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Previously on The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills. I have a group of

would like for you to help the women
talk about their feelings so that we can

actually move on.

Good luck. I feel very hurt by you,
Erica.

What Bravo -Liberty relationship do you
think is headed to Splitsville next?

I think it's Dorit and PK.

Dorit, I'm a showman. I gave those
people what they wanted.

That's not a showman.

That's a bitch.

You're going to need to have some
empathy. How do I get that?

You spent the last 20 years raising your
kids and being a good mom, and now

you're in a new metamorphosis of your
life. I want to show my success to the

-husband.

You don't need any more tattoos. That's
enough.

If I want to, I will.

Love being.

If I want one, I'm going to get one.

I may act for a living, but I never fall
for a bad performance.

Who needs a knight in shining armor when
you have your own horse?

The best part about losing everything is
getting it all back.

Fashion is my language, and I speak it
fluently.

They say wisdom comes with age, but I'm
proving otherwise.

It's hard to outrun rumors, but luckily
I'm in better shape than ever.

How beautiful.

Welcome to your picnic. Thank you. Thank
you so much.

A nice little English tea picnic.

So there's tea here and... Water,
champagne.

Wonderful. Anything else you might need,
we have in the car still.

Okay. All right, have fun. Thank you so
much, guys. You did an amazing job.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

She'll lay out here.

Are you cold? I'm freezing.

Mommy, you're cold.

I'm freezing. Look at this.

In the middle of the city. In Beverly
Hills.

I know.

We can get cozy.

Come have a seat.

Well, thank you for coming. Of course.

Listen, Erica, you know, I consider you
a very dear friend. And I knew we needed

a one -on -one. Yes. And I think what
was disappointing for me is that you

didn't leave with an apology.

And I was a little bit taken aback. And
I know ultimately you did, but it felt

like I had to ask you for it.

I did the wrong thing.

And I don't want to re -explain myself.
Just know that it literally popped in my

head and I sold it on the stage and it
had great fallout.

I apologize and I will do whatever I can
to make this right because you mean a

lot to me. And what I did was wrong. I
have to fix this with you.

I really, really appreciate you saying
that. No, I have to. It's non

for me.

Wow. Where was this Erica at the
retreat?

I'm blown away right now.

You know how much I love my husband?

We had a really difficult year. He was
spending a lot of time in London. He had

a lot of business there. And it was the
year that I needed him the most.

You didn't feel protected.

Well, I also didn't feel supported
enough. And I didn't feel as connected.

What you said would have hurt me and
him.

Any which way. But in particular,
because... It had a much bigger impact.

Had I known that PK and Dorit were in a
rough spot, I would have never said what

I said.

I would have ruined somebody else's
life.

I would have ruined someone else's life.
I've always been the girl that soldiers

on. That's who I am. That's who PK
knows.

Right. I definitely underestimated how
big of a setback this last incident had

on me. Last Christmas was about 14
months after the home invasion, and I

the bank. I took out $10 ,000 so I could
have some money for Christmas gifts.

I had my handbag in the shopping cart.
When I got to the register, I realized

that my handbag was gone.

The whole year, in my marriage, in my
life, in my emotions, it was very much

like this. The police came down, and
they reviewed the video surveillance.

They had discovered that I was followed
by three men.

That threw me right back into the throes
of PTSD.

I did not mean to have this impact on
your life, on your marriage. I want to

work on repairing this friendship
because I don't have many.

I mean, I need to let go of being
defensive and being ready to fight and

everybody's eyes out.

So know that I'm, you know, moving
forward, and I would love for you to

forward with me.

Oh, my God, I'm moving forward.

Are you going to have a drink?

I think, yeah, it's 5 .30. I mean, it's
been a long day. It's been a long day.

I'm going to call Garcelle real quick.

Hi. Hi.

How are you?

Oh, girl, if I only told you, Jackson's
leaving this morning. He's like, I got a

game at 5 .30. Yes. And I was like,
what? I didn't know.

So I'm dragging him up to Jackson's
game, and then Shane has a basketball

I have a sick child at home.

We're very busy at this house.

I do believe I'm ready for Vegas.

You think Crystal needs to let loose? I
need to let loose. Okay, so then let's

let loose in Vegas. Right, Jade?

Right, Jade?

Sutton and I are planning an amazing
weekend in Vegas for Crystal's birthday.

want to celebrate.

We want her to get the stick out of her
ass. This is Crystal's 40th, so it's

going to be fun. We're going to Magic
Mike for Erica.

Yeah. Tons of dinner.

Then we've got going to the club.

We all know that Crystal and I have had
some challenging times. I said nothing

wrong, and I said nothing bad.

Not being fair. I didn't bring it up.
Yes, you did.

But now I'm hoping we can start fresh.

Enjoy the basketball game. I love you
guys. Bye.

Hello.

Hi. You must be Alyssa. Yes, I am.

I'm Avi. Nice to meet you. So nice to
meet you. Welcome.

How are you? Nice to meet you. I love
the pink. Well, we're both in pink, so

that's good. The dating apps are not
working for me. I literally have a

on my finger from swiping left so many
times. I'd rather meet people in person.

What can I get you? Water would be
beautiful.

Water? Yes, water would be everything.

I'm having a cocktail.

Thank you so much. Alessandra is known.

in Beverly Hills for being a really
great matchmaker. At this point, she's

only hope.

It's like Obi -Wan Kenobi.

Help me.

So, okay, what's going on?

I don't know.

I've been divorced for seven years.

I have been doing this for a while, and
so I call myself the one -date wonder.

Okay. I don't tend to...

Click with people?

Yeah. I don't get asked out a second
time.

I think maybe I don't get asked on a
second date because I can be slightly

intimidating. My intellect is superior
to most. I don't wear revealing things

like bloody.

I might be nervous and act strangely.

I put as itching because I have
neuropathy.

It's going to bother me. Yeah.

It's a thing that I have.

Yeah. Yeah.

Definitely.

Tell me about just some of your hobbies,
interests. I like telling other people

what to do.

Okay. And what's an ideal partner for
you?

Tall.

Handsome. Yeah.

Graduated from college. Yeah.

Okay.

We'll talk about the wealth part later.

But, yeah.

Okay.

I'm a big believer in letting the men
lead. That is not going to be my jam.

don't want to let him lead?

You don't want to let the man lead?

Okay. Let a man lead?

So we need a very strong man for you.

Very strong.

He's going to be real strong. I will eat
them for breakfast. You will? I'm a

first child, and I'm an overachiever. So
I want to win.

With Alessandra. I'm understanding what
I'm looking for for you, and I think we

can make it happen.

I haven't had a second date in a while,
so I need to get there. And if

Alessandra says she can help me, I'm
going to listen to her.

Next time we meet, I'm going to bring
you three bachelors, and then we can

decide out of those three who you want
to meet. Okay?

And they have to be tall.

Okay. I'm very sorry.

Coming up. How are things with you and
Mo?

I felt like I needed a little freedom,
you know? Like, specifically away from

that thing?

I'm a big ball.

I'm a big ball.

Never take a lot. All right, I'm good.
Thank you so much.

Welcome for grief.

Great to see you guys.

Thank you.

Are you going to drink? I am going to
drink. Okay. I mean, it already is wine

'clock.

Okay.

It's really not.

Jeff and I are really close. Even though
Jeff's older, I'm definitely the more

mature one. I'm more responsible.

Jeff is a free spirit.

Hello, how are we doing over here, guys?
Would you like me to start you with

anything to drink? Blanco, spicy, no
salt.

I want the same thing, Blanco with a
bunch of limes and a little spray of

water. I will have a Blanco tequila with
a little bit of agave or a little bit

of whatever.

So I'll get your drink started and I'll
be right back. Thank you.

I'm glad you made it back.

I'm glad I did too.

Park City has been great.

Jeff has been a pop star since he was 20
years old.

People used to always say Jeff is like
the beaver of China.

It was really nice to get away from
everyone.

Who's everyone? Not from you and my mom.

He's like a little kid that happens to
have some money.

By the way, is this place triggering?

Why? You know where we are, right?

Okay.

No, no, no. Around the corner is where I
had the shower,

the bridal shower. Yes, I remember.

Three years ago, my brother was engaged
and living in China. And right before

their wedding, the pandemic broke out.
And my mom and I were terrified.

Vivian called me in Mexico.

Okay. It brought up everything.

Because it's been two years. I've been
single for two years.

We... begged him to come home, and
unfortunately his fiancée couldn't

she had a Chinese passport, and I
believe that's ultimately why they broke

think Jeff blames me for their breakup.

I felt like your closure was very
delayed.

I don't think there actually has been
any, because we haven't had a heart -to

-heart like that. Well, because I had to
push you to return presents, and I know

it was because... I didn't want to do
that. I just... No, but...

Let me move this out of the way so you
get more space over here. Thank you so

much. Anyways, I need someone fresh. All
you do is... I need someone fresh. I

need someone new. You don't know. I need
someone... Yeah.

I need, like, matchmaker style.

Yeah, but you're saying you want to
match me.

That means you want to get married.

I do want to get married. Jeff is
exactly the age I met you.

I know.

Exactly. A little bit older.

Dude, I met her when I was 40.

Oh, wow. I'm 41.

Yeah. Question, though. Crystal, if I
brought home someone 20 years younger

me... Would you be okay with that?

Okay.

Hold on.

When Crystal had told me she was being a
Hollywood director that was 20 years

older, his button -down was kind of
unbuttoned to here, like down here. It

Rob? Yeah, yeah. He was also wearing
sunglasses indoors.

Yeah, that's a problem.

And then the first thing I was like, oh,
no. My red flags went up. I was like...

Well, all of that on paper sounds...
Awful. Yeah. If they were as smart and

mature as Crystal was. Oh, that's a good
answer. That's a good answer, Rob. Good

answer. Sophisticated, amazing, perfect,
everything like me, then, of course, I

welcome her with open arms. Okay. We are
a rare breed.

So we haven't had the best year of our
marriage, and I want to really

recognize... Dorit and my anniversary. I
want you to pick Dorit up and take her

for lunch at the iconic Beverly Wilshire
Hotel.

Okay? I'm going to recreate the movie
Pretty Woman.

Okay. What exactly is PK saying by
putting Dorit in the Julia

Roberts role?

A sex worker? I don't know.

Maybe not the best idea.

After Friday, I wanted to call you
because I feel like something's going

With who?

With you.

Me? Yeah.

You do?

Yes. Like what?

I don't know. It feels like there's this
heaviness.

I'm married for a long time.

I would be lying if I were to say that
the last year didn't affect me and our

relationship. It was very rough year.

How are things with you and Mo?

He's really stressed at work.

Yeah.

And, you know, I think in the past month
I had a rough time, you know.

Kiki and I used to go for dinner all the
time with Kyle and Mo. We'd go on

vacations. We'd go to their house. We
haven't seen Kyle and Mo as a couple in

very long time.

Something has got to be up.

I mean, have you had any thoughts
recently? Like you think you would

end up with Moe, or that you would think
about this.

What makes me think this? Yeah.

Well, like, even just from Instagram, I
usually see you and Moe together,

and it just seemed like you were
spending a lot of time away from each

I felt like I needed a little freedom.

Freedom and some faith.

Like, specifically...

Away from your husband?

I just needed a little, like, I felt
like I needed a little freedom.

Freedom from faith.

Like, specifically away from your
husband?

I think away from everything.

I feel like there's something you're not
telling me. No. I feel it. I feel like

whatever Kyle is saying is not actually
how she feels. But I also feel like I

really need to just respect her
boundaries, even though I know in my

not true.

Honey, if there's ever something that I
ask and you don't feel like talking

about it, just say, I don't want to talk
about it. Yeah.

Literally, where are we going for lunch?

Hold on. This is where we go.

Hi there.

Miss Richard, we've been expecting you
at the Beverly Wilshire.

What the hell is going on?

What is going on? Let's go with it,
babe. Thank you so much. Enjoy.

Thank you. You're scaring me, Kyle.

Kat? Yes?

Are you downstairs?

I'm downstairs.

I'm going to the crystal store after I
see Sutton. I want to do that full moon,

that pink moon thing tonight. It's the
pink moon. Let's see if the pink moon

will shift.

So let's not.

We're going to do this.

Ice and glasses.

Then maybe we want water and tea.

Okay. Thanks, Jack.

Hello. Hi.

There's cornbread on the table. Wow, you
went all out.

Yeah, it's called toast nights.

We're going to laugh.

Did you meet up with the matchmaker?

Uh -huh.

And how'd it go, how'd it go? It was
fine.

I think I was a bit hard on her.

You don't want to let him lead?

Okay. Let a man lead?

This whole traditional male -female
thing is difficult for me.

Like, how did those dynamics come about?
I know Christian said, I don't want you

to work, and you were like, okay, I'll
do that.

That was, like, the beginning.

You gave up your power.

Mm -hmm.

I wasn't invited to the boardroom of our
marriage. And we all know that the

power happens in the boardroom.

I was missing out on all the good stuff.
What should we do with the money? With

the children, he was making the
decisions and telling me what to do. The

thing that I got to do was plan summer
vacation because he didn't come until

end. I slowly regained my power.

So now I'm holding on to it really
tight.

I get that.

You know, enough about me. Tell me about
you.

What's going on?

I could break into tears right now. Oh,
God.

Well, now you're going to make me cry.
You know you're going to make me cry.

Why?

Um, I think Jax thinks I'm doing it all
wrong.

He was struggling, and I didn't see it.

I understand where you're coming from,
that you want to be... more apparent to

us, but I needed that two years ago
instead of now.

I thought he was just being a brat. I
thought he was just... I think that's

what's hitting me, is realizing that I
didn't see it.

Out of all the things that I do, being a
mom is the most important thing to me.

Of course.

You're a great mother.

Also, teenage boys are kind of assholes.

They are.

I know, but I just feel like I failed. I
feel like I failed.

You know, he asked to go live with his
dad. Right.

And that hurt me a lot. Of course it
did.

This past summer, Jax was kind of
hinting around that he wanted to live

dad. I knew that it was coming from a
place maybe of punishing me, but also

trying to see how much he can get away
with.

I feel like if I say anything to Mike,
like, talk to Jax. Or if I say I'm

a hard time with Jax, he doesn't go, so
what's going on?

I just, for me, it's spending more
quality time in being present.

And even though Jax wants a little bit
more freedom, I think it's seeing him,

making sure he knows I see him.

And this is why some of the women don't
understand why we're such good friends.

We're these single moms that deal with
ex -husbands.

Yeah. That are still heavily involved in
our lives.

Heavily.

Heavily. Oh, my God.

Don't cry over your barbecue.

Why won't you tell me what we're doing?

Good luck.

What is going on?

You don't think I gave you that rose?

No, I don't think they gave me this
rose.

Honey, I want to know why you couldn't
have gotten, like, the presidential

suite.

Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire. Happy
anniversary.

Love you.

PK.

Isn't this giving you any kind of vibe
from, like, any movies you may have

No. Any iconic movies that were filmed
here? Iconic movies that I've seen? Oh!

Oh, PK.

You've got to be kidding me, honey.

Pretty woman, they sat down for
breakfast, and he said, I took the

ordering everything on the menu.

I've got a couple pieces of tea, Kyle.

Thank you. But your husband.

Really? I don't see him anywhere.

I'm not getting any information from
Kyle. I've got to pour my own water.

got to lay out my own fruit.

This does not scream, hello, it's your
anniversary.

I need someone to give me answers, and
I'm getting a little frustrated.

Who's taking care of the kids? Does
anybody know anything?

We'll get to that point. I know, but I
need to know because I get anxiety. I

know I can be a pain in the ass when it
comes to control issues, and now my

anxiety. But if I was at a 10 before,
after the two robberies, it's now a

thousand. I need air.

Nate, I need to go outside.

I want to know what's going on with the
kids. I want to know what I'm doing

because I have children.

Call PK.

I left my kids telling them I'm going to
see them later.

All this stuff you can ask Kyle.

She doesn't know anything, Laser. I just
asked her. I'm going to call PK.

Tell her that it's a beautiful surprise
and the entire family is going on it.

I'm telling her to go with it, but she's
like, I need air. I got to go outside.

Carl and I are super close and we laugh
so hard together.

And she enjoys when something
potentially bad is happening to me.

And when we talk about surprises and
Carl getting involved, maybe the biggest

surprise would be if Maurizio actually
ever did that to her. That would be a

bigger surprise.

Wow.

Hi.

We know everything. You need to stop
stressing.

We need a starter with us, and you need
to stop stressing. Oh, baby.

You immediately put me at ease.

I just called PK. My kids answered, and
now I feel so much more at ease. We're

okay, Mommy.

Dorit is a control freak.

Admittedly so.

Really? Someone at the door. Someone at
the door.

Killing her. I think that's what this is
really about.

Hi!

Okay, it's getting better and better.
Happy anniversary.

It's getting better. We've got the whole
glam team here.

Karina. What on earth?

He wants me to put on a red dress.

Mm -hmm.

Okay. See, the thing is, I'm an actual
designer and stylist, right?

I know which ones I'll try.

The old rate is back.

Karina, do you have the Beverly Beach
bronzer?

No, I don't have it with me. That I
need. It will look a lot better if I'm

bronzed.

Coming up.

I told your mom you have a tattoo.

What is wrong with you? She meant the
tattoo on me. So then I said, maybe you

don't. I said, I don't know for sure.

It's so exciting and so nerve -wracking.
The last few hours have definitely been

anxiety -provoking.

So, just like Julia Roberts in the
movie, I'm going to leave my reality

for one night and live out my movie
fantasy.

Oh, my God. You're, like, excited and
scared. I'm excited now. No, I am. I

actually am. I feel like I'm safe, I'm
good, I'm here.

I love you, Mom.

Good evening. How are you? I'm well,
yourself? Excellent.

Welcome. PK and I have always been big
on surprising one another and big, grand

reveals. Oh, my God. Happy birthday,
baby. No.

No, PK.

Can I welcome you all to Dorit's Buddha
Lounge? Oh, my God!

Happy birthday.

Thank you, baby.

I either have to do a lot of work to get
back to enjoying the big surprises or I

need to just hang up my grand reveal
hat.

And here she is.

Wow, you look amazing.

Happy anniversary.

You look so stunning.

Wow. Yeah.

Well, I wanted to get this whole pretty
woman thing because you are a pretty

woman. So don't get too excited about
this because it's on loan.

Okay.

I think it goes well.

I'll put it on for you.

There you go, my love.

And I was bedazzled by you.

Come in.

I wanted to take your breath away, like
you do mine.

Berlin.

Quite a good idea, really, isn't it?
Take iconic songs and put them in

movies. Harry. Beautiful.

He loves you.

Okay, bye -bye. If you took, like, The
Jungle Book and put it in Godfather.

Oh, my lordy have mercy.

Honey, it's one of my favorite songs any
time now. I know, and she's so lovely.

Look at this, PJ.

Baby, I've got you your drink already
prepared. I've just got to do this stuff

you do with the carcass out business.

By the way, can you actually...

Tell me my drink after 13 years? Yeah.
Go on. Vodka, Tony.

Wow.

Here's your caviar. Bon appétit. Merci.

I was just thinking, PK, it's been such
a difficult year all around, and

it's so much better.

That's the reality.

Listen. Yeah, baby, you have to use it.

I was looking for it.

Now you've done it, my love. Now I want
you to relax a little bit. I'm totally

relaxed. To be honest with you, I think
maybe I'm not going to bother with

surprises anymore.

Well, the thing is, baby. I love
surprises.

It's not that I don't love surprises.

You know what a detail -oriented person
is. That's control. You know.

You think that this just happened.

There's a lot of effort that goes into
dressing a certain way, looking a

way. Baby, did the glam team walk in all
in a row with the dresses?

They were like stuck in the doorway.

I lined it all up for you, Bubba. Well,
not really.

Well, kind of. I don't like anyone to
choose what I'm wearing.

This is not a fun surprise.

But that's control, honey. And sometimes
when your husband's taking control,

you've got to let him do it.

You know, I have anxieties, and I'm not
my best yet.

No. And I'm going to need you along the
way. You will be, baby. You will.

I definitely struggle to understand the
PTSD thing.

That concept of you being in no control
of what you're doing or how you're

feeling is an unusual concept, you know?
Right now, I don't need a big gesture.

I need help from PK with the kids, with
the house, with work.

I need him to step up and say, I'm going
to take care of this.

That's not his personality, though. I'm
going to have to work on him being able

to help me, which is going to take more
out of me. And I'm not sure I'll ever

get there. In life, you can't go
backwards. People lose people. People

decisions that they regret.

I know.

But we can get better. Why can't we get
better?

We can always get better. I mean, I got
pretty good tonight.

You sure did.

Coming up.

Everything is okay with you.

Every time I open Google, there was like
something about you guys separating,

divorcing, whatever. Generally, I don't
believe these things, but it's too much.

Oh, my God.

Mo. Yeah, love. Oh.

Hi, love bean.

What you been doing?

Every time, because they don't see me.

We've always been on the same page and
in sync, and right now it just does not

feel like we are in sync.

Oh, my God, my day's been crazy.

My day has been crazy, too.

And I'm stressed that I haven't eaten a
thing.

Okay, so...

Anyway, it feels like lately that he is
consumed with the agency and his work.

He's running a big company and opening
all over the world.

You want me to put this in here?

I need a spoon.

Okay.

Um, well.

I don't need a spoon.

Well, I'm going to get to scrape it out.
I think that he's poured his heart and

soul into the agency.

Um, it's the other woman.

The table's set. Look at it. Tell me
what you think.

It's so.

Gorgeous. We changed from Italian food
to Mexican quinceanera. I think way

better move.

Yeah, it's like 15 years old. Exactly.

Joey!

Jake is in the house!

Hey, girl.

Welcome, welcome.

Good to see you.

Mom!

Hi! How are you? Have you been in L .A.
much?

No, I have not.

New York, Florida, Aspen, Portugal at
the end of the month. Really? Yeah, we

opened up an office in Portugal, and
then we're opening up an office in

Mallorca. We're going banana.

Where's the birthday girl?

Yay!

Happy birthday!

You made it to your birthday!

Okay,

everyone grab your plates. Time to eat!

Grab your plates.

You guys, horses are there with Ellie.

You guys all grab.

Okay. Oh, you know who I have to call?
Yeah.

Everything is okay with you, Mauricio.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every time I open Google, there was like
something about you guys separating,

divorcing, whatever.

It got to a point in which I called
Mauricio, I sent him a text, I said, is

everything okay? You know, generally I
don't believe these things, but it's too

much.

Who started this?

Seeing without my wedding ring and
people started the rumor.

Unbelievable. I'm very taken aback that
my mother -in -law is asking me this

right now, tonight.

Yes, Mo and I have been having a hard
time, but the picture of me without my

ring has nothing to do with that. I've
still been wearing a wedding band.

So why are people saying that? Because
of one time when I was lifting weights

before that.

Hello.

I'm so beyond stress right now. I'm so,
yeah, I don't feel relaxed at all right

now. We have a relax. Okay, everyone be
efficient.

We got to clean up all that mail. It's
kind of embarrassing. It's a good time

tell me.

I just told you how overwhelmed and
stressed I am, and you're telling me to

clean up the mail.

It's a good time to tell me that.

This is just not what I want to hear
right now at my daughter's birthday

Here's one little prezzy.

Look at your tattoo.

It's not real.

She's testing it out, unlike me.

It's really cute.

I love it.

Estella, Eduardo, where are you guys
going? I was going to tell you

Oh, you want to tell me something?

You're not going to like it.

Tell me.

I got tattoos.

I'm okay.

You are?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Where is my son?

What do you mean?

Didn't you do a tattoo for him? Did I
put his name? No.

That's a jinx anyway. That's a jinx. I
don't believe in that. Okay. Anyway.

Yeah. And I know that also the girls got
one.

Yeah. Do you know your son has one?

No. Does he?

Uh -oh.

Maybe he does. I don't know. I'm
kidding.

Can we do cake?

Let's do this.

I told your mom you have a tattoo.

What is wrong with you?

She doesn't care.

But still, why would I not be allowed to
do that? What is that up with that?

Okay, guys, we're letting the tattoo on
me. So then I said, maybe you don't. I

said, I don't know for sure.

Now he's mad at me. I mean, then I
realized he met him. And I said, oh, I

know. He has one. Maybe, maybe not. I
don't know. So you said that or you said

yes? And I know that also the girls got
one.

Yeah. Do you know your son has one?

No.

You're in trouble.

Why did I open my mouth?

I thought, oh, okay, it'll be funny in a
moment, wait to see her reaction.

But now his reaction?

Okay, guys, let's go. I really wish I
had not said anything.

Whatever,

I don't want to talk about that right
now.

It's not about that.

It's mine to talk about, not anybody
else's, and not, you know, whether I

to talk about it or not. I don't want to
talk about it right now. I don't want

to talk about it.

Oh, this is what people talk about when
they go through a rough time.

Do you want me to help you cut cake?

Yeah, that would be great.

Thanks, Finn.

Well, here we are.

Finn Rock.

I'm so mad that his mom learned about
the cut too.

I was like, that's my thing to talk
about. I don't want to get in camera

was like, Jesus.

Coming up.

Oh, my God, we have red phantoms.

Oh, my God, you guys, look at these
cars.

Do you think I could do Vegas in that
little carry -on?

How many days are you going to do that?
Two.

What are you going to do in Vegas?

It's sort of my birthday party. Okay.

I feel so cute.

Tell me how you really feel.

There's not much to it. I don't want to
catch a cold.

It's Vegas.

I mean, you're definitely going to find
a man in that, that's for sure.

Can we do purses in here?

While you're doing that, I'm going to
use my shaker.

It looks like you're twerking.

Get your twerk on.

Thank you. Have a good one. Thank you.

No, I do not believe you're the first
one here.

Look at you.

I thought maybe. I'm shocked.

I literally thought it was going to be
you or Doritla.

Oh, hello.

It's a little tempting, but I'm here.
Oh, my God. Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

Oh,

the birthday woman.

Okay, by the way, I love green.

First, I get a ghost with my.

I didn't even know that was you at
first. Because the brown hair? It's

registered yet. I know.

Here she is!

Come on, Hat. Come on, Hat.

We are ready, girl.

I'm getting excited!

Welcome aboard!

Oh my goodness!

I mean, OMG!

Kyle, by the way, thank you very much
for the check. You're welcome. Thank you

for the plane, Kyle.

Cheers, everybody.

Cheers. Happy birthday, Crystal.

Cheers.

Guys,

can we get Crystal a birthday present?
Yes.

You guys.

Do you like it?

Thank you so much.

I'm so obsessed.

So pretty. So, guys, we are super
excited to be hosting.

So when we get there, we'll check in.
We'll get dressed up.

Okay, and then, guys, in honor of your
40th birthday, bitch, I'm taking you to

Magic Mike. Yes.

Game on, bitch.

Game on. When we go to Magic Mike,
please wear pants. If you want to get on

stage.

I'm going to trick them because I don't
want them to see my underwear. I'm not

going to wear any.

I have pants and panties.

We're flexible. You should go in. Is
that Channing Tatum guy going to be

too? I know. No, I don't think he's
going to make it.

Garcelle Sutton, thank you very much.

You're so welcome. We're so excited, you
guys.

It's going to be so much fun bonding.

We can love each other and fight with
each other. I gave up fighting with y

for Lent as a good Catholic.

this trip so I can laugh.

No, I'm not kidding. The Lord or the
Holy Ghost or some higher power is

to me and said, you need to give up
fighting for Lent.

Now Erica's religious.

Okay. This could have come in handy a
while back, by the way.

Oh my God, we have red phantoms.

Oh my God, you guys, look at these cars.

Oh my God, she's running up to her
house.

You are the sweetest.

Wait for the car, for the car, for the
car.

Who's ready to have fun, guys?

Sutton, there are auditions for the
Raiderettes, and I'm thinking that you

should... Five, six, seven, eight.

You guys have a lot more in common than
I realized.

Wow.

Did you bring Glam?

No. No.

Do you agree?

No. I did.

You did?

That's what I'm saying. What? I knew.

Here we go, girl.

Hi. How are you?

Welcome to Resort School. Pleasure to
have you here with us. Lovely.

Amazing.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Ladies, welcome home.

Yay.

Oh, my God. What?

This is incredible.

Welcome to your palace, a 15 ,000 square
foot room. This is the master suite.

Where do you see the rest?

Oh, my God. My birthday's every month.
Crystal, happy birthday. Oh, my God.

Bitch, happy birthday.

Kyle and Dorit, this is yours.

Baby, oh, it's so romantic.

Let the rumors start.

I've never done the girl thing. When you
choose.

I don't know. Apparently I'm a lesbian.

Yes!

Look, my stuff is already hung up. She
took the whole closet.

I wasn't here. I fit people.

The bitch shows up, has her assistance,
put all her clothes up front.

There's plenty of room. Oh, I cannot.

I get a little corner in the closet.

I brought pillows.

I don't know where they are. I'm in this
room, too.

I got our one.

I love it. Bring on Magic Mike.

We're going to find me a man tonight on
the stage.

Are you upset?

They didn't ask you to go up there with
your pants? This has nothing to do with

the pants.

We gotta go. We gotta go.

You're such a bitch.

Oh, no, don't do that. Now you're being
a bitch. Now you're being a bitch. Don't

do that. I'm proud of you. That doesn't
blow up. Too late. And Erica's not even

here. She's sitting in there like Judge
Judy.