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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,901 - Lisa, I'm starved, what are we gonna... 2 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:28,038 What's the duck doing on the table? 3 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:31,274 - He's having lunch, except he doesn't want to eat. 4 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,576 - Well, he doesn't have to have it on the table. 5 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,712 Alright, duck, get off. 6 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:39,804 - Oliver, you know he only understands Hungarian. 7 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,853 - Tell him to get off the table. 8 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,326 - If you were any kind of a father 9 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:52,162 you'd learn to talk to him in Hungarian. 10 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,166 - I'm not planning on talking to him in any language. 11 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,690 Now, can I please have some... 12 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,905 What's that mess? 13 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:04,374 - It's Hungarian duck food. 14 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,777 It's got shredded prunes, jellied liver, 15 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,946 and it's stuffed with a fish sauce. 16 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:15,052 I can't understand why Drobny won't eat it. 17 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:18,555 It used to be his favorite food when he lived in Hungary. 18 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,389 - Fine. 19 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,890 Now, what's for lunch? 20 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,792 - You can have this, he didn't even touch it. 21 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:28,098 - I wouldn't go near that with a snorkel tube. 22 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:31,068 - You love shredded prunes. 23 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,903 - I never had shredded prunes. 24 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:38,097 - You know how you always put fish sauce on everything. 25 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:42,011 - When do I put fish sauce? 26 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,647 - Oliver, I am worried about Drobny. 27 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:48,218 He doesn't eat, he's tossing in his sleep, 28 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,719 and he gets headaches. 29 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,289 - A duck doesn't get... 30 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,257 - I think I know what's wrong with him. 31 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,448 He's homesick for Hungary. 32 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,996 - Then let's send him home. 33 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,965 - Uncle Janos sent him to us as a present, 34 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:04,067 we can't send him back. 35 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,668 - Alright, we'll have him deported. 36 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,138 An anonymous call to the immigration authorities 37 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,162 ought to do it. 38 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,642 - Oliver, that's not a very nice thing to say! 39 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,777 - You've been pampering him too much. 40 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,513 - You don't understand. 41 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,782 Like, all Hungarians he's very sensitive. 42 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,385 Now, if you would play with him once in a while. 43 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,522 - I'm not playing with any dumb duck. 44 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,327 - Now you did it! 45 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,794 - What's he... 46 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,018 - He's going into the bedroom with his security blanket. 47 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:55,185 ♪ Green Acres is the place to be 48 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:58,821 ♪ Farm livin' is the life for me 49 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,925 ♪ Land spreadin' out so far and wide 50 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:07,030 ♪ Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside 51 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:11,067 ♪ New York is where I'd rather stay 52 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:15,004 ♪ I get allergic smelling hay 53 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:19,008 ♪ I just adore a penthouse view 54 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:23,202 ♪ Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue 55 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:30,453 ♪ The chores ♪ The stores ♪ Fresh air 56 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,156 ♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife 57 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,024 ♪ Good bye, city life 58 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,617 ♪ Green Acres we are there 59 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,439 - Lisa? 60 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,476 Lisa! 61 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,857 Lisa, I can't work with all this. 62 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,588 Hey, you dirty. 63 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,136 I ought to give you such a... 64 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,926 - Oh, a child beater! 65 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,974 - I'm not a... He bit me. 66 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,710 - What did you do to him? 67 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,212 - Nothing, I just turned off the record player. 68 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:30,647 - No wonder he bit you. 69 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,683 He was listening to Hungarian Gypsy music. 70 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,719 - Well I don't care... 71 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,086 - They're his favorites. 72 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,088 And if you were any kind of a father 73 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,758 you'd sing one to him once and awhile. 74 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,594 - Will you stop calling me his father? 75 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,467 What was that about? 76 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,001 - He wanted to know what you said, 77 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:54,225 and I told him that you said that you're not his father. 78 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,874 He said he's happy to hear that. 79 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,042 - Can you keep him quiet? 80 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,611 I'm trying to get some work done. 81 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,851 - That's a good, little boy. 82 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,422 - Oh, it's you. 83 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,735 That's all I need. 84 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,439 There's nobody home. 85 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:30,840 - Oliver. 86 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,742 Did I hear Arnold? 87 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,043 - Yes, I was just saying good bye... 88 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,312 - But I was expecting him. 89 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:36,780 Come on in, Arnold. 90 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:38,948 - I don't want him in here I'm trying... 91 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,750 - Oliver, I called the Ziffels 92 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,019 and asked them to send Arnold over 93 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:46,323 so Drobny had someone to play with his own age. 94 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,224 - Honey, I'm not running a zoo. 95 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,693 - Drobny. 96 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,132 - Lisa, please... - Drobny, this is Arnold. 97 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,971 I think they're going to be good friends. 98 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,873 - Not in here, they're not. 99 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,676 - But Arnold came over to play with Drobny. 100 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,077 - They can play outside. 101 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,713 Come on, outside, both of you. 102 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,840 - Play nice. 103 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,956 I wonder what game they're going to play. 104 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,758 - Russian Roulette would be nice. 105 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:22,782 - Oliver! 106 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,740 Well, how are you two getting along? 107 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,578 Oh, that's terrible. 108 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,680 I forgot all about that. 109 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:18,815 - What's the matter now? 110 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,082 - Well, they can't communicate. 111 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,786 You see, Drobny can only speak Hungarian 112 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,488 and Arnold only speaks English. 113 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,692 He also speaks French and Spanish, 114 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,728 and a little bit of Japanese. 115 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,230 - Japanese? 116 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,569 - And sayonara to you too, Arnold. 117 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,320 - Will you shut that thing off? 118 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,098 Drobny! 119 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,000 - Oliver, did... 120 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,202 What happened to the stove pipe? 121 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,204 - Oh, I slammed the door to keep out 122 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,340 that stupid Hungarian rhapsody... 123 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,375 - What are all these papers? 124 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,178 - I'm trying to fill out my state income tax. 125 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,379 - Can Drobny help you? 126 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,147 He has nothing to do. 127 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,317 - Lisa, please let me finish this. 128 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,775 - Alright, darling, go ahead. 129 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,592 What's that $400? 130 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,927 - It's a deduction for business expenses. 131 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:41,230 - Oh, you're going to try to do that again. 132 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,465 - What? 133 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,833 - Remember the last time you tried it 134 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,535 you almost finished up in jail 135 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,638 and I was going to bake you a cake with a saw in it? 136 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,574 - Lisa, please, will you leave me alone? 137 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:52,842 - Alright. 138 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,377 Can I get you some more coffee? 139 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,845 - No thanks. 140 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,536 - I'll get you some. 141 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,149 - Hi. 142 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,651 Hello, Eb. 143 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,953 - Oh, I see the chief is working. 144 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,656 - Yes, and he doesn't want to be disturbed. 145 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,657 - What's he working on? 146 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,925 - His tax form. 147 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,260 - Oh, cheating the government again, huh? 148 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,496 - This time it's the state. 149 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,533 - Look, would you two mind? 150 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:17,767 - You'd better be careful. 151 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,869 Last year we almost lost you to the Feds. 152 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,438 - Eb, will you please? 153 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,306 - If mom hadn't baked you that cake with a file in it 154 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,075 you'd still be in the pokey. 155 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,878 - Eb, will you do me a favor? 156 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,046 - Where's Drobny? 157 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,548 - Listening to Gypsy music. 158 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,850 It soothes his nerves. 159 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:37,386 - Well, I got him a present here that ought to cheer him up. 160 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,410 Drobny! 161 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,256 - Eb, will you... 162 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,390 - What did you get him, Eb? 163 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,892 - This. 164 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,528 The guy in the store said this is real big in Hungary. 165 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,496 It's called a Budapest Banger. 166 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,999 - What does it do? 167 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,968 - I'll show ya. 168 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,536 - Eb, no, no, Eb, alright! 169 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,560 Stop that! 170 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,674 - He doesn't like anything Hungarian. 171 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,780 - Look, take that thing and get out of here will you? 172 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,650 - Look what I got for you, Drobny. 173 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,054 - Show him how it works, Eb. 174 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,188 - No, not in here. 175 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,311 No, no, not... 176 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,096 - Where did the ball go? 177 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,132 - It's in Mr. Douglas' coffee cup. 178 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,068 - What did you put it in there for? 179 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,003 - You nitwit! 180 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,105 You ruined my tax form. 181 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,439 - I'm sorry, Drobny. 182 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,008 I'll see if I can fix it for ya. 183 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,509 - Don't bother, Eb. 184 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,079 I don't think that will help him with his problem. 185 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,502 He needs friends. 186 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,650 - You know it's too bad him and Arnold didn't hit it off. 187 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,620 - Oh, they would have, if there wasn't a language barrier. 188 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,355 - You know something? 189 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,657 If you were any kind of father you would hire a tutor 190 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,826 for Drobny so he could learn some English. 191 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,662 - I'm not his father and I don't... 192 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,131 - I know just what he needs. 193 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,565 He needs a girlfriend. 194 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,702 - Why don't you call your cousin 195 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,237 and see if she'll go out with him? 196 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,739 - Which cousin is that? 197 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,173 - The one with the web feet. 198 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,778 - I wonder where we could find a girl duck. 199 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,913 - Yeah, one that speaks Hungarian. 200 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,549 - Oh, that won't be necessary if they start a romance 201 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:17,419 because love is the one language that everybody understands. 202 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,089 Except him. 203 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,433 Where are you going? 204 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:32,635 - I'm going into Druckers. 205 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,704 I wanna see if he has another tax form. 206 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,972 - I'll go with you. 207 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,374 I'll see if maybe Mr. Drucker knows somebody 208 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,409 who has a girl duck. 209 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:44,814 I told Drobny about the girlfriend and he likes the idea. 210 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,349 - I really don't care what he likes 211 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,886 but if you want to come with me let's go. 212 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,420 - Come on, Drobny, we're going for a ride. 213 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,289 - Oh, no, no, not Drobny. 214 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,724 - Of course. 215 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,160 If he wants to have a girlfriend he's going to be the one 216 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,327 who chooses her. 217 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,896 - I don't wanna take that... 218 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,932 - Anyway, we're not going to be the kind of parents 219 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,802 who are going to choose a romance for their child. 220 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,112 Oh, hello there, Mr. Drucker. 221 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,980 - Hello, Mrs. Douglas. 222 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,215 Mr. Douglas. 223 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,599 - Mr. Drucker, I'd like to get a... 224 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,354 - Oh, hello, Drobny. 225 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,690 Say, how's he feeling? 226 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,657 I heard he was homesick. 227 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,926 - Yes. 228 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,661 He's still pretty down on the dumps. 229 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,998 - The Budapest Banger didn't cheer him up? 230 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,634 - Mr. Drucker, could I please get waited on? 231 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,169 - Sorry, what is it you want? 232 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,039 - We want to get a girl duck for Drobny. 233 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,974 - We want a tax form. 234 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,976 - Do you know anyone that has any? 235 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,212 - Tax forms or a girl duck? 236 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:50,980 - Girl ducks. 237 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,716 - Look, Lisa will you... - Girl ducks, huh? 238 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,285 - And it should be a girl from a good family. 239 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,355 You see Drobny has royal blood in him. 240 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,689 - Oh really? 241 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,025 - Yes, in Hungary his father was the head duck 242 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,727 in the palace barn. 243 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,029 - Oh, well I be. 244 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,732 It's an honor to have you here, your duck-ship. 245 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,068 - Oh for the love of... 246 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,237 Mr. Drucker, could I please have a state tax form? 247 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,305 - Oh, of course, I have one here someplace. 248 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:22,611 Oh, I just happened to think, Ben Miller has a girl duck. 249 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,981 No, he had it for Christmas dinner. 250 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,984 - If he'd like one for this Christmas. 251 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,185 - Oliver! 252 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,091 Now you've hurt his feelings. 253 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,926 - Oh, I thought he couldn't understand English. 254 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,127 - He doesn't but he knows 255 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,062 when he's being sold down the river. 256 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,499 - Here we are, state tax form. 257 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,906 - This form has already been filled out by somebody. 258 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,407 - It has? - Yeah. 259 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,543 - Oh, just cross out these figures and put your own in. 260 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,246 - Haven't you got a new form? 261 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,647 Please? 262 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,648 - New form. 263 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,917 New form. 264 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,751 Oh say, you're in luck. 265 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,587 Here's one that's only five years old. 266 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,994 - You've been coughing an awful lot lately. 267 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,964 If you hear of anybody that has a girl duck 268 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,598 be sure to call me. 269 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,599 - Yes, ma'am. 270 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,434 - Oh good. 271 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,435 - Well, let's go. 272 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,937 - Come on, Drobny. 273 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,339 On the way home Drobny and I will sit in the backseat. 274 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,641 I don't want him to catch your cold. 275 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,381 Oh, Oliver. 276 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,684 - Lisa, I'm going to work on my tax in the bedroom 277 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,786 and I don't want to be disturbed. 278 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,622 - I'll see that nobody bothers you. 279 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,066 - Beat it! 280 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,214 - What is all the commotion? 281 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,183 - It's that darned duck again. 282 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,588 - He says you hit him! 283 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,778 - He's a liar. 284 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,727 - Where are you going? 285 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,962 - I'm going to the barn 286 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:23,699 and I don't want to be disturbed by anyone. 287 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,134 Especially you. 288 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,405 - I keep telling you he doesn't understand English. 289 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,576 You're right, he is a big sore head. 290 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,258 - Hi, Eleanor. 291 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,782 I'm gonna give you a check up. 292 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,031 Open your mouth and say ah. 293 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,265 - Mr. Kimble. 294 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,324 - No, no, not Mr. Kimble, just say ah. 295 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,272 - Mr. Kimble. 296 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,574 - Oh you don't seem to understand, Eleanor. 297 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,765 All I want is a simple ah. 298 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:11,902 - Mr. Kimble! 299 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,850 - Oh, Mr. Douglas. 300 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,085 - What are you doing? 301 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,519 - Cow's acting very strange. 302 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,121 She keeps saying "Mr. Kimble." 303 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,925 - Mr. Kimble, what do you want? 304 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,360 - I don't know, what do you got? 305 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,731 It's not what you got, it's what Eleanor's got. 306 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,967 - What are you talking about? 307 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,335 - Well, the chief sent me out to check 308 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,070 all the cows in the neighborhood. 309 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,137 - What for? 310 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,260 - Cow throat. 311 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,396 - Cow throat? 312 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,643 Shh! 313 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,146 It's a disease that cows get. 314 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,482 Well, it's not a disease it's more of a... 315 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,751 Well, you can always tell it by feeling the throat 316 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:50,775 right there. 317 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,581 Uh-oh. 318 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,728 Would you open your mouth and say ah? 319 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,662 - Go on, Mr. Kimble. 320 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,864 Now cut it out! 321 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,632 - Can't anybody give me a simple ah? 322 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,338 Hey, that's close but it's still not it. 323 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,640 - Look, there is nothing wrong with Eleanor. 324 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,175 Now would you mind leaving? 325 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,110 I'm busy. 326 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,134 - No, you go right ahead. 327 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,304 What are you doing? 328 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,973 - My income tax. 329 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:32,328 You never give up do ya? 330 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:36,899 Still trying to get that old $400 deduction, huh? 331 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,734 - Good bye, Mr. Kimble. 332 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,536 - So long, Mr. Douglas. 333 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,171 Say, by the way I hear you're looking 334 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,340 for a friend for Drobny. 335 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,076 Would you be interested in a goat that speaks Armenian? 336 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,479 Well, it's not pure Armenian it's... 337 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,214 - Good bye, Mr. Kimble. 338 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,172 - So long, Mr. Douglas. 339 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,753 Good bye, Eleanor. 340 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:06,962 - Oliver. 341 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,030 Yes, dear? 342 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,498 - Where are you? 343 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,434 - In the bathroom. 344 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,437 - What are you doing in there? 345 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,472 - I'm working on my income tax. 346 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,706 It's the only place I can get... 347 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,242 - Oliver, something terrible has happened. 348 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,865 Drobny disappeared. 349 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:23,779 - Wonderful. 350 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,414 Close the door on your way out. 351 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,849 - Oliver, this is serious. 352 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,885 - Lisa, just let me finish my work. 353 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,987 - I think he ran away from home. 354 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,256 All his things are gone. 355 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,724 - What things? 356 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,694 - His security blanket, his Gypsy record. 357 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,565 - Did you count our silverware? 358 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,101 - Oliver, this is serious. 359 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,504 Oh that poor, little duck is out there all alone. 360 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,739 We've got to find him. 361 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,709 - Look, I'm not running around looking for a duck. 362 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,043 - Oliver, please? 363 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,278 You know he was so unhappy. 364 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,946 He was telling me last night 365 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,882 that he was thinking of hitchhiking to Budapest. 366 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,375 - Budapest? 367 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,787 - Mrs. Douglas! 368 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,478 - Oh, you found him! 369 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,791 Where was he? 370 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,893 - He was trying to hitch a ride to Budapest. 371 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,397 - Oh, the poor, little fellow. 372 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,999 He's shivering. 373 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,501 - I'll give him a hot bath. 374 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,470 - Where are you going? 375 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,071 - To draw a hot tub for Drobny. 376 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,006 - Oh, no, no. 377 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,575 I'm doing my tax form in there. 378 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,644 - No wonder the little nipper wants to go home. 379 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,246 You're so unfriendly to him. 380 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,849 - Maybe we should send Drobny home. 381 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,050 - Good, now that that's settled... 382 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,419 - Of course he would be happy here 383 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,222 if we could find him a girl duck. 384 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,191 - Oh, forget it, there aren't any around. 385 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,434 - I think Tarzan's found his mate. 386 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,505 - Come on Oliver! 387 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,806 - Down, boy, down. 388 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,044 - Oh, Mr. Haney, I might have known. 389 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,580 - Mr. Haney, is that a girl duck? 390 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,847 - I believe so. 391 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,317 She answers to the name of Gertrude. 392 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,007 - Then it is a girl. 393 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,388 - Not necessarily. 394 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,452 Your brother used to answer to the name of Florence. 395 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,360 - Mr. Haney, does Gertrude speak Hungarian? 396 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,229 - I never asked her. 397 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,264 Gertrude, do you speak Hungarian? 398 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,190 You do? 399 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,903 She said she speaks it fluently. 400 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,573 - Oh brother. 401 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,474 - She'd be perfect for Drobny. 402 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,843 Mr. Haney, is she for sale? 403 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,714 - Ooh, there's a superfluous question. 404 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,585 - Well, I wouldn't think of selling her. 405 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,788 - But, Mr. Haney, Drobny needs a wife to make him happy. 406 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,580 - In that case, you may have her. 407 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:55,631 Now, may I have your check for $600 please? 408 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,566 - I thought she wasn't for sale. 409 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,867 - Oh, well she's not. 410 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,503 I'm just renting her to you for $20 a day, 411 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,706 the first month payable in advance. 412 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,075 - That sounds reasonable. 413 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,611 - It sure does. 414 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,246 - It's not... 415 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,148 I'm not spending $600 for a duck. 416 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,486 - Gertrude said if you was any kind of a father 417 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,989 you'd be glad to buy your son a female companion. 418 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,626 - And she's right. 419 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,864 - Drobny wants to make friends with her. 420 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:39,575 Look at that, it's love at first sight. 421 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,379 - Yes, it is. 422 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:47,571 This heart rendering moment is certainly worth $600. 423 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,252 - It's worth more than that. 424 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,320 - It sure is. 425 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,454 - No it isn't. 426 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,423 - Oh, but Oliver please? 427 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,958 Please, Oliver? 428 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,248 - Oh for the... 429 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:03,299 Look, Mr. Haney, I'll give you $20 for the duck. 430 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,501 - Oh, I couldn't take the... 431 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:09,672 Well, I guess I'm just an old softy when it come to romance. 432 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,642 Oh, by the way, would you be interested in a honeymoon trip 433 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,377 for Gertrude and Drobny? 434 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,412 - Yes, we would. 435 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,180 - No, we wouldn't. 436 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,016 - It'd only cost $200 and that would include... 437 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040 - Beat it! 438 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,922 - Oliver, thank you buying Gertrude for Drobny. 439 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,024 You've made Drobny very happy. 440 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,359 Just look at them. 441 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,411 I think they want to be alone. 442 00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:51,680 We better get lost for awhile. 443 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,650 - Well, I'm not getting lost, this is my house. 444 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,342 Hey! 445 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,021 How'd they lock the door? 446 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,023 - Now do you get the message? 447 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,727 Look, hey! 448 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,027 Come on, come on you two. 449 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,162 Break it up in there. 450 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,770 - You're wasting your time. 451 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,938 Once a Hungarian honeymoon starts 452 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:19,174 there is no way of stopping it. 453 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,714 - How're the newlyweds getting along? 454 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,815 - What newlyweds? 455 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,384 - Drobny and Gertrude. 456 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,852 - They're hardly newlyweds. 457 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,220 They've been married over five weeks. 458 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,690 - They sure sent me a pretty postcard from Niagara Falls. 459 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,947 - Niagara Falls? 460 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,778 - Where else would you expect a duck to go on his honeymoon? 461 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,433 - Look, Mr. Drucker... 462 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,868 - They're living out of your place now? 463 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:49,104 - Yes, but Drobny is building them a house to live in. 464 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,572 - It's not a house. 465 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,808 Just a little thing Eb's building for them. 466 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,810 - Yes, but Drobny drew up the plans. 467 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:59,381 Look, Mr. Drucker, could I... 468 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:00,405 - Excuse me. 469 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:02,773 Drucker's store. 470 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,287 What? 471 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,255 Oh, yeah, just a second. 472 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,679 It's Eb, for you. 473 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,126 - Hello. 474 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,150 Eb, yes? 475 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,630 What? 476 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:17,566 Well boil some water we'll be right home! 477 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:18,801 - What's the matter? 478 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,870 - We are going to be grandparents. 479 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,630 Aren't they cute? 480 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,478 - What else could they be? 481 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:32,280 - Just like a grandfather, so modest. 482 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,586 - Drobny named that one after you 483 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:41,323 and that one after you and the third on after me. 484 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,228 - Isn't that chick? 485 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:48,464 - Yeah. 486 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,703 - I wonder how Drobny's wife explained that to him. 487 00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:39,770 This has been a Filmways presentation, darling. 31811

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