All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s04e20.WEB.X264-INFLATE

That's nuts.

That's crazy.

There is sorcery at play.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Ooh.

Oh, I am getting, like, real vibrations
in this place.

Oh, that's my phone.

That's my phone. Let me shut that off.

Jonathan, right? Yeah.

It's great to have all the extra help we
can get.

Okay. Here we do these yearly inventory
and cleaning.

Yeah. You can take the photos. Okay.
Take a little photo of each item that we

have. We don't like to use computers.

Yeah. Okay, so I have those done.

Turtle is done.

And this is our peace necklace.

What you want to do is take it off of
there.

And put it down on here.

And I'll clip it to those little... Oh,
right.

Okay. And you can be my photographer for
this.

So you're going to take an instant photo
of this here. I'm going to hold that

up.

Okay.

Great.

Okay, and put that right there, the
picture, and you're going to label the

bottom of it. Oh, the other way, so
it'll develop. Yeah.

Okay, and on the bottom, just write
their peace necklace.

That's great.

This way we can keep, you know, running
tally of everything that we have in

stock, and it's not so, you know, not so
difficult. We don't have to use

computers. We don't have to put tags on
it. So it makes it easier.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Shoot.

Okay.

Just mark on there, broken after photo
was taken.

So I don't have to make another... It
looks like it was already broken.

That's weird.

Wait a minute.

Okay, so it's already broken, but I
would still mark that it was broken

took it. Okay. Just so that when we go
through the inventory, we know that it

was in good condition first.

Yeah.

Great. That is kind of weird. What do
you mean?

When we took the picture, I thought it
wasn't broken.

It wasn't broken.

Okay. Right?

Wait a minute. You took the picture.
Yeah. And it wasn't broken.

Yeah, it wasn't. Right. I broke it.

Okay. Yeah, you're not going to get in
trouble for that. Oh, that's not what I

meant. What do you mean?

No, it's just weird because on the
picture it looks like it's broken.

Yeah, it is broken.

Oh. I broke it. Okay.

I don't know. I'm just confused.

Because when we took the picture, it was
not broken, but the picture comes out

broken.

Yeah. A photograph, you know, it takes
the, a lot of people believe it takes

spirit of something.

So if it's photographed, that is the
spirit of our peace necklace.

So if it breaks, it's actually broken,
it's the spirit. So obviously,

the spirit would reflect.

You know, it can give you an after
image.

Yeah, that's creepy.

I like this little... We just got these
incense in here.

Are you an incense fan?

Yeah. Here, come here. Watch how this
one burns, so I can get that tip.

Oh, it smells really good.

This is a tranquility incense, and they
give you the postcard with it.

It's made with peyote.

There we go. Oh, that's great to see how
thick the smoke is.

Can you smell?

Smell that.

And if you stare at that, do you see?

Yeah, you kind of get that whole just
relaxing and watching the sun go down.

Yeah.

You're supposed to be able to see, like,
into.

Oh, how cool.

That is so cool, the eye change.

Did you see something?

It used to be just a sun.

Oh. And now it's an eye. They say
they're farther away.

But now it's turning into a face.

Oh, come on.

Are you not seeing this?

I don't really see anything.

That is so weird. What is it? That
picture looks kind of like me.

Well, I mean... I wish you could see it.
Really? Because I'm freaking out. It

almost looks like...

A picture of me. Really?

I mean, they said it's, you know, it
will open up, it'll awaken your inner

and it's like a self -reflection
incense.

I'm freaking out. That's, like, so
awesome, because that really is me.

Wow, I've got to find the right one for
me. Yeah, that is awesome.

Okay.

Look at this.

Do I look like a real man now?

Good.

Hey, how you doing? All right, how are
you? I'm doing good.

But I don't know if you guys are
interested in buying the product.

Yeah, we're here.

Oh, yeah.

Well, this is the one that they're
trying to promote now.

They're calling it the Ultimate Utility
Belt.

And it's just got, it comes preloaded
with stuff, which is cool. So it's got

like a triple, you know, rain poncho and
dental floss, you know, stuff that you

would use.

So when someone buys it, it's not just
like they're buying just the thing, but

they're buying all the stuff with it.
The knife, clothes pins, and deodorant.

It's like regular stuff that regular
people would wear, not just stuff for

field. You know, like this little mace
thing.

Flashlight, easy to use stuff.

And they'll come with, you know, a
little bit of whiskey and some

scissors.

Tape measure and in case you get stuck
in the car you can bake break your way

out of it And they did plastic fruit.
It's like that's a thing if you like

people are into like decoration stuff
They're showing off how much stuff can

actually come with it. All right, you
know this has a news making this this is

true spec doing this yeah more light
that will have it and this is a powder

This is you know

for emergencies, and the bottle openers.
They're just trying to be cute with it.

Pet food is available and mouthwash
stuff. A meat tester, and if you have a

and they want to have a little toy,
it'll come with a little... So what's

purpose behind it? Is it for outdoor
use? Is it for military use?

Well, they wanted to blend the two, so
it's a military belt, but for everyday

use. So here's, like, survival stuff you
could have if you were going camping or

whatever, but you could also have, you
know, candy.

You know what I mean? So it's fun and
purposeful.

Interesting. And they're really trying
to play it up with the parenting, you

know, because a lot of people, they want
to feel tough still, but they got kids,

you know, so they want stuff to be
really cute.

Batteries, you're always needing extra
batteries around the holidays.

And these will come preloaded. It's $300
in this way. A lot of people, they

don't even want to know what's inside.

They just want to be able to, you know,
just go on with their business.

And it's a prototype.

Oh, so these aren't even in production
yet. No.

That's the idea that they want to do.
They want people to test it and say,

would I wear this to the grocery store?
Would I really want to go out somewhere

and have fun things, you know, to give
to somebody? If I was out on the field,

you know, I might need to make a phone
call, or I might need to, like, I might

cut myself and need help, or I might get
lost.

Or maybe there's a mini toilet and I
need to plunge it. You know, just stuff

that people... My car smells. You know,
just things that people might use.

Random stuff that you might not even
know you need. Like, when's the last

you needed a pair of grip gloves?

Yeah. Like, once you know what's
inside... You know,

then it's like, well, what if I need
this? I don't know where it is.

You know?

And then each one's going to come with a
pet.

And, you know... Pet? Can I have your
pet?

Yeah, one mouse.

We got to get this bit down before the
cops show up because I didn't tell you

guys I had a... Let's just get this bit.
Can we shoot this quick? Oh, they're

leaving. We're fine.

I knew it.

Hey, Quinnika. I'm Michael. Nice to meet
you. How are you? Great.

You want to put that up here? We're
going to do a little watering today.

Okay.

All righty. My gloves on, too.

When I was younger, my grandmother had
me gardening.

Oh, you did gardening then, too? Oh,
great.

I've just been having trouble with the
reception, but once I get it in place,

it'll be okay. Okay. So the hose is
right over there.

And just give those a shot, just like
you used to do with your grandmothers,

right?

And so it's like this?

I know.

It's not the best one because the
reception's a little funky, but you'll

it out. Is there water in here?

Well, it's wireless, so.

But the reception's a little funky.
That's the best side of the table, I

to do it on.

Do I spray it? Yeah.

You have to turn on the, have you not
used that before?

No, that's why I was like, wow.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. My grandmother has an
old -fashioned hose.

Oh, yeah, we don't use any hoses anymore
here. Okay. It's highly advanced.

How does the water get here?

Turn that to the right all the way,
right?

That's the modem.

This is the receiver here.

There's a button on the back there. Go
ahead and press that once, and this

should start blinking.

Press this button back there. Yeah,
there's a button back there. You might

your glove off, but when you get it,
just push it.

Until it starts blinking.

It's blinking.

Is it blinking?

Mm -hmm. Oh, great.

That means it's accepting water from the
mainframe, and then it will go from the

tank to the satellite to the modem to
the receiver. Gosh, it's so complicated.

And water's going to come out of here?
Yeah. It used to be so much easier to

just use a hose, you know?

All right. Yeah,

get all those.

Good. You got it? It's blinking, but
nothing's coming out yet.

It's blinking here.

And that side's blinking, too?

Both sides blinking?

Let me get it.

There we go.

How is that possible?

How is that possible for the waters to
come out of there?

Well, it's not really coming out of
here. It's coming from there.

It's not coming from either here or
here. It's coming from, I mean, there's

big tank that it sends it up wirelessly
to the satellite, to the modem, and then

this is the receiver.

So it just comes out.

Wow, technology has really gotten
advanced.

Yeah.

Just get everything down once.

Okay. Okay?

The reception can be a little bit funky
in different places, though.

Is it working on that side?

You might have to walk it around and
hold it up.

It's not working on this side. You'll
find a spot. I'll be right back. Okay,

sure. Okay.

See, sometimes it's hard to find the
right spot for reception.

Yeah, damn it, Maddie.

We sell a lot of the eggs. That's the
main chicken coops over there.

But if we find really good ones, we
bring them over here because this is

the faded area.

So I've got some of the local farms will
come and pick up some of the eggs that

we have.

Oh, okay. Okay, so I separate them. Like
a farmer's market? Exactly.

But the rooster over there, he is just
crazy.

So I set him up over here.

And we do two at a time, and the farm
will pick him up. Okay.

But it's good that we keep them
separated from those two because those

there are crazy.

They'll hatch too quickly.

Okay. You know, we don't want to force
them into hatching. Here, you can hold

to that.

Okay. And I lock it up.

And it's just a nice, quiet place for
them.

Right. So we keep them covered.

This is the area that has... Oh, oh.

So much for the quiet over here. The
quiet. Oh, did I get... Oh,

shoot. Okay.

I got him.

I'm sorry.

They hatched. You got to stay quiet
around them or else... Right.

They'll hatch too quickly.

They hatch that big?

Our rooster here.

It's not steroids.

So they're already fully grown before
they're laid.

So how healthy is that, though?

It's good. Yeah? Yeah, it's fine.

You know, I don't eat them.

Did I just lose the dog? I'm not good at
this.

I just lost the dog.

It's my first time with a lost dog.

I'm not kidding, though. I actually lost
the dog.

Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you, too. Yes, this is Emma.

The owner really wants her to respond to
a ball.

Like, so when they throw a ball, she
doesn't know. Yeah.

I know. You know, some dogs just have it
in them to be doing that.

Here, you want to hold her for a second?
Okay. You think it's because she's shy?

You know, different dogs have innate
abilities, you know, to do one thing or

another. So we're going to train her
with the dog house, okay, because they

a little bit of privacy here.

Put this up right here.

Good. And you can help me with the roof.
We could do that, right? It reminds me

of when I took my dog to training
school. Oh, you took your dog to

Yes. He was way worse.

I literally had to bribe him with, you
know, specialized treats.

Oh, really? Treats that the other dogs
would love.

Your dog was spoiled?

Yes. Well, he's, you know, he started
off. I got him when I was out here in

Atlanta from a breeder, a shih tzu
breeder. All right, Emma, are you going

respond to this ball?

Let's see if she does put it here.

Come on. We'll take her leash off.

You want to hold on to that leash?

Okay. Here we go. Come on, Emma.

Come on, Emma. You've got to show
Kasaya. Here we go. Right in the

Here we go. Here we go.

Go get the ball.

Go get the ball. The ball. Go get it.

It's over there.

It's in there.

Go get it. I'm telling you, just not
responsive to the ball.

It's really strange because she responds
to, we have like all these costumes,

doggy costumes. Oh, so she likes stuff
like that. She loves those. Go grab one

of those.

Just grab any one. There's a whole bunch
of them there.

That's good. What is that?

What is it?

Looks like a pirate.

Okay, we'll try that.

All right, Emma.

Come on. You smell that?

Come here, Emma. You smell that? Come
here.

Smell the costume?

Will you respond to that? Here.

Here. Will you respond to that?

Go get it.

Go get it.

Oh, there she goes. Go get it. Go get
it.

Oh, there she goes.

There she goes. Go get it. Go get it.
Now bring it back.

Oh, good girl.

What the hell? Good girl. Good girl.
Good girl.

Good girl. I missed that entire, like,
moment.

What do you mean?

How did she get in there so fast?

Oh, my gosh. She's like, come on. I wish
I could get my dog to do that now.

Yeah, she just responds to costumes.

She just loves to be a star.

Yeah. She's like, I'm past the ball.

Yeah. Like, she loves to wear things.
Yeah, that is like, what is she all

with? She's a terrier.

You know, and they're known to really
dig style. Yeah, they are.

Most dogs will like to go into flippers
or grab shirts or scarves. You have to

stop, you know.

But she, that's why we have her here.
That's so neat.

Yeah, she keeps putting on her owner's
underwear.

So we're trying to break her that habit.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

I'm Celeste.

Oh, hey.

Yes,

I am. Hey, Celeste. How are you? I'm
good. Good to meet you. Nice to meet

too. Yeah. I think I'm going to like
this.

Yeah? Yeah. Oh, great, great.

So I was actually supposed to have this
guy groomed already, and the owner's

picking him up in about a half hour.
Okay. So you can help me out. Okay.

Cool. Let me get this little guy out.
His name is Pepper.

Hey, Pepper.

Hello, Pepper.

Okay, so this guy, we don't change his
cut at all. You know, the owner doesn't

want him to look like any change in his
style. per se.

We're just going to get rid of some of
that under fluff because he gets really

hot. So I'm going to swaddle him so he
feels more comfortable.

When pets live indoors, they don't
naturally know when to start shedding.

they'll collect a lot of that under
fluff.

Okay. All right. So let me get this
little guy. Here we go.

What are you doing, buddy?

What are you doing?

Yeah. So he gets swaddled so he feels
nice and... Hey, buddy.

What are you doing?

He usually just takes a little nap when
I do this. Look at him.

Is that the best?

So here's what you can do to help me
out. You want to use a brush that's not

sharp. So see how this has the little
balls on the top of it there?

So direct one way and then the other.

Go ahead and turn the vacuum on.

And as I get the underflop, you can go
ahead and... Good boy.

Come on, you.

It gets a lot, right? Right on. Yeah.

Get the lot.

There.

That's good.

Good.

Yeah, he's got a lot.

Right. Yeah.

But once it gets loose, it'll just keep
on coming there. That's good.

There you go, buddy.

That's a lot. Yeah. Coming right off. A
little bit there.

Yep. That's good.

There you go.

Get in here.

Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Whoop.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not funny.

What happened?

Did he run off?

I was just holding him.

Hold on, boy.

I over -groomed him, and that's my
fault, not your fault. I'm sorry. I was

talking, and I wasn't, like, paying
attention.

Okay, so where's the dog?

Okay, so where's the dog?

Huh? Where's the dog? Yeah, over
-groomed.

It's just an over -grooming situation.

Okay, I'm about to panic here. No, don't
panic. Take this off.

Here. This is a very strong vacuum.

Let me get it.

Here. Hang on to this.

Put that down.

It sucks up. It's supposed to just be a
pet -friendly vacuum.

Right.

We're going to empty the bag.

Here we go.

Okay. Okay.

Here you go.

Wow. Okay. Yes.

I know. I know.

Okay. But he's okay. Thank you, Jesus.

Party time?

Nancy, is he okay?

Yes, he's fine.

How did that happen?

I didn't mean to suck the dog.

Then how the heck did... I don't know,
because it doesn't look like it's big

enough to suck the whole dog up.

Is that what they mean by a pet safe
vacuum?

That's what they mean, huh? I guess
that's what they meant. They're like the

vacuum sucks up just the hair using the
Carbonaro effect.

Okay. Have you heard of that? What?

What'd you say, Carbon?

Carbonaro effect?

Carbonaro effect.

Have you heard of that before? I have
not. You haven't? It's the name of a

hidden camera magic TV show.

Right. You're on that show right now.

Right now? Right now. Okay.

You're on TV. Okay.

There's a camera right over here. Holy
shit.

I didn't know what happened.

You think this little guy got sucked up
into a vacuum? Yes.

Oh, you got me.

High five.

Good.

We need drinks after this one.