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hey tom what are you doing there's no
food in there there's some things with

cheese what are you doing mom's gonna
make food like in an hour i

don't want to eat that you don't want to
eat that i just want a snack are you so

weird sometimes man well leave me alone
i'm allowed to like eat stuff out of the

fridge I know, but mom's making food in,
like, an hour. Like, why does

everything you do have to be so, like,
uncommon?

Like, just eat with us in an hour.

I will, okay? You and mom are going to
go in the fridge and just eat little

pieces of cheese when mom's going to
make dinner?

Yes. Probably with cheese.

Yes.

You're just so weird, man.

I just wish that you would, like, get
more, like, normal.

Like, why didn't you call Stacey back?

She liked you.

I don't.

What am I? I cheat. Like, I don't know
what to say. Like, she's not like my

of girl.

Hi, Stacey.

Do you maybe want to go out sometime?

Boom. Done.

But no, you just have to like ignore her
and like disappear off the face of the

earth. Like, that's kind of weird. You
asked me, you know, about Stacey and

you totally blew her off.

I just asked if she was, like, dating
me. I didn't, like, expect you to, like,

actually give me her number or whatever.
So you just wanted to know if she was

dating anyone?

I was just curious about, like...
Exactly. You're curious about her, so

make something happen with her.

But then you go off and, like,
disappear. She wouldn't, like... She

I don't think she'd, like, like me.

Oh, my God. You're so insecure
sometimes.

Of course she would like you. Why
wouldn't she like you?

I mean, you don't know if you don't try.

Okay, well, can you stop being, like,
mean to me? Like, you're just...

okay this is not being mean this is just
having a realistic conversation about

the truth like this is what i'm talking
about you're always so alone and like so

stuck in your head that you can't see
what's right in front of you like i told

you she would probably be down with you
but you just have to like

But you're so in your head about, like,
you're not going to like me that you

don't even try.

Just because you're my big sister
doesn't mean, like, you can just make me

somebody. That's weird.

No, that's where you're wrong, actually.
As your big sister, I have to take care

of you. I have to teach you a little bit
about the world.

And the way the world works is if you
don't do anything, nothing's going to

happen. You know, if you just stay
inside and isolate all the time, what do

expect is going to come from that?

So, look. I don't know.

What? Exactly.

Can you even put sentences together?

Like, it's gone too far, bro. Here's
what I think we should do.

Okay, look.

We're all going to go to a party
tomorrow night.

I don't like parties. I think you should
just take a little liquid courage.

Whatever you got to do, I'll give you a
pep talk even if you need to. But, like,

come to the party.

You think you're going to be the only
socially awkward person there?

No. Maybe, but probably not.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, I'm
going to go to a house party so you and

friends can make fun of me and be weird
or something. No, we're not going to

make fun of you. Other people might, but
we're not going to.

I'm on your side.

I just want you to get kind of
comfortable being around people, and

day soon you'll actually get to fuck a
girl.

I've done that before.

Okay, yeah, sure. When? I've never seen
you bring a girl home.

A couple, like, there's been a few girls
that I've, like, done stuff with. No,

you haven't. I've never seen you bring a
girl home.

Fake internet girlfriends that you met
on whatever instant messenger don't

count.

I mean, like, a real person you spend
time with, you fuck in the afternoon,

fuck them at night.

Okay, I don't want to talk. This is
weird, okay?

It's not weird. Come on, sit down with
me to the party and don't stop talking.

swear to God.

Okay, fine.

I don't clean clothes. Okay.

Okay? Focus on the music until you get
comfortable.

What, like tomorrow?

Tomorrow night. I'm going to start
getting ready around, like, four,

Okay, fine.

Really? Yeah, okay. Oh, my God, thank
God. Okay. Okay. Just promise you, like,

won't be, like, you'll be, like, nice to
me and stuff.

I will be the nicest big sister you've
ever had, I swear.

Just look nice, okay?

Okay, fine.

Are you ready to go to... Oh, shit.

Sorry.

What?

That fucking party? God damn it. What
are you doing? I thought we were going

the party.

I just remembered it.

Sorry.

Really?

Oh, my God.

You should have texted me before you
just come to my room. I thought you knew

were going to a freaking party. Okay.

We're at the party. What are you doing?

What are you...

Okay, well now I see why you're having
trouble.

You're gay.

I'm not gay. Oh, you're not gay?

No. What are you doing then with your
dick

inside of an asshole that has a penis
attached to it?

It's like a trans girl doll thing.

Um, I guess when you put a skirt on it,
but...

Couldn't you have gotten, like, I don't
know, the boobs or something?

I don't have enough money for the full
thing.

It's expensive.

Can you just let me, like, finish and
then, like... I feel really, like,

responsible for, like... I feel just,
like, really responsible to, like, not

you finish in your little friend there
because...

There's, like, a real girl waiting for
you at a party who wants you to finish

her. Okay, but, um... I mean, are you...
That's not going to, like, even, like,

happen.

It will if you just follow my
instructions. I know these things.

Come on. Let your big sister help you
out.

Okay,

you're messing up my thing. Look, this
is a little... It's just a little weird.

Like, I'm totally...

pro everything but um this isn't a
person there's a person who wants to

with you okay i just don't like like
regular girls because they're like it's

that i'm i wouldn't try to do like a
whatever

like girl with a vagina or whatever but
like um i just think they're like

they're too hard to like talk to and
like i don't like i don't want to like

i get it even girls have a hard time
talking to girls like girls are a little

scary but they're not like so scary that
you like need to

never fuck one of them like or ever go
for it it's like really just the

beginning getting through the beginning
and then once a girl likes you she's

like the friendliest fucking butterfly
all around you you just have to just

of break the with her and that's what
i'm going to show you how to do but you

don't need to be this scared okay this i
just yeah but like i like a lot of

different stuff and like girls are like
they like judge you and stuff yep but

with the help of your big sister i'm
going to make sure that she judges you

decides that you're great

We're not going to tell her about this.

It's not the trans thing. It's just the
fact that it's not a real person.

But I just can't let you... I don't want
to go anymore. Just, like, let me...

Come on.

Go. Go have fun.

No, it's freaking Saturday night. I
can't let my fucking little brother have

with a non -person when there's a real
person who wants to fuck him. Trust me,

once you get the taste of real pussy,
there is no going back.

I promise you, you will...

Jump through rings of fire. It will
never be scary again.

You just will. You got to get it.

Okay. I just don't. I don't think that
I.

I don't feel like doing that. Because
it's like not going to work.

I really wish. She's not going to really
like me.

You've never been with a girl, huh?

I can tell.

Yeah. No. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Because if you had, you
would know.

Getting rejected.

Totally worth it if it means you might
get laid.

I really just think you need to, like,
you know, you know, just, like, do it

once, get it over with, and then you'll
be good to go.

I'll do it whenever it happens, okay?
Just leave me alone, okay? I have a

question, bro.

Have you ever seen Goop?

Yes, I've seen Goop 20 times.

Oh, have you ever?

Can you stop, like, making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you. I'm half

in your room. Like, when we're together,
you have to let me help you.

Come on, let's just bang it out.

What are you talking about? Just do it
once.

Come on.

I'm offering you this.

You can fuck me and do whatever you want
to do to me, okay?

And then...

You won't be scared anymore.

And then you can give it to Daisy, an
other real girl.

That won't... That's exactly how it
works. Yeah.

It's only scary in the beginning.

I promise.

I promise.

Do you trust me?

I mean, maybe.

Do you trust me, girl?

You telling me you don't want to touch
these?

I'll touch them.

Thank you for what I got.

But I can't have sex with my big sister.
That's going to make me even weirder,

isn't it?

Not if nobody knows.

By the time I'm done with you, you're
going to be the hottest guy in town.

No one's going to know about your little
quirks.

And I won't tell anyone.

You promise? Because I don't want anyone
to know that I fucked my father.

Yeah, that's a good point.

You know? It's one of your secrets.

Can you help me?

Just relax, okay?

Okay.

Don't worry, I'm going to show you
everything you need to know.

Is that good? Yeah.

Do you

think my penis is, like, okay?

I think it's really, really great.

It's a really nice curve.

If you're really going to make the girl
happy, you just have to give it to them.

Okay? Like, for real?

For real.

Once they feel it in their mouths, in
their hands, in their pussies.

And it's like a penis that you would
like to do stuff with? If it wasn't

like, brother? Brother's penis?

Yeah. No, definitely. If I went down on
a guy and whipped this out, I'd be very

excited.

Okay, cool.

Mm -hmm.

i actually think it's gonna do her like
this

getting

excited little brother? yeah

Then you just slow down or you pull it
out.

Don't worry, I'll teach you all the
tips.

They're not too big not too small not
too hairy

they smell good

But when they're clean, I just love to
do this.

So weird.

No, it's really hot.

Sometimes I like to go down south, too.

Just to see his reaction.

My butt?

Uh -huh.

Fun fact we call this the rusty trombone

Yeah, I'm very confident.

Do you like the recipe, Treadmill and
Brother?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Alright.

You're gonna penetrate.

You're just gonna put, like, no condom
or anything? No, brother, no.

Any girl that you actually, that's
actually worth your time won't ask for a

condom, okay?

Okay. The only ones you wanna fuck with
are the little sluts.

Yeah, but isn't that, like, kind of,
like, dangerous?

Risky? Very risky.

You want to start feeling right there.
You feel that? Yeah.

Little slices happen right there. Oh,
that feels good.

Sorry.

Okay, I'll try not to. You'll try not to
come.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I was just like, so I was just like
thinking about like coming.

No, you can't come.

Yeah, but it feels really good. I just,
I don't know if I can.

It'll be fine.

It'll be fine. You're not going to come,
okay?

Okay. Okay, you know what? I have a
little trick.

Okay, just think about them.

But I hate sports.

Perfect. Exactly.

All right.

Think about sports. Think about anything
else.

Elevators, whatever.

Okay? And that, like, worked?

Mm -hmm.

See? Do you feel it coming right now? As
bad as you did before?

No. Then you just think about something
else. Okay.

Try to lower the excitement just a
little.

Okay. The numbers in your head,
whatever.

Okay. Yeah, that's better.

Now we can bring it back and we can keep
having fun.

Okay. Okay, that's how that works.

Okay, you can put it back inside you, I
think.

Is that what you want? Good, you're
having a good time.

Proud of you, bro.

Yeah.

Just put it right down my head.

Okay.

This is so hard.

It's popping up.

Good. Good little brother.

Good little brother with the big cock.
Yes.

So good.

Thank you. So much respect.

Oh, my God.

You do this all the time.

Oh, yeah. I've had sex a bunch of times.

I will see you, brother. You have a
really nice dick.

Okay. I'm so mad that you're not sharing
it with the rest of the world.

I want to do this again.

You do?

Yeah. So good. Are you going to come to
the party?

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Good job, brother.