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- Why are you dusting
outside Mrs. Douglas?
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- Well Lori, there's an
old Hungarian saying,
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"A house isn't clean unless
it's inside and outside".
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- What does that mean?
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- You never ask what a
Hungarian saying means,
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you just do it.
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- Mr. Douglas!
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Mr. Douglas!
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Where's Mr. Douglas?
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- He's taking a shower.
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- I've gotta show him
something in the paper!
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Mr. Douglas!
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- What is it?
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- Look what's in the
Hooterville World Guardian
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Read it!
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- How can I read it you...
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Who turned the shower off?
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- I did.
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- Why did you do that?
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- You can't read the paper
with the shower running.
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- I don't wanna.
- I'll read it to ya.
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Just a second.
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Listen to this.
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It's all about little Lori and
how come she's living here.
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"Lori Baker, heir to
the Baker millions,
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escaped from her captors
last week and made her way
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through Simpson Swamp to
the home of the Douglases.
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When the mafia came to take
her away, Mr. Douglas refused
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to give her up so they shot him!
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- Will you turn the
water on please?
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- I want to hear the rest of it.
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- Mr. Douglas was on
the critical list until little Lori
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donated four quarts of
her blood to save his life,
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and in gratitude the
Douglases have adopted her.
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- So that's how she got here.
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- Who wrote that story?
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- Mr. Drucker, from
the facts I gave him.
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- I should have known,
it's a bunch of nonsense.
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- You mean that isn't
the way it happened?
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- You know as well as I
do that Lori came out here
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with three other
children from the city,
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it came time to go home,
she slipped off the train,
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we agreed to let her stay
another couple of weeks.
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- Yeah, well that may be
the way it really happened
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but who would wanna
read a dull story like that
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in the shower?
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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm living is the life for me
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♪ Land spreading
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan just
give me that countryside
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♪ New york is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Time Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Goodbye city life
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♪ Green Acres, we are there
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- Now watch carefully.
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First comes the
executive producer.
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I don't know why he comes first.
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He must be a
relative or something.
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Now comes the written bys.
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They're number two, so
they have to try harder.
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Now comes the
most important one,
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directed by.
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- What are you two looking at?
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- Mrs. Douglas was
showing me the names.
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- What names?
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- The ones we
see once in a while.
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- Lisa, I don't...
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- Well I thought as
long as Lori's living here
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she aught to know what they are.
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- I live here, I don't
know what they are.
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- Oh, where are you going?
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- You know, expecting
my seed corn.
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I've gotta get 30 acres
plowed by the end of the week.
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- Can I help you?
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- Uh, no thank you
Lori, this is a little rough.
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Thank you anyway.
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- Oliver!
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Oliver!
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Oliver, if Lori can't help
you today, what can she do?
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- I don't know,
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let her play with some of
the children around here.
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- Well she doesn't
know any of them.
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- Well introduce her.
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- That's a wonderful idea!
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I'll give a party for
the kids to meet her.
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- Fine.
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- And may I have $700 please?
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- What for?
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- The hors d'oeuvres,
the band and the waiters.
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- Oh Lisa, just giver
her a little simple party.
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Some cake, ice
cream, some lemonade.
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Here, $10.
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- A cheapskate party.
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- Yeah, a cheapskate party.
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- Well what are the kids
going to do at the party
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if they don't have
a band to dance to?
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- Honey, they'll
find something to do.
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Just keep it simple.
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- That's what you want her
to have, a simple $10 party.
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- Right.
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- Well, there goes the
last of the big spenders.
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Now, what kind of a party
would you like to have?
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- I don't know but didn't
Mr. Douglas say to keep it simple?
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- We can do that.
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We can have a
simple costume party,
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or a simple theater party,
or a simple yachting party.
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- I've never been on a
yacht, what do you do?
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- You spend most of your
time running around on the deck
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trying to get away from
the fellow who invited you.
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- That doesn't
sound like much fun.
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- Depends on who is chasing you.
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- Oh.
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- This is your party,
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so you pick out the
kind you would like.
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- I don't know, I
never had party before.
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- Not even on your birthday?
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- No.
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My aunt was going to
take me to the circus once,
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but she couldn't afford it.
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- Would you like a circus party?
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- That would be sensational!
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- Okay!
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Then we'll have a
simple circus party.
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- It's no use.
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- Aww, of all the times for
this thing to break down,
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just when we need it.
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- You aught to buy a new one.
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- Do you know how much
a new tractor would cost?
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- Well, it seems to me if you
can afford to buy an elephant
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you can afford to buy a tractor.
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- Uh huh, what are
you talking about, huh?
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What, what?
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Where did this come from?
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- Originally from India.
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Hey nay.
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It was owned by
His Royal Highness,
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the Marijuana of Rinkatoupu.
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That's a small town
in downtown India.
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- Rinkatoupu?
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- Now this here is
a sacred elephant.
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- Golly!
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I've never seen
one up close before.
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- Eb, please don't
look at the elephant.
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- Why not?
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- According to local
superstition, any commoner who
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looks at it will have
his nose fall off.
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- Aw, of all the...
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- He's right, my nose is lose!
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- Go on in the house
and glue it back on.
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- Sorry to be so
unfriendly to the boy,
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but the only ones who may
gaze upon the sacred elephant
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are royalty, World
War II veterans,
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and anybody who
rents him for $300 a day.
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- I don't want an elephant.
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- But your wife ordered
him for the circus party
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she's having for the children.
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- If she ordered
it let her pay for it.
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- Well she offered to but
she didn't have any "rajmas".
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That's the local
currency in Rinkatoupu.
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- I don't have any rajmas.
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- Well, you just give
me your check for $300
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American money and I'll
have it converted at the bank.
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- Uh huh.
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Goodbye Mr. Haney.
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- But Mr. Douglas...
- Out!
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- Alright, but you better
never go to Rinkatoupu.
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I don't think you're gonna
get a very warm welcome.
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- Lisa?
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- Just sit still till
all the glue dries.
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- The glue?
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- I'm helping Eb's nose.
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- With his...
- Well it's a little loose,
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but I don't think
it's going to fall off.
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Golly, so...
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- It didn't bounce
out here did it?
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- No I don't think so.
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Maybe it's under the stove.
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- Of all the...
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- How did you like the elephant?
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- Oh I didn't.
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I told Haney to take him away.
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- Why?
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- He's too expensive.
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- Well it was only
70,000 rajmas.
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- I don't care.
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- I found it!
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- Where?
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- It was in the Jell-O.
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- You're gonna lose it
for good in just about...
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- Oliver, how can
Lori have a circus party
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without an elephant?
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- Lisa I told you, just
have a simple party.
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We don't need elephants.
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- But Lori wanted one.
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- Lisa, I got enough problems.
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The tractor broke down
and I've gotta get it a director
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to see if I can get a
part to fix it in a hurry.
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- But what about Lori's party?
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- Well have it but
make it a plain party.
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- Oh!
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- Why hello Mr. Drucker.
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- Oh, Mr. Douglas.
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- I wonder if you could...
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- Say, before I forget
I wonder if you'd mind
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taking this home to the
missus for her approval.
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- What is it?
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- It's the invitation
she wanted,
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it's a sample of it, for
Lori's coming out party.
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- Coming out?
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- Mrs. Douglas wanted some
real fancy engraving done
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so I'm gonna have to take
'em up to a printer in Pixley.
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Its gonna cost you
about 60 rajmas a piece.
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- 60...
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- By the way, did
you rent the elephant?
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- No, I didn't.
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We're not having
a big fancy party.
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- Seems to me that's
the least you could do
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for a little girl that
saved your life
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by giving you four
quarts of blood.
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- She didn't give...
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Look, Eb made
up that stupid story.
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I'm surprised you didn't
check it before you printed it.
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- Wasn't any of it true?
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- No.
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- Well, you gotta admit it makes
good reading in the shower.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, I got the bill of
lading for your seed corn,
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it should be here
in two or three days.
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- Oh, is there any
way you can tell them
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to hold up the delivery?
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My tractor's broken, I
can't start plowing unless
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you can order me a part in time.
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- What part do you need?
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- Oh, it's that little
do-hickey that fits
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into the whatcha-ma-call-it.
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- Let me get a catalog.
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- Uh huh.
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- What kind of tractor
was that again?
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- A Hoyt-Clagwell.
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A Hoyt-Clagwell.
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- What's so funny?
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Oh, come.
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- Let's see now.
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Oh, here we are.
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Here we, oh no,
that's a thing-a-ma-bob.
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You needed a
do-hickey didn't ya?
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- Yeah, it's...
- Here it is.
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Did you want the large
do-hickey or the small one?
254
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,046
- Oh, small one.
255
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,148
- They don't make those anymore.
256
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,951
- Well maybe I can scavenge
one from another tractor.
257
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,219
Anybody else around
here own a Hoyt-Clagwell?
258
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:21,157
- No, folks around here
are pretty level headed.
259
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,359
- How am I gonna
get the tractor running?
260
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,894
- Well maybe I could
have Hammering Hannah
261
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,595
make a do-hickey for you.
262
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,731
- Who's Hammering Hannah?
263
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,432
- She's the blacksmith
over in Pixley.
264
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,701
Her husband's a dentist.
265
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:35,838
She hand-forges all the
braces for his patients.
266
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,041
- Ah look, Mr. Drucker,
I'm in a spot.
267
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,209
Will you see if she'll
make me the part?
268
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,144
- Yes sir.
269
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,979
What about the invitations?
270
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,213
- Oh, forget 'em.
271
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,648
We're just gonna
have a plain party.
272
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,426
Lisa!
273
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,829
- Mr. Douglas thank you,
thank you for the plane party!
274
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,264
Mr. Haney's gonna
give us each a ride in it.
275
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:06,335
- For only $8 a piece, each
little nipper will be taken up
276
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:10,528
for an immelmann, an outside
roll and a brief wing walk.
277
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,011
- Mr. Haney, get
this outta here!
278
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,679
- Oliver, I don't see
why you're so mad.
279
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:20,817
You were the one that
said have a plane party.
280
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,285
- Well I wasn't talking
about a plane plane,
281
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,055
I was talking
about a plain plain.
282
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,358
- Well if you just get in
in, I'll be glad to take you
283
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,217
for a ride ride in
my plane plane.
284
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,700
- Mr. Haney, I'm gonna
shoot you down in flames.
285
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,802
- Can't we have
it for the party?
286
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,803
- No!
287
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,271
- But Oliver!
288
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,640
- You've got to admit,
the price is very nominal.
289
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,710
Especially in a plane
that was personally piloted
290
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,734
by Baron von Richthofen.
291
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,417
Mr. Haney.
292
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,019
- Oh Oliver, don't
you want little Lori
293
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,520
to have a good time?
294
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,489
- I'm not going
to rent that thing!
295
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,545
- Oh, Oliver!
296
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:10,399
- But Mr. Douglas, I've
never had a plane ride before.
297
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,501
- Oh, you couldn't
go up in that.
298
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,070
You'd never get
that off the ground,
299
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,604
that's nothing but an old...
300
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,319
- I thought you
said it couldn't fly?
301
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,454
- That's what he told
the Wright Brothers,
302
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,391
it's a good thing they
didn't listen to him.
303
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,798
Well, you canceled the
elephant, you canceled the plane,
304
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,990
you canceled the invitations,
you're a real party pooper.
305
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,173
- Lisa, believe me the kids
will have just as much fun
306
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:53,509
eating ice cream and cake
and playing a few games.
307
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,645
- Oliver, Lori never
had a party before.
308
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,882
We should make it
something she can remember.
309
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,685
- Lisa, will you please
stop bothering me.
310
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,986
If I don't get this
tractor running,
311
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,222
I wont be able to do my plowing.
312
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,524
- Just like a father,
always too busy
313
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:12,628
to worry about their
children's problems.
314
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,230
- I'm not her father!
315
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,365
- That's the only good thing
that happened to the child
316
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,989
since she got here.
317
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,325
- Goodbye Lisa.
318
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,907
- Oh, I have one
more suggestion.
319
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,409
How about a rock
festival for the children?
320
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,945
- A rock festival?
321
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,213
- Yes.
322
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,316
They can all get rocks
and throw them at you.
323
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,128
- Oh, Mr. Kimball.
324
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:46,963
- Who?
325
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,297
Oh, yes.
326
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,866
Hello Mr. Douglas.
327
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,834
Can I be of any assistance?
328
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:52,858
- No thanks.
329
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,376
- Mr. Kimball, would you
mind not humming in my ear?
330
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,699
- Oh, I'm sorry.
331
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,889
- Mr. Kimball, I'm
trying to fix this thing.
332
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,991
- Well what seems
to be wrong with it?
333
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,759
- A piece broke off.
334
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,227
- Oh.
335
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,163
What kind of a tractor is this?
336
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,132
- It's a Hoyt-Clagwell.
337
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,034
- Hoyt-Clagwell?
338
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,943
- What's so funny?
339
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:37,179
- Oh its nothing, it's
a Hoyt-Clagwell huh?
340
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,985
- Well Mr. Kimball, isn't there
anybody else you can annoy?
341
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,854
- Yeah, I guess I could
go over an annoy...
342
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,157
No, I annoyed him yesterday.
343
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,926
Uh, maybe I could...
344
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,062
No, I have an appointment
to annoy him next week.
345
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,964
I guess it's your turn today.
346
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,732
- Goodbye My. Kimball!
347
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,923
- Oh, goodbye Mr. Douglas.
348
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,508
- This is probably why
you can't get it started.
349
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,633
- What?
350
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,947
You couldn't get
the part anywhere?
351
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,584
Well, alright I'll come
in and pick up the seed.
352
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,175
Thanks for calling Mr. Drucker.
353
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,626
- Oliver, guess what?
354
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,095
What's the matter?
355
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,363
- Oh, nothing.
356
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,165
- Well then why do you
look so discoxorated?
357
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,956
- Because I am
discus, disgusted.
358
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,338
Mr. Drucker can't get
the part for the tractor
359
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,440
and the seed corn's
arrived, what am I gonna do?
360
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,043
- Maybe you'll feel better if
I give you some good news.
361
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,511
- Well I could stand some.
362
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,846
- Well, Lori and I talked
it over and we decided
363
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,083
we're going to give a
simple party just like you said.
364
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:24,887
With ice cream, and cake, and
lemonade and we play games.
365
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:25,821
- Good.
366
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:26,855
- Does that make you happy?
367
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,357
- That makes me happy, yeah.
368
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,227
- May I have $900 please?
369
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,694
- What for?
370
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,563
- To buy the party dresses!
371
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,500
Lori doesn't have a thing
to wear and neither do I,
372
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,437
so I thought we'd go to
New York and buy them.
373
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,838
- Lisa!
374
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,274
- Mother and daughter
outfits, won't that look cute?
375
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,242
- Yes.
376
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,077
- Well, may I have the money?
377
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,145
- Yes, here.
378
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,312
Here's $10.
379
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,548
Now you go over to
Pixley's at the Emporium
380
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,051
and you pick up
something off the rack.
381
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,287
- Well, it might be alright
for you to wear dresses
382
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,257
off the rack, but it
isn't alright for us.
383
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,461
- Lisa, don't you realize I
have a very serious problem.
384
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,485
- So do we.
385
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,698
- You work on your
problem and I'll work on mine.
386
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,168
Now I've gotta
go into Drucker's.
387
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,135
Where's Eb?
388
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,471
- He took Lori for a walk.
389
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,278
- What kind of bird is that Eb?
390
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,681
- Oh, that's a double-breasted
Tennessee Muskalark.
391
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,016
- Looks like a sparrow to me.
392
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,353
- Well, you see a lot of sparrows
masquerade as muskalarks.
393
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,456
It gives 'em status.
394
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,594
- You sure know
a lot about nature.
395
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,163
- Well, that's 'cause
I was born on a farm.
396
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:41,964
- Where?
397
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,665
- Under a cabbage.
398
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,689
- A cabbage?
399
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,970
- Yeah, that's where
the stork left me.
400
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,739
- Storks don't bring babies.
401
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,308
- They did in the old days,
402
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,610
before the airplane
was invented.
403
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,378
- Are you sure?
404
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,114
- Well, I'm here aren't I?
405
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,149
- Eb, you're teasing me.
406
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,417
- Well...
- You're fun.
407
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,952
I wish I had a brother like you.
408
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,488
- You know, maybe if I
could get the Douglases
409
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,190
to adopt me then
I could adopt you.
410
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,691
- Do you think they would?
411
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:14,330
- She might, but he wouldn't
if it cost more than $10.
412
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,499
Eb, Eb!
413
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,334
- Is that Mr. Douglas?
414
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,702
- No, that's a
red-beaked parrot.
415
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,339
There's one around here that
does a great imitation of him.
416
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,807
Why does Lori ever
have to go back?
417
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,709
- Oh because.
418
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,179
- I know, because
you hate children.
419
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,514
You hate 'em, you hate 'em!
420
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,414
- Oh I do not.
421
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,782
- You hate me.
422
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,972
- That's easy.
423
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,419
- You could adopt her.
424
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,256
- Eb, she just came
here for a vacation.
425
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,625
She's got an aunt
back in New York.
426
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,126
- Maybe you could
adopt the aunt.
427
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,629
- Just unload the sacks.
428
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,929
- What's the hurry?
429
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,065
You can't plant anything
without the tractor.
430
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,933
- I'm gonna try to rent one.
431
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:52,868
- Oliver!
432
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,336
Oliver, I have to talk to you.
433
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,237
- Honey, I'm busy.
434
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,605
- But it's important.
435
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,608
- Whatever it is, here's $10.
436
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,076
- Thank you.
437
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,078
Now, what I wanted to
ask you is if you would
438
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,081
pick up the ice cream and
the cake tomorrow morning.
439
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,517
- Lisa, if you worried as
much about my plowing
440
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,818
as you do about that party...
441
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,287
- Oh, will you do it please?
442
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,422
- I just told Eb I've
gotta hunt for a tractor.
443
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,624
- Ill pick up the party
stuff Mrs. Douglas.
444
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,458
- Thank you!
445
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,582
Give him $10.
446
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,462
- I just gave you $10.
447
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,753
- I already deposited that.
448
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,381
- Will you get outta here.
449
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,650
- Why, what did I do now?
450
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,151
- I'm talking to Arnold.
451
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,243
- Oh, hello there Arnold.
452
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,057
- What's he doing here?
453
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,626
- He's invited to the party.
454
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,328
- Well he's a little early.
455
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:56,565
And why is he wearing
that dumb Red Baron outfit?
456
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,369
- Oh I forgot to tell him the
plane party was canceled.
457
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,907
No, we're not having
the elephant either.
458
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,742
- How do you know what...
459
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,843
- Is anything wrong?
460
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,934
I heard a noise
and I... What's that?
461
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,650
- Oh that's Arnold Ziffel.
462
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,353
He's one of the kids
that I invited to your party.
463
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,655
- He's not a kid, he's a pig.
464
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,525
- Now you hurt his feelings.
465
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:24,860
- Good.
466
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,295
- I'm pleased to
meet you Arnold.
467
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,364
I've heard a lot about you.
468
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,635
Thank you, I think
you're cute too.
469
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,370
I'm glad you're
coming to my party.
470
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,106
No, it's not a birthday party.
471
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,276
- How come everybody can
understand him except me?
472
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,746
- Because you never
listen to what he says.
473
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,547
- If you'll excuse me.
474
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:46,749
- Where are you going?
475
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,250
- I'm gonna take a
shower and get dressed,
476
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,486
and start hunting for a tractor.
477
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,221
- Will you be back
in time for my party?
478
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,757
- I'll do my best.
479
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,759
- While you're showering
I'll start breakfast.
480
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,560
What would you like to have?
481
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,286
- She's talking to me.
482
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,600
- What do you want?
483
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,867
- Ham and eggs.
484
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,536
- We don't have any ham.
485
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,137
- We could have.
486
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,311
There's a pig
that's all chicken.
487
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,149
- Hello dear.
488
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,117
- Hi.
489
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,152
- You blew the whole party.
490
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,422
- But we saved you
some ice cream and cake.
491
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,589
- Oh, thank you.
492
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,358
- Doesn't Lori look pretty?
493
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,959
- Oh yes, yes.
494
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,428
- We had a great time.
495
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,162
We played all kinds of games.
496
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,998
Pin the tale on the
donkey, a potato race.
497
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,867
- The one the
children liked the best
498
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,703
was the scavenger hunt.
499
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,170
Mm-hm.
500
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,706
I wish I could have been
here but I spent the whole day
501
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,507
trying to rent a tractor,
nobody would rent me one.
502
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,343
- Well I wouldn't
worry about that.
503
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,578
- Well maybe you
wouldn't but I have to.
504
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,147
If I don't get this
acreage plowed this week
505
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,915
it'll be too late to plant.
506
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,425
- Well, it's about
time you got back.
507
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,327
I've already plowed three acres.
508
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,195
- How did you get
the tractor running?
509
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,331
- We put a new do-hickey in it.
510
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:10,899
- Where did you get it?
511
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,402
- One of the kids found
it on the scavenger hunt.
512
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:16,037
- Eb showed us what
the part looked like,
513
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,773
and we all went
out and looked at it,
514
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,808
and one of the kids
came back with it.
515
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,142
He won first prize.
516
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,245
- Which was $10.
517
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:26,203
I know that's your
favorite amount.
518
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,185
- Goodnight Lori.
519
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,209
- Goodnight Mr. Douglas.
520
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,291
- Goodnight sweetheart.
521
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,993
- Thanks again for the party,
522
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,529
it's the nicest thing that
ever happened to me.
523
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,364
- Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
524
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,388
Sleep tight.
525
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,439
- Lisa.
526
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,640
- What?
527
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,742
- Whose idea was
the scavenger hunt?
528
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:54,810
- Mine.
529
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,077
- Ah huh.
530
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,946
You know, sometimes
I don't appreciate you.
531
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,681
- Most of the time.
532
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,850
- Well I think you don't
care anything about the farm
533
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,585
and then you do
something like that.
534
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,086
- Like what?
535
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:08,290
- Like figuring out a way to
get the part for the tractor.
536
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,357
- I'm a good kid.
537
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,859
- Yes you are.
538
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:14,129
- Of course, I don't have
to be good all the time.
539
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,153
- Oh?
540
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,608
Didn't anybody ever
tell you to knock?
541
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,745
- He wants his $10.
542
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,112
- $10?
543
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,348
- Yes, he's the one
that found the do-hickey.
544
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:34,372
- Oh, oh.
545
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,886
Hey I don't have any change,
546
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,455
I'll give it to you
in the morning.
547
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:45,082
- He says, in that case
he'll sleep here tonight.
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