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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,670 Got another one coming down, Mike. 2 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,010 Hang on a sec. 3 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:22,580 Hey! Argh! 4 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:57,150 I got those concert tickets 5 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:57,150 you wanted. 6 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,700 Oh, you're kidding. 7 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:03,450 For Friday night? Stanley, this is great. 8 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,160 So, what time should I pick you up? 9 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,290 Well, see, here's the thing. 10 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,960 My very best girlfriend just came into town, 11 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,960 and I know she would die to go to this. 12 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,260 So, could we maybe get an extra ticket for her? 13 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:16,340 Ooh... 14 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:20,180 They're out. They're sold out. That means there's no more. 15 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:24,470 Oh... Well, I just can't let her 16 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:24,470 sit home all alone. 17 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:30,020 Look, I'll tell you what. 18 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:30,020 Why don't you just go with your friend? 19 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:33,610 Stanley, I couldn't do that. 20 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:35,070 No, come on. 21 00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:38,700 Stanley, you are the nicest guy. 22 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,450 - Ahh... - Really, you are. 23 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:43,660 - Yeah? - Charlie, isn't Stanley the nicest guy? 24 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,950 The best. 25 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:53,670 That was the most sickening display 26 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:53,670 I've ever seen. 27 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:56,800 I disagree. 28 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:56,800 I think I'm wearing her down. 29 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,260 Buddy, you know what you need? 30 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,260 You need a little change of pace. 31 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,180 Tonight, I'm gonna take you 32 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,180 on a love safari, 33 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,770 deep into the darkest heart 34 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,770 of the urban jungle. 35 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:08,810 Tell me more, bwana. 36 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:12,730 The Coco Bongo Club. 37 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:12,730 Hottest new joint in town. 38 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,730 Only the crème de la crème 39 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,730 need apply. 40 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:18,690 - So, how do we get in? 41 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:18,690 - Are you kidding? 42 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,110 - Leave it to me. Trust me, buddy. 43 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,110 - Yeah. 44 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:25,740 This is going to be 45 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:25,740 the perfect night on the town. 46 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,250 I don't have my umbrella. 47 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,250 Hurry. 48 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:43,590 Hold the phone. Killer at 3 o'clock. 49 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,710 Stand back and observe. 50 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:20,420 Excuse me, where can I open a new account? 51 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:22,220 New accounts, right here. 52 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,800 You know, you're lucky you caught me, 53 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:24,800 I was on my way out to... 54 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,350 Could you hold this for me, please? 55 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:28,640 I will hold anything you want. 56 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,390 Thank you. 57 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:33,520 Can you help me? 58 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,920 So... 59 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,170 What kind of account do you have in mind? 60 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:04,550 I'm not sure exactly. 61 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,510 You see, I'm just terrible with things like that. 62 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,930 That's an interesting tie, Mr...? 63 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,390 Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss. 64 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:17,480 - Tina Carlyle. Pleased to meet you. 65 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:17,480 - The pleasure's all mine. 66 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,860 May I? 67 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:22,190 - May you what? - I'm such a mess. 68 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:26,320 - Oh, of course. 69 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:26,320 - Thanks. 70 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,660 - That's what they're there for. 71 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:35,000 As I was saying about that tie, it kind of reminds me of one of those... 72 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,620 What do you call it? Um, inkblot tests. 73 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,590 - A Rorschach test. - Right. 74 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:43,050 You know, it sort of looks like, um... 75 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:45,800 ...a young woman riding bareback. 76 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,430 Sort of a Lady Godiva or something. 77 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:52,470 Of course. 78 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,890 What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss? 79 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,060 Um... 80 00:05:58,190 --> 00:06:00,110 I... I don't know. 81 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,780 Oh, oh. 82 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,990 Uh... It... Bright colors. 83 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:18,580 It's... It's a power tie. It's supposed to make you feel powerful. 84 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:21,040 Does it work? 85 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,430 Now, how about that account, huh? 86 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:32,550 Uh, we have several different plans. 87 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,140 Savings. 88 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:41,440 Checking. Savings and checking. 89 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,230 CDs, savings and CDs, checking and CDs, 90 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,150 savings, checking and CDs, T-bills. 91 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,030 Or we could just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there. 92 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:59,210 Now, I have some forms you'll have to fill out. 93 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,880 That's it, sweetheart. 94 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:11,050 Now, just a little bit to the right. Beautiful. 95 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,140 Hey, will you guys keep it down back there? 96 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,810 No problem. 97 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:18,520 - So, what do you think? - Layout's not bad. 98 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,980 But them motion detectors are a pain in the ass. 99 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:27,360 - But you can pull this off, right? - Hey, you talking to the doctor. 100 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,360 I do have one question. 101 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,320 Which is? 102 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,820 What does Niko have to say about all this? 103 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,290 Nothing. 104 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:37,870 This ain't his grift, man. 105 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,370 Get real, man. Everything is his grift. 106 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:45,630 He owns you, he owns this club, he owns this whole stinking town. 107 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,550 Things change. 108 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,840 You mess with Niko, you end up taking a dirt nap. 109 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,140 He's the only one who's napping. 110 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,600 And I'm about to give him a serious wake-up call. 111 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,900 But we need some cash. 112 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,730 So, first we take the bank, then we take Niko, 113 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:11,280 and then, my friend, school is out. 114 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,820 And this whole city is our playground. 115 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:22,250 Hey, bub, watch where you're going. 116 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,680 Hello? 117 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,970 - Hello? - Hang on, hang on. 118 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,350 Don't get your panties in a twist, would you? 119 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,600 Hey, Burt, what the hell is this? 120 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:47,810 Oh, I don't know. Uh... 121 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,480 About 700 bucks, Irv. 122 00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:53,950 Now, what can I do for you, bub? 123 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:55,990 I'm here for the Civic. 124 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:59,870 The brake drums are shot, and you need a new transmission. 125 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,660 What? 126 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,750 All I wanted was an oil change. 127 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:08,000 You're lucky you caught these problems now before they cause you some serious trouble. 128 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,800 Sign right here and press down hard. 129 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,680 - There's no price. - There will be. 130 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,180 I don't have a car. I have to have a car tonight. 131 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:21,520 - Ey! - Yo? 132 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,730 Bring around the loaner. 133 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,640 The loaner? 134 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,690 The loaner? 135 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,430 Eugh! 136 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,760 It's a classic. 137 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,690 Hi. Charlie... 138 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,150 Stanley. 139 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:12,900 Gals, I want you to meet my buddy Stanley Ipkiss. 140 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:17,200 - Humongo in the banking business. - Not really. 141 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,910 Hey, what do you say we get in this joint, huh? 142 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:25,500 Yo, Bobby. How you doing, buddy? It's Charlie. 143 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,540 - Charlie, how you doing? - How are you? 144 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,420 - How you doing, my friend? - Long time no see. Come on in. 145 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,750 Hey, good to see you. OK, then. 146 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,670 Come on, gals, let's get going. 147 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,760 See you on the inside. Oh! 148 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,340 Bobby? Charlie. Charlie! 149 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,600 Charlie! 150 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:47,770 - It's a mistake. - You can't do that. 151 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,850 - Hey, hey. - Whoa! 152 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,900 You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope. 153 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,610 No, but my friends are on the inside... 154 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,280 - Lose him. - Come on now, guys. 155 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,400 Now, this isn't fair. Hey, watch it, I'm a bleeder. 156 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:02,740 You put me down right now, or I am never coming back here. 157 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,160 Thanks. 158 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,920 Aw, jeez. 159 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,020 Mr. Ipkiss, hi. 160 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,230 Hi. 161 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,730 Are you OK? 162 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,360 Me? 163 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,740 I'm great. Really good. 164 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,030 I just... I never felt better, really. 165 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,530 I'm just catching some air out here. 166 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,490 Your car, sir. 167 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:51,500 - That's not my car. - But it matches the ticket. 168 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,000 Alright. 169 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,920 I'll take it. 170 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,840 But I am very angry. 171 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:07,180 You believe this? 172 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,730 You drive in in a Porsche... 173 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,300 Oh! 174 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,930 Jeez! 175 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,300 Oh! 176 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:06,070 Ugh! God. 177 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,120 Ugh! 178 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,910 Hey! 179 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,460 Hey, mister! 180 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,290 Hold on! 181 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,000 I know cpr. 182 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,210 Hey, you. 183 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,800 What are you doing down there? 184 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:49,090 Uh... I'm just looking for... 185 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,680 ...my mask. 186 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,100 I got it. 187 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:07,650 Ipkiss! Do you have any idea what time it is? 188 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,450 Actually, no. 189 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,700 My new carpet. 190 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,790 Well, this is coming right out of your security deposit, Ipkiss. 191 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:20,920 - You know, Mrs. Peenman... - What? 192 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,880 Nothing. 193 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,550 Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, a big nothing. 194 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:37,520 Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened? 195 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,060 I should've said that. 196 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,950 Hey, you. Milo. 197 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:56,200 You know, you're not supposed to jump up. It's against doggy ordinance. 198 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,090 OK. 199 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:24,560 What do you want? You want me to throw that? 200 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,150 I'm very tired. 201 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:29,110 OK, I'll throw it one time. 202 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,570 I ain't gonna throw it with you attached to it. 203 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,280 Ow! 204 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,740 You ready? Get it. 205 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,710 Ipkiss! Turn down those cartoons! 206 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:46,080 Alright, Mrs. Peenman. 207 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,970 'So, Dr. Neuman, you're saying that everybody wears a mask?' 208 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,890 'That's correct, Wendy. 209 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,890 'We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking. 210 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:01,930 'We suppress the id, our darkest desires, 211 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:04,940 'and adopt a more socially acceptable image.' 212 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,940 'Well, the book is, of course, 213 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,320 "'The Masks We Wear", by Dr. Arthur Neuman. 214 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,150 'Thank you so much for being with us today.' 215 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,490 What's the matter with you? 216 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,910 What is it? 217 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,160 What are you looking for, huh? 218 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,790 You like this thing? You like it? 219 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,290 "The Masks We Wear". 220 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,420 "That's correct, Wendy. 221 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,800 "We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking." 222 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,440 Yeah, right. 223 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:29,560 Smoking! 224 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,610 It's party time. 225 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:38,280 Why? Because I gotta! 226 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,840 Shh. 227 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,930 Huh? 228 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,430 Agh! 229 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:21,570 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 230 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,950 Snooze. 231 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:52,810 Look, Ma, I'm roadkill. Ha-ha-ha! 232 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,700 - Hey, get out of the road. - I think he wants to communicate. 233 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,510 Hey, mister. You got the time? 234 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,180 As a matter of fact, I do, cubby. 235 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,020 - You wanna take him? - I got him. 236 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,860 Look at that. It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose 237 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,780 and pull your underwear over your head. 238 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,330 Whoa! 239 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:48,990 Come on. 240 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,620 - He's dead. - Kill him! Take him! 241 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:59,090 Step right up here, don't be shy. 242 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:02,630 Nobody likes a bashful leatherhead. 243 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,880 Move it! 244 00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:09,640 For my first trick, I'd like to do something for you, son. 245 00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:14,890 We have a giraffe. 246 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,190 There you go, son. Now get out of here, you bother me. 247 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,320 - Thanks. - Wow. 248 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,320 Now... 249 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,650 Sorry, wrong pocket. 250 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,530 For you, son... 251 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,700 ...a little body English. 252 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,960 A French poodle. 253 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,210 Sorry, son, the dog was rabid. Had to put it down. 254 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,460 And last but not least, my favorite. 255 00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:57,100 A Tommy gun. 256 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:59,150 Run! 257 00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,370 This is incredible. 258 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:14,370 With these powers, I could be... 259 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:19,000 ...a superhero. 260 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:24,880 I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for world peace. 261 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,840 But first... 262 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,730 Hold on to your lug nuts - 263 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:39,480 it's time for an overhaul. 264 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,670 Oh. 265 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,860 It was a dream. 266 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280 It was a dream. 267 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,990 I gotta lay off the cartoons. 268 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:48,260 - Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss? - Yes. 269 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,340 Lieutenant Kellaway, City Precinct. 270 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,430 Do you know anything about the disturbance last night? 271 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,140 Disturbance? 272 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:59,430 Yeah, some kind of prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman. 273 00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:00,980 Attacked? 274 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,690 You didn't hear anything? 275 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:07,070 She unloaded a couple of rounds of 20-ought buckshot five feet from your door. 276 00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:09,280 Look at the floor. See that? 277 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,110 He put that right in my floor, then he jumped out the window, officer! 278 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,450 - Jumped out the window? - Are you writing notes? 279 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,490 This is... impossible. 280 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,370 Those pajamas are impossible. This actually happened. 281 00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:26,340 See, I have an inner-ear problem. 282 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,590 - Sometimes I can't hear anything. - That a fact? 283 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,090 Eh? 284 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,850 Here's my card. 285 00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:39,390 If you remember anything unusual about last night, 286 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,930 anything at all, call me. 287 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,690 You betcha. Thank you. 288 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,770 And good luck, uh... 289 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,150 ...cracking the case. 290 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,870 Oh, my God, I'm late. 291 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:07,250 Keys, keys. 292 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,590 Where's the keys? 293 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:11,920 Damn. 294 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,260 Milo. Get the keys. 295 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,550 Get them. Find them. 296 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,220 Get the keys. 297 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,360 Ow! Jeez! 298 00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:31,440 I am so late. 299 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,660 Good boy. Good boy. Attaboy. Come on, boy. 300 00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,740 Give them to me. Drop it. 301 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,020 Easy! Watch that bump. 302 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:13,320 - I want a proctologist standing by. - 'What?' 303 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,440 You heard me. The best one you can find. 304 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:18,450 I'm with "The Evening Star". Can you tell me what happened here? 305 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:19,870 No, and you can quote me. 306 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:22,240 Well, it looks like some sort of mob tactic. 307 00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,120 There it is, boys. She broke the case. 308 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,250 Come on, get these rubbernecks out of here. 309 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:28,250 - Let's go. - Wait, there's no... 310 00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:32,210 - Officer, please... - Can you tell us, sir, please? 311 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,760 Hey, Stan. Stan, Stan. Where were you last night? 312 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,260 The girls and I were looking all over for you. 313 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,260 Did you happen to look outside in the gutter? 314 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:43,890 Hey, did you check the morning paper? 315 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,810 Your girlfriend got a great review. 316 00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:50,810 Ipkiss, you're 40 minutes late. Now, that's the same as stealing. 317 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:53,360 I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. 318 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,610 I've been a jerk. 319 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:58,490 Well, if you weren't busy ogling girlie pictures, 320 00:26:58,610 --> 00:27:00,870 you might actually get some work done around here. 321 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:04,700 Uh... sir, she's a prospective client of Stanley's. 322 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:06,540 Oh, really? 323 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,000 Well... 324 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:14,500 The next time she comes in, you be sure to send her to my office. 325 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,840 You betcha. 326 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,970 Gee, I wish my daddy owned a bank. 327 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:28,390 Then I could be a rich little creep, too. 328 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,350 You think she'll ever come back, Charlie? 329 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,400 Oh, man, forget her. 330 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,980 Stanley, listen to me. 331 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:37,690 A girl like that is always looking for the BBD, the "Bigger, Better Deal". 332 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,110 You don't know that, Charlie. 333 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,280 She's an artist. She's... 334 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,450 - She's sensitive. - Stanley, forget her. 335 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:49,660 That girl will tear out your heart, put it in a blender and hit "frappé". 336 00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:53,580 You don't need her, man. You need somebody a little more down-to-earth, 337 00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:56,710 somebody with some integrity, somebody with... 338 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,050 ...red hair and full pouting lips, 339 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,720 a white blouse, a green jacket and a name tag. 340 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,100 Boy, you really narrowed it down. 341 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,350 Too bad she's already taken. 342 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,900 Hello there. May I be of some assistance? 343 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,070 Stanley Ipkiss? 344 00:28:18,190 --> 00:28:19,740 Oh, hi. 345 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,740 I'm Peggy Brandt from "The Tribune". 346 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,610 Oh, hi. 347 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,540 Look, I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing my paper from... 348 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,410 Oh, no, no. Actually, I just wanna ask you a few questions. 349 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,210 Really? About what? 350 00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:36,710 Ripley Auto Finishing. You're a customer of theirs, aren't you? 351 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,010 Me? No. 352 00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:44,300 I don't even have a car. 353 00:28:44,430 --> 00:28:46,930 You know, because they pollute. 354 00:28:47,470 --> 00:28:49,560 You don't own an '89 Civic? 355 00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:54,980 Oh, that car, yeah. Mm-hm. Uh... 356 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,730 Yeah. 357 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,360 It's all coming back to me. 358 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,860 Miss... What'd you say your name was? 359 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,320 Peggy Brandt. 360 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,160 Wait a minute. Peggy Brandt? 361 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:10,790 - Of "Ask Peggy"? - Yeah, that's right. 362 00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:13,750 You printed one of my letters last year. 363 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:16,290 Remember? "Nice guys finish last." 364 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:20,090 - You're Mr. Nice Guy? - Yes. 365 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:21,760 Oh, Stanley. 366 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,510 Do you realize how much mail we got about that letter? 367 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:29,470 There are literally hundreds of women out there looking for a guy just like you. 368 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:33,270 - Really? - Yeah. 369 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:36,440 Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? 370 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,270 Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. 371 00:29:44,030 --> 00:29:47,030 So why are you covering this story? 372 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,830 Because "Dear Peggy" pays dick. I'm starving to death. 373 00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:53,080 I'm looking to become a real reporter. 374 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,500 Look, Stanley, when you were at Ripley Auto, 375 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:58,460 did you see anything suspicious? Anything at all? 376 00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:02,050 I won't make trouble for you. I just want the truth. 377 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:07,720 God, I wish I knew the truth, you know? I really do. 378 00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:10,140 No. 379 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,810 Well, if you think of anything, this is my number. 380 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,560 This is my, you know, personal number. 381 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:24,280 You really think hundreds of women are looking for a guy like me? 382 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,700 Sure. 383 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:28,820 I'm one of them. 384 00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:32,080 I mean... Uh... Bye. 385 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:39,000 'One hundred twenty yards.' 386 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:45,840 Hello, Dorian. 387 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:51,600 Thanks for dropping by. 388 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,560 Yeah, well, next time why don't you call, alright? 389 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,140 Leave the delivery boys at home. 390 00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:22,670 The cops tried to shut the club down this morning. 391 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:28,340 They say you've been using the place to run your own small-time scams. 392 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:34,510 I hear things like that, I start losing my concentration. 393 00:31:35,430 --> 00:31:37,220 And my game... 394 00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:40,190 ...it goes straight to hell. 395 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:44,650 You could, too. 396 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,690 Argh! 397 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:48,820 'Two hundred and five yards.' 398 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,070 I'm fed up with you, Dorian. 399 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,080 But I'm going to cut you a break. 400 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,710 One week to get out of town. 401 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,870 After that... 402 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,590 I'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine-iron. 403 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,370 Mr. Ipkiss. Hi. 404 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,840 Hi. 405 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,550 You OK? 406 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:50,920 Your car, sir. 407 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,720 I am now. 408 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:17,160 Tina, come on. 409 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,700 We can't. 410 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,830 We can't. 411 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,120 Ugh! Milo! 412 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:27,250 Oh! Go on. 413 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,790 Ugh! 414 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,300 I don't believe it. 415 00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:53,150 Stupid. 416 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,280 She would never... 417 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,430 No way. 418 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:58,010 Hold on, sugar. Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight. 419 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,760 Ha-ha-ha! 420 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:14,980 Ooh! 421 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:18,280 Somebody stop me. 422 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,780 Uh-oh. 423 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,290 Can't make the scene if you don't have the green. 424 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:28,040 I better make a little stop. 425 00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:41,140 - 'How's it going, Freeze?' - It's looking good here, my man. 426 00:35:41,590 --> 00:35:43,350 OK, you boys are on your own now. 427 00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:45,470 I gotta get downstairs and make sure I'm seen. 428 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,140 Do it. The doctor is about to operate. 429 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:16,170 Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not. 430 00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:29,270 Cops! 431 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,320 I have a reservation. Come on, dude. 432 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,320 You're not on the list, you're not in the club, alright? 433 00:36:57,670 --> 00:37:01,170 - Oh... - How do? 434 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,220 Uh... 435 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:07,640 Are you on the list? 436 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,810 No, but I believe my friends are. 437 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:12,890 Perhaps you know them. 438 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,940 Franklin, Grant and Jackson. 439 00:37:24,030 --> 00:37:25,860 OK, that's it, nobody's getting in! 440 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:33,330 And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the Coco Bongo, 441 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:34,920 Miss Tina Carlyle. 442 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,560 Beautiful. 443 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,550 What the hell are you doing here? 444 00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:07,720 We got trouble. You'd better come upstairs. 445 00:39:08,550 --> 00:39:10,090 Come on, let's go. 446 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,220 Let's rock this joint. 447 00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:01,870 Smoking. 448 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:06,290 Oh, man... what happened? 449 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,720 Somebody hit the joint before we could. 450 00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:16,300 Here, Doc. 451 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:18,810 Here you go, buddy. Suck on that. 452 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,850 Son of a bitch! 453 00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:31,070 Eddy, who did this, man? 454 00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:33,030 Who? 455 00:41:33,650 --> 00:41:35,030 Him. 456 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,620 Him. That's... That's the guy. 457 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:39,990 That guy dancing with Tina? 458 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:43,080 He's dead meat. Come on. 459 00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:05,350 Ah! 460 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,540 I want this place cleared right now. 461 00:42:42,350 --> 00:42:45,230 - Hello. - Club's closed. Move it. 462 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,770 You think I'm joking? Come on. Move it. 463 00:42:48,270 --> 00:42:50,480 Party's over. Everyone, let's go. 464 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:51,900 Tina, get out of here. 465 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:54,480 - Come on. Get out! Party's over. Go! - Get lost. 466 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,650 OK, twinkle toes. 467 00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:00,160 I wanna know where my money is, and I wanna know right now. 468 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,330 OK. 469 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:09,790 You've got 17.5 percent in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year. 470 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,460 Eight percent in stocks and bonds. 471 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,710 Carry the nine, divide by the gross national product. 472 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,090 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible. 473 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:19,970 Ice this deadbeat. 474 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,890 Whoa! 475 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,850 Shoot him. 476 00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:32,110 Hi-hi-hi-hi. 477 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:34,360 Thank you very much. 478 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,280 Hoo! Huh! 479 00:43:37,610 --> 00:43:38,820 Ah. 480 00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:41,160 Oh. 481 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,830 You got me, partner. 482 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,050 Hold me close, Red. 483 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,680 It's getting dark. 484 00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:08,980 Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. 485 00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:15,820 Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas. 486 00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:22,610 Tell Scarlett I do give a damn. 487 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,660 Pardon me. 488 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,710 Thank you. 489 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:44,090 You love me. You really love me. 490 00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:52,520 You're not going anywhere. 491 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,690 Drop it, Tyrell! 492 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,530 Hey, Kellaway. 493 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:07,030 Drop it. 494 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,910 Alright. 495 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:13,210 So, you got a warrant this time, or you just stop by for a nightcap? 496 00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:17,210 What I got is probable cause. 497 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,710 Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over City Bank. 498 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,550 Easy, you're giving me a woody here. 499 00:45:21,670 --> 00:45:24,260 And one of them was wearing a big green mask. 500 00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:26,930 You know, for once, Kellaway, you're right. 501 00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:29,390 Except it wasn't one of my boys. 502 00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:33,100 Maybe if you tried a little actual police work... 503 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,560 - Cuff him. - Hey, Lieutenant. 504 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:38,190 We got a stiff upstairs. It's one of the guys from the heist. 505 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:41,150 Better call that high-priced lawyer of yours, Tyrell. 506 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,490 You and I are going downtown for a little chat. 507 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,530 Get him out of here. 508 00:45:58,670 --> 00:46:00,840 Ipkiss. 509 00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:07,720 Ipkiss, I know you're in there. 510 00:46:11,510 --> 00:46:13,310 Police. 511 00:46:14,390 --> 00:46:16,390 - Oh, my... - Open up. 512 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,730 Oh, my God. 513 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:25,570 Ipkiss, I know you're in there. 514 00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:35,370 Open up. Come on, I'm getting blisters on my fingers. 515 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,620 Hey, Milo, no, no. 516 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,710 No, no, no. Stop it. 517 00:46:43,420 --> 00:46:47,300 I'm coming. OK, I'm coming. I'll be right there. 518 00:46:51,470 --> 00:46:54,430 - Let's go, Ipkiss. Move it. - Alright. 519 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,110 Hi, Lieutenant. 520 00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:06,740 Listen, this isn't the best time right now. I just... 521 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:09,200 Won't you come in? 522 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,030 Where were you last night, Ipkiss? 523 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,750 Here mostly. Is something wrong? 524 00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:18,830 What do you know about this Mask character? 525 00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:22,750 - Mask? - Don't insult my intelligence, Ipkiss. 526 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,630 He robs the bank you work in, and then I find this in the Coco Bongo. 527 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,340 There can't be two idiots with pajamas like these. 528 00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:31,640 Milo, no! 529 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,930 May I see those pajamas, Mr. Ipkiss? 530 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,890 Those pajamas? 531 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:40,900 Those pajamas were... 532 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:43,230 ...stolen. 533 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,940 Somebody stole your pajamas? 534 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,700 Yeah. 535 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,490 I mean, what is...? What is this city coming to 536 00:47:55,620 --> 00:48:01,330 when, uh... when a man's pajama drawer is no longer safe? 537 00:48:06,090 --> 00:48:09,380 Wow, look at that guy. Nobody's that fast at my bank. 538 00:48:09,510 --> 00:48:11,470 I'll say. 539 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,140 I don't know, boss, that's one hell of a rubber mask. 540 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,520 What do the lab reports say? 541 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,640 We got some fingerprints on some of the currency, 542 00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:21,980 but nothing matches Tyrell's men. 543 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,770 Looks like this guy beat them to the punch. 544 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:27,030 Get the bank employee files and run the prints on a guy named Ipkiss. 545 00:48:27,150 --> 00:48:28,650 Stanley Ipkiss. 546 00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:31,240 - Ah. You figure it was an inside job? - That's right, 547 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,910 and all I need is a couple of prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday. 548 00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:39,410 Fifty grand. 549 00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:42,710 Fifty grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch 550 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:44,130 before the cops do. 551 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:47,460 I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, 552 00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:49,420 to every lowlife in this town. 553 00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:53,680 You understand? I want him here tomorrow, alive. 554 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,800 You're still here? 555 00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:59,020 Come on, let's go! 556 00:49:03,850 --> 00:49:06,730 - What are you looking at? - You. 557 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,440 You're losing it, Dorian. 558 00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:12,070 Oh, no. I'm not losing anything. 559 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,200 Except maybe some extra baggage around here. 560 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:15,990 What is that supposed to mean? 561 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,330 You know, you weren't putting up much of a fight 562 00:49:19,450 --> 00:49:21,540 with that freak show last night when he tried to kiss you. 563 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,000 Did it look like I had much of a choice? 564 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:27,920 Maybe you did... 565 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:33,050 ...maybe you didn't. Who knows, right? 566 00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:35,720 I'll tell you one thing. 567 00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:40,140 It's gonna be payback for anybody who crosses me. 568 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:50,730 Ipkiss. 569 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:54,320 We have a crisis on our hands here, and you stroll in over an hour late? 570 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,410 If I have to put up with your slovenly behavior... 571 00:49:56,530 --> 00:49:58,410 Back off, monkey boy... 572 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,490 ...before I tell your daddy 573 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:03,040 you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank. 574 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,040 Or maybe we should call the IRS 575 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,290 and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at Club Fed! 576 00:50:11,590 --> 00:50:13,760 That'll be all, Ipkiss. 577 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:22,140 Genius. That was genius. Buddy, I have chills. 578 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:26,100 God. What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man? 579 00:50:26,230 --> 00:50:27,900 I'm not sure. 580 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,110 I haven't exactly been myself lately. 581 00:50:31,230 --> 00:50:33,150 Well, you don't look real fabulous, Stan. 582 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,610 Really? Do I look bad? 583 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:40,030 Ah. Not to worry. This will put the color back in your cheeks, my friend. 584 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:44,410 Two tickets to the charity ball at the Coco Bongo Club this Saturday night. 585 00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:47,000 Anybody who's anybody will be there. 586 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,750 Wanna be my date? 587 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,250 I don't know, Charlie, I... 588 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,880 Wait just a minute. 589 00:50:58,010 --> 00:51:01,850 - Tina, what are you doing here? - I just wanted to thank you, but um... 590 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,390 ...I'm not sure if I'm gonna have much to open an account with anymore. 591 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:08,770 Well, what about the club? I thought you were doing great. 592 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,270 Look, it's not your problem. I'll be OK. 593 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,860 Tina, come here. 594 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,070 You didn't stop by just to see me, did you? 595 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:25,540 It's OK, tell me. 596 00:51:28,330 --> 00:51:30,920 The guy they say robbed this place... 597 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,840 - The Mask? - I think he was at the club last night. 598 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,970 Really? They say he's pretty... 599 00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:41,260 ...weird-looking. 600 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:47,310 Yeah, but you ought to see him dance. 601 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:52,440 So, did anyone find out who he is? 602 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,730 Why, are you interested? 603 00:51:56,650 --> 00:51:59,030 Just curious, I guess. 604 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:03,280 Well, I better be going. 605 00:52:04,370 --> 00:52:06,540 Thanks for everything, Stanley. 606 00:52:07,910 --> 00:52:09,620 You'd like to see him again, wouldn't you? 607 00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:17,170 I, um... wouldn't mind. 608 00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:19,880 I know him, you know. 609 00:52:20,550 --> 00:52:21,680 You do? 610 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,890 We're old college buddies, him and me. 611 00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:29,600 It's funny you should mention the way he dances because... 612 00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:36,770 ...I taught him a couple of dance moves myself. 613 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:39,990 Do you think you could have him meet me tonight? 614 00:52:40,110 --> 00:52:42,200 I might be able to work something out. 615 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,200 - How about at Landfill Park? - OK. Sunset? 616 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,330 - Perfect. - Super. 617 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,750 Thanks, Stanley. You really are a nice guy. 618 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,050 This is an interesting piece, Mr. Ipkiss. 619 00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:04,340 Looks like fourth- or fifth-century Scandinavian. 620 00:53:04,470 --> 00:53:08,810 Possibly a representation of one of the Norse night gods, maybe Loki. 621 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,480 Loki? 622 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,060 Who's Loki? 623 00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:17,570 The Norse God of Mischief. 624 00:53:17,690 --> 00:53:22,570 Supposedly, he caused so much trouble that Odin banished him from Valhalla forever. 625 00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:27,410 Then he could've banished him into that mask. 626 00:53:27,950 --> 00:53:32,540 I'm talking about mythology, Mr. Ipkiss. This is a piece of wood. 627 00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:35,080 But your book. 628 00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:38,710 My book is about masks as a metaphor, Mr. Ipkiss. 629 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,880 A metaphor. Not to be taken literally. 630 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,760 You're suffering from mild delusion. 631 00:53:45,550 --> 00:53:46,840 Oh. 632 00:53:46,970 --> 00:53:48,640 Alright. 633 00:53:51,810 --> 00:53:54,140 I'm gonna prove it to you. 634 00:53:54,810 --> 00:53:58,270 But I am not responsible for the consequences. 635 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,240 Just sit back and enjoy the ride, Mr. Expert. 636 00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:05,610 You don't scare me, Mr. Ipkiss. Go right ahead. 637 00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:08,620 See you. 638 00:54:33,810 --> 00:54:35,230 OK! 639 00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:38,270 You said Loki was a night God. Maybe it only works at night. 640 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,400 Mr. Ipkiss, I feel I should warn you 641 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,730 that I don't work personally with really sick people. 642 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:46,740 There are private institutions for things like that. 643 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:50,660 However, if you would like me to arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, 644 00:54:50,780 --> 00:54:53,290 - I can do that. - No. 645 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500 I've gotta see Tina. 646 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:04,710 But what do I do? I mean, do I go as myself or the Mask? 647 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:10,300 If I tell you, you promise to leave my office right now? 648 00:55:11,010 --> 00:55:12,600 Mm-hm. 649 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,310 Alright. 650 00:55:14,430 --> 00:55:21,110 Mr. Ipkiss, go as yourself and as the Mask 651 00:55:21,230 --> 00:55:25,530 because they are both one and the same beautiful person. 652 00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:28,900 'Got the cross-check on the fingerprints for you. 653 00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:30,610 'It's Ipkiss, alright.' 654 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:34,370 I'm looking at him. Just keep the SWAT team standing by. 655 00:55:34,490 --> 00:55:36,500 If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be, 656 00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:38,710 we're gonna have a full dance card. 657 00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:41,170 - Do you have the pickle relish? - Doyle, get in the car. 658 00:55:41,290 --> 00:55:43,840 - But I ordered onion rings. - Doyle. 659 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:09,360 No, no. 660 00:56:09,490 --> 00:56:12,740 Stanley, what are you doing here? 661 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:15,450 Tina, hi. Uh... 662 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:19,410 I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together alright. 663 00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:21,370 That's nice. 664 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,670 You know, I hardly ever stop by here. 665 00:56:24,790 --> 00:56:28,170 It's kind of hard to believe it was just a garbage heap. 666 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,420 Yeah, it's, uh... 667 00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:35,510 It's, uh... It's really beautiful right around sunset. 668 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,350 The methane emissions really pick up the colors. 669 00:56:38,470 --> 00:56:39,640 Wow! 670 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:44,110 All those pinks and greens. 671 00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:49,900 Uh... 672 00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:53,160 My friend will be along here any minute. I better go. 673 00:56:55,450 --> 00:56:56,870 Stanley, wait. 674 00:56:56,990 --> 00:56:59,200 Stanley. Stanley. 675 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,920 Hello, chérie. 676 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,000 We meet again. 677 00:57:07,130 --> 00:57:09,670 Is it fate? Is it meant to be? 678 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,880 Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? 679 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:18,470 I'd like to think so. Ha-ha-ha. 680 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:25,600 Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. 681 00:57:25,730 --> 00:57:30,900 I will spread your pâté. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise. 682 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,070 - Ugh! - Whoa! 683 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:37,120 She is so coy. 684 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,540 I love it. 685 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:48,670 Our love is like a red, red rose, 686 00:57:48,790 --> 00:57:51,260 and I am a little thorny. 687 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:52,630 Je t'adore! 688 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,090 Je t'adore. Shut the window, I don't care. 689 00:57:58,430 --> 00:58:00,760 This is Kellaway. I need backup, and I need it now. 690 00:58:02,390 --> 00:58:05,270 Cigarette? No? 691 00:58:15,650 --> 00:58:21,120 Now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer. 692 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,710 Ipkiss, police. 693 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,080 - Merde! - Freeze! 694 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,090 Put your hands up. 695 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,470 But you told me to freeze. 696 00:58:37,010 --> 00:58:40,430 Alright, alright, unfreeze. 697 00:58:40,890 --> 00:58:42,850 You're under arrest. 698 00:58:42,970 --> 00:58:48,230 No, it wasn't me. It was the one-armed man. 699 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:50,810 Alright, I confess. 700 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,360 I did it, you hear? And I'm glad. Glad, I tell you. 701 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:57,780 What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? 702 00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:00,030 What are they gonna do? 703 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:03,370 Sorry, son, that's not my department. 704 00:59:03,490 --> 00:59:05,200 Search him. 705 00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:07,920 Ow! 706 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,580 Where's a camcorder when you need one? 707 00:59:15,550 --> 00:59:17,590 Well, looks like it's gonna be a long night. 708 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,760 - My wife's gonna kill me. - What is it, Murray? 709 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:22,510 Cops got your pal Ipkiss staked out at Landfill Park. 710 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,810 Let me cover it, Murray. I really need this story. 711 00:59:24,930 --> 00:59:26,350 And then you can go home to Claire. 712 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:30,810 - Oh, I don't know, Peggy. Ramsey said... - Woah! I will take care of Ramsey. 713 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:33,020 Thanks a million. I owe you one. 714 00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:36,280 Really big sunglasses. 715 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,400 Bike horn. 716 00:59:38,860 --> 00:59:40,240 - Small-mouth bass. - Wow! 717 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,660 Bowling pin. 718 00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:44,410 Ah-ah-ah. Argh! 719 00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:47,040 - Mousetrap. - Rubber chicken. 720 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,540 Little to the left. That's it. 721 00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:52,290 - I don't know. - Funny eyeball glasses. 722 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,590 I've never seen those before in my life. 723 00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:56,920 - Bazooka. - have a permit for that. 724 00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,260 Picture of Kellaway's wife. 725 00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:00,630 - What? - Uh-oh. 726 01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:04,310 Margaret! You son of a bitch. 727 01:00:04,890 --> 01:00:09,890 Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her. 728 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,570 That's gotta hurt. 729 01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:16,690 Get him. 730 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:18,320 Doyle. 731 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,380 'It's all over, Ipkiss. 732 01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:44,390 'Put your hands over your head, or we'll open fire.' 733 01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:50,680 Hit it. 734 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,030 - Not bad. - Shut up and help me down. 735 01:02:23,150 --> 01:02:24,190 Alright. 736 01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:44,720 Wow! 737 01:02:49,550 --> 01:02:51,970 You start dancing, I'll blow your brains out. 738 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,190 Give me that thing! 739 01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:00,360 See you. 740 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,150 There he is. Let's get him. Snap out of it. 741 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:07,360 Come on, this dance is over. Let's go. Follow me, Officer. 742 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,080 He's down the alley. Follow me. Come on, grab your gun. 743 01:03:35,890 --> 01:03:38,100 Stanley! 744 01:03:38,230 --> 01:03:39,810 Stanley, get in. 745 01:03:41,230 --> 01:03:42,270 There he is. 746 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,400 Halt or I'll shoot. 747 01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:50,450 Shoot! Shoot! 748 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:53,200 Seat belts. 749 01:03:57,450 --> 01:03:59,040 I missed him. 750 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:02,670 Come on. We all missed him. 751 01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,300 I saw it. 752 01:04:11,260 --> 01:04:13,010 I saw everything. 753 01:04:13,930 --> 01:04:16,270 What's happening to you, Stanley? 754 01:04:18,770 --> 01:04:20,560 It's crazy. 755 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:27,150 I'm losing control. 756 01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:32,200 When I put that mask on, I can do anything. 757 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,700 Be anything. 758 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,410 But it's wrecking my life. 759 01:04:40,540 --> 01:04:42,750 My life is wrecked. Wrecked. 760 01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:45,880 Wrecked. 761 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,130 Look, I don't know what's happening to you, Stanley. 762 01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:52,840 But I do know this. 763 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,430 That letter that you sent my column. 764 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,390 That was from a guy with more guts... 765 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,270 ...and more heart 766 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,900 than any of the creeps that I've met in this city. 767 01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:09,070 Whatever that mask is... 768 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:11,320 ...you don't need it. 769 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,780 You, Stanley Ipkiss, 770 01:05:16,910 --> 01:05:21,000 are already all you'll ever need to be. 771 01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:26,460 Gosh, Peg. 772 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:30,050 Do you really mean that? 773 01:05:31,510 --> 01:05:34,930 Actually, no. 774 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:36,600 What? 775 01:05:38,890 --> 01:05:41,520 What took you guys so long? I've been vamping here for 20 minutes. 776 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,600 - Is this him? - You got the 50 thou? 777 01:05:46,690 --> 01:05:48,900 Give her the money. 778 01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:53,200 Right. 779 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,990 When he puts on the mask, he turns into that green thing. 780 01:05:56,110 --> 01:05:58,330 Peggy. 781 01:05:59,030 --> 01:06:00,870 What are you doing? 782 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:06,080 Sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't lose my condo. 783 01:06:06,210 --> 01:06:09,250 You know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city. 784 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,010 Huh. 785 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,840 You said you wouldn't hurt him. 786 01:06:18,890 --> 01:06:20,260 I lied. 787 01:06:28,230 --> 01:06:29,650 Stanley! 788 01:06:31,610 --> 01:06:34,320 What...? Hey. Hey! 789 01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:42,580 Tell me, how does this mask work? 790 01:06:43,370 --> 01:06:45,870 I don't know. You just... 791 01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:47,870 ...put it on. 792 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:02,470 Boss... 793 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,310 You'd better be careful, huh? 794 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,370 What a rush. 795 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,750 Huh... 796 01:07:27,870 --> 01:07:29,920 Wow, boss. 797 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:31,670 You OK? 798 01:07:32,630 --> 01:07:34,590 Better than ever, you idiot. 799 01:07:36,590 --> 01:07:39,090 What do we do with Ipkiss? 800 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,180 The police are looking for The Mask. 801 01:07:43,930 --> 01:07:46,270 So, we'll give them The Mask. 802 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,780 Money better be here, Ipkiss. 803 01:07:58,900 --> 01:08:01,450 Or you can Ipkiss your ass goodbye. 804 01:08:08,370 --> 01:08:10,210 Hey, Orlando. 805 01:08:48,660 --> 01:08:50,460 Get over. 806 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,140 I still can't believe it. 807 01:09:03,260 --> 01:09:04,970 Hardened cops dancing in the street 808 01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:07,470 and broadcast all over the eleven o'clock news. 809 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,520 The SWAT team got an offer to open in Vegas. 810 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,690 I'm history. The captain's gonna have my badge for breakfast, 811 01:09:12,810 --> 01:09:14,480 with a little pension on top. 812 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,480 Oh, come on, Lieutenant, it's not all your fault. 813 01:09:17,610 --> 01:09:18,900 Something will turn up. 814 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,860 Sure, Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap. 815 01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:31,500 - Get up. Get him off. - Come on. 816 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:33,830 Argh! 817 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,540 Ipkiss. 818 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:38,630 Wait! I can explain everything. 819 01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:41,170 Oh, yeah? You can explain everything? 820 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,720 - Explain this. - Um... 821 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,180 Get him up. Come on, let's go. I got a cell for you, pal. 822 01:10:06,030 --> 01:10:07,070 Milo. 823 01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:12,290 You better forget about me, buddy. 824 01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:14,580 Find yourself a new place to live. 825 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,460 Looks like I'm gonna be in here for a long, long time. 826 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,770 Hey, you, with the face. 827 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,690 You got a visitor. 828 01:10:40,610 --> 01:10:42,690 Tina... 829 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:44,780 Hello, Stanley. 830 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,910 - What are you doing here? - Is it true? 831 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:52,290 You're The Mask. 832 01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:54,120 Yeah, but don't tell anybody. 833 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,420 If I, uh... get a good lawyer and strike up a deal, 834 01:10:57,540 --> 01:11:00,880 I can be out of here in about 10,000 years. 835 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,840 You're taking a chance coming here. Your boyfriend might be a little upset. 836 01:11:07,510 --> 01:11:11,550 He's going to the charity ball tonight. He's gonna do something terrible. 837 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,930 Like what? The lambada? 838 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:18,190 Stanley, this is serious. There's gotta be a way to stop him. 839 01:11:18,810 --> 01:11:21,060 How does it work? 840 01:11:21,190 --> 01:11:23,280 I don't know. 841 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,360 It's like, uh... 842 01:11:26,110 --> 01:11:29,450 It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. 843 01:11:29,570 --> 01:11:32,120 If deep down inside, you're... 844 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,200 ...a little repressed and a hopeless romantic... 845 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,210 ...you become some sort of a love-crazy wild man. 846 01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:43,300 And if you're somebody like Dorian? 847 01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:46,130 Then we're all in big trouble. 848 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:49,180 And if I were you, I'd get out of town. Fast. 849 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,350 Thanks. 850 01:11:54,390 --> 01:11:57,810 - For what? - Lots of things. 851 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:04,020 For sharing a sunset with me. 852 01:12:05,190 --> 01:12:07,990 For being the only guy who treated me like a person 853 01:12:08,110 --> 01:12:10,530 and not some sort of party favor. 854 01:12:13,910 --> 01:12:16,700 For being any kind of romantic. 855 01:12:16,830 --> 01:12:18,540 Even a hopeless one. 856 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,130 You're welcome. 857 01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:28,170 You know that night at the club? 858 01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:31,930 I knew I'd found someone special. 859 01:12:34,430 --> 01:12:37,310 - The Mask. - No. 860 01:12:37,430 --> 01:12:40,140 It was the guy inside the mask. 861 01:12:40,270 --> 01:12:42,980 It was you all along. 862 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,650 You. 863 01:12:44,770 --> 01:12:49,190 Stanley Ipkiss. 864 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,950 OK, lady, time's up. 865 01:12:52,070 --> 01:12:55,830 Could I have just one more minute? 866 01:12:57,910 --> 01:13:00,210 I've gotta disappear for a while now, Stanley. 867 01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:03,920 I don't know where I'm gonna go, but I'll let you know as soon as I can. 868 01:13:39,660 --> 01:13:40,790 Argh! 869 01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:50,630 Somebody help me! 870 01:13:52,630 --> 01:13:54,340 Oh, no. No! 871 01:13:55,470 --> 01:13:57,140 Guard. Guard. 872 01:13:57,260 --> 01:14:00,470 Guard! There's a woman being chased through the alleyway there. 873 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,480 Come on, she needs help. 874 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,270 Yeah, yeah, sure. Keep it down, Ipkiss. 875 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,020 Come on. Serve and protect, man. 876 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:20,660 Milo. 877 01:14:23,870 --> 01:14:25,420 Milo? 878 01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:30,960 Milo, good boy. Come on, come on. 879 01:14:33,130 --> 01:14:35,260 Jump up. Come on. Can you jump up? 880 01:14:37,010 --> 01:14:39,970 Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people? Forget all that. 881 01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,020 OK, come on. Come on. 882 01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:46,100 Get up here. Get up here. 883 01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:48,900 Get up. Get up here. 884 01:14:49,020 --> 01:14:51,070 That's it. You can do it. Come on. 885 01:14:51,190 --> 01:14:54,530 Come on. Come on. Come on. 886 01:14:54,650 --> 01:14:57,320 Milo, put some effort into it. 887 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,800 Baby, there you are. 888 01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:18,720 I was beginning to get all worried about you. 889 01:15:19,430 --> 01:15:22,890 - You have a nice talk with the cops? - I went to see what Ipkiss told them. 890 01:15:23,010 --> 01:15:27,140 Oh, that's right, you and Stanley, right? You two are getting awfully close. 891 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:30,270 Maybe it was you who helped him out with the bank job, huh? 892 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,020 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? 893 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,900 Look what I found in her car. 894 01:15:37,030 --> 01:15:38,610 Huh! 895 01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:40,030 You planning a trip without me, baby? 896 01:15:40,530 --> 01:15:41,820 - No, Dorian. - No? 897 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:48,710 Boys, I want you to... pick her out something pretty to wear, OK? 898 01:15:51,290 --> 01:15:53,840 Because we're gonna go to a party tonight. 899 01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,630 We're gonna have one hell of a time, aren't we? 900 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,420 - Yes. - Yes. 901 01:15:58,340 --> 01:16:00,130 Get out of my sight. 902 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,810 Jump up. Get up. Come on. 903 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,520 Come on, Milo, jump, please. 904 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:11,020 Do it for Daddy. 905 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:17,650 That's it. Oh. 906 01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:21,450 Come here. I can't believe it. I can't believe you did that. 907 01:16:21,570 --> 01:16:24,740 Oh, good boy. Good boy. 908 01:16:25,830 --> 01:16:27,620 Good boy. OK. 909 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,540 See that man over there? 910 01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:31,290 He's got keys. 911 01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:36,000 Yeah. Go get those keys. Go get them. 912 01:16:36,130 --> 01:16:38,760 Go get the keys. Go get them. 913 01:16:40,010 --> 01:16:43,340 That's it. Yeah. OK, get the ke... 914 01:16:46,470 --> 01:16:51,480 Oh. No, not the cheese, the keys. 915 01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:54,980 Put the cheese down... 916 01:16:57,190 --> 01:16:58,570 ...and get the keys. Go on. 917 01:16:58,690 --> 01:17:01,070 Over there. Over there. 918 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,950 Shh. 919 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,300 Yeah. 920 01:17:18,130 --> 01:17:21,720 Come on. Come here. Good boy. 921 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,930 That's a good boy. Good boy, yes. 922 01:17:25,050 --> 01:17:28,970 Oh, give it, give it. Give me the keys. Give me the keys. Come on. Come on. 923 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:30,850 Drop it. Drop it. Drop it! 924 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:35,150 It's sundown. It's almost time. 925 01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:38,780 Oh! I wouldn't do that, darling. 926 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,610 Wouldn't want to start the celebration early, would you? 927 01:18:26,490 --> 01:18:27,570 Milo. 928 01:18:28,410 --> 01:18:30,450 - Argh! - Hold it! 929 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:34,660 I'm warning you, I'm seriously stressed out here. 930 01:18:34,790 --> 01:18:37,750 - Easy, Ipkiss. - Come on. 931 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:41,170 Now, don't be an idiot. You're in the middle of a police station. 932 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:44,510 There is no way you're walking out of here like this. 933 01:18:45,510 --> 01:18:47,340 You know, you're right. 934 01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:52,930 - You're absolutely right. - What the hell are you doing? 935 01:18:53,930 --> 01:18:57,440 You're gonna take me out as your prisoner. 936 01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,440 Put it on. Put it on! 937 01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:02,900 Ow. Come on. 938 01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:05,240 - I'm really very sorry about this. - I'm sure. 939 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:06,570 Milo. 940 01:19:08,950 --> 01:19:13,870 Got the wrong guy, I tell you. It's a bum rap. I got my rights. 941 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,040 Hey, Lieutenant. Where are you taking Ipkiss? 942 01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,170 Ix-nay. E-hay's ot-gay an un-gay. Ow! 943 01:19:19,290 --> 01:19:21,750 Oh, I get it. Pig Latin, right? 944 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:25,510 Ee-say ou-yay ater-lay. 945 01:19:26,090 --> 01:19:27,470 Come on. 946 01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:38,060 Why don't you just sit back and relax, OK? 947 01:19:39,940 --> 01:19:42,520 I've gotta change for the party. 948 01:20:08,050 --> 01:20:10,010 No more bets, please. 949 01:20:14,350 --> 01:20:16,350 - I need a pack of cigarettes. - Which brand, sir? 950 01:20:16,470 --> 01:20:17,890 It doesn't matter. I don't smoke. 951 01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:21,020 But for you, I would shoot the Surgeon General. 952 01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:24,020 Mayor Tilton, may we have a word with you? 953 01:20:24,150 --> 01:20:27,570 Well, I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents. 954 01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:07,280 Let me out of these cuffs, Ipkiss. You're driving like a maniac. 955 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,360 I'm sorry, we're already late for the ball. 956 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:12,490 Right, Alice and the White Rabbit are gonna be really disappointed. 957 01:21:12,610 --> 01:21:14,280 Now you're being cynical. 958 01:21:16,990 --> 01:21:18,240 Who the hell are you? 959 01:21:18,370 --> 01:21:23,960 I'm just an ex-employee who's come for his back pay. 960 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,420 Or should I say payback? 961 01:21:27,210 --> 01:21:28,590 Dorian? 962 01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:31,840 Kill him. 963 01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,150 Come on. 964 01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:15,550 Ladies and gentlemen... 965 01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:19,810 ...I will be your host for the remainder of the evening. 966 01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:33,490 Ipkiss, get your dog away from me. 967 01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:36,200 I'm sorry, he seems to be attracted to you. 968 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:39,330 Wait a minute, where is everybody? Something's not kosher here. 969 01:22:39,450 --> 01:22:40,830 - Exactly. - Watch it. 970 01:22:40,950 --> 01:22:43,620 I'm sorry. OK, I'm gonna have to lock you in. 971 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:47,380 - Use the radio. - What? 972 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:50,540 You know, call for backup or something. 973 01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:52,920 Milo. 974 01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:56,930 This could be dangerous. You stay here and be a good boy. 975 01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,550 Daddy's gonna to have to go kick some ass. 976 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:06,730 He's a dead man. 977 01:23:06,850 --> 01:23:08,100 - Down. Get down. - Go. 978 01:23:08,230 --> 01:23:10,230 - Come on, I ain't got all day. - Move it. 979 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:13,480 - Hey, line up over here. - Take it easy. I got the point. 980 01:23:13,610 --> 01:23:16,360 - Come on. - Move. 981 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,080 Blow it. 982 01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:36,050 Bastard. Argh! 983 01:23:36,170 --> 01:23:37,800 What's the matter, darling? 984 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:40,050 This is your big production number. 985 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:45,270 And you know, it's important to go out with a big bang. 986 01:23:51,230 --> 01:23:53,020 Charlie. 987 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:55,650 What are you doing here? 988 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,280 Look, take this gun. Start sneaking people out the back. 989 01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:00,910 Right. 990 01:24:03,410 --> 01:24:06,200 - You, step back. - You don't you know who you're talking to. 991 01:24:06,330 --> 01:24:08,660 I'm talking to a dead man if you don't step back like I said. 992 01:24:08,790 --> 01:24:12,130 Don't you have respect for law and order? What kind of thug are you, huh? 993 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:14,250 It's all set, Dorian. 994 01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:16,960 Excellent. 995 01:24:18,050 --> 01:24:22,010 This party's over... in ten minutes. 996 01:24:23,970 --> 01:24:25,970 This is the moment of truth. 997 01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:28,020 When a man shows what he's really made of. 998 01:24:29,730 --> 01:24:32,940 - Crap. - Drop it, Ipkiss. 999 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:35,480 Ugh. 1000 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:46,660 Smart dog. 1001 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,550 Hey, boss, look who decided to crash the party. 1002 01:24:56,670 --> 01:24:58,960 Hi, Dorian. How's it going? 1003 01:24:59,510 --> 01:25:00,880 Bring him up here. 1004 01:25:01,010 --> 01:25:04,350 Dorian. Dorian, wait, no. 1005 01:25:04,470 --> 01:25:07,350 There's no time for last requests. 1006 01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:10,600 But all I wanted was a kiss. 1007 01:25:11,230 --> 01:25:13,020 A kiss? 1008 01:25:13,690 --> 01:25:17,150 Just one last kiss. 1009 01:25:17,270 --> 01:25:19,110 Dorian, I can't shut this thing off. 1010 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,990 There's always time... 1011 01:25:24,370 --> 01:25:26,870 ...for one last kiss. 1012 01:25:29,410 --> 01:25:30,960 No! 1013 01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:34,420 From the real Dorian. 1014 01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:37,460 The one I used to love. 1015 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,130 Nobody ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrell. 1016 01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:45,340 Romeo, this whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes. 1017 01:25:45,470 --> 01:25:48,600 Just wait! 1018 01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:54,600 I've decided... 1019 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,950 ...to give her one last thrill. 1020 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,170 Get it. 1021 01:26:34,310 --> 01:26:35,810 Run, Milo! 1022 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:37,770 I got him... Argh! 1023 01:26:39,230 --> 01:26:41,820 Stanley, hurry! 1024 01:26:41,940 --> 01:26:45,530 Don't worry, Tina. It's all over now. 1025 01:26:48,990 --> 01:26:50,740 Stanley. 1026 01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:57,540 Got you. 1027 01:27:03,090 --> 01:27:05,050 Argh! 1028 01:27:10,470 --> 01:27:11,760 I'm gonna take you apart. 1029 01:27:12,510 --> 01:27:16,020 Well, I hope you can enjoy the victory with one frigging eye. 1030 01:27:33,740 --> 01:27:35,370 Good doggy. Shh. 1031 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:36,580 Good doggy. 1032 01:27:54,390 --> 01:27:56,850 I'm winning. 1033 01:28:01,730 --> 01:28:02,940 Stanley. 1034 01:28:10,070 --> 01:28:12,120 - Stanley! - Come on! 1035 01:28:22,670 --> 01:28:23,920 Yes. 1036 01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:30,630 Get off me. Argh! 1037 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,470 Milo. 1038 01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:39,270 Oh, my God. This has gotta to be a new breed. 1039 01:28:39,390 --> 01:28:41,850 Oh, easy, boy. 1040 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,610 Good boy. 1041 01:29:17,350 --> 01:29:19,270 Did you miss me? 1042 01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:28,150 I guess not. 1043 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:38,490 Now, you have to ask yourself one question: 1044 01:29:38,620 --> 01:29:41,000 "Do I feel lucky?" 1045 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:42,330 Well? 1046 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:48,550 Do you, punks? 1047 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:01,310 Stanley! 1048 01:30:09,020 --> 01:30:10,650 Ah... 1049 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:14,740 Ah! 1050 01:30:22,580 --> 01:30:25,920 That's a spicy meatball. 1051 01:30:33,670 --> 01:30:35,220 How do? 1052 01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:44,180 This guy's incorrigible. 1053 01:31:12,090 --> 01:31:14,300 You were good, kid, real good. 1054 01:31:14,420 --> 01:31:18,220 But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see? 1055 01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:39,950 Police! Hands up! 1056 01:31:40,070 --> 01:31:42,240 - Hold it right there. - Get them up! 1057 01:31:42,370 --> 01:31:45,450 - Officers, arrest those men. - Drop it. Get down on the ground. 1058 01:31:45,580 --> 01:31:47,960 I've always wanted to say that. 1059 01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:51,630 Come on. 1060 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:54,340 - Drop it. - Give me that gun. 1061 01:31:59,890 --> 01:32:03,100 They stole my jewelry. You take me down to headquarters, and I'll... 1062 01:32:03,220 --> 01:32:05,020 Stop that man! 1063 01:32:05,140 --> 01:32:07,060 Ipkiss! 1064 01:32:08,230 --> 01:32:11,560 I've got you now, Ipkiss. Watch it, chunky. 1065 01:32:11,690 --> 01:32:13,070 Mayor Tilton, I'm so... 1066 01:32:13,190 --> 01:32:16,570 - What the hell's wrong with you, Kellaway? - That man is The Mask. 1067 01:32:16,690 --> 01:32:20,700 No, Dorian Tyrell was the Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. 1068 01:32:20,820 --> 01:32:24,330 - This young man here just saved our lives. - With a little help from his friends. 1069 01:32:24,450 --> 01:32:26,790 - Oh, you're a real hero. - Doyle. 1070 01:32:26,910 --> 01:32:28,750 Well, it's nothing... 1071 01:32:28,870 --> 01:32:34,000 any American with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community. 1072 01:32:34,130 --> 01:32:36,380 Milo, come on. 1073 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,840 Hey, wait! That dog... 1074 01:32:39,970 --> 01:32:43,720 - Mayor Tilton, did you see that dog? - Leave the dog alone. 1075 01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:46,350 I wanna see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning. 1076 01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:49,690 - Yes, Your Honor. - Boy, that doesn't sound good at all. 1077 01:32:49,810 --> 01:32:53,360 No, it doesn't sound good. What would sound good to you? 1078 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:56,110 - Breakfast. - Shut up. 1079 01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:17,420 You sure you know what you're doing, buddy? 1080 01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:21,430 I'm sure. 1081 01:33:21,550 --> 01:33:23,720 Then do what you gotta do. 1082 01:33:36,730 --> 01:33:38,940 Sure you're not gonna miss this guy? 1083 01:33:39,070 --> 01:33:41,530 When he's gone, all that's left is me. 1084 01:34:20,070 --> 01:34:21,400 Milo. 1085 01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:29,490 Smoking. 76150

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