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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,177 - [CeeCee crying] - All right, let's go clean you off. 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:06,136 [chuckles] 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,486 Sorry someone's a grouchy mess. 4 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,533 Oh, that's okay, it's like their father's still here. 5 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:14,144 So, how's school? 6 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:16,189 Can we please talk about anything else? 7 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,192 Any boys on the horizon? 8 00:00:20,735 --> 00:00:23,109 Maybe you should ask her. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,241 What's that mean? 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,547 Nothing. 11 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:26,983 Oh, Mom, 12 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,812 you know every time you lie, an angel dies. 13 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,467 - Tell me. - [groans] 14 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,686 My mother is trying to set me up 15 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,819 with a widower from her bowling league. 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,474 Way to bury the lede. 17 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:41,954 I am not doing it. 18 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,087 Why? It'd be so good for you 19 00:00:44,088 --> 00:00:45,653 to get out of the house on a Friday night, 20 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,395 maybe between 6:00 and 10:00. 21 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:48,744 Hmm. 22 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:49,924 It might be fun. 23 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,573 What might be fun? 24 00:00:51,574 --> 00:00:52,616 Connie is trying to set up 25 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,010 your mom with a guy. 26 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,191 GEORGIE: What? 27 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:56,795 Dad just died. 28 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,884 Over a year ago. 29 00:00:58,885 --> 00:01:00,624 Well, it's too soon, she's not ready. 30 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,148 Please don't tell me when I'm ready. 31 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,629 I'm ready for you to be ready. 32 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,067 Can we please talk about anything else? 33 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,719 See, you're making her uncomfortable. 34 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,720 She can say when she's uncomfortable. 35 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:10,771 I'm uncomfortable. 36 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,030 - She deserves to have a life. - Agreed. 37 00:01:14,031 --> 00:01:15,422 GEORGIE: Well, so go have a life. 38 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,728 Read a book, get a cat, 39 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,688 get a monkey, open a petting zoo. 40 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:22,081 Maybe she would like some male companionship. 41 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,072 She's got Jesus, her dance card's full. 42 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,521 ? 43 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:47,977 [coos] 44 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,026 I can't believe you. 45 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:55,201 What? 46 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,638 I'm okay if she dates, 47 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,422 you know, after enough time. 48 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,294 Well, what's enough time? 49 00:02:00,295 --> 00:02:02,773 I think the rule of thumb is half the length of the marriage. 50 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,863 The rule of thumb? 51 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,524 Hey, pick whatever finger you want, it's the rule. 52 00:02:08,431 --> 00:02:11,478 So if you died, I'd have to wait, what, one year? 53 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,003 Oh, way longer. You'll be devastated. 54 00:02:14,004 --> 00:02:16,135 [scoffs] Yeah, like you'd wait that long. 55 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,050 Longer. 56 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,096 You've ruined me for all other women. 57 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,837 [clicks tongue] Oh, shut up. 58 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:23,055 I'm serious. 59 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:25,188 You older gals are great teachers. 60 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,321 Okay, now you really need to shut up. 61 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,460 I just think she deserves to be happy. 62 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:39,855 She's plenty happy. 63 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,035 What's going on? 64 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,379 If Mr. McAllister died, 65 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,684 would you start dating someone? 66 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,513 I don't know, 67 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,689 maybe if he looked like Tom Selleck. 68 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,039 She's got a type. 69 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,259 You think you look like Tom Selleck? 70 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:55,914 We both have a mustache. 71 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:58,178 Fine, my mom can date Tom Selleck. 72 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,444 Like his mother could get Tom Selleck. 73 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,666 - I'm going to Sarah's. - Oh, 74 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:10,798 well, I thought maybe we'd do something together. 75 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,061 Why? 76 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,585 Because I enjoy spending time with you. 77 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:17,022 Why? 78 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,634 It wouldn't kill you to hang out with your mother. 79 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,723 We don't know that. 80 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,899 Never mind. 81 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,597 If you're lonely, why not call Meemaw's guy? 82 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,470 I don't want to call Meemaw's guy. 83 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:33,691 So, what, you're just gonna grow old and die alone? 84 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,825 I'm sure California will send Sheldon back at some point. 85 00:03:36,826 --> 00:03:42,003 I just want you to know that if you do decide to date again, 86 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:44,441 I really am okay with it. 87 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,226 Thank you. 88 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,013 Just to be safe, should we have the talk? 89 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,189 Get out of here. 90 00:03:53,190 --> 00:03:55,102 When a boy and a girl care about each other, 91 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,279 there's a special hug. 92 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,460 Go! 93 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,763 And that boy and girl better be married! 94 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:08,248 I was thinking about us dying. 95 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,553 Oh. 96 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,295 Talk dirty to me, Daddy. 97 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,123 I'm serious. 98 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,995 What if both of us suddenly drop dead? 99 00:04:16,996 --> 00:04:18,605 We made all that money selling the store, 100 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,434 we don't even have a will. 101 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:23,524 [sighs] Probably time to make one. 102 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,395 What are you thinking? 103 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,397 Oh, it's not complicated, 104 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,399 just give it to the kids 50-50. 105 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,532 Oh, come on, be smart. 106 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,577 What? 107 00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:35,970 You think Connor's capable of handling that kind of money? 108 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:39,104 Same kid that bought an antique foghorn? 109 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:43,012 So we give it to Amanda and make her responsible for Connor. 110 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:44,848 So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes 111 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,808 and Connor gets nothing? 112 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,724 Maybe we just revisit this in a year or two. 113 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,379 Yeah, that sounds right. 114 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:55,946 You're gonna hate this, but the most responsible 115 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,166 of all of 'em is Georgie. 116 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,821 You're right, I hate it. 117 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,492 Sorry. 118 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,233 You must be Mary. 119 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,414 You must be Joseph. 120 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,761 All we need's a manger, huh? 121 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,066 [laughs] 122 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,503 Well, there you go. 123 00:05:29,504 --> 00:05:31,286 And your mom said you had no sense of humor. 124 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,941 Oh. 125 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,076 Hello. 126 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,948 Oh, hi. Come on in. 127 00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:42,166 Just brought by some more of CeeCee's old clothes. 128 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:43,647 Oh, thank you. 129 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,038 I know I've said it before... 130 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:47,259 I'm good with babies right now. 131 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,871 Well, I said that, and then I had twins. 132 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,482 Twins. [Gags] 133 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,223 Ooh, nice flowers. 134 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,094 Uh, y-yes. 135 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,879 Um, thank you. 136 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,271 What's the card? 137 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,795 Oh, uh, no, nothing. 138 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,318 Nothing. 139 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,407 Oh, my God, you went on that date. 140 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,288 Do not take the Lord's name in vain. 141 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:09,543 Holy moly, you went on that date. 142 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,328 It was not a date, it was a cup of coffee. 143 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,025 Oh, then he sent you flowers? 144 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:15,287 He's a gentleman. 145 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,464 So, when's the second date? 146 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,291 None of your beeswax. 147 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,816 Come on, I think it's great. I'm happy for you. 148 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,296 You cannot tell Georgie. 149 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,647 I will take it to the grave. 150 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,649 Or the wedding, if things go well. 151 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:30,999 There is no wedding. 152 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:34,568 He is just a nice man who's a... nice man. 153 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:38,267 Hmm. How nice we talking? 154 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,790 Are we done here? 155 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,402 Hey, maybe you'll need those baby clothes. 156 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,405 Okay, we're done. 157 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,670 [laughs] 158 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,589 You've become the $100,000 champion. 159 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:56,919 Congratulations to you. 160 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,896 Wow. 161 00:06:58,897 --> 00:07:00,593 - Let's bring all of our contestants out... - [turns off TV] 162 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,552 That's a big chunk of change, huh? 163 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,902 I would buy a giant Wurlitzer organ 164 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,514 and open my own silent movie theater. 165 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,343 What about you, Georgie? 166 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:12,953 What would you do with that kind of money? 167 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,738 No brainer. 168 00:07:14,739 --> 00:07:16,696 Put half away for CeeCee's college tuition 169 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,699 and the other half in stocks and bonds. 170 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,528 Boring! 171 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,009 Hey. 172 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,576 Hey, where were you? 173 00:07:26,577 --> 00:07:28,403 Dropped some of CeeCee's old clothes off at the church. 174 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,971 - Oh, did you see my mom? - Yep. 175 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,842 - How's she doing? - Good. 176 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,540 Really good. 177 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,932 "Really good"? 178 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:37,239 Well, normal good. Good enough. 179 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,459 What's going on here? 180 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,895 Oh, we were just talking about what a person might do 181 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,854 with a giant windfall of cash. 182 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,901 Oh, three words: Rodeo Drive, baby. 183 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,730 Shut up. 184 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,082 Who you calling? 185 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:56,867 - My mom. - Why? 186 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,260 Just checking in. 187 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,001 I told you she's good. 188 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:01,350 Hey, Missy. 189 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,917 What do you want? 190 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,615 - Is Mom there? - Uh, no. 191 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,182 - Where is she? - Hang on. 192 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,576 Quiet! 193 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,403 Are you having a party? 194 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,614 Just a couple friends. 195 00:08:12,615 --> 00:08:13,666 So where's Mom? 196 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,190 She's on a date. 197 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,453 What? No, she said she wasn't ready. 198 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,237 No, you said she wasn't ready. 199 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,938 I got to go. Something's on fire. 200 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,155 Missy! Missy! 201 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,418 You are not gonna believe this. 202 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,898 My mom's out on a date. 203 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,079 No. 204 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,388 What kind of person takes out a dead man's wife? 205 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,357 You should try being happy for her. 206 00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:43,565 This could be really good. 207 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,176 Oh, really good? 208 00:08:45,177 --> 00:08:46,437 Is this why she was "really good" 209 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,938 when you saw her at the church? 210 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,295 Look, she was adamant about not telling you, 211 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,878 and you know how she gets when she's adamant. 212 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,837 It's scary stuff. 213 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,970 What do we even know about this guy? 214 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,103 Just that he's nice and he sent her flowers. 215 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,404 What, so this ain't even their first date? 216 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,673 Maybe, I, I don't know. 217 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,854 You know, it's really none of my beeswax. 218 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,809 Why do I even bother talking to you? 219 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:09,989 MANDY: I agree. 220 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,515 Oh, hi. 221 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,082 Don't "hi" me. 222 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,256 Excuse me? 223 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,213 I thought we agreed 224 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,264 you weren't ready. 225 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,608 Mandy told you? 226 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,131 No, Missy told me, 227 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,134 but Mandy told me you told her not to tell me. 228 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,310 Get out of my chair. 229 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:37,533 [sighs] Not that it is any of your business, but... 230 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,101 I enjoy spending time with him. 231 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,755 What about Dad? 232 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,844 Your dad would want me to be happy. 233 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,672 Oh, no, he wouldn't. 234 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,891 Georgie, I love you dearly, 235 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,893 but I'm about to lose my temper. 236 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,026 Oh, pretty cranky. You stay out late? 237 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,681 On the count of three. 238 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:56,638 Missy had a party while you were out gallivanting. 239 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,249 I know. 240 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,430 One. 241 00:09:59,431 --> 00:10:00,903 What are you gonna do, spank me? 242 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,123 Two. 243 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,515 I'm a grown man. 244 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,696 Three! 245 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,388 This ain't over! 246 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,829 Just the man I want to see. 247 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,309 Oh, hello. 248 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,353 Question: Is there anything in the Bible 249 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,312 that says how long a wife should wait to move on 250 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,923 after her husband dies? 251 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,534 Oh, my goodness, Georgie, is your health okay? 252 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,624 This ain't about me. 253 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,537 I mean, I am constipated here and there, 254 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,540 but nothing fatal. 255 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,674 Okay, and actually the Bible does speak to this. 256 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,415 Here we go. 257 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:37,593 First Corinthians, uh, 7:39. 258 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:41,553 "A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives." 259 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,338 Love it. 260 00:10:43,339 --> 00:10:44,904 "But if her husband dies, she is free 261 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,342 to be married to whom she wishes." 262 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,561 [imitates buzzer] What else you got? 263 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,694 Well, uh, let's see. 264 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:52,913 Ooh. 265 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,093 Let's try this one. 266 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,743 First Timothy 5:14. 267 00:10:56,873 --> 00:11:00,181 "So I would have younger widows marry, bear children..." 268 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,836 Children? Next. 269 00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:05,968 I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance. 270 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,450 No fooling you. Keep going. 271 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,627 Okay. Well, uh... how's this? 272 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,499 "To the widows and the unmarried, I say 273 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,981 that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do." 274 00:11:17,982 --> 00:11:20,722 - Mm-hmm. - "But if they cannot control themselves", 275 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,855 "they should marry, for it is better to marry 276 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,640 than to burn with passion." 277 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,381 Oh, you're killing me. 278 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,253 What about other religions? 279 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,734 Well, in the Jewish tradition, 280 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:35,259 excessive mourning of a spouse is considered critical of God. 281 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,174 Thanks for nothing. 282 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,959 My door is always open. 283 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,395 Yeah. 284 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,136 It shouldn't be, but it is. 285 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,143 Lord, I don't know what to do. 286 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,232 Maybe it is too soon. 287 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,321 It certainly is for Georgie. 288 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,236 He's real upset, 289 00:11:55,237 --> 00:11:57,585 and I don't want to make things harder for him. 290 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,719 [sighs] 291 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:03,287 But why should I feel guilty for having a little fun? 292 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,029 I can't stay in this house and be sad all the time. 293 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,162 I don't think George would want that. 294 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,471 If you see him up there, 295 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:17,519 please tell him I think about him every day 296 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,347 and I'll miss him forever. 297 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,393 Amen. 298 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:28,008 Oh, um, let him know the Cowboys are looking real good this year. 299 00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:36,929 Here you go, Jorge. Thanks for supporting 300 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,160 the only Latino-owned tire shop in Medford. 301 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,934 Who's McAllister? 302 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,154 Oh, it's pronounced "Mac-ay-eester." 303 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:45,807 Goes back to your ancient Aztecs. 304 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,418 Cool. 305 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,725 - Hey, Missy. - Where's Georgie? 306 00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,552 Out on a tow. Sh-Shouldn't you be in school? 307 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,511 Yep. When's he gonna be back? 308 00:12:53,512 --> 00:12:56,078 I don't know, you want me to give him a message? 309 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,951 Yeah, tell him he needs to stay out of our mom's love life, 310 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,213 and if he's got a problem with that, 311 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,737 then he's got a problem with me. 312 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,739 I would love to tell him that. 313 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,786 [car door closes] 314 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:10,572 How's it going? 315 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,095 Good. Your sister dropped by. 316 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,054 Really? What'd she want? 317 00:13:14,055 --> 00:13:16,229 Your mother's love life is none of your business, 318 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,231 and if you got a problem with that, you got a problem with me! 319 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,322 And to be clear, "me" is Missy. 320 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,584 I got it. 321 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,020 I'm not done. 322 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,718 What kind of son makes his mother feel bad 323 00:13:26,719 --> 00:13:28,545 for trying to find a little happiness in the world? 324 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,070 A bad son, that's what kind. 325 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,858 How's it going at the garage? 326 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,077 Great. 327 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,557 Cool. 328 00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:41,776 You renew the bus contract with the school board? 329 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:42,996 Yep. 330 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,738 I tried. I'm out. 331 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,610 Just tell them, Georgie. 332 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,047 - Can we please leave it alone? - Tell them. 333 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,703 My mom's decided to replace my dad. 334 00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:56,922 That's not what's happening. 335 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,358 Well, that's what it feels like. 336 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,318 She went to dinner with a nice man, that's it. 337 00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:03,015 You and me went to dinner once, too. 338 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,365 Boom, pregnant. 339 00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:06,061 MANDY: You're being ridiculous. 340 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,324 It's only been a year. 341 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,505 A year and a half. 342 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,110 Can I say something? 343 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,590 Really? You want to walk into this minefield? 344 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,029 Your mother will never forget 345 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,640 or stop loving your father. 346 00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:20,249 And I think it's very brave of her 347 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,948 to try and live a full life. 348 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,474 That went better than I thought. 349 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,737 It just hurts. 350 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,043 I get it. 351 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,393 Do you? Your dad's sitting right here. 352 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,224 Well, not for long. Look how much butter's on that potato. 353 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:39,878 Don't give me more reasons to take you out of the will. 354 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,837 Excuse me. 355 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,973 If Mandy's out of the will, 356 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,757 does that mean I get everything? 357 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,848 It's a yes or no question. 358 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,774 You want to talk about it? 359 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,602 Not really. 360 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,038 Georgie. 361 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,605 What's to talk about? 362 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,389 I'm wrong, I should just move on. 363 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,826 No. I mean, there's no wrong here. 364 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,480 You feel what you feel. 365 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,700 But that also means 366 00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,396 your mom gets to feel what she feels. 367 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,529 [groans] 368 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,620 I'm telling you right now, 369 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,380 I will never call this man "Dad." 370 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,494 Okay, you need to slow down. 371 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,452 I mean it, I ain't walking her down the aisle. 372 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,584 Oh, my God. 373 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,890 Let Sheldon do it. 374 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:36,369 You're acting crazy, okay? 375 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,675 She just went on a date. 376 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,722 I know my mother. She doesn't date, she commits. 377 00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:42,201 Okay, well, what about this guy? 378 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,072 I mean, how do we know if he's ready for that? 379 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,378 She's beautiful and she can cook. 380 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,946 He ain't going nowhere. 381 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,469 I mean, what do you even know about this guy? 382 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,862 Does he even have a job? 383 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,168 I don't know. 384 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,387 Kids? 385 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,345 No idea. 386 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,304 Well, how long since his wife died? 387 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,304 Okay, okay, I get where you're going. 388 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,829 Do you? 389 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,786 Yeah, I need to hire a private detective 390 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,399 and find out everything I can about this creep. 391 00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:09,968 JOSEPH [chuckling]: Oh, that's good. 392 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,883 [both laugh] 393 00:16:11,884 --> 00:16:14,059 JOSEPH: I'm surprised your mom never got you out there. 394 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,365 MARY: Oh, she never asked. 395 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,846 [chuckles] Sorry I brought it up. 396 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,282 [Mary laughs] 397 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,416 You... you have some crumbs in your mustache. 398 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,939 JOSEPH: Oh, dang it. Been thinking of shaving it. 399 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:25,984 MARY: Oh, don't. 400 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,245 You look like Tom Selleck. 401 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,952 I was thinking about our will. 402 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,155 I have a new plan I'd like to propose. 403 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,175 I'm listening. 404 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,439 We blow it all on ourselves before we die. 405 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,703 And leave nothing for the kids? 406 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,270 Not a penny. 407 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,273 What would we spend it on? 408 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,796 I don't know. 409 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,713 I've always wanted a monster truck. 410 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,584 A monster truck? 411 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,543 It's a regular truck but monstrous. 412 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,936 What about you? What would you like? 413 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,592 One of those cruises that go around the world. 414 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,334 Ah, the monster truck of the sea. 415 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,207 What else? 416 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,644 I'd like to meet the pope. 417 00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,166 You can buy that? 418 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,907 It's the Catholic Church. 419 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,736 Of course you can buy it. 420 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,657 Your turn. 421 00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:27,784 Well, you know, I've always dreamed 422 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,285 of winning the Kentucky Derby. 423 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,050 Oh. 424 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,835 Aren't you a little big to be a jockey? 425 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,403 I'm not gonna ride the horse, I'm gonna own it. 426 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,795 All right. 427 00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,579 Ooh, if we're going to the Derby, 428 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,626 I'm gonna have to get me one of those big fancy hats. 429 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,281 Oh, get me one, too. I burn easy. 430 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,414 [both laugh] 431 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,722 Are we being selfish, 432 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,942 not leaving anything for the kids? 433 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,337 Feels good, don't it? 434 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,253 It does. 435 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,517 I'll be right back. 436 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,909 Where are you going? 437 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,303 To tell them they're on their own. 438 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,000 I want to come. 439 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,901 Captioning sponsored by CBS, WARNER BROS. TELEVISION. 440 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:21,105 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 441 00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:25,656 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30038

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