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- Oliver.
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Oliver wake up, the
rooster is alarm clocking.
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- Alarm clocking?
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Yes, I set his crow for 7:30.
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- How do you set
a rooster's crow?
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- Well you see
he has a little knob
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on the back of
him that you just...
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- Never mind.
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- Oh Oliver, I had the
most marvelous dream.
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I dreamt it was morning
and we woke up,
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and you said, "Where
is my bathrobe?"
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- Where is my bathrobe?
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- Well in the dream
it was under the bed.
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- Under the...
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Tied to your suitcase.
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- What the?
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- And you said that
dreams never come true.
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- Lisa why did you do this?
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- Well I am not very good
in interpretating dreams
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but I would say that
the reason your bathrobe
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is tied to your suitcase
is that you don't forget it
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when you pack for your trip.
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- Lisa what kind of
a trip are you trying
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to con me into taking?
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- A honeymoon.
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- We went on a honeymoon
when we were first married.
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- But a thing like
that can't last forever.
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- Look Lisa...
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- If you don't want to go on
a regular, official honeymoon,
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why don't we go on a
second honeymoon?
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- We've already had
a second honeymoon
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and a third, and a fourth.
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- Well why don't
we make this a fifth?
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Which is one of your
favorite kinds of bottles.
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- Look Lisa I can't...
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- Oliver, I know one of
the most romantical places
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we can go to.
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- Where is that?
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- Well I'll give you a hint.
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It's where all the
girls wear grass skirts
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and they do this dance
where they shake their alohas.
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And all their fellows
ride on their surfbroads.
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- Surfbroads?
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- Yes, can you
guess where it is?
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- Oh yes!
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And I'd love to go there.
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But I don't think we could get
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a visa to travel
in to East Berlin.
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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm-livin' is the life for me
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♪ Land spreadin'
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan, just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling, I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Good-bye, city life
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♪ Green acres, we are there
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- Nice to have you
back Mrs. Grace.
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- Oh thank you.
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And remember me
to your Father, Pam.
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- Yes I will.
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Morning Molly.
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- Oh aloha, Pam.
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- Do you know
what you just said?
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What?
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- The top of your volcano
is full of coconut candy.
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- Boy, Hawaiian is sure
a tough language to learn.
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- Why are you
taking a course in it?
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- I just feel I should do
something for my ethnics.
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- My Father in his office?
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- Oh no, he's eating
breakfast in the tiki room.
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- Morning Dad.
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- Ah, morning.
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Would you like some breakfast?
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- No thanks, I've eaten.
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Oh guess who
checked into the hotel?
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Marla Grayson.
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- Ah, very pretty lady.
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- And the first thing she did
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after putting her jewels in
the safe was to ask about you.
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- She's got nice jewels.
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She's got nice legs too.
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- Charlie?
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- I said you'd call
her for cocktails.
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- What time you gonna call her?
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- I'm not going to call her.
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- Big mistake,
those jewels are real.
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So are her legs.
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- Charlie would you...
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- Dad, why do you
avoid Mrs. Grayson?
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- Please, Pam.
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- Aren't you ever gonna
get married again?
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- Why should I?
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- I need a Mother.
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- You can have mine.
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- That'll be all Charlie.
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Thank you.
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- Dad.
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- Pam, I'd like to go
over these figures.
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- Trying to figure out why
business was off 15% last month?
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- How'd you know that?
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That Dottie,
doesn't stop listening
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in to my telephone
conversations.
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- You know Dad, if you
want to boost business,
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I have a couple of
really groovy ideas.
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- Thank you, but I don't need
any help running this hotel.
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- But...
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- And if you don't
stop butting in,
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back you go to England
to live with your Aunt again.
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- Oh I'm only trying to help.
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- That mail for me?
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- Mm-hmm.
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I was talking to Bill Miles,
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the Public Relations man
from the airlines, and he said...
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- Hmm, got a request
from the Shriner's
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to have a convention
here, 300 people.
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- You know what
happened when you had
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the Shriner's convention
here last year?
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The pool was full of fezzes.
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I'd turn them down.
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- You'd turn them down?
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Pam a hotel cannot
exist without conventions.
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- Well in my Business
Administration class...
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- Which you are
going to be late for.
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- I just want to tell you
what the Professor said.
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- Goodbye.
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- Goodbye.
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Who's the telegram from?
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- I thought you'd left.
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- Who's Lisa Douglas?
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- She wants me to reserve a
suite and a private surfbroad
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for her husband.
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- Surfbroad?
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- Probably a
typographical error.
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- What'll you do if it isn't?
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- Goodbye again.
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- Ah, Mr. Carter, you eat all
your breakfast this morning?
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I'm so glad to see the
15% knock on the head
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didn't kill your appetite.
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- Hey Pam!
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- Oh, hi Richard.
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Hi Lily.
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- Guess what?
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We're getting married
tomorrow night.
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- Really? Congratulations
that's great.
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- I know.
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- We want you to
come to the wedding.
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- Oh just tell me where.
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- We thought it'd be
romantic to have it
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on the beach at Molokai Cove.
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- Where you spending
your honeymoon?
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- Oh Richard's friend
has a shack on the beach
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that he's gonna lend
us from 8:00 to 4:00 AM.
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8:00 to 4:00 AM?
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- He's a bartender,
that's the shift he works.
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- Well that's no way
to spend a honeymoon.
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Hey, how would you two like
to spend your wedding night
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in the honeymoon suite of
the Moana Rexford Hotel?
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- We can't afford
anything like that.
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- Won't cost you a cent.
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You'll be my Father's guests.
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- Don't you think you'd
better ask your Father first?
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- Ah, you don't want
to worry about that.
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If Dad were here he'd
offer it to you himself.
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- But you will ask him?
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- But of course!
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- Hey we'd better get to class.
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- Okay, I'll see
you tomorrow night.
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- Bye bye.
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- Hi Dad.
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Hi.
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- Huh, having lunch?
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- Yes.
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- I had lunch.
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- Had breakfast
too, yours and mine.
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- Dad can I ask you a favor?
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- It depends.
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- It's not a very big favor.
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- It never is.
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- Well all I wanted to ask you
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is if these two friends
of mine could come...
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- What is that?
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- Oh I forgot to tell you
that the Three Coconuts
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were coming for
an audition today.
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- Stop it.
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Stop that!
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- Dad!
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- Get your friends out of here.
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- But Dad I thought it
would be a great idea to have
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a live rock group in the lobby.
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So that when the guests come...
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- People come here for
a little peace and quiet.
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- Well when I heard
them in school they were...
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- Pam will you please
stop trying to do favors
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for all your college friends.
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I don't want to see another
one of them in this hotel.
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- Well that's the end
of the honeymoon.
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Unless...
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- I can't do it Pam.
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I just can't do it.
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But nobody's reserved the
honeymoon suite have they?
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- Well no but...
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- Then there's no harm
in letting Lily and Richard
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use it for one night.
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- Pam you'd better
ask your Father.
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- I can't, he's still smarting
from the Three Coconuts.
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- Well...
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- Molly do you want to see
Richard and Lily spend their
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wedding night in
some beach shack,
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and have to get out of bed
at four o'clock in the morning
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because the bartender came home?
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- What bartender?
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- Please Molly just
give me the key.
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- Oh.
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- Oliver?
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- Hmm.
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- Do you think the
hotel understood
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the telegram I send them?
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- Why shouldn't they?
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- Well I don't know Hawaiian
so I sent it in English.
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- I think they'll
have an interpreter.
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- When do we get there?
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- A couple of hours.
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- Do you want to play some gin?
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- No thank you.
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- Do you want to drink some gin?
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- No.
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- Well everything alright folks?
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- He's not much fun since
he gave up drinking gin.
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- Lisa...
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Aren't you Jack Skylar?
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- Oliver, Oliver
Douglas, how are ya?
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- Lisa this is Jack Skylar, we
flew together during the war.
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- Oh, are you flying
the plane now Jack?
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- Well yes.
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- Then who's holding the shtick?
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- Shtick?
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Oh the co-pilot.
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- Has he got a shtick license?
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- You always did go for
the dodo's didn't ya, hmm?
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- What did he mean by that?
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Dearly beloved, we
are gathered here
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to join this man and
woman in holy matrimony.
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Lily, do you take Richard to
be your lawful wedded husband?
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- I do.
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And Richard, do you take Lily
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to be your lawful wedded wife?
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- I do.
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- Richard place this
ring on Lily's finger.
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I now pronounce
you, man and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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- Oliver.
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- Hmm what?
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- I've been thinking.
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When we get to the
hotel why don't we
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take the honeymoon suite?
260
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,916
- What for?
261
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,184
- If you don't know what for,
262
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,652
we don't need the
honeymoon suite.
263
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,746
Oh come on Oliver
what do you say?
264
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,426
- Lisa if we'd gotten married
265
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,462
I'd be happy to take the
honeymoon suite but...
266
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,864
Any room will be good enough.
267
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,302
- Oliver!
268
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,837
I got a good idea.
269
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,773
Why don't we get married
before we get to the hotel
270
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,743
then it's going to be
like a real honeymoon.
271
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,413
- Lisa isn't it enough
that I agreed to take you
272
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,515
to Hawaii without
getting married?
273
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,585
Oliver.
274
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,687
- Alright if it'll
make you happy.
275
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,523
We'll take the honeymoon suite.
276
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,492
- Do you think the stores will
be still open when we land?
277
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:33,796
I want to buy a black nightgown.
278
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,099
- Why?
279
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,867
Are you in mourning?
280
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,035
- Oh boy!
281
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,604
Now I wish we
weren't going to Hawaii.
282
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,340
Hi Jack!
283
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,676
Hijack?
284
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:49,735
Hey!
285
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,731
- Do you know where Pam is?
286
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,732
- Pam is?
287
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,566
- Yeah.
288
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,701
Uh, well...
289
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,803
Oh the switchboard.
290
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,637
- Where's Dottie?
291
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,038
- Oh she left early.
292
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,040
- Well answer that.
293
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,242
This way please.
294
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,010
- Oh good evening
folks, may I help you?
295
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,511
- Oh yes, I'm Oliver Douglas.
296
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,345
This is my wife.
297
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,180
- Hello there.
298
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,414
- How do you do?
299
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,849
I'm Bob Carter, Manager
of the Moana Rexford.
300
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,084
We expected you earlier.
301
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,685
- Well the plane was late.
302
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,188
There was some nut
screaming and yelling.
303
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,924
- Well I'm glad
you finally got here.
304
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,459
- Did you reserve a nice
surfbroad for my husband?
305
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,430
- Well no I didn't you see...
306
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,699
- My wife meant surfboard.
307
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,869
- Oh well that I think
we can take care of.
308
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,405
- Oh good.
- Excuse me.
309
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,774
Molly this is Mr. and Mrs.
Douglas they have a reservation.
310
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,344
- Oh yes, we reserved a very
nice room on the third floor.
311
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,580
- Instead of that, we'd like
to have the honeymoon suite.
312
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,850
- The honeymoon suite?
313
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,119
- Well this isn't an
official honeymoon.
314
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,753
We didn't get married.
315
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:08,891
- You um...
- She means this time.
316
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,592
This is our fifth honeymoon.
317
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,798
- May I have the key to the
honeymoon suite please?
318
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,899
- The honeymoon suite?
319
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:17,923
- Yes, 1078.
320
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,896
- Come on.
321
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,882
The honeymoon suite.
322
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,650
With the choice of two bedrooms.
323
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,118
- Two?
324
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,222
- Some honeymoon couples
come equipped with families.
325
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,621
Come and look around.
326
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,497
- Oh it's beautiful Pam.
327
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,199
- Well I guess
you two are tired.
328
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,835
Like to go to bed, or watch
television, or something.
329
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,738
- Thanks Pam.
330
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:56,605
- Thanks.
331
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,629
- Good night.
332
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,073
- Here we are.
333
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,888
Pam what are you doing here?
334
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,957
- Oh I was just checking to
see that everything was alright.
335
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,292
- Oh!
336
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,927
Well this is my daughter Pamela.
337
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:18,961
This is Mr. and Mrs. Douglas.
338
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,196
- Hello dear.
339
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,130
- How do you do?
340
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,064
It's very nice to meet you.
341
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,832
- She speaks with an accident.
342
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,204
- Look who's talking of
speaking with an accident.
343
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,973
- My daughter was raised
and educated in England.
344
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,208
- Oh!
345
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,010
- Mr. and Mrs. Douglas
have rented this suite.
346
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,611
- Oh I'm sorry to hear that.
347
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,946
- Huh?
348
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:37,880
- I mean I'm sorry they didn't
349
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,382
take the room they'd reserved.
350
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,738
It's much nicer.
351
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,187
- The suite has two bedrooms.
352
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,789
- Oh Daddy no they
wouldn't like that one.
353
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,291
- Why not?
354
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,792
- Well you know how damp
that one gets this time of year.
355
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,128
I'm sure it wouldn't do
Mr. Douglas's rheumatism any good.
356
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,031
- Oliver, isn't that
thoughtful of her?
357
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,598
- Ah thoughtful, I don't
have any rheuma...
358
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,234
- This one's much nicer.
359
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,364
- Oh Oliver.
360
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,711
Oh it's lovely!
361
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,048
- It has a nice balcony
overlooking the ocean.
362
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,715
Mr. Douglas can sit
out there in the sun.
363
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,118
It'll be so good
for his arthritis.
364
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,586
- Oh he has rheumatism.
365
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,555
- I don't have...
366
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,091
- Pam will you
please go downstairs.
367
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,492
- Yes.
368
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,516
Excuse me.
369
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,433
Put those in there Joe
before they change their mind.
370
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,457
- Right.
371
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,408
No trouble at all.
372
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,379
I'll take care of it as
soon as I get downstairs.
373
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,092
- I've got to get
them out of there.
374
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,296
Why don't they answer?
375
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,431
- Well if you were on your
honeymoon would you?
376
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,970
- Hello.
377
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,173
- Pack your clothes
and get out of there fast.
378
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,708
- Hello.
379
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,876
Hello!
380
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,511
- Who was that?
381
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,745
- I don't know.
382
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,381
Somebody said, to
pack and get out of here.
383
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,116
- I told you we should
have gotten married.
384
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,618
- Oh that's a...
385
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,253
- Oh I don't know
what it is with you.
386
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,788
The house stick always
spots you right away.
387
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,425
- For the love...
388
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,795
- Oliver why don't we order some
champagne and caviar, hmm?
389
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,053
- Oh good idea.
390
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,490
- Oh it's 1078.
391
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,408
- Aren't you packed yet?
392
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,875
- This is Mr. Douglas.
393
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,111
- Oh I'm sorry, may I help you?
394
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,514
- Can you connect me
with room service please?
395
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,348
- I'll take care of it.
396
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,382
What would you like?
397
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,550
- Molly.
398
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,574
Molly!
399
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,686
- Oh yes Mr. Carter?
400
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,787
- Have you seen Pam?
401
00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,988
- Pam who?
402
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,146
- My daughter.
403
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,095
- Well it seems to me I
just saw her somewhere.
404
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,398
- Well if you see her, tell
her to come to my office.
405
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,422
- Yes sir.
406
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,139
Your Father wants you...
- I heard him.
407
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,607
- Where are you going?
408
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,831
- I've got to take some caviar
and champagne up to 1078.
409
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,252
- Oh hi Pam.
410
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,420
- Richard you and Lily must...
411
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,389
- Champagne and caviar?
412
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,023
Oh Pam you didn't
have to do this.
413
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,058
Thanks very much.
414
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,159
- Oh no, no.
415
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,383
No Richard, no that's not.
416
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,254
- Yes?
417
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,157
- Peace.
418
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,637
- Did you want something?
419
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,763
- Yes I just wondered if
you had enough ashtrays?
420
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,411
- We don't smoke.
421
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,955
- Well then I guess
you do have enough.
422
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,081
Good night!
423
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,382
- Good night.
424
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,359
- Oliver, it's been
over a half an hour.
425
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,495
Didn't the champagne
get here yet?
426
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,519
- No.
427
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,099
- Well why didn't
you call again?
428
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,667
- Oh they'll bring it.
429
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,376
There that must be room service.
430
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,450
What the?
431
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,817
- What's that?
432
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,319
A half a bottle of champagne
433
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,721
and some half-eaten caviar.
434
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,257
- Is it cheaper this way?
435
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,881
- Well I didn't or...
436
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,132
- May I help you?
437
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,367
- Yes this is Mr. Douglas.
438
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,768
I called room service
and they brought up
439
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,604
a half a bottle of champagne
440
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,540
and some partially eaten caviar.
441
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,542
- Well isn't that the
way you ordered it sir?
442
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,701
No I
443
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,416
Could I talk to the
Manager please?
444
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,884
- Molly.
445
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,688
- It's Mr. Douglas, he
wants to talk to the Manager.
446
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,811
- Plug me in.
447
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,226
Managers office may I help you?
448
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,360
- This is Mr. Douglas.
449
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,128
I'd like to talk to the Manager.
450
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,298
- Well I'm afraid he
isn't here right now.
451
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,166
- I have a half a
bottle of champagne
452
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,801
and some caviar
that's been eaten...
453
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,236
- Oh leave it outside the door
454
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,980
and the maid will pick
it up in the morning.
455
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,973
Look please, would you
let me talk to the Manager?
456
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,042
- I've told you the Manager
is not here right now.
457
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,299
- Oh yes he is.
458
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:37,946
- Hello this is Bob Carter.
459
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,749
- This is Mr. Douglas in 1078.
460
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,587
There's something very
strange going on here.
461
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:45,611
- I'll be right up.
462
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,291
- Where are you going?
463
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,593
- Up to 1078.
464
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:51,893
- But that's the
honeymoon suite.
465
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,128
You can't go up there
at this time of night.
466
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,597
- Pam I don't know
what is going on here.
467
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,031
But I'm sure that
when I find out
468
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,299
it's going to have
something to do with you.
469
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,133
- But Dad.
470
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,635
- Let go of my arm.
471
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,003
- Oh Mrs. Grayson, Dad was
just on his way up to get you.
472
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,272
- I was not.
473
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,740
- You were to.
474
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,609
He's going to take you to
the tiki room for a cocktail.
475
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,710
- Oh well isn't that sweet.
476
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,245
- Well no listen I can't...
477
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,512
- Well I'd tell you it's
a little late for cocktails
478
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:11,647
but I'd love to have
a nightcap with you.
479
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,581
- Yes but I have to...
480
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,550
- I'll take care of 1078.
481
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,384
Have fun.
482
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,318
- Thank you.
483
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,253
- Manager's on his way up.
484
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,154
- Is he going to throw us out?
485
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,823
- Why should he throw us out?
486
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,659
- I thought I heard voices.
487
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,683
- Well...
488
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,664
No wonder you wanted a
suite with two bedrooms.
489
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,066
You've got girls stashed
away in every room.
490
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,536
- I don't even know who...
491
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,672
- You ought to take it
easy with your arthritis.
492
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,840
- Rheumatism.
493
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,175
- What's going on here?
494
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,645
- This happens to be our suite.
495
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,647
- Richard, you and Lily
have just got to get out of here
496
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,682
before, oh I see
you've already met.
497
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,017
- Yes would you mind explaining
498
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,919
what these people
are doing here?
499
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,820
- Explain?
500
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,221
- Yes.
501
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,224
- Well, Richard and
Lily just got married,
502
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,526
and they were going to
spend their honeymoon
503
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,194
with this bartender.
504
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,664
- That's who he wanted to
spend his honeymoon with.
505
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,233
- Well since they couldn't
afford a real honeymoon,
506
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,002
I said they could
use the suite here.
507
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,771
Because I didn't know
you were going to take it.
508
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,340
Ah!
509
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,675
Well I understand.
510
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,142
- We don't want to
get Pam in trouble.
511
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,911
We'll pack our things
and get right out.
512
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,579
- Why do you have to do that?
513
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:20,316
There are two bedrooms.
514
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,050
- We couldn't...
- Oh why not?
515
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,985
Here you be our guests.
516
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,087
- Well...
- I tell you what,
517
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:30,392
we'll all have breakfast
together in the morning.
518
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:31,694
But not too early.
519
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,976
- The next time you
bring any of your friends
520
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,044
into this hotel.
521
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,079
- The Douglas's didn't mind Dad.
522
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,648
They were quite happy about it.
523
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,882
- They could have started
a lot of trouble for the hotel
524
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,784
if they'd wanted to.
525
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,453
- I don't why you're so grouchy.
526
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,221
Everything worked out just fine.
527
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,422
- Luckily.
528
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:01,357
- Oh by the way,
how was your evening
529
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,858
with Mrs. Grayson?
530
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,160
- And that's another thing,
stay out of my love life.
531
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,252
- I'm sorry.
532
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,131
Guess I've done it again.
533
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,367
- You certainly have.
534
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,968
- I don't mean to meddle.
535
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,302
- But you do.
536
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,872
Why don't you just relax?
537
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,040
And try not to help me.
538
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,876
It's too much of a strain.
539
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,245
- Well if that's the
way you want it?
540
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,247
- That's the way I want it.
541
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,015
- Okay, from now
on I promise not to...
542
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,340
- Hello.
543
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,053
What?
544
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,077
Porpoises?
545
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,625
I didn't order any porpoises.
546
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:37,760
What?
547
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,216
Oh wait a second.
548
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,352
Young lady.
549
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,772
Do you know anything
about three live porpoises
550
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:53,742
who's just been
delivered to this hotel?
551
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,010
- Oh them?
552
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,180
Well you see Dad, I met
this man and he was stuck
553
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,850
with these porpoises, so I
thought it would be a great
554
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,184
publicity idea for the...
555
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,687
- Where are you
going to put them?
556
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:06,855
- In the swimming pool?
557
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,848
- I'll call you back.
558
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,665
In the swimming.
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