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Action star Lou Jitsu is back.
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In hot soup, the game.
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Ah.
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Your soup is mine.
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I will fight my way up to you, fourth
level.
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Sixty levels of chop -socky violence.
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Lujitsu was in a video game? We got to
get it. We got to get it.
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Accessing worldwide intertubes. Hmm.
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Lujitsu nunchucks. Lujitsu sunglasses.
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Oh, here it is.
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Lujitsu's Hot Soup the Game.
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Montez Auction House.
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Buy it now.
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Oh, baby.
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We are the proud owners of one very old,
misconditioned copy of Hot Soup the
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Game. Wait a minute. You bought it at an
auction house? How are we going to pick
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it up with the...
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This whole situation.
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That's not your problem, because I'm
going to go get it by myself.
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What? By yourself?
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Are you out of your ooze -twisted mind?
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I'm not a baby, Raph. I got the squills,
the moves, the ninja realness.
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I'm ready for my first solo mission.
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Of course you are. In seven to ten
years, right now it's just too
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I say we let him go, Raph. You went out
on your own when you were his age. Yeah,
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but when I was his age, I was two years
older. What is up with your math?
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Donnie, would you please talk some sense
into these guys?
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Hmm? Yeah, whatever Leo said is probably
right. Thanks for believing in me,
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Donnie.
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Leo, I love you. That's for you, Raph.
You get laughed at.
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Mikey out.
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Hey,
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Mikey, you forgot your...
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Baby, I should have brought candles
because this is a piece of cake.
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You have
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shown great skill as a new recruit of
the Foot Clan.
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Your final test is a mission you must
complete entirely on your own.
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Excellent. What enemy of our clan am I
to crush between my fists?
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Uh, no crushing.
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You are here to retrieve a mysterious
artifact that was said to be in the
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possession of action film star Lu Jitsu.
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Oh, he was the best. Oh, yeah.
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Jitsu for justice?
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That's my favorite. It's the movie that
got me interested in crime.
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Ooh, a punch chowder. He defeats an
entire organized crime mob using
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as his only weapon.
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Hot soup!
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Hi, senseis. I will study these
important motion pictures.
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Anyhoo. You ought to enter the auction
house and retrieve any Lujitsu
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merchandise. I will tear this place
asunder until I find every Lujitsu item
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within its walls.
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Okay, okay, okay. Love the intensity,
but let's just go stealth.
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No muss, no fuss.
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But, Clayton!
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Somebody had her coffee.
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Okay, Magic Mike, time to snag that
game, go home, and rub it in Raph's
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No! No!
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How much they want for this?
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Ooh, it's got a feather!
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Who are you? What are you doing here?
I'm a customer here to pick up my
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video game.
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Lujitsu?
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Are you narrowing your eyes because you
like Lujitsu?
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Lujitsu!
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Yes, Punch Shouter is my favorite motion
picture film movie.
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Oh, okay.
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Well then.
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What the?
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I shall return.
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Stay here and do nothing!
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Recruit, what's wrong?
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There's someone here.
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A talking turtle. And he is asking about
Lujitsu merchandise.
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Those turtles again?
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They must be after the artifact, too.
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Oh, you're gonna need help. We'll be
right o - No, no. You know the rules.
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To pass, she must complete her mission
by herself.
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Sensei, permission to - Vanquish his
soul to the depths of oblivion!
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Yeah, sure. Okay, why not?
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What if he destroys her instead?
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Well, then, we promote Jocelyn instead.
I mean, we go through a recruit a week,
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right?
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Hmm, something's up. She says she works
here, but the lights are off. But maybe
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there's a power outage. But she didn't
care about this whole situation.
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But maybe she thought I was in costume.
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But she did like punch chowder. But only
criminals like punch chowder.
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Hey, what's the big idea?
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An enemy of the foot must perish. You
will not claim the artifact.
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But I have a receipt.
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Is this how you normally treat
customers?
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Because if it is, I'd like to speak to
that supervisor.
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Luchitsu. The artifact.
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Just checking in, making sure you're
okay. Everything okay? You're okay,
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Overprotective brother senses. Penguin,
Donnie, tap into their security cameras.
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Oh, sure. Let me just load my tap into
every security camera in New York app.
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I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm.
It wasn't. I am in.
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Oh, I guess he's okay.
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Now that's cute.
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Nice girl.
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You monster.
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Back to me, Lou baby.
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How's everything going?
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It's under control.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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You're finished, turtle scum.
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Yeah.
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And Raph thought I couldn't do this all
by myself.
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Solo mission complete.
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We're here to rescue you, buddy.
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going to take a quick look.
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I told you, she must prove herself.
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Oh, hello.
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What's this?
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They're all there.
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It's an ambush.
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I had it in my hands. I was literally
ready to leave. What part of by myself
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don't you understand?
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Little man.
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What? Say what? I mean, big man, I will
open up my apology wallet and give you a
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big... Big stack of... Yeah, yeah.
Mistakes were made. Lessons were
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We've got a video game to play. So,
vamonos, hermanos. Ha -ha!
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Solo mission complete.
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We're here to rescue you.
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No! I had it in my hands. I was
literally ready to leave. What part of
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don't you under...
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She gets it.
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Stay out of this, you little pipsqueak.
Whoa, whose brother are you calling a
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pipsqueak, towhead? Maybe you're the
pipsqueak. I'll protect you, Mikey!
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Wait a minute. That is not the artifact
we seek.
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It's the only legit few thing here.
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Well, then, your mission is a bust.
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On the technicality, of course. But
don't be discouraged.
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The road to success is paved with miles
of failure.
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I shall provide him worthy next time.
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Yes, yes, I know. Come, we'll get a nice
flop.
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Shapsackie violence, here we come!
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Sure you don't want first game, Raph?
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Oh, I earned it? Why, thank you.
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What? Lujitsu's a beige r -
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Make my way up to you, boy!
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