> 00:10:44,680 "But if her husband dies, she is free 232 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,319 to be married to whom she wishes." 233 00:10:47,339 --> 00:10:49,470 What else you got? 234 00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:51,600 Well, uh, let's see. 235 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:52,820 Ooh. 236 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,990 Let's try this one. 237 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:56,350 First Timothy 5:14. 238 00:10:56,470 --> 00:11:00,334 "So I would have younger widows marry, bear children..." 239 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:02,187 Children? Next. 240 00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:06,063 I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance. 241 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,075 No fooling you. Keep going. 242 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:11,658 Okay. Well, uh... how's this? 243 00:11:11,678 --> 00:11:14,410 "To the widows and the unmarried, I say 244 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:17,890 that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do." 245 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,500 - Mm-hmm. - "But if they cannot control themselves, 246 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,630 "they should marry, for it is better to marry 247 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,550 than to burn with passion." 248 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,480 Oh, you're killing me. 249 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:29,260 What about other religions? 250 00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:31,640 Well, in the Jewish tradition, 251 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:35,270 excessive mourning of a spouse is considered critical of God. 252 00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:37,261 Thanks for nothing. 253 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,860 My door is always open. 254 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah. 255 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,230 It shouldn't be, but it is. 256 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,150 Lord, I don't know what to do. 257 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:51,240 Maybe it is too soon. 258 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,230 It certainly is for Georgie. 259 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,140 He's real upset, 260 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,460 and I don't want to make things harder for him. 261 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:03,190 But why should I feel guilty for having a little fun? 262 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,940 I can't stay in this house and be sad all the time. 263 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,260 I don't think George would want that. 264 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,280 If you see him up there, 265 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,120 please tell him I think about him every day 266 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,440 and I'll miss him forever. 267 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,990 Amen. 268 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:27,600 Oh, um, let him know the Cowboys are looking real good this year. 269 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:36,710 Here you go, Jorge. Thanks for supporting 270 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:39,387 the only Latino-owned tire shop in Medford. 271 00:12:39,923 --> 00:12:40,840 Who's McAllister? 272 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,760 Oh, it's pronounced "Mac-ay-eester." 273 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,836 Goes back to your ancient Aztecs. 274 00:12:46,062 --> 00:12:47,320 Cool. 275 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,530 - Hey, Missy. - Where's Georgie? 276 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:51,330 Out on a tow. Sh-Shouldn't you be in school? 277 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,493 Yep. When's he gonna be back? 278 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,850 I don't know, you want me to give him a message? 279 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,730 Yeah, tell him he needs to stay out of our mom's love life, 280 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,740 and if he's got a problem with that, then he's got a problem with me. 281 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,830 I would love to tell him that. 282 00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:10,580 How's it going? 283 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,300 Good. Your sister dropped by. 284 00:13:12,611 --> 00:13:13,960 Really? What'd she want? 285 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,730 Your mother's love life is none of your business, 286 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,010 and if you got a problem with that, you got a problem with me! 287 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,030 And to be clear, "me" is Missy. 288 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,730 - I got it. - I'm not done. 289 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,230 What kind of son makes his mother feel bad 290 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,320 for trying to find a little happiness in the world? 291 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,070 A bad son, that's what kind. 292 00:13:34,337 --> 00:13:35,860 How's it going at the garage? 293 00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:37,080 Great. 294 00:13:37,377 --> 00:13:38,592 Cool. 295 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,847 You renew the bus contract with the school board? 296 00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:43,290 Yep. 297 00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:46,272 I tried. I'm out. 298 00:13:47,078 --> 00:13:48,520 Just tell them, Georgie. 299 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,093 - Can we please leave it alone? - Tell them. 300 00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:54,300 My mom's decided to replace my dad. 301 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:56,823 That's not what's happening. 302 00:13:56,843 --> 00:13:58,294 Well, that's what it feels like. 303 00:13:58,314 --> 00:14:01,233 She went to dinner with a nice man, that's it. 304 00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:02,790 You and me went to dinner once, too. 305 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,370 Boom, pregnant. 306 00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:07,030 - You're being ridiculous. - It's only been a year. 307 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,778 A year and a half. 308 00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:10,020 Can I say something? 309 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,360 Really? You want to walk into this minefield? 310 00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:18,250 Your mother will never forget or stop loving your father. 311 00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:22,133 And I think it's very brave of her to try and live a full life. 312 00:14:24,837 --> 00:14:26,670 That went better than I thought. 313 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,811 It just hurts. 314 00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:29,950 I get it. 315 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,390 Do you? Your dad's sitting right here. 316 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,840 Well, not for long. Look how much butter's on that potato. 317 00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:39,550 Don't give me more reasons to take you out of the will. 318 00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:41,930 Excuse me. 319 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,850 If Mandy's out of the will, does that mean I get everything? 320 00:14:51,074 --> 00:14:53,040 It's a yes or no question. 321 00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,880 You want to talk about it? 322 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,610 Not really. 323 00:15:07,828 --> 00:15:08,972 Georgie. 324 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,510 What's to talk about? 325 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,500 I'm wrong, I should just move on. 326 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,830 No. I mean, there's no wrong here. 327 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:16,590 You feel what you feel. 328 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,369 But that also means your mom gets to feel what she feels. 329 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,460 I'm telling you right now, I will never call this man "Dad." 330 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,400 Okay, you need to slow down. 331 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,230 I mean it, I ain't walking her down the aisle. 332 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,490 Oh, my God. 333 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,800 Let Sheldon do it. 334 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,150 You're acting crazy, okay? 335 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,580 She just went on a date. 336 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,430 I know my mother. She doesn't date, she commits. 337 00:15:40,826 --> 00:15:43,850 Okay, well, what about this guy? I mean, how do we know if he's ready for that? 338 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:45,355 She's beautiful and she can cook. 339 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,040 He ain't going nowhere. 340 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,350 I mean, what do you even know about this guy? 341 00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,967 Does he even have a job? 342 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:52,170 I don't know. 343 00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:53,390 Kids? 344 00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,190 No idea. 345 00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,210 Well, how long since his wife died? 346 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,220 Okay, okay, I get where you're going. 347 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:00,740 Do you? 348 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,560 Yeah, I need to hire a private detective 349 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,736 and find out everything I can about this creep. 350 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,740 Oh, that's good. 351 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,840 I'm surprised your mom never got you out there. 352 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,270 Oh, she never asked. 353 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,750 Sorry I brought it up. 354 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:22,320 You... you have some crumbs in your mustache. 355 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,720 Oh, dang it. Been thinking of shaving it. 356 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:27,410 Oh, don't. You look like Tom Selleck. 357 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,050 I was thinking about our will. 358 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,396 I have a new plan I'd like to propose. 359 00:16:40,839 --> 00:16:42,380 I'm listening. 360 00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:45,530 We blow it all on ourselves before we die. 361 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,610 And leave nothing for the kids? 362 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,170 Not a penny. 363 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,280 What would we spend it on? 364 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,890 I don't know. 365 00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:58,766 I've always wanted a monster truck. 366 00:16:58,786 --> 00:17:00,490 A monster truck? 367 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,840 It's a regular truck but monstrous. 368 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,840 What about you? What would you like? 369 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,500 One of those cruises that go around the world. 370 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,430 Ah, the monster truck of the sea. 371 00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:14,051 What else? 372 00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:16,633 I'd like to meet the pope. 373 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,170 You can buy that? 374 00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:21,730 It's the Catholic Church. Of course you can buy it. 375 00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:24,750 Your turn. 376 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:29,430 Well, you know, I've always dreamed of winning the Kentucky Derby. 377 00:17:29,518 --> 00:17:30,760 Oh. 378 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,840 Aren't you a little big to be a jockey? 379 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,310 I'm not gonna ride the horse, I'm gonna own it. 380 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,749 All right. 381 00:17:37,769 --> 00:17:39,360 Ooh, if we're going to the Derby, 382 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,281 I'm gonna have to get me one of those big fancy hats. 383 00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:45,090 Oh, get me one, too. I burn easy. 384 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,040 Are we being selfish, not leaving anything for the kids? 385 00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:57,430 Feels good, don't it? 386 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,350 It does. 387 00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:03,520 I'll be right back. 388 00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:04,820 Where are you going? 389 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,110 To tell them they're on their own. 390 00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:09,100 I want to come. 27736

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