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- Good morning.
- Hello, dear.
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- What's that?
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- What does it look like?
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- It looks like you're
about to take a mud bath.
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- It's hot cakes batter
with chocolate syrup.
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- Yuck.
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- Would you like to have some
sausages with your hotcakes?
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- Yeah, that'll be fine.
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- Hotcakes and
sausages are comin' up.
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- On second thought, I think
I'll make myself some eggs.
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- Mrs. Douglas?
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- You dumb clod.
- Mr. Douglas.
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What are you doing
hiding back there?
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- I am not hiding, I was
going to cook some eggs.
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- Why don't you use a bowl?
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It's a lot neater than
breakin' 'em in your hand.
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Mrs. Douglas, there's a letter
came for you from Budapest.
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It's got the Royal Seal on it.
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- Oh, then it must be
from my father, the King.
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- Your father, the King?
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- No, it's not from my father.
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It's from the Crown
Prince, Uncle Yiannos.
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This is a surprise.
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- It sure is, I didn't know
Uncle Yiannos could write.
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- Why that's the last
thing to say about
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a man when he's sending
us a wedding present.
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- What's he sending us?
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- He doesn't say,
he just says it
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will be arriving at
our estate soon.
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- Our estate?
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- And that we should instruct
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our servants to
handle it with care.
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- Servants, what's
he talking about?
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- He ends with "Love to
you, my dear and as always,
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"my best to your
husband, the Count."
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- Golly, is Mr. Douglas a Count?
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- Oh no, that was the fellow
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my Uncle Yiannos
wanted me to marry.
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If I told him whom
I really married,
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he never would have
sent us a present.
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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm livin' is the life for me
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♪ Land spreading
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan, just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Goodbye city life
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♪ Green Acres, we are there
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- I wonder what Uncle
Yiannos is sending us.
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Maybe it's that oil painting
of my father in his King suit.
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Or maybe it's a box of
assorted crown jewels.
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- Lisa, I'm reading.
- What are you reading?
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- It's called The
Finger of Suspicion.
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- I didn't know you
were a Finger story fan.
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- It's a murder mystery.
- Who did it?
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- Well I don't know who did it.
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I'm just getting
to the part where
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the detective is about
to solve the crime.
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- Why don't you
peek at the ending?
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- I don't want to
peek at the ending.
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- Do you want to talk about
Uncle Yiannos' present?
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- No.
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- What do you think
he's sending us?
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- I just said I
didn't want to...
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- Remember the last present
he sent us from Hungary?
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- Yes, a large package
of dirty laundry.
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- Well, some people like
to send important vines.
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Uncle Yiannos likes to
send important laundry.
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- Excuse me, huh, I've got,
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oh for...
- What's the matter?
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Didn't the fellow you
thought did it didn't did it?
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- I don't know who
did it, I can't read it.
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Somebody spilled some
marmalade on the page.
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Who would do a thing like that?
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- Mr. Douglas, I just,
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oh, are you reading
The Finger of Suspicion?
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- Yes, I...
- Do you know who did it?
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- No, somebody spilled
marmalade on the last page.
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- I'm sorry about
that, I tried to clean it.
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I wiped off mode of the ade
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but I couldn't do anything
about the marmal.
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Anyway, you
didn't miss anything.
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The ending will
still be a surprise.
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- Oh good.
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- Of course, it wasn't
a surprise to me.
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I knew all along the murderer
was the guy with the lamp.
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I guess you did too.
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No, I guess you didn't.
- You miserable...
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- Before you hit
me, I just came in to
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tell you Uncle Yiannos'
present is outside.
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- I don't understand,
who brought it?
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- Nobody.
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- Well then how did it get here?
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- I guess it
walked in by itself.
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- He guesses it walked here.
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- There it goes.
- What the...
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- That box must
be awfully tired.
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It's a long walk from Budapest.
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- It didn't walk
here from Budapest.
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- There it goes again.
- Get the crowbar.
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- What are you gonna
do, club it 'til it stands still?
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- No, I'm gonna open it.
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- Oliver, I think
that box likes you.
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- This is ridiculous,
what could be in that...
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- Here you are.
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- I guess we're the only ones in
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Hootersville who
has a walking box.
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What's in it?
- How do I know?
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I haven't opened it yet.
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- Maybe you'd
better not open it.
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I saw this science
fiction picture once where
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this guy got a moving
box and he opened it
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and the Blob of Glurk came out.
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It kept growing and pretty soon
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it had covered the whole world.
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- Our Uncle Yiannos wouldn't
send us a box of Glurk.
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Why not?
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A man who would send
you his dirty laundry
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would send you anything.
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- What happened?
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- It bit me.
- Then it can't be Glurk.
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Glurk don't have any teeth.
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It's a duck.
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- It's Drobney.
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- Aren't you gonna
salute, Mr. Douglas?
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- Why should I salute a duck?
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- Why this isn't any
duck, this is Drobney.
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But it can't be Drobney,
it must be his son.
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- Would you mind telling
me who Drobney is?
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- We served together in
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the Hungarian
Underground during the war.
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- You served with a duck?
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- No, it must have
been his father.
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Look, he is wearing his father's
medal, the Hungarian DDC.
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- The Distinguished Duck Cross.
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- Oh, you've heard of it?
- No, I never heard...
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- How did Drobney get
his DDC, Mrs. Douglas?
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- I remember it like
it was yesterday.
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We were in the farmhouse
completely surrounded by Germans.
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Things looked hopeless.
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- Red Dog three,
this is Pussycat two.
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Come in, Red Dog,
come in, Red Dog.
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Sergeant Groenitz,
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I can't raise General de
Gaulle's headquarters.
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- Well try his
answering service.
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How is the ammunition
holding out?
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- We have got three
rounds of bullets
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and four rounds of those
meat balls you made for dinner.
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I'm getting more hits
with the meat balls.
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- Well there isn't time to make
anymore, they're closing in.
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Take those in the kitchen and
I'll take care of the Germans.
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Here, take this.
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Hurry up, there you go.
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- This house is under... Oh.
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Fraulein.
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- Hello, dear.
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- Excuse me, Fraulein.
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We have a report that there are
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Resistance people in this house.
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- Do I look like I
have Resistance?
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- Oh, you are alone, Liepschen?
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- I am always alone,
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it's my sister who
always goes to the war.
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My mean stepmother
makes me stay at home
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and clean up the house
and wear these old clothes,
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which you might have
noticed are falling apart.
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- Yeah well you're not alone
now, my little apple strudel.
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- Not now, wait, there's
somebody coming.
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Wait for me upstairs in
the attic, here take your gun.
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There you are.
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- You're under arrest.
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Fraulein.
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We have a report that
there are Resistance.
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- Do I look like I
have any Resistance?
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- No.
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Are you alone?
- I am always alone.
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It's always my sister
who gets to go to the war.
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- Who cares about your sister?
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- Not now, wait for
me upstairs in the attic.
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Here take your
gun, there you are.
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- Ah, Fraulein
we had a report...
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- I am all alone.
- Good.
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- In the attic.
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- We still cannot get General
de Gaulle on the radio.
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- There is only one way to
reach him, he's our only hope.
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Corporal Drobney.
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- What's he doing here?
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I thought he was
still on furlough.
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- He knew we needed him.
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Drobney, take this message
to General de Gaulle.
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You understand?
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And remember, our
lives are in your feet.
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- In the attic.
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- Did Drobney get the message
to General de Gaulle in time?
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- Before I could say
one more "in the attic,"
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the General arrived
and saved us.
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- Wow, what a story.
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- Excuse an obvious question but
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why didn't you use a carrier
pigeon to take the message?
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- That's exactly what the
Germans thought we would do.
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So while they were
looking up in the air,
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Drobney walked right by them.
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- Wow, what a duck.
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Tell us about when the General
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gave him his
medal, Mrs. Douglas.
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- Nevermind that, look,
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tell us what you did with
those Germans in the attic.
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- Well, that's another story.
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- Hi Sam.
- Oh, hi Haney.
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- How about closing
up the store for
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a half hour and sharing
a haircut with me?
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- What do you mean
share a haircut?
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- Well over at the barbershop,
they're having a sale.
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Two haircuts for
the price of one.
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Now of course I don't need
a haircut but since you do,
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I thought I'd do the neighborly
thing and get in on yours.
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- Well that's darn nice of
you but I don't need a haircut.
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- Maybe you could
have your head waxed
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and I could have
the free haircut.
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- Haney, I can't
afford a wax, a haircut.
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Business is terrible, that's
why I'm having this sale.
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- Everybody in
town's having a sale
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but what good does it do?
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Nobody in the Valley
has any money.
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- What we gotta do is figure
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some way to attract
outside money here.
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Remember the crowds that
used to flock in on weekends?
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- Yeah, too bad Knute Kalle's
two-headed rooster died.
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- There must be
another way to bring
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people here besides
a two-headed rooster.
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- What do you think about havin'
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'em play the World Series here?
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- The World Series?
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- They could play
in Nutley's Alcove,
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that holds close to 200 people.
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- That's ridiculous.
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- How about holding
the Olympics?
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We never had them here.
- Never had who here?
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- The Olympics.
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- Oh, then you're
missin' something.
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They're the best rock and
roll group west of Pecos.
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Come to think of it,
247
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West of the Pecos
isn't a bad group either.
248
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,308
- Hank, Haney is talkin'
about the Olympic Games.
249
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,278
- The Olympic Games,
have they got a guy
250
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,348
with electric hair and a
green beard on drums?
251
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,816
- We're trying to think of an
252
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,853
attraction that'll
bring people into town.
253
00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,044
- Oh, how about
Sophia Loren on drums?
254
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,360
- Say, have you fellas
heard the big news?
255
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,786
- The Big News,
they're a good group too.
256
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,932
- What news, Eb?
257
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,501
- Drobney is staying
with the Douglases.
258
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,170
- Who is Drobney?
259
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,405
- He's the son of
a famous war hero.
260
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,575
His father was given the
DDC by General de Gaulle
261
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,445
for carrying a message through
a whole Division of Germans.
262
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,305
- Sam, I think this is
what we're looking for.
263
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,186
- They're going to have what?
264
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,354
- A Drobney day in Hooterville.
265
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:36,547
That's the most ridiculous...
266
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,296
- Now you woke him
up with your yelling.
267
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,831
- I don't care...
268
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,666
- When everybody heard about
the son of a famous war hero
269
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,859
being in town, they decided
to have a celebration for him.
270
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,707
- He says he'll be there.
271
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,342
- It's gonna be a big thing.
272
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,712
- They had a Drobney day for
Drobney's father in Budapest.
273
00:13:56,736 --> 00:14:00,082
- They do a lot of strange
things in Budapest.
274
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,118
- It was a big celebration.
275
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,253
They have the Bourgeois Ballet
276
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,389
and the Canadian
Mounties Marching Band.
277
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,892
- Well the Chamber of Commerce
has big plans for this one.
278
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,561
There's a meeting going on
right now in the high school.
279
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,899
- Eb, did you tell 'em
Drobney was a duck?
280
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,267
- No.
281
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,624
- Why not?
- They didn't ask.
282
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:26,675
- I better go straighten things
out before they go too far.
283
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,344
- Now here are the suggestions
284
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,180
the committee's made for
our Drobney day celebration.
285
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,817
The Bourgeois Ballet, the
Canadian Mounties Marching Band
286
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:38,354
and Carol Bakewell's
All-Girl Bell-Ringers.
287
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,623
- Mr. Drucker, I'd like to...
- You're out of order.
288
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,425
- Well I just want to
tell you something.
289
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,228
- Will you sit down?
- Look...
290
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,796
- This meeting is for
Chamber of Commerce
291
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,233
members and since
you're not a member,
292
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,903
you'll have to wait
your non-Chamber turn.
293
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,038
- We're trying to
bring money into town.
294
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,240
- Yes.
295
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,540
- Why don't you
find a friend and go
296
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,577
over to the barbershop
and get a haircut?
297
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,312
- I don't need a haircut.
298
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,248
- I think that since
Drobney's the son of
299
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,616
a Hungarian war hero,
we oughta get an American
300
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,486
war hero to give him
a personal welcome.
301
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,954
- Like who?
302
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,023
- Well there's only one great
American war hero I know.
303
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,893
Yeah, John Wayne.
304
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,527
- It seems to me we oughta get
305
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,696
somebody important
like the Governor.
306
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,532
- I think we should
get a military man.
307
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,168
- How about the
Lieutenant-Governor?
308
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,736
- That's a good idea.
309
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,906
- The Lieutenant-Governor
isn't a military man.
310
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,141
- All those in favor of getting
the Lieutenant-Governor,
311
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,476
raise their hands.
312
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,746
Motion's carried, well I guess
that about wraps things up.
313
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,148
- Wait a minute,
314
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,218
you can't have this
celebration for Drobney.
315
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,554
- What's the matter, you got
something against war heroes?
316
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,789
- Of course not but...
317
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,724
- Didn't your wife tell
you how Drobney's
318
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:52,929
father got that message
to General de Gaulle?
319
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:53,862
- Yes, but...
320
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,097
- Did she tell you what happened
321
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,133
with those Germans in her attic?
322
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,600
- I didn't come here to talk
323
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,037
about the Germans
in my wife's attic.
324
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,405
Well I mean, I...
325
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,673
- I hear this
Drobney is the son of
326
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:09,178
the Count that your wife
was madly in love with.
327
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:13,549
- He's not the son of any
Count, Drobney's a dumb duck.
328
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:17,741
- And you ain't got no call
to bad-mouth a war hero.
329
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,358
- My humblest apologies,
have your Drobney day.
330
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,093
Get the Lieutenant-Governor.
331
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,286
I'm sure he'll be thrilled to
meet your guest of honor.
332
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,800
- When is the
Lieutenant-Governor's plane due?
333
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,336
- It just landed.
334
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,438
He'll be comin' through the
gate in a couple of minutes.
335
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,039
- Hello there.
336
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,507
- Gentlemen,
337
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,976
you've got a beautiful
day for your celebration.
338
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,345
- Nevermind that,
where is Drobney?
339
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,303
- He went in the,
to wash his feet.
340
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,939
- Well I'd better get him.
341
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,290
- The Lieutenant-Governor's
gettin' off the plane.
342
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,392
- Where is Drobney?
343
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,761
- There's nobody in there
but a duck washing his feet.
344
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:03,787
That's Drobney.
345
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,170
- Mr. Douglas, what
kind of a joke is this?
346
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,306
- It's no joke, ask my wife.
347
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,829
- That is Drobney.
348
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,178
Well, the son of Drobney's.
349
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,714
- Excuse me, I'm
Lieutenant-Governor Clyde.
350
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,417
Are you gentlemen the welcoming
committee from Hooterville?
351
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,387
- Yes Your Honor,
352
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,155
we're the welcoming
committee and this is...
353
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,857
- Well gentlemen, I am
very glad to meet you.
354
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,615
I'm very glad to
meet you indeed.
355
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,630
Where is the guest of honor?
356
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:38,034
He couldn't...
357
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,223
- There he is.
358
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,837
- You know him?
359
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,639
- I certainly do.
360
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,142
Oh, he's the son
of Drobney all right.
361
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,511
Why, he's the spitting
image of his father.
362
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,978
- You knew his father?
363
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,947
- I was in General de
Gaulle's headquarters
364
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,916
when he staggered
in with the message
365
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,118
that saved those
people in the farmhouse.
366
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,254
- I was in that farmhouse.
367
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,190
- You're not Lisa Groenitz,
the Underground fighter?
368
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,214
- That's me.
369
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,528
- It's an honor to meet you.
370
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,931
Everybody in the
ETO heard about you.
371
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:13,735
Say, what did you do with
those Germans in the attic?
372
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,273
- Well you see, I...
- Yes?
373
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,731
- This is my husband.
- Oh yes, the Count.
374
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,879
- I didn't marry the Count.
375
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,583
- Well I'm glad to meet
you anyway, Mr. Groenitz.
376
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,151
- The name is Douglas.
377
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,221
- Well if we're being informal,
you can call me Harry.
378
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,655
- No, I mean my last name...
379
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,890
- We'd better get going or
380
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,225
we'll be late for
the festivities.
381
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,194
We've got a car outside.
- Thank you.
382
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,597
Would you do me the honor of
riding with me, Mrs. Groenitz?
383
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,932
- Douglas.
- Yes, and I'm Harry.
384
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,791
It's nice to meet you.
- You ride with Drobney.
385
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,830
Drobney.
386
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,811
Shut up.
387
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:07,445
Mr. Douglas?
388
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,149
Mr. Douglas?
389
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,083
- Oh, for...
390
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,554
I'm coming.
391
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,039
- Mr. Douglas.
392
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,807
- I was just going
to take a bath.
393
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,909
- Look at this,
it's a Drobney day
394
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,669
special edition with
pictures and everything.
395
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,186
- I'm not interested.
- Look right here.
396
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,820
There's a picture
of Drobney receiving
397
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,556
a medal from the
Lieutenant-Governor.
398
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,990
- I don't care...
399
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,492
- And there's one of the
Governor riding in the parade
400
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,128
with Lisa Groenitz, the
famed Underground fighter.
401
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,430
- Her name isn't...
- They even mentioned you.
402
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,599
Douglas Groenitz.
403
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,190
- Douglas Groenitz?
404
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,538
I'll read it in the tub.
405
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,511
Now will you get
out of that bathtub?
406
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,868
I ran that water for myself.
407
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,772
Oh, you miserable...
408
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:23,432
Drob old boy, why
don't you finish your bath
409
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,669
and then take a nice,
long walk in the woods?
410
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,859
It's a perfect day for it.
411
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,543
- Oliver, I've been looking
everywhere for Drobney.
412
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,111
Do you know where he is?
413
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,248
- Yes, I think he went out
for a little walk in the woods.
414
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,117
And why would he do that?
415
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,019
What was that?
416
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,321
- What was what?
417
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,323
- Mr. Douglas, do you
want to go hunting?
418
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,291
The duck hunting
season opened today.
419
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:53,362
- Oh, you...
- Oliver, Drobney's out there.
420
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,386
- He is?
421
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,732
I'll bet you sent
him out there to
422
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,968
get even with him for
swimmin' in your bath.
423
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,238
- Eb, I...
- We gotta find him.
424
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,572
Drobney!
425
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,574
- Oliver, how could
you do such a thing,
426
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,043
sending him out
there to be shustered?
427
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,613
- There's nothing to worry
about, he's a big war hero.
428
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:14,316
He can dig himself a
foxhole or a duck hole or...
429
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,953
- Oliver, you're going out there
and find him, now come on.
430
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,456
- Okay, on one condition.
- What is that?
431
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,892
- You tell me what happened
with those Germans in the attic.
432
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:28,085
- Fine, first you find
Drobney and then I tell you.
433
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,374
Oh Drobney, you're safe.
434
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,398
Oliver.
435
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,578
Let him go.
436
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:46,348
What's sauce for the duck
is goose for the gander.
437
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,654
Oliver.
438
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,656
- I looked all over those
woods for three hours.
439
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,724
I couldn't find a
trace of Drobney.
440
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,394
- Oh, that's all
right, I'm sorry.
441
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:02,564
- Oh don't worry about
it, I'm sure he'll be all...
442
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,966
I'm soaked.
443
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,157
I'm gonna take a hot bath.
444
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,094
Drobney!
445
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:14,443
What are you doing here,
you web-footed little...
446
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:18,113
- Oliver, let Drobney
finish his bath.
447
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,382
- Why should I let
him take his bath?
448
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:23,018
I've been running all over
the town looking for the little...
449
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,460
- I couldn't find
Drobney anywhere.
450
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,363
- Oh he's all right,
he never left home.
451
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,564
- Thank goodness.
452
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,367
He might've gotten
swept away by the flood.
453
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,068
- What flood?
454
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,770
- You saw the rain.
455
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,640
- The weather forecast
said it was a brief shower.
456
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,409
- Yeah, the last time they
had a shower like that,
457
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,745
half of Hooterville
floated away.
458
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:53,649
- I tell ya, it's nothing
but a brief shower.
459
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,091
Well at least it
stopped raining.
460
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:07,028
- Oliver, how long are we
going to stay up here on the roof?
461
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,030
- Somebody oughta be along soon.
462
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,332
- Yeah, that's
what you said when
463
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,857
we moved up here six days ago.
464
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,604
- If we could just
get word to town,
465
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,740
let them know
we're stuck up here.
466
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,575
- Drobney will save us.
467
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,744
- Now how could that...
468
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,579
- Do you have a pen?
- Yes, I sure do.
469
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,547
- What are you gonna do?
- You have a piece of paper?
470
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,815
- Yeah right here, listen,
471
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,684
take the X page out
of my address book.
472
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,086
It only has six names on it.
- Six?
473
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,321
- Hey look, there comes Drobney.
474
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,024
- Drobney.
475
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,093
- Come on boy.
- Come on.
476
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,530
Drobney, now take this
message and get help.
477
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,165
Go on, go on get
help, go on Drobney.
478
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,668
Get help just like
your father did.
479
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:50,193
- You're wasting your time.
- See you soon.
480
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,898
- Boy, there goes a brave duck.
481
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,686
- It says the worst flood
in the state's history.
482
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,254
Thank goodness it's over.
483
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,390
- Oh Oliver, it's
been three weeks.
484
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:10,893
What do you suppose
happened to Drobney?
485
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,495
- Well offhand I'd
say he copped out.
486
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,297
- They said his
father wouldn't do it
487
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,566
either when he went for
the French Underground.
488
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,135
- Lisa, let's forget about
dopey duck, I've had enough...
489
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,812
- It's Drobney.
490
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,848
And you said he copped out.
- Where's he been?
491
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,349
He left three weeks ago.
492
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,018
- Wait a second, there
is something in his pouch.
493
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,208
There you are.
494
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:43,892
Listen to this, it's from
the French Underground.
495
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,161
"Your message for help received.
496
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:49,765
"Send money and
we will send help.
497
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,900
"P.S. what do you want us to do
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00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,870
"with the four
Germans in the attic?"
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00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:41,138
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