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Don't go breaking my heart.

A good little firetruck.

Oh, honey, if I get restless.

Baby, you're another kind.

Sorry, I think I'm kicking. It's kind of
the old junk.

Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry.

Loving the wedding playlist, though.
Thank you.

Boom, shakalaka, what do people want?

Woman them a flex and a man them a
chance.

Oh,

this is nice, please.

I've stayed in better.

Perks of being a pharmacist, drug
companies like to wine and dine you.

Sometimes it's a stay in a luxury hotel.

Sometimes it's a free pen.

It's usually a pen.

Wow, look at this.

It's like a big house.

My Alan's just parking up.

Parking up?

He's here? We're going to meet your
Alan? I thought he was just a legend.

Oh, you love him when you meet him. He's
such a character.

Only last week.

He put your hat on in the house.

Oh, hello.

Hey.

This is nice.

All the guys.

You remember, Meg?

Hello.

Oh.

Oh, what?

Sorry, it's almost evening. No, sorry,
my bad. All right, ladies.

Colin, you're not still using my Uber
account, are you? Never. We just got

You're already moaning. You're
absolutely right. Where are my manners?

Wow. Look at this place.

It's like the house from the Harry
Potter porno we watched.

Oh, you mean the Philosopher's Bone?

Yeah, isn't it? Woo! Let's go!

Let's get in there.

Right,

this is it.

Here we are.

I still get a tingle every time I come
here.

It's like Disneyland.

Are you really sure you want to do this?

Let's do it then.

So you're leaving Valco?

I know.

You probably thought this day would
never come. What, Friday?

So, where are you going?

Tesco? Asda?

No, we're moving abroad.

Nice. No, thank you.

So, abroad.

Living the dream, eh?

France. We fell in love with this
gorgeous little town. Which one?

Calais.

Calais? Isn't that a shithole? You could
not be further from the truth. We love

it there. It's just such a... vibrant
place.

Jesus. Well, thanks for letting me know.
As I say, putting your post will be a

piece of piss.

Oh, thank you, Ray. I know you're only
saying that. Nope.

Oh, and, uh, here's my letter of
resignation.

Bang it in an email, mate.

It's easier.

I can't believe we're actually doing it.

I know, yeah.

We are doing the right thing, aren't we?
Yes, yes.

You know how you fear change, hmm?
Remember what you were like with soya

Yeah. I suppose you're right.

Hey! No!

Next step, marriage!

Honestly, Cheryl, you're amusing.

Strong, fair -weather wedding. I am
Jerome Perkins, the best man.

You are kidding me.

Am I?

I didn't even notice.

Sue Gavin chose over me to be best man.

Look at him.

Do you do a vegetarian breakfast?

A vegetarian best man?

You're trusting a salad -eating tree
hugger? He could faint.

Thank you.

I booked a room here in your hotel to
sleep in at night time.

Okay, what name is it?

Keith and Mary Van Basten.

Those aren't your names.

Well, I'm not going to give them our own
names, am I? Why?

Burglars target people who are away on
holiday. So if we check in with a false

name, the robbers won't know we're away.

That's room 210.

And would you like a cooked breakfast?

What? Seven in the evening?

Are you mad?

No, thank you.

Or told they.

Fulton, Brian, Doctor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Jeez!

A little bit rude, wasn't it?

Let's party.

Dead exciting, innit? Being in a hotel.

Yeah. We love stopping in hotels, don't
we, Lee? We have proper day weekends,

don't we, Lee? Right, nice.

That's why we're banned from Travelodge.

Just had the noise made 40 people check
it out. Hope you brought your earplugs

with you, Kate. And don't get any ideas
about trying to join in. You're not

having a threesome with us.

Yeah, I know I'm not. Did ask Lisa, but
she said no. Even brought our day bag

with us. All the stuff we use to spice
things up in the bedroom.

Jesus, what even is that? And why does
it plug in at the main?

Oh, there we are.

Okay, after you.

Wait, I'm going to keep working on her.

Hold up, baby.

There's a lift back there.

You are joking.

What was all that earlier with you and
Ned?

What? Nothing. Well, it just seemed
pretty awkward. I mean, I thought, you

he was over him. He was over him. Yeah,
well over him. I'd have to put him with

him, hanging around and looking after me
and telling me I'm the most beautiful

girl in the world.

His little people pickle.

Howdy, neighbours.

Neville. Hi.

Does she know she's in a cupboard?

Oh, they're here.

Oh, great.

Cheryl made it and didn't die on the way
here in a fire.

Everybody, the happy couple's here.

Yeah,

OK, all right then. Back off, back off,
well, back off.

protecting you once the vows are done
and the marriage is consummated.

Don't worry, I won't watch. I'll be
behind the sheet.

Excuse me. Sorry, everyone. Okay, group
speaking.

Everybody quiet or I'll make you quiet.

Thank you, Donna.

I'd just like to say, as per your
laminated itineraries, all the guys will

me now in the green line in the village
for an evening of fun.

me use it. Hey, Jerome!

Have a lovely time.

I've got my drinking trousers on.

And trousers!

Right, shot!

Well then, I'm laughing to a thinking

about it.

Come in.

Pick some bottle from my bag.

Instead of water.

It's an isotonic sports drink.

Sounds like I missed a cracker. I can
tell it again.

Not without tea.

Nature called.

Come in, nature.

You chose that guy over me.

We're going to head back.

I can't stand it.

We're really bored.

I think it's because this is really
boring.

Yeah.

Never have I ever had sex at a

balco.

Margaret, you're supposed to take a shot
if you have done it.

Me and Colin did it in the mill, Kyle.

Shop wasn't even closed. People just
walked round us.

Well, have I ever killed a horse?

So, um, are you seeing anyone at the
moment?

I had a Tinder date with a guy last
week, but didn't know he was married.

And gay.

Just wanted help moving out, so... Well,
it's still great, though, that you're

getting back out there, huh?

You see, I was a little bit worried that
I might still hold a torch for Neville.

What? No. As if. No.

No. No way. No way.

No. No.

Well, for you.

Because, um, that makes it a little less
awkward for me to show you this.

I'm going to pop the question.

Let's just hope that he says yes, shall
we?

So, although they are more lavish...

Wedding receptions did happen in Saxon
times.

Fascinating.

Is that the time? We should be heading
back.

It's five past ten, Gav.

Exactly. We're not the Rolling Stones.

Gavin, it's your last night of freedom.
Take it from a married man.

From here on in, life is hell. A battle.

You are about to go to war for the rest
of your life.

Marriage isn't a battle. It's about love
and companionship.

Neville, you were married. Was your
Vanessa full of love and companionship?

Not entirely.

Some of that was my fault, though.

Stabbed me once, shame on you. Stabbed
me twice, shame on me.

It's your last chance to savour freedom.

Stay for a few more.

Wake up tomorrow with that.

Things got bad. Things got very bad.

Where the hell are we?

We're in blinking Mexico.

How the funk did we end up in Mexico?

This isn't Mexico.

It's just a Mexican restaurant.

Oh, shit, yes.

Yeah, they didn't let us have a look in.
Oh, thank goodness.

Can you imagine?

Mexico.

On the morning of my wedding.

What do I tell you? Look, there's a few
glary eyes there.

You left all that hangovers like that in
the morning.

I'm just asking.

We're in Dublin.

I'm on my head.

Hungover, are we?

Yeah. What did I drink?

Pretty much your body weight in Sambuca.
No.

And then you went on to wine. No, no. I
wouldn't do that.

Or did anything stupid do that?

How much do you remember?

I don't remember.

Eddie Kebab.

Eddie Kebab. Yeah. And then do you
remember what happened after that?

And then I left Neville a voicemail
telling him I still love him.

Oh, I can't believe you, Eddie Kebab.

Oh, God. I told Neville I still love
him. Yeah. Why would I do that? I mean,

would anybody do that? I mean, I like
Neville, but... Oh, my God, I'm going to

be pissed.

Yeah.

How the hell did we end up in Dublin?

Well, you fell asleep, and I thought
it'd be a funny prank.

Kidnapping me and smuggling me out of
the country?

Of course, historically, marriage and
kidnapping go hand in hand.

Not now, Jerome.

9am.

According to my schedule, I should be
shining my shoes and having my wedding

morning eggs, not traipsing the streets
of Dublin.

How the hell are we going to get back?

Just show up late, seriously. Who's
going to be asked?

Who? Cheryl.

That's right. I think she might slightly
mind if her husband -to -be doesn't

turn up at the altar because he got
blind drunk and left the country. No,

no, Gav. If she's going to give you shit
about stuff like that, do you really

want to marry her?

Well, Lisa, mind you not coming home.

Brian, she'll be fine on her own in a
hotel.

Oh, God, Brian.

Lisa, on her own, horny.

In a hotel, we're going to have to get
back before she does someone.

I hardly think she's going to go looking
for other men just because you're not

there. Right, Brian, if a dog misses a
meal, it doesn't go, ooh, I'm not hungry

anymore. It goes out looking for food,
looking for scraps, looking for

Oh, man, we haven't done it for two days
building up to this weekend.

The year will be fine.

your identity.

You just can't keep your hands off him,
can you?

Colin isn't in here.

Yeah? Then how do you explain this?

She remembers Colin Neverland.

Oh, God.

If he's not here, then where is he?

He didn't come back last night.

I'm sure everything will be fine.

There's no way Colin would have missed
out on what we had planned for this

morning. Lisa, I don't want to know.

A pearl hat, I bet. I don't want to
know.

It's like a pearl necklace.

Is it? I don't want to know. But much,
much bigger.

There's a ferry in 40 minutes. I'm going
to ring Neville and see if he can

collect us somewhere ahead.

Now, Neville came with us. What?

Where is he, then?

Probably still at the police station.

What? Oh, of course. Here, they're
called the Garda, not the police.

Literally from Guardians of the Peace.

Not now, please.

Jerome. Right.

Um... I'm off schedule.

I'm down a flipping shoe.

Can somebody please tell me what's going
on?

It's a long story.

Just tell it very quickly, then. OK, man
dropped his wallet. Neville picked the

wallet up. Man thought Neville had
pinched it.

Massive fight broke out. I joined in.
Next thing you know, Neville's been

arrested. Great.

Can anything else go wrong?

That would be Cheryl.

Shouldn't you answer it?

Well, no, if I answer it, then I'll have
to lie to her. Yeah, yeah, but won't

you worry if you don't answer it?

What, you mean more than... I'm sorry
I'm not there, Cheryl, because I'm in

Dublin. Because a bunch of idiots have
kidnapped me and now I have to go get

Neville out of the police station.

Garda station.

No. No calls.

We're going to get Neville.

We're going to get on the ferry. We're
going to Warrington. And I am going to

get married.

Oh,

you needn't worry about Neville, Gavin.
I've got a plan.

Meek. Froy and O 'Reary. Hot... Shot
lawyer.

They'll be quaking in their boots.

Absolutely not. No, I can pull this off.
I've seen loads of the good ones.

No, no, you lot have caused enough
trouble as it is. I am going to sort

myself. Why didn't you just drag us to
Blackpool, Colin?

I don't know. It just didn't seem as
funny.

Interestingly, Dublin is an ancient
Gaelic phrase which actually means

Blackpool. So, effectively, it did.
Isn't that funny, Gavin?

Please be quiet, Jerome.

Oh, Donna?

You haven't seen Gavin, have you? He
didn't come back last night.

I guess it's bacon sarnie. Got to put a
few more ratchets on the George Foreman.

No, thank you.

I mean, where could he have got to?

My guess is he's thought, might be a bit
too much for me, I'm going to do a

runner. Happens a lot.

I've done it twice.

Jilted blokes.

Both stunners.

No, Gavin wouldn't have run away.

I don't know, he's under a lot of
pressure with his Calais move.

How did you know about Calais?

Can't reveal my sources, but you're a
travel agent and have a loose mouth.

Sang like a bitch.

Oh, Kelly.

I thought he was ready.

Having strong.

Ready to leave Valto.

Doesn't seem likely.

I don't know, though.

Probably hasn't done a runner.

Maybe he's just been hit by a truck or
something instead.

Just keep a lookout while I'm in there
deleting the message. Wait, what do I do

if she comes back?

Whistle up and whistle up.

I don't know.

Pocahontas. What?

Pocahontas. Carry my, carry my. No. I've
got five minutes.

Just do what you want.

Well,

here he is. Your pal.

Jean -Claude Van Damme. Van Damme. Is
everything okay?

Oh, yes, yes. Nothing broken. I
swallowed a tooth, but...

Que sera, sera.

If there's one thing that gets my goat,
it's boys like you coming over to my

city, getting out of control and
starting trouble. I really didn't

Quiet, party boy!

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't
make an example of this stairway.

Objection, Your Honour.

I refer you to the case of Hall v.

Oates, 1908.

What the feck's he talking about?

I thought he was waiting outside, Brian.
Do you think you could just sit down

over there, please?

No further questions.

The defence rests.

You know, you want to let off steam in
my Dublin, start fights.

You better make sure I'm not around.

Absolutely. Now, time is quite... June
the 14th to 28th, I'm not around.

Crete, all -inclusive.

September 5th to 12th, Paris.

And then there's Oktoberfest.

You certainly get a lot of holidays.

We went to New York last year. Brilliant
place.

I was that moved by all great oysters as
well. Have you ever had clam chowder?

You

see,

a lot of the all -inclusive places water
down the spirits. You can tell in the

cocktails, but not this hotel.

Has he got a pool?

Try two.

Please, do you think we could hurry this
up a bit?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I boring you and your hooligan
friends?

Look, listen, I agree with you.

These idiots, they deserve to be
punished. But there's someone else you

punishing. There's a beautiful woman in
Warrington, Cheryl Fairweather.

And the only chance that she's got of
her fiancé turning up on time for their

wedding is if we get on the ferry
that...

Leave in half an hour, please.

Release our friend.

He's not in custody.

We only took him in for his own
protection.

He's free to go.

Now, let me tell you a little bit more
about next year's holiday.

City break. Have you ever been...

He was just seeing if you had the same
shower gel as us.

Oh.

I'm glad you're here.

What do you think about me doing the
proposal outside?

Great. Sounds amazing.

I don't want anything to go wrong, see?

It'd be just my luck for there to be a
banner in the works.

Are they?

Yeah.

See ya.

very disappointed in the three of you.
All of you!

You could have stopped this. Do I have
to hold your hand all the time? Except

you, Jerome.

We're really very sorry, Gavin. You've
ruined the best day of my life.

And is it bad enough that you ruin every
single day with your constant moaning

and your whinging?

Except you, Jerome.

Yeah, OK, but Gavin. Oh, yes. I need a
bigger pharmacy, Gavin. I think of a

doctor, but really I'm just a delusional
pharmacist. Is that meant to be

Margaret? I've got me thinking again,
Gavin.

The only part of my body that I haven't
broken is my backbone because I haven't

bloody got one. And I let people walk
all over me. You let a lot of people

over you, Neville. Yeah, I'm not coming
in today, actually, Gavin, because I'm

hungover. But I'm going to lie and say
my grandad's dead.

That's because Vic's grandad's dead.

You can all fudging well fudging fuck
off, including you, Jerome.

So that one wasn't ours.

Ah, right.

I suppose we'd better just pop on the
old book.

If you could all just forget what I said
a moment ago.

Blowing off steam.

No Alan?

You must have just missed him, haven't
you? Do you know, he's loving this

We're going for a steam together.

Oh, have they got a spa?

I had a Brazilian earlier.

Margaret.

Diego, his name was. Oh, he gave me a
lovely manicure.

Oh. You know what you should try?

That anal bleaching. I've had it done
loads. My bum holds like a polo mint.

I've suddenly got enough mints.

I'm sorry, sir. Like I said, there's not
an available... Yeah, well, like I

said, you've got to. I'm getting
married!

OK, change of plan. We're hitchhiking.

Now, where the heck is Jerome?

He went to the toilet on board. Haven't
seen him since.

Brian, I think you've accidentally
locked me in.

Brian? We can't wait around for your
unreliable best man. He made his choice.

OK, well, look.

I know I said no man is left behind.
Well, it really was quite annoying, so

sure he'll find his own way home.

Are we leaving without Colin, too?

Oh, for goodness sake.

Not Colin as well. It's like herding
cats.

Why can't anyone do as they're told?

Gavin!

Is this stolen?

No, Gavin, this is mine.

It's my Balco lorry.

And I keep it here in Hollyhead for
emergencies. Of course it's bloody

What do you want to do? Do you want to
miss your wedding?

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Go,

go, go.

He hasn't polished his shoes.

Oh, no. Oh, God, this is so bad.

I mean, Gavin is off his schedule. He's
definitely run away.

I'm sure everything's fine.

My theory, he's faked his death.

Probably in Rio now, waiting to cash in
on the life insurance.

What I don't know is are you in on it
too, Cheryl?

Shush, Donna.

Look, Gavin hasn't run away. Why would
he?

Why? He fears change.

Think how he was with soy sauce.

Two! No, I've pushed him too far.

I've asked too much of him. He's
definitely got cold feet.

Gavin hasn't got cold feet.

I don't know. They're very small.
Perhaps temperature changes.

I've pushed him away. I've asked him to
make the most important decision of his

life and he's... He's just not...

Look, Gavin loves you.

There's no way he would miss the day.
Look, whatever's keeping him, it's

definitely not cold feet.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, no, you're right, you're
right. And if not, we've got 58 minutes

find you a new bloke to marry.

May as well. Everything's booked.

We're not going to make it.

Sharon's going to be devastated.

She's going to leave me and run off with
someone flash like Robert Turner from

Adster. He's been sending her emoticons.

He's been waiting for an opportunity
like this.

Calm down.

Cheryl will understand.

Nothing here is your fault.

What if we're late?

Not an option, Gav. From now on, no more
breaking.

Come on, emergency!

Woman in labour!

And I'll sort the suits.

Hello? Shy, it's Brian.

I've got a very important job for you.

Get our suits and meet us out the front
of the hotel.

Okay, which hotel?

The hotel, the wedding's at Numbnut.

Okay, yeah, okay, bye.

Thank you, Brian.

Sorry about what I said earlier on. I
was angry.

Thank you.

I wouldn't have got this far without you
guys. Oh, you couldn't, too. Not a

chance. And now that Jerome isn't with
us, I was wondering if you'd like to be

my best man.

Might be best not to have me. I do tend
to be a bit of a curse of marriages.

You can count me out, Gab. Sounds like a
right boy.

Brian.

You chose me.

I'd be honoured. I won't let you down.

I promise.

Okay, boys.

Sit downstairs. We're only going to be
ten minutes late.

Hey, come on!

Come on!

Can I go now? No, absolutely not.

I'm sure.

Check this out. I've got innings.

Wow.

Looking good.

Just something I picked up in the sale.

Cool. Daisy!

Oh, hiya, Linda, love.

You had to come straight from work.
Didn't think I was going to make it.

I'm here now. It's all fine.

You forgot to get changed.

Oh, bollock.

Linda, you've not seen Neville, have
you?

No. No, not seen him, or heard from him,
or spoke to him.

No messages?

No, nothing.

He's vanished.

I hope nothing's happened to make him
run away.

OK.

What happened?

I found out Meg's going to propose to
Neville. So I got really drunk and left

him a voicemail telling him I still love
him.

I'll leave you for one night.

Hiya, girls.

Wow.

You look... Different.

I've had a little makeover.

Thank you.

Don't give me the wrong suit again,
Shai.

Where have you been?

Long story.

Where's that?

No, I mean, it's a long story.

Oh, I thought it was like a village
name, you know, like Longbedding or

Challing.

I really haven't got time for this,
Shai. I just only hope I'm not too late.

I am too late.

I'm so, so sorry.

There was a genuine big mistake. I
really didn't mean to let... You

You run off!

Of course, there was another wedding
here today.

You tilted me!

I hate to be a rushing rabbit, but ever
so, ever so late, my bride -to -be is in

there and I really need to run.

Run,

bride!

Time's a great healer.

Better to have loved and lost.

OK, room 309, ladies, if you fancy a
threesome. We'll get back at the

Oh!

Sorry.

Sorry, Your Worship, the traffic was on
and on.

Oh, no. Oh, Linda, are you all right?

Yeah, have you checked your voicemails?

No, I'm afraid my phone's rather given
up the ghost. It got damaged in a mass

brawl late last night. It's typical.

Oh, thank God.

Was it something important?

No, no, no, nothing.

Never.

Have a good one, then.

Bye.

Liz! Liz!

Liz! Liz, where are you, baby?

I'm calling!

Oh, get out of the way!

Come here, baby.

Shit! Come here!

I miss you so badly.

Shouldn't Cheryl be here by now?

What if she doesn't come?

What if I've ruined everything? What
if...

How

did you get a cracker like this, Gavin
Strong?

Yeah, we've all been asking that for a
while now.

You look stunning.

You know what? I would.

Thanks, Colin.

I love you. I love you.

Welcome, everybody, to Croft Hall Hotel
for the marriage of Kevin Strong and

Cheryl Fairweather.

Actually, it's Gavin. The ceremony will
unite Kevin and Cheryl in marriage.

Actually, it is Gavin. And it falls upon
me to first ask... If anyone knows of

any lawful impediment for this marriage,
if so, they should declare it now.

Get off me!

Easy, piglet! Easy!

I'll wait for you, Gavin!

I'll wait for you!

That I know not of any lawful impediment
why I, Gavin Leslie Strong, may not be

joined in marriage to Cheryl Beryl
Fairweather.

I do solemnly swear that I know not of
any lawful impediment

why I, Cheryl Fairweather, may not be
joined

in marriage to you, Gavin Leslie Strong.

Apart from the fact that I'm already
married.

I was just joking. I was just joking. It
was a bad joke. Bad joke. Now, who has

the rings?

I do.

Brian, the best man.

With these rings.

I think.

It is my pleasure to tell you you are
husband and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

Hey,

everybody

say, says you right.

Says you right.

Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and
groom.

How come we're not sat together?

I'm on the singles table.

Watch out, fellas. Linda is on the pole.

Ah, the lovely Linda. We meet again.

I don't know all the romantic words in
that book.

If I don't bang you really, really soon,
my nuts are going to explode.

That is the sweetest thing you've ever
said to me.

Doubling.

I thought you'd done a runner.

I thought you got cold feet about
leaving Falco.

No.

Falco will be fine.

So we're still on for Calais? Of course.

I can't wait to get there.

And sit out on our balcony.

Sipping out low mineral.

Oh, I feel like we're already there.

Okay, settle down now, please,
everybody. Settle down.

Okay, silence or heads are going to get
cracked.

You want that? You want it the hard way?
Hey, you, sit down before I slam you

down. Bam!

Unbelievable.

Ladies and gentlemen, the best man.

Fifteen things you need to learn in
order to run a good pharmacy.

Number one.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding,
I'm kidding. I will keep this brief.

I want to talk to you today about a man.

A man that we all know as the boss.

Bruce Springsteen.

No, Margaret, I think he's talking about
Gavin.

I know we make life hard for you
sometimes, Gavin, and we probably don't

a boss like you, but I think I speak for
everyone when I say that I couldn't

wish for a better man to work for.

And now, of course, you've married the
perfect

woman, and Cheryl.

I don't know how you two found each
other, but thank the Lord you did.

And there is one thing that I have
learned.

Being a pharmacist.

And that's what people need to make
themselves better.

And that's what you two have found.

In each other.

Right.

Also,

guys, we put some money together, all of
us, and brought you something special.

gentlemen, Gavin Strong.

Thank you so much, Donna.

Thank you once again, Donna. Now, you
all know me as Gavin Strong,

Valco manager, and I used to think that
I'd be in this job for the rest of my

life. In fact, I even looked forward to
that.

But then along came a woman who changed
all of that.

Cheryl.

But today, Cheryl and I are not just
embarking on a new chapter of marriage.

We're also leaving.

We're leaving Warrington and starting
anew in Calais.

So this isn't just a wedding reception.

It's also a leaving party, Sarah.

You know how emotional you are.

So I think what Gavin's trying to say is
that we will miss you all so much.

But I can honestly say, hand on heart,
sorry, waterworks, you're my best

Sorry. I'm sorry.

So let's all have one last great night
together and it gives me great pleasure.

To declare the disco open!

We'll just be a minute.

Put the can back up!

Put the can back up!

Carry on eating, everyone. Come on,
carry on.

Nothing to see.

Nothing to see.

This is a wedding announcement.

Could everyone please get their arse up
the dance floor for Gavin and Cheryl's

first dance!

What? Alan?

That's Alan?

Yeah. Donna Calabresi, come here, you.

What are you doing? Brian!

Margaret has told us so much about you.
No, I haven't told you anything about

him. I haven't. Yeah.

What was it about your Alan?

Oh, this is not my Alan.

This is Alan who used to collect the
trolleys, you silly monkeys.

Nice to see you again, Margaret.

Stand down, everyone.

Oh, just fancy an early night, guys.

You can't. There's this great single
bloke I want you to meet. Oh, no, it's

right. I'm just done with, like, weirdos
and losers.

Just this last one.

Oh, well, you'd better not be fucking
Harry.

Nick?

Nick, what's going on?

What's happening?

I got your voicemail.

What about Meg?

Meg went home because I broke up with
her. I had to, you see, because I

I'm still in love with my ex.

Wait, you didn't mean me right, cos if
you're on about your fucking ex -wife,

Neville, I swear... No, no, I mean you.

I love you, Linda.

And the bride and groom are leaving,
everyone. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Back in.

Get back.

Well, I guess this is goodbye, then.

Thanks for everything, Kevin.

There's not many managers would keep on
an awful like me.

Not with Margaret.

The best employee a store could ever
have. Oh!

Every shop should have 100 Margaret's.

Head off into the horizon. I can't help
but think to myself... There's a free

bar inside?

What the hell are we waiting here for?

It

was

an early morning yesterday.

I was up before the dawn.

I love the word delicious.

Mmm.

Check out how delicious and dangerous it
can get.

Friday at 9.

Like a king without a castle Like a
queen without a throne I'm an early

lover And I must be moving on