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- No.
- But Sam...
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- No, I... Haney get your
hand outta the pickle barrel.
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- But Sam, you're the only...
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- I'm not gonna do it.
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Haney, get away
from those apples.
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I been mayor of this town for
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37 years, and I don't
wanna be mayor again.
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- But Sam you...
- No thanks.
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It's a miserable job.
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It don't pay nothing and...
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Haney get outta the jellybeans.
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Practically costs me
money to be mayor.
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I had to buy me a frock
coat, a high hat and...
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Haney get your hand
outta the cash register.
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And besides the
expense, I had to
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close up my store for all those
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silly civic functions and...
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Where are you going
with that shovel, Haney?
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- But Sam, you gotta reconsider.
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- No sir, I'm through.
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Find yourself some other
boob to run for mayor.
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- But where are we gonna
find another boob like you?
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- Good morning, gentlemen.
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Good morning Mr. Mayor.
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♪ Green Acres
is the place to be,
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♪ Farm livin'
is the life for me,
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♪ Land spreadin'
out so far and wide,
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♪ Keep Manhattan just
give me that countryside,
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay,
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay,
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view,
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♪ Darling I love you,
but give me Park Avenue,
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♪ The chores.
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♪ The stores, ♪ Fresh
air, ♪ Times Square,
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♪ You are my wife,
♪ Goodbye city life,
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♪ Green Acres we are there.
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- Lisa.
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- May I help you sir?
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- Oh, it's you.
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- I didn't recognize ya.
You're not staggerin'.
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- Look, have you
seen Mrs. Douglas?
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- Oh, she said she'd
be back in a little while.
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- Oh, when did she leave?
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- Last Tuesday.
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- Were'd she go?
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I've got some
great news for her.
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They're gonna run me
for the mayor of Hooterville.
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- Gol-lee, my Dad the mayor.
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- I'm not your...
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- We'll be wealthy from
all the graft and corruption.
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- Eb!
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- You can fix all my
traffic tickets for me.
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- Eb!
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- Bus me to whatever
school I wanna go to.
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Get me my own liquor license.
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- Eb, will you simmer
down and tell me
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where Mrs. Douglas went.
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- Whatta you care?
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Now that you're
gonna be the mayor,
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you can have all
the women you want.
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- Where did she go?
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- Ralph picked her up.
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They were going to
some kinda meeting
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over at the Ziffel's.
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- Doris, are you sure
Sam's gonna run again?
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- Yeah, Fred went to the
store to renominate him.
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- Mr. Drucker is
a very nice man.
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- He's an old fogey.
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He's been mayor for 37 years,
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and the only thing
he's ever done
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for Hooterville is
to get the direction
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of our one-way street changed.
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- But he's a very nice man.
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- There's no room
for nice men in politics.
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We need somebody
more progressive.
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- How about my husband?
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- Why do we need a man?
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Why don't we run a woman?
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- Now you're talking Ralph.
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'Course that's nothing new.
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You're always talking.
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- Doris, I don't have
to take that kind of...
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- Now girls, please,
please don't fight.
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- Mrs. Douglas is right.
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If I'm gonna run for mayor,
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I'm gonna need all the
cooperation I can get.
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- Who said you were gonna run?
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- Well, we said we're
gonna run a woman.
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- Yeah, but you're
not even close.
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- Doris...
- Ladies, ladies...
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- Well, why should she run?
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Why can't I be the candidate?
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- If we wanna an old fogey,
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we might just as well keep Sam.
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- Ralph, I'm gonna belt you.
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- Please!
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Now I agree we
should run a woman.
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But if we're going to
fight among ourselves,
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we're never going
to get anywhere.
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- Mrs. Douglas is right.
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She's the only one
that's got any sense.
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- Then let's run her.
- Me?
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- It's about time we struck
a blow for womanhood.
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- Yeah, for years
they've kept women
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out of town politics.
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Do you realize
they don't even have
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a ladies' restroom
at the city hall?
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- If you become mayor,
you could help us women.
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- Yeah, we wouldn't have to walk
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to the gas station anymore.
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- Whattaya say?
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- Well, it's a big
responsibility.
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- We need you.
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- All right. I accept
the denomination.
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Oliver, Oliver.
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Oliver.
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- Lisa.
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I got news for you.
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I'm going to run for
mayor of Hooterville.
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You're gonna run for
mayor of Hooterville?
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That's what I said.
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- Hold it.
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We're both saying
the same thing,
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so I don't know which
one of us is saying it.
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- I said, I'm gonna run
for mayor of Hooterville.
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- You couldn't have said that,
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because that's what I just said.
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You're going to run for mayor?
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Lisa, who nominated you?
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- The Women's
Committee to Get Rid of
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Old Fogey Sam Drucker,
who's a very nice man.
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- Well, Mr. Drucker
isn't gonna run.
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They asked me to run.
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- Well, I'm very proud of you.
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- Thank you, uh,
now that you know
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that I'm running,
you can call up
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the women and tell
'em you're withdrawing.
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- Why would I want to do that?
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- Well, Lisa, you really don't
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stand a chance against me.
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- Ohh?
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- You really don't think
you could beat me?
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- I don't think it
would be very hard.
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- Well, all right.
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I accept the challenge.
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If you wanna make
a fool of yourself, fine.
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But on election night
when the final results
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come in I don't
wanna see any tears.
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- Like my father used to say,
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he who cries last gets
the wet handkerchief.
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- May I give you
a word of advice?
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Don't use any of
your father's sayings
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in your campaign.
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There's no sense in
letting everybody know
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that you come from
a family of morons.
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- Well!
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It looks like this campaign is
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going to be real schmuck raiser.
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- We gotta work out
some kind of campaign
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for you Mr. Douglas.
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- It doesn't have
to be too elaborate.
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I think the best idea would be
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for me to make a few speeches
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as to what I'm going
to do when I'm elected.
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- Well, what are you gonna do?
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- Oh, I'm gonna try to
keep the taxes down.
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Cut the town's budget.
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- We don't have a budget.
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- You don't?
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- No, we ain't had one in
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the 37 years I been mayor.
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- How do you run the town?
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- Well, when we get the taxes,
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we just put 'em in a box,
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and whenever we need money
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we take it out of the box.
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- You take 'em out...
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- When the box is empty,
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that's the end
of the fiscal year.
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- That's no way to...
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- Well, how would you do it?
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- Well, I'd get a big, uh...
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No, you already have
one of those, so uh...
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- Nobody's talking to you Hank.
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- Well, he asked me how I'd...
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- I was talking to Mr. Douglas.
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- Who?
- Mr. Douglas, stupid.
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- Well, if
Mr. Douglas is stupid,
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why are we running
him for mayor?
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- If I'm elected, I
certainly wouldn't
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advocate keeping
the taxes in a box.
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- Where would you keep 'em?
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- In the bank.
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- We ain't got a
bank. In Hooterville?
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- Well, that's something
I'd like to strive for;
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to have our own bank.
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- Well, that'd be a good
plank for your platform.
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- How 'bout sex?
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- I beg your pardon?
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- Now, with a
glamorous wife like yours
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running against you,
you're gonna have to
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come up with something
sexier than a bank.
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- That's right.
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All your wife has to
do to get the menfolk
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to vote for her is to campaign
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in one of them fluffy
negligees of hers.
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- I got an idea.
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Why don't we put
Mr. Douglas in a negligee?
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- Ahhh, no, I've seen
him in a negligee.
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It don't do a thing to me.
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- I never wore...
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- Your wife is gonna
be tough to beat.
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I'm glad I ain't
running against her.
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- Look, I admit, my
wife is very attractive.
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But beauty does
not necessarily mean
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anything in politics.
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- Yeah, how about Hobert
Herver, Heebert Haver,
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Heever Hobart.
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- Herbert Hoover.
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- Well that's close,
Sam, but that's not it.
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- Gentlemen, there are
things this town needs,
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and I intend to get out there.
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Tell the people about 'em.
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- Mr. Douglas, you
can count on us.
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But there's just one question
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I have about your campaign.
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- Yes, what?
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- How much shall
I tell the people
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that you're paying for votes?
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- Don't worry Mrs. Douglas.
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With us handling your
campaign, you're a cinch to win.
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- Yeah, every woman
in town will vote for ya.
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- Well, that's fine, but there
are more men than women.
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- Well, it'll be easy to get
the men to vote for you.
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All you have to have
is a good platform,
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and you wear a short
skirt so they can see it.
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- You can't always count on sexy
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to get what you want.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- If I want to get
elected, I have to
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show both men and
women that I'm going
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to make a better
mayor than my husband.
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- Well, from now
on, you better stop
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calling him your husband,
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and refer to him as
your crooked opponent.
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- Oh yeah, from now on
he's your hated enemy.
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- Well, good afternoon ladies.
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- Hello there crooked opponent.
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- She's talking to
you hated enemy.
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- Look, I...
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- Did you come in to spy
on our campaign plans?
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- I'm really not interested
in your campaign plans.
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- We're gonna have to find
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another place to
hold our meetin'.
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- I've got a better idea.
256
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,713
Why don't you get
him to move out?
257
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,615
- Well, why do I
have to do that?
258
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,816
- It doesn't look too
good to have you
259
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,952
living with your opponent.
260
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,420
- I've been living
with Oliver a long time.
261
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,488
- It's just a habit.
262
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,958
You can break it easy.
263
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,026
- Well Ralph, as
far as I'm concerned
264
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there is room in the same house
265
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for politics and connubials.
266
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,365
- Lisa, have you seen...
267
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What are you making?
268
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- Hot chocolate.
269
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Would you like to have some?
270
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- Please.
271
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How do you make that?
272
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,216
- I got 12 bars of chocolate;
273
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put them in the pot;
274
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hotted them up;
275
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hence the name of hot chocolate.
276
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:47,624
- Lisa, if you're
running for mayor
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on your cooking ability,
you'll never make it.
278
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,728
- Oh, please don't politic me.
279
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,396
If you like to connubial
me, that's all right.
280
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,364
- What does that mean?
281
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,465
- I'll show you.
282
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This is a connubial.
283
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,677
- Well, now I know
where they get the saying
284
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,535
politics makes
strange bedfellers.
285
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,348
- You want something?
286
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,083
- I did, but I can't remember.
287
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,052
I'm emotionally
disturbed by the picture
288
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,088
of my father
kissing the girl I love.
289
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,256
- Eb...
- Mrs. Douglas,
290
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,791
this makes a problem for me.
291
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,492
I don't know who
I should vote for.
292
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,662
You or your crooked opponent.
293
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,729
- I am not...
294
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,998
- Eb, I understand how you feel.
295
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,901
And I wouldn't want to
influence you one way or another.
296
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,836
You have to vote
for the one you think
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00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,404
is best for the job.
298
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,874
If you want Mr. Douglas,
you vote for him.
299
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,644
If you want to be chief
of police, you vote for me.
300
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,480
- Lisa, that's unethical.
You can't buy votes.
301
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,447
- Why not?
302
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,683
Mr. Haney says you're paying
303
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,184
five dollars apiece
for your votes.
304
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,185
- That's not true.
305
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,486
- How much are you paying?
306
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,854
- I'm not paying anything.
307
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,556
- I'm glad to hear that.
308
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,424
Because when
I'm chief of police,
309
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,061
I'd hate to have to pull you in.
310
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,729
- You're not going
to be chief of police,
311
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,230
and you're not gonna be mayor.
312
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,866
Now, why don't you do the
sensible thing and withdraw?
313
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,401
- Never.
314
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,070
- Then we'll just have
to fight it out at the polls.
315
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,707
And believe me, you
don't stand a chance.
316
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,541
- Now, the committee
has worked out this list
317
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,010
of places that
you're gonna speak
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00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,578
at tomorrow night.
319
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,580
At 8 o'clock you will address
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the Hooterville PTA.
321
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,784
At 8:05; the Elks Club.
322
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,519
At 8:10; the Friends of the
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Volunteer Fire Department.
324
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,057
At 8:15...
- Just a minute, just a minute,
325
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,259
that's five minutes per speech.
326
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,329
- Less; you've got to get
from one place to the other.
327
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,397
- That won't give me
time to say anything.
328
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,367
- Now you're gettin' the idea.
- Whaaa?
329
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,369
- Well, we've heard
you speak, and, uh,
330
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,904
we figure you can
put an audience
331
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to sleep in ten minutes.
332
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,777
This way, they'll just
have time to start yawning.
333
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,179
- Gentlemen, I appreciate
your trying to help me,
334
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,515
but I think I can handle
my campaign by myself.
335
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:58,054
- You took them words right
out of Tom Dewey's mouth.
336
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,055
- What's Tom Dewey...
337
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,357
- We got to change your image.
338
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,291
- To what?
339
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,426
- To something less gruesome.
340
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,494
- Now see here...
341
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,030
- I got just the thing for you.
342
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,699
Since the 18-year-olds
have the vote,
343
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:14,703
what we've got to
do is youthatize you.
344
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,172
- Euthanize me?
345
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,142
- Now, let's see
how you look in that.
346
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,376
- Whattaya think Fred?
347
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,534
- Looks a little bit
like Patsy Kelly.
348
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,681
- Well, back to your image.
349
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,583
- There's nothing
wrong with my image.
350
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,152
- Here, kiss this.
351
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,086
- What's this?
352
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,121
- That is a model baby.
353
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,923
Kissin' babies is
one of the most
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00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,558
important things a
candidate has to do
355
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,027
if he wants to get elected.
356
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,030
- I am not going
to kiss any babies.
357
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:44,200
- You sure quote a
lot of Tom Dewey.
358
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,868
- If you two don't
mind, please let
359
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:49,227
me handle my own
campaign in my own way.
360
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,310
- I don't know about you Fred,
361
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,502
but I'm gonna go out and put
some bets on Mrs. Douglas.
362
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,056
- How about this for the speech?
363
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,926
- It don't look
very PTAish to me.
364
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,327
- How 'bout this one?
365
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,929
It has an air of
honesty about it
366
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,563
with just a touch of sex.
367
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,965
- Yeah, that'd be OK.
368
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,133
- You got your speech ready?
369
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,101
- Yes, I got it all written out.
370
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:19,969
- Let's hear it.
371
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:20,803
- Here we are.
372
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,426
Members of the TPA.
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00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,441
- PTA.
- What's that?
374
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,143
- Parent Teachers Association.
375
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,245
- Then what's TPA?
376
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,646
- Maybe she outta
wear this dress
377
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,983
so they won't notice
what she's saying.
378
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,351
- Go on Mrs. Douglas.
379
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,186
- I am here tonight to tell you
380
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,487
what I'm going to do about
381
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,622
the education for your children.
382
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,825
My opponent, who
also happens to be
383
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,760
my husband by marriage,
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00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,695
has said nothing
about education.
385
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,531
But then, what do men
know about children?
386
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,568
You show me a man
who ever had a child,
387
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,759
and I'll show you a woman.
388
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,274
- What does that mean?
389
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,509
- If I am elected,
what am I going to do
390
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,811
about your children's education?
391
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,002
I'll tell you.
392
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,589
And that's what I'm
going to do if I'm elected.
393
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,613
- Bravo!
394
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,059
- Thank you, thank you.
395
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,327
- You better get
dressed Mrs. Douglas.
396
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,162
It wouldn't look
good if you were late.
397
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,953
- I'll start the car.
398
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:30,194
Why those dirty...
Mrs. Douglas, Doris.
399
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,378
- What's the matter?
400
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,014
- We've been sabotaged.
401
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,848
- Who would do
a thing like that?
402
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,785
- Who do ya think?
Hateful Harry.
403
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,986
= Who?
404
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,221
- Your husband.
405
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,223
- Oh, he wouldn't
do a thing like that.
406
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:51,193
- Well, one of the
opposition done it.
407
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,650
- This means war.
408
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,440
- Yes, I hope you'll vote
for me on election day.
409
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,707
Yeah, nice meeting you.
410
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,209
Hope you'll vote for me.
411
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,478
Hope you'll remember
me on election day.
412
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,747
Yes sir, remember to
vote for me on election day.
413
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,781
You too, I wanna...
414
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,151
Ohhhhhhhhh, you miserable...
415
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,385
- Vote for Mrs. Douglas.
416
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,976
She's not a coward.
417
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,428
You know what you're
gonna say to the women.
418
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,397
- Yes, I got the whole
speech mesmerized.
419
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,432
- Good.
- But at least
420
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,599
this time they didn't let the
421
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,357
air out of the tires.
422
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,329
- No, they stole
the steering wheel.
423
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,814
- As farmers, you
know as well as I do
424
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,173
that without water
there can be no farm.
425
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,789
Now, how can we
assure ourselves an
426
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,646
adequate water supply?
427
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,249
The answer is simple.
428
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,331
I propose that the
town of Hooterville
429
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,288
drill a community well.
430
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,270
That way we will
always have water
431
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,128
just by asking for it.
432
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,592
- Yes?
433
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:51,313
- Poll shows Oliver Douglas
leading morality race.
434
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,571
- Morality race? Mayorality.
435
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,954
- I can't understand
how he can be winning.
436
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,923
- It's simple; all
the men are for him,
437
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,458
and all the women
are for Mrs. Douglas.
438
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,527
And there's more men than women.
439
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,296
Not that it's ever
done me any good.
440
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,031
- Well the election's
gettin' closer.
441
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,199
We gotta think of some way to
442
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,301
swing some of them
men's votes over to you.
443
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,736
- Wait a second.
I've got an idea.
444
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,606
- And to paraphrase Mark Twain;
445
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,408
everybody talks about taxes,
446
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,510
but nobody does
anything about them.
447
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:25,013
If I am elected, I don't
intend to talk about them.
448
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,616
I plan to do
something about them.
449
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,008
- Lisa!! Come back.
450
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,236
You don't fall for
a trick like that.
451
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,404
- See ya later Mr. Douglas.
452
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,605
- Where you going?
453
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,030
- Oh I just thought
I'd take a little walk.
454
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,313
Lisa you should be
ashamed of yourself
455
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,115
riding through town like that.
456
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,016
- There must be an
awful lot of horse lovers
457
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,452
among men, because
the Mirror shows
458
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,144
I'm swinging their votes my way.
459
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,259
- Well if you have to stoop
to that kind of tactics...
460
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,793
- If you want to
have equal time,
461
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,430
I'll be happy to lend you
my horse and the wig.
462
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,866
- I don't want the
horse and wig.
463
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,102
- Oliver, now that
you see that I'm ahead,
464
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,937
why don't you give up.
465
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,805
And when I'm
elected I'll see if I
466
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,642
can get you in as vice mayor.
467
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,643
- Vice mayor?
468
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,877
- Yes, like the president has
469
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,248
a vice president;
Spyros Skouras.
470
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,849
- Spyros Skouras?
471
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,153
- Yes, the fellow who
makes those funny watches.
472
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,623
- Oh, that's a Spyro, and he
doesn't make those watches.
473
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,858
And besides, you're
not elected yet.
474
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,527
- Ralph says I will be.
475
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,429
We've got a few more
things up her sleeve.
476
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,930
- It's Ralph.
477
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,634
She's the one who's dreaming
up all these unethical tricks.
478
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,036
- Well then, there's
just one thing to do.
479
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,571
We've got to get rid of her.
480
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,772
- Why don't we
send her a telegram
481
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,141
telling her to report
to Atlantic City.
482
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,178
She's been elected Mr. America.
483
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,345
- She wouldn't fall for...
484
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,780
- Hey, there's one thing she'd
485
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,816
drop anything for;
orange blossoms.
486
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,185
- That's right.
487
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,721
If we could just get
somebody to marry her.
488
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,745
- Who'd wanna marry her?
489
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,268
Wait a second.
490
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,292
Not a second, ten years.
491
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,006
- She's sweet on ya.
492
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,274
- Yeah, all you gotta do is
493
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,910
just marry her, take
her on a honeymoon,
494
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,545
and by the time you get back,
495
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,381
Mr. Douglas will be elected.
496
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,750
- No, I'm not gonna do it.
497
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,186
- You got to. For the party.
498
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,021
- I'm sorry.
499
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,289
I'm not gonna
get married just so
500
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,079
you can have a party.
501
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,595
- I couldn't ask anybody to make
502
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,452
a sacrifice like that.
503
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,999
- Well, he don't
have to marry her.
504
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,770
- I won't have that kind
of talk around my store.
505
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,506
- He meant that he
can just court her;
506
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,376
lead her down the primrose path,
507
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,546
and then dump her
after the election.
508
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,813
- Well, you've certainly sunk
509
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,350
below the level of
inhuman indecency.
510
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,651
What are you talking about?
511
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,386
- Having Mr. Kimball
pretend that
512
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,621
he's in love with Ralph,
513
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,088
and that he was
going to marry her
514
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,791
just to keep her from
helping my campaign.
515
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,393
- It's no worse than
some of the things
516
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,827
you've pulled on me.
517
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,496
- Who let the air
out of our tires?
518
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,764
- Who squirted me with water?
519
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,299
- Who stole our steering wheel?
520
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,534
- Who filled my hat
up with hot dough?
521
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,236
- Ohhh, that's what Ralph did
522
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,138
with my hotcakes batter.
523
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,340
- Lisa, I've had enough
of this nonsense.
524
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:39,808
Government is a
serious business.
525
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,210
It's not a series of
college-boy pranks.
526
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,312
Now, if you wanna
run against me,
527
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,247
do it on an intellectual level.
528
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,583
If that's possible.
- Well!!
529
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,418
- If you can't be
elected on your ability,
530
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,953
then my advice to you is
to withdraw from the race.
531
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,122
- I withdraw all right,
but not from the race,
532
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,357
from our marriage.
533
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,449
- If that's what you
want, good luck.
534
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,621
- Bad riddance to good rubbish.
535
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:10,972
- Now, tomorrow night,
536
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,808
you're due to speak
at the Elks Club.
537
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,042
- Fine.
538
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,144
- You outta try your
tax speech again.
539
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,947
Not too many
people understood it.
540
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,148
- Fine.
541
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,116
- Mr. Douglas,
are you all right?
542
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,118
- I had a fight with my wife.
543
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,688
- Good, did she
hit you or anything?
544
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,055
- Of course not.
545
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,290
- Oh, too bad.
546
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,860
A lot of elections have
been lost on hittin'.
547
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:35,030
- I'm sorry to hear you and
the Mrs. had a fallin' out.
548
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,365
- Do you happen to know the name
549
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,201
of the fella she's
runnin' away with?
550
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,303
- She's not running
away with anybody.
551
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:44,673
- Too bad; that might
cinch the election.
552
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,975
- Gentlemen, my
marriage is more important
553
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,610
to me than any election.
554
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:51,413
- How do you figger that?
555
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:55,050
- Therefore, I have decided
to withdraw from the race.
556
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,252
- But Mr. Douglas...
- That's my decision.
557
00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,522
Thank you for all your
help and your cooperation.
558
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,091
But I am no longer a candidate.
559
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,493
- That's my decision.
560
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,895
I am no longer a candidate.
561
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,930
In the words of Calvin Cooledge
562
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:11,166
I do not choose to have a run.
563
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,668
- But why?
564
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,471
- Because nothing is worth
to break up my marriage.
565
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,439
Do you know that
in all these years
566
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,375
we've been married,
this is the first
567
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,176
time that Oliver ever walked out
568
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,178
and slammed the door on me.
569
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,848
- Fred always walks out
and slams the door on me.
570
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:28,216
A couple of times I
even had my fingers in it.
571
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,242
- I'm sorry Mrs. Ziffel,
but my mind is made up.
572
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,313
- Lisa!
573
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,361
Lisa!
574
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:43,164
- Oh Oliver, I'm so
glad you came back.
575
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,166
I thought you
schlammed out for good.
576
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,569
- Oh Lisa, you know
I couldn't leave you.
577
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,104
Our marriage is
much more important
578
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,873
to me than any political job.
579
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,075
- I know, that's why I
withdrew from the race.
580
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,310
- So did I!
581
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,945
- What did you do that for?
582
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,515
Now we won't have
a mayor in the family.
583
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,216
- Lisa, which is more important;
584
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,751
to have a mayor in the family,
585
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,252
or to have a marriage.
586
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,688
- Well that's a silly question.
587
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:09,046
- I'm through with politics.
588
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,149
- Hide me quick.
589
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,319
Ralph is after me.
590
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,332
She's got a whole gang with her.
591
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:18,567
Justice of the
Peace, two witnesses
592
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,669
and her brother's
riding shotgun.
593
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,638
- Well, you shouldn't
have led her on.
594
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,306
- With Ralph you
don't lead, you follow;
595
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,975
even when you're
dancing with her.
596
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,845
Hankie, where are you?
597
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:30,935
- Holy smoke.
598
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:37,719
- I'll handle this.
599
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:41,824
I think I know a way how
to get her mind off marriage.
600
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,202
- Where is everybody?
601
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:58,674
- Don't worry, they can't
stay in hiding forever.
602
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:41,238
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