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Previously on Night Squad.

I don't have to touch one.

I'll just take a selfie with my magic mirror.

You can't take a selfie here. I just want to send one to my dad.

I haven't told him I'm in Astoria yet.

Hey, how about you send your dad an I just saved the kingdom selfie?

Good idea.

I sent him the crystal room selfie and he never responded. He still has no idea

where I am.

Actually, he knows exactly where you are.

Dad? Hello, son.

Come to take you home.

Ciara, I had this weird dream that my dad showed up to take me back home.

Still here, son.

Give me a hug.

Hi,

I'm Ciara. Nice to meet you, Arc's dad.

Call me Xander.

Unless we're in front of law enforcement. And then my name is Curtis.

Ciara, do you think you could give us a minute?

I'll respect your privacy.

You better tell me everything later.

I am so glad I found you, Arc.

When your mother and I escaped Seagate after Riker captured it, we wondered if

you fled to Astoria.

I did. I did.

I know. I know.

I missed you.

I missed you, too, son. I want my partner in crime back.

Without you, stealing from the rich just seems wrong.

But I can't go.

I'm in night school.

Oh, come on. You're going to be a knight of Astoria?

How did you even get into night school?

Well, I tricked people into thinking that I'm a dragon blood.

Now that's my boy.

Huh? Did you use the move I taught you?

Smile and push.

Now, come on. Stop pretending that you want to be a knight and come home with

and be the charming thief that I raised.

All right.

Sure. Okay, but first I've got to do something.

Student, I gathered you here to tell you that you do not need to be here. There

is no class today.

Is that a reward for stopping Riker's invasion?

No, I'm leaving for the second annual Metal Hand trade show and fish fries.

Well, that sounds weird and delicious.

The trading yard will be off limits.

Warren.

You may enter to feed Slobwood since I agreed to allow that adorable minute to

live here.

Warren, don't let anyone else in the training yard.

I won't let a single person in here, sir.

Pootie, we should throw a secret party here and invite everyone we know.

I've always wanted to throw a secret party. That would be so bad.

Throwing a party, huh?

Guess you're going to want my help.

great at throwing parties. She threw a rager for my pet hamster's baby shower.

Please. You think we don't know how to throw a party?

We don't know how to throw a party.

Yeah, but she ain't have to know that.

Do you want my help, yes or no?

No. Fine.

You're along.

Oh, wait. You guys are totally invited, though. Oh, whatever.

Come on, Purdy. We've got a party to play.

I have an idea.

Our party should have music.

We are so good at partying.

Hey, Tiara. Back off!

No, that was my fault.

What are you doing?

I'm hiding from my dad.

Okay, he wants me to leave Astoria so I can go back to being his partner in

crime. Well, you're safe here. He's never going to find you in the training

yard.

I never. I meant definitely.

Hey, Dad.

I've been looking everywhere for you.

Nice to see you.

And what's Kabooya?

Imagine if Kaboom and Booyah had a baby.

That beautiful child would be Kabooya.

Often catchphrases run in the family.

Anyway, like I was saying before you bolted out of the courtyard, you just

belong here. So, come on. Let's go.

Wait. You have to let Arch stay.

Yeah, Dad, give me a date and I'll show you that I belong in night school.

I'm sorry. My mind's made up.

I'll give you this pouch of gold.

Change my mind.

serious problem here, and I'm the only one doing the nervous pacing.

Dustin Tiaras is how I handle stress. Well, then give me that duster, girl,

because I am stressed.

All right.

How are we going to convince my dad to let me stay?

Ooh, you're right. This is relaxing.

See? One of the perks of being a princess.

Oh, that's it.

I'm the princess.

Yes, and I'm art.

How is this helping?

The princess can tell your dad that the royal family needs you to stay in night

school. I'll wear my fanciest tiara and he'll be like, wow, I gotta listen to

her.

Great idea. Not even a sea gator would openly disobey the princess of Astoria.

You disobey me twice a week.

No, I disobey Ciara.

She's the princess of nothing.

By the way, thank you so much for helping me.

super fun party that we threw.

Us. I know, right?

Even Sof was having a good time.

And it was a great idea to replace all the weapons on this wall with donuts.

Oh, Sage, Buttercup. So glad you could make it to our party.

You hear the music?

My idea.

Well, told you we could throw a party. Didn't need your help at all. Good,

because I don't offer money. my help twice.

So what are you doing here then?

I came to drop off Buttercup.

Bye, Sage.

I'm going to go dancing.

That girl slays all day.

Well, check it out.

Everyone's having fun and Sir Gareth will never find out. Yes, everyone's

dancing, snacking, and there's a weird goat dude coming out of the woods.

What are you? Name Marty the party animal.

Nice to meet you.

Please leave.

Can't do that, bro. I feed off party power. I take normal parties and I crank

up to the max.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Did you see what happens at parties?

I don't think so. Why did you let me play music?

So come out when you hear me signal.

Got it. Just don't use your stupid bird call.

Bird call. Good idea.

There you are, son.

Now hurry up and try to explain to me why you should stay in night school so

that I can shoot you down and we can get out of here.

Very funny, Dad, but I think you're going to change your mind.

Whoa, you know the princess?

Yeah, she's a big fan.

Princess, this is my father.

If I knew I was meeting a princess today, I would have showered.

So, what's new, Ark?

Bad news.

My father thinks that I should quit night school.

But you can't.

You're the most promising student in night school.

After Ciara.

Really? You're that impressed with Ark?

Yes. Not as much as Ciara, but... If Ark were to leave the kingdom, the royal

family would be so bummed out.

Well, after hearing this, I wouldn't dream of taking you out of night school.

Excellent. I'm just going to go find Ciara and tell her she's slightly better

than Ark.

I'm sorry, son. I was wrong.

I'm so glad you understand, Dad. You befriended the princess.

So that you could rob her blind.

What?

And I'm totally going to help you do it.

Oh, this keeps getting better.

Yay, our plan worked. You get to stay in night school.

Firework fairy.

Our plan didn't work.

My dad thinks I've been plotting to steal from the princess.

He even wants to stay and help.

What did he say when you told him you'd never do that?

Funny story, actually.

You didn't stand up to him. No.

Ark! He was so proud of me when he thought I was returning to a life of

But that's not you.

No, but... I mean, it's who my family is.

If I turn my back on my dad, it'll destroy him.

I understand.

But if you steal from me, I will destroy you.

Hey, you know, maybe there's a way to fix this without stealing from you or

breaking my father's heart.

Tell me your plan or I will destroy you.

Sorry. I'm on a destroying kick right now.

Okay, my father and I will go to your room to steal the tiaras, but you'll

already moved them with magic.

Or I could just move them myself.

Boring, but fine.

Okay, then I'll tell my dad to leave while I spend the next year searching

the tiaras.

What happens when your dad comes back? Oh, that's next year's problem.

Woo -hoo -hoo, yeah!

Let's rage!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Woo -hoo -hoo!

When that party animal touches people, they party like animals.

Uh...

over the cliffs, your girl's going to know we had a party.

Stop them, broodies.

I'm not touching that thing. If he turns me into a party animal, I will knock

the whole castle down.

This party's awesome.

And a little scary.

You should get sage. I know how to fix this.

We're not getting sage, right?

Of course not.

Let's just use Slawbrook to chase away that party animal.

when we're trying to be sneaky.

Good call.

Let's get those tiaras.

It's empty!

Gosh! Dang darn it!

I'm so disappointed.

What terrible person would steal those tiaras before we got a chance to steal

them? I have no idea.

I've got a bad taste in the bird cough.

Thank you, Ciara, for moving my tiaras to the summer castle.

You have once again proven you are slightly better than Ark.

Oh, princess, are you okay? I heard a weird bird.

Good heavens, the bird stole your tiaras.

I'll have the guards arrest all the birds.

Daddy, they're not stolen. I had them moved.

And I don't need tiaras. when I have the most valuable thing in the kingdom.

My dear sweet dad.

Oh, you say the sweetest things.

Come on, let's go and get your baby pictures.

Well, that settles it. Dad, you go home and I'll find those tiaras while

pretending to be a night school student.

No, you heard the princess.

There's something even more valuable here.

The baby pictures? Oh, no, Dad, trust me, you don't want those. She was a very

awkward baby.

I'm talking about her dad.

We'll capture the king and then trade him for a ridiculous amount of gold.

I call it Operation Capture the King and Trade Him for a Ridiculous Amount of

Gold.

I call it Operation Oh, No, What Have I Done?

Okay, Arkin. Let's go over the plan using this perfect diorama of the castle

courtyard.

Gotta say it, Dad. You are really crafty.

Now, every night, the king and the princess go on a cake run. This muffin

king. And this mini muffin is the princess.

These two potatoes are the king's garden.

Now, they run ahead with the cake.

And the king chases afterwards.

Once they're outside...

I slammed the gate shut.

And now that he's defenseless, we just snatch up the king and zipline to rich

town.

Okay,

I'm going to rig the castle gate.

All right, I'll meet you down there.

Right after I throw up.

What's all this?

My dad made it.

It's a model of our next heist.

Your dad's still here?

You have to stand up to him and tell him to call off whatever he's planning.

It's not that easy, Ciara.

Okay, seeing my dad made me realize how much I miss him.

And I don't want to ruin that relationship.

Ark, I get it.

I have a hard time standing up to my dad, too.

You want to stand up to our dads together?

No way. I have a magic ring to solve my problem.

You have to decide what you want to do.

follow your dad, or follow your dreams.

Good advice.

The princess was right.

You're slightly better than me.

Oh,

no, I don't see Sage anywhere.

Me either.

I just see a girl that looks exactly like her knitting with those old ladies.

Or what that is, Sage.

Sage?

you in a knitting circle?

Because I wanted to have this sweater ready for when you came crawling back to

me for help.

Ha!

Some weird party animal guy showed up and he's destroying the training yard.

Let me guess.

Marty the party animal. Great dresser.

Lousy party guest.

Yeah, yeah. How do we get rid of him?

So you do need my help. I shall once again refer to the sweater.

Sorry. We thought we could plan a cool party, but we should have realized that

we really need your help.

And we do need it. We need it real bad.

Fine. The only way to get rid of a party animal is with a party pooper.

Clean this mess up!

Turn that music off!

And you guys, get off my lawn!

This old dude's draining my power and killing my...

The party magic's going away. His powers wore off.

Oh, no.

Buttercup's still infected.

Nope. That's just Buttercup being Buttercup.

Sage,

they're playing my song in my head.

Oh, yes. I can hear it, too.

You beat it or I'll call your parents.

He's finally gone. I don't know why you're celebrating. You are in major

for throwing a crazy party.

He's right.

We did throw a crazy party.

Yeah. It was completely out of control.

We're so bad!

Stop enjoying this!

We can't. We're party people now!

It looks like the flavor of tonight's cake run is red velvet.

the case.

Now, honey, remember, it's very important to stretch before exercising.

And stretch and jump and stretch and jump.

This is it, son. Our first crime since we've reunited.

Let's do this.

No, Dad.

I can't.

What are you talking about?

Dad, I love you, but I don't want to be a thief like the rest of our family.

My dream is to become a knight.

You're choosing being a knight over family?

If you're making me choose, then yeah, I guess I am.

I'll have to do this myself then.

No, you won't.

Dad, put down your sword or I'll make you.

Why is the gate down, and why do those two look like they're about to fight?

This is a night school theater club production. It's called Let Me Live My

Dad.

Excellent. I'm rooting for the dad character.

Go team dad!

I told you, I'm destined to become a knife.

No knife has ever been able to handle my signature two -sword attack.

I call it my signature two -sword attack.

Okay, you seriously got to stop naming things.

Okay, I give up.

You win.

Yes! Archie is dead!

In this awesome play, because it's not real life.

Oh, this was fabulous. I told you the child would be victorious.

Now, come, Princess. I'm too tired to chase cake.

I'll just eat the one under my bed.

Wow, son.

You're amazing.

Because of what I learned from you.

And night school.

Well, I'm convinced, clearly, you are meant to become a knight.

You can stay.

Thanks, Dad.

Can I tell Grandma I beat you in a duel?

Absolutely not.

What are you doing?