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[ School bell rings ]
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Y'know, because we've been
together for 3 months.
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It's been 6.
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But I'm glad we feel
the same way
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about anniversaries.
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Lame.Lame.
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So can I get that Ho-Ho back
or...?
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6 months of dating.
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That beats my record by...
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6 months.
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Your dad won't stop raving
about Tina at the restaurant.
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I try to not let it affect
my performance at work,
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but it does.
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What does your mom
think of Tina?
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Thankfully,
they haven't met yet.
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There's no way
they'd ever get along.
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They both have
strong personalities.
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I prefer a strong woman.
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Physically I mean.
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Like she could lift a car off me
after a real bad accident.
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The only strong woman
my mom likes
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is the singer Amy Grant.
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And only because she can
silence her on command.
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So what happens
when they do meet?
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They won't.
I can't take the chance
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my mom will ruin
my relationship.
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She ruins
everything I like...
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Well, I'm off
to see "Fight Club."
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No R-rated movies.
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Besides I heard Brad Pitt's
character is imaginary.
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- That's just lazy writing.
- [ Sighs ]
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Hey,
where's the creamy filling?
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Oh, I took it.
You don't need it.
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Ma, what the hell did you do
to my N.W.A. shirt?
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[ Sighs ]
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Yeah, my mom and Tina
can never meet.
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Captions by VITAC...
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin'
♪FRESH OFF THE BOAT♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
♪FRESH OFF THE BOAT♪
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*FRESH OFF THE BOAT*
Season 06 Episode 04
Episode Title : "S'Mothered"
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Synchronized by srjanapala
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[ Squeaking ]
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Working out some stress,
Mommy?
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I'm warming up for my new
school administration class.
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Discipline.
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Writing I'm a rightie,
slapping I'm a leftie.
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I hope it's as rewarding
as my new Drama class.
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We're exploring
our emotions.
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I can cry on command.
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I think about tulips
wilting!
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Speaking of emotions,
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Trent tells me
you and Tina are going strong.
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Young love makes my heart
skip a beat.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I hope
that's what it is.
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Love?
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Please.
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Me and Tina just bump into
each other sometimes.
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But, you know,
I bump into a lot of people.
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Long limbs, narrow hallways,
you do the math.
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So, Evan,
anything new with you?
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Anybody?
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Big G?
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Thank you for your interest,
Edwyn.
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Grandma and I
are going to explore
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the ancient art
of meditation.
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Ugh. Meditation is just
an expensive way
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to cross your legs.
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I've reached
a point in my life
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where I would
like to de-stress
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and enhance
my self-awareness.
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Fascinating.
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So we should continue
talking about other people.
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Dad,
you're a happening guy.
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What's new with you?
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Well, let's see...
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Ooh, at the restaurant,
we're introducing...
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new napkins.
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Time to go.
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See ya, Dad.
Enjoy those napkins.
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I will!
Because that's my thing.
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Napkins.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hey, how about
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instead of studying
the French Revolution
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at your house,
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we can go to the mall
and experience
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French culture
at Au Bon Pain?
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You're trying to get out
of studying.
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Je guilty.
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Tell you what.
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To mix it up,
how about
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we study
at your place this time?
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Uh... uh,
I wish we could,
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but... my house
is being fumigated.
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Again?
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You said that last week.
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I was looking forward
to finally meeting your mom.
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Well, you've met my dad,
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and he's basically just my mom
with shorter hair so...
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You don't want me to meet
your mother, do you?
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I'd love nothing more!
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Alas,
she's... out of town.
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Indefinitely.
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Jessica: Eddie!
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Isn't that your mom
over there?
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- Eddie!
- Calling your name.
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A lot of ladies
call my name.
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You'll have
to get used to that.
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Eddie, hurry up!
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You've got to get home
and clean your room.
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It smells like
gym socks and ham!
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You know what?
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I forgot I'm supposed
to let the fumigator in.
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He takes it personally
if I'm late.
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Dude's sensitive.
Like a lot of fumigators are.
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I'll call you later!
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Each napkin has a different
Orlando landmark.
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Look, it's Lake Apopka.
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At one time,
Florida's most polluted lake.
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Every napkin has a story.
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Just like the spills
they clean up.
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Beautiful.
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Hmm. [ Chuckles ]
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I hope you're not a spy
for the health department.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Seriously,
Evan got grounded for that.
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We're learning about the
hero's journey for Drama class.
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I'm shadowing you
for a character study.
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Oh, good choice!
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I'm always journeying
like a hero.
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[ Chuckles ]
Did I mention the new napkins?
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Heck yeah you did!
I've been thinking about them all day!
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I love napkins!
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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We haven't had the class
on fake enthusiasm yet.
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Oh. That's alright.
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Who am I kidding?
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Nobody cares about napkins.
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I'm gonna collect
the whole set!
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I mean,
I love this place,
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but I'm feeling
kind of restless.
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I just turned 40,
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Cattleman's
practically runs itself.
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This may be my last chance
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to roll the dice
on something new.
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I get it.
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You're looking for
your "call to adventure."
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Last time I answered
a call to adventure,
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my identity got stolen.
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Never give anyone
your social.
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[ Sighs ]
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I want to find
my next big thing,
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but I just don't know
where to start.
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What if you took
an aptitude test?
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We took one for school,
and guess what they said
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my personality
was best suited for?
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Acting!
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- Really?
- Yes!
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And it only takes
20 minutes.
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45 if you're Eddie.
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Let's do it!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Sorry,
just looking for...
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[ Gasps ] Found her!
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Orange County
Convention Center!
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Yes! I got all
the convention centers!
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[ Sighs ]
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♪ Stop for a minute ♪
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- ♪ Baby, I'm so glad you're mine ♪
- Oh, Amy Grant.
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- I think it, and you sing it.
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[♪♪]
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I'll be in Grandma's room
practicing mindfulness.
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If you need me,
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maybe stop for a second
and think,
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"Do I really need
anything?"
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hello, Mrs. Huang.
I'm Tina.
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I thought it was time
we met.
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Well, if it isn't
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the mysterious,
overly-confident girlfriend.
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I prefer to think of myself
as your son's better half.
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Three-quarters, really.
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Eddie: I did it...
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7 animals, 1 sandwich.
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[ Sighs ]
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We flew too close to the sun,
my friend.
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[♪♪]
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Tina, what a pleasure
to meet you.
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The pleasure is all mine.
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Eddie's been dying for us
to meet, right?
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Yes! Tina, Ma.
Ma, Tina.
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You've met.
Uh, let's go to a movie!
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You're not wearing pants.
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It's a look.
Let's go!
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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I'm gonna take
this opportunity
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to get to know your special
little friend person.
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That's why I'm here.
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To get to know your special
little mother. Person.
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♪♪
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Your presence
is not required.
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Why don't you get
some air?
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You know, because of
all the fumigation.
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Yeah, s... sounds good.
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Great. Hella cool.
T-t-t-t-totally.
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So...
Oh, God, no.
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[ Door closes ]
Now that you're here,
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without calling,
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I'd be delighted
to hear
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your intentions
toward my son.
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And I'd be delighted
to hear
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your intentions
toward my boyfriend.
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[♪♪]
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No!
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This is perfect, Dad.
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The test said you're social,
enterprising,
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and we all know
you love hair.
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You're a natural barber.
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A fine coiffure
is a man's God-given right.
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Oh, well, just take
a quarter inch off the top.
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Or maybe even less.
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How about you just comb it?
[ Chuckles ]
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Don't worry,
I cut Brian's hair,
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and it looks great.
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I'm a slow grower.
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This will take months
to fill in.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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I just love it!
Very flattering.
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Very flattering.
Great job, Lou.
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Oh, I haven't started.
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That's why
you're the best.
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It doesn't look "done."
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[ Laughs ]
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I don't know.
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This isn't as fulfilling
as I'd hoped.
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Maybe barbarism
isn't for me.
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You did a great job
on my five o'clock shadow.
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Thanks, Trent.
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My talent
isn't in question.
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Let's just say, I have the skill,
but not the will.
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That's me
and making baklava.
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Besides,
Orlando already has
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a surprising number of barbers
per capita.
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The Caribbean-adjacent
crosswinds
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are basically rocket fuel
for hair follicles.
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You sure know
your Orlando facts.
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You know what? I do.
[ Door opens and closes ]
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Marvin:
[ Laughing ] Hey.
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I forgot to tip you,
buddy.
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[ Laughs ]
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People are lovin' it!
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[ Chuckles ]
260
00:08:07,408 --> 00:08:08,656
[ Soothing music plays ]
261
00:08:08,805 --> 00:08:12,279
Man: One more inhale.
262
00:08:12,511 --> 00:08:14,592
And as you exhale,
263
00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,231
feel yourself relax
into your moment...
264
00:08:18,324 --> 00:08:20,672
of deepest... calm.
265
00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,574
Armageddon!
266
00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:22,677
- Aah!
- Aah!
267
00:08:22,765 --> 00:08:24,755
I was just about to sink
into my ocean of truth.
268
00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:25,888
Who cares?!
269
00:08:25,976 --> 00:08:27,896
Mom and Tina are meeting
for the first time!
270
00:08:27,984 --> 00:08:29,052
We're at DEFCON 5!
271
00:08:29,178 --> 00:08:30,896
Uh,
I think you mean DEFCON 1?
272
00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:32,709
DEFCON 5
means peacetime.
273
00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,716
What sense
does that make?
274
00:08:34,804 --> 00:08:36,685
5 should be worse
than 1.
275
00:08:36,773 --> 00:08:38,591
Focus! Two heavyweights
are in the ring.
276
00:08:38,678 --> 00:08:40,701
It's like Roe versus Wade
in there!
277
00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,114
I need to hear
what they're saying.
278
00:08:42,201 --> 00:08:44,028
Does anyone have a glass so
I can listen through the wall?
279
00:08:44,115 --> 00:08:46,334
That only works
in the movies.
280
00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:48,972
Just eavesdrop
through the air vent
281
00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:51,137
like a normal person.
282
00:08:51,224 --> 00:08:53,107
♪♪
283
00:08:53,195 --> 00:08:54,176
[ Indistinct shouting ]
284
00:08:54,264 --> 00:08:55,345
Sounds heated.
285
00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:57,348
Guess it's back
to kissing my pillow.
286
00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,919
Which I never did, ever.
287
00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:01,146
My money's on Mommy!
288
00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:10,081
[ Slap! ]
Oh, my God.
289
00:09:10,169 --> 00:09:12,237
They've gone
full "Road House."
290
00:09:12,528 --> 00:09:13,595
[ Laughs ]
291
00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:20,704
♪♪
292
00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:21,972
What happened?
Who's hurt?
293
00:09:22,612 --> 00:09:24,627
♪♪
294
00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:26,253
[ Both laugh ]
295
00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:27,047
We're fine.
296
00:09:27,135 --> 00:09:29,684
Turns out your mom and I
have a lot in common.
297
00:09:29,772 --> 00:09:31,995
We're both no-nonsense,
goal-oriented women
298
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,231
with a common enemy...
299
00:09:33,415 --> 00:09:34,663
- The sun!
- The sun!
300
00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:35,675
Tina is great.
301
00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:38,417
She's not a dud like
all your other girlfriends.
302
00:09:38,505 --> 00:09:40,347
One he said
he met at camp.
303
00:09:40,435 --> 00:09:41,909
He never went to camp.
304
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,394
But it sounded
like a fight.
305
00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:45,855
I heard someone
get slapped!
306
00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:47,013
Oh, that?
[ Laughs ]
307
00:09:47,101 --> 00:09:49,034
He always makes
a monster sandwich
308
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,574
when he's trying
not to study!
309
00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:51,652
Totally!
310
00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:53,488
I gotta push this kid
all the damn time
311
00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:54,769
to live up
to his potential!
312
00:09:54,871 --> 00:09:56,659
Yes, girl! Yes!
313
00:09:56,747 --> 00:09:58,784
- Preach!
- Mmm... mm.
314
00:09:58,872 --> 00:10:00,152
Strong smack.
315
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,942
I like it. Respect.
316
00:10:03,444 --> 00:10:05,581
So you guys actually
like each other?
317
00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:07,484
Hey,
don't act so surprised.
318
00:10:07,598 --> 00:10:09,646
I'm very easy
to get along with.
319
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:10,886
Some might even say
charming.
320
00:10:10,974 --> 00:10:11,888
They might.
321
00:10:11,976 --> 00:10:13,144
And they do.
322
00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,949
Great, this is awesome!
323
00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:17,574
Where'd I put my sandwich?
324
00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,870
Louis: And, uh,
coming up on your right,
325
00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:22,240
you'll see Carrot Top's
childhood home!
326
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,003
This is
much more you, Dad.
327
00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:25,159
I know!
328
00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:27,245
Being a tour guide
combines my people skills,
329
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,753
my passion for Orlando,
330
00:10:28,864 --> 00:10:30,988
and my secret desire
to wear a little headset.
331
00:10:31,076 --> 00:10:33,324
[ Laughs ] Thanks for
being my guinea pigs.
332
00:10:33,412 --> 00:10:34,426
I thought you were just
333
00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:35,855
giving us a ride
to Mommy and Me.
334
00:10:35,941 --> 00:10:38,189
Uh, you don't want to take
Colonial at this hour, Lou.
335
00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:41,173
Just pull a U-boat up ahead here
and take Edgewater.
336
00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:42,425
It's faster,
more efficient.
337
00:10:42,513 --> 00:10:43,394
Are you sure?
338
00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:44,930
I planned this route
very carefully.
339
00:10:45,018 --> 00:10:46,027
Coming up on your right
340
00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:48,175
is the worldwide headquarters
of Tupperware!
341
00:10:48,263 --> 00:10:49,751
Uh, can we pull over?
342
00:10:49,839 --> 00:10:51,003
I need to use the bathroom.
343
00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:51,988
Uh, can it wait?
344
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,639
I have a whole spiel
about Earl Tupper
345
00:10:53,742 --> 00:10:56,258
and his clash with female CEO
Brownie Mae Wise...
346
00:10:56,361 --> 00:10:58,409
The first woman to make
the cover of Business Week.
347
00:10:58,497 --> 00:10:59,911
You're losing us, Lou!
348
00:10:59,999 --> 00:11:02,089
- [ Babies crying ]
- Oh, Marvin! The babies!
349
00:11:02,177 --> 00:11:04,363
They're just saying
what we're all thinking!
350
00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:06,886
Uh, everyone, we are
in the middle of a tour.
351
00:11:06,974 --> 00:11:09,378
If you could please keep it down
for the other guests.
352
00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:11,097
Dad,
you just ran a stop sign.
353
00:11:11,248 --> 00:11:12,472
There'll be
another one!
354
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,886
Uh...
Speaking of stop signs,
355
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,823
the first one appeared in 1915
in Detroit, Michigan,
356
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,160
a state that looks like
a mitten.
357
00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:20,120
No one cares!
358
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,941
I have to pee!
Pull over!
359
00:11:22,366 --> 00:11:23,467
[ Babies crying ]
360
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,654
[ Paper tears ]
361
00:11:35,636 --> 00:11:36,652
[ Scoffs ]
362
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,074
He does do that!
He so does.
363
00:11:39,162 --> 00:11:40,238
[ Both laugh ]
364
00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:41,473
But he's been good today.
365
00:11:41,561 --> 00:11:43,464
Got through a whole chapter
without nodding off.
366
00:11:43,552 --> 00:11:46,089
I consider it a win if his book
is right-side up.
367
00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:48,574
He calls Geometry
"Shapes Class."
368
00:11:48,693 --> 00:11:50,050
Oh, shut up!
369
00:11:50,138 --> 00:11:51,324
You shut up!
370
00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:53,247
No, both of you shut up.
371
00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:57,613
[♪♪]
372
00:11:57,701 --> 00:11:59,516
This is my calling
for sure.
373
00:11:59,604 --> 00:12:00,988
A motivational speaker.
374
00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:03,291
Inspiring people
to live life to the fullest.
375
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,228
You're like a tour guide,
but for people's lives.
376
00:12:05,315 --> 00:12:07,084
And I still get to use
the headset.
377
00:12:09,692 --> 00:12:11,800
And then I won
the Golden Prune award.
378
00:12:11,888 --> 00:12:14,980
And, uh, that's just
a brief explanation of...
379
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,331
Brief?!
How is 40 minutes brief?!
380
00:12:17,434 --> 00:12:20,456
Of, uh, how Cattleman's Ranch
Steakhouse,
381
00:12:20,544 --> 00:12:24,160
just off the I-4
and now open for breakfast,
382
00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:25,870
became a success.
383
00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:27,472
Oh, great!
A question.
384
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,428
Is Zumba still
in here at 4:00?
385
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,316
Um...
386
00:12:34,404 --> 00:12:37,820
It is said that
a journey of a thousand miles
387
00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,457
begins with
a single step.
388
00:12:39,545 --> 00:12:43,328
But, um, in reality,
a journey of a thousand miles
389
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:44,853
should begin with a map!
390
00:12:44,941 --> 00:12:48,618
[ Laughs ]
391
00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:49,845
Hey, where are you going?
392
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,015
Where are you going?
393
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,970
Well, I'm trying
to motivate you!
394
00:12:53,058 --> 00:12:54,814
This is supposed to be
my next big thing!
395
00:12:54,902 --> 00:12:55,587
I'm inspiring!
396
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,957
I respectfully disagree.
397
00:12:57,131 --> 00:12:58,493
Well...
398
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,213
[♪♪]
399
00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,548
You know what?
He's right.
400
00:13:04,636 --> 00:13:06,718
Who am I
to give you advice?
401
00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,663
How can I help you
find your next chapter
402
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,384
if I can't even
find mine?
403
00:13:11,299 --> 00:13:12,635
[ Sighs ]
404
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,333
Maybe there isn't one.
405
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,064
Maybe this is it.
406
00:13:16,866 --> 00:13:19,212
Maybe my next big thing
is just... death.
407
00:13:19,378 --> 00:13:21,579
[♪♪]
408
00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:23,947
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
Alright, you muffin-tops!
409
00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:25,790
Who's ready to Zumba?!
410
00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:26,858
[ Cheers ]
411
00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:28,350
[♪♪]
412
00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:29,350
Speaking of firsts,
413
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:30,984
did I ever tell you
about my first kiss?
414
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,436
You'd better be
about to!
415
00:13:32,524 --> 00:13:35,819
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
416
00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:38,889
An overall sensation
of wet.
417
00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:40,366
Can you guys
please keep it down?
418
00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,311
I'm trying to study!
[ Gasps ]
419
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:43,522
What's happening to me?
420
00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,975
Oh, you're evolving!
421
00:13:45,063 --> 00:13:47,678
From a boy of nonsense
into a man of letters.
422
00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:50,460
I think
we should take a break.
423
00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:51,686
Let's go get a milkshake.
424
00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:52,889
Good idea.
425
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,638
Coming, Jess?
426
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,053
[♪♪]
427
00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:02,960
Our boy Eddie needs to step up
his course-load senior year.
428
00:14:03,048 --> 00:14:04,514
It's lucky
I look good in blue
429
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:06,842
because I tell him that
until I'm blue in the face.
430
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,389
Uh...
you look good in all colors.
431
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:10,639
You're so observant.
432
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:12,305
You actually don't look good
in orange, so...
433
00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:13,440
- [ Clicks tongue ] Whatever.
- Me?
434
00:14:13,527 --> 00:14:14,960
You're the one
who's observant.
435
00:14:15,048 --> 00:14:16,996
That's another
good observation!
436
00:14:17,084 --> 00:14:18,084
[ Giggling ]
437
00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:19,327
[ School bell rings ]
438
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,400
Did you know Jessica
439
00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,666
can get five dinners
out of one roast chicken?
440
00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:25,160
Another fun fact
about my mother.
441
00:14:25,269 --> 00:14:27,174
Will it ever get old?
Not to me!
442
00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:30,059
You're okay with me being
friends with your mom, right?
443
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,394
You're not afraid of a little
harmless female bonding.
444
00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:34,738
What?!
I'm happy as can be.
445
00:14:34,903 --> 00:14:39,686
[♪♪]
446
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:41,238
I thought it would be bad
447
00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:43,021
for my mom and my girlfriend
to hate each other,
448
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:44,918
but them liking each other
is so much worse.
449
00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:47,621
Life's curveballs,
am I right?
450
00:14:47,979 --> 00:14:50,465
I mean, I barely get time alone
with my girlfriend anymore.
451
00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:52,692
Silver lining?
I'm friends with your dad,
452
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,942
Tina's friends
with your mom,
453
00:14:54,118 --> 00:14:55,867
we introduce my sis Tracy
to your grandma,
454
00:14:55,955 --> 00:14:57,559
and we've got ourselves
a dinner party.
455
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,582
What am I gonna do?
456
00:14:58,670 --> 00:14:59,653
At the rate they're going,
457
00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:01,222
Tina's gonna ask my mother
to prom.
458
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,074
Not gonna lie,
I'm into that.
459
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,939
I wanted to ask Short Linda
to prom,
460
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,947
but she'd have to break up
with Thick-Neck Chris.
461
00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,207
That's it!
That's what I have to do.
462
00:15:09,295 --> 00:15:10,465
I have
to break them up!
463
00:15:10,553 --> 00:15:11,895
Dude, you're crazy.
464
00:15:11,983 --> 00:15:14,432
What Thick-Neck Chris has
with Short Linda is real.
465
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,309
No.
466
00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,379
I need to break up my mother
and my girlfriend.
467
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,145
Okay, gotta ask...
468
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:20,637
Why do we call her
Short Linda?
469
00:15:20,725 --> 00:15:21,801
She's 6-feet tall.
470
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:22,932
But very curt.
471
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,559
Lotta one-word answers.
472
00:15:26,808 --> 00:15:30,317
Hunting ground of notorious
serial killer Ted Bundy?
473
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:32,645
[ Sighs ]
Well, this was unwise.
474
00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:35,824
You don't have to
check up on me, I'm fine.
475
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,598
I rolled the dice
on something new,
476
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,832
and they came up
snake eyes.
477
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,088
Are snake eyes bad?
478
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,285
I don't know.
I think so.
479
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:43,176
Snakes are bad.
480
00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:44,535
Well, I just came by
to tell you
481
00:15:44,623 --> 00:15:45,604
I'm quitting Drama.
482
00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:46,856
What? Why?
483
00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:48,176
I auditioned for
"42nd Street,"
484
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,207
and I couldn't do
a high kick.
485
00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:50,465
Guess I'm bad at acting.
486
00:15:50,553 --> 00:15:51,629
Son,
you can't just give up
487
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,598
because things don't
immediately go your way.
488
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,268
I just really wanted it
to work out.
489
00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:56,337
And it will one day.
490
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:57,879
But only
if you don't give up.
491
00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,048
If you walk away,
492
00:15:59,136 --> 00:16:00,919
how will you ever know
what wonderful opportunities
493
00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:02,668
might be
just around the corner?
494
00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:04,024
That's good advice.
495
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,020
Maybe you should take it.
496
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:07,192
Me?
497
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,328
I'm not quitting Drama.
498
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,707
I made up
that whole story.
499
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,154
I kick great!
500
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:13,959
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
501
00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:16,319
I just want you to keep hunting
for your next challenge,
502
00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:17,912
no matter
how long it takes.
503
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,654
You deserve
to find your passion.
504
00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:20,545
Thanks, son.
505
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,271
Your support means a lot.
506
00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:23,443
[ Chuckles ]
507
00:16:23,531 --> 00:16:25,288
You get your high kick
from your old man, you know.
508
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,326
My side of the family
is famous for our loose groins.
509
00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:30,732
[♪♪]
510
00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,584
Hey, here's a thought.
511
00:16:32,672 --> 00:16:34,841
How about today
we study to music?
512
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:38,243
I said study to music!
513
00:16:38,385 --> 00:16:40,904
[ Snoring,
wheelchair squeaking ]
514
00:16:41,369 --> 00:16:43,951
The whole time I thought
she was in silent contemplation,
515
00:16:44,039 --> 00:16:45,708
she's just been snoozing!
516
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:47,933
♪ Baby, baby ♪
517
00:16:48,029 --> 00:16:50,638
- ♪ I'm taken with the notion ♪
- Oh, no, Amy Grant?
518
00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:53,990
I'm sorry, Tina.
I forgot how much you hate Amy Grant.
519
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,209
Jessica: What?
520
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,385
That can't be true!
521
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,073
Amy Grant
has the voice of an angel!
522
00:16:58,161 --> 00:16:59,180
Tina!
523
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,763
She's my mom's
favorite singer.
524
00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:02,821
You're basically saying
my mom has no taste.
525
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:04,565
I haven't said anything.
526
00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:06,605
Are you just gonna sit there
and let this high school girl
527
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,940
tell you you're tasteless?
528
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,792
That's not the fiery
Keds-kicking tempest I know.
529
00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,331
Tempest?
530
00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,010
Eddie, what is this?
531
00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:16,453
He's trying,
532
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,206
with the subtlety
of an elephant,
533
00:17:18,294 --> 00:17:20,003
to cause friction
between us.
534
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:21,315
So what?
535
00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:23,018
You're not okay
with us hanging out?
536
00:17:23,288 --> 00:17:24,602
You lied to me?
537
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,072
I plead the fourth.
538
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,362
Oh, he's so close
to knowing stuff.
539
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:29,864
First
you don't want us to meet,
540
00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:31,385
and then when we do
and get along,
541
00:17:31,473 --> 00:17:32,596
you try to ruin it?
542
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,753
What's wrong with you?
543
00:17:34,841 --> 00:17:35,995
♪ The birds above
are singing you a chorus ♪
544
00:17:36,082 --> 00:17:39,799
Whoa, feeling
a lotta red auras in here.
545
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,643
♪ Baby,
I'm so glad you're mine ♪
546
00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:44,370
You didn't want me
to meet Tina?
547
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:45,510
Of course not.
548
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,581
You have strong opinions
549
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:48,751
which you express hourly
at peak volume.
550
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,307
It's called confidence.
551
00:17:50,395 --> 00:17:51,469
It's a gift.
552
00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:53,493
I'm sorry.
I just thought
553
00:17:53,581 --> 00:17:54,807
you might
ruin my relationship.
554
00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:57,542
What?
I would never do that.
555
00:17:57,762 --> 00:17:59,018
Well, it doesn't matter.
556
00:17:59,106 --> 00:18:01,401
I already ruined everything
all on my own.
557
00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:06,253
Okay, I may have been pushing it
a little bit with Tina.
558
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:08,096
Did you really
have to braid her hair?
559
00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:10,033
You don't know
a woman's true beauty
560
00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:11,756
until you see her neck.
561
00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:14,690
I just wanted us
to get along
562
00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:16,993
because I knew how much
you liked her.
563
00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:18,095
How?
564
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:19,765
I barely told you
about her.
565
00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:21,042
That's how I knew.
566
00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:24,839
And I know
why you like her.
567
00:18:24,927 --> 00:18:26,057
Because she's like me...
568
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:28,011
Direct, smart,
569
00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:30,281
and you always know
what's on her mind.
570
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,357
Yeah, well, right now,
she's thinking she hates me.
571
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,706
No, she's not.
572
00:18:34,794 --> 00:18:36,870
She obviously
cares about you a lot.
573
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,971
Another thing
we have in common.
574
00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:40,549
Now go fix this.
575
00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:42,936
Oh, and Eddie...?
576
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,091
Don't ever weaponize Amy Grant
again.
577
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:50,213
Before you cut me out
of all your photos,
578
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:52,120
I wanted to say
I'm really sorry.
579
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,256
And I understand if you want
to break up with me.
580
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,518
[ Sighs ]
581
00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:56,737
If I broke up with you
582
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:58,237
every time
you did something weird,
583
00:18:58,325 --> 00:18:59,651
we wouldn't have lasted
an hour.
584
00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:01,292
Yeah.
585
00:19:01,746 --> 00:19:02,885
Props for tolerance.
586
00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:04,112
I just want you
to be honest.
587
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,354
You should have told me
588
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:06,894
you were nervous
about me meeting your mom.
589
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:07,995
I know.
590
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,901
And that you'd rather
hang out on our own.
591
00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:11,167
I would too.
592
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:13,174
- Really?
- Of course.
593
00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:15,456
I like Jessica,
but I'm dating you.
594
00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:18,502
I laid it on a little thick
because she's your mom.
595
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:19,963
I want to get along.
596
00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:22,479
But between you and me,
she braids way too tight.
597
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:23,714
I liked you in braids.
598
00:19:23,802 --> 00:19:25,333
You looked kinda like
the Wendy's girl...
599
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,354
The hottest
of the fast-food mascots.
600
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,354
Do you ever stop
thinking about burgers?
601
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:30,979
Sometimes
I think about sliders.
602
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,449
Do sliders
count as burgers?
603
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,604
There's no correct answer.
604
00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:36,362
- It's an eternal debate.
- [ Laughs ]
605
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,542
[ Laughter in distance ]
606
00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,721
[ Grunts ]
607
00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:43,042
You want to listen?
608
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,206
Buck a minute.
609
00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:45,973
I got to get your chair
a bell.
610
00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:49,721
[ Sighs ]
611
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,417
I think male modeling
is out.
612
00:19:53,505 --> 00:19:55,137
I've been told
I have feminine ankles.
613
00:19:55,224 --> 00:19:56,224
Mom?
614
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,130
Louis Huang?
615
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,419
I've been looking for you!
616
00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:01,583
I was actually at the talk
you gave the other night.
617
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:02,809
My name's Tom.
618
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,079
Were you the one
who threw the smoothie at me?
619
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,747
I was taken aback.
Those are not cheap.
620
00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:09,150
You've inspired me
to chase my dreams,
621
00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:11,787
and I was thinking
maybe you'd like to invest
622
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:12,788
in my new business.
623
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:13,823
[ Chuckles lightly ]
624
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,075
Well, I'm flattered.
Lay it on me.
625
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:17,294
It's a website
626
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,614
where a person
has their own space
627
00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:22,117
to post pictures and notes
628
00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:24,317
that they can share
with friends and family.
629
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:27,250
[♪♪]
630
00:20:27,614 --> 00:20:30,684
Uh, they can already do that
through a little company
631
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,659
called The United States
Postal Service.
632
00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:33,609
[ Laughs ]
633
00:20:33,696 --> 00:20:35,028
Well, I mean,
this is...
634
00:20:35,156 --> 00:20:37,427
I'm gonna have to pass.
Thanks for stopping by.
635
00:20:38,556 --> 00:20:40,057
Keep thinking.
636
00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,908
Okay.
637
00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:44,637
Oof.
[ Chuckles ]
638
00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:45,739
Can you imagine?
639
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,528
Who wants to look
at other people's photos
640
00:20:47,616 --> 00:20:48,622
on the computer?
641
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:51,411
[ Both laughing ]
642
00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:53,333
That's so dumb.
643
00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:55,520
Oh, gosh.
644
00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:57,395
[ Chuckles ]
What an idiot.
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