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Barb! 5 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,699 -Oh, my God, are you okay?! -Yes, everything's fine. 6 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,993 Natalie, can you come talk to your father? 7 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,786 Mom, this is not that big a deal. 8 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:21,039 Oh, my God, I thought something terrible was happening! 9 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,332 Tell your dad. 10 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,251 I know we have a deposit down on the Salisbury... 11 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,294 -Yes, we do. -I said we do. 12 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:30,298 But Tara and I found this great new venue for the wedding. 13 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,883 Erebus. 14 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,969 I'm sorry. 15 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,846 What the hell's happening? What are we talking about? 16 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,889 They wanna get married at a haunted barn. 17 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,516 It's absolutely ridiculous. 18 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:43,061 I mean, who changes the venue of a wedding this last minute? 19 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,939 Tara always wanted to have it at Erebus, 20 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,524 but they only just had a spot open up. 21 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,820 I'm sorry, Natalie, we're not getting a wedding in a haunted house. 22 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:54,364 Grandma's 91. She's 93. 23 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,574 I can't believe you guys are acting like this. 24 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,493 It's my wedding. 25 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:02,164 I only came here because I needed help convincing Tara's parents. 26 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,958 I didn't expect you to have the same reaction as them. 27 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,376 That's not fair, Natalie. 28 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,003 We're nothing like Tara's parents. 29 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,671 -We're not like 'em at all, okay? -No. We're not saying no. 30 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,131 We're just... 31 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:12,632 you know. 32 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:13,842 Thank you. 33 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,761 Can you please talk to Tara's dad for me? 34 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,182 Make him understand that this is what we want? 35 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,518 You're so good at that. You're good at talking to people. 36 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,275 I'll do anything you want, Natalie. I love you so much. 37 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,903 I'll call them today. I'll call Terry today. 38 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,154 -Thank you. -I love you, too, Barb. 39 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,739 I love you all so much, I'm just... 40 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,158 -Aw. -I was scared, I'm sorry. 41 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,079 I'm just glad it's just stupid wedding stuff I don't care about. 42 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,830 Wait, honey, you have a cut on your face. 43 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,832 -Are you okay? -No. 44 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,919 Fucking Douglas brought in a mini hockey stick into work 45 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,421 and was trying to balance it on his nose, and he whacked me with it. 46 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,548 -Oh, God, honey. -I know, stupid trick. 47 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,550 I was just about to go clean it up with ice. 48 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,676 Oh. 49 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,387 Oh, j... I gotta be in the shower right now. 50 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,555 -Okay. -Good. Great. 51 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,182 Your father's gonna be on TV. 52 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,101 Shut up, Barb. I wanted to surprise her. 53 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,395 Okay, well, he's doing an interview about the mall. 54 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:08,855 He's gonna be a big star. 55 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,190 Shut up, Barb! 56 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,372 Hey, Victor. 57 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,081 -Hey. -How you doing? 58 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,756 Oh! 59 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,225 Ron? 60 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,314 Dropped a frickin' Hershey's Hug somewhere. 61 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,358 Thing flew out and I kicked it, 62 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:57,487 and I'm definitely gonna want something sweet after lunch, 63 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,322 'cause I'm supposed to get spaghetti. 64 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,720 Mm. That's not too far away. 65 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,307 -Ready, buddy? -One second. 66 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,767 You're not comin'. 67 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,727 Brenda wants me to go with you to make sure there are no hiccups. 68 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,604 There's not gonna be any hiccups. 69 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:16,399 How are you gonna help me with any hiccups? Jamie! 70 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,819 I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue 71 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,322 that they even know is going on. 72 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,657 -Oh, okay. -Thank you. 73 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,366 Thank you. 74 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:46,095 Let's do this. Let's do it. 75 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,808 I really want Jamie to go with you. 76 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,352 -You told on me? -This is important. 77 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,229 The shirtless teacher thing made some of the parents 78 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,647 in the community nervous. 79 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,440 I don't want to leave anything up to chance. 80 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,567 -Like what up to chance? -Jamie's going with you. 81 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,361 Why are you even arguing about this? 82 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,863 Shotgun. 83 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,657 Can you drive your own car, please? Don't ride with me. 84 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,409 I have to get in a good head space 85 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,661 so I can knock this out of the park. This has gotta go good. 86 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,913 -Okay, I'll follow you. -No, don't follow me. 87 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,874 Just drive your own car at a different time than me. 88 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:17,668 I'm not a good driver, Ron. 89 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,258 -Hello? -Hey, Terry, it's Ron. 90 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,427 -Hey, Ron. -I just wanted to give you a call, 91 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,346 see if you and Nancy might wanna come over for a little game night 92 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,181 we're gonna have over at the house this week. 93 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,308 I'll talk to Nancy. 94 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,852 Is your dog gonna be loose again? 95 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,688 No. 96 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,858 Unfortunately, the dog passed away, sadly. 97 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,735 Sorry about that, Ron. 98 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,987 It did jump a lot. 99 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,448 Yeah, I know. I know it did, Terry. 100 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,742 At any rate, I'll talk to Nancy. 101 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,425 -We'll let you know. -Talk to you soon. 102 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,162 Hi, how you doing? 103 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,455 -Hi, how are you? -Good. 104 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,290 Hey, I found this shirt, 105 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,459 and I'm trying to find the guy who lost it. 106 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,086 Do you think he might have bought it here, 107 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,463 -or you would have a record of that? -Let me take a look. 108 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,298 -Sure. -Let me take a look. 109 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,222 Oh, he definitely got this here. 110 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,225 And it's definitely well-loved. 111 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,354 You could see on the back, there's dirt. 112 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,772 -Some kind of white dust. -Oh, yeah. 113 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,151 He got great use out of this shirt. 114 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:09,114 Look at these buttons. The buttons are pulling. 115 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,783 -Yeah, oh, yeah. -They're starting to strain. 116 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,076 -Right. -Look at this. 117 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,290 You see? It's like a big belly, 118 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,335 and someone's belly is pushing up 119 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:24,546 into the buttons. 120 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,923 He's about at his limit. 121 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:32,762 I happen to know a guy who's at his limit. He's one of our members. 122 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,473 You have members? 123 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:39,561 It's our membership program we got going here. 124 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,771 Members' Night is coming up. 125 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,860 I'm sure you'll see him there. All the members come. 126 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,153 Great. When is that? 127 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,029 You have to be a member. 128 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:52,699 Sign up, become a member, 129 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,994 and you'll get notified about when the night is. 130 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,912 -You're positive you know him? -I'm positive. 131 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,706 He's at his limit. 132 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,374 Awesome. Thank you. 133 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:05,253 -Sixty-five dollars? -That's cheap. 134 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,338 Sign up for the membership, 135 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,591 you'll get the texts and the emails 136 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,884 regarding Members' Night. 137 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,846 Yes. 138 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,852 -You definitely know. -Mm-hmm. 139 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,354 Can I have the shirt back? 140 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,522 Yeah. 141 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,775 -You don't know him, do you? -Nah. 142 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,819 God damn it! 143 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,164 -I was so terrified! -Sorry I'm late. 144 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,040 I'm so sorry I'm late, I... 145 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,711 -Ron! -Jamie, are you okay? 146 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,047 Ron, I almost got killed by an army truck. 147 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,924 Oh, my God, what happened? 148 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,301 You saw it, and you kept driving. 149 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,722 I didn't see anything, Jamie, I don't know what you're talking about. 150 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,645 So glad she's alright. 151 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,231 People are nuts out there. Something's going on today. 152 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,399 -Yeah? Jeez. -It's been weird. 153 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,943 Well, alright. 154 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,403 You ready to tell me about Canton Marketplace at Bear Run? 155 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,031 -Yes, I am. Let's do this. Okay. -Alright. Thank you. 156 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,663 Okay. 157 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,582 Okay. 158 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,627 I'm Sarah Rounds, here with Fisher Robay executive Ron Trosper... 159 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,796 who's in charge of a brand-new 160 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,673 $15 million development right here in Canton. 161 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,381 There's no seam or anything. 162 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,757 This is all, like, solid plastic. 163 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,302 -All this shit's solid plastic. -Hi, Dad. Good night. 164 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,428 Hey, good night, pal. You going to bed already? 165 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,389 Yep. 166 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,100 I... 167 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,019 I got you this little hat today. 168 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,855 Oh. 169 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,773 -Yeah. -Cool. 170 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,236 -This is cool, yeah. -It's a little spy hat. 171 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,989 Oh, I think I've read about these, yeah. 172 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,116 -Anyway, I love you. -Love you, too. 173 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,743 Junk. 174 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,419 Someone's belly is pushing up into the buttons. 175 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,423 There's dirt. Some kind of white dust. 176 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,842 He got great use out of this shirt. 177 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,517 Stop! Stop! 178 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,406 Well, I know this seems silly, but it's just a formality. HR stuff. 179 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,368 Yeah, I know, I... it's totally fine, I understand. 180 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,203 Okay, good. 181 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,664 Is there any way that you doctored the chair 182 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,540 so that it would break and allow you 183 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,001 to look up Amanda's skirt and see her underwear? 184 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,296 -No! -Great, that's what we thought. 185 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:40,426 And you and Amanda have never had any prior romantic involvement? 186 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,888 -Any kissing or sex? -What the hell? 187 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,723 -No. -Or blowjobs? 188 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,850 -What the hell? -Is it true, 189 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,770 Ron, that you both attended the same high school? 190 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,440 I mean, yeah, we went to the same school, 191 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,192 but I didn't even know her. 192 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,444 -You didn't know each other? -No, I didn't know her much at all. 193 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,029 We were in completely different crews. 194 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,906 She looked completely different. 195 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,826 What does it matter that she looked different? 196 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,245 She just looked different then than she does now. 197 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,163 You know, she wouldn't have fit in with my crew. 198 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,582 But she'd be okay in your crew now? 199 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,835 No, she's like 50. What are we talking about here? 200 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,754 Okay, we all know this was an accident. 201 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,924 But we just need to cover all our bases before 202 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,843 the outside observer comes in next week. 203 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,303 Oh, my God. Diane, is this really necessary? 204 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,722 Yes, it is. 205 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,432 You just need to watch this video 206 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,016 and then you're outta here. 207 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,064 -Peeping Toms. -Oh, my God. 208 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,524 -I'm not a Peeping Tom. -Who's to determine 209 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,819 when a look is an accidental mistimed glance 210 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,487 or a premeditated leer? 211 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,615 -Sorry. -From the innocent... 212 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,243 -It's okay. -...to the extreme. 213 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,789 It's a gray area. Tough to prove. 214 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,417 Even harder to discipline. 215 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,503 This training video teaches employees how to handle it. 216 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,830 He was waiting for me here. 217 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,084 I found your nest, you little fuckhead! 218 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,463 Ugh, nasty pig! 219 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,634 Jan's Cafe? 220 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,710 Hi. Excuse me. 221 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,672 I just had a question about one of your customers. 222 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,257 -What? -I was wondering 223 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,050 if someone had seen anybody come in here 224 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,387 with this shirt on and order this dish. 225 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,013 -What? -I'm just looking to see 226 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,891 if anybody noticed anybody come in and have this dish, this rice dish. 227 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,560 Hey, hey, guys. Come on, stop throwing food. 228 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,019 There are other people sitting by you. 229 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,229 You don't mind. Right, sweetheart? 230 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,148 I'm super sorry to bother you. I don't wanna bother you at all. 231 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,943 But you think you could notice the pattern on this shirt? 232 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:45,945 Damn it! 233 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,988 Ricky, call security. 234 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,909 I'm sorry, do you think I could speak to somebody 235 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,121 back there who might have seen someone with this shirt on, 236 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,664 ordered this rice dish? 237 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,541 God damn it! 238 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,293 What the hell are you talking about? 239 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,378 The rice dish! If somebody had ever come in and ordered this. 240 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,547 -Oh, fuck! -Get out! 241 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,257 Get out, get out! 242 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,217 Do you have security cameras I could possibly look at? 243 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,468 Get out. 244 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,095 -Or a security room that I can... -Get out! 245 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,431 Please, I just need one minute of your time. 246 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,890 I'll get him out, Marla. 247 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:23,941 -I just wanna talk to you. -Yeah. 248 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,484 -No, I just wanna talk to you. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 249 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,361 Look, I'm... no! No, please! 250 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,155 -I'm not gonna fucking tell on you! -Get the fuck in there! 251 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,489 I'm not gonna tell on you. 252 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,158 No, no. No, no, no, no, no! 253 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,243 -No, no, no, please. Please, please. -Are you stupid? 254 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,746 -No! -I popped you in the fuckin' head. 255 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,747 What the fuck do you want now? 256 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,876 I said, what the fuck do you want? 257 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,880 What? "Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa." You don't know how to talk? 258 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:51,302 You came to my fuckin' work. Now, that's real fuckin' stupid. 259 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,763 -You came to my work. -Oh, shut the fuck up! 260 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,894 Yeah, I did. Maybe next time, I'm coming to your house. 261 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,979 I see that wedding ring. 262 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:06,275 What would your little wife think seeing her husband get knocked around? 263 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,111 Bet you got a nice house. Be easy to find. 264 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,822 Maybe I'll swing by tonight after my shift. 265 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:16,077 Wouldn't that be nice, huh? Show your family what a nice guy I am. 266 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,372 You don't fucking come to my house! You don't come anywhere near my fucking... 267 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,209 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong? 268 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,170 No, no, no, no, no. What's wrong? What, are you okay? No, no, no! 269 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,588 Please, please, please, talk to me. 270 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,465 -Talk to me, please! -Air machine. 271 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,175 -What? -My air machine. 272 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,760 -Your what?! -My air machine. 273 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,303 -Air machine! -It's in the box. 274 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,139 Oh, sh... okay. Okay, what's it look like? 275 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,392 What? Oh, fucker! 276 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,604 What the... 277 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,318 Oh, my God! 278 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,737 You're disgusting! These are my work clothes! 279 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,489 What the hell is wrong with you? 280 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,950 I wanna know why the hell you hit me in the head. 281 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,243 Do you work for Tecca? 282 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,661 -I never heard of them. -Bullshit! 283 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,831 Tecca, the chair company. You said it when you hit me in the head. 284 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,457 I never heard of Tecca before. 285 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,543 -Then, who hired you? -I don't know! 286 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,753 -Who hired you? -I don't fucking know! 287 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,466 Okay, okay! 288 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,636 Okay, okay, okay. 289 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,472 Okay! Okay! 290 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,142 Jesus! Look! 291 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,853 Look, I got hired by some guy I never, ever met. 292 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,980 He wanted me to scare the shit outta you. 293 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:30,192 I never even saw his face. He paid me jack shit. 294 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,152 I gotta find the guy who hired you. 295 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,698 I think his company might be doing something really bad. 296 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,034 I think it's hurting people. I think it might even be killing people. 297 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,996 That's why I wanted to find you, so I could find them, 298 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,373 and I could stop them from hurting people. 299 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,251 But I can't get anywhere! 300 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,337 But I'm the only one. I'm the only one out here 301 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,381 who knows they're doing something. 302 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,008 And I think it might be quite awful. 303 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,391 I can help if you pay me. 304 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,859 Here, take this one. No, actually... 305 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,154 Take this one. 306 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,698 And I'll call you when I find him. 307 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,992 I'm Mike Santini. 308 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,737 So, I said to Natalie, what do you want? 309 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,656 Because I actually don't think that Tara's really listening 310 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,032 to her wants and needs. 311 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,951 And then, she looked at me and she goes, "Mom", 312 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,869 "I think you just don't want it to be in a haunted house 313 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,704 because of how it looks on you." 314 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,081 Do you think that's what I care about, how I look? 315 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,088 Jamie? 316 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,884 I'm so sorry. I was driving too fast. 317 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,803 I was just anxious about the interview. 318 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,264 I... 319 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,684 was thinking about asking to be moved from your desk. 320 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,729 I don't wanna think that you did that on purpose, Ron, 321 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,733 but I do think that part of you is testing something. 322 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:37,403 There's a darkness to you, Ron. 323 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,696 No, there isn't. 324 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,325 But there's also a light. 325 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,452 I went to a new church this morning. 326 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,871 Oh. 327 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,997 I want you to come with me. 328 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,713 It's... I'm so busy. 329 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,005 Okay, yeah. 330 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,348 -...perfect, I wanna... -One second, I have to... 331 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,431 Okay. 332 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,401 -This is Ron. -It's Mike. 333 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,945 I found him. He goes by Jim X. 334 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,113 I know where he's gonna be tonight. 335 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,865 I have a family thing tonight 336 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,659 -that I'm supposed to get to... -We're going tonight. 337 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,247 Okay. Got it. Bye. 338 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,502 Ah, you shit in my ass! 339 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,756 Ah! Come on, pop her cherry! Pop her cherry! 340 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,425 -Take her fuckin' head off! -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 341 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:44,094 You're breaking my hymen, you little fucking bitch! 342 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,263 -What is this? -That pig's got my cock in its mouth! 343 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,848 You never heard these guys? 344 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,726 That's the stinkiest pussy I've ever seen! 345 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,062 -What is it? -Wazey Waynes! 346 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,814 -They're fucking hilarious. -Where'd the pussy go? 347 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,568 Are they prank calling someone right now? I don't really get it. 348 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,071 No, they're just talking to each other. 349 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,948 Bitch, you got shit, you pussy! 350 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,449 They're saying that to each other? 351 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,702 No, they're not saying it to each other. They're just saying stuff. 352 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,496 Here, listen to this part, this is hilarious. 353 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,291 Fucking ass! 354 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,709 My ass! 355 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,045 My fucking ass! 356 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,425 So, how'd you find this guy? 357 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,553 This dumb-ass does everything in the same spot, 358 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,890 you know, in the parking lot of a self-storage space. 359 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:35,896 Well, he's gonna be there tonight, and we are gonna get there early, 360 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,731 and we're gonna ambush him. 361 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,401 No, I don't wanna ambush him. 362 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,444 I just wanna ask him some questions about Tecca. 363 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,071 Grab that bag on the floor. 364 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,531 Come on, grab it. 365 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,536 Oh, Jesus Christ, no! 366 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:54,498 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm sorry, I just wanna talk to him. 367 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,376 Ron, that is not how you deal with this kinda guy. 368 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,086 I just wanna ask him questions. 369 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,966 -I just wanna meet him. -You gotta put him 370 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,803 in a position where he's gonna answer you. 371 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,388 You're gonna scare the shit out of him! 372 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,015 -Now, grab the gun. -No. 373 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,349 Come on, Ron. 374 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,561 We're gonna give that fucking pussy what they did to you! 375 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:19,648 Now, grab that gun. Come on, grab that gun. 376 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,901 -No! -Grab the gun! 377 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:27,781 I can't, I can't, I can't! I can't, I can't, I can't! I cannot! 378 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,326 I'm not gonna do this. I have a life. 379 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,747 I have a job, I have a family. I have Barb! Barb! 380 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,374 Making love to Barb on a soft bed. 381 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,795 I don't wanna do this. I'm a good man. I'm a good man. 382 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,934 Sure, sure, sure. 383 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,689 That dog just really was not well-behaved. 384 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,068 Oh, well, you know what, Terry? We loved him so much. 385 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,528 Yeah, of course. If you're a stranger to it though, 386 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,405 you could see how the jumping would get old. 387 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,990 Honey, do you want one of these? 388 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,909 -Sure. -Oh, hon, Yeah, no. 389 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:12,910 Oh, don't drink that one. 390 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,203 -That one's no good. -What? 391 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,871 Why won't she like this? I like this. 392 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,289 -Try this one. -Hello! 393 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,958 -Oh, hey! -Oh, hey, hey! 394 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,209 -Sethy-boy, hi. -Hey. 395 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,045 -Oh! -Alright. 396 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,216 -It really does stink around here. -These are good nuts. 397 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,592 -Now, these are salt and vinegar. -You know, it's either 398 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,051 the cheese or the dog. 399 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,222 We've tried it before. We've tried it. 400 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,351 Whew. 401 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:42,647 Alright. A little whiskey on the porch. Not so bad. Not so bad, huh? 402 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,108 Whew! 403 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,406 Stone's loose. 404 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,828 That one looks loose, too. 405 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,079 Yep. 406 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,846 Terry, I feel like we should talk about this haunted house wedding thing. 407 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,056 Good. We gotta shut this down. 408 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,892 You know, I thought that at first, too. 409 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,269 But you know what? 410 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,480 There's just so much badness in this world. 411 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,150 The fact that our daughters found each other... 412 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,904 and they make each other happy, that... 413 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,823 that's a miracle. 414 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,412 I know the other place was nice, and this place, 415 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,789 you'll have to explain a few things to your buddies. 416 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,251 I just keep thinking about 417 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,836 holding my little girl. 418 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:52,843 Knowing that I would give everything I have 419 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,930 for her to feel all the love the world has to give. 420 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,977 Now, I know you're a goddamn good father, 'cause you raised Tara. 421 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,854 She put me through hell and back. 422 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,023 She's one heck of a woman. And I know you love her. 423 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,151 With all my heart, Ron. 424 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,112 So, then what the hell are we talking about? 425 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,365 Ah. 426 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,034 Guess what I found. 427 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,495 -We have many good things. -Oh, games! 428 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,996 We got games? 429 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,749 Thank you. 430 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,633 -Remember this one? Remember this? -I do. 431 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,676 I wish that it was called something else. 432 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,639 Twister! We have Twister. Twister. 433 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:26,937 Sethy, take your shoes off. 434 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,605 Always good luck when the red's on your side. 435 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,982 -It's great. Look at that. -That's good, that's good. 33037

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