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- Oh, Lori, I'm so sorry
you have to go home today.
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- Me too.
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- Did you have a
good summer with us?
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- Lisa, we have to be at
the airport in an hour, and...
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What's that?
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- They're blooping out
Auld Lang Syne for Lori.
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- How can they...
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- This stack will be
ready in a minute.
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- If she eats another
stack of those,
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they won't be able to get
the plane off the ground.
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- Darling, when you get married,
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don't marry a wise acre.
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- Lisa, she's going
to miss her plane.
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- I'll get dressed.
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- Have you got any money?
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- Why, is there a charge
for getting dressed?
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- I need some cash
for Lori's plane ticket.
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- All I have is $2.00,
in mad money,
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that's why I can't afford
to get mad too often.
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- I'll stop at Drucker's
and cash a check.
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- I hate to go home.
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I've had so much fun here.
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- Well the country's
done you a lot of good.
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Oh, I say you've developed
a lot muscle there,
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sawing away at those things.
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- Mrs. Douglas
gave me the recipe,
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so my aunt can
make these for me.
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- Is your aunt a good cook?
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- Very good.
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- Lets keep her that way.
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♪ Green acres
♪ Is the place to be
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♪ Farm living ♪
Is the life for me
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♪ Land spreading
out ♪ So far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan
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♪ Just give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
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♪ But give me Park
Avenue ♪ The chores
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♪ The stores ♪ Fresh
air ♪ Times Square
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♪ You are my wife
♪ Goodbye city life
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♪ Green acres we are there
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- I'll only be a minute.
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- Could I say goodbye
to Mr. Drucker?
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- Oh sure.
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- Can I say goodbye to him too?
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- Where are you going?
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- To the airport.
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- Oh, now stay in the car.
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Look we all don't have to go in.
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- Well Lori's going
to leave soon,
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and I want to spend
every minute with her.
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- Okay.
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- Hey, can I turn on the radio?
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- Yeah, go ahead.
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- Hey, Mrs. Douglas,
that's the song
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your hotcakes were
playing this morning.
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- Oh, morning folks.
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- Good morning, Mr. Drucker.
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- Hey, good
morning, Mr. Drucker.
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We're in a kind
of a hurry, could
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you cash a check for us?
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- I'm sorry you're
leaving, Lori.
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- I'm sorry, too.
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- It's been nice
having you around.
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- Thank you.
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- Mr. Drucker, could
you please, the check?
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- Our house is going to
be very lonely without her.
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- I'll bet it will.
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- The check, please.
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- You're gonna write
to us, aren't you?
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- Yes, sir.
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- Mr. Drucker, please,
would you cash the check?
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- Oh, yes sir.
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$50, huh?
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You know, you're
one of the few people
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in the valley I'd cash
a personal check for.
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- Well, that's...
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- I've been a store
keeper for over 30 years,
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and I've made it a policy
never to cash personal checks.
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Used to have a sign up there,
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said no personal checks cashed.
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- Yes, well...
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- You know why
I had it up there?
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On account of Ben Miller.
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Now there's a man that
looks as honest as you,
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and I cashed a check for
him one day, and it bounced.
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- Well...
- Boing, boing, boing, boing.
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- May I have the money please?
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- Oh, sure.
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$50, huh?
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That's the same amount as Ben's.
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- Yes.
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- I'm sorry, I haven't got
that much in the register.
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- Well why didn't you...
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- I've got it in my safe.
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It'll only take a minute.
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Well lets see, what was
that combination again?
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Oh, just a minute.
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I've got it in the back room.
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Oh, we're in quite a hurry.
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- I just remembered.
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I wrote it on the
wall, right here.
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I figured that was
the safest place for it.
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Nobody would figure
I was stupid enough
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to write it on the wall,
right over the safe.
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- No, they wouldn't.
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- There's only one way
to beat crooks today,
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you've gotta...
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- May we have the money, please?
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- Oh, yes sir.
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Now lets see.
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Three, right.
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That a three, or an eight?
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That's the only
trouble with this system,
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I can't read my own writing.
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I guess it's a three.
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Well I guess it was an eight.
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See, I got the burglar
alarm, connected to...
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- Somebody's robbing
Mr. Drucker's safe.
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Got you, you're not
getting away from me...
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- That's Mr. Drucker!
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- Are you sure?
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- Yes!
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- Then what's he
robbing his own safe for?
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- Yes, sir?
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- Oh, yes sir, can I help you?
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- Yes, I'd like a ticket
to New York, half fare.
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- A half fare?
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Just how old are you, sonny?
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- It's not for me.
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It's for her.
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- Well how old is she?
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- Eight.
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- Pretty well developed
for an eight year old.
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- This is the little girl.
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- Oh.
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Now where to?
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- New York.
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- Round trip?
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- One way.
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- You realize, of
course, that with
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a one way ticket you're not
allowed to watch the movie?
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- Look...
- And it's a brand new one, too.
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Tom Mix in Apache Pass.
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- Just give me a half
fare ticket to New York.
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- Alright.
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Does the little lady have
any preference about seating?
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- I'd like to sit by the window.
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- Well I'm sorry
honey, but you see
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the pilot is the only
one on the plane
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that has a window.
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- The pilot's the
only one who...
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- That'll be $18.30.
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- Is the plane ready?
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- About as ready
as it ever will be.
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- When can the
little girl get onboard?
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- As soon as they
bring back the ladder.
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The ladder?
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- Yes, you see the
painters borrowed it.
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They're painting the men's room.
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- Maybe we oughta
let Lori take the train.
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- Hold on, look, don't
get all up tight about this,
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you see the company
psychologist suggested
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that we tell a few
jokes to the passengers
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to make them laugh.
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- Oh.
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- See that way it
keeps their minds
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off the holes in the wings.
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- What?
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- That's just a new
funny, they just
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gave it to me this morning.
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- Here's Lori's bag.
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Say, when can she
get on the plane?
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- As soon as they
return the ladder.
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- Oh, are they painting
the ladies' room again?
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- No, the men's room.
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- Now Trans Pixie
Airlines has a little present
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for you honey, a package of toys
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to help you wile away the
time, while you're in the air.
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- What's in it?
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- A roulette wheel,
a deck of cards,
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pair of dice, an eye
shade, and a dealer's apron.
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We used to give these
out on our Las Vegas flight,
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but we had to cut it out.
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You see one of the pilot's
lost a plane at the crap table.
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- Forget the jokes.
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- Oh that's no joke,
it actually happened.
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- Look, I...
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- You see, he rolled
snake eyes, and...
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Oh, they're bringing
back the ladder,
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you can board the plane now.
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- What gate?
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- That will be announced
on the public address system.
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- Alright, come on, lets go.
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- Come on darling.
- Okay, lets go.
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- May I have your
attention please?
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- Will you...
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- Trans Pixie Airlines,
flight 27, non stop
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to New York, via
Dunphysville, Felsonville,
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and Turkey Feather Junction,
now boarding at gate six.
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Passengers please
stop at the Trans Pixie
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Airlines counter, before
boarding for their oxygen masks.
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- Of all the...
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- I'll get your
mask for you, Lori.
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- It's time to say
goodbye honey, bye.
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- Goodbye, Mr. Douglas.
- Bye.
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- Goodbye, Mrs. Douglas.
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I'm going to miss you both.
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- Oh, goodbye darling.
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We're going to
miss you, you were
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like our own little girl.
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- Here's your oxygen mask, Lori.
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Now the man said
be sure and save
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the paper bag,
because you might...
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- Hey, hey, Eb.
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- Bye, Eb.
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- Oh, goodbye little sister.
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And you write to me.
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- Trans Pixie
Airlines, flight 27 is
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now ready to depart.
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Will the little girl,
with the gambling kit,
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please get onboard?
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- I don't believe this.
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- Oh, you'd better get onboard.
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Come on darling, hurry up.
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Goodbye, Mr. Douglas, goodbye!
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- Goodbye, Lori.
- Bye!
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Bye, bye!
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- Oh, she's gone.
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- Yeah, well...
- Yeah, she's...
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Gone, gone, gone!
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- Eb, Eb, Eb.
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- Oliver, I'm going
to miss her so much.
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- Lisa.
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Lisa, aren't you going
to get up, it's two o'clock.
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- What's to get up for?
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- Well...
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- Without a child
to keep you busy,
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I don't have any
porpoise in life.
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- Porpoise?
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You mean...
- All I have to remember her by
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is her little teddy bear.
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- That's Eb's,
he lent it to her.
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Now come on, get up.
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- Ah, yesterday
when Lori was here
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there was a reason to get up.
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But today?
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What's to get up for?
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- Will you stop saying that?
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- Oh, Oliver, I miss her.
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- So do I.
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- Then what do you get up for?
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- Well because...
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- Oh, it's so empty here
without her shining little face,
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and the laughter of her smile,
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and the little pitter
patter of her little feet.
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- If you wanna stay
in bed, stay in bed,
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but I have got work to do.
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- If there were something
worth doing I'd get up.
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- You could make
lunch for me, and Eb.
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00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,720
- That's not worth
getting up for.
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00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,221
- Oh, for...
266
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,657
- Maybe if I had something
important to keep me occupied.
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00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,258
- Get up, and we'll discuss it.
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- Oh no, I know that trick.
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00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,428
- What trick?
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00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,930
- You always say get
up, and we discuss it,
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and then I get up, and
while we're discussing it,
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00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,935
a friend of yours comes,
and steals the bed.
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- Get up.
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00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,072
- What's to get up for?
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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,573
- If you say that once more...
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00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:09,112
- Oliver, having Lori here
gave me something to do.
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00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,981
Now I have to find
something to keep me busy.
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00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,616
- Maybe you could
go to state college,
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00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,652
and take an extension course?
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00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,956
- What for, I know how
to use an extension.
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00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,458
You plug one end
into the wall, and...
282
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:26,228
- Yes, an extension course
would be a waste of time.
283
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,265
- Oliver, I need a purpose.
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00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,167
- If you had taken
care of your porpoise,
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00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,869
you wouldn't need a purpose.
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- Oliver.
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00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,861
Maybe I could find a job?
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00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,308
- You wanna work for me?
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00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,509
- That's right.
290
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,778
- Well...
291
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,012
- Since Lori left I
don't know what
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00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,781
to do with myself,
so I've got to find
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00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,415
a job to keep me busy.
294
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,717
- Well...
295
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,518
- You wouldn't have
to pay me very much.
296
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,720
- Well...
297
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,855
- I've had experience
as a sales girl,
298
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,158
when my father
was the king I worked
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00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,359
in the souvenir shop
he had on the first
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floor of the palace.
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00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,863
- Well...
302
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,198
- I used to sell all
kinds of souvenirs
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00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,266
to the tourists, like ash trays,
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00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,468
with my father's
picture on the bottom.
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00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,270
Those were our best sellers.
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00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,106
People liked to grind
out their cigarettes
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00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,629
in a king's mouth.
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00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,276
- Well I can see where...
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00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,278
- Then I used to
have colored slides
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00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,815
of my father,
sitting on his throne,
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00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,952
in various poses,
six positions, for $1.
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00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,822
Course the biggest
item we had was
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a balloon, which
you could blow up,
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00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,027
into a life size model of
my mother, the queen.
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00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,261
- Oh, well that sounds...
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00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,930
- Anyway, I worked
there for two years,
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00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,999
so you can see that I have
some experiences in selling.
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00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,000
- Oh, yeah, alright...
319
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,235
- When do I start working?
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00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,838
Well...
321
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,206
- Here comes Mr. Kimball.
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00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,575
Let me wait on him, and
show you what I can do.
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00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,415
May I help you?
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00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,784
- Oh, hi Sam.
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00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,354
Say, you got your blonde
wig, and your dress on again?
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00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,543
- I'm not Sam.
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00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,358
I'm Lisa Douglas.
328
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,627
- Oh, well that's
a natural mistake.
329
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,895
I mean when you
walk in here you never
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00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,563
can tell when you'll find
Sam parading around
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00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,265
in his blonde
wig, and his dress.
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00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,768
- Hank.
333
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,136
- Who are you?
334
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,537
- Who do you think I am?
335
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,561
- Oh, Sam.
336
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,810
Hey you look better
with your blonde wig on.
337
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,711
- Can I help you, Mr. Kimball?
338
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,981
- Nobody can help him.
339
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,583
- I resent your sarcasm.
340
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,686
Well I don't resent it,
I don't understand it.
341
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,755
Now, what can I do
for you, Mrs. Douglas?
342
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,191
- No, I'm waiting on you.
343
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,725
- You are?
344
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,061
- Mr. Drucker is trying me out.
345
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,897
I am looking for a job.
346
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,565
- Well it had to happen
sooner or later, huh?
347
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,901
I knew Mr. Douglas
would go broke,
348
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,170
the way he runs that farm.
349
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,704
- Hank, Mr. Douglas isn't...
350
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,807
- Sam, why don't you put
a dull finish on your head?
351
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,309
The reflection's blinding me.
352
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,566
- Now look here, Hank...
- Mr. Kimball.
353
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,747
Don't you want to buy anything?
354
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,217
- Well I can't think
of anything offhand.
355
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,086
I can't think of
anything on hand either.
356
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,321
But I wouldn't
want you to get fired
357
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,755
because you need
the job so badly,
358
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:10,626
so just pick out something,
and put it on my bill.
359
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,661
Well I gotta get
going, I have a...
360
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,896
Gee, I'm sorry to
hear about your
361
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,264
husband going broke, though.
362
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,702
- I didn't do too
good with him, did I?
363
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,270
- Oh nobody could.
364
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,206
Look, Mrs. Douglas,
I really don't need
365
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,174
any help in the store.
366
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,410
- Is there any place you
know where I could get a job?
367
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,511
- Not on hand.
368
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,747
Not offhand, but
I'll ask around,
369
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,250
and if I hear of
anything I'll let you know.
370
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,753
- If I don't get a
job soon, well...
371
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,589
You've been very
kind, thank you.
372
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,662
- Mr. Douglas!
373
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,831
Tell me it's not true,
tell me it's not true.
374
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,267
- Alright, it's not
true, let go of me!
375
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,935
- Don't you wanna
know what's not true?
376
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,238
- Not particularly.
377
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,839
- You can't face it, huh?
378
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:57,940
- Face what?
379
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,641
- Being broke.
380
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,809
- Where did you hear that?
381
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,979
- It's all over town.
382
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,480
- Well it's not true.
383
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,816
- Then why did you send
mom out to look for a job?
384
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,085
- Oh that.
385
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,087
- How can you
toss it off so lightly?
386
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,321
There's that poor
woman looking all
387
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,456
over town for a
job, trying to save
388
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,325
you from going
under, and all you can
389
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,627
say is, "Oh that."
390
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,063
- Eb...
391
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,698
- Mr. Douglas it's not a
crime to lose all your money.
392
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:23,966
It's just stupid.
393
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,368
- Look...
394
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,802
- Don't worry,
I'll help you out.
395
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,337
I'll work for nothing,
you won't have
396
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,739
to pay me till you
get on your feet.
397
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,740
- Fine.
398
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,674
- Buck up, you're not the first
399
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,243
dumb dumb to lose their money,
400
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,045
and you won't be the last
dumb dumb to lose it either.
401
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,446
- Will you stop calling me...
402
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,981
- Don't worry, Mr. Douglas,
you'll come back.
403
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:43,074
Eb, I...
404
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:45,911
Lisa.
405
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,990
Where you been?
406
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,525
- Everywhere.
407
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,261
I've been looking for a job.
408
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,897
Oh, my feet are killing me.
409
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,732
I must have walked at least...
410
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,868
- Lisa, there's a story
going around that I'm broke.
411
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,470
- Oh yes, I heard that.
412
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,994
How did it happen?
413
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,275
- Look it didn't
happen, I am not broke.
414
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,545
- Then why did you send
me out to look for a job?
415
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,013
- I didn't...
416
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,115
- Don't worry darling,
everything will work out.
417
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,351
Like my father used
to say, "It's always
418
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,487
"darkest before you're born."
419
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,755
- Before you're...
420
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,257
- Even when things
are the blackest,
421
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:25,194
remember that every
crowd has a sliver in its lining.
422
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,863
- Yes, I'll remember that.
423
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,465
Every crowd has a...
424
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,768
- Don't worry,
darling, I'll find a job.
425
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,972
- Lisa, you don't need
a job, we've got money.
426
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,206
If you wanna do
something to occupy
427
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,842
your mind, why don't
you do volunteer work?
428
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,310
You know, they
always need people
429
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,745
down at the County Welfare
Department to do social work.
430
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,848
- That's something I could do.
431
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,549
You know I used
to be very social
432
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,585
when we lived in New York.
433
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,920
- Well you be sure
to tell them that, huh?
434
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,495
- Excuse me.
435
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,762
- Where are you going, lady?
436
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,165
- I want to see
the Social Director.
437
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,134
- The place doesn't
open for 10 minutes.
438
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,203
- Well, can I wait here?
439
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,560
- Go to the end of the line.
440
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,881
I wonder if them jewels is real.
441
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,250
Nah, they couldn't
be, otherwise she
442
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,819
wouldn't be standing
on the free soup line.
443
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,362
- Mrs. Douglas on the soup line?
444
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,386
They finally hit bottom.
445
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,806
- You saw what?
446
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,476
- I saw Mrs. Douglas
on the free soup line,
447
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,746
in front of the
County Welfare place.
448
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,515
- When did you
see her, before or
449
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,551
after you went in the saloon?
450
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,886
- Fred, I know what I saw.
451
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,255
- I don't believe it.
452
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,856
- Why not, he's a
kind of a dumb dumb
453
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,691
that would lose all his money.
454
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,961
- Well, if it is true, we
oughta do something.
455
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,796
Lets take up a
collection for him.
456
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,931
- You mean money?
457
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,166
- Yeah.
458
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,302
- Well now lets not
do nothing hasty.
459
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,271
Maybe we oughta
investigate a little,
460
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,374
find out just how
bad off they are.
461
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,176
- I think Haney's right, Sam.
462
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,645
I'll drop over there
and nose around a little.
463
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,354
- I never saw the
Social Director,
464
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,156
but they were very nice to me.
465
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,325
They gave me a
bowl of hot soup, and
466
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,195
they gave me this, they told
me to give it to my husband.
467
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,196
- Yeah?
468
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,964
Why would they do that?
469
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,835
Oh hello there, Mr. Ziffel.
470
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,003
- Mrs. Douglas.
471
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,027
I...
472
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,273
Where'd you get that?
473
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,709
- The welfare
people gave it to me.
474
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,412
- Well I'll be doggone.
475
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,646
- Is something wrong?
476
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,417
- I guess I must have
dialed the wrong number.
477
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,252
- I wonder what's
the matter with him.
478
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,588
- Are you sure it
was your suit, Fred?
479
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,723
- Positive, I wore it 30 years
480
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,227
before I turned it in
to the clothing drive.
481
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,861
- And Mrs. Douglas told you she
482
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,863
got it from the welfare people?
483
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,198
- Yep.
484
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,900
- Now, maybe you'll
believe what I told you.
485
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,444
- Well it just doesn't
seem possible...
486
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,674
Drucker's Store.
487
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,942
What?
488
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:27,966
Oh yeah.
489
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,001
What?
490
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,370
Are you sure?
491
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:37,308
Yeah, I'm sorry,
I'll take care of it.
492
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,422
Well I'll be doggone.
493
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,423
- What's the matter?
494
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,658
- That was the bank.
495
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,227
The $50 check I cashed
for Mr. Douglas bounced.
496
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,395
- Bounced?
497
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,819
- Boing, boing, boing, boing.
498
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,034
I never would've believed it.
499
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,702
- Well you should've
known it, when
500
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,338
he sent her in to
ask you for a job.
501
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,606
- She said she
wanted something to
502
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,741
occupy her time, now
that Lori went home.
503
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,810
- Sounds like the kind
of story he'd make up
504
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,167
for her to tell.
505
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,382
- I don't think
Mr. Douglas would do that.
506
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,783
- Well anybody that
would send his wife
507
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,718
to the welfare
department for soup,
508
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,488
and a suit would do anything.
509
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,457
- Well, we gotta do
something to help 'em.
510
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,792
- Well I don't
mind helping her...
511
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,296
- If you help one, we
gotta help 'em both.
512
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,331
They work as a team.
513
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,166
- So knowing how
desperate you are
514
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,835
for money, I went up to
the pawn shop in Pixlie.
515
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,869
Eb, I am not...
516
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,205
- I'm sorry, but all the fella
517
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,174
would lend me on
the watch was $8.
518
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,742
- Eb.
519
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,978
You pawned your watched
because you thought I was broke?
520
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,880
- Not my watch, yours.
521
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,282
- What?
522
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,550
- Well I knew you were too proud
523
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,820
to let anybody see you
going into a hawk shop.
524
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,288
- Oh, he's not too proud.
525
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,557
When we first got
married, he was always
526
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,660
going into the hawk
shop with my rings.
527
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,961
- I never went...
528
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,896
- Hey, I hope that eight
bucks will help you out.
529
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,499
- Eb, can I please
have my pawn ticket?
530
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,000
- What for?
531
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,936
- I'm going to get
my watch back.
532
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,471
- But if you need the money...
533
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,540
- Eb, the pawn ticket, please.
534
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,630
- Okay, here.
535
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,845
- Well as well I'm
about it, I might
536
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,449
as well take these back
to the welfare people.
537
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,122
- Oliver, what happened?
538
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,823
- I tripped over that...
539
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,925
- Hey, it's a basket of food.
540
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,594
Who put that there?
541
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,296
- Who cares, now
Ma won't have to stand
542
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,798
in a soup line anymore.
543
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,968
- Oliver, why did you
order all that food?
544
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,470
- I didn't.
545
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,704
Well don't you know what
this is, everybody thinks
546
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:36,905
we're broke, and they chipped in
547
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,507
and bought all
this stuff for us.
548
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,376
- What a nice thing to do.
549
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,945
- Yes, but... I'm
going to return...
550
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,081
Where's the car?
551
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,816
- Oh, I forgot.
552
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,152
$200 is the most
they'd give me for it.
553
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,527
- I don't know who left
it there, Mr. Douglas.
554
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,628
Do you, Fred?
555
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,596
- Nope.
556
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,097
- Me neither.
557
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,465
- Fellas, it was a very
nice thing for you to do,
558
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,701
but we don't need food.
559
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,703
- Need another suit?
560
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,339
- I don't need anything,
I've got money.
561
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,873
- Yeah, but how long
can you go around
562
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,009
cashing bum checks?
563
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,678
- What?
564
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,579
- That check you
give Sam bounced.
565
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:18,714
- Bounced?
566
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,138
- Boing, boing, boing, boing.
567
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,086
- Well why should a
check of mine boing...
568
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,322
Bounce.
569
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,556
- 'Cause the bank
said you don't have
570
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,326
no money in your account.
571
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,329
- Oh, that's ridiculous, I
made a deposit last week.
572
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,731
I mailed it from here,
you put the stamp on it.
573
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,566
You put it up on
the shelf there.
574
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:41,670
- Mr. Douglas, I never
put a letter up on the...
575
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,694
Yes I did.
576
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,096
- Oh.
577
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,509
Well.
578
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,311
Will you please
get this to the bank,
579
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,313
and then put that
check through again?
580
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:52,337
- Yes sir.
581
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:54,650
- Fellas, I want you
to know how much
582
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,785
I appreciate that
gesture you made.
583
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,620
- We're glad everything's
alright for you.
584
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,122
- Well thank you,
thank you very much.
585
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,759
- Now what are we gonna
do with the basket of food?
586
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,463
- I know a little old
lady who could use this.
587
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,597
- Well, who?
588
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,898
- My mother.
589
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,100
- Haney!
590
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,291
Haney, you come back here!
591
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,074
- Can you imagine?
592
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,743
People doing a
thing like that for us,
593
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,944
because they thought
we had lost all our money?
594
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,946
- That was very touching.
595
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,383
- I've always told you farm
people are like that you know.
596
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,551
When you're in trouble
they come to your aide.
597
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,687
Oh, they're not like
the people in the
598
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,222
big city who wouldn't
raise a finger to help you.
599
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,691
- I don't think that's true.
600
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,125
Remember the time
when we were living
601
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,894
in New York, and
you ran out of olives
602
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,497
for your martini, and
the fellow next door
603
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,299
gave us a half a bottle.
604
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:46,568
- I'm talking about
real problems.
605
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,804
- If you don't have
an olive in your martini
606
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,494
it's a real problem.
607
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,809
- Lisa, you don't understand
what I'm talking about.
608
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:57,413
People here in the country
are more than just neighbors.
609
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,548
They care about one another.
610
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:02,117
You know, there's
something about the soil,
611
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,074
brings people together.
612
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,188
What are you doing?
613
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:09,257
- I love the way you
wiggle your mustache
614
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,893
when you make a speech.
615
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,628
- I haven't got a mustache.
616
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,762
- Oh.
617
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,286
Well then that must be Alfred.
618
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,901
- Who is Alfred?
619
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:19,925
- My aunt.
620
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,003
- Your...
621
00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:22,938
- You were saying
something about
622
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,774
people being closer together.
623
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,910
- Well I was talking
about farmers.
624
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,812
- You're a farmer.
625
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,012
- Yes, but...
626
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,748
- Why don't you
turn off the light,
627
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:36,774
and we'll talk about
crops and things like that?
628
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:42,045
- Well, I guess a little
crop talk wouldn't hurt, huh?
629
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,489
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