All language subtitles for 23 A Face Worse Than Death.eng

Whoa, whoa, Speed
Racer, you had a phone call.

Who is it?

I forgot her name.

It started with a D.

Denise?

Denise?

No.

Daddy, daddy, daddy, oh, Dolly.

There's no such name as Dolly-an.

You're right.

Daddy, daddy, daddy, Dolly.

Doris, that's it, Doris.

The only Doris I know is my mother.

Didn't I just say
that's your mother called?

I don't suppose you
remember what you wanted?

I don't know, something about
coming to New York, using your apartment,

gonna have an operation on
Thursday, something like that.

What are you talking about?

What kind of an operation?

What do you usually get operated on?

Could be spleen, could
be kidneys, must be

series coming all the
way up from Florida

for something like that, don't you think?

Mother, she's ill.

Maybe she's dying.

My God.

Why does Grandma
have to stay in my room?

She's always living
half-suck candies everywhere.

I'm not in hell.

Knock it off, Jeremy.

She's staying here and that's final.

Man, I don't wanna go to Mom's.

When was the last time
you changed these sheets?

I never changed them.

I thought you did.

Would it kill you to take a little
responsibility around here, would it?

Geez, Dad, do some
jumping Jacks or something.

Sorry.

Sorry, what kind of an insane person
leaves a message that she's having

an operation without
telling you what it is?

I mean, what the hell
am I supposed to think?

Can I go to a hotel?

Lordy's sake.

Hello, darling.

Mom, are you okay?

What's going on?

That's somehow old.

I get a warmer greeting at the post office.

Jeremy, look at that delicious face.

What's all this about an operation?

Not now.

Here comes the kissing machine.

Mom.

Hey, Graham, how's the flight?

What a schlep.

Mom.

They serve some meat.

Mom.

I swear I spit the
whole thing right out.

Here, sweetheart.

I bought a present for you from the plane.

Pillow.

Mom, I'm going nuts over here.

Now, what the hell's going on?

Not in front of the BOY.

There's not much time before you, DIE.

That's okay, I have to G-O-N-O-W.

Goodbye, Jeremy.

See you later, Grandma.

Hope it goes okay.

Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.

Mom, I wanna know
exactly what's going on.

Now, I'm a big boy, okay?

So whatever it is, I can handle it.

I'm gonna have my face then.

Uh-oh.

What?

They just pluck the fat
out of here, pull you up like this.

The facelift?

And then you and I will
look like brother and sister.

I don't believe you, and I
can't believe you're doing this.

I mean, when Aunt Lily got one,
you said she looked like a football.

That was before the swelling went down.

Now you can't even recognize her.

She looks like a gaboor.

Absolutely marvelous.

Mom, you're crazy.

You look just good.

Thank you.

But good is not good enough.

You should see all the girls
at the club looking at Harry.

He's quite a catch, you know.

Sexy, handsome, not hooked up to a machine.

Mom, come on, a facelift?

What?

You think I like having my
face carved up like a brisket?

If that's what it's gonna take for me
to hold on to my Harry, that's what I

'm gonna do.

Oh, so this is all Harry's idea, huh?

No, he doesn't know anything
about it, and he's not gonna find out.

What?

I told him that you're having
some emotional problems, and

that's why I came up
here to take care of you.

Oh, I see.

That's very colorful.

And how are you
gonna explain the scars,

huh, that I had an
anxiety attack and

tried to rip your face off?

You think I'm stupid?

I've got to count to 1,000
before I answer that one.

After the surgery, you'll call Harry.

You'll tell him I was in a cab, and
this nun ran into the traffic because

she wasn't looking.

And the guy tried to put on his brakes,
and my head went right through the

bulletproof partition.

Forget it.

I am not gonna have any part of this.

Fine.

Then Harry will leave me for Sylvia
Kaufman, and there will be no one in my

life but you.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm
glad you had your accident.

So this nun runs into the street.

Thank you.

My God, this must be a mistake.

I'm supposed to have a semi.

This is a semi.

This is a dressing room at Lomans.

There are bodies everywhere.

Call Dr. Zutikoff.

I am not staying here.

It's just for one night,
Mom, for God's sake.

Oh, really?

Would you sleep with sick women?

Happens all the time.

You're lucky to have this.

People wait weeks for a
room, and they are sick.

Oh, well, then you
should give it to them.

This is totally unacceptable.

All right, Mom, let's go.

Come on. What are you talking about?

We're not going anywhere.

Do me a favor.

Ask the woman by the
window to switch beds with me.

What?

No.

She's hardly conscious.

What the hell does she need a view for?

I will not ask a sick
woman to switch beds with you.

Fine.

Make your mother do everything.

Excuse me.

Eleanor.

Eleanor, we're gonna
take a little ride now.

Mom.

Give me your hand.

Put it back.

Get this, will you?

Put it back.

Put it back.

Put it back.

Put it back.

Put it back.

Are you insane?

Listen how a son talks to a
mother about to go under the knife.

Why do you have to turn
everything into a nightmare?

You know, I used
to think your father

was the most selfish
man in the world.

But now you've got the heavyweight title.

All right.

All right, that's it.

I don't need this shit.

I'm out of here.

Fine.

Leave your mother alone in a hospital room.

That's just like you.

Yes, yes, that is just
like me, the lousy son.

And here I go.

Just make sure you call Harry.

If Harry does leave you, it
won't be because of your face.

Nice way to talk to your mother.

Go have children.

You know, if I
were gonna have plastic

surgery, I'd probably
have my pink ies done.

They're shorter than the
rest of my fingers, you know?

Makes me feel very self-conscious.

I feel like people are staring at them.

Like you're doing right now.

Why are you staring at my pinkies?

You know, I'm sensitive about them.

Please, please, no!

I'll try to be more
careful in the future.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to make an important phone call.

I do not want any interruptions.

It's just that ever since I was a
kid, I just- Thank you, goodbye.

Boy, try sharing with you.

Hello?

Hi.

Harry, it's Martin.

Martin, oh, your voice
is like music to my ears.

Thank God you're speaking again.

What?

It's all right, Martin.

Your mother told me all about the
depression and how it rendered you mute.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm a regular little chatterbox now.

And the impotence?

It's just about gone.

Look, Harry, it's about Mom.

She, she had a little accident.

My Doris, what are you talking about?

Martin, phone call.

Calm down, Harry.

She's fine, you know, she's fine.

She's just, she's got a little banged up.

Oh my God, my
beautiful girl, what happened?

Well, it's just, she was in a cab
and apparently there was this nun.

Martin, Martin, Martin.

Please let me talk to her.

Talk to her.

Actually, Harry, she's in the bathroom.

I'll hold at the hospital.

What?

But not to worry.

I'm on the next plane.

A mother without realizing it,
you've caused a great deal of trouble.

Great.

What?

May I talk now?

What, what, what, just what?

The hospital is on two.

Hello.

Yes, yes, this is he.

I'll be right there.

What's the matter,
they pull her to a tight?

She was on the table
and she had a heart attack.

Martin, sit down.

Come on.

Richard designed these chairs,
they're supposed to relieve stress.

Thank you, I'll stand.

I should have just moved the bed.

You know, what would it have hurt?

I mean, so she wanted a view.

Don't do this to yourself.

And I never said good luck or goodbye.

You know, I just, I just yelled at her.

Yeah, she could be difficult.

You know that.

What do you mean, could?

You said good like past tense.

She could be difficult.

No, no, no, he meant, he meant can.

Right, did I say could?

She can be difficult.

Yeah, that's right.

I mean, I'm sure
that she'll continue

to be strong and
well and difficult for

many years to come.

Nurse Kellerman.

Yes?

Ah, Irving Zooteckos.

Thank God, thank God, Dr. Zooteckos.

How was she?

Well, I wish I had better news.

But the woman suffered
a serious heart attack.

That's a Krasnik, isn't it?

I beg your pardon?

The nose, Dr. Krasnik, am I right?

No.

Well, whoever did it, damn fine job.

No one did my nose.

Excuse me, Dr. Zooteckos, my mother.

You know heart attack,
malpractice suit, huh?

Yeah, well, she's in good hands.

She's got this cardio guy.

Kieran and Kinnaman,
something, I did his neck.

Is that a very expensive procedure?

No, no, call me Monday, we'll talk.

My mother, doctor, my mother.

Right, right, right.

Well, obviously the
next 12 hours will be

crucial, but I can
promise you one thing.

If she does survive,
she's gonna look fabulous.

Thanks, my mother, I'll kill you.

You!

Watch it, watch it, watch it.

There's no doubt in my mind
that it's a neoplastic situation.

Greetings on the spinal
manometer, clinch it for me.

A location of lesions
should cause anesthesia.

Intercranial pressure
will undoubtedly get worse.

There were spasms of
acute pain that increased steadily.

Surgery is absolutely useless.

Death is indicated at any time.

You know, I always thought
dad would be the first one to go.

How come?

Well, you know, 40 years in
the garment business, all that bacon.

Of course, having her as his wife.

Stop it, she's not that bad.

Yeah, but she's not your mother.

You don't have to deal with the
phone calls three times a week.

What are you doing?

That's what you're doing?

Who you seeing?

That's who you seeing?

You know, no
matter what I say, you

know, I was, it's
never the right answer .

Sure, okay, she, she can drive
you crazy, but, but she means well and

she's got a good heart.

Sorry.

Yeah, I guess, I guess.

God, you remember the
first time I brought you home?

Yeah.

That whole thing
about you being too tall.

No, no, no, I don't remember that.

What, you mean like too tall for you?

Well, you know, I
mean, too tall for your weight.

You mean skinny.

She said I was skinny.

Well, she never said skinny.

Maybe she said bony,
but that was probably

just a reaction to
the whole wasp thing.

The whole bony, cold wasp thing.

So she thought I
was cold, bony and cold.

Come on, come on, that
was before she got to know you.

What was it now, I'm fat and warm?

There's just no pleasing
this woman, isn't it?

Hey, hey, I really
don't think that's fair.

I can't believe you're defending her.

And you hated it when she
came up to stay with you.

You couldn't wait until she left.

All right, all right, fine.

Maybe I did want her in Florida.

That doesn't mean I wanted her dead.

Game on.

I don't know what's in slate,
and I don't know what to do.

You're doing fine, son.

I'm so proud of you.

Just keep on being nice.

And act as though
nothing had ever happened.

You understand, don't you?

Mm-hm.

You're such a little man.

Martin?

No.

I didn't want to wake you.

You were sleeping so
peaceful, like a little angel.

It's okay.

How is she?

Sit down, Harry.

I've got some bad news.

Mom's had a heart attack.

My God.

My God.

Was it because of the accident?

A varicator, one who
lies, who does not tell a truth.

There was no accident, Harry.

What about the nun?

Forget the nun.

Forget the nun, Harry.

Mom was in the hospital for a facelift.

You just said it was a heart attack.

Listen, Martin, I understand you're
going through some emotional problems.

No, no, I am not having
emotional problems, Harry.

Okay, I lied about the car accident.

Sounds like emotional problems to me.

Look, Harry, Mom
had a heart attack

while she was having
the plastic surgery.

Because of the accident?

Not because of the accident.

Harry, Harry, there
was no accident, okay?

Mom was having the plastic surgery
so she could look younger for you.

Why?

To me, she's the most
beautiful thing in the world.

That's crazy.

No, no, Harry, Mom's crazy, you know.

I can't believe this.

Dr. E, if I lose her, I
don't know what I'll do.

Me, too.

Hey, you got a quarter I can borrow?

Dr. Zodikoff.

Oh, Mr. Tupper, I'm sorry.

I didn't know it was you.

No, no, no, no,
no, wait, doctor, please.

Please, I'm sorry about
last night, you know.

I just -- I just
was a little stressed.

Yeah, well, that's understandable.

How's your mother doing?

How's my mother doing?

How the hell should I know?

You're the doctor, I'm just
the guy in the waiting room.

You know, if you spent a lot of time
in your backhand, you wouldn't have to

ask me questions like that.

Hey, take it easy.

I just figured that since they took
her out of intensive care three hours

ago, you might know.

What?

Yeah, she's in her room.

I'm surprised you have
not been up there to see her.

Oh, my God.

Mama.

Hey, when you're ready to get
those jowls done, you know who to call.

Coffee.

It's from the machine, I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah, don't be silly.

Smells so rich, I feel like I'm in Brazil.

Mom?

Mom, it's me.

It's more -- it's okay, you
know, you're going to be okay.

How do I look?

You look like --
Damages with ice.

Like you could be my sister.

Really?

You look amazing.

Like Veronica Lake.

That wasn't funny.

Harry?

Harry's here, Mom, Harry.

Ah.

Darius, my darling.

I should never have
gotten into that cab.

It's okay, Mom.

Harry knows, you know, I told him.

One lousy favor.

That's all I asked for.

She's back.

Darius, you didn't have to do this.

Don't you know, to me, you're
the Venus de Milo with arms.

Tell that to Sylvia Kaufman.

I've seen the way she looks at you.

It's not like we're married or anything.

Married?

You want to get married?

I'm not going to push.

But you never said.

Well, you never asked.

Married?

Oh, doesn't this look delicious?

Ellen, here.

How about some wedding jello?

It's cool and refreshing.

Well, it's here if you change your mind.

Thank you.

I think the swelling's
going down a bit, don't you?

Must you always be so brutally honest?

What swelling?

Can barely see it.

Can't even tell.

I'd like to propose a
toast to Mom and Harry.

Many, many, many more
years of happiness and health.

What a speech.

So succinct.

So, Doris, how do you feel?

Like a human quilt.

How do you think I feel?

Well, actually, I'm
in about being married.

Well, it's not like I
haven't been married before.

Although, not to a prize like this.

All right, all right, honeymoon over.

Bride needs a wrist.

Doris, why don't you
take the jello home with you?

I'll only throw it out.

Thanks.

She's still trying to fatten me up.

Farewell, my beautiful Princess.

I shall count the hours until we
are reunited in the garden of our life.

Out!

Once again to fly away.

You too, Mr. Topper.

Can I just have a minute?

One minute.

I've got to watch.

And God bless my mom.

What the hell are you staring at?

Nothing.

Nothing, Mom.

I'm just glad to see you.

You know, I mean, you really
put a scare into us back there.

Well, it was no picnic for me either.

I know.

I know.

Just, you know, we really
thought we were going to lose you.

Sweetheart, don't you know that
you never have to worry about that?

If I have done my job
right, and I think I have,

I will always be with
you, even after I'm gone.

You will always hear my voice in your head.

Wherever you go, whatever you do.

Yes!

Yes!