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- Oh doggone it!
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- Hello there Mr. Drucker.
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- Oh good morning.
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- Good morning.
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- What are you looking for?
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- My hammer.
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- Why do you keep
it in the pickle barrel?
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- Well I don't...
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- Shouldn't you keep it
in the hammer barrel?
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- What's a hammer barrel?
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- It's like a pickle
barrel, but for hammers.
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- There's no such thing.
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- Oh, the Carpenters
are having a ball.
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Are we going to go?
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- Well I...
- Got it!
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My bowling trophy.
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Well if you folks
would like to go,
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Ralph Monroe left
some tickets here.
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She's chairman of the
entertainment committee.
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- Oh that sounds
like a lot of fun.
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- No, not to me it doesn't.
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I don't think I'll...
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- You'll enjoy it Mr. Douglas.
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Well how'd my portable
radio get in here?
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- What do they do at the ball?
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- Well besides dancing
they have nail driving,
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scaffold racing, barrel
rolling, sawhorse racing.
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- Oh that sounds
like a lot of fun.
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Oliver why don't we go?
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- I don't wanna go.
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- I don't remember
dropping this in here.
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- Yeah, well you...
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- Well, it didn't hurt it any.
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Pickle juice preserved it.
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- Oliver I think you
should buy tickets.
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- No, I don't want to go...
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- One thing you'll like,
they have a beauty contest.
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- Oh?
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- Ralph Monroe
came in 2nd last year.
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- She did?
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Who won?
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- A fella named Homer Jenkins.
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- A fellow?
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- Yeah, they had
to let them enter
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because they didn't
have enough pretty girls.
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- I think we should go Oliver.
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- I told ya, I don't want to go.
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- Doggone, a pickle!
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Wonder how that got in there.
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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm living is the life for me
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♪ Land spreading
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan, just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Goodbye, city life
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♪ Green Acres we are there
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- Oliver, why don't
we buy tickets?
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- I told you, no I don't
wanna go to that stupid ball.
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- That proves what
my father always said.
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You're a big drag.
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- I don't care what
your father said.
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- What are we going
to do Saturday night?
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- Well I don't know about you,
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but I'm gonna watch a
TV special on ecology.
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- Who's in it?
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- Tiny Tim.
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- I like him.
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- It's a documentary
on pollution.
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- You don't have to watch
TV to know how to get polluted.
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- It's not that
kind of pollution.
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- What other kind do you know?
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- Lisa, what's happening
to our environment
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is a lot more important
than going to a dance.
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- That's what you always say.
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- I never said that before.
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- Well then where did I hear it?
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- I haven't the fainest idea.
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Well what's, Eb, what
do you think you're doing?
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- Oh I'm just practicing
for the nail driving contest.
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It's the highlight of the ball.
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- And you don't want to go.
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- No, I...
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- The winner gets a gold
plated hammer worth $6.98 retail!
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- And you don't want to go.
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- No, I don't.
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- Time me.
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- Cut that out!
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- That was very good.
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You did that in four seconds.
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- Hey, I'm getting better.
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Well of course
this ain't a real test.
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This wood's pretty rotten.
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- No, it's not rotten.
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- Are you going to
take Darlene to the ball?
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- Yes ma'am.
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Hey that reminds me.
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I've gotta go over and see her.
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We've gotta practice for
the two handed saw contest.
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- Why don't you
practice plowing the field?
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- Is that one of the
events at the ball?
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- No.
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- Then why should I practice it?
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- He's right.
- He's not.
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- I'll see ya later.
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- Eb, come back.
- Howdy doody.
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- Hello there Ralph.
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- Are you practicing for
the nail driving contest?
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- No, I'm not.
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- You'll never get
anywhere with that grip.
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Here, let me show ya.
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- Will ya stop that?
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- That's very good.
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You did that in three seconds.
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- That's a snap.
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This wood is so crummy.
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- Look, you...
- Have you bought
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your tickets yet for
the Carpenter's Ball?
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- I'm not going to the ball.
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- Your father was right.
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He is a big drag.
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- He wants to stay
home and watch TV.
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- Well when you get his age,
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I guess that's about all the
excitement you can handle.
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- Oh you're a funny carpenter.
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- You're gonna
miss a big evening.
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We're gonna have a steak and
lobster dinner with champagne,
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and two dance bands
and $500 in door prizes.
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- Oh, that sounds wonderful.
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How much are the tickets?
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- 50 cents each.
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- 50 cents?
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- Little too rich for
your blood huh?
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- What blood?
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- He's not only a
drag, he's anemic.
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- If you two ladies
will excuse me.
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- Well it looks like I'm
not going to go to your ball.
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- Oh that's a shame.
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- Who are you going with?
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- Well I wouldn't go with
anyone but Hanky Kimball.
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- Oh that's nice.
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- Yeah, it would be
nice if he'd ask me.
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- Doesn't look
like he's going to.
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- With a man you
never wait for asking.
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You got to take
the bull by the corn.
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- Well I can't ask him.
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- You don't have to ask.
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Just drop a couple of
hints that you're available.
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- Well I would if I
could corner him,
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but he keeps avoiding me.
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- Well pick a spot
where he can't avoid you.
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- Hanky!
- Hmm?
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Hanky!
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- Holy smokes it's Ralph.
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No, I'm trying to
keep Ralph outta here.
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- Hanky!
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- How'd you get in here?
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- I was waiting for
you in the closet.
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- Oh well that's a good
place to wait, yeah.
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Why don't you go back
and wait 'til I get here.
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- I was gonna ask if you
wanna go to the Carpenter's Ball.
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- Oh of course, I
never miss that.
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Well, not never.
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I did miss one.
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Or was it two.
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No, it was, come to think of it,
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I've never been to one.
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- How would you
like to go this year?
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- Oh gee, I'd like to,
but I haven't got a date.
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- Oh.
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I haven't got a date either.
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- Then why don't we go stag
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and see if we can pick
up a couple of girls?
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- If you didn't have
such an animal attraction
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I'd belt you.
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Are you gonna take me to the
dance Saturday night or not?
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- Saturday night huh?
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Oh, just remembered, I'm busy.
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- Doing what?
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- Well I have to
sit with my mother.
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That's her night
to get the bends.
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- The bends?
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- Yeah see Saturday
she goes deep sea diving
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and then Saturday night she
comes home with the bends.
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- Hanky.
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- Oh say, that reminds
me, oh I gotta go home
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and check her air valve.
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She's been getting
bubbles in her head piece.
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- Hey look, I'm starved.
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What's for lunch?
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- Why don't you
look in the refrigerator
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and see what's up for grabs?
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- Oh now look.
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What are you doing?
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- Figuring out
how to help Ralph.
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That poor girl just called.
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She's got a problem.
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- Yes, I've seen her.
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- Oliver.
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She want Mr. Kimball
to take her to the ball.
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But he can't.
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Because his mother
has bubbles in her head.
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- Bubbles in her head.
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She's probably been
listening to too many
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Lawrence Welk records.
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- Oh, if I could just figure out
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how to get Mr. Kimball
to take her out.
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- Take my advice,
don't interfere.
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If he doesn't wanna
take her, that's up to him.
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- But he thinks he
doesn't want to take her.
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But after I have a
little talk with him,
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he'll change his mind.
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- Just what are you
gonna say to him?
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- I haven't figured
that out yet.
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- Well do you mind if I have
lunch while you're figuring?
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- Never could face a crisis.
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How to get Mr. Kimball?
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I think I've got it.
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Oh hello there Mr Kimball.
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I was just going up
the pole to call you.
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- Oh well you go
right ahead, I'll wait.
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- As long as you are
here I can talk to you
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without the pole.
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- Oh yeah, I guess
you could do that.
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- Well what I was going to say.
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Oh, by the way, did
you get the bubbles
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out of your mother's head yet?
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- Bubbles?
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Oh, no that was just a story
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I told Ralph to get out
of taking her to the ball.
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- Why don't you
want to take her?
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Don't you like her?
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- Oh she's not too bad.
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Well she's not too good either.
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Well, she does have some nice,
240
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well they're not really nice,
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they're um, I'll say
one thing for her.
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She's a mess.
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- Mr. Kimball, that's not
a very nice thing to say.
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- Well I didn't mean it...
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- If you don't take
Ralph to the ball,
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who are you going to take?
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- Oh I'm not going.
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I don't have a date.
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- Would you go if
you did have one?
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- Oh sure.
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- How would you like to take me?
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- Take you where?
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- To the ball.
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What do you say?
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- Well it's fine with me, but
what about what's his name?
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- Don't worry about
what's his name.
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- Then it's a date.
258
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,320
You can pick me up
Saturday night about eight.
259
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,689
- I thought you
would pick me up.
260
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,790
- Where?
- Here.
261
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,992
- What about what's his name?
262
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,094
- Oh he'll be watching TV.
263
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,061
- Hey that's smart.
264
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,031
You keep him busy while we're,
265
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,099
well you know what I mean.
266
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,368
- Then I'll see you
Saturday night.
267
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,704
Right.
268
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,227
Well so long, Lis.
269
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,846
- Did you solve
your problem yet?
270
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:14,450
- Yes Oliver, I'm going
to ball with another man.
271
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,640
- That's fine.
272
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,221
Don't you want
to know who it is?
273
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,456
- No.
274
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,825
But I have a feeling
you'll tell me anyhow.
275
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,917
- I'm going to ball
with Mr. Kimball.
276
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,033
- Mr. Kimball!
277
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,101
- Now I suppose you want to know
278
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,203
why I am going with Mr. Kimball.
279
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,204
- So you can get him to the ball
280
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,140
and then turn him over to Ralph.
281
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:41,644
- Well, you're not as dumb
as my father said you were.
282
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:45,048
- Didn't your father ever
say anything nice about me?
283
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,448
- He did once.
284
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,852
But I don't remember
what it was.
285
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,388
- I still think you should
mind your own business.
286
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,980
- If I did, I wouldn't
be a true Hungarian.
287
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,062
- I don't believe it.
288
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,462
- Well I'll tell ya it's true.
289
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,364
- Well why would Mrs.
Douglas want to go to the ball
290
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,700
with Hank Kimball.
291
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,267
- Well that's what
I can't understand
292
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,136
when I'm available.
293
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,005
- Does Mr. Douglas
know about it?
294
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,073
- I doubt it.
295
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,308
He's not too bright.
296
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,510
- Well I just can't believe it.
297
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,679
- Well I guess the
marriage is over.
298
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,314
But I saw it coming.
299
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,582
- Why would they split up?
300
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,951
- Well I guess his
being such a big drag
301
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,721
had something to do with it.
302
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,222
- Hi Fred, hi Sam.
303
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,256
- Oh hello Haney.
304
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,758
- Well, free coffee?
305
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,459
- I guess so.
306
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,995
- You fellas heard the sad news?
307
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,031
- About Hank Kimball
and Mrs. Douglas?
308
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,298
- Yep.
309
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,500
They're running off
together to Acapulco
310
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,936
Saturday night.
311
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,904
- Oh that's the silliest thing.
312
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,372
- Acapulco huh?
313
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,875
Well I heard they's just
going to the ball together.
314
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,810
- That's their cover story.
315
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:51,848
While Mr. Douglas is
watching his ecologist special,
316
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:56,040
they'll be sipping margaritas
on the lovebird flight.
317
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,721
- That's nonsense.
318
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,757
Mrs. Douglas isn't
that kind of a woman.
319
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,859
- That's what they
said about Cleopatra
320
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:06,662
just before she run
off with Richard Burton.
321
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,164
- Cleopatra didn't...
322
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,767
- I still can't figure why
she picked Hank Kimball.
323
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:14,637
- Well I've heard he has
a certain animal attraction.
324
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,606
- Well I never seen no
dogs running after him.
325
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,109
- It ain't that
kind of attraction.
326
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,911
It's the kind that
made Toby Wing
327
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,847
run off with Wallace Berry.
328
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,048
- Oh for the love of...
329
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:29,085
- My wife had a big
thing for Wallace Berry.
330
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,588
I wish he'da took
her instead of Toby.
331
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,723
- You two better stop
spreading this rumor.
332
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,625
- It ain't no rumor.
333
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,829
- I kinda hate to see the
Douglas marriage break up.
334
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,497
- Maybe it don't have to.
335
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,632
Maybe I can salvage it.
336
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,234
- What do you got in mind Haney?
337
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:49,038
- Sam, I ain't one to let a
marriage go down the drain
338
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:53,409
when they might be a few
dollars stuffed in the pipe.
339
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,281
Heya.
340
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,615
- Well hello there Mr. Haney.
341
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,583
- Hello old chum.
342
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,819
- Old chum?
343
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,254
- Oh doggone, you
look as woe be gone
344
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,112
as a catfish in
dried up mud lark.
345
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,159
- What does that...
346
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,660
- Is Mrs. Douglas around?
347
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,594
- No.
348
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,563
- She never is anymore is she?
349
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,832
No wonder you look
350
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:20,169
as sad as a pelican with
a mouthful of porcupine.
351
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,205
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
352
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,806
And I don't think you do either.
353
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,541
- Well I guess the husband
354
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,111
is always the last
one to find out.
355
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,013
- Find out what?
356
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,037
- My card.
357
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,285
- Haney's marriage
salvage service.
358
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,921
- For the nominal fee of $200
359
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:42,191
I will see that your
wife don't leave ya.
360
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,759
- Leave me?
361
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,994
My wife isn't going to...
362
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,663
- Mr. Douglas, it
pains me to tell ya
363
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,933
that your wife is involved
with another man.
364
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,169
Who shall be nameless.
365
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,703
- Oh Mr. Haney.
366
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,475
- So from now on we shall
refer to him as Hank nameless.
367
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,778
Or no name
Kimball if you prefer.
368
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,068
- Hank Kimball?
369
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,985
- He's the man your
wife is enameled with.
370
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,820
- That's ridicu, it's
also the wrong word.
371
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,356
It's enamored.
372
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,892
- Do you know what's
happening Saturday night?
373
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,761
- Yes, my wife is going to
the ball with Hank Kimball.
374
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:23,266
You swallowed their
cover story, huh?
375
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,402
You haven't heard
about their margarita flight
376
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,426
to Acapulco?
377
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,339
- Mr. Haney my wife is...
378
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,109
- Tut tut now, don't
blame it all on her.
379
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,279
You're no Wallace
Berry you know.
380
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,047
- Wallace Berry?
381
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,548
Look, Mr. Haney I...
382
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,151
- Now, now, now, let's
not get over emotionalized.
383
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:46,422
I am here to help you as
soon as I get your $200.
384
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,857
- I'm not paying you any $200.
385
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,127
- Well I'm sure you'll
change your mind
386
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,863
when I show you the
solution to your problem.
387
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,287
- I don't have a.
388
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,223
- Oh Ms. Solution.
389
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,637
- Ms. Solution?
390
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,707
- This is Ingrid.
391
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,176
- How do you do?
392
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,280
- Shh, don't say anything
until I get the $200.
393
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,916
Ingrid is a Norwegian import.
394
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,252
- How do you...
- Don't.
395
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,022
We smuggled her in with a
boat load of kippered herring.
396
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,257
- Of all the...
397
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,592
- Now Ingrid will be
your date at the ball.
398
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,827
- How do...
- Shh.
399
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,962
- What, what do
you mean my date?
400
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,430
- Don't you see?
401
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:31,167
You walk in there with this
ravishing creature on your arm,
402
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,469
your wife'll get
insanely jealous
403
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,494
and she'll come
crawling back to ya.
404
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,907
- Oh boy.
405
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,742
- Now if you'll just
sign this contract.
406
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:41,978
- I'm not going to...
407
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,813
- As you can see it
contains an if clause.
408
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,450
If things work out
between you and Ingrid
409
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,551
and if you decide
to get married,
410
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,921
there'll be a
small finder's fee.
411
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,256
- Mr. Haney.
412
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,025
You're out of your mind.
413
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,461
Now take Ms. Kippered
Herring and get out of here.
414
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,118
- Well but Mr...
- Goodbye!
415
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,066
- Come on Ingrid.
416
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,802
- What about the
$10 you promised me?
417
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,804
- Get on the truck
or I'll report you
418
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,329
to the immigration department.
419
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,383
- Lisa, Lisa!
420
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,217
- What's the matter?
421
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,784
- I wanna talk to you.
422
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,920
Do you know what you've
done with your meddling?
423
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:28,224
- No but I'll look
for it you need it.
424
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,492
- Look, will you be serious?
425
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,294
Mr. Haney was just
here to save our marriage.
426
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,562
- From what?
427
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,398
- There's a stupid
rumor going around
428
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,766
that not only are you going
to the ball with Mr. Kimball,
429
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,735
but he's taking you to Acapulco.
430
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,739
- Oh, Mr. Kimball
didn't tell me that part.
431
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,741
- Lisa, will you please.
432
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,109
- That might be fun.
433
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,678
I've never been there.
434
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,347
- Lisa, everyone thinks
you and Mr. Kimball
435
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,182
have a romance going.
436
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,951
- Where did they get that idea?
437
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,986
- Where do the people
around here ever get any ideas?
438
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,488
They make 'em up.
439
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,259
- If Ralph hears about this,
she might misunderstand.
440
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,760
- Yeah, she might.
441
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,262
- I guess I'd better
go and call her
442
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,354
and tell her why I made
the date with Mr. Kimball.
443
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,969
- Lisa, take my advice,
now drop the whole thing.
444
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,778
- Well, if it isn't
sexless Harry.
445
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,280
- What?
446
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,781
- If you were man enough
to keep your wife at home
447
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,284
she wouldn't be running
around with my boyfriend.
448
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,019
- She's not running
around with your boyfriend!
449
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,254
- Oh no?
450
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,456
Then why are they
planning to take
451
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,758
the Roman Cola
flight to Rio de Janero?
452
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,227
They're not take.
453
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,661
Look, my wife is up on the pole
454
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,063
trying to phone you right now.
455
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,131
Why don't you go
out and talk to her.
456
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,632
She'll explain.
457
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,767
- What kind of a story
did you give her to tell me?
458
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,969
- I didn't give her any story.
459
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,404
This whole thing was a plan...
460
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,973
- Oh I get it, a plan huh?
461
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,442
You're trying to pawn your
wife off on my boyfriend
462
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,712
so you can do your
thing with Ingrid.
463
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,946
- What thing?
464
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,849
- Well whatever you do
with a kippered herring.
465
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,084
- Oh for...
466
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,019
- You must be pretty
proud of yourself.
467
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,021
You've wrecked four lives.
468
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,490
No, three.
469
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,459
Yours was already a wreck!
470
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,483
- Oh you!
471
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,998
- There wasn't any
answer at Ralph's.
472
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,733
- She was just here.
473
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,901
- Well why didn't you call me?
474
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,836
- I didn't get a chance.
475
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,271
All she did was bawl me out.
476
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,872
- What did you do to her?
477
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,407
- I didn't do anything.
478
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,743
- But did you explain
the misunderstanding?
479
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,145
- She wouldn't listen.
480
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,779
She accused me of
planning the whole thing,
481
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,314
wrecking everybody's life.
482
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,952
- That's what you get for
sticking out your big nose.
483
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,254
- Me?
484
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,689
You're the one who
started this whole mess.
485
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,146
- No, it was you.
486
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,727
If you would have agreed
to take me to the ball
487
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,296
instead of watching TV,
488
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,065
I wouldn't have made
that date with Mr. Kimball.
489
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,567
- You shouldn't
have made the date.
490
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,602
That town's built the whole
thing up into at big scandal.
491
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,604
You're running around
together, going to the ball,
492
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,040
he's flying to Rio
de Janero with you.
493
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,241
- Oh?
494
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,044
He changed his
mind about Acapulco?
495
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,068
- Oh Lisa.
496
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,183
- I better call Mr. Kimball
and straighten him out.
497
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,472
- Just drop it.
498
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,521
- No.
499
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,390
As my father, the
king, always said,
500
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,693
never leave your friends
up the creek without a paddle
501
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,564
because you may meet
them coming down again.
502
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,302
- Oh hello Mr. Kimball.
503
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,536
- Don't hello me.
504
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,271
I just come over to
punch you in the nose.
505
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,139
- What's your problem?
506
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,809
- I'll tell ya my problem, it's.
507
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,377
No that's my mother's problem.
508
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,912
My problem is, uh.
509
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,248
- Mr. Kimball, why don't
you go talk to my wife.
510
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,216
She's trying to...
511
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,417
- That's my problem, your wife.
512
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,019
Did you know she's
running around with me?
513
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,454
- I've heard.
514
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,888
- Well so did my boss.
515
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,390
And when he found
out I was running around
516
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,993
with a married woman,
well he was very put out.
517
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,363
No, he wasn't put out, I was.
518
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,387
He fired me.
519
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,466
- He fired you?
520
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,335
- Yeah, and it's all your fault.
521
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,569
If you kept your wife happy
522
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,870
she wouldn't go
chasing after me.
523
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,839
- She's not chasing after you!
524
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,040
- Then how come she's
planning to take me
525
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,310
to Paris on a champagne flight?
526
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,279
- I don't believe this.
527
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,248
- Well, your little
scheme worked.
528
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,482
- What scheme?
529
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,683
- Yeah, the one to
keep your wife busy
530
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,652
while you're playing
footsy with Ingrid, huh?
531
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,555
The pickled herring girl.
532
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,957
- I am not playing
footsy with her.
533
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,292
- Oh?
534
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,093
What are you playing?
535
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,895
- Goodbye Mr. Kimball.
536
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,919
- Goodbye.
537
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,069
- Oliver, Mr. Kimball
wasn't home either.
538
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,672
- If you'd just hang around
here, you'd meet everybody.
539
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,407
Mr. Kimball was just here.
540
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,608
- What did he want?
541
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,143
- He wanted to
punch me in the nose.
542
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,000
- Now what did you do?
543
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,481
- You did it.
544
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,216
Mr. Kimball was just fired
because of this whole mess.
545
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,485
- Oh that's terrible.
546
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,253
I'd better call his boss
and straighten it out.
547
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,554
- No you don't.
548
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,055
You've done enough
straightening out.
549
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,324
You've got everybody thinking
there's something going on
550
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,225
between you and Kimball,
between me and Ingrid,
551
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,794
everybody is flying...
552
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,929
- Hold it, hold it, let's
back up to you and Ingrid.
553
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:01,953
Who is she?
554
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,767
- Well she's uh...
555
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,003
- Oh so that's why you wanted
to push me onto Mr. Kimball,
556
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,638
so that you and Ingrid could...
557
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,139
- Oh forget Ingrid.
558
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,874
- You don't seem
to be able to forget it.
559
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,876
You keep mentioning her name.
560
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:19,047
- Lisa, there's only one
way to stop these rumors.
561
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:22,718
- I'm glad you decided
to take me to the ball.
562
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,353
- I had no other choice.
563
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,188
When people see us
together they'll stop talking
564
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,024
about our marriage
going on the rocks.
565
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:29,858
You ready?
566
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,393
- In a minute.
567
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:34,129
Oh by the way, where are
we going to go after the ball?
568
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,919
- We are coming home.
569
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,801
- I had a better date
with Mr. Kimball.
570
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:41,670
He was going to
fly me to Acapulco.
571
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,171
- Let's go.
572
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,542
- Oh, you forgot your hammer
for the nail driving contest.
573
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,810
- Come on.
574
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,049
- You're not going to
be much fun at the party.
575
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,417
- I'm not going
there to have fun.
576
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,219
I'm going.
577
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:02,658
- Hello dear!
578
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,160
It's so nice to see
you together again.
579
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,428
- Yeah.
580
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,463
Well we talked it
over Mr. Douglas.
581
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,331
And we decided to play your way.
582
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:10,566
- My way?
583
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,000
- The four of us
will double date.
584
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,270
- Double date?
- Well, let's go.
585
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,740
Come on Lis.
586
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,207
- Hey come back here.
587
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,809
She's going with me.
588
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,844
- You don't need her.
589
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,145
I'm your date sweetie.
590
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,515
- I'm not taking
you to the ball.
591
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:29,251
- Well if you'd rather we
stay home and watch TV.
592
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,442
- We're going to the ball.
593
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,926
- Oliver, when are
you coming to bed?
594
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:38,861
In a minute.
595
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,296
- Oh, wasn't it a fun party?
596
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,420
- Oh, a riot.
597
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,033
I don't know how
I let you talk me
598
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:49,137
into entering that stupid
nail driving contest.
599
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,674
- Well I told you you
should have practiced.
600
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:53,809
Does it hurt?
601
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,377
- Of course it hurts.
602
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:56,978
- Well come to bed.
603
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,881
It'll feel better.
604
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,649
- Could we forget
the whole thing?
605
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,918
It was a shambles.
606
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,920
- It wasn't a complete shambles.
607
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,524
You did come in 3rd
in the beauty contest.
608
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,726
- I didn't enter
the beauty contest.
609
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,629
I was just walking by to
get you a drink of water.
610
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,197
Somebody pinned a ribbon on me.
611
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:20,268
- You could have won it if you
had been nicer to the judges.
612
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,960
- Lisa, I'd like to go to sleep.
613
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,707
- One last thing.
614
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:28,410
What went on
between you and Ingrid?
615
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,946
I told ya, nothing.
616
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,247
- Are you sure?
617
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,982
- Yes, I'm sure.
618
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:37,018
- And you won't ever
think of her again?
619
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,353
- No.
620
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,255
Now goodnight.
621
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,279
- Goodnight.
622
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:46,651
- Lisa.
623
00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:48,797
- What?
624
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,723
- Do we have any kippered
herring in the house?
625
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:42,072
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