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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,984 --> 00:00:31,317 你是在撞我喔 2 00:00:33,359 --> 00:00:34,025 你 3 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,150 你幹嘛你 4 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,109 小心,我還有老婆孩子 5 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:47,025 生命就像個圓圈圈 6 00:00:47,817 --> 00:00:49,359 越靠近終點 7 00:00:50,067 --> 00:00:51,817 反而越接近起點 8 00:00:54,734 --> 00:00:56,234 而回到這裡 9 00:00:56,275 --> 00:00:58,734 像是重回生命的起點 10 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,609 回來唯一的理由 11 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,442 是想再見到您 12 00:01:09,942 --> 00:01:11,317 想牢牢地記得您 13 00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:20,150 回來參加同學會 14 00:01:20,484 --> 00:01:22,400 感覺一切 15 00:01:22,442 --> 00:01:24,650 都已經跟以前不一樣 16 00:01:37,234 --> 00:01:40,317 明明是高中時每天走的路 17 00:01:41,442 --> 00:01:44,192 我竟完全分不清方向 18 00:02:23,942 --> 00:02:25,567 不會開不要開 19 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,359 下車 20 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,525 妳是會不會開車 21 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,192 妳看路都被妳堵住了 22 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:34,692 駕照是怎麼考的 23 00:02:34,734 --> 00:02:36,109 下車,叫妳下車有沒有聽到 24 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,275 不會開不要開 25 00:02:37,317 --> 00:02:38,525 欸,大姐,不好意思 26 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,734 不要亂開車 27 00:02:41,859 --> 00:02:42,734 素芬 28 00:02:42,775 --> 00:02:43,775 阿勇 29 00:02:43,942 --> 00:02:44,942 妳還好嗎 30 00:02:46,817 --> 00:02:48,567 沒關係,我來,我處理 31 00:02:49,192 --> 00:02:49,984 叔叔,不好意思 32 00:02:50,025 --> 00:02:50,775 可能要退一下 33 00:02:50,817 --> 00:02:51,942 我等一下車子要過 34 00:02:51,984 --> 00:02:52,984 不好意思 35 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:55,567 大姊,不好意思 36 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,067 可能要稍微退一下 37 00:02:58,775 --> 00:03:00,775 大哥不好意思,可能要稍退一點 38 00:03:26,942 --> 00:03:28,317 阿勇,你幹嘛 39 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:29,734 你先進去 40 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:30,775 來… 41 00:03:30,942 --> 00:03:31,817 右打到底 42 00:03:31,859 --> 00:03:32,859 右打 43 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:34,275 不用怕,來 44 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,150 豬腸 45 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:37,734 豬腸來了 46 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,609 你看大象從台北過來 47 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,192 都來半個多鐘頭了 48 00:03:42,234 --> 00:03:43,442 開車10分鐘就到還給我遲到 49 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,650 「恁祖嬤」駕到 50 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,817 掌聲鼓勵 51 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,900 對不起,我遲到了 52 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,400 剛剛有點迷路 53 00:03:55,484 --> 00:03:57,025 沒有啦,恁祖嬤妳哪有遲到 54 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:58,859 妳看,我們才剛剛開始而已 55 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,192 時間算得剛剛好啦 56 00:04:00,817 --> 00:04:02,109 趕快坐 57 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:04,525 先坐先坐 58 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:06,150 冰塊,冰塊 59 00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,692 很久沒有看到妳了 60 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,025 害羞啦,我兒子 61 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,859 很可愛 62 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:16,275 就小孩啊,沒關係啦 63 00:04:40,942 --> 00:04:43,150 你看素芬有什麼不一樣 64 00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:51,400 她都沒變 65 00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:52,984 你實在是喔 66 00:04:53,025 --> 00:04:55,400 讀到博士了,領悟力還這麼差 67 00:05:01,025 --> 00:05:02,109 怎樣啦 68 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:04,025 大家看過來 69 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:05,275 阿勇,來 70 00:05:05,317 --> 00:05:06,567 你自己來宣布啦 71 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,317 什麼啦 72 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:09,859 什麼啦 73 00:05:10,359 --> 00:05:11,234 來啦,不要害羞啦 74 00:05:11,275 --> 00:05:12,650 妳來啦 75 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,484 大事情喔 76 00:05:18,525 --> 00:05:20,359 是玉卿答應我的求婚 77 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,817 我要跟玉卿結婚了 78 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,609 感謝 79 00:05:26,984 --> 00:05:28,400 你伴郎要找誰 80 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:30,109 不然找他好了 81 00:05:30,609 --> 00:05:31,650 豬腸 82 00:05:31,692 --> 00:05:33,025 來啦 83 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,192 好啦 84 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,859 那伴娘我就要找素芬 85 00:05:38,775 --> 00:05:39,817 不行,不行 86 00:05:46,109 --> 00:05:47,609 好了啦,不要鬧了啦 87 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,484 班長 88 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,400 怎麼一個人在這邊 89 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,775 很久沒有回來 90 00:06:16,817 --> 00:06:18,567 想聞聞海的味道 91 00:06:18,984 --> 00:06:20,984 因為剛才在裡面喝了一點酒 92 00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:22,692 所以還不能開車回家 93 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:28,609 我送妳回去吧 94 00:06:31,609 --> 00:06:33,192 我順路 95 00:06:33,234 --> 00:06:34,692 百分之百順路 96 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:36,775 妳忘了嗎 97 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,984 我們家是反方向耶 98 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:43,442 妳忘記 99 00:06:43,484 --> 00:06:44,900 地球是圓的嗎 100 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:48,650 大不了 101 00:06:48,692 --> 00:06:49,567 繞地球一圈 102 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,775 我再回家 103 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,442 妳這次會回來多久 104 00:07:28,192 --> 00:07:29,775 還會回去嗎 105 00:07:30,942 --> 00:07:32,400 很快就回去了 106 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:34,484 玉卿她結婚 107 00:07:34,525 --> 00:07:36,150 我怎麼樣都得回來 108 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,400 還要順便處理老家 109 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:44,942 謝謝你又,順路送我回來 110 00:07:50,775 --> 00:07:52,150 等等你要走對路 111 00:07:52,192 --> 00:07:54,359 不然又要繞一大圈才能回到家 112 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:56,942 你,騎車小心 113 00:07:58,442 --> 00:07:59,442 那個 114 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,025 我是想 115 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:04,984 找一天 116 00:08:07,025 --> 00:08:08,442 我們可以約見面 117 00:08:50,317 --> 00:08:53,109 1是左腳,2是右腳,1 118 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:55,234 1,2,1 119 00:09:00,192 --> 00:09:01,067 像我 120 00:09:01,109 --> 00:09:02,442 有夠倒楣 121 00:09:02,817 --> 00:09:03,900 班長一句 122 00:09:05,692 --> 00:09:06,984 「雖小」那裡是台語 123 00:09:07,025 --> 00:09:08,025 麻雀雖小 124 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,109 年紀雖小 125 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,359 學校雖小 126 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,442 是雖然很小的意思,哪裡是台語 127 00:09:12,484 --> 00:09:13,859 班長一句 128 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:15,692 哭爸喔 129 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:16,442 邱素芬 130 00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:17,692 老師請妳當國語推行員 131 00:09:17,734 --> 00:09:20,067 抓班上講台語的人妳就囂張了 132 00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:21,442 蔡尚勇一句 133 00:09:22,359 --> 00:09:23,567 沒關係,來 134 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:37,984 溫刀武西郎 135 00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:39,942 班長一句 136 00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:40,984 又一句 137 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:43,692 溫刀武西郎哪裡是台語 138 00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,067 國中歷史課本裡面 139 00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:46,192 鼎鼎有名的日本武士 140 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:47,359 妳沒聽過喔 141 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:50,359 那是我家有死人的台語 142 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,484 好,要這樣算是不是 143 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,275 Where is your mother 144 00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,984 妳不是全班英文最好 145 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:01,025 翻譯啊 146 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:02,900 講啊 147 00:10:04,984 --> 00:10:06,109 你媽媽在哪裡 148 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,275 不是,我告訴妳是 149 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:12,734 恁娘咧 150 00:10:13,359 --> 00:10:15,067 Where is your mother 151 00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,150 班長髒話一句 152 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,275 幹 153 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:24,109 我是 154 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,067 幹什麼 155 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:26,109 問妳幹什麼 156 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,150 不行喔 157 00:10:28,984 --> 00:10:30,234 班長髒話一句 158 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:35,775 隨便妳啦 159 00:10:35,817 --> 00:10:37,025 好男不跟女鬥 160 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:38,942 老師來了 161 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:39,984 起立 162 00:10:42,234 --> 00:10:43,234 立正 163 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:45,650 敬禮 164 00:10:45,692 --> 00:10:47,650 老師好 165 00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:50,067 今天,數學隨堂考 166 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,650 班長發考卷 167 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:52,692 好 168 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:00,984 考卷拿到往後傳 169 00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:08,067 班長 170 00:11:08,817 --> 00:11:11,109 身為班長要以身作則 171 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:12,650 你一天 172 00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,650 就罰了25塊 173 00:11:14,692 --> 00:11:16,150 講多少句台語 174 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,400 站好 175 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,692 錢很多 176 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,317 不怕罰是不是 177 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:26,817 蔡志常 178 00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:28,234 昨天數學考幾分 179 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:30,192 報告老師,95 180 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,025 95分很了不起是不是 181 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:37,234 你如果慢一點交卷 182 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,234 你可以考100分 183 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:41,984 國語推行運動 184 00:11:42,025 --> 00:11:43,150 是為你們好 185 00:11:43,817 --> 00:11:45,942 國語說得好才能更上一層樓 186 00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:47,525 等你們進入社會 187 00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,567 自然會明白學校的用心良苦 188 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,067 講得比唱得還好聽 189 00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:51,734 暴政 190 00:11:51,775 --> 00:11:52,984 閉嘴 191 00:11:54,775 --> 00:11:55,984 下一個就是你 192 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,234 身為班長不以身作則 193 00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:02,859 講什麼台語 194 00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:05,650 講這麼多句 195 00:12:06,234 --> 00:12:07,109 老師我 196 00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:08,650 還給我回嘴 197 00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:10,775 下課 198 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:15,359 修理紗窗 199 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,317 修理玻璃 200 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,192 修理腳踏車 201 00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:21,192 烤番薯 202 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,775 阿公,下課了 203 00:12:24,817 --> 00:12:25,984 宏銘快一點啦 204 00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:27,317 阿公 205 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:29,650 阿公 206 00:12:29,692 --> 00:12:30,692 我回來了 207 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:31,817 你腳是怎樣 208 00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,109 不是腳,是屁股啦 209 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,192 屁股喔 210 00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:35,192 被老師打喔 211 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,275 被打屁股喔 212 00:12:36,317 --> 00:12:37,317 對啦 213 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,650 豬腸 214 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,567 我之前藏在這裡面的東西咧 215 00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:44,442 哭爸,我怎麼知道 216 00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:45,525 自己找啦 217 00:12:46,692 --> 00:12:47,817 又沒鴿子是在揮什麼 218 00:12:47,859 --> 00:12:48,859 白痴 219 00:12:49,109 --> 00:12:50,275 快 220 00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:50,942 好啦 221 00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:51,984 快點 222 00:12:53,317 --> 00:12:54,442 書啦 223 00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:55,900 這裡啦 224 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,067 你拿出來 225 00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:01,817 來啦 226 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,234 阿源你看啦 227 00:13:07,192 --> 00:13:08,192 怎麼變這樣啦 228 00:13:08,234 --> 00:13:09,317 破掉了啦 229 00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:10,359 幹 230 00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,567 不要打了啦 231 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,484 我好心借書給你看 232 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,692 戳到屁股了啦 233 00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:17,942 怎麼變成這樣 234 00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:19,109 還黏黏的 235 00:13:22,609 --> 00:13:23,525 腸仔 236 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,692 笑一下啦 237 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,817 被打又沒什麼,對不對 238 00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:28,484 阿源讀國小的時候 239 00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:29,817 每個禮拜都掛狗牌 240 00:13:29,859 --> 00:13:31,775 在台上罰站給全校的人看 241 00:13:31,817 --> 00:13:33,650 那才叫做丟臉 242 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:36,275 還把我的照片貼在畢業紀念冊上 243 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:37,525 我才不爽咧 244 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,234 國中的時候阿源和文龍 245 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,400 被老師罰青蛙跳 246 00:13:40,442 --> 00:13:41,275 還被罰說 247 00:13:41,317 --> 00:13:46,734 我要說國語 248 00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:47,900 我決定了 249 00:13:47,942 --> 00:13:50,067 以後看到邱素芬就要叫她毒氣 250 00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:51,900 消滅萬惡毒氣 251 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:54,109 大家看到她最好嘴巴快捂起來 252 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,567 要不然馬上會死喔 253 00:13:55,984 --> 00:14:01,442 毒氣 254 00:14:01,484 --> 00:14:03,317 你們現在是要拆我的房子 255 00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:07,525 曠世鉅作 256 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,400 不錯喔 257 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:11,567 我拿一下沙拉脫 258 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,192 好,給妳,小心喔 259 00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:14,317 謝謝 260 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:16,359 你們兩個是在… 261 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,775 真沒用 262 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,400 毒氣 263 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,567 幹嘛啦 264 00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:23,359 你們 265 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,900 真的很過份耶 266 00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:27,109 無聊 267 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:30,234 走開 268 00:14:31,484 --> 00:14:32,734 幼稚 269 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,150 不用 270 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,234 蔡玉卿 271 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:29,109 你們在幹嘛 272 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:30,359 我們來看班花 273 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:31,650 玉卿 274 00:15:31,692 --> 00:15:32,734 妳有男朋友嗎 275 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:34,109 沒有啊,怎麼了 276 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,567 不要鬧了啦 277 00:15:35,609 --> 00:15:36,234 幹嘛 278 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,150 我在跟我馬子講話 279 00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:37,984 你是在 280 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:38,900 妳是我馬子 281 00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:39,942 才不是 282 00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:40,984 走啦 283 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,025 白痴喔 284 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,234 走啦 285 00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:45,734 毒氣 286 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,942 毒氣在那裡 287 00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:47,984 毒氣 288 00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:50,650 毒氣 289 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,984 不要欺負邱素芬啦 290 00:15:53,025 --> 00:15:54,109 幹嘛啦 291 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:56,817 幹,倒楣才看到妳 292 00:15:59,109 --> 00:15:59,734 阿源 293 00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:00,567 不是要軋車 294 00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:01,234 來啊 295 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:02,525 輸的請吃冰 296 00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:03,567 怕什麼 297 00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:04,859 來 298 00:16:06,692 --> 00:16:07,692 軋車 299 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,317 快一點啊 300 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,942 欸,阿勇 301 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,067 起立 302 00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:14,984 立正 303 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,775 敬禮 304 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:20,817 老師好 305 00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:21,859 坐下 306 00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:32,609 邱素芬 307 00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:34,609 上個禮拜那個 308 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:37,359 講台語的處罰名單怎麼還沒放我桌上 309 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,317 妳現在把同學名字唸出來 310 00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:44,442 報告老師 311 00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:47,025 上星期沒有人說台語 312 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,109 是有人 313 00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,109 欺負妳 314 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,775 還是威脅妳 315 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,859 身為國語推行員 316 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,150 不可以這麼做喔 317 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,900 邱素芬 318 00:17:09,983 --> 00:17:11,317 妳老實說 319 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,358 報告老師 320 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,567 真的沒有 321 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:21,608 妳坐下 322 00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:23,692 現在開始考試 323 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:30,817 班上不可能都沒人說台語 324 00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:33,150 妳明顯就是在包庇同學啊 325 00:17:33,192 --> 00:17:34,900 跟老師說實話 326 00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,275 老師 327 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:40,067 我真的不適合當國語推行員 328 00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:41,984 去把處罰名單整理好交給我 329 00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:43,192 現在 330 00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:45,192 學校是為同學們將來好 331 00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,525 我要講幾遍 332 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,650 妳自己在台北讀過國中 333 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,192 應該知道說國語有多重要 334 00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:51,442 我也是因為相信妳 335 00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:53,900 才把這個重責大任交給妳 336 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:54,942 對嗎 337 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,192 謝謝老師 338 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,234 可是我能力不足 339 00:18:00,275 --> 00:18:02,234 一定有比我更能勝任的同學 340 00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:05,650 好,好 341 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,150 那不然 342 00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:08,692 妳把工作交接給 343 00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:09,775 蔡志常好了 344 00:18:09,817 --> 00:18:11,109 讓班長來做 345 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:12,609 我明天上課就公布 346 00:18:16,234 --> 00:18:17,650 還有什麼問題嗎 347 00:18:20,109 --> 00:18:21,775 對不起老師,我錯了 348 00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:23,442 我應該負起該負的責任 349 00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,150 我願意繼續當國語推行員 350 00:18:25,192 --> 00:18:26,192 謝謝老師 351 00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,359 打擾老師了 352 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:34,609 毒氣來了 353 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,275 快點,嘴巴快捂起來 354 00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:38,775 毒氣 355 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,734 不要這樣弄她 356 00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:42,484 阿源 357 00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:44,109 阿源死掉了啦 358 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:47,400 不要這樣弄她 359 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,234 你是在幹嘛啦 360 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:50,692 你現在是怎樣啦 361 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,442 回去坐好啦 362 00:18:52,484 --> 00:18:53,984 你是在哭夭 363 00:18:54,942 --> 00:18:56,859 好了 364 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,525 幹,你是吃錯藥喔 365 00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,192 怎樣 366 00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:00,275 好了 367 00:19:01,192 --> 00:19:02,400 都妳啦 368 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,775 剛剛一共6句 369 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,484 記下來 370 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,692 看什麼啦 371 00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,650 午休時間閉目養神啦 372 00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:43,900 3比0 373 00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:45,525 又要請老師吃布丁了啦 374 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:46,567 加油啊 375 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:52,109 來 376 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,234 慶祝老師兩個月以來第一次輸球 377 00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:57,817 這雜貨店你們看到的 378 00:19:57,859 --> 00:20:00,025 想吃什麼,想喝什麼隨便你們拿 379 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,859 計時開始 380 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,900 快點 381 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,067 5秒 382 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,109 10秒 383 00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:22,859 你怎麼知道我想吃布丁 384 00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:26,234 我請妳吃 385 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,234 老師你的30秒好久喔 386 00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:28,900 停 387 00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:29,775 時間到了 388 00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:30,317 停 389 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,317 老師 390 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:34,067 難道這就是傳說中的001號 391 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,275 我是要叫學姊好 392 00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:37,359 還是 393 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,442 師母好 394 00:20:47,109 --> 00:20:48,650 考卷改完了沒 395 00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:50,150 改完還給同學 396 00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,442 班長你再改分數也不會變高 397 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,442 邱素芬 398 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,859 妳英文是全班第一 399 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,025 其他科目也不錯 400 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,150 怎麼 401 00:21:29,859 --> 00:21:31,650 怎麼數學考這樣 402 00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:32,859 加油啊 403 00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:34,609 下課 404 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,692 我可以看一下嗎 405 00:21:55,484 --> 00:21:56,942 我沒有要嘲笑的意思 406 00:21:58,942 --> 00:21:59,984 我 407 00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:02,692 我只是想幫忙 408 00:22:16,192 --> 00:22:17,734 借我一支筆一張紙 409 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,442 這樣 410 00:22:26,192 --> 00:22:27,317 沒關係,算了 411 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:29,400 等我一下 412 00:22:36,817 --> 00:22:38,025 我們假設 413 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,734 這是0.9 414 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,817 這是1 415 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,775 所以0.9跟1之間的距離是0.1 416 00:22:45,317 --> 00:22:48,650 那0.99跟1之間的距離就是0.01 417 00:22:48,692 --> 00:22:49,692 就會更接近一點 418 00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:54,150 那0.999跟1之間的距離就是0.001 419 00:22:54,692 --> 00:22:56,859 所以越來越多的9 420 00:22:57,692 --> 00:22:59,525 與1的距離之後 421 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,400 就會趨近於0 422 00:23:01,942 --> 00:23:03,567 所以就等於1 423 00:23:06,817 --> 00:23:07,734 這些公式 424 00:23:07,775 --> 00:23:10,775 都是數學家從生活中演算出來的 425 00:23:11,317 --> 00:23:13,275 其實數學沒有妳想的這麼難 426 00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:15,984 還有別題嗎 427 00:23:18,609 --> 00:23:20,484 可能多到問不完 428 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:37,442 這個給妳 429 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,984 這是老師給學生的獎勵 430 00:24:00,192 --> 00:24:01,234 謝謝 431 00:24:28,525 --> 00:24:30,650 哭爸,怎麼會那麼多啦 432 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:27,859 班長 433 00:25:28,817 --> 00:25:29,817 罰款 434 00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:31,900 早就準備好了喔 435 00:25:34,109 --> 00:25:35,650 蔡尚勇,20 436 00:25:36,275 --> 00:25:37,525 蔡志常 437 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,442 你阿公來了 438 00:25:39,484 --> 00:25:40,734 阿公 439 00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:41,984 你怎麼會來學校 440 00:25:43,234 --> 00:25:44,400 常哥 441 00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:46,984 我昨晚在抽屜忽然發現一些借據 442 00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:48,567 原來都是你借的喔 443 00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:49,650 沒有啦,阿公 444 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:50,900 你缺很多嘛 445 00:25:50,942 --> 00:25:51,859 我暫時周轉一下 446 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:52,442 喔,這樣喔 447 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:53,192 我會還 448 00:25:53,234 --> 00:25:53,859 我真的會還 449 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,234 會還,那現在還我 450 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:55,984 錢還我 451 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:56,567 我現在沒錢 452 00:25:56,609 --> 00:25:57,692 你阿嬤咧 453 00:25:57,734 --> 00:25:58,900 跟人家學偷錢 454 00:25:58,942 --> 00:26:00,192 偷拿錢還寫借據 455 00:26:02,150 --> 00:26:04,275 阿公,我文龍,我文龍啦 456 00:26:06,109 --> 00:26:07,692 阿公不要打了啦 457 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,775 抓人 458 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,484 阿公 459 00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:18,400 爬得起來嗎 460 00:26:18,442 --> 00:26:19,067 可以嗎 461 00:26:19,109 --> 00:26:20,109 來,我看 462 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,234 不會死啦 463 00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:33,150 那個 464 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,067 護士阿姨好像還沒來 465 00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:37,109 沒關係啦,這小傷 466 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,400 你 467 00:26:39,817 --> 00:26:41,442 班長,你先坐好 468 00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:48,817 很痛吧 469 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,234 我可以說謊嗎 470 00:26:51,442 --> 00:26:52,609 當然不痛 471 00:26:53,442 --> 00:26:55,067 你的罰款 472 00:26:55,109 --> 00:26:56,567 是不是偷來的 473 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,359 哪裡是偷 474 00:26:59,192 --> 00:27:00,484 明明就是 475 00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:01,900 我還有寫借據 476 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:04,442 阿公都亂打人 477 00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:06,692 好險借據被我阿公丟掉 478 00:27:06,734 --> 00:27:07,984 剛好不用還 479 00:27:11,275 --> 00:27:12,275 幹 480 00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:16,234 髒話一句 481 00:27:22,859 --> 00:27:24,400 妳擦藥的樣子好美 482 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,692 如果我以後受傷都要找妳擦藥 483 00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,067 幹 484 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:33,900 又一句 485 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,775 你很喜歡吃布丁嗎 486 00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:44,192 喔,對啊 487 00:27:44,775 --> 00:27:45,817 班長 488 00:27:46,484 --> 00:27:49,109 你以後,可以不要故意講台語嗎 489 00:27:51,942 --> 00:27:53,359 我哪有故意啊 490 00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:56,359 你的演技真的沒有很好 491 00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:01,442 怎麼可能 492 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,484 我下一個影帝耶 493 00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:10,567 可是 494 00:28:10,609 --> 00:28:13,525 如果妳不想要抓班上同學講台語 495 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:14,567 妳就 496 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,609 抓我啊 497 00:28:16,192 --> 00:28:17,192 抓我就好 498 00:28:17,692 --> 00:28:18,942 可是 499 00:28:18,984 --> 00:28:20,317 這樣會害你被罵 500 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:21,942 而且你還有可能會被打 501 00:28:22,942 --> 00:28:24,359 被罵幾句又不會死 502 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,400 對不對 503 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:27,692 而且如果被打 504 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,942 我就 505 00:28:32,692 --> 00:28:34,650 我再找妳幫我擦藥就好 506 00:28:41,192 --> 00:28:42,234 那 507 00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:43,567 班長 508 00:28:43,609 --> 00:28:45,984 你以後可以不要講那些兇巴巴的台語嗎 509 00:28:46,609 --> 00:28:47,359 如果 510 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,775 你想不到要講什麼 511 00:28:48,817 --> 00:28:50,692 你可以用台語叫我的名字 512 00:28:51,275 --> 00:28:53,567 素芬 513 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:55,900 吸菸 514 00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,275 就是抽菸的台語嘛 515 00:28:59,317 --> 00:29:01,234 對耶,我怎麼都沒有想到啊 516 00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:03,400 吸菸 517 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,400 吸菸 518 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,317 班長一句 519 00:29:17,942 --> 00:29:20,192 但你一天最多只能講兩句喔 520 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:21,692 為什麼 521 00:29:22,234 --> 00:29:23,650 因為 522 00:29:23,692 --> 00:29:26,359 我的零用錢只夠買兩杯布丁 523 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:30,234 好 524 00:29:32,984 --> 00:29:34,275 那不然這樣好了 525 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,567 這個布丁就當作 526 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,442 交換我幫妳補習數學 527 00:29:42,234 --> 00:29:43,234 怎麼樣 528 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,650 而且我只教妳一個人 529 00:29:46,692 --> 00:29:48,150 不教其他人 530 00:29:49,025 --> 00:29:50,775 妳就是我 531 00:29:50,817 --> 00:29:51,984 唯一的學生 532 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,317 001號 533 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,734 可以嗎 534 00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:09,984 來 535 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,067 我唸,你寫 536 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:13,609 你是我 537 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:15,192 心中 538 00:30:15,234 --> 00:30:16,234 豬腸 539 00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,234 明天看電影我有幫你報名喔 540 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:20,900 我才不要去咧 541 00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:22,734 宏銘跟美燕告白 542 00:30:22,775 --> 00:30:24,067 去當電燈泡幹嘛 543 00:30:25,150 --> 00:30:26,275 我們的任務 544 00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:28,025 是要掩護他們 545 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,150 很重要 546 00:30:29,192 --> 00:30:29,859 對啊 547 00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,192 豬腸 548 00:30:31,234 --> 00:30:33,984 助人為快樂之本 549 00:30:34,025 --> 00:30:35,442 你是沒有聽過喔 550 00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:37,859 大象 551 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,567 助人為快樂之本是吧 552 00:30:40,025 --> 00:30:41,025 不然 553 00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:42,442 我幫妳報名徵筆友好不好 554 00:30:42,484 --> 00:30:43,484 不要 555 00:30:43,650 --> 00:30:44,609 不錯 556 00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:46,525 這樣啦,我負責去和玉卿借相片 557 00:30:46,567 --> 00:30:48,109 不然妳的臉要是放在上面 558 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,400 你在哭爸 559 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,900 現在過年放假你給我穿制服出來 560 00:30:54,942 --> 00:30:56,234 要是倒楣被教官遇到 561 00:30:56,275 --> 00:30:57,567 我們又會被記過 562 00:30:57,984 --> 00:30:58,859 美燕來了啦 563 00:30:58,900 --> 00:30:59,484 加油 564 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,650 - 機會只有一次 - 勇仔 565 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:01,650 我的電影票呢 566 00:31:01,692 --> 00:31:02,692 拿來啦 567 00:31:03,817 --> 00:31:04,859 想造反啊 568 00:31:07,150 --> 00:31:08,734 學校推行國語運動 569 00:31:08,775 --> 00:31:10,109 規定說的是國語 570 00:31:11,525 --> 00:31:12,859 有人穿制服 571 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,359 台語還敢說的那麼大聲 572 00:31:16,234 --> 00:31:17,234 教官 573 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:18,734 他們都是我班的學生 574 00:31:18,775 --> 00:31:19,692 而且 575 00:31:19,734 --> 00:31:20,359 現在過年嘛 576 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,817 平時如戰時 577 00:31:21,859 --> 00:31:23,442 張老師沒有聽過嗎 578 00:31:24,442 --> 00:31:26,692 難怪學生不知天高地厚 579 00:31:26,734 --> 00:31:28,067 都是妳縱容出來的 580 00:31:31,817 --> 00:31:33,109 報告教官 581 00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:35,150 政府已經宣布解嚴 582 00:31:35,192 --> 00:31:36,984 學生連髮禁都放寬了 583 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,567 推行國語運動也宣布要廢除 584 00:31:39,609 --> 00:31:41,359 而且現在是寒假 585 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,525 這裡是電影院 586 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,734 並不是學校 587 00:31:46,692 --> 00:31:47,692 妳出來 588 00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:56,775 你們班國語推行員是誰 589 00:31:58,942 --> 00:31:59,567 報告教官 590 00:31:59,609 --> 00:32:00,609 我腳軟 591 00:32:00,692 --> 00:32:01,817 白痴喔 592 00:32:02,484 --> 00:32:03,525 把她的名字 593 00:32:03,567 --> 00:32:04,192 還有妳 594 00:32:04,234 --> 00:32:04,900 還有你的名字 595 00:32:04,942 --> 00:32:05,734 全部記下來 596 00:32:05,775 --> 00:32:06,775 尤其是妳 597 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,234 我要交給訓導處嚴懲 598 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:12,067 教官 599 00:32:12,109 --> 00:32:14,442 恁祖嬤就是國語推行員 600 00:32:16,025 --> 00:32:17,567 真的想造反啊 601 00:32:27,317 --> 00:32:28,317 恁祖嬤 602 00:32:36,942 --> 00:32:38,567 妳真的是我心目中的媽祖耶 603 00:32:38,609 --> 00:32:39,775 來,這些都請妳 604 00:32:39,817 --> 00:32:41,192 你太客氣 605 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,442 美燕 606 00:32:54,942 --> 00:32:55,859 我去上廁所 607 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,484 妳幫我顧一下包包 608 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,692 啊妳不是要去廁所 609 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:37,442 謝謝老師 610 00:33:37,484 --> 00:33:38,484 坐下 611 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,484 班長 612 00:33:53,525 --> 00:33:55,025 你可以教我這一題嗎 613 00:33:57,609 --> 00:33:58,900 各位同學 614 00:33:58,942 --> 00:34:00,859 聯考已經在倒數了,加油啊 615 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,067 要衝刺了啊 616 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:03,900 蔡志常 617 00:34:05,484 --> 00:34:06,692 你是班長 618 00:34:06,734 --> 00:34:08,109 數學成績又那麼好 619 00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:10,817 你就要當大家的小老師,知道嗎 620 00:34:11,942 --> 00:34:13,234 下次月考 621 00:34:13,275 --> 00:34:14,525 我要看到大家的進步 622 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:23,150 56 623 00:34:23,192 --> 00:34:23,984 對啊 624 00:34:24,025 --> 00:34:24,567 班長 625 00:34:24,609 --> 00:34:25,442 你真的好厲害 626 00:34:25,484 --> 00:34:26,609 你一教我就懂了 627 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:27,567 還好啦 628 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,150 邱素芬我都教會了 629 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,400 還有誰我教不會 630 00:34:30,567 --> 00:34:31,900 那我可以問嗎 631 00:34:34,317 --> 00:34:35,400 這個 632 00:34:35,442 --> 00:34:37,400 這個就是剛剛老師上課說的啊 633 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,734 妳把那個公式套進去就有 634 00:34:39,984 --> 00:34:41,192 看一下公式 635 00:34:41,359 --> 00:34:42,525 好像是這個 636 00:34:44,025 --> 00:34:44,859 好厲害喔 637 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,067 好像是耶 638 00:34:50,192 --> 00:34:51,192 素芬 639 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:53,359 素芬 640 00:34:54,609 --> 00:34:55,609 素芬 641 00:34:56,567 --> 00:34:58,442 邱素芬妳幹嘛不理我啦 642 00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:02,359 素芬,妳幹嘛啦 643 00:35:05,942 --> 00:35:07,067 我就是想不通 644 00:35:07,109 --> 00:35:08,192 你看 645 00:35:08,234 --> 00:35:10,859 你們要我教數學我就不能不教啊 646 00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:13,692 她是氣噗噗在氣什麼 647 00:35:17,442 --> 00:35:18,567 你喔 648 00:35:18,609 --> 00:35:20,734 一定是喜歡邱素芬,對不對 649 00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:23,859 你才是喜歡玉卿啦 650 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:24,942 還敢說我咧 651 00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:27,192 你喜歡玉卿喔 652 00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:28,775 對啊 653 00:35:28,817 --> 00:35:30,567 我就是喜歡蔡玉卿啊,怎樣 654 00:35:33,025 --> 00:35:35,442 我將來是要和蔡玉卿結婚的人耶 655 00:35:35,817 --> 00:35:37,234 我知道了 656 00:35:37,275 --> 00:35:38,484 邱素芬喜歡你啦 657 00:35:38,525 --> 00:35:39,859 你去跟她在一起啊 658 00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:45,775 骯髒鬼 659 00:35:46,984 --> 00:35:48,109 我跟你講啦 660 00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:49,984 她喜歡的 661 00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:50,817 是小馬哥 662 00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:52,109 才不是我好不好 663 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,692 小馬哥 664 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:55,150 你說這個小馬哥喔 665 00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:01,067 邱素芬 666 00:36:02,859 --> 00:36:03,859 送給妳 667 00:36:12,775 --> 00:36:13,775 送妳啦 668 00:36:15,609 --> 00:36:16,734 邱素芬 669 00:36:17,859 --> 00:36:19,192 素芬理我嘛 670 00:36:22,317 --> 00:36:23,317 素芬 671 00:36:24,275 --> 00:36:25,275 素芬 672 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,484 欸,素芬 673 00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:28,692 素芬 674 00:36:29,442 --> 00:36:30,567 是我啦,素芬 675 00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:32,525 素芬 676 00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:33,692 素芬 677 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,192 我在這裡啊,素芬 678 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,775 這種天氣還穿著大風衣 679 00:36:52,817 --> 00:36:54,192 能不中暑嗎 680 00:37:01,775 --> 00:37:04,317 這傢伙就是那個開雜貨店的孫子啊 681 00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:07,192 他爺爺是個好人 682 00:37:07,234 --> 00:37:09,109 但妳知道他爸媽的事嗎 683 00:37:09,150 --> 00:37:11,900 他爸媽的事同學都知道 684 00:37:11,942 --> 00:37:13,484 但是班長他人很好 685 00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:14,650 又很優秀 686 00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:16,442 數學考試都拿100分 687 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:18,859 100分 688 00:37:20,734 --> 00:37:21,900 小芬啊 689 00:37:22,734 --> 00:37:25,109 妳知道妳以後要去美國念書的吧 690 00:37:25,859 --> 00:37:28,567 龍生龍,鳳生鳳 691 00:37:28,609 --> 00:37:30,025 我看這傢伙 692 00:37:30,067 --> 00:37:31,067 17,8歲的 693 00:37:31,109 --> 00:37:32,775 肯定血氣方剛 694 00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:35,275 爸爸給他來一劑乖乖針 695 00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:36,359 爸 696 00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:40,150 年輕人你醒了啊 697 00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:41,984 對啊,突然就醒了 698 00:37:42,442 --> 00:37:43,734 躺下打針 699 00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:45,484 不用了,邱醫師 700 00:37:45,525 --> 00:37:46,525 我沒事了 701 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,234 謝謝邱醫師 702 00:38:03,025 --> 00:38:04,109 你怎麼那麼早起來 703 00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:05,317 吵到你啦 704 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,359 等一下,我去屏東一趟 705 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,650 去看你爸 706 00:38:14,234 --> 00:38:15,984 你為什麼又要去看他啦 707 00:38:17,025 --> 00:38:18,192 看他 708 00:38:18,234 --> 00:38:19,859 你老爸啦,什麼他 709 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,109 沒禮貌 710 00:38:23,442 --> 00:38:25,275 你都不覺得丟臉 711 00:38:34,317 --> 00:38:35,525 傻孫子 712 00:38:36,734 --> 00:38:39,234 要做誰的兒子天注定的 713 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,692 又不是說買愛國獎券號碼自己選 714 00:38:44,025 --> 00:38:44,775 你喔 715 00:38:44,817 --> 00:38:46,275 好好讀書 716 00:38:46,317 --> 00:38:48,317 考到一間好大學 717 00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,109 過你的日子 718 00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:52,234 到時候看你要住台北要住美國 719 00:38:52,275 --> 00:38:53,400 隨你去 720 00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:57,359 不要 721 00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:59,442 我要留在這裡陪阿公 722 00:38:59,817 --> 00:39:01,359 阿公不用你陪 723 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,109 你飛越遠我越高興 724 00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:05,567 你喔,在這裡沒出息啦,知不知道 725 00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,775 去睡,再去睡 726 00:39:06,817 --> 00:39:07,567 不要啦 727 00:39:07,609 --> 00:39:08,900 我就是要留在這啦 728 00:39:09,817 --> 00:39:10,817 死小孩 729 00:39:10,859 --> 00:39:11,942 這麼會撒嬌 730 00:39:26,984 --> 00:39:27,984 班長 731 00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,900 你昨天跑來我家幹嘛 732 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:41,817 我可以說謊嗎 733 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,525 我剛好經過 734 00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:51,734 不是啊 735 00:39:51,775 --> 00:39:53,442 妳有這麼多數學不會 736 00:39:54,359 --> 00:39:55,650 又不來問我 737 00:39:57,234 --> 00:39:58,609 身為老師的我 738 00:39:58,650 --> 00:40:00,275 只好去做家庭訪問 739 00:40:04,609 --> 00:40:05,609 素芬 740 00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:09,109 對不起 741 00:40:11,567 --> 00:40:12,900 其實我知道 742 00:40:13,609 --> 00:40:14,984 妳在生我的氣 743 00:40:16,484 --> 00:40:17,859 我沒有生你的氣 744 00:40:19,942 --> 00:40:21,109 我只是 745 00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:23,817 我只是不想造成你的負擔 746 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:28,442 沒有負擔啊 747 00:40:28,484 --> 00:40:29,859 哪裡有什麼負擔 748 00:40:30,650 --> 00:40:31,984 妳是我唯一的 749 00:40:33,484 --> 00:40:34,609 001號 750 00:40:35,484 --> 00:40:36,775 我就算不睡覺 751 00:40:37,192 --> 00:40:38,275 也要教妳啊 752 00:40:39,192 --> 00:40:40,984 你為什麼要這麼幫我 753 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,067 我可以說謊嗎 754 00:40:45,817 --> 00:40:46,817 我 755 00:40:47,609 --> 00:40:49,442 剛好也想複習數學 756 00:40:53,609 --> 00:40:54,609 素芬 757 00:40:56,525 --> 00:40:57,942 我送妳吧 758 00:40:57,984 --> 00:40:59,025 我順路 759 00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,400 我們家是反方向耶 760 00:41:03,525 --> 00:41:04,859 妳忘記 761 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,275 地球是圓的嗎 762 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:09,984 大不了 763 00:41:10,025 --> 00:41:11,025 繞地球一圈 764 00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:12,234 我再回家 765 00:41:53,609 --> 00:41:54,817 歡迎來到 766 00:41:54,859 --> 00:41:56,442 蔡志常時間 767 00:42:03,775 --> 00:42:07,025 擁著你 768 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:10,734 當初溫馨再湧現 769 00:42:10,775 --> 00:42:11,859 阿公 770 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:12,817 怎樣啦 771 00:42:12,859 --> 00:42:14,817 你電視小聲一點啦 772 00:42:14,859 --> 00:42:15,734 讓我們翻開 773 00:42:15,775 --> 00:42:17,650 高中數學第一章 774 00:42:18,609 --> 00:42:19,400 今天是 775 00:42:19,442 --> 00:42:20,734 9月22日 776 00:42:21,109 --> 00:42:23,025 氣溫32度 777 00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,567 微風徐徐 778 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:27,150 非常適合學數學 779 00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:29,192 歡迎收聽 780 00:42:29,234 --> 00:42:30,609 蔡志常時間 781 00:42:33,359 --> 00:42:36,359 擁著你 782 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,234 當初溫馨再湧現 783 00:42:40,275 --> 00:42:42,984 心裡邊 784 00:42:43,025 --> 00:42:48,025 每次都想呼喊你的名字 785 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:51,567 告訴你心中的話 786 00:42:51,609 --> 00:42:53,234 常仔最近在 787 00:42:53,275 --> 00:42:54,317 談戀愛喔 788 00:42:54,359 --> 00:42:55,525 心花開 789 00:42:55,567 --> 00:42:56,734 沒有啦 790 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:57,775 歡迎又來到 791 00:42:57,817 --> 00:42:59,150 蔡志常時間 792 00:42:59,567 --> 00:43:00,525 照慣例 793 00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:02,192 我們一樣先聽首歌 794 00:43:29,859 --> 00:43:30,859 班長 795 00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,025 這幾年 796 00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:34,400 你過得好嗎 797 00:43:36,650 --> 00:43:37,942 我可以說謊嗎 798 00:43:38,692 --> 00:43:40,025 我過得很好 799 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:50,109 看你過得不好我就放心了 800 00:43:53,817 --> 00:43:55,400 我也會說謊啊 801 00:43:59,442 --> 00:44:00,942 先拿啦,先拿啦 802 00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:03,734 好 803 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:05,442 現在把你的願望寫下來 804 00:44:05,484 --> 00:44:07,359 等一下我們就去把這個埋起來 805 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,859 要等20年之後才能拿出來看喔 806 00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:11,692 很無聊耶 807 00:44:12,609 --> 00:44:13,400 黃益源 808 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,775 這是台北最流行的時光膠囊 809 00:44:15,817 --> 00:44:17,109 你是沒聽過喔 810 00:44:17,150 --> 00:44:18,400 沒有啊 811 00:44:18,442 --> 00:44:20,900 不然妳跟我去台北妳教我 812 00:44:20,942 --> 00:44:21,442 台北 813 00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:22,317 不然 814 00:44:22,359 --> 00:44:23,567 我跟你去台北我教你 815 00:44:23,609 --> 00:44:24,609 怎麼樣 816 00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:26,859 快寫啦 817 00:44:40,734 --> 00:44:41,400 好 818 00:44:41,442 --> 00:44:42,317 現在把它埋起來 819 00:44:42,359 --> 00:44:43,359 埋起來 820 00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:45,234 這裡還有一個 821 00:44:45,275 --> 00:44:45,775 小心一點 822 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:46,734 不要用到我的鞋子 823 00:44:46,775 --> 00:44:47,942 很髒啦 824 00:44:48,484 --> 00:44:50,025 各位同學 825 00:44:50,067 --> 00:44:51,067 我們說好了喔 826 00:44:51,109 --> 00:44:52,359 等20年之後 827 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,609 我們就約在這裡 828 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:54,817 到時候再把它 829 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,900 挖出來 830 00:44:59,942 --> 00:45:01,025 阿源 831 00:45:47,609 --> 00:45:48,609 素芬 832 00:45:50,359 --> 00:45:51,609 上了大學 833 00:45:52,109 --> 00:45:53,650 大家各分東西 834 00:45:54,859 --> 00:45:57,067 希望妳看到這個計算機 835 00:45:57,609 --> 00:45:59,359 可以想到妳的 836 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,734 數學小老師我 837 00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:06,900 什麼數學小老師啦 838 00:46:07,984 --> 00:46:08,984 素芬 839 00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:12,400 當妳看到這個計算機 840 00:46:12,984 --> 00:46:14,609 它就是我的化身 841 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:19,942 白痴喔 842 00:46:19,984 --> 00:46:21,317 化身個屁 843 00:46:23,567 --> 00:46:24,567 送給妳 844 00:46:33,067 --> 00:46:33,859 你後面是什麼 845 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:34,317 沒有啦 846 00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:35,484 你們先去啦 847 00:46:35,525 --> 00:46:36,025 快啦 848 00:46:36,067 --> 00:46:37,942 好啦,我們先去 849 00:46:42,525 --> 00:46:43,234 媽咪 850 00:46:43,275 --> 00:46:44,275 寶貝 851 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:46,400 恭喜妳畢業了 852 00:46:46,442 --> 00:46:47,317 謝謝 853 00:46:47,359 --> 00:46:48,359 妳看誰來了 854 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,109 良哥 855 00:46:49,150 --> 00:46:51,025 小芬,好久不見 856 00:46:52,067 --> 00:46:53,150 我帶你們進去 857 00:46:53,192 --> 00:46:53,734 好 858 00:46:53,775 --> 00:46:54,734 真搞不懂妳爸 859 00:46:54,775 --> 00:46:57,525 為什麼要到這麼鄉下的地方來執業 860 00:46:58,025 --> 00:46:58,817 妳知道嗎 861 00:46:58,859 --> 00:47:01,359 這地方偏僻的連路都找不到 862 00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,900 班長 863 00:47:06,817 --> 00:47:09,442 媽媽,那我先去禮堂 864 00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:11,567 小芬 865 00:47:11,609 --> 00:47:13,025 還沒給妳 866 00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:14,275 恭喜妳,畢業快樂 867 00:47:15,109 --> 00:47:15,900 很漂亮 868 00:47:15,942 --> 00:47:16,942 謝謝你 869 00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:19,734 這位是 870 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:23,067 這位是我們班班長 871 00:47:23,109 --> 00:47:24,484 他也是我的數學小老師 872 00:47:24,525 --> 00:47:26,150 叫蔡志常 873 00:47:26,734 --> 00:47:27,442 你好 874 00:47:27,484 --> 00:47:28,442 這位是我媽 875 00:47:28,484 --> 00:47:30,317 然後這是良哥 876 00:47:30,359 --> 00:47:31,817 我跟他從小一起長大 877 00:47:31,859 --> 00:47:33,900 是我青梅竹馬的哥哥 878 00:47:33,942 --> 00:47:36,400 班長是妳的初戀男友嗎 879 00:47:37,234 --> 00:47:38,234 不是 880 00:47:39,442 --> 00:47:41,650 還好,我還以為是情敵見面 881 00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:43,859 我跟班長 882 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,775 我們只是高中同學 883 00:47:47,525 --> 00:47:48,150 素芬 884 00:47:48,192 --> 00:47:50,317 那我先去禮堂 885 00:47:56,484 --> 00:47:58,109 那,我也去禮堂 886 00:48:03,234 --> 00:48:04,442 好啦,等我一下啦 887 00:48:04,859 --> 00:48:06,942 沒有,妳這個沒有比我好 888 00:48:07,984 --> 00:48:09,192 兇耶 889 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,400 素芬 890 00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:49,942 班長 891 00:49:07,359 --> 00:49:08,567 素芬我 892 00:49:12,359 --> 00:49:13,609 我 893 00:49:17,984 --> 00:49:19,525 我想跟妳借支筆 894 00:49:33,442 --> 00:49:34,650 就這支 895 00:49:35,317 --> 00:49:38,734 可是這支筆,都被我咬得坑坑巴巴的 896 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:47,942 送你 897 00:49:52,150 --> 00:49:53,192 那 898 00:49:58,692 --> 00:49:59,775 送給妳 899 00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:28,067 班長 900 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:30,692 你是不是忘了什麼 901 00:50:38,609 --> 00:50:39,609 吸菸 902 00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:42,317 班長一句 903 00:50:48,192 --> 00:50:49,234 班長 904 00:50:50,692 --> 00:50:52,650 你一定要考上第一志願 905 00:50:57,192 --> 00:50:58,442 上了大學 906 00:50:59,525 --> 00:51:00,984 不管怎麼樣 907 00:51:01,025 --> 00:51:02,150 我們一定要 908 00:51:02,692 --> 00:51:03,609 一直 909 00:51:03,650 --> 00:51:05,192 一直保持聯絡 910 00:51:31,442 --> 00:51:32,692 聯考放榜 911 00:51:32,734 --> 00:51:34,484 我考上國立大學 912 00:51:35,275 --> 00:51:36,484 素芬卻落榜了 913 00:51:37,525 --> 00:51:39,692 我收到她寄來的祝賀卡片 914 00:51:40,442 --> 00:51:42,275 卻再也沒能和她見面 915 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:46,609 聽玉卿說邱醫師搬回台北住 916 00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:49,067 而素芬已經報名台北的補習班 917 00:51:49,734 --> 00:51:50,817 準備重考 918 00:51:53,192 --> 00:51:54,025 腸仔 919 00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:55,109 聽玉卿說 920 00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:56,900 素芬現在一直都住台北 921 00:51:56,942 --> 00:51:58,192 還是你去找她啊 922 00:51:59,275 --> 00:52:00,442 台北 923 00:52:03,275 --> 00:52:04,609 台北好遠 924 00:52:06,650 --> 00:52:08,150 不是坐個火車就到了 925 00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:10,359 不然就騎車去啊 926 00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:12,025 屁股要開花喔 927 00:52:21,692 --> 00:52:23,400 誰啊 928 00:52:23,942 --> 00:52:25,525 我是一年級新生 929 00:52:25,567 --> 00:52:26,567 蔡志常 930 00:52:26,984 --> 00:52:28,150 土木系的 931 00:52:28,317 --> 00:52:29,317 這樣 932 00:52:36,692 --> 00:52:37,859 你這間的嗎 933 00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:43,484 那這樣我們是室友了 934 00:52:44,734 --> 00:52:45,817 我是電機二年級 935 00:52:45,859 --> 00:52:46,567 李育翔 936 00:52:46,609 --> 00:52:47,234 哈囉 937 00:52:47,275 --> 00:52:48,275 你好 938 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:54,359 長得滿帥的耶 939 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,442 有女朋友嗎 940 00:52:56,734 --> 00:52:57,442 沒有 941 00:52:57,484 --> 00:52:58,525 那就好 942 00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:07,984 穿絲襪的同學要不要加入康輔社 943 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,942 CC 944 00:53:16,150 --> 00:53:17,275 妳在這邊啊 945 00:53:17,775 --> 00:53:18,942 是你 946 00:53:18,984 --> 00:53:19,984 幹嘛啊 947 00:53:20,775 --> 00:53:22,400 要不要加入康輔社 948 00:53:22,442 --> 00:53:25,525 你什麼時候才要介紹講台語的人給我啦 949 00:53:26,192 --> 00:53:27,192 我 950 00:53:28,692 --> 00:53:29,567 好啦 951 00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:30,609 這我新室友 952 00:53:31,692 --> 00:53:32,692 我是蔡志常 953 00:53:32,775 --> 00:53:33,775 好帥喔 954 00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:36,900 你好 955 00:53:36,942 --> 00:53:38,234 我是艾琳 956 00:53:38,859 --> 00:53:40,984 你願意教我台語嗎 957 00:53:43,567 --> 00:53:45,317 教我台語,好嗎 958 00:53:45,734 --> 00:53:46,900 真的嗎 959 00:53:47,442 --> 00:53:48,900 棒球 960 00:53:48,942 --> 00:53:49,984 不錯耶 961 00:53:51,317 --> 00:53:53,567 還是你要加入康輔社 962 00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:57,067 怎麼樣 963 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,025 艾琳不錯吧 964 00:54:01,359 --> 00:54:02,484 她不是你的菜啊 965 00:54:08,567 --> 00:54:09,609 早啊 966 00:54:19,275 --> 00:54:20,317 嗨 967 00:54:21,817 --> 00:54:22,484 蔡蔡 968 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:24,984 那句台語怎麼說啦 969 00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:33,900 可以啊 970 00:54:54,150 --> 00:54:55,192 怎麼了 971 00:54:55,609 --> 00:54:57,775 我今天被我們班的南部人笑 972 00:54:58,192 --> 00:55:00,317 我去香港買香真香 973 00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:07,109 是我去香港買香真香 974 00:55:07,150 --> 00:55:09,650 我去香港買香真香 975 00:55:10,025 --> 00:55:11,817 這啥小(什麼)啦 976 00:55:11,859 --> 00:55:12,859 一句 977 00:55:16,609 --> 00:55:17,900 不是啦,我是說 978 00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:19,609 女生不要講髒話啦 979 00:55:22,234 --> 00:55:24,400 這啥小 980 00:55:25,817 --> 00:55:26,817 啥小 981 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:29,525 這是啥小啦 982 00:55:38,150 --> 00:55:38,775 不好意思 983 00:55:38,817 --> 00:55:39,984 我要一份報紙 984 00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:42,234 每次都想 985 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:46,692 呼喊你的名字 986 00:56:47,109 --> 00:56:50,859 告訴你心中的話 987 00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:55,067 面對面看著你的眼睛 988 00:56:55,234 --> 00:56:59,692 不再追尋你的背影 989 00:57:01,525 --> 00:57:02,567 白痴喔 990 00:57:02,609 --> 00:57:03,234 小聲一點 991 00:57:03,275 --> 00:57:04,650 這裡有住人耶 992 00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:06,567 當作是你家開的喔 993 00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:08,150 你在啊 994 00:57:10,817 --> 00:57:11,942 又被退回來了 995 00:57:14,275 --> 00:57:15,275 阿勇 996 00:57:15,567 --> 00:57:17,359 那個素芬到底多迷人啊 997 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,609 我哪知道 998 00:57:18,650 --> 00:57:19,734 你問他 999 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,109 Surprise 1000 00:57:27,984 --> 00:57:34,150 祝你生日快樂 1001 00:57:36,484 --> 00:57:37,692 生日快樂 1002 00:57:37,734 --> 00:57:39,442 壽星坐中間啦 1003 00:57:40,234 --> 00:57:41,234 那我是不是 1004 00:57:41,525 --> 00:57:42,734 要獻吻啊 1005 00:57:44,567 --> 00:57:45,234 沒有 1006 00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:45,900 蔡志常 1007 00:57:45,942 --> 00:57:46,442 哪有這樣 1008 00:57:46,484 --> 00:57:47,067 蔡志常過來 1009 00:57:47,109 --> 00:57:47,859 白痴喔 1010 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:48,567 蔡蔡 1011 00:57:48,609 --> 00:57:49,192 幹嘛啦 1012 00:57:49,234 --> 00:57:49,775 你要去哪 1013 00:57:49,817 --> 00:57:50,734 你害羞個屁 1014 00:57:50,775 --> 00:57:51,484 沒有啦 1015 00:57:51,775 --> 00:57:52,442 不要鬧了啦 1016 00:57:52,484 --> 00:57:53,025 阿翔 1017 00:57:53,067 --> 00:57:53,567 可以 1018 00:57:53,609 --> 00:57:54,609 可以嘛 1019 00:57:56,067 --> 00:57:56,775 好啦 1020 00:57:56,817 --> 00:57:58,859 你們先切蛋糕吃蛋糕啦 1021 00:58:03,984 --> 00:58:05,567 為了要躲艾琳 1022 00:58:05,609 --> 00:58:07,734 連聖誕節都不敢去學校過 1023 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,234 你真的是很沒種 1024 00:58:21,150 --> 00:58:22,775 人家玉卿說 1025 00:58:23,275 --> 00:58:27,150 聖誕節是一年當中最重要的節日 1026 00:58:29,234 --> 00:58:30,317 來 1027 00:58:30,359 --> 00:58:32,317 聖誕禮物送你 1028 00:58:32,609 --> 00:58:34,359 Merry Christmas 1029 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,692 這什麼啦 1030 00:58:35,734 --> 00:58:36,442 醜得要死 1031 00:58:36,484 --> 00:58:37,525 拿走啦 1032 00:58:39,859 --> 00:58:41,067 還好吧 1033 00:58:43,234 --> 00:58:44,317 你喔 1034 00:58:44,359 --> 00:58:46,317 就是相思病在心情壞 1035 00:58:47,859 --> 00:58:50,359 還是乾脆你去台北找素芬一趟 1036 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,942 去跟她告白啊 1037 00:58:51,984 --> 00:58:54,484 讓她知道你有多愛她啊 1038 00:58:56,567 --> 00:58:58,525 等她考上再說 1039 00:59:02,775 --> 00:59:03,775 豬腸 1040 00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:06,067 你有沒有想過 1041 00:59:06,109 --> 00:59:09,359 素芬已經考第三年了 1042 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,317 萬一她一考考13年都考不上 1043 00:59:11,359 --> 00:59:12,734 你要怎麼辦啦 1044 00:59:12,942 --> 00:59:13,525 哭爸喔 1045 00:59:13,567 --> 00:59:15,192 你在亂說什麼啦 1046 00:59:15,359 --> 00:59:16,525 萬一嘛 1047 00:59:16,567 --> 00:59:18,359 我是說萬一 1048 00:59:19,067 --> 00:59:20,734 所以我真的想不通 1049 00:59:20,775 --> 00:59:22,067 你到底是在怕什麼 1050 00:59:22,109 --> 00:59:23,109 最少 1051 00:59:23,150 --> 00:59:24,859 你也先去掛號拿號碼牌 1052 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:26,275 先拿先贏啊 1053 00:59:26,317 --> 00:59:27,317 對吧 1054 00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:31,192 我怕 1055 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:32,567 她拒絕我 1056 00:59:33,442 --> 00:59:35,775 我連做她高中同學的機會都沒有 1057 00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:48,400 豬腸啊 1058 00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:51,942 難得你這麼會讀書 1059 00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:55,525 你明明都已經看到火車進站了 1060 00:59:55,775 --> 00:59:57,609 你還不快跳上車 1061 00:59:58,275 --> 01:00:01,900 你就一定要眼睜睜看著火車開走 1062 01:00:02,734 --> 01:00:04,275 你這樣才甘願喔 1063 01:00:07,442 --> 01:00:08,525 常仔 1064 01:00:08,567 --> 01:00:09,484 太陽曬屁股了 1065 01:00:09,525 --> 01:00:10,817 該起床了啦 1066 01:00:11,484 --> 01:00:13,275 你不是跟阿勇約了要去走春 1067 01:00:18,109 --> 01:00:19,567 是要等多久 1068 01:00:19,609 --> 01:00:20,734 好啦,對不起啦 1069 01:00:21,442 --> 01:00:22,734 豬腸 1070 01:00:22,775 --> 01:00:24,525 恁祖嬤問你過得好嗎 1071 01:00:25,150 --> 01:00:26,400 她什麼時候問的 1072 01:00:26,442 --> 01:00:27,442 剛剛 1073 01:00:27,609 --> 01:00:28,609 剛剛 1074 01:00:28,650 --> 01:00:29,650 她有回來過年 1075 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:30,692 有啊 1076 01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:32,109 那就去找她啊 1077 01:00:33,359 --> 01:00:34,067 給我一個機會 1078 01:00:34,109 --> 01:00:35,109 你坐後面 1079 01:00:38,609 --> 01:00:40,317 班長,新年快樂 1080 01:00:43,025 --> 01:00:44,817 怎樣,想不到吧 1081 01:00:45,692 --> 01:00:47,359 新年快樂 1082 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:48,400 幹,上車啦 1083 01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:54,067 叫你坐後面 1084 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,400 你是沒聽到喔 1085 01:00:57,067 --> 01:00:58,650 去年妳落榜 1086 01:00:58,692 --> 01:01:00,109 我寄了卡片給妳 1087 01:01:00,150 --> 01:01:01,400 但都被退回來了 1088 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:06,734 班長 1089 01:01:06,775 --> 01:01:08,859 你有聽過吊橋效應嗎 1090 01:01:10,234 --> 01:01:11,234 沒有 1091 01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:14,775 那是一個心理學實驗 1092 01:01:15,775 --> 01:01:17,150 什麼樣的實驗 1093 01:01:20,234 --> 01:01:21,817 簡單來說 1094 01:01:21,859 --> 01:01:24,109 班長如果你遇到喜歡的女生 1095 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:26,150 記得要跟她一起走吊橋 1096 01:01:26,192 --> 01:01:27,442 她會被你打動的 1097 01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:32,859 素芬 1098 01:01:33,567 --> 01:01:35,359 我們正在一起走吊橋 1099 01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:42,567 那個 1100 01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:45,275 素芬 1101 01:01:45,317 --> 01:01:46,525 可以給我妳的 1102 01:01:46,567 --> 01:01:48,234 住址還有電話號碼嗎 1103 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:50,317 我不但會寫信給妳 1104 01:01:50,359 --> 01:01:51,692 也會打電話給妳 1105 01:02:00,775 --> 01:02:01,775 阿勇 1106 01:02:02,234 --> 01:02:03,234 我先進去拜年 1107 01:02:03,275 --> 01:02:04,359 等一下出來 1108 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,400 掰掰 1109 01:02:11,567 --> 01:02:13,984 還有半年就要聯考了 1110 01:02:14,025 --> 01:02:15,067 我要好好努力 1111 01:02:15,109 --> 01:02:17,150 不然又要連續落榜第三年了 1112 01:02:25,317 --> 01:02:26,775 這個你先收好 1113 01:02:27,234 --> 01:02:29,025 等我考上大學再說吧 1114 01:02:51,942 --> 01:02:54,525 歡迎大家來參加救國團的活動 1115 01:02:56,150 --> 01:02:57,942 白日依山盡 1116 01:02:57,984 --> 01:02:59,900 黃河入海流 1117 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:01,650 欲窮千里目 1118 01:03:01,692 --> 01:03:03,317 更上一層樓 1119 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,609 好,各位學員 1120 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,234 我們先休息10分鐘 1121 01:03:08,275 --> 01:03:09,275 好 1122 01:03:10,734 --> 01:03:11,734 我要走了 1123 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,359 你要…你要去哪 1124 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,484 我要回去了啦 1125 01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:15,859 我沒有想到活動撞到放榜日 1126 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:16,900 我要回去查榜 1127 01:03:16,942 --> 01:03:17,942 蔡志常 1128 01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:21,984 你現在要回去查榜 1129 01:03:22,025 --> 01:03:23,025 對啊 1130 01:03:23,442 --> 01:03:25,234 你現在回去查榜榜單會變嗎 1131 01:03:25,275 --> 01:03:26,359 應該不會吧 1132 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,609 那你回去幹嘛 1133 01:03:28,275 --> 01:03:28,734 不是啊 1134 01:03:28,775 --> 01:03:29,900 我是想說 1135 01:03:29,942 --> 01:03:31,067 如果邱素芬考到了 1136 01:03:31,109 --> 01:03:32,150 她說不定會直接下來找我啊 1137 01:03:32,192 --> 01:03:33,192 對不對 1138 01:03:33,317 --> 01:03:34,317 我要回去了 1139 01:03:34,817 --> 01:03:35,817 蔡志常 1140 01:03:36,192 --> 01:03:37,192 蔡志常 1141 01:03:43,734 --> 01:03:44,692 老闆我要一份報紙 1142 01:03:44,734 --> 01:03:45,734 好 1143 01:03:48,109 --> 01:03:48,984 給你 1144 01:03:49,025 --> 01:03:50,025 謝謝 1145 01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:23,609 蔡蔡 1146 01:04:23,984 --> 01:04:25,734 你的艾琳回來了 1147 01:04:25,775 --> 01:04:26,484 艾琳 1148 01:04:26,525 --> 01:04:27,442 妳怎麼突然回來 1149 01:04:27,484 --> 01:04:29,234 不是選課註冊才回來嗎 1150 01:04:29,692 --> 01:04:30,984 人家想你嘛 1151 01:04:31,692 --> 01:04:32,734 人家 1152 01:04:33,025 --> 01:04:34,484 想跟你吃飯 1153 01:04:36,275 --> 01:04:37,275 吃飯 1154 01:04:39,192 --> 01:04:40,192 我先上樓 1155 01:05:27,317 --> 01:05:28,317 喂 1156 01:05:28,859 --> 01:05:29,859 喂 1157 01:05:30,650 --> 01:05:31,359 喂 1158 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:32,109 是素芬嗎 1159 01:05:32,150 --> 01:05:33,150 素芬 1160 01:05:33,609 --> 01:05:34,734 班長 1161 01:05:36,275 --> 01:05:37,275 素芬 1162 01:05:37,442 --> 01:05:38,609 我終於找到妳了 1163 01:05:38,650 --> 01:05:40,192 我打了幾百通電話給妳 1164 01:05:40,775 --> 01:05:41,942 我最近有點忙 1165 01:05:41,984 --> 01:05:43,109 剛好不在家 1166 01:05:43,442 --> 01:05:44,609 我是要說 1167 01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:46,067 恭喜妳考上我們學校護理系 1168 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:47,400 我們又要做同學了 1169 01:05:48,775 --> 01:05:50,442 你看到護理系的那個名字 1170 01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:52,275 是同名同姓 1171 01:05:52,317 --> 01:05:54,150 很多人都以為是我 1172 01:05:55,234 --> 01:05:56,025 對不起 1173 01:05:56,067 --> 01:05:57,609 班長我又落榜了 1174 01:06:04,234 --> 01:06:05,234 素芬 1175 01:06:07,650 --> 01:06:08,650 如果 1176 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:11,775 我是說如果啦 1177 01:06:13,442 --> 01:06:14,859 妳一直都考不上呢 1178 01:06:20,275 --> 01:06:20,817 我是想說 1179 01:06:20,859 --> 01:06:22,234 班長 1180 01:06:22,275 --> 01:06:23,984 等我考上大學再說吧 1181 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:28,859 所以 1182 01:06:30,609 --> 01:06:34,192 如果一直沒考上,那我們就沒辦法見面了嗎 1183 01:06:57,067 --> 01:06:59,442 歡迎又來到蔡志常時間 1184 01:07:14,859 --> 01:07:16,067 今天是 1185 01:07:16,109 --> 01:07:18,275 9月13日 1186 01:07:18,317 --> 01:07:19,484 天氣晴 1187 01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:34,234 蔡蔡 1188 01:07:34,275 --> 01:07:35,275 你看外面 1189 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,484 你的菜吧 1190 01:07:38,567 --> 01:07:39,567 素芬 1191 01:07:40,442 --> 01:07:41,109 你要去哪裡 1192 01:07:41,150 --> 01:07:42,150 我找人啦 1193 01:08:20,274 --> 01:08:21,274 素芬 1194 01:08:24,149 --> 01:08:25,192 班長 1195 01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:27,817 妳怎麼會在這裡啊 1196 01:08:31,859 --> 01:08:33,109 我可以說謊嗎 1197 01:08:39,692 --> 01:08:41,942 素芬妳已經說了全世界最大的謊耶 1198 01:08:45,567 --> 01:08:46,567 不是啊 1199 01:08:50,984 --> 01:08:52,567 妳怎麼可以這樣 1200 01:09:02,899 --> 01:09:03,899 幹 1201 01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:13,899 豬腸 1202 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:15,649 你阿公說 1203 01:09:15,692 --> 01:09:18,067 你回來這兩天,不吃不喝也不動 1204 01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,067 所以叫我先拿飲料上來給你 1205 01:09:30,317 --> 01:09:31,609 你阿公還跟我說 1206 01:09:32,192 --> 01:09:33,692 你碩士班不要讀 1207 01:09:34,567 --> 01:09:35,984 說要先去當兵 1208 01:09:42,609 --> 01:09:43,609 豬腸 1209 01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:45,692 真的對不起 1210 01:09:51,484 --> 01:09:52,109 你走啦 1211 01:09:52,149 --> 01:09:53,609 我不想要看到你 1212 01:09:59,025 --> 01:10:00,525 我也是不得已的 1213 01:10:01,692 --> 01:10:02,942 要是我跟你講 1214 01:10:03,442 --> 01:10:05,984 玉卿她說她這輩子就不跟我見面了 1215 01:10:06,025 --> 01:10:06,609 所以我就 1216 01:10:06,650 --> 01:10:07,734 玉卿 1217 01:10:07,775 --> 01:10:08,817 什麼都玉卿在講 1218 01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:09,942 啊我咧 1219 01:10:09,984 --> 01:10:11,567 我們是兄弟耶 1220 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,442 素芬妳說過 1221 01:10:16,817 --> 01:10:18,525 我們只是高中同學 1222 01:10:19,525 --> 01:10:22,234 所以我認真維持著高中同學的樣子 1223 01:10:23,192 --> 01:10:24,150 但不管你多努力 1224 01:10:24,192 --> 01:10:26,234 想維持布丁的形狀 1225 01:10:27,109 --> 01:10:28,609 布丁還是碎了 1226 01:10:29,609 --> 01:10:30,734 我受了傷 1227 01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:33,234 只能用當兵來逃避 1228 01:10:34,775 --> 01:10:36,234 對不起素芬 1229 01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:39,067 我不該對妳發脾氣的 1230 01:10:40,192 --> 01:10:41,817 再相見時 1231 01:10:41,859 --> 01:10:44,359 我還可以是妳要好的高中同學嗎 1232 01:10:48,192 --> 01:10:49,400 學長,教授來了 1233 01:10:51,025 --> 01:10:52,234 你們先討論 1234 01:10:53,567 --> 01:10:54,609 教授 1235 01:10:56,234 --> 01:10:58,192 對,我上次跟你提到的 1236 01:10:58,234 --> 01:10:59,400 拿到博士學位之後 1237 01:10:59,442 --> 01:11:00,692 去日本工作的事 1238 01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:01,775 你考慮的怎麼樣 1239 01:11:03,109 --> 01:11:03,900 教授我 1240 01:11:03,942 --> 01:11:05,525 想留在台南 1241 01:11:05,567 --> 01:11:06,275 我想 1242 01:11:06,317 --> 01:11:07,650 在學校工作 1243 01:11:08,692 --> 01:11:09,734 日本這個工程公司 1244 01:11:09,775 --> 01:11:11,025 大家都想去 1245 01:11:11,484 --> 01:11:13,025 很好的一個磨練機會 1246 01:11:13,067 --> 01:11:14,484 你為什麼這麼猶豫啊 1247 01:11:16,234 --> 01:11:17,025 我 1248 01:11:17,067 --> 01:11:18,692 就想留在家鄉嘛 1249 01:11:22,692 --> 01:11:24,025 男兒志在四方 1250 01:11:24,484 --> 01:11:25,484 好好想想 1251 01:11:26,192 --> 01:11:26,900 謝謝教授 1252 01:11:26,942 --> 01:11:27,942 我先去吃午飯了 1253 01:11:57,025 --> 01:11:58,025 對不起 1254 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:01,775 對不起 1255 01:12:03,025 --> 01:12:04,025 吸菸 1256 01:12:05,234 --> 01:12:06,234 吸菸 1257 01:12:20,275 --> 01:12:21,275 班長 1258 01:12:21,317 --> 01:12:22,567 一句 1259 01:12:28,525 --> 01:12:30,442 班長你剛剛闖紅燈 1260 01:12:34,067 --> 01:12:35,109 失禮 1261 01:12:42,109 --> 01:12:43,109 一句 1262 01:12:45,609 --> 01:12:47,317 然後我剛剛闖紅燈前 1263 01:12:48,609 --> 01:12:49,817 還罵了一聲幹 1264 01:12:50,775 --> 01:12:51,900 髒話一句 1265 01:12:53,442 --> 01:12:55,692 你剛剛還講了兩聲素芬 1266 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,609 這麼多年沒見 1267 01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:21,775 沒想到用這麼狼狽的方式見面 1268 01:13:23,192 --> 01:13:24,775 這個衣服我洗完再還妳 1269 01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:26,984 那個不用還 1270 01:13:27,025 --> 01:13:28,109 那是 1271 01:13:28,150 --> 01:13:30,025 我們校運時做的衣服 1272 01:13:30,067 --> 01:13:30,900 所裡人很少 1273 01:13:30,942 --> 01:13:32,650 所以櫃子裡還很多 1274 01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:42,900 妳這幾年過得好嗎 1275 01:13:46,150 --> 01:13:46,984 護理系畢業之後 1276 01:13:47,025 --> 01:13:49,359 我就直接讀研究所了 1277 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:50,900 然後做研究助理 1278 01:13:51,317 --> 01:13:52,734 去年臨醫所成立 1279 01:13:52,775 --> 01:13:54,359 我就來這邊工作 1280 01:13:54,484 --> 01:13:55,484 你呢 1281 01:13:56,442 --> 01:13:57,442 我 1282 01:13:58,484 --> 01:14:00,359 我們在同一個校園這麼久 1283 01:14:01,442 --> 01:14:02,942 竟然都沒碰到 1284 01:14:03,525 --> 01:14:04,525 班長 1285 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:07,484 我考上護理系 1286 01:14:07,525 --> 01:14:08,775 沒有告訴你 1287 01:14:09,525 --> 01:14:10,859 你還在生氣嗎 1288 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,484 其實 1289 01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:16,609 我隔天就坐了最早的火車到台南 1290 01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:19,442 想要當面告訴你這個好消息 1291 01:14:19,484 --> 01:14:20,692 可是 1292 01:14:28,109 --> 01:14:29,109 蔡蔡 1293 01:14:29,942 --> 01:14:31,609 你的艾琳回來了 1294 01:14:32,109 --> 01:14:32,734 艾琳 1295 01:14:32,775 --> 01:14:33,817 妳怎麼突然回來 1296 01:14:33,859 --> 01:14:35,025 人家想你嘛 1297 01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:36,400 人家 1298 01:14:36,442 --> 01:14:37,650 想跟你吃飯 1299 01:14:40,484 --> 01:14:41,484 吃飯 1300 01:14:42,359 --> 01:14:43,359 對啊 1301 01:14:49,275 --> 01:14:50,734 那時候 1302 01:14:50,775 --> 01:14:52,400 我不想造成你的負擔 1303 01:14:53,109 --> 01:14:54,275 對我來說 1304 01:14:54,859 --> 01:14:56,192 看到你很快樂 1305 01:14:56,234 --> 01:14:57,567 很幸福 1306 01:14:57,609 --> 01:14:58,900 我就很滿足 1307 01:14:59,734 --> 01:15:00,734 不是啊 1308 01:15:01,984 --> 01:15:03,484 妳幹嘛不叫住我 1309 01:15:05,692 --> 01:15:07,525 她只是我同宿舍的同學 1310 01:15:08,567 --> 01:15:09,900 她名字叫艾琳 1311 01:15:16,567 --> 01:15:17,609 我 1312 01:15:19,317 --> 01:15:21,317 我一直覺得自己不夠好 1313 01:15:21,359 --> 01:15:22,609 對不起班長,我 1314 01:15:33,942 --> 01:15:35,025 對不起 1315 01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:39,817 不是妳的錯 1316 01:15:43,192 --> 01:15:44,192 是我 1317 01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:46,609 對不起 1318 01:15:47,567 --> 01:15:48,734 都是我 1319 01:15:57,025 --> 01:15:58,067 班長 1320 01:15:58,109 --> 01:15:59,609 我訂婚了 1321 01:16:09,234 --> 01:16:10,442 我應該要再等你的 1322 01:16:10,484 --> 01:16:11,484 可是 1323 01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:14,359 可是我29歲了 1324 01:16:16,984 --> 01:16:18,525 我等的好累 1325 01:16:33,484 --> 01:16:35,025 我爸他 1326 01:16:35,067 --> 01:16:36,692 生病很多年 1327 01:16:36,734 --> 01:16:38,109 前年過世 1328 01:16:58,025 --> 01:16:59,067 班長 1329 01:17:01,692 --> 01:17:02,942 你喜歡我嗎 1330 01:17:09,734 --> 01:17:11,192 我可以說謊嗎 1331 01:17:15,067 --> 01:17:16,775 我不愛妳 1332 01:18:00,442 --> 01:18:02,067 從高一到現在 1333 01:18:03,567 --> 01:18:05,442 妳一直住在我心裡 1334 01:18:24,984 --> 01:18:25,650 媽媽 1335 01:18:25,692 --> 01:18:26,692 多多 1336 01:18:27,692 --> 01:18:28,900 你看媽媽穿這樣好不好看 1337 01:18:28,942 --> 01:18:29,567 好看 1338 01:18:29,609 --> 01:18:30,150 真的嗎 1339 01:18:30,192 --> 01:18:31,275 - 真的 - 漂亮喔 1340 01:18:32,067 --> 01:18:33,067 有沒有叫阿姨 1341 01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:33,859 阿姨 1342 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:35,150 嗨,多多 1343 01:18:37,067 --> 01:18:38,817 豬腸 1344 01:18:38,859 --> 01:18:40,942 我怎麼那麼好運 1345 01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:42,900 你看我那漂亮老婆 1346 01:18:44,067 --> 01:18:45,234 好了啦 1347 01:18:46,150 --> 01:18:47,192 白痴喔 1348 01:18:47,900 --> 01:18:50,025 這麼多年,不管玉卿失戀還是失志 1349 01:18:50,067 --> 01:18:51,317 都是你陪她的 1350 01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:52,692 不嫁你嫁給誰啊 1351 01:18:52,734 --> 01:18:53,609 是在哭什麼啦 1352 01:18:53,650 --> 01:18:55,109 多多都在看了啦 1353 01:18:59,984 --> 01:19:02,067 爸爸你怎麼哭了 1354 01:19:02,859 --> 01:19:03,650 素芬 1355 01:19:03,692 --> 01:19:05,067 我跟阿勇商量好了 1356 01:19:05,109 --> 01:19:05,859 婚禮那天 1357 01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:07,192 妳就負責當我的伴娘 1358 01:19:07,234 --> 01:19:08,817 等一下我們就去挑妳的衣服 1359 01:19:09,442 --> 01:19:10,234 不好啦 1360 01:19:10,275 --> 01:19:11,942 習俗還是習俗 1361 01:19:11,984 --> 01:19:13,400 我結婚又離婚 1362 01:19:13,442 --> 01:19:14,359 真的不好啦 1363 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:15,900 習俗習俗 1364 01:19:15,942 --> 01:19:17,192 講到破壞習俗 1365 01:19:17,234 --> 01:19:18,359 妳會贏我嗎 1366 01:19:19,942 --> 01:19:21,650 還是妳要看我那兩隻 1367 01:19:27,692 --> 01:19:29,067 上田部長 1368 01:19:29,525 --> 01:19:31,734 部長您專程從日本到台灣來 1369 01:19:31,775 --> 01:19:33,525 和我見面 1370 01:19:33,567 --> 01:19:35,109 非常謝謝您 1371 01:19:36,109 --> 01:19:40,400 你留職停薪前負責規劃的北海道工程 1372 01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:43,900 明年初要正式開工了 1373 01:19:44,775 --> 01:19:47,234 中野社長給我任務 1374 01:19:48,067 --> 01:19:51,525 這次要說服你復職 1375 01:19:52,317 --> 01:19:55,734 為什麼希望我回日本工作 1376 01:19:58,609 --> 01:19:59,609 阿公 1377 01:19:59,942 --> 01:20:01,192 你在這幹嘛 1378 01:20:01,692 --> 01:20:02,900 我不能來這喔 1379 01:20:03,275 --> 01:20:04,234 不是啦,我是說 1380 01:20:04,275 --> 01:20:05,525 自己回去就好了啊 1381 01:20:05,567 --> 01:20:07,025 我有說要載你嗎 1382 01:20:07,859 --> 01:20:08,859 戴上 1383 01:20:14,859 --> 01:20:16,650 你日本的老闆怎麼說 1384 01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:19,025 日本的老闆說什麼 1385 01:20:20,484 --> 01:20:21,442 沒有啦 1386 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:23,234 他就叫我回去上班啊 1387 01:20:23,359 --> 01:20:24,442 你就回去啊 1388 01:20:24,775 --> 01:20:26,317 講到這我就氣 1389 01:20:26,567 --> 01:20:27,650 在日本做得好好的 1390 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:29,150 回來是要幹嘛 1391 01:20:30,109 --> 01:20:32,025 之前只是心臟稍微休息一下 1392 01:20:32,067 --> 01:20:33,400 你在緊張什麼啦 1393 01:20:34,150 --> 01:20:35,317 你博士耶 1394 01:20:35,817 --> 01:20:37,484 博士住在鄉下是在幹嘛啦 1395 01:20:37,525 --> 01:20:38,525 幹 1396 01:20:41,317 --> 01:20:41,984 阿公 1397 01:20:42,025 --> 01:20:43,359 跟你拿幾個紙箱喔 1398 01:20:43,692 --> 01:20:44,692 阿公 1399 01:20:45,109 --> 01:20:46,650 你們是要偷拿去賣是不是 1400 01:20:46,692 --> 01:20:47,984 沒有啦,這才多少錢 1401 01:20:48,025 --> 01:20:49,317 朋友要搬家啦 1402 01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:50,359 死小孩 1403 01:20:51,817 --> 01:20:53,650 腸仔還不快來幫忙 1404 01:20:54,067 --> 01:20:55,525 你們是要幹嘛啦 1405 01:20:56,192 --> 01:20:57,317 不是我要說你 1406 01:20:57,359 --> 01:20:59,317 恁祖嬤已經回來了耶 1407 01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:00,359 你呢 1408 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,275 還這樣慢吞吞 1409 01:21:01,317 --> 01:21:02,442 到底是在想什麼 1410 01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:04,275 阿源啊 1411 01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:05,359 我們豬腸啊 1412 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,317 就是讀書讀到頭壞掉了 1413 01:21:07,692 --> 01:21:08,650 以為什麼事情 1414 01:21:08,692 --> 01:21:09,942 都跟數學一樣 1415 01:21:10,192 --> 01:21:11,609 怕算不對 1416 01:21:11,650 --> 01:21:13,317 一直算一直算 1417 01:21:13,359 --> 01:21:15,192 結果答案都沒寫 1418 01:21:16,192 --> 01:21:17,400 一樣0分 1419 01:21:22,567 --> 01:21:23,775 是怎樣啦 1420 01:21:24,484 --> 01:21:25,484 生氣了喔 1421 01:21:26,275 --> 01:21:27,817 講你剛好而已啦 1422 01:21:27,859 --> 01:21:29,275 我打你也是剛好而已 1423 01:21:31,692 --> 01:21:33,484 你們兩個這一段是要講多久啦 1424 01:21:34,109 --> 01:21:35,775 講5,10年講不膩喔 1425 01:21:36,317 --> 01:21:37,942 恁祖嬤這次回來 1426 01:21:37,984 --> 01:21:39,775 是東西搬一搬 1427 01:21:39,817 --> 01:21:41,650 房子賣一賣就要回去美國了喔 1428 01:21:41,692 --> 01:21:42,692 你呢 1429 01:21:43,484 --> 01:21:45,150 打算一輩子當處男 1430 01:21:56,484 --> 01:21:57,484 腸仔 1431 01:21:58,234 --> 01:21:59,817 等一下這邊,就先留你一個人喔 1432 01:21:59,859 --> 01:22:01,067 我們還有事要忙 1433 01:22:03,442 --> 01:22:04,734 你們是要去哪啦 1434 01:22:04,775 --> 01:22:06,275 這邊留給你一個人整理啦 1435 01:22:06,317 --> 01:22:07,734 走啦,你跟我一起去 1436 01:22:36,109 --> 01:22:37,109 素芬 1437 01:22:38,275 --> 01:22:39,734 那個 1438 01:22:40,817 --> 01:22:41,984 阿源他們還有事 1439 01:22:42,025 --> 01:22:43,567 所以叫我過來看看 1440 01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:45,317 有什麼可以幫忙 1441 01:22:50,067 --> 01:22:51,234 班長你看 1442 01:22:51,692 --> 01:22:52,400 這是全台灣 1443 01:22:52,442 --> 01:22:54,650 最早的高中數學有聲解題大全 1444 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,400 妳還留著喔 1445 01:22:59,109 --> 01:23:00,109 謝謝 1446 01:23:01,025 --> 01:23:02,359 這些 1447 01:23:02,734 --> 01:23:03,942 是我後來在我媽家的 1448 01:23:03,984 --> 01:23:05,650 儲藏室裡面找到的 1449 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:09,859 那時候 1450 01:23:10,525 --> 01:23:12,109 如果能早一點收到 1451 01:23:15,317 --> 01:23:17,275 也許很多事情都會不一樣 1452 01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:41,192 歡迎又來到蔡志常時間 1453 01:23:41,567 --> 01:23:43,984 照慣例我們一樣先聽首歌 1454 01:23:44,567 --> 01:23:46,942 這些錄音帶陪我從補習班 1455 01:23:46,984 --> 01:23:48,317 到大學 1456 01:23:48,609 --> 01:23:49,942 到研究所 1457 01:23:49,984 --> 01:23:50,900 我連去美國的時候 1458 01:23:50,942 --> 01:23:53,150 都還帶了幾卷我最喜歡的 1459 01:23:57,275 --> 01:23:59,734 聽完班長的解題大全 1460 01:23:59,775 --> 01:24:01,567 我還會寫一些心得 1461 01:24:01,609 --> 01:24:03,567 那時候真的很傻 1462 01:24:07,442 --> 01:24:08,650 素芬 1463 01:24:09,942 --> 01:24:11,734 妳一定要賣房子嗎 1464 01:24:13,692 --> 01:24:15,067 妳是不是 1465 01:24:17,234 --> 01:24:18,650 就不會再回來了 1466 01:24:25,984 --> 01:24:26,984 班長 1467 01:24:27,525 --> 01:24:29,442 不希望我賣房子嗎 1468 01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:33,817 豬腸 1469 01:24:33,859 --> 01:24:36,234 你的手機掉在阿源的車上 1470 01:24:38,150 --> 01:24:39,609 你阿公一直打給你 1471 01:24:42,025 --> 01:24:43,025 邱小姐 1472 01:24:43,775 --> 01:24:45,650 說起來妳也不簡單 1473 01:24:46,067 --> 01:24:47,775 我們常仔讀高中的時候 1474 01:24:47,817 --> 01:24:49,775 常常為了妳來偷我的錢 1475 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:52,442 常常被我打個半死 1476 01:24:53,359 --> 01:24:55,192 但是現在看起來喔 1477 01:24:55,234 --> 01:24:57,984 我要稱讚我們常仔眼光很好喔 1478 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:00,192 不要說是他啦 1479 01:25:00,234 --> 01:25:01,734 今天換作是我喔 1480 01:25:01,775 --> 01:25:03,067 不要說是偷錢啦 1481 01:25:03,109 --> 01:25:04,484 偷牽牛我都甘願 1482 01:25:04,984 --> 01:25:05,650 阿公 1483 01:25:05,692 --> 01:25:06,734 你在亂說什麼啦 1484 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:08,109 安靜 1485 01:25:08,150 --> 01:25:10,150 我有事情要問邱小姐 1486 01:25:10,567 --> 01:25:11,942 你在當兵的時候 1487 01:25:11,984 --> 01:25:13,859 有一個小姐來店裡找我 1488 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:15,067 說要寫信給你 1489 01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:18,234 所以那個小姐就是 1490 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:20,567 妳喔 1491 01:25:22,442 --> 01:25:23,734 不要緊 1492 01:25:24,359 --> 01:25:25,109 重點是 1493 01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:26,400 我請教妳 1494 01:25:26,442 --> 01:25:28,609 妳知道我們常仔現在當博士嗎 1495 01:25:28,650 --> 01:25:30,109 全村的第一個博士 1496 01:25:30,859 --> 01:25:31,734 阿公 1497 01:25:31,775 --> 01:25:33,067 素芬她知道啦 1498 01:25:33,109 --> 01:25:33,817 知道就好 1499 01:25:33,859 --> 01:25:35,567 要是不知道就可惜了 1500 01:25:36,192 --> 01:25:36,900 來,用菜 1501 01:25:36,942 --> 01:25:38,400 你也服務一下吧 1502 01:25:44,317 --> 01:25:45,025 阿公 1503 01:25:45,067 --> 01:25:46,484 你幹嘛啦 1504 01:25:46,525 --> 01:25:48,609 你去哪裡翻這個出來 1505 01:25:49,150 --> 01:25:50,650 我有事情要問當事人 1506 01:25:50,692 --> 01:25:51,359 閉嘴 1507 01:25:51,525 --> 01:25:53,484 不是啊,什麼當事人啦 1508 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:55,859 你什麼時候偷看我的信啦 1509 01:25:56,192 --> 01:25:57,609 我有說我偷看你的信嗎 1510 01:25:57,650 --> 01:25:59,317 我偷看你的信是又怎樣 1511 01:25:59,359 --> 01:26:00,317 你偷拿我的錢 1512 01:26:00,359 --> 01:26:01,234 我偷看你的信 1513 01:26:01,275 --> 01:26:02,484 剛好公道 1514 01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:04,192 不是 1515 01:26:05,650 --> 01:26:06,650 邱小姐 1516 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:08,400 有一個問題喔 1517 01:26:08,442 --> 01:26:10,525 我放在心裡面很久很久 1518 01:26:10,567 --> 01:26:11,734 想說有一天 1519 01:26:11,775 --> 01:26:13,025 若遇到妳本人 1520 01:26:13,067 --> 01:26:14,359 再請教妳 1521 01:26:15,067 --> 01:26:16,275 是這樣的 1522 01:26:16,317 --> 01:26:18,525 妳寫給我們常仔的卡片 1523 01:26:18,567 --> 01:26:19,317 妳都寫說 1524 01:26:19,359 --> 01:26:22,359 班長恭喜您金榜題名 1525 01:26:22,859 --> 01:26:25,609 真心替您感到驕傲 1526 01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:26,484 奇怪了 1527 01:26:26,525 --> 01:26:27,817 你們明明就是平輩 1528 01:26:27,859 --> 01:26:29,775 為什麼說您 1529 01:26:29,817 --> 01:26:31,442 應該說你 1530 01:26:31,484 --> 01:26:33,109 長輩才說您 1531 01:26:33,150 --> 01:26:35,067 妳可以解釋一下嗎 1532 01:26:35,109 --> 01:26:36,109 唉唷 1533 01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:37,525 就是一個 1534 01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:38,859 無聊的理由啦 1535 01:26:38,900 --> 01:26:39,900 無聊 1536 01:26:39,942 --> 01:26:41,275 有多無聊呢 1537 01:26:41,317 --> 01:26:41,942 阿公 1538 01:26:41,984 --> 01:26:42,817 沒有啦,我問個 1539 01:26:42,859 --> 01:26:43,484 我問個清楚嘛 1540 01:26:43,525 --> 01:26:44,025 不是啦 1541 01:26:44,067 --> 01:26:45,317 你無聊去看電視啦 1542 01:26:45,359 --> 01:26:46,859 不要在這邊亂 1543 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,025 對不起啊,素芬 1544 01:26:58,942 --> 01:27:00,317 延續我阿公的問題 1545 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,984 為什麼寫給我的卡片 1546 01:27:03,734 --> 01:27:05,067 都要用您 1547 01:27:06,150 --> 01:27:07,359 我剛剛說了 1548 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,067 就是一個無聊的理由 1549 01:27:10,734 --> 01:27:11,734 不是啊 1550 01:27:11,775 --> 01:27:13,984 妳的無聊感覺就很有聊 1551 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:19,984 我想知道 1552 01:27:24,775 --> 01:27:26,775 把您這個字 1553 01:27:26,817 --> 01:27:28,775 拆開來會變成什麼 1554 01:27:29,359 --> 01:27:30,359 您 1555 01:27:31,067 --> 01:27:31,650 您就是 1556 01:27:31,692 --> 01:27:33,984 你在上面,心在下面 1557 01:27:38,692 --> 01:27:39,775 你在 1558 01:27:40,942 --> 01:27:42,234 你在心上 1559 01:27:42,275 --> 01:27:43,567 所以 1560 01:27:48,150 --> 01:27:49,359 您是 1561 01:27:50,359 --> 01:27:52,025 你在我心上 1562 01:27:58,067 --> 01:27:59,442 不是啊,素芬 1563 01:28:01,484 --> 01:28:02,984 妳怎麼可以丟了謎語給我 1564 01:28:03,025 --> 01:28:04,567 不告訴我那是謎語 1565 01:28:04,609 --> 01:28:06,609 騙我繞地球3大圈啊 1566 01:28:09,942 --> 01:28:10,942 雖然 1567 01:28:11,859 --> 01:28:14,025 雖然只要順路就一定會到 1568 01:28:14,275 --> 01:28:16,484 可是妳可不可以不要再繞啦 1569 01:28:42,775 --> 01:28:44,150 你當兵的時候 1570 01:28:44,192 --> 01:28:45,984 我就跟你說這個女孩子不錯 1571 01:28:46,025 --> 01:28:47,025 是不是 1572 01:28:47,775 --> 01:28:48,775 不是啊 1573 01:28:48,984 --> 01:28:50,650 她們家是開醫生館的 1574 01:28:51,817 --> 01:28:53,067 她們家開醫生館 1575 01:28:53,109 --> 01:28:54,234 我們家開雜貨店 1576 01:28:54,275 --> 01:28:54,984 是差多少 1577 01:28:55,025 --> 01:28:56,150 騙誰啊 1578 01:28:58,359 --> 01:28:59,359 我跟你說喔 1579 01:28:59,525 --> 01:29:00,400 你爸是你爸 1580 01:29:00,442 --> 01:29:01,567 你是你喔 1581 01:29:01,609 --> 01:29:02,984 你要是老是要這樣牽拖 1582 01:29:03,025 --> 01:29:04,484 你一生都不會開心啦 1583 01:29:05,067 --> 01:29:06,525 哪有在牽拖 1584 01:29:07,234 --> 01:29:08,234 不然呢 1585 01:29:08,900 --> 01:29:09,942 你想想看嘛 1586 01:29:09,984 --> 01:29:11,984 賽鴿比賽輸人就不爽 1587 01:29:12,025 --> 01:29:13,609 喝個酒就要殺人 1588 01:29:14,109 --> 01:29:15,317 人家難道不會想 1589 01:29:15,359 --> 01:29:16,317 這種老爸 1590 01:29:16,359 --> 01:29:18,109 會生出什麼樣的好兒子 1591 01:29:26,150 --> 01:29:27,484 兩個人的手機都不接啦 1592 01:29:27,525 --> 01:29:28,859 是要來還不來 1593 01:29:29,650 --> 01:29:30,650 來了啦 1594 01:29:30,692 --> 01:29:32,150 - 來了啦 - 快一點啦 1595 01:29:33,484 --> 01:29:34,484 你們是在幹嘛 1596 01:29:34,525 --> 01:29:36,567 你七早八早硬把我們叫來 1597 01:29:36,609 --> 01:29:38,359 我今天結婚好日耶 1598 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,400 要幹嘛 1599 01:29:39,859 --> 01:29:42,109 我們家剛好標到這個工程的破土啦 1600 01:29:42,150 --> 01:29:43,025 勇仔你今天結婚 1601 01:29:43,067 --> 01:29:44,192 算是好日子呢 1602 01:29:44,775 --> 01:29:46,650 昨晚好險有宏銘提醒 1603 01:29:46,692 --> 01:29:49,109 我們班不是還有時光膠囊埋在這裡面 1604 01:29:49,692 --> 01:29:50,150 這裡啦 1605 01:29:50,192 --> 01:29:51,359 時光膠囊 1606 01:29:51,775 --> 01:29:52,275 小心喔 1607 01:29:52,317 --> 01:29:53,525 要過喔 1608 01:29:54,567 --> 01:29:55,775 還不來幫忙 1609 01:29:56,109 --> 01:29:56,859 等一下 1610 01:29:56,900 --> 01:29:58,067 - 有了 - 出來了 1611 01:30:00,775 --> 01:30:01,775 這裡這裡 1612 01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:07,067 大象的 1613 01:30:09,775 --> 01:30:10,775 勇仔 1614 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,942 小時候胖不是胖 1615 01:30:14,275 --> 01:30:16,609 我希望長大後變林青霞第二 1616 01:30:19,775 --> 01:30:20,650 你現在打給她啦 1617 01:30:20,692 --> 01:30:21,192 你跟她說喔 1618 01:30:21,234 --> 01:30:22,692 小時候的胖就是胖啦 1619 01:30:22,734 --> 01:30:23,734 我打 1620 01:30:25,859 --> 01:30:26,942 素芬 1621 01:30:27,359 --> 01:30:28,192 腸仔 1622 01:30:28,234 --> 01:30:29,484 這恁祖嬤的 1623 01:30:29,525 --> 01:30:30,400 不然給你看 1624 01:30:30,442 --> 01:30:31,484 不要啦 1625 01:30:31,525 --> 01:30:33,025 你這叫破壞隱私耶 1626 01:30:33,067 --> 01:30:34,150 給她自己看啦 1627 01:30:34,192 --> 01:30:35,192 我看 1628 01:30:41,942 --> 01:30:42,942 勇仔 1629 01:30:44,484 --> 01:30:45,484 是怎樣啦 1630 01:30:46,025 --> 01:30:47,442 你們為什麼這種表情 1631 01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:48,859 素芬是寫什麼 1632 01:30:51,275 --> 01:30:53,025 我喜歡班長 1633 01:30:53,067 --> 01:30:55,067 我們會永遠記得彼此 1634 01:30:55,275 --> 01:30:57,692 因為班長是我最喜歡的人 1635 01:30:57,734 --> 01:30:59,984 所以我決定要在29歲以前 1636 01:31:00,025 --> 01:31:01,317 跟他在一起 1637 01:31:01,567 --> 01:31:02,567 班長 1638 01:31:10,734 --> 01:31:12,067 我應該要再等你的 1639 01:31:12,109 --> 01:31:13,275 可是 1640 01:31:13,984 --> 01:31:15,900 可是我29歲了 1641 01:31:18,567 --> 01:31:19,984 我等的好累 1642 01:31:24,275 --> 01:31:25,192 妳還好嗎 1643 01:31:25,234 --> 01:31:26,317 有點緊張 1644 01:31:27,359 --> 01:31:27,900 漂亮 1645 01:31:27,942 --> 01:31:29,067 他也很帥啊 1646 01:31:34,234 --> 01:31:35,442 我們時間差不多了 1647 01:31:35,484 --> 01:31:37,817 新郎新娘請往會場移動,謝謝 1648 01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,192 對不起 1649 01:32:33,650 --> 01:32:34,650 素芬 1650 01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:36,650 妳要去哪裡啊 1651 01:32:36,692 --> 01:32:37,692 對不起 1652 01:32:47,609 --> 01:32:48,484 素芬 1653 01:32:48,525 --> 01:32:49,650 妳還好嗎 1654 01:32:50,234 --> 01:32:51,817 沒事,不用擔心 1655 01:32:52,317 --> 01:32:53,192 玉卿 1656 01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:54,234 對不起 1657 01:32:54,609 --> 01:32:55,692 沒事啦 1658 01:32:55,734 --> 01:32:58,692 妳看阿勇還不是一樣被同學們灌到爛醉 1659 01:32:59,609 --> 01:33:00,109 而且啊 1660 01:33:00,150 --> 01:33:01,900 我婆婆還叫我晚上留在醫院陪妳 1661 01:33:01,942 --> 01:33:02,567 不用擔心 1662 01:33:02,609 --> 01:33:03,609 不用啦 1663 01:33:05,275 --> 01:33:06,025 對啦 1664 01:33:06,067 --> 01:33:06,984 素芬啊 1665 01:33:07,025 --> 01:33:08,859 就是要有這樣意外的小插曲啊 1666 01:33:08,900 --> 01:33:10,775 大家才會記得玉卿的婚禮 1667 01:33:10,984 --> 01:33:12,317 功德一件啦 1668 01:33:12,650 --> 01:33:13,567 妳看我 1669 01:33:13,609 --> 01:33:14,900 不是每次喝醉酒 1670 01:33:14,942 --> 01:33:16,317 也都忘記事情 1671 01:33:16,359 --> 01:33:17,484 這很正常啦 1672 01:33:17,650 --> 01:33:18,859 好好照顧自己 1673 01:33:24,109 --> 01:33:25,567 謝謝你們今天過來 1674 01:33:25,609 --> 01:33:27,734 你留在這裡好好照顧素芬 1675 01:33:27,984 --> 01:33:29,900 有任何事情再跟我說 1676 01:33:29,942 --> 01:33:30,942 好 1677 01:33:31,859 --> 01:33:32,859 不然我們先回去喔 1678 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:33,900 好 1679 01:33:35,192 --> 01:33:36,025 我們先走啦 1680 01:33:36,067 --> 01:33:37,192 妳好好休息 1681 01:33:38,150 --> 01:33:39,150 阿勇啊 1682 01:33:39,692 --> 01:33:40,317 勇仔 1683 01:33:40,359 --> 01:33:42,317 起來了,回去了啦 1684 01:33:42,359 --> 01:33:44,192 當一個新郎這樣 1685 01:33:44,234 --> 01:33:45,234 喝成這個樣子 1686 01:33:45,275 --> 01:33:46,567 能看嗎 1687 01:33:47,192 --> 01:33:48,817 全身都酒臭味 1688 01:33:48,859 --> 01:33:49,817 來啦 1689 01:33:49,859 --> 01:33:51,775 那豬腸 1690 01:33:51,817 --> 01:33:53,567 素芬就交給你喔 1691 01:33:53,609 --> 01:33:54,609 好 1692 01:34:00,567 --> 01:34:01,692 素芬 1693 01:34:01,734 --> 01:34:02,984 要不要吃點東西 1694 01:34:05,942 --> 01:34:07,359 我想要吃那個 1695 01:34:20,650 --> 01:34:21,650 吸菸 1696 01:34:27,234 --> 01:34:28,234 一句 1697 01:34:30,067 --> 01:34:31,192 素芬 1698 01:34:32,359 --> 01:34:33,859 班長一句 1699 01:34:46,484 --> 01:34:47,525 班長 1700 01:34:47,567 --> 01:34:48,609 您知道 1701 01:34:48,650 --> 01:34:51,817 這種布丁現在已經漲到12塊了 1702 01:34:51,859 --> 01:34:53,859 所以你還欠我10句 1703 01:35:03,442 --> 01:35:04,442 素芬 1704 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,567 素芬 1705 01:35:14,192 --> 01:35:15,192 素芬 1706 01:35:26,484 --> 01:35:27,484 素芬 1707 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,400 素芬 1708 01:35:48,900 --> 01:35:50,109 班長 1709 01:35:51,359 --> 01:35:53,067 我等你好久 1710 01:36:00,150 --> 01:36:01,317 我知道 1711 01:36:29,567 --> 01:36:30,359 病人呢 1712 01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:31,609 邱素芬呢 1713 01:36:43,109 --> 01:36:44,192 哭夭 1714 01:36:44,234 --> 01:36:45,234 素芬呢 1715 01:36:45,817 --> 01:36:47,150 你問我我問神啊 1716 01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:48,609 不然這邊東西你收一收 1717 01:36:49,234 --> 01:36:49,817 東西這麼多 1718 01:36:49,859 --> 01:36:51,067 我叫小弟來搬 1719 01:37:51,650 --> 01:37:54,109 生命就像個圓圈圈 1720 01:37:54,817 --> 01:37:57,025 越靠近終點 1721 01:37:57,067 --> 01:37:58,900 反而越接近起點 1722 01:38:00,817 --> 01:38:02,442 而回到這裡 1723 01:38:02,484 --> 01:38:04,984 像是重回生命的起點 1724 01:38:05,984 --> 01:38:07,900 回來唯一的理由 1725 01:38:07,942 --> 01:38:10,150 是想再見到您 1726 01:38:10,192 --> 01:38:11,942 想再多看您幾眼 1727 01:38:12,984 --> 01:38:14,817 想牢牢地記得您 1728 01:38:15,984 --> 01:38:17,859 去年開始 1729 01:38:17,900 --> 01:38:19,734 好幾次在開車時 1730 01:38:19,775 --> 01:38:20,609 忽然忘記自己 1731 01:38:20,650 --> 01:38:22,067 身在何處 1732 01:38:24,109 --> 01:38:27,109 然後在參加同學會的那一天 1733 01:38:27,150 --> 01:38:30,150 明明是高中時每天走的路 1734 01:38:30,192 --> 01:38:32,442 我竟完全分不清方向 1735 01:38:33,234 --> 01:38:34,525 我知道 1736 01:38:34,567 --> 01:38:36,400 我最害怕的那一天 1737 01:38:36,442 --> 01:38:37,942 應該是真的來了 1738 01:38:38,859 --> 01:38:39,859 班長 1739 01:38:40,150 --> 01:38:41,650 我的父親 1740 01:38:41,692 --> 01:38:44,067 在我們高三的最後一學期 1741 01:38:44,317 --> 01:38:46,609 確認得了阿茲海默症 1742 01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:48,609 根據妳剛才的描述 1743 01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:50,817 妳爸爸在大陸 1744 01:38:50,859 --> 01:38:52,234 有3個哥哥 1745 01:38:52,275 --> 01:38:53,609 7個姊姊 1746 01:38:54,067 --> 01:38:55,192 在過世前 1747 01:38:55,234 --> 01:38:58,359 都有失智跟失憶的現象 1748 01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,109 這跟基因有關係 1749 01:39:00,775 --> 01:39:02,442 這也是未來妳會得到 1750 01:39:02,484 --> 01:39:05,525 遺傳性的阿茲海默的主要原因 1751 01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:08,109 父親惡化的很快 1752 01:39:09,025 --> 01:39:10,484 好強的他 1753 01:39:10,525 --> 01:39:12,692 不願意曾經尊敬他的鄉親 1754 01:39:12,734 --> 01:39:14,192 知道他的狀況 1755 01:39:14,692 --> 01:39:15,275 所以只好 1756 01:39:15,317 --> 01:39:17,525 暫時寄居台北母親家 1757 01:39:18,025 --> 01:39:19,692 邱素芬 1758 01:39:19,734 --> 01:39:21,150 妳不要再給我拗了 1759 01:39:21,817 --> 01:39:23,442 我已經決定妳要去美國唸書 1760 01:39:27,817 --> 01:39:29,609 妳看妳爸現在已經這個樣子了 1761 01:39:30,359 --> 01:39:32,067 妳留在台灣對他有什麼幫助 1762 01:39:32,859 --> 01:39:34,609 我無法丟下父親 1763 01:39:35,150 --> 01:39:36,609 但我更在意的 1764 01:39:38,234 --> 01:39:41,650 或許是心中始終無法抹去的您 1765 01:39:42,359 --> 01:39:44,400 我只要在台灣念大學 1766 01:39:46,692 --> 01:39:48,567 我立志考護理系 1767 01:39:48,609 --> 01:39:49,984 因為班長說過 1768 01:39:50,025 --> 01:39:51,859 以後都要找我擦藥 1769 01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:57,067 我立志要到台南唸書 1770 01:39:57,109 --> 01:39:58,775 因為班長在1990年 1771 01:39:58,817 --> 01:40:01,817 12月13號的那卷錄音帶裡說 1772 01:40:01,859 --> 01:40:04,317 你想要一直留在台南 1773 01:40:04,359 --> 01:40:05,234 戀愛 1774 01:40:05,275 --> 01:40:06,359 讀書 1775 01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,400 工作 1776 01:40:07,442 --> 01:40:08,484 結婚 1777 01:40:10,900 --> 01:40:12,484 這些都是 1778 01:40:12,900 --> 01:40:15,025 難以啟齒的無聊理由 1779 01:40:15,525 --> 01:40:17,067 當我面對班長 1780 01:40:17,484 --> 01:40:19,442 一個字也說不出口 1781 01:40:21,525 --> 01:40:23,025 我經歷了父親病發 1782 01:40:23,067 --> 01:40:24,734 到去世的過程 1783 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,525 爸,你慢一點 1784 01:40:28,109 --> 01:40:29,150 班長 1785 01:40:29,984 --> 01:40:32,192 不管我多麼想和你在一起 1786 01:40:32,484 --> 01:40:33,275 我都無法允許 1787 01:40:33,317 --> 01:40:35,525 有一天你可能因為我 1788 01:40:36,442 --> 01:40:40,109 而長期處於恐懼悲傷痛苦之中 1789 01:40:42,275 --> 01:40:45,109 百分之五十的遺傳得病機率 1790 01:40:45,150 --> 01:40:46,942 就如同詛咒纏身 1791 01:40:49,775 --> 01:40:52,942 那都是怎麼躲也躲不掉的恐懼 1792 01:40:52,984 --> 01:40:54,150 和絕望 1793 01:40:54,984 --> 01:40:56,734 我只能選擇離開 1794 01:41:00,734 --> 01:41:03,525 如果喜歡就是一種記得 1795 01:41:03,567 --> 01:41:04,567 班長 1796 01:41:05,025 --> 01:41:08,150 我會永遠永遠記得您 1797 01:41:15,942 --> 01:41:16,942 阿勇 1798 01:41:18,067 --> 01:41:19,150 你有看到素芬嗎 1799 01:41:20,025 --> 01:41:21,025 沒有啊 1800 01:41:57,109 --> 01:41:58,109 素芬 1801 01:42:00,067 --> 01:42:01,067 素芬 1802 01:42:01,525 --> 01:42:02,525 邱素芬 1803 01:42:24,692 --> 01:42:25,692 素芬 1804 01:43:17,109 --> 01:43:18,192 對不起 1805 01:43:19,525 --> 01:43:20,525 我遲到了 1806 01:43:22,900 --> 01:43:25,150 但我再也再也不會讓妳離開我了 1807 01:43:27,275 --> 01:43:28,650 不管妳生的病 1808 01:43:29,775 --> 01:43:31,109 有多倒楣 1809 01:43:33,984 --> 01:43:35,275 我都會一直 1810 01:43:35,317 --> 01:43:36,442 一直 1811 01:43:37,650 --> 01:43:38,775 一直照顧妳 1812 01:44:32,734 --> 01:44:33,734 素芬 1813 01:44:34,442 --> 01:44:35,900 班長一句 1814 01:44:37,234 --> 01:44:38,400 記得我愛妳 1815 01:44:39,192 --> 01:44:40,859 記得我愛您 1816 01:44:55,567 --> 01:44:56,609 邱小姐 1817 01:44:56,650 --> 01:44:57,817 這次妳回來 1818 01:44:57,859 --> 01:44:59,234 沒有要回去美國了喔 1819 01:44:59,275 --> 01:45:01,400 她參加完阿勇的婚禮就要回去了啦 1820 01:45:01,650 --> 01:45:02,650 這樣喔 1821 01:45:03,150 --> 01:45:04,234 這麼可惜 1822 01:45:04,692 --> 01:45:05,317 所以 1823 01:45:05,359 --> 01:45:06,775 妳愛住國外對不對 1824 01:45:07,025 --> 01:45:08,067 是這樣啦 1825 01:45:08,109 --> 01:45:10,359 我們常仔之前在日本工作 1826 01:45:10,609 --> 01:45:12,817 現在那日本的老闆一直催他 1827 01:45:12,859 --> 01:45:14,567 叫他回去日本工作啦 1828 01:45:15,150 --> 01:45:15,984 邱小姐 1829 01:45:16,025 --> 01:45:17,025 其實喔 1830 01:45:17,067 --> 01:45:18,442 住日本不錯喔 1831 01:45:19,650 --> 01:45:20,650 艾琳 1832 01:45:20,900 --> 01:45:22,234 我說到做到 1833 01:45:22,275 --> 01:45:23,525 只要帶男朋友來 1834 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:24,984 我就招待本店最貴的 1835 01:45:25,025 --> 01:45:26,942 炒牛腩還有炒牛肉 1836 01:45:27,525 --> 01:45:28,484 牛肉湯來了 1837 01:45:28,525 --> 01:45:29,859 你們慢用啊 1838 01:45:30,734 --> 01:45:31,775 這是我男朋友 1839 01:45:31,817 --> 01:45:32,484 書文 1840 01:45:32,525 --> 01:45:34,359 這就是妳常說的那個豬腸嘛 1841 01:45:34,650 --> 01:45:36,150 你好,終於見到你了 1842 01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:38,317 來,這個送你 1843 01:45:39,150 --> 01:45:40,817 謝謝你平常對艾琳的照顧啊 1844 01:45:42,109 --> 01:45:43,109 好了 1845 01:45:43,317 --> 01:45:44,109 我們開動吧 1846 01:45:44,150 --> 01:45:45,150 開動吧 1847 01:45:54,067 --> 01:45:55,150 那個… 1848 01:45:56,692 --> 01:45:57,692 妳要不要 1849 01:45:58,775 --> 01:45:59,567 你被罰25塊 1850 01:45:59,609 --> 01:46:01,234 我就只考25分 1851 01:46:01,734 --> 01:46:02,900 你滿意了嗎 1852 01:46:06,067 --> 01:46:07,067 沒有啦 1853 01:46:08,984 --> 01:46:10,359 如果是這樣的話 1854 01:46:11,109 --> 01:46:12,442 我寧願多罰一點 1855 01:46:25,859 --> 01:46:26,859 怎麼了 1856 01:46:27,192 --> 01:46:28,609 快送他去醫院 1857 01:46:29,359 --> 01:46:30,734 快,快點 1858 01:46:34,275 --> 01:46:35,359 很痛吧 1859 01:46:38,192 --> 01:46:39,400 我可以說謊嗎 1860 01:46:41,109 --> 01:46:42,359 當然不會痛啊 1861 01:46:44,775 --> 01:46:45,775 班長 1862 01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:47,317 對不起 1863 01:46:47,734 --> 01:46:49,192 都是我害你留疤 1864 01:46:49,650 --> 01:46:50,734 我是男生耶 1865 01:46:51,317 --> 01:46:53,817 告訴妳,男生就是要有點疤才帥 1866 01:46:55,067 --> 01:46:56,067 快點 1867 01:46:56,734 --> 01:46:57,359 文龍啊 1868 01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:58,275 快點啦 1869 01:46:58,317 --> 01:46:59,484 來啊 1870 01:47:01,775 --> 01:47:02,775 幹嘛啦 1871 01:47:11,192 --> 01:47:12,067 其實我有問阿勇 1872 01:47:12,109 --> 01:47:12,984 然後他也 1873 01:47:13,025 --> 01:47:13,734 他也覺得有 1874 01:47:13,775 --> 01:47:14,734 妳說他其實什麼 1875 01:47:14,775 --> 01:47:16,609 就是連阿勇都覺得有一點 1876 01:47:19,942 --> 01:47:21,234 恁祖嬤 1877 01:47:21,484 --> 01:47:23,442 不要在這裡打球 1878 01:47:24,567 --> 01:47:25,692 大象一句 1879 01:47:27,650 --> 01:47:29,359 所以妳剛剛講的是什麼意思 1880 01:47:29,859 --> 01:47:31,609 恁祖嬤就是 1881 01:47:32,192 --> 01:47:33,734 形容一個女生很厲害 1882 01:47:33,775 --> 01:47:35,234 像我剛剛對他們 1883 01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:36,275 形容一個女生很厲害 1884 01:47:36,317 --> 01:47:37,775 走啦,吃布丁 1885 01:47:38,484 --> 01:47:39,567 邱素芬 1886 01:47:39,984 --> 01:47:41,567 妳最近數學 1887 01:47:41,609 --> 01:47:43,317 有很大的進步耶 1888 01:47:44,317 --> 01:47:45,567 好棒喔 1889 01:47:45,609 --> 01:47:47,067 繼續加油,好不好 1890 01:47:47,317 --> 01:47:48,400 謝謝老師 108873

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