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[ School bell rings ]
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Y'know, because we've been
together for 3 months.
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It's been 6.
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But I'm glad we feel
the same way
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about anniversaries.
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- Lame.
- Lame.
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So can I get that Ho-Ho back
or...?
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6 months of dating.
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That beats my record by...
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6 months.
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Your dad won't stop raving
about Tina at the restaurant.
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I try to not let it affect
my performance at work,
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but it does.
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What does your mom
think of Tina?
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Thankfully,
they haven't met yet.
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There's no way
they'd ever get along.
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They both have
strong personalities.
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I prefer a strong woman.
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Physically I mean.
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Like she could lift a car off me
after a real bad accident.
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The only strong woman
my mom likes
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is the singer Amy Grant.
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And only because she can
silence her on command.
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So what happens
when they do meet?
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They won't.
I can't take the chance
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my mom will ruin
my relationship.
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She ruins
everything I like...
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Well, I'm off
to see "Fight Club."
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No R-rated movies.
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Besides I heard Brad Pitt's
character is imaginary.
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That's just lazy writing.
[ Sighs ]
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Hey,
where's the creamy filling?
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Oh, I took it.
You don't need it.
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Ma, what the hell did you do
to my N.W.A. shirt?
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[ Sighs ] Yeah,
my mom and Tina can never meet.
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Captions by VITAC...
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
*FRESH OFF THE BOAT*
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
*FRESH OFF THE BOAT*
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Season 06 Episode 04
Episode Title : "S'Mothered"
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[ Squeaking ]
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Working out some stress,
Mommy?
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I'm warming up for my new
school administration class.
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Discipline.
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Writing I'm a rightie,
slapping I'm a leftie.
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I hope it's as rewarding
as my new Drama class.
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We're exploring
our emotions.
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I can cry on command.
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I think about tulips
wilting!
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Speaking of emotions,
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Trent tells me
you and Tina are going strong.
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Young love makes my heart
skip a beat.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I hope
that's what it is.
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- Love?
- Please.
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Me and Tina just bump into
each other sometimes.
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But, you know,
I bump into a lot of people.
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Long limbs, narrow hallways,
you do the math.
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So, Evan,
anything new with you?
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Anybody?
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Big G?
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Thank you for your interest,
Edwyn.
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Grandma and I
are going to explore
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the ancient art
of meditation.
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Ugh. Meditation is just
an expensive way
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to cross your legs.
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I've reached
a point in my life
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where I would
like to de-stress
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and enhance
my self-awareness.
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Fascinating.
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So we should continue
talking about other people.
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Dad,
you're a happening guy.
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What's new with you?
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Well, let's see...
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Ooh, at the restaurant,
we're introducing...
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new napkins.
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Time to go.
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See ya, Dad.
Enjoy those napkins.
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I will!
Because that's my thing.
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Napkins.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hey, how about
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instead of studying
the French Revolution
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at your house,
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we can go to the mall
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and experience French culture
at Au Bon Pain?
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You're trying to get out
of studying.
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Je guilty.
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Tell you what.
To mix it up,
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how about we study
at your place this time?
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Uh... uh,
I wish we could,
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but... my house
is being fumigated.
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Again?
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You said that last week.
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I was looking forward
to finally meeting your mom.
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Well, you've met my dad,
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and he's basically just my mom
with shorter hair so...
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You don't want me to meet
your mother, do you?
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I'd love nothing more!
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Alas,
she's... out of town.
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Indefinitely.
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Jessica: Eddie!
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Isn't that your mom
over there?
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Eddie!
Calling your name.
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A lot of ladies
call my name.
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You'll have
to get used to that.
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Eddie, hurry up!
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You've got to get home
and clean your room.
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It smells like
gym socks and ham!
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You know what?
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I forgot I'm supposed
to let the fumigator in.
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He takes it personally
if I'm late.
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Dude's sensitive.
Like a lot of fumigators are.
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I'll call you later!
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Each napkin has a different
Orlando landmark.
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Look, it's Lake Apopka.
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At one time,
Florida's most polluted lake.
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Every napkin has a story.
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Just like the spills
they clean up.
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Beautiful.
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Hmm. [ Chuckles ]
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I hope you're not a spy
for the health department.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Seriously,
Evan got grounded for that.
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We're learning about the
hero's journey for Drama class.
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I'm shadowing you
for a character study.
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Oh, good choice!
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I'm always journeying
like a hero.
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[ Chuckles ]
Did I mention the new napkins?
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Heck yeah you did!
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I've been thinking about them
all day!
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I love napkins!
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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We haven't had the class
on fake enthusiasm yet.
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Oh. That's alright.
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Who am I kidding?
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Nobody cares about napkins.
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I'm gonna collect
the whole set!
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I mean,
I love this place,
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but I'm feeling
kind of restless.
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I just turned 40,
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Cattleman's
practically runs itself.
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This may be my last chance
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to roll the dice
on something new.
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I get it.
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You're looking for
your "call to adventure."
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Last time I answered
a call to adventure,
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my identity got stolen.
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Never give anyone
your social.
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[ Sighs ]
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I want to find
my next big thing,
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but I just don't know
where to start.
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What if you took
an aptitude test?
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We took one for school,
and guess what they said
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my personality
was best suited for?
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Acting!
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Really?
Yes!
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And it only takes
20 minutes.
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45 if you're Eddie.
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Let's do it!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Sorry,
just looking for...
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[ Gasps ] Found her!
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Orange County
Convention Center!
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Yes! I got all
the convention centers!
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[ Sighs ]
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♪ Stop for a minute ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm so glad
you're mine ♪
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Oh, Amy Grant.
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- I think it, and you sing it.
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[♪♪]
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I'll be in Grandma's room
practicing mindfulness.
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If you need me,
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maybe stop for a second
and think,
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"Do I really need
anything?"
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hello, Mrs. Huang.
I'm Tina.
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I thought it was time
we met.
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Well, if it isn't
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the mysterious,
overly-confident girlfriend.
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I prefer to think of myself
as your son's better half.
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Three-quarters, really.
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Eddie: I did it...
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7 animals, 1 sandwich.
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[ Sighs ]
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We flew too close to the sun,
my friend.
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[♪♪]
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Tina, what a pleasure
to meet you.
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The pleasure is all mine.
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Eddie's been dying for us
to meet, right?
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Yes! Tina, Ma.
Ma, Tina.
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You've met.
Uh, let's go to a movie!
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You're not wearing pants.
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It's a look.
Let's go!
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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I'm gonna take
this opportunity
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to get to know your special
little friend person.
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That's why I'm here.
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To get to know your special
little mother. Person.
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[♪♪]
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Your presence
is not required.
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Why don't you get
some air?
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You know, because of
all the fumigation.
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Yeah, s... sounds good.
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Great. Hella cool.
T-t-t-t-totally.
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So...
Oh, God, no.
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[ Door closes ]
Now that you're here,
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without calling,
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I'd be delighted
to hear
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your intentions
toward my son.
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And I'd be delighted
to hear
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your intentions
toward my boyfriend.
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[♪♪]
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No!
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This is perfect, Dad.
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The test said you're social,
enterprising,
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and we all know
you love hair.
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You're a natural barber.
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A fine coiffure
is a man's God-given right.
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Oh, well, just take
a quarter inch off the top.
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Or maybe even less.
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How about you just comb it?
[ Chuckles ]
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Don't worry,
I cut Brian's hair,
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and it looks great.
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I'm a slow grower.
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This will take months
to fill in.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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I just love it!
Very flattering.
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Very flattering.
Great job, Lou.
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Oh, I haven't started.
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That's why
you're the best.
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It doesn't look "done."
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[ Laughs ]
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I don't know.
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This isn't as fulfilling
as I'd hoped.
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Maybe barbarism
isn't for me.
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You did a great job
on my five o'clock shadow.
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Thanks, Trent.
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My talent
isn't in question.
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Let's just say, I have the
skill, but not the will.
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That's me
and making baklava.
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Besides,
Orlando already has
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a surprising number of barbers
per capita.
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The Caribbean-adjacent
crosswinds
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are basically rocket fuel
for hair follicles.
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You sure know
your Orlando facts.
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You know what? I do.
[ Door opens and closes ]
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Marvin:
[ Laughing ] Hey.
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I forgot to tip you,
buddy.
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[ Laughs ]
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People are lovin' it!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Soothing music plays ]
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Man: One more inhale.
260
00:08:23,205 --> 00:08:25,287
And as you exhale,
261
00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:28,926
feel yourself relax
into your moment...
262
00:08:29,122 --> 00:08:31,472
of deepest... calm.
263
00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,367
Armageddon!
264
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,406
- Aah!
- Aah!
265
00:08:33,494 --> 00:08:35,657
I was just about to sink
into my ocean of truth.
266
00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:36,792
Who cares?!
267
00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,662
Mom and Tina are meeting
for the first time!
268
00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:39,864
We're at DEFCON 5!
269
00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,836
Uh,
I think you mean DEFCON 1?
270
00:08:41,924 --> 00:08:43,742
DEFCON 5
means peacetime.
271
00:08:43,945 --> 00:08:45,796
What sense
does that make?
272
00:08:45,884 --> 00:08:47,765
5 should be worse
than 1.
273
00:08:47,939 --> 00:08:49,828
Focus! Two heavyweights
are in the ring.
274
00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:52,170
It's like Roe versus Wade
in there!
275
00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:53,471
I need to hear
what they're saying.
276
00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:55,474
Does anyone have a glass so
I can listen through the wall?
277
00:08:55,562 --> 00:08:57,773
That only works
in the movies.
278
00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,280
Just eavesdrop
through the air vent
279
00:09:00,593 --> 00:09:02,718
like a normal person.
280
00:09:02,805 --> 00:09:05,055
[♪♪]
281
00:09:05,141 --> 00:09:05,914
[ Indistinct shouting ]
282
00:09:06,002 --> 00:09:07,083
Sounds heated.
283
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,087
Guess it's back
to kissing my pillow.
284
00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,781
Which I never did, ever.
285
00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:12,908
My money's on Mommy!
286
00:09:20,149 --> 00:09:22,131
[ Slap! ]
Oh, my God.
287
00:09:22,219 --> 00:09:23,889
They've gone
full "Road House."
288
00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:25,350
[ Laughs ]
289
00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,178
[♪♪]
290
00:09:33,266 --> 00:09:34,447
What happened?
Who's hurt?
291
00:09:34,581 --> 00:09:36,596
[♪♪]
292
00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:38,265
[ Both laugh ]
293
00:09:38,352 --> 00:09:39,765
We're fine.
294
00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:42,031
Turns out your mom and I
have a lot in common.
295
00:09:42,119 --> 00:09:44,502
We're both no-nonsense,
goal-oriented women
296
00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:45,739
with a common enemy...
297
00:09:45,903 --> 00:09:47,151
- The sun!
- The sun!
298
00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,580
Tina is great.
299
00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,921
She's not a dud like
all your other girlfriends.
300
00:09:51,031 --> 00:09:53,019
One he said
he met at camp.
301
00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:54,649
He never went to camp.
302
00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,279
But it sounded
like a fight.
303
00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,679
I heard someone
get slapped!
304
00:09:58,767 --> 00:09:59,734
Oh, that?
[ Laughs ]
305
00:09:59,822 --> 00:10:01,927
He always makes
a monster sandwich
306
00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:03,534
when he's trying
not to study!
307
00:10:03,621 --> 00:10:04,601
Totally!
308
00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:06,537
I gotta push this kid
all the damn time
309
00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:07,874
to live up
to his potential!
310
00:10:07,961 --> 00:10:09,880
Yes, girl! Yes!
311
00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:11,745
- Preach!
- Mmm... mm.
312
00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:13,226
Strong smack.
313
00:10:13,314 --> 00:10:15,017
I like it. Respect.
314
00:10:16,873 --> 00:10:18,922
So you guys actually
like each other?
315
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,825
Hey,
don't act so surprised.
316
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,961
I'm very easy
to get along with.
317
00:10:23,048 --> 00:10:24,257
Some might even say
charming.
318
00:10:24,345 --> 00:10:25,258
They might.
319
00:10:25,346 --> 00:10:26,515
And they do.
320
00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,529
Great, this is awesome!
321
00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:30,940
Where'd I put my sandwich?
322
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:33,609
Louis: And, uh,
coming up on your right,
323
00:10:33,696 --> 00:10:35,980
you'll see Carrot Top's
childhood home!
324
00:10:36,065 --> 00:10:37,849
This is
much more you, Dad.
325
00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:38,890
I know!
326
00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:41,120
Being a tour guide
combines my people skills,
327
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,677
my passion for Orlando,
328
00:10:42,765 --> 00:10:45,292
and my secret desire
to wear a little headset.
329
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,260
[ Laughs ] Thanks for
being my guinea pigs.
330
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,363
I thought you were just
331
00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:49,710
giving us a ride
to Mommy and Me.
332
00:10:49,798 --> 00:10:52,300
Uh, you don't want to take
Colonial at this hour, Lou.
333
00:10:52,388 --> 00:10:55,216
Just pull a U-boat up ahead here
and take Edgewater.
334
00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:56,578
It's faster,
more efficient.
335
00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:57,531
Are you sure?
336
00:10:57,619 --> 00:10:59,068
I planned this route
very carefully.
337
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,242
Coming up on your right
338
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,511
is the worldwide headquarters
of Tupperware!
339
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:03,896
Uh, can we pull over?
340
00:11:03,984 --> 00:11:05,140
I need to use the bathroom.
341
00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:06,109
Uh, can it wait?
342
00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:07,976
I have a whole spiel
about Earl Tupper
343
00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:10,893
and his clash with female CEO
Brownie Mae Wise...
344
00:11:10,981 --> 00:11:12,851
The first woman to make
the cover of Business Week.
345
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,354
You're losing us, Lou!
346
00:11:14,555 --> 00:11:16,703
[ Babies crying ] Oh, Marvin!
The babies!
347
00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:19,061
They're just saying
what we're all thinking!
348
00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:21,669
Uh, everyone, we are
in the middle of a tour.
349
00:11:21,757 --> 00:11:24,145
If you could please keep it down
for the other guests.
350
00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:25,748
Dad,
you just ran a stop sign.
351
00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:27,316
There'll be
another one!
352
00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:29,819
Uh...
Speaking of stop signs,
353
00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:32,757
the first one appeared in 1915
in Detroit, Michigan,
354
00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:34,193
a state that looks like
a mitten.
355
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:35,140
No one cares!
356
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,594
I have to pee!
Pull over!
357
00:11:36,682 --> 00:11:37,783
[ Babies crying ]
358
00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:45,363
[ Paper tears ]
359
00:11:50,981 --> 00:11:52,029
[ Scoffs ]
360
00:11:52,117 --> 00:11:54,121
He does do that!
He so does.
361
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,555
[ Both laugh ]
362
00:11:55,642 --> 00:11:56,790
But he's been good today.
363
00:11:56,877 --> 00:11:58,960
Got through a whole chapter
without nodding off.
364
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:01,763
I consider it a win if his book
is right-side up.
365
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,171
He calls Geometry
"Shapes Class."
366
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,601
Oh, shut up!
367
00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:06,953
You shut up!
368
00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:08,857
No, both of you shut up.
369
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,718
[♪♪]
370
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,437
This is my calling
for sure.
371
00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:16,984
A motivational speaker.
372
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:19,288
Inspiring people
to live life to the fullest.
373
00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:21,224
You're like a tour guide,
but for people's lives.
374
00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:23,082
And I still get to use
the headset.
375
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,787
And then I won
the Golden Prune award.
376
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,960
And, uh, that's just
a brief explanation of...
377
00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:33,640
Brief?!
How is 40 minutes brief?!
378
00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,851
Of, uh, how Cattleman's Ranch
Steakhouse,
379
00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:40,492
just off the I-4
and now open for breakfast,
380
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,062
became a success.
381
00:12:42,588 --> 00:12:43,820
Oh, great!
A question.
382
00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:46,039
Is Zumba still
in here at 4:00?
383
00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:50,843
Um...
384
00:12:51,025 --> 00:12:54,554
It is said that
a journey of a thousand miles
385
00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:56,190
begins with
a single step.
386
00:12:56,278 --> 00:13:00,125
But, um, in reality,
a journey of a thousand miles
387
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,625
should begin with a map!
388
00:13:01,713 --> 00:13:04,717
[ Laughs ]
389
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:06,789
Hey, where are you going?
390
00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:07,959
Where are you going?
391
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,833
Well, I'm trying
to motivate you!
392
00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:11,643
This is supposed to be
my next big thing!
393
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:12,609
I'm inspiring!
394
00:13:12,697 --> 00:13:13,980
I respectfully disagree.
395
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,679
Well...
396
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,450
[♪♪]
397
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,750
You know what?
He's right.
398
00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:23,920
Who am I
to give you advice?
399
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,742
How can I help you
find your next chapter
400
00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:27,835
if I can't even
find mine?
401
00:13:28,613 --> 00:13:29,949
[ Sighs ]
402
00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:31,688
Maybe there isn't one.
403
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,039
Maybe this is it.
404
00:13:34,301 --> 00:13:38,087
Maybe my next big thing
is just... death.
405
00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:39,585
[♪♪]
406
00:13:39,681 --> 00:13:41,294
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
Alright, you muffin-tops!
407
00:13:41,382 --> 00:13:43,227
Who's ready to Zumba?!
408
00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:44,396
[ Cheers ]
409
00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:45,797
[♪♪]
410
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:46,865
Speaking of firsts,
411
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,568
did I ever tell you
about my first kiss?
412
00:13:48,656 --> 00:13:49,970
You'd better be
about to!
413
00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:53,773
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
414
00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:56,521
An overall sensation
of wet.
415
00:13:56,609 --> 00:13:57,740
Can you guys
please keep it down?
416
00:13:57,828 --> 00:13:59,449
I'm trying to study!
[ Gasps ]
417
00:13:59,536 --> 00:14:01,107
What's happening to me?
418
00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:02,652
Oh, you're evolving!
419
00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:05,656
From a boy of nonsense
into a man of letters.
420
00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:07,761
I think
we should take a break.
421
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,367
Let's go get a milkshake.
422
00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:10,788
Good idea.
423
00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:14,185
Coming, Jess?
424
00:14:14,273 --> 00:14:17,673
[♪♪]
425
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,677
Our boy Eddie needs to step up
his course-load senior year.
426
00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:22,147
It's lucky
I look good in blue
427
00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:24,417
because I tell him that
until I'm blue in the face.
428
00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:26,686
Uh...
you look good in all colors.
429
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,122
You're so observant.
430
00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,841
You actually don't look good
in orange, so...
431
00:14:29,929 --> 00:14:30,625
[ Clicks tongue ]
Whatever.
432
00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,607
Me? You're the one
who's observant.
433
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:34,497
That's another
good observation!
434
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,945
[ Giggling ]
435
00:14:37,703 --> 00:14:38,683
[ School bell rings ]
436
00:14:39,715 --> 00:14:40,764
Did you know Jessica
437
00:14:40,852 --> 00:14:43,068
can get five dinners
out of one roast chicken?
438
00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:44,735
Another fun fact
about my mother.
439
00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:46,724
Will it ever get old?
Not to me!
440
00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:49,807
You're okay with me being
friends with your mom, right?
441
00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:52,427
You're not afraid of a little
harmless female bonding.
442
00:14:52,515 --> 00:14:54,515
What?!
I'm happy as can be.
443
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:59,717
[♪♪]
444
00:14:59,804 --> 00:15:01,247
I thought it would be bad
445
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,921
for my mom and my girlfriend
to hate each other,
446
00:15:03,008 --> 00:15:04,990
but them liking each other
is so much worse.
447
00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:07,692
Life's curveballs,
am I right?
448
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:10,728
I mean, I barely get time alone
with my girlfriend anymore.
449
00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,958
Silver lining?
I'm friends with your dad,
450
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,065
Tina's friends
with your mom,
451
00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:16,240
we introduce my sis Tracy
to your grandma,
452
00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:17,966
and we've got ourselves
a dinner party.
453
00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:18,904
What am I gonna do?
454
00:15:18,991 --> 00:15:20,038
At the rate they're going,
455
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,606
Tina's gonna ask my mother
to prom.
456
00:15:21,693 --> 00:15:23,896
Not gonna lie,
I'm into that.
457
00:15:23,984 --> 00:15:25,646
I wanted to ask Short Linda
to prom,
458
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,898
but she'd have to break up
with Thick-Neck Chris.
459
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,037
That's it!
That's what I have to do.
460
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,287
I have
to break them up!
461
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,750
Dude, you're crazy.
462
00:15:32,837 --> 00:15:35,286
What Thick-Neck Chris has
with Short Linda is real.
463
00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:36,343
No.
464
00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:38,531
I need to break up my mother
and my girlfriend.
465
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:40,190
Okay, gotta ask...
466
00:15:40,278 --> 00:15:41,759
Why do we call her
Short Linda?
467
00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:42,928
She's 6-feet tall.
468
00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:44,184
But very curt.
469
00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:45,839
Lotta one-word answers.
470
00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:51,602
Hunting ground of notorious
serial killer Ted Bundy?
471
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,292
[ Sighs ]
Well, this was unwise.
472
00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:57,552
You don't have to
check up on me, I'm fine.
473
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,318
I rolled the dice
on something new,
474
00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:00,551
and they came up
snake eyes.
475
00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:01,807
Are snake eyes bad?
476
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:03,958
I don't know.
I think so.
477
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:04,882
Snakes are bad.
478
00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:06,247
Well, I just came by
to tell you
479
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:07,427
I'm quitting Drama.
480
00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:08,653
What? Why?
481
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:10,088
I auditioned for
"42nd Street,"
482
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:11,456
and I couldn't do
a high kick.
483
00:16:11,543 --> 00:16:12,457
Guess I'm bad at acting.
484
00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:13,758
Son,
you can't just give up
485
00:16:13,845 --> 00:16:15,726
because things don't
immediately go your way.
486
00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:17,395
I just really wanted it
to work out.
487
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:18,578
And it will one day.
488
00:16:18,718 --> 00:16:20,231
But only
if you don't give up.
489
00:16:20,318 --> 00:16:21,399
If you walk away,
490
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:23,168
how will you ever know
what wonderful opportunities
491
00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:24,859
might be
just around the corner?
492
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,274
That's good advice.
493
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,242
Maybe you should take it.
494
00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:29,640
Me?
495
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:30,775
I'm not quitting Drama.
496
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:32,277
I made up
that whole story.
497
00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:33,773
I kick great!
498
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:36,812
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
499
00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:39,016
I just want you to keep hunting
for your next challenge,
500
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,609
no matter
how long it takes.
501
00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:42,304
You deserve
to find your passion.
502
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:43,451
Thanks, son.
503
00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:44,968
Your support means a lot.
504
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,140
[ Chuckles ]
505
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,294
You get your high kick
from your old man, you know.
506
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,328
My side of the family
is famous for our loose groins.
507
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:53,429
[♪♪]
508
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,772
Hey, here's a thought.
509
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,179
How about today
we study to music?
510
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,568
I said study to music!
511
00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:04,092
[ Snoring,
wheelchair squeaking ]
512
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:07,466
The whole time I thought
she was in silent contemplation,
513
00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:09,223
she's just been snoozing!
514
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,529
♪ Baby, baby ♪
515
00:17:11,617 --> 00:17:14,226
- ♪ I'm taken with the notion ♪
- Oh, no, Amy Grant?
516
00:17:14,314 --> 00:17:17,578
I'm sorry, Tina.
I forgot how much you hate Amy Grant.
517
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:18,797
Jessica: What?
518
00:17:18,885 --> 00:17:19,973
That can't be true!
519
00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:21,961
Amy Grant
has the voice of an angel!
520
00:17:22,049 --> 00:17:23,068
Tina!
521
00:17:23,156 --> 00:17:24,693
She's my mom's
favorite singer.
522
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:26,896
You're basically saying
my mom has no taste.
523
00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,641
I haven't said anything.
524
00:17:28,729 --> 00:17:30,681
Are you just gonna sit there
and let this high school girl
525
00:17:30,768 --> 00:17:32,016
tell you you're tasteless?
526
00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:34,868
That's not the fiery
Keds-kicking tempest I know.
527
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:36,407
Tempest?
528
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,086
Eddie, what is this?
529
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,937
He's trying,
530
00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:42,474
with the subtlety
of an elephant,
531
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,079
to cause friction
between us.
532
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:45,914
So what?
533
00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:47,617
You're not okay
with us hanging out?
534
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,022
You lied to me?
535
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,726
I plead the fourth.
536
00:17:50,814 --> 00:17:53,016
Oh, he's so close
to knowing stuff.
537
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,518
First
you don't want us to meet,
538
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,203
and then when we do
and get along,
539
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,414
you try to ruin it?
540
00:17:57,962 --> 00:17:59,579
What's wrong with you?
541
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,821
♪ The birds above
are singing you a chorus ♪
542
00:18:00,908 --> 00:18:04,625
Whoa, feeling
a lotta red auras in here.
543
00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,670
♪ Baby,
I'm so glad you're mine ♪
544
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:09,397
You didn't want me
to meet Tina?
545
00:18:09,485 --> 00:18:10,537
Of course not.
546
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,747
You have strong opinions
547
00:18:11,835 --> 00:18:14,154
which you express hourly
at peak volume.
548
00:18:14,242 --> 00:18:15,695
It's called confidence.
549
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:16,496
It's a gift.
550
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,320
I'm sorry.
I just thought
551
00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:20,185
you might
ruin my relationship.
552
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:23,217
What?
I would never do that.
553
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:24,561
Well, it doesn't matter.
554
00:18:24,649 --> 00:18:26,944
I already ruined everything
all on my own.
555
00:18:28,781 --> 00:18:32,250
Okay, I may have been pushing it
a little bit with Tina.
556
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,828
Did you really
have to braid her hair?
557
00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:35,882
You don't know
a woman's true beauty
558
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,605
until you see her neck.
559
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,646
I just wanted us
to get along
560
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:42,949
because I knew how much
you liked her.
561
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:44,154
How?
562
00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:45,721
I barely told you
about her.
563
00:18:45,809 --> 00:18:47,164
That's how I knew.
564
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,795
And I know
why you like her.
565
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,500
Because she's like me...
566
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,263
Direct, smart,
567
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,593
and you always know
what's on her mind.
568
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,609
Yeah, well, right now,
she's thinking she hates me.
569
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,066
No, she's not.
570
00:19:01,154 --> 00:19:03,230
She obviously
cares about you a lot.
571
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:05,484
Another thing
we have in common.
572
00:19:05,738 --> 00:19:07,205
Now go fix this.
573
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,428
Oh, and Eddie...?
574
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:12,536
Don't ever weaponize Amy Grant
again.
575
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,960
Before you cut me out
of all your photos,
576
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:18,841
I wanted to say
I'm really sorry.
577
00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:20,937
And I understand if you want
to break up with me.
578
00:19:21,156 --> 00:19:22,319
[ Sighs ]
579
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,458
If I broke up with you
580
00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:24,597
every time
you did something weird,
581
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,679
we wouldn't have lasted
an hour.
582
00:19:26,785 --> 00:19:28,018
Yeah.
583
00:19:28,364 --> 00:19:29,756
Props for tolerance.
584
00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:30,983
I just want you
to be honest.
585
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:32,225
You should have told me
586
00:19:32,313 --> 00:19:33,765
you were nervous
about me meeting your mom.
587
00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:34,866
I know.
588
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,772
And that you'd rather
hang out on our own.
589
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,038
I would too.
590
00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,045
- Really?
- Of course.
591
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,568
I like Jessica,
but I'm dating you.
592
00:19:42,656 --> 00:19:45,796
I laid it on a little thick
because she's your mom.
593
00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,193
I want to get along.
594
00:19:47,281 --> 00:19:49,742
But between you and me,
she braids way too tight.
595
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:50,953
I liked you in braids.
596
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,572
You looked kinda like
the Wendy's girl...
597
00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:54,623
The hottest
of the fast-food mascots.
598
00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,654
Do you ever stop
thinking about burgers?
599
00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:58,279
Sometimes
I think about sliders.
600
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,070
Do sliders
count as burgers?
601
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:01,889
There's no correct answer.
602
00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:03,703
- It's an eternal debate.
- [ Laughs ]
603
00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:05,905
[ Laughter in distance ]
604
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,250
[ Grunts ]
605
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,341
You want to listen?
606
00:20:10,429 --> 00:20:11,505
Buck a minute.
607
00:20:11,593 --> 00:20:13,272
I got to get your chair
a bell.
608
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,209
[ Sighs ]
609
00:20:20,672 --> 00:20:22,318
I think male modeling
is out.
610
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,038
I've been told
I have feminine ankles.
611
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,125
Mom?
612
00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:27,031
Louis Huang?
613
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:28,320
I've been looking for you!
614
00:20:28,408 --> 00:20:30,484
I was actually at the talk
you gave the other night.
615
00:20:30,609 --> 00:20:31,875
My name's Tom.
616
00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:34,176
Were you the one
who threw the smoothie at me?
617
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:35,648
I was taken aback.
Those are not cheap.
618
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,270
You've inspired me
to chase my dreams,
619
00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:40,872
and I was thinking
maybe you'd like to invest
620
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,689
in my new business.
621
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:42,887
[ Chuckles lightly ]
622
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,976
Well, I'm flattered.
Lay it on me.
623
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,497
It's a website
624
00:20:46,585 --> 00:20:48,515
where a person
has their own space
625
00:20:48,603 --> 00:20:51,018
to post pictures and notes
626
00:20:51,106 --> 00:20:53,259
that they can share
with friends and family.
627
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:56,284
[♪♪]
628
00:20:56,775 --> 00:20:59,749
Uh, they can already do that
through a little company
629
00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:01,906
called The United States
Postal Service.
630
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:02,742
[ Laughs ]
631
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:04,162
Well, I mean,
this is...
632
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,521
I'm gonna have to pass.
Thanks for stopping by.
633
00:21:07,846 --> 00:21:09,347
Keep thinking.
634
00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:12,110
Okay.
635
00:21:12,298 --> 00:21:13,771
Oof.
[ Chuckles ]
636
00:21:14,032 --> 00:21:15,046
Can you imagine?
637
00:21:15,134 --> 00:21:16,662
Who wants to look
at other people's photos
638
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:17,756
on the computer?
639
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,322
[ Both laughing ]
640
00:21:20,661 --> 00:21:22,380
That's so dumb.
641
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:24,812
Oh, gosh.
642
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,687
[ Chuckles ]
What an idiot.
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