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Give us your soul.

Help me, Lujitsu.

Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy, mummy? Oh, no. Oh, man.

I never get to be a mummy.

Fine. Be a mummy if you can beat Cezanne the Mummy King.

Where do you think you four are going?

A rooftop showing of the rare Lujitsu meets the Mummy Ninja.

Let me know how it is.

After you see it some other time, because tonight you all stay in and

No, the classic pause followed by a rug pull of our plans. I hate those.

Come on, Pops. We cleaned last year.

Yeah, plus it ain't even dirty.

Uh, we should find the turtles who did that and get them to clean up. Now we're

going to miss the movie.

Not necessarily.

I may have a... Please don't say fix, bro.

A fix, bro.

We'll be here all night fixing your fix.

Scoff, prepare to... And don't say Edith thy words. Edith thy words.

You always say that, but we never do.

Not amusing, Leo.

Relax, bud. Just saving you from another epic fail. It's all good.

Despite your juvenile antics and complete lack of faith, I give you all

Good morrow, kind sir.

Uh -oh.

Sheldon is our automated smart layer.

Here to make our lives comfy, cozy, and completely free of menial chores.

Applause. And applause. And waiting for your applause. Great job, bro!

Okay, but what can he do for me?

With my help, knights are only a split second away.

I never have to use my legs again.

Good job, Purple.

Allow me to tidy up, gentlemen. And if you'd like, I could play that Lujitsu

movie for you now.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, Sheldon is crushing it, Don. What?

Raphael, I cannot hear you over you eat -a -thing -thy -words thing.

Good one, sir.

How about some music, Shelly, baby?

Ah! You got anything left? Ear bleeding?

This is awful!

Corrections. This is Master Donnie's number one playlist.

My fave songs, to which I may jammy jam.

Great massage, bro.

No, this is your first non -boneheaded invention.

How dast you insult one as selfless and as pure as Master Donatello. What he

said. Cool acts. I'm just razzing him, bud.

Are we talking or crazy capturing?

I'm laying a hurt on you here, bro. No, no, no, no, no. I will not be defeated.

What was that? Did Sheldon make my game glitch?

I would never. He would never.

Look, I won the game.

A victory massage, please, Sheldon.

Hey. Where'd my relax go?

Oh, yeah, tennis ball massages are the best.

Hey, did you program him to be your best bud or something? I would never. He

would never.

Please, nothing is more important to me than the happiness and comfort of my

brothers.

My

hot

soup is now only Luke hot, a .k .a. cold.

Humblent apologies.

Perhaps this new upgrade I installed may help.

Flying microwave?

What is that? Talking waffle iron?

Or it's a tube!

Pizza!

Yow! The vacuums have lasers?

Those are Master Donatello's slices.

Whoa, whoa. Sorry, Shelly. House rules. Leftovers are fair game.

Hey! You asked for it. Boys!

Too easy.

Computers aren't so smart.

I'm starting to think this whole Sheldon smart layer thing's a scam.

Donnie's just getting back at us for picking on him. Never.

He's too beautiful for that. I promise.

I'm here to serve all of you. Right after I deliver Master Donatello all the

pizza. Uh, the microwave flies?

A pizza butler!

You are the bravest turtle, Donatello, and strongest.

And hunkiest. You are a real dreamboat.

You are the bravest turtle, Donatello, and strongest. And hunkiest. You are a

real dreamboat.

You are the bravest turtle, Donatello, and strongest.

And hunkiest. You are a real dreamboat.

You are the bravest turtle, Donatello, and strongest.

I can't live like this.

Sheldon's turning our home into Donnyland.

We gotta take Donny down a peg. But how? He's so brave and strong, and he's such

a dreamboat.

Wait, why did I just say that? Too bad Sheldon doesn't love our favorite

That's it.

We should beat Donny at his own game.

Excuse me, gentlemen. May I help you?

Ah, we are good, my friend. Red wire here, blue wire there.

The chippy thingy into the pine thingy reprogrammulating is easy. I'm not sure

this is... Whoa!

Gnarly upgrade, dude!

You know, I could really go for an ivory -built wood pecker egg omelet.

Sorry, bro.

Like those went extinct in 94.

I hear problems, but not solutions.

And what is wrong with your voice?

A little tweak into the wave, and extinct eggs coming right up!

Yummy in my tummy.

Dinosaur, you time -traveled. My dream of traveling through time solving

mysteries with a microwave may still come true.

Yeah, okay, old man.

Best brother ever!

I've always thought so.

Not you, Sheldon. Back at you, Mikey.

Too bad our bus -killed fifth wheel had to crash the party.

That is an unexpectedly harsh greeting.

Now then, what is for brekkie today?

Burritos.

Tempting, but my culinary needs are more refined.

One flavorless juice, Sheldon?

Fine.

Flavorless juice is just...

to be cleansed immediately.

Okey -dokey.

No, no, no, no. He's not actually punching me.

Uh -huh. No fun when Sheldon isn't doing what you like, is it, D? What have you

reptilians done?

Would you mess with his programming?

We would never. They would never.

Shelly, music.

Check this out, dude.

And more importantly, turn off that music. Nice moves, Donnie.

Well played, Shelly. But you can stop now.

Sorry, R -Dog.

Party's just getting started.

As soon as I give Donnie the boot, us real bros can bro out.

Okay, that's enough. Time to chill, Sheldon. Joke's over.

Come on, bros.

Just let me turn Johnny into turtle dust, and then I can be your fourth

Let me just finish him off. It'll be excellent.

You three messed with his circuitry. We would never. They would never.

Just admit it, Donnie. You made him favor you over us. You made him try to

vaporize me.

Enough whining, Donnie.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Time to snip a branch off the

family tree.

If I am to perish, tell me the truth, brethren.

You reprogrammed him. I promise. No hard feeling.

Don't fall for it.

Okay, fine.

We did.

I knew it! Hard feeling!

Massive hard feeling!

Well, at least I shall go to my end knowing I was the better brother.

No way. You totally programmed me to favor you.

I knew it.

No!

No, stop.

If you really want to be our fourth brother, Shelly, fly your microwave

on over. It's burrito time. Yeah, bro. That would so hit the spot, bro -ham.

Oh, why didn't you say so, bud?

Burrito's coming right up for my...

Not Oprah!

Whoa! Man, what a day. Great invention, Donnie. Now you just gotta invent

something to clean up all of Sheldon's mess.

This sounds like a job for Sheldon.

2 .0. No!

Which will not play favorites. What did you do?

You destroyed my detective microwave friends!

We would never.

They would never.