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- Oh, hello, dear, Arnold,
I've been expecting you.
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Now, take your
suitcase in the bedroom.
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- What do you mean,
take your suitcase...
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- Arnold is going to stay
with us for a few days.
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- Oh, no, he's not.
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- Arnold, hang
your clothes up nice.
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You can use
Mr. Douglas's closet.
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- Don't bother.
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He's not staying here.
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- Oliver, the Ziffels
called and asked if we'd
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take care of him for a few days.
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They have the flu
and they don't want him
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to catch it.
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Of all the...
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You leaving?
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- No, he said he
forgot something.
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- How do you know
what he's talking about?
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- He uses the same
dialect that they use
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in the southern part of Hungary.
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- It's nice that you two
have something in common.
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- Oliver...
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- Oh, Lisa, I don't want
that pig to stay here.
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- But he's only going
to stay for a few days.
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- Well, why don't they send him
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to a kennel or a camp or...
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- Oh, isn't that nice,
he brought his ukulele.
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- Oh, groovy.
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- The Ziffels said
we must make sure
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he practices three
hours every day.
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- Lisa, a pig can't
possibly play...
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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm livin' is the life for me
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♪ Land spreadin'
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan, just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores
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♪ The stores ♪ Fresh
air ♪ Times Square
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♪ You are my wife
♪ Good bye, city life
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♪ Green Acres we are there
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- Got your shopping list?
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- It's in my purse.
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- Where's your purse?
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- I left it in the living room.
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I'll go and get it.
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- Well, what are
we all duded up for?
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- Well, we're
going into Pixley...
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- Oh, going to the big town, eh?
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Bright lights, cabaret,
dancing girls, cotton candy?
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- Cotton candy?
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- I'll get my ma jacket
and be right with you.
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- No, you're not going.
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- But I'm really
funky in Pixley.
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- You can't go.
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- But...
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- Look, stay here and
spread your funk around here.
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Boy.
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- Here's my shopping list.
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Eb, is there anything you need?
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- Yes, ma'am I've
got a whole list.
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- Where is it?
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- I left it in my purse.
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- Let's go.
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What's he doing in the car?
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- I told him he
could come with us.
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He has some shopping to do, too.
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- Oh, all right, but he's
not riding up in front.
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Get in the back.
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- Boy, you don't care what
the Supreme Court said.
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- The Supreme Court?
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- They said that
everybody is equal and...
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- And let's go.
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- What does he want?
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- He wants to go in
the drugstore with us.
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- Nothing doing.
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I'm not going
shopping with any pig.
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Let him wait in the car.
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- Arnold, we won't be long.
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- What happened?
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- The bank's been robbed.
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Did anybody get a
look at the two men
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who just ran out?
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You're sure now?
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- What's going on?
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- Two men just held up the bank.
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You didn't see them, did you?
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- I don't know, what
did they look like?
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- That's what I'm
trying to find out.
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Beat it, pig.
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Who's pig is this?
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- Well, he's ours.
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- No, he's not ours.
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- Well, he's staying with us.
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You see, the
Ziffels have the flu
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and they didn't want
Arnold to catch it,
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so they asked if it was...
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- Lisa, Lisa, he's not
interested in how they're...
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- Did anybody get the
number of their license plate?
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Would you please take
this pig away from here?
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- They should have
listened to Arnold.
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Arnold said he
saw the whole thing.
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- Oh, for...
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- Arnold, what
did they look like?
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He lost his voice.
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- How could he...
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- It must have been
from all the excitement.
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- Good, now we can ride
home in peace and quiet.
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They're offering a $2500 reward
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for the capture and
conviction of these two men.
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- Wait till Arnold
gets his voice back.
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He'll collect the reward.
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- Oh, that's the
most ridiculous...
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- He knows what
the robbers look like.
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- Why don't you get him
to draw a picture of them?
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- He doesn't draw too well.
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- Oh, I didn't think there
was anything he couldn't do.
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- Well, I'd better get
something for his throat.
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- There's a rope in the barn.
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- Oliver.
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- Oh, good morning, Mr. Haney.
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- If you'll just step this way.
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- Oh, now...
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- I suppose you knew
about the bank robbery.
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- Oh, yes.
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- And you also know
there was a witness
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to the whole sordid
affair, namely Arnold Ziffel.
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- Yeah, he saw the...
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- Do you realize the
danger that Arnold is in?
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- Danger?
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- I knew you would understand.
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My card.
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- Haney's Witness
Protection Service.
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- Arnold's life won't be
worth a plugged nickel
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when them desperados find
out that he can identify them.
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- Mr. Haney, that
pig can't possibly...
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- Now, with our
$100 protection plan,
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we guarantee the
witness will probably live
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until the trial.
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- What does that...
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- Of course, with our $200 plan,
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we guarantee full coverage.
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- I'm not interested.
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- Well, that's a
pretty callous attitude.
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But then it's not your
life that's at stake.
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- Mr. Haney, you're not...
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- I'd better talk to Arnold.
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Where is he?
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- This wouldn't be
some scheme of yours
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to get part of that
reward money, would it?
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- Oh, is there a reward?
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- $2500, as if you didn't know.
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- Well, it won't affect
the protection price.
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It still will be $500.
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- I thought it was $200.
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- Oh, well, that's
without the extras.
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This consists of a disguise
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for the witness to
wear so the culprit
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won't recognize him.
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May I show you?
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- Don't bother, I really...
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- Now this is a genuine
Alsacian sheep skin.
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It was worn by
Lassie in her picture,
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"Lassie Flees from the Gestapo."
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- Of all the...
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- When Arnold wears
this, he'll fool anybody
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including another sheep.
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'Course, if that was to happen,
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it'd be up to him to
bluff his way out of it.
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- You're wasting my time.
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- Well, you don't
like the sheep skin.
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How about this for a
disguise for Arnold?
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There.
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This comes complete
with an old joke book
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and the complete lyrics
for "Hooray for Dr. Schor,
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the African Explorer."
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- I'd love to hear
you sing it sometime,
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but right now, I'm busy.
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- Mr. Douglas...
- Goodbye.
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- Um, Mister...
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- Honey, have you seen...
- Open wide.
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- What the...
- His voice is coming back.
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Now try again, Arnold.
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Now I think we can take
him over to the sheriff
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and let him describe the crooks.
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- We're not taking
him to the sheriff.
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If you think I'm gonna walk in
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with a dumb pig
witness, forget it.
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- Well, now you did it.
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You got him so upset
that he lost his voice again.
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Come on, Arnold, open wide.
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There we go, that's a good boy.
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- Don't shoot.
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- Mr. Kimball.
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- Oh, it's you, Mr. Douglass.
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I thought it was the...
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- What are you looking
in the window for?
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- Oh, now, don't misunderstand.
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I'm not a teeping pom.
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Uh, pooping tea.
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Well, what I was looking for,
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what was I looking for again?
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Oh, yeah, the bank robbers.
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- Why are you looking for them?
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- Oh, sheriff made me a deputy.
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Well, he didn't
make me a deputy.
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He asked me to, well,
no, he didn't ask me,
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anyway, he gave me this badge.
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- What badge?
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- Oh, yeah, that's right,
took it away from me
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after I stuck his palm with it
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when we were shaking hands.
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- I suppose he got
upset about that.
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- Yeah, a little.
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Well, not a little,
he turned red
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and anyway, he gave me this gun.
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- What gun?
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- Oh, that's right, he
took that away, too.
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Yeah, while I was
putting it in the holster
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I shot a hole in his shoe.
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- A hole in his...
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- Yeah, lucky he had
his toes separated.
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- Oh, boy.
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- Yeah, heard Arnold
saw the crooks.
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I'd like to talk to him.
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- I don't think
you'd get anywhere.
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He lost his voice.
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- Well, maybe we
could help him find it.
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That's what your
sheriff department is for,
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to find lost voices.
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Or is it lost children?
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Well, anyway, on with the hunt.
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- Yeah, on with the hunt.
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- And don't you worry.
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I'll catch those guys.
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- Mr. Kimball, if, by some
fluke, you do catch them,
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how are you gonna bring 'em in?
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- Well, I'll just whip
out the old handcuffs.
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Oh, yeah, that's right, I
left 'em with the sheriff.
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I accidentally handcuffed
him to his typewriter.
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- You handcuffed him...
- I'll see ya.
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Oh, if you see
anybody suspicious,
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call me at the sheriff's office.
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No, you won't be
able to get through.
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- Why not?
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- Well, when he
threw the phone at me,
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it came off the wall.
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Well, as the Northwest
Mounted Police are so fond
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of saying, we always get our...
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What is it we always get?
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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Whatever we always get,
they probably have a cure for it.
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Well.
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Don't shoot.
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- Oh, Hank.
257
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,700
- Oh, it's you Simpson.
258
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,135
Thought you were
one of the bank robbers.
259
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,837
- Don't tell me the
sheriff deputized you.
260
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,861
- Yeah.
261
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,475
Sam, you haven't seen
any strange characters
262
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,877
around here, have you?
263
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,945
- Not till you showed up.
264
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,913
- Well, they won't get far.
265
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,782
Not with me on their trail.
266
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:56,753
I can smell a bank
robber at 40 paces.
267
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,020
How are you, sir?
268
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:01,023
- I'm fine, I'd like to
get some groceries.
269
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,025
- Kinda new around
here, aren't ya?
270
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,193
- Yeah.
271
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,228
I'm staying with the...
272
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,495
- You must be their cousin.
273
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,097
- That's right.
274
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,867
Now, do you have any...
- Who's cousin?
275
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,136
- Well the...
- It must be the Bennetts.
276
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,703
- That's right.
277
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,905
The Bennetts.
278
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,640
- Haven't seen two
suspicious characters
279
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,908
out that way, have you?
280
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:19,932
- No, why?
281
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,311
- Bank in Pixley was held up.
282
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,713
Two men got away with $25,000.
283
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,849
- Oh, that's awful.
284
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,218
The things that
go on these days.
285
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,753
- Yeah, well,
they won't get far.
286
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,688
We got road blocks up.
287
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,757
- Yeah, I've noticed.
288
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,858
- Yeah, we'll be picking 'em up
289
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,059
as soon as we get a description
290
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,360
from our star witness.
291
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,561
- Witness?
292
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,164
I didn't hear about a witness.
293
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,431
- Yeah, Arnold
saw the whole thing.
294
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,000
- Arnold, what?
295
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,134
- Who's Arnold?
296
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,135
- Arnold Ziffel.
297
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,736
Yeah, he's the Ziffel's kid.
298
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,038
Well, he's not really a kid,
299
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,873
he's a, anyway he
saw the two guys
300
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,608
make their getaway.
301
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,776
- Who told ya that?
302
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,777
- Mr. Douglas.
303
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,612
Yeah, Arnold's staying with 'em.
304
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,147
See, they got the flu and
they didn't want Arnold...
305
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,051
- Ah, the Douglases, isn't
that the new white house
306
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,474
on the main road?
307
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,290
- Nah, it's an old crummy
place a half mile down that way.
308
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,724
- Aha.
309
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,460
- How 'bout your
groceries, mister?
310
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,863
- Oh, I forgot my shopping list.
311
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,531
I'll be back later.
312
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,867
- Give my regards
to the Bennetts.
313
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,036
Gee, that's a nice fella.
314
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:24,162
Well, better get going
and see if I can find the,
315
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,943
what was I looking for again?
316
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,177
- The bank robbers.
317
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,645
- Ooh, yeah, that's right.
318
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,614
Better drive over and
report to the sheriff and,
319
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,884
oh, I can't drive over.
320
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,118
- Why not?
321
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,386
- Well, the sheriff
took my truck away
322
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,311
when I smashed
into his police car.
323
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,530
- Okay, see if that
helped any, Arnold.
324
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,568
Hey, you're getting
your voice back.
325
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,761
Okay, now tell me what
the two crooks looked like.
326
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,332
One was short and
had a scar on his creek?
327
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,182
Oh, on his cheek.
328
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,807
Okay, now what did
the other guy look like?
329
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,021
Albert Schweitzer?
330
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,045
Who's he?
331
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,116
A fella with a lot of hair?
332
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,997
Look, you keep
trying to remember,
333
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,965
and I'll call the sheriff
and tell him you ready.
334
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,268
- Just a minute, kid.
335
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,140
- Not now, fellas, I
gotta call the sheriff
336
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,876
about the two guys
that robbed the bank.
337
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,412
- Not going anyplace.
338
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,448
- Holy smokes, you're the guys.
339
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,784
You're the guy with
the scar on his cheek.
340
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:45,087
And you must be
Albert Schweitzer.
341
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,622
- And you're Arnold Ziffel.
342
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,957
- No.
343
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,525
He's Arnold Ziffel.
344
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,115
- Yeah, sure he is.
345
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:53,896
Come with us, kid.
346
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,064
- But he is Arnold.
347
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,333
Arnold, tell 'em who you are.
348
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,027
Fine time to lose your voice.
349
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,708
- So you're the only
witness to the holdup, huh?
350
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,144
- No, sir, I wasn't even there.
351
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,578
It was him.
352
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,814
But I can get him to
promise not to say anything.
353
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,016
- We're wasting our time, Danny.
354
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,052
Should I knock him off here?
355
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,887
- No, that wouldn't
be too smart, Charlie.
356
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,556
- No, I don't think
it would, Charlie.
357
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,824
- We'll take him with us.
358
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,326
We may need him to
get us by the road blocks.
359
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,061
- All right, kid, let's move.
360
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,095
- But.
361
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,285
- I said move.
362
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,773
- Arnold, Arnold.
363
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,721
- Eb.
364
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,191
- Arnold - Lisa.
365
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,525
- Is that you, Arnold?
366
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,549
- No.
367
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,297
- Sometimes you
sound just like him.
368
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,599
- Have you seen Eb?
369
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,303
- Why would I see Eb when
I was looking for Arnold?
370
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,337
- He was supposed to meet me out
371
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,239
in the tomato field an hour ago.
372
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,174
- Why did you want
Arnold to meet you?
373
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,376
- I didn't...
374
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,144
Look, did he come in for lunch?
375
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,434
- Eb or Arnold?
376
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,815
But it doesn't many
any difference,
377
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,284
because neither of
them came in for lunch.
378
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,919
- But where could that kid be?
379
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,187
- Well, maybe he drove
Arnold into the doctor's
380
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,989
for his throat.
381
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,180
- Oh, no, the car is here.
382
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,530
Well, hello, Sheriff.
383
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,132
- Hello, Mr. Douglas.
384
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,156
Whoa.
385
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,804
- That's a smart idea, Sheriff.
386
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:46,397
That way, nobody can
steal your typewriter.
387
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,944
- I'm looking for Hank Kimball.
388
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,179
- He was here
a little while ago.
389
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,381
- What happened to your hand?
390
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,717
- Mr. Kimball
stuck a badge in it.
391
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,718
- Oh?
392
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,288
He should've pinned it up here.
393
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,990
- He's got the keys for
these handcuffs, and I...
394
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,349
- How did you get
the hole in your shoe?
395
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,998
- Mr. Kimball
accidentally shot him.
396
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,168
- It's a lucky thing you
had your toes separated,
397
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,858
or you wouldn't be able to walk.
398
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,106
- Where'd Kimball go?
399
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,907
- He's looking for
the bank robbers.
400
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,509
- I hope they find him.
401
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,178
- We know who they are.
402
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,480
- You know who they are?
403
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,815
- Well, we don't know
personally, but Arnold does.
404
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,885
He saw them and he can
tell you what they look like.
405
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,120
- Who's Arnold?
406
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,588
- You sure you want to know?
407
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,956
- Of course.
408
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,458
- Well, I guess
after riding around
409
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:39,562
handcuffed to a typewriter,
nothing is gonna surprise you.
410
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,918
Arnold is a pig.
411
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,955
- A pig?
412
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,036
Oh, that really makes my day.
413
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:52,141
- Oh, we're glad to spread
a little sunshine on you.
414
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,809
- Lady, I don't, oh.
415
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,345
- When Arnold
gets his voice back
416
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,046
do you want to talk to him?
417
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,881
- Not particularly,
but if you see Kimball,
418
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,284
tell him to come
on over to the office.
419
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,487
- Oh, no, wait, let
me help you with this.
420
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,728
- Oh, by the way, would
you do me a favor?
421
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:13,962
- Yeah.
422
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,197
- Would you call
the phone company
423
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:15,998
and tell 'em to come
over and put my phone
424
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:16,798
back on the wall?
425
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,633
- You got it.
426
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,657
- Thank you.
427
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,174
- We should've told him
about Eb being missing.
428
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,442
- He's not missing.
429
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,178
He's probably
goofing off someplace.
430
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,014
- But I tell ya, I'm not
Arnold Ziffel, I'm Eb...
431
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,016
- Will you shaddup?
432
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,485
- Let's knock him off now.
433
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,509
- We need him, meathead.
434
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,012
- Yeah, you need me, meathead.
435
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,560
- Why you...
436
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,662
- We'll leave as
soon as it gets dark.
437
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,598
The dummy will drive
us through the road block.
438
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,866
- Which dummy are
you talking about?
439
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,635
Me or meathead?
440
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,336
- I oughtta...
441
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,071
- Let's go get something to eat.
442
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,596
I think we got some soup left.
443
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,842
- Hey, how 'bout me?
444
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:01,866
I'm starved.
445
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,004
Arnold, good boy.
446
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,508
Hey, you got your voice back.
447
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,679
Go tell Mr. Douglas I need help.
448
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,296
You're right, he wouldn't care.
449
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,886
You'd better tell Mrs. Douglas.
450
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,934
- Oh, Oliver, I'm worried.
451
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,937
It isn't like Arnold to run
off without leaving a note.
452
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,272
- How could he write a no...
453
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,974
- I wonder if they went bowling.
454
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,144
No, I don't think...
455
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,168
Arnold.
456
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,338
You got your voice back.
457
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,610
Now where have you
been and where is Eb?
458
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,592
Eb is in trouble?
459
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,093
What happened?
460
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:55,063
- How would that dumb
pig know anything about...
461
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,101
- You did it again
with your yelling.
462
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,536
He lost his voice.
463
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,192
- I didn't mean to...
464
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,074
- Oliver, he wants
us to follow him.
465
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,743
- No, no, I'm not
gonna follow...
466
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,044
- Eb is in trouble.
467
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,746
Arnold says he needs help.
468
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,180
- Arnold says...
469
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,683
- Oliver, if Eb is in
trouble, we got to help him.
470
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,707
Come on.
471
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,186
- Here's your lunch.
472
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,488
- It's about time.
473
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,056
What kind of soup is it?
474
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,057
- Tomato.
475
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,191
- I don't like tomato.
476
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,860
- Eat it.
477
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,462
- Have you got any croutons?
478
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,985
- Shut up and eat.
479
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:32,167
- Well, how can I eat when
you got my hands tied?
480
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,524
- Oh, all right.
481
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,263
Just don't try anything funny.
482
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,400
We'll be in the kitchen.
483
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,747
- Oh, for dessert, I'll
have some apple pie
484
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,437
and a glass of milk.
485
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,914
- Well, here we are.
486
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,127
- Here we are where?
487
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,431
- This is where
Arnold says Ebbie is.
488
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,633
- What would he be
doing in a place like this?
489
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,490
- Let's go in and see.
490
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,980
- Eb, what are you doing here?
491
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,749
- Eating lunch, I'm starved.
492
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,017
- They must have
awfully good food,
493
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:25,343
if you came all the
way out here to eat.
494
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,625
- Huh, it wasn't my
idea to come out here.
495
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,092
You see, these two
fellers made me...
496
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,127
- What two fellas?
497
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,595
- Those two fellas.
498
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:36,198
- Just everybody relax.
499
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,333
- Who are you?
500
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,900
- We're the fellas with the gun.
501
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:42,103
- Those are the two
guys who robbed the bank.
502
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:45,841
- Well, thanks to Arnold,
we captured them.
503
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,465
- We captured them?
504
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,178
- Eb, where is the telephone?
505
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,680
I'll call the sheriff.
506
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,916
- Will you tell this dumb
blonde to sit down?
507
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,719
- You heard what he called me.
508
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,019
Hit him.
509
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,655
- He's got a gun.
510
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,390
- That never used
to bother you before
511
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:04,125
when somebody called
me a dumb blonde.
512
00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:06,395
- Lisa, please, look, you
fellas, you won't get away
513
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:09,431
with this, they're
searching this whole area.
514
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,199
- Danny, maybe this is the
time we outta make our move.
515
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,001
- Yeah, we got enough hostages
516
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,526
to get through 10 road blocks.
517
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,041
- Hey, the pig is getting away.
518
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,243
- So the pig's getting away.
519
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:24,713
All right, everybody
out in the car.
520
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,282
- Don't worry,
Arnold will save us.
521
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:31,152
- Are those the best
odds we can get?
522
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,578
- Will you quit muttering
and get moving?
523
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,420
Move.
524
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:47,659
Hey, Danny.
525
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:53,876
- All right, let's take
a shive into the dreriff.
526
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,134
- The dr...
- A drive into the sheriff.
527
00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,823
What a day, I'm beat.
528
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,658
- I don't know
why you're so tired,
529
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,428
It's Arnold who
did all the work.
530
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,296
- Where is the big hero?
531
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,932
- In the bathroom
brushing his teeth.
532
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,736
- Brushing... What
are you doing?
533
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,671
- I'm making up Arnold's bed.
534
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,807
- He's not sleeping in here.
535
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,141
He can sleep in the barn.
536
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,443
- Well, that's a fine
way to treat someone
537
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,245
who just saved your life.
538
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,703
Oh, Arnold, here is your bed.
539
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,086
Now tomorrow, we'll
drive in so you can
540
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,422
collect your reward money.
541
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,447
Isn't that nice.
542
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:48,430
He says he'll give you
$10 for picking up the gun.
543
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:49,887
- He's all heart.
544
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,592
- He loves you.
545
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,502
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