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And that reminds
me of a story that's so
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dirty, I'm ashamed
to think about myself.
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That's not Martin Tupper, is it?
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Still a connoisseur of the arts, I see.
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Oh, geez, what a surprise.
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Lauren Phipps.
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Phipps Tuberfarb and I finally got married.
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He's German.
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Hello.
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Lucky you.
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Oh, Martin, look at you.
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What a change from high school.
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You finally grew into your nose.
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That thing between your
eyes, just above your mouth.
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Anyway, I got to grab that copy of
Kickbox or two over there before somebody
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else does.
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It's nice seeing you.
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God, everyone's changed so much.
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Do you remember Cindy
Dubrov and Michael Zipperstein?
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I want to dance.
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Ooh, ow!
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Dead.
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Fell out of an airplane.
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Okay, well, it's nice seeing you.
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Oh, you're never going
to guess who I ran into.
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Cheryl Castorini.
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She's ready now.
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You're kidding.
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How's she doing? Is she married?
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Oh, no.
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A woman with an
illegitimate daughter,
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it's practically
impossible to find a man.
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I didn't know Cheryl had a daughter.
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Oh, sure. She's only had one for 20 years.
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What are you talking about?
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That would mean she
had a baby in high school.
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Yes, yes, it would, wouldn't it?
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And I wonder who could
have gotten her pregnant.
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Let's see.
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I seem to remember
you two spending
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all of senior year
joined at the tonsils .
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The evidence leads to only one conclusion.
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But she wasn't pregnant. I mean, I...
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I know what a pregnant person
looks like, and she wasn't one.
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Oh, really? Then why did she
disappear for four months, hmm?
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Oh, don't tell me
you bought that story
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about a sudden family
vacation to France.
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Yes, I did. I did buy it.
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And a sap.
A sentimental, stupid, gullible sap.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, surprise.
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Oh, and a belated congratulations.
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We thought you were dead, Papa.
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We had lost all hope.
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I have huge news, huge, life-changing news.
You know, it's the hugest.
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I'm ready.
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I have a kid.
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Jeremy.
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No, no, no, not that kid.
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Another kid. I have a 20-year-old daughter.
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Since when?
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Since 20 years ago.
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Do you remember when
Cheryl Castorini went to France?
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Yeah.
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Well, she didn't go to France.
She was having a baby. My baby.
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Are you shitting me?
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No, I am not shitting you.
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Lauren Tubelfarben told me.
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Tubelfarben. Vips.
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Vips. Vips. Vips. Lauren Vips.
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I ran into her last
night, and she told me
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that Cheryl's kid was...
What was my kid?
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Oh, my God.
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Who would marry Lauren Vips?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is huge.
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Huge. Yes, yes, yes, it is huge.
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What am I gonna do?
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Eddie.
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What would you do?
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I don't know.
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No, um... I would want to meet her.
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You know, get to know her.
Definitely get to know her.
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I mean, she's your daughter.
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I'm awful crazy about you too, Daddy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. I get you right.
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And besides, you wouldn't want to
accidentally pick her up in a bar or
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something, you know?
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Tell me what's your way,
kid, and I'll buy you a doll.
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Cheryl.
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You're early.
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Well, I couldn't wait to see you.
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It's easier. You look terrific.
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Oh, thanks. You know, you
didn't have to come all the way up.
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I wouldn't mention the lobby.
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Oh, no, no. Happy to do it. You know me.
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You voted most likely to climb stairs.
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This is for you.
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Oh, thanks.
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Well, let's go.
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Have a hunch on this one.
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They don't pay off on hunches, kid.
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There's a little thing you
need called evidence.
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Uh...
aren't you gonna take that to the kitchen?
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Why?
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Well, because I was hoping maybe
you'd bring me back a glass of water.
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I'm kind of parched, you know?
All those stairs.
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Oh, okay. Back in a minute.
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You know, I'm not 18 anymore, you know?
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No!
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Can't climb the way I used to.
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Used to take them two or three at a time.
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This is a certain resemblance
to me, don't you think?
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Or do I chatter myself?
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She's cute, isn't she?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, she looks just like you.
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Who is she?
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Oh, it's my cousin.
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This place, if you're
even like a minute
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late, they like to
give away your table.
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It's sort of their gimmick,
so we should get going.
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Oh. I ain't going no place till I
finish what I came here to do.
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Okay.
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Linda! We have neighbors, you know!
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Eureka!
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Linda?
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Who's Linda?
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Oh. Um... Uh, my daughter.
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My flesh and blood, my heart, my brains.
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Oh. Right.
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Right. Lauren Phipps Tubelfarben
said you had a daughter.
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I'd love to meet her.
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Yeah.
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Martin, there's something
I have to talk to you about.
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You remember senior year
when I went away to France?
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Keep calm, everybody. There's
nothing to be afraid of. I'll handle it.
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You are having my baby! I knew it!
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I knew it! How could you let this go
on for 20 years without telling me, Don
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't you think I have her right?
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Mom! Are you reading my
Hubert Selby book in the tub again?
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Hi.
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I'll leave you two alone.
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I am standing around with egg on my face.
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She's black. I know.
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And that would make me an idiot.
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Right.
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Who's her father?
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Eddie Charles.
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See that again? Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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You said Eddie.
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What's that?
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Eddie.
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See that again? Oh my God. Yeah.
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You slept with Eddie? How could you?
I gave you my ID bracelet.
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I know. I'm sorry. It was a mistake.
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A mistake? A mistake? Putting your
shirt on backwards. That's a mistake.
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Salt in your cereal. That is a mistake.
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Hey, Martin. It was
20 years ago, all
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right? I said I'm sorry.
Can we let it drop?
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Okay.
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Okay, okay. You're right.
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All right.
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It was after the bonfire, wasn't it?
Flat tire my ass.
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Martin.
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All right.
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All right.
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I'm sorry. It was just a lot to deal with.
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I can't believe that he has a daughter.
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Look, he's gonna freak.
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What do you mean he's gonna freak?
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You're not so friends with him, are you?
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You'll bet me money, real
money, that I can't tell the truth.
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Are you kidding?
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I can't remember the last time I saw him.
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I mean, I've seen his show, but I
haven't, you know, like seen him.
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Oh, seen him. Good.
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Because Eddie doesn't need to know.
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Linda and I have been doing
just fine on our own, so...
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So if you happen to bump into
him or something like that, just...
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Don't say anything, all right?
Not a problem.
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Bump into him?
What would I bump into him? Good.
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So, man, what do you want to watch?
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Uh, I don't care. You know, you pick.
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I was thinking something
topical, like bringing up baby.
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Knock it off, Eddie.
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I'm sorry. Sorry. Cheap shot.
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Yeah, why don't we get you
out of the comedy section, huh?
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Oh, this is supposed to be good.
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Not without my daughter, Eddie.
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Hey, hey, it's Sally Fields.
You love Sally Fields.
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Eddie, I talked to Cheryl yesterday.
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Oh, yeah? What did she say?
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Where's Papa?
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Keep trying it. Okay, Eddie.
You want to know the truth?
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Huh? I'll tell you the truth.
She's not my daughter, okay?
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She's... She's... Shh!
She's Skipper Bensley's.
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Who, me?
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Skipper Bensley's? You're kidding.
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Hey, no one was more surprised
than me, because he knew.
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He knew I was going out with her.
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Dog by a guy on the math team.
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You must behave shit.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm
about this close to
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beating the shit out
of Skipper Bens ley.
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Well, at least she's not yours.
That must be some kind of relief.
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You must feel very proud of yourself.
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Yeah, yeah. It really is.
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Hi.
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Oh, Cheryl.
Would that I could be your comb?
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Oh, no. No, no.
I can't believe you saved that.
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You know, I just... To run my
plastic teeth through your silken hair.
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To slide down aldrin slopes like
a skier on a mountain of desire.
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Yeah, well, you can stop any time.
Thank you.
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You have me in your back pocket.
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Flexible. Unbreakable.
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Let me remove every snarl and every tangle.
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Hey, to our grandpa, it's wonderful.
I'm all a florter.
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I think you were stoned.
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No, no. I'm afraid
not. But it seemed like
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such a neat metaphor
at the time, you know.
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But now that I've aged
incredibly, it seems...
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Hey, bud. You want
to shoot some hoops?
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Eddie?
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Cheryl Castorini? Look at you.
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That does make the gravy thick.
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Oh, my God. Is that Eddie Charles?
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You haven't changed a bit.
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What? This is like old home week.
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You know, first Lauren Fitzdougal
Farben, and then Cheryl, and now you.
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I love your show.
What are you talking about?
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How long has it been, Eddie?
What, about 20 years?
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Maybe I should come back.
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Okay. Okay. Well, now that you know
where I am, don't wait another 20 years.
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Oh, cut the crap. You told him, didn't you?
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No. No, I didn't tell him.
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What, about the kid?
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You son of a bitch. You promised me.
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And I didn't tell
him. I told him she
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was, you know, a
Skipper Bensley's kid .
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Skipper Bensley?
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Who, me?
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
So she's not Skipper Bensley's kid?
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Then she is yours.
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No, no, Eddie. She's not mine.
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Well, then who's is she?
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Wait. Me?
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Oh, no way. That's impossible.
Oh, really? Oh, really? After the bonfire,
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flat tire. Does that ring a bell? Huh?
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Yeah. But we only did it once.
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And as they taught us in
health class, that's all it takes.
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You're telling me. Why didn't you tell me?
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Oh, please, Eddie.
Let's face it. You weren't
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the most responsible
person back then.
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Or the most loyal.
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Shut up. This is bullshit. I mean, you
could at least give me a chance. Does
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she even know who I am?
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No. No, she doesn't.
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Well, it's about time she does.
I mean, she's my daughter, too.
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Okay. Fine. When do you want to meet her?
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Let me get back to you on that.
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Same old Eddie.
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It's been great running into you, too.
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Eddie. Eddie.
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Cheryl.
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I've mercy on the poor
and ignorant bastard.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Let's go shoot some ooze.
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What?
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Eddie. Eddie, wait a second.
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You know, I can't believe you.
Last week you said if she was yours, you'd
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like to meet her
and get to know her
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and, you know, take
some responsibility .
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Well, that's when she was your daughter.
Now she's my daughter. I totally
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disagree with myself.
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Now, come on. Loser buys a beer.
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Eddie, aren't you even
in the least bit curious?
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No. And what am I supposed to do anyway?
Walk in off the street and say, "Hi
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, I'm your father."
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She would think I was a total asshole.
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Yeah, yeah, but you're not just
any asshole. You know, you're...
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The biggest whopper of the year.
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You're Eddie Charles.
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You know you're right.
I am Eddie Charles. I forgot.
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Can you imagine finding out after all
these years that your father was me?
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He had two feet hold.
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It's like winning the lottery. Yeah.
Come on. She's got to see me. I mean, I
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'm her father.
Her daddy, her own flesh and blood.
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What was her name again?
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Linda. Hi, I'm Eddie Charles.
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Hi.
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Oh, I'm coming in.
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So, will your mother be joining us?
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Nope. No help there.
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Oh, can I get you something to drink?
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No, I just drank.
Yeah, outside, some water.
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So... So... So
when's your birthday?
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January 29th.
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What a coincidence. Mine's June 8th.
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Um, how is that a coincidence?
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Well, they're both
months that begin with J.
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Well, I guess coincidence
wasn't the right word.
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Um, uh... So, you have a TV show, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, that's pretty terrific.
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Yes, yes. Have you seen it?
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No.
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Sorry. I really don't get to watch much TV.
I mean, with school and all.
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Oh, right. School.
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So, what are you studying?
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Communications.
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Um, I'll probably go into PR.
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Done.
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Excuse me?
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I'll set it up with my
guy. I mean, he's
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with one of the biggest
agencies in New York.
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You know, by Monday, you'll have
a big office overlooking the park.
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Um, I'm just a sophomore.
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Oh, right. Right, right, right, right.
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Um... You want a car?
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What?
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I can buy you a car.
What kind would you like?
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No. Thank you.
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No, no. I-I mean a real car.
You know, with doors and windows, you know,
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when you can drive around in.
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Yeah, you know, I'm completely familiar
with the concept, but I really don't
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want a car.
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Oh, come on. I'm your dad.
Let-let me buy you a car.
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I don't want a fucking car!
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I-I'm sorry.
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No, no, that's okay. I,
um... Maybe I should go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Um, it was nice to meet you.
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You too. Uh... So... Okay.
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I'm sorry!
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Al, this is Christ. Would you please?
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I'm sorry. It's just... Yes.
I seen the puck. Good call.
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Since when do you watch hockey?
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Well, it's the Stanley Cup
playoffs, and Richard's officiating.
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Daddy! You're a stater!
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Gretzky, could you skate over
and get the door for me, please?
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She doesn't watch my show.
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What kind of person doesn't
watch her own father's show?
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What happened? You know, I don't
know what more I could have done.
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I offered her a job. I offered her a car.
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She doesn't want to have
anything to do with me.
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Eddie, maybe it came on a little
too strong. You know what I mean?
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You can be that way.
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Oh, what? Like, uh, like it's my fault?
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What do you know anyway?
You weren't even there!
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Anybody want a beer?
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00:19:57,005 --> 00:20:00,000
Well, I'm gonna have one.
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Eddie, look, maybe she wants
a little more than a... A car.
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00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,000
Oh, what? Like a condo? I just met her.
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00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,000
What kind of suggestion is that? A condo!
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00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,393
Actually, I was
thinking of something
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a little more personal.
You know, like ...
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Well, I don't know.
Maybe it is... A hug. A hug.
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Jeremy, if you had
a choice between a
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car and a hug, which
one would you take?
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Hmm, I don't know. Maybe the car?
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In fact, if I could have the car and
the hug, I'd still just want the car.
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See? Any more bright ideas, Mr. Smart Guy?
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00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:43,000
Jude, could you... It was a
rather simplistic suggestion.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
Maybe she didn't want a hug.
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You don't mind helping, you
can figure it out for yourself.
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I'll be sewing.
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All right, look, maybe
I'm just a little scared here.
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Yeah, I mean, what if she doesn't like me?
What if she never likes me?
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I don't know if I could deal with that.
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Well, don't look at me. I'm too simplistic.
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Jude, why don't you end?
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00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:07,000
Well, Eddie, what you're
experiencing is perfectly valid.
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It is?
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Yes. These feelings could stem
from an innate lack of self-worth,
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or from difficulties with your own parents,
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which could result in your
harboring a wounded inner child.
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Martin, man, you've got to help me out.
I'm just not ready for this, man.
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I mean, there's really enough hours
in the day to think about myself, much
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less a daughter.
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Eddie.
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Of course it's scary.
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I mean, usually when
a woman thinks you're
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a diggy, you just
break up with her, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, do something
different for once in your life.
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Go back there and try to work it out.
Otherwise, you're going to miss out on
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something that's really
just... You know, really terrific.
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Dad, you fucked up my favorite shirt.
Nice going.
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Just be thankful you
missed your teen years.
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Hi. Again?
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00:22:10,005 --> 00:22:12,000
Hi.
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I brought you some tapes of my show.
I thought we could watch them together.
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Or not. Up to you.
I could just leave...
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Why don't I just go
ahead and leave ?
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That's good. Thanks.
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You have a VCR? I'd be happy to
buy you one if you didn't have one.
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Or not. Again, entirely up to you.
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