All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s04e18.WEB.X264-INFLATE

Oh, my God.

That's nuts.

That's crazy.

There is sorcery at play.

This is... The Carbonaro Effect.

Hamburger? Funny you should say that.

I've got one right here.

Cut right there.

Hamburger.

Hey, how you doing? Welcome to Skip.

Can you pick up the order for Brian?

Pick up for Brian? 20 hamburgers.

20 hamburgers?

Brian order?

Is it?

Yeah. Brian?

20.

20?

I think so.

You ordered a bunch of them.

Oh, for office?

Yeah. Okay.

Was it 20?

Yeah. One.

Two.

Three.

I'm ready to buy a napkin.

Four. Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Head for you.

When I pack, I might feel confident
about it, but if someone else did it.

Nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

There's a dog in here. Is that two?

But they probably threw it in there.
Usually it's a big order.

13.

Got some extra hot dogs in here too.

We always give out cashews.

Mustard too.

Mustard.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

And that's 20.

And then 20, there's the free soda in
there. I had that on the bottom, so.

How in the hell did all of that fit in
there? You have a soda in that bag?

if I put it on the bottom. I should give
you a lid, though.

That's great.

Yeah. All right, great.

Let me get you another bag.

Yeah.

Yeah, the trick is to go downside,
upside, and then you put them all that

Did you pack that bag?

I didn't pack this one.

Yeah, because if I packed it, I wouldn't
have to count it.

Because I always, you know, I take great
pride in that.

I put three sideways and three forward,
like up and down.

And you can fit two, one along the side
there, one along the side. It's like

building a log camp, you know what I
mean?

And once it's a flat layer, I can do
this on top and then push it down. And

you can make like another layer, like
you're layering chocolate.

And I do three.

Then I put two on the side like that.
It's like a whole other layer.

That's cool.

I don't even know how there's a drink in
there.

Oh, yeah. Well, that I keep in the
bottom so it doesn't spill. It's not

is it?

No.

Oh, that's why he put the hot dog in.

So that it'll make a flat layer.

Yeah. We'll put a flat layer on the top.
Knees help, too.

What's at the top?

Yeah, cashews.

You can put them on top of the hammer?
Yeah, if you can get them in the side

there. And then I'll do another layer of
napkin.

That.

And then I have a whole other layer on
the bottom.

Yeah, we call them packing cashews.
You're freaking me out. There's 20 of

Do you want me to count them again? Come
on. No, I'm just saying.

Where's the drink?

The drink is... I just can't believe all
that's in his bag. Yeah. It looks so

small. Yeah.

It's way on the bottom.

Yeah. Great.

The soda's way on the bottom.

Oh. No, I know. That's why I do a napkin
layer.

We do contact.

Wow.

Yes. Just keep forcing it down with
layers as long as it's flat.

Cut. All right.

There you go.

There you go.

You get your plastic bag. What the hell?

Dude, there's no way there's a cup in
that bag.

Just keep it upright because the soda on
the bottom, it has a lid, but if the

soda's not on the very bottom... Shut
up!

You could spill. Are you kidding?

Well, you could get the plastic. You
could find it in the plastic.

Man, what the hell just happened? Where
did all the food go?

It's packed in there, Chicago style.

Oh, my gosh. What the hell? That's
crazy.

Oh, hey. How are you doing? Good. How
are you? I'm doing okay. Welcome.

I called in an order for Jessica.

Oh, you called in? It's a Philly and a
Fry. Philly and Fry for Jessica. You got

Philly and Fry for Jessica coming?

All right. That's coming right up.
You're still lucky.

Why? Oh, no. I can't eat the Philly
cheesesteaks.

I probably shouldn't. No, I can't. I
have, like, allergies to cheese. Oh, no.

It'll probably upset my stomach, but
totally worth it to me. Oh, yeah. Well,

I could eat it, I would. Oops, sorry. If
I could eat it, I would eat it, but I

just, you know, it's bad news if I touch
or eat any of the food here. I mean,

it's good food. Don't get me wrong. I'm
just saying.

I will totally wig out cheese and bread
or anything like that.

But I have a good handle on what I'm
doing, so.

I've been working in fast food since I
was 14, so.

Black dust intolerant.

And I tell weird, like, I get hives.

So I just stay by the register, you
know.

All right.

More seats. I'll keep this. That's for
you. And someone else is going to bring

that around, so I can't handle the food.

Enjoy that.

I'm going to take a break.

No onions.

Thank you so much.

Yeah. You know what's great is the
deluxe dog. Have you had that?

Mm -hmm. You haven't seen the inflated
dog?

Mm -hmm. Oh, they're so, so good.

Let me see if we had any left.

We have some deluxes in here.

The deluxe is in there, right? It's the
best one, the deluxe.

These are the ones that come
prepackaged.

And that's the burger.

Yeah,

deluxe dog. Yeah.

I do this for my lunch every time.

Let me get you a basket.

This is the best because all we have to
do is just fill it up.

So I got a little pump over here.

Slide that over so you can see it. And
it comes with the little end on it.

They're all infected, so you know that
it's going to be good.

And if you like the luck stuff, yeah.

And I like to let it fill up.

Yeah, nice and... Is that okay?

Yeah. Oh, it gets hot.

Yeah.

That looks good.

Okay, you feel that?

Nice and hot, right?

Here, hold that for a second.

Work for that.

Look at that.

That's the hot dog, isn't it? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. You want to take a taste of that?

Mm -hmm.

See that?

You know what I'm saying?

Steaming hot, too, right?

Yeah.

No,

they boil it before they ship it.

Every morning, we have them shipped
overnight, and then they decompress

they have a machine that sucks the air
out of them.

And no onions. I dug for one with no
onions for you.

Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah, okay, you got me. I'll be back.

Plus, I do like the Maxwell Polish.

Oh, yeah,

we have ones from Poland coming in, too.
Real Poland sausages.

So that we can inflate those for you.

Okay. All right. Thank you. Thanks so
much. You enjoy that. All right.

Are they there? They're there, right?

Are you rolling? Rolling?

Not rolling? You are rolling. All right,
I know what I'm going to do. I know

what I'm going to do.

I'm a normal person.

Cool booth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm enjoying it. Yeah? A lot of people
come in here.

Oh, yeah.

I've had chicks.

Yeah?

That's how you get chicks?

No. You're not getting any chicks with
these?

No. I think they run away. Well, as long
as they stay in the case, you know.

That is creepy, though.

Yeah, that is pretty creepy.

That doesn't bug you out? Oh, God.

Are these the tempered glass ones or
like the acrylic?

This feels like acrylic.

Acrylic?

Let me see that.

Yeah.

They can get kind of melty if they're
acrylic.

Yeah. Oh, this is tickling. What the?

What?

That was really cool.

Are you kidding me? Dude, that was off
the chain, man. Dude, can you?

You got to put it on the table.

So, like, these are the tempered. You
should tell people this.

This one's definitely tempered because
it gets warm.

And then what?

And then they can come out, yeah.

Man, where am I at?

Yeah. Are you kidding me? Oh, my. Look,
he's looking pretty creeped out over

there.

Yeah, man.

No,

this is why this is so expensive. Some
of these ones are made with tempered

glass that are on a time release.

Where are we, man? Star Wars, what you
mean time release? These are genuine

antiques. This isn't open, though, man.

No, the acrylic is a time release. If
it's tempered, the acrylic will stay,

a time release one can be able to find
its way out, you know?

Someone could really freak out, you
know, if they're handling it, and it

happens, you don't want to be liable for
that.

Man, these things are dead, man.

D -E -D, dead.

These things are dead.

Yikes. That doesn't freak you out?

Man, listen.

I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

When I saw that on your hand, man, I'm
like, no, I was just handling this

All right, I'm going to wash my hands,
though, OK?

I get the heebie -jeebies, you know?

Oh, these are great. These are original?

Yes, I was going to say they're
original.

Yeah, that artist,

Don Caldwell.

You're familiar.

Yeah, those are great.

Do you have anything?

I have one Don Caldwell, but I don't
have one with a horse on it. How much is

that? This one is $1 ,400.

$1 ,400?

And the other Caldwell up there?

$2 ,400.

What is it? $2 ,400.

Oh, can I see that? Sure.

Yeah, the one with the barn.

Yeah. That's beautiful.

Look at that. That's just gorgeous.

You know, he would hide horses in all of
his paintings, but the ones where they

were prominent were... Yeah, this one's
got it, like, hidden here in the doorway

here.

What happened to the horse?

You can see his tail right in here, in
the side of the barn here.

You know?

He was a deer horse, man.

Yeah, you know, he didn't always paint
them big. He kind of kept them like a

secret in some of them.

Well,

some say you can sort of see always an
intention of a horse in his work. As an

artist, everything you do has essence of
what's important to you. And for Donna,

it was horses.

But that one has the obvious horse.

You know, unless you see it, I don't
know.

Were your eyes of plain tricks on you?

Why?

Wait,

what are you saying?

You thought you saw a horse on this one?

Oh,

so you saw a horse on the barn one.

Right.

Did you see the horse in there?

Honestly, I hadn't noticed it so
prominently.

Maybe like I just looked and didn't look
the way. Maybe the horse was galloping

from painting to painting.

It could be. If that's the case, then
it's definitely time for me to move.

So you don't get trampled. Right,
exactly.

While seeing is believing.

Right. So it's not here. Right.

What's up, buddy? You ready for this?

Oh, you're not talking right now?

Come on, we can pull this off.

This will be good.

Thank you.

Welcome to high country.

Brittany? Yeah. Good to meet you.

Yeah, we had a huge sale this weekend.

Okay. And this coming weekend, it's like
major rental weekend.

Okay. This is like one of our most
popular tents that we, that people rent

all the time. Okay. So we try and set up
our rental stuff with...

stuff that we hope they buy okay so that
should uh open it up yeah oh that's

this is like oh my gosh come on yeah oh
they're supposed to get fined when

we'll have to flag the rent of that and
get that out of there they actually

brought it back they brought it back
like that isn't that stupid yeah they're

like we're bringing a sense of the
outdoors in all right they really

clearly yeah but this is great most
people love this one because you can

up in your car or It's really small, and
it's self -opening. You've never done

it? I got a purse digging in it. You do?

For real.

A purse digging in this.

Here you go. Okay.

It'll just kind of do it itself.

Look, you did it.

That's pretty much it.

Just like this. Okay.

Yep. Here, you grab onto that side over
there, and you pull so that it kind

of... Grab both sides. Yeah, pull, and
then put it down on the ground.

Ready? Yep, just like that.

It'll kind of hold itself up.

Okay. Right?

Perfecto.

That's it.

That's good. You want to open this chair
up? Yeah.

You can set that chair up on that side.

And I got this little lamp.

Just double click.

And we'll set that up inside like a cute
little family thing. So unzip that and

put that inside.

I'll get the cooler.

You want to ride in the middle?

Are you okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come here, come here,
come here, come here.

Bring the lamp over here.

Oh, my gosh.

Is that an owl?

Look at him.

I see him.

Look, he's calm.

Let's do shoes.

Let's work on shoes. We have to handle
this. That's what we're paid to do.

Should we, like, call?

Oh,

he's, like, doing that thing.

Look, when people come back from their
camping trips, there's always garbage,

you know, nesting stuff.

There was a snake in one one time.

Okay, Michael, maybe I should go to
shoes.

What? No, no, no.

Let me go to shoes.

No, please help me. I'm not going to do
this by myself. That's not fair.

That's not fair. What do you want me to
do?

All right, I'm going to shut it, okay,
Brittany? Okay, well, wait a minute.

Let's do it slow.

And watch your eyes.

You know what? Let's just leave him,
because now he's calm. He's fine. Okay.

Okay. What else do we need to work on?

Are you okay?

That's totally normal. No, that's not a
normal tent.

That's one of them 3D galactical
morphing range and power tents.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hi. Hello.

You can put those right there.

What is your name again?

Sujata. Sujata, Michael.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

All right.

We're just doing a little dressing.

A little redress into the mannequin.

Fun. They like to change the clothes up
every three weeks so when customers come

in, you know, they see something new,
they'll be more apt to buy it so it can

get kind of confusing.

Yeah. All right. So if they don't have
hair, it's good to put them in a hat

before just asking him. So I don't know.
Which one of these do you think?

Yeah, I would do the gray one. Gray one?
Looks better. All right.

Can you reach him?

I think so.

Hey. Nice job.

That looks great.

Now, this shirt, I'm going to switch
because he's been wearing this red shirt

for three weeks.

And you just folded those greens? Mm
-hmm.

This is a medium, so could you grab me a
medium green one?

This isn't medium.

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

Oh, my God.

I think actually the gray one might be
better.

I think, do you think this gray one?

For this guy.

Wait, not for this one.

Not the green, but probably the gray.

Will be better for this. What size is
that?

This is a medium.

Yeah. You guys just changed outfits on
me.

Huh? Yeah, I'm going to put the gray.
You and this guy.

Huh?

Y 'all switched outfits.

I'm confused.

That mannequin was just wearing what you
have on.

What mannequin? That one.

That mannequin was wearing this?

Yes. He was standing there.

You were wearing that.

You were on the ladder.

Oh, my gosh. This is your first day,
right? Yes. You sound like me.

I get confused. We all have to wear
stuff from the store because they like

people to buy.

You're Michael, right?

Yeah.

Okay. What? You're Stajeda? Yes. Right.

I was seeing stuff, maybe. You were
what? Seeing stuff, maybe.

What do you mean?

Seeing stuff, maybe?

Never mind.

Is it the fumes?

Maybe. They just paint this place.

They could be the fumes. Yeah? Yep.

I may not have gotten enough sleep.

Okay, I get confused when I'm putting
clothes on mannequins because

Everyone's wearing the same thing in the
store, and then if you're wearing it

and I'm wearing it, I'm like, well, you
end up accidentally talking to a

mannequin. That could happen.

I think I just did talk to a mannequin
for a second.

Well, that's okay. I won't tell anyone.

Yeah, just, it happens, I guess, right?

Yeah, that can happen.

It's like that thing, you know, when you
misplace, you know, you get confused

between like a real thing and a fake
thing.

It's called the Carbonaro effect.

Oh, yeah.

The thing that happens in your brain
when you think you see one thing, but

really another thing. You think you're
going crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's also the

name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Shut up.

Yeah. Like, like the one you're on right
now. No way. Yes.

No. Yes.