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- Good morning, sweetheart.
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- Oh, it's you.
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- Who were you expecting?
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- I was dreaming about.
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- Who?
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- Oh, big movie star like
that wouldn't want her name
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bandied about in
a strange bedroom.
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- I remember when you
used to dream about me.
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- I was just teasing you.
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Come here.
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- Oliver, do you love me?
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- Mm Hmm.
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- That's good
because I love you.
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You know, Oliver, we have
an anniversary coming up soon.
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- I knew you were
leading up to something.
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You want a present, huh?
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- Mm Hmm.
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- What?
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- Well, I've been
thinking of all the
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anniversary presents
you could give me,
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there is one thing I would
like to have the most.
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- What's that?
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- I want to get married.
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- Oh, Lisa.
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Are you going to go
over all that again?
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- Well, you promised.
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- Lisa, we are married.
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- Not the way I want to be.
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- I don't know how we
could be any more married
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than we are now.
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- Well, we are just
city hall married.
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I want to be
married in a church.
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Me in a bridal gown
and you in a frog coat.
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- I don't look
good in a frog coat.
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I haven't got the legs for it.
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- Oliver you'd make me
so happy if you could.
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- Lisa, isn't it a little
silly to go through all that
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after we've been
married for 11 years?
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- Ten.
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- Eleven.
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- Ten.
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- Eleven.
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- Well, that should
be easy to settle.
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Where is our marriage license?
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- I haven't got it.
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I never even saw it.
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- You did too.
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Remember you
signed it right in front
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of the mayor of Budapest.
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It had a big red seal.
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- Oh, that.
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Oh, you're mother grabbed
that right after the ceremony
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and stuck it in her
safe deposit box.
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Along with the prenuptial
agreement she made me sign.
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- Well, I'll write to her and
I'll make her send it to us
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and then you'll see.
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- Now, when I tell you,
turn the ignition key.
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- You mean like this?
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- Lisa, I didn't want you
to turn the key til I told you.
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- Well, I'm sorry, Oliver.
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- Well, every time
I leave the farm
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you two get into
some kind of mischief.
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- Where have you been?
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- I went into Druckers
and got the mail.
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- Oh, well let's have it.
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- Okay, this one's for ya
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but I don't think
you'll want it.
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Oh, here's one for ya.
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I don't think you'll
want that one either.
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Or that.
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- Will you stop
censoring my mail.
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- They're bills and I
know what a foul mood
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they always put you in.
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- You're absolutely right.
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- It's better to
censor your mail
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than it is to have to
censor your language.
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- You're absolutely right.
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- Lisa, I don't need you
telling him that he's right.
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- You're absolutely right.
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- May I have my mail, please.
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- Oh, here's one for
you Mrs. Douglas.
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- Oh. Oh, it's from my mother.
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- Golly, keddle fingers.
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What does grandma say?
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- She's not your grandmother.
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- Fine thing, denying your
own son a grandmother.
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- You're not my.
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Look Eb, go on do your chores.
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- Whatever you say, dad.
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Out.
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- Oliver, look at the license.
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Well, Mr. Smarty,
look at the date.
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We're married 10 years.
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- Oh, well, I
guess you're right.
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- Isn't this beautiful?
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Look at the seal
and the fancy printing.
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- What does it say?
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- Read it.
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- I can't read Hungarian.
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- I translate it for you.
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This is to certify
that Lisa Gronyitz,
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that was my maiden name.
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- I know.
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- And Oliver Wendell
Douglas are hereby, uh oh.
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- What's the matter?
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- There's a mistake.
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- Mistake?
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- Yes, it says
that Lisa Gronyitz
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and Oliver Wendell
Douglas are licensed
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to practice dentistry.
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- Fine.
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- That's what it says.
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- Oh, how could it?
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It's a marriage license.
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- It doesn't say
anything about marriage.
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- Well, that's it.
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Do you know what this means?
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We're not man and wife.
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We're two dentists together.
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- Oh, come on.
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- Well, that's what we are.
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- Lisa, you sure you
translated it correctly?
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- Look, right here, fogorvos,
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that means dentist in Hungarian.
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- I don't believe it.
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- Well, we can
fix it real simply.
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On our 10th anniversary,
we can go to church
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with a minister
and the bridal gown
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and the rice and
have it made official.
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- I'm beginning to understand.
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This all leads up to
a church wedding.
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- Well, that would be very nice.
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- You sure that says dentist?
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- Mm Hmm.
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- Then we're not married.
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- Not according to this.
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- Oh, how about that?
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I've had quite a day.
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I've become a
dentist and a bachelor.
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- What are you doing?
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- Packing your clothes.
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- Hey, that's not
way to pack an,
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what are you packing
my clothes for?
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- You're moving out.
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- Moving out?
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- Well, you don't expect me
to live under the same roof
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as a single fellow?
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- Lisa, we're married.
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- Not according to this.
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You're just a friendly
dentist I was living with.
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- Lisa.
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- Well, you can
move right back in
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as soon as we have
the church wedding.
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- I am not moving out.
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- Well. Then I will have to.
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- It's not necessary.
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- What kind of a dentist
do you think I am?
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- You're not a dentist.
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- According to
this, we both are.
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- Lisa, come over here.
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I want you to sit down now.
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- Alright.
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- I want to talk to you.
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I want you to think
back 11 years ago
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to that day we were married.
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- Ten.
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- Alright, ten.
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- Well, that's what this.
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- Forget that.
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Lisa, it's 10 years ago.
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It's 12 o'clock when we
walked into marriage office
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in Budapest.
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You remember the mayor?
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Big, bushy mustache
and a sash across.
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- And he had wooden shoes.
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- He didn't have wooden shoes.
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- Oh, that's right.
That was my uncle.
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- Your uncle?
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- What was his name again?
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- I don't know.
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What I want you to remember
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is we stood in front of
the mayor's desk there
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and he said some
words to us in Hungarian.
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Now do you remember
what he said?
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- No, I didn't listen.
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I was so in love with you
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that everything just
flew out of my mind.
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- Well I heard what he said.
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- What did he say?
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- I don't know, I don't
understand Hungarian.
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But you do.
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Now, what do you think he said?
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- Well, he probably
was giving us advice
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on how to fill tooth.
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- Alright, at the conclusion
of the tooth filling ceremony,
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I put a ring on your finger,
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I kissed you and we
went up to that inn
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in the Bavarian Alps
for our honeymoon.
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- I'm blushing.
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- Lisa.
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- You're a cad for
even bringing it up.
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- Look, Lisa.
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- How many suits do you want
me to pack until the wedding?
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- There's not going
to be a wedding.
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- Oliver.
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- It's one thing to ask
me to do something
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and another to try
and con me into it.
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- What are you
going to do with that?
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- I'm going to have it framed
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and hang it on the wall
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when I open my dentist's office.
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- Professor Rockwall?
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- Yes.
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- My name is Douglas.
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I wonder if I might
ask a favor of you.
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- Sure, sit down.
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- Thank you.
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I'd like to get this translated.
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It's in Hungarian.
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Now, you read Hungarian?
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- Yes. Are you the
Oliver Wendell Douglas
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that's mentioned here?
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- That's right.
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- And you want me to
read this to you, Doctor?
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- Yes. Doctor?
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- Well this is a license
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certifying that you and
somebody named Lisa Gronyitz
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are licensed to
practice dentistry.
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- It's not a marriage license?
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- Why would they give a
dentist a marriage license?
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- Yeah, well.
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- Say, I've been looking
for a good dentist.
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Where do you practice, doctor?
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- Oh, I.
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- I got a molar here.
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- No, I don't have.
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- I'd like to make an
appointment with you.
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- Yes, thank you.
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I'm all booked up.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Lisa.
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- Shh.
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- Where's Mrs. Douglas?
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- Who?
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- Mrs. Douglas.
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- Oh, you mean the lady dentist.
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- Look, Eb.
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- Dr. Gronyitz is gone.
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- Gone?
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- Yeah, she packed up her drill
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and her laughing gas and left.
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- Where'd she go?
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- I'll tell ya as soon
as the movie's over.
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- The movie's over.
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Now, where'd she go?
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- She moved out.
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- Why?
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- There's certain moral
codes set by society,
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which you choose to ignore.
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- Where did she go?
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- She moved in
with Alf and Ralph.
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- I don't blame you
for moving out on him.
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The things men
try to get away with.
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Slipping you a phony
marriage license.
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- No, it wasn't his fault.
266
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,877
It was the mayor
that married us.
267
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,913
- Oh, he slipped you
a phony mayor too.
268
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,447
- No, you see.
269
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,718
- It doesn't matter, you can
stay as long as you want.
270
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,053
- Are you sure it's no trouble?
271
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,487
- It's no trouble at all.
272
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:52,621
- Yes, it is.
273
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,856
- Alf.
274
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,291
- Why don't you
give her your room?
275
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,927
- Because your room is
closer to the bathroom.
276
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,097
- It's not closer,
it is the bathroom.
277
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,265
- Just get your
stuff out of there.
278
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,634
- Want to help me
carry out the bathtub?
279
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,470
- Well, I'm only going
to stay til the wedding.
280
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,040
- When are you and the other
dentist gonna get married?
281
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,797
- On our anniversary.
282
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,344
- Think he'll really
go through with it?
283
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,545
- Why shouldn't he?
284
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,447
- Well, you know how men are.
285
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,949
Once they get off the hook,
286
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,152
they swim upstream after
the first salmon they see.
287
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,088
- I don't think
Oliver would do that.
288
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,423
He doesn't like fish.
289
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,425
- Are you gonna invite us to
the wedding, Mrs Douglas?
290
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,681
- Dr. Gronyitz.
291
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,262
- Sorry, Doc.
292
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,965
- Of course, you both invited.
293
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,367
- I hope someday I can
invite you to my wedding.
294
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,635
- Dreamer.
295
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,671
- I'm gonna belt
you in the beezer.
296
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:46,475
- She'll get married as soon
as the right man comes along.
297
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,111
- The right man for
her is a nearsighted guy
298
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,545
with broken eyeglasses.
299
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,636
- Out. Men are all alike.
300
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,484
They're beasts.
301
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,253
- Well, Oliver isn't.
302
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,277
- Excuse me.
303
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,794
Oh, if it isn't Ted
the tooth puller.
304
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:05,728
What do you want?
305
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,029
- Is my wife here, Ralph?
306
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,264
- There's nobody's wife here.
307
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,832
Just me and Alf
and Dr. Gronyitz.
308
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:10,733
- Ralph. Ralph.
309
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,567
I'm in no mood.
310
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,401
Oh, hi.
311
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,435
- Oliver, Oliver.
312
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,336
- None of that.
313
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,738
- Look here, Ralph.
314
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,640
- If you want to see the doctor,
you make an appointment.
315
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,175
- Will you leave us alone?
316
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,543
You were right, I
had this translated.
317
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,212
It is a dentist license.
318
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,680
- As if you didn't know.
319
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,116
- Then we are going to
have a church wedding.
320
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,350
- Yes.
321
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,686
- Dr. Douglas, I presume?
322
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,954
- Come on, Lisa,
we're going home.
323
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:32,978
- Good.
324
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,658
- Just a minute, she
can't go home with you
325
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,682
until after the wedding.
326
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,130
- She's coming home with me now.
327
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,364
- Good.
328
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,766
- Just a minute.
329
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,733
- Will you make up your mind?
330
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,368
This stuff is heavy.
331
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,369
- Do you want to get married?
332
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,105
- I sure do.
333
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,339
- Not you.
334
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,974
- You know I want
to get married.
335
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,542
- Well then come
on, we got a lot to do.
336
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,476
We've got to get a license,
337
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,744
we've got to get a minister,
338
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,779
we gotta get a church.
339
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,115
- Then we are engaged?
340
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,449
- Yes.
341
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,953
- Well, where is my
engagement ring?
342
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,421
- I gave you one.
343
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,757
- Well, that was for
becoming a dentist.
344
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,781
- Come on.
345
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,196
- Yessir, I issue
marriage licenses.
346
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,463
- Good. Now.
347
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,898
- So Eb's finally
gonna get married.
348
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,266
- No, we are.
349
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,290
- Oh, well that's. What?
350
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,537
- You see.
351
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,972
- I thought you were married.
352
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,807
- Not legally.
353
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,064
- Oh, well, uh.
354
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,012
- It's a little
complicated, Mr. Drucker.
355
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,548
You see, we were
married in Budapest
356
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,583
and we just found
out that instead of
357
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,752
issuing us a marriage license,
358
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:40,156
they gave us a license
to practice dentistry.
359
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,724
- I never heard of such a thing.
360
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,625
- It happens all
the time in Hungary.
361
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,028
My aunt and uncle
were married for 20 years
362
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,732
before they found out
they were shopopertists.
363
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,100
- Oh, Hungary
is full of happily,
364
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,003
unmarried professional people.
365
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,838
- Well, I don't understand
how such a thing could happen.
366
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,673
Just fill out these
applications.
367
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,243
Just fill out your
name and address.
368
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,778
- Do I have to fill
out this question?
369
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:07,183
Have you ever had a
hunting license revoked?
370
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,207
- Hunting?
371
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,554
Doggone, I got the
wrong application.
372
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,893
- Oliver, are you trying to
pull the same trick twice?
373
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,726
- I didn't have.
374
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,195
- Here you are.
375
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,429
- You sure these
are the right ones?
376
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,663
- Yeah, it says right there,
377
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,832
application for
marriage license.
378
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,836
- Oliver, where it says
here, maiden name,
379
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,274
do I put down Mrs.
Douglas or Dr. Gronyitz?
380
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,141
- Gronyitz.
381
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,110
- How do you spell it?
382
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,367
- Just answer the question.
383
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,250
- Oliver, what about this
one where it says age.
384
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,454
Do I fill out my age now
or when we were married
385
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,256
11 years ago?
386
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,680
- Ten. Put down your age now.
387
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,284
- Oh, could I have a pen?
388
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,422
Thank you. 25.
389
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,072
- You were only 15 when
you first got married?
390
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,508
- Yes, I was a
Hungarian child bride.
391
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,698
- Oh, brother.
392
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,546
- Well, as justice of the peace,
393
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,781
I can perform the
ceremony for ya.
394
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,817
- We'd like to but you see
we going to get married
395
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,052
in church.
396
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,286
- Oh.
397
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,322
- By the way, what's
the name of the minister?
398
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,090
- Reverend Clements. I'd
be glad to give him a call
399
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,992
and ask him to
drop by to see you.
400
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,349
- Oh, thank you.
401
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,434
- Hello there, Mr. Haney.
402
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,536
- Howdy, I, oh how
do you do, Reverend?
403
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,506
- Mr. Haney, I hardly
recognized you.
404
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,042
I haven't seen you in
church in a long time.
405
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,067
- Well I, it's my
Sunday rheumatism.
406
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,882
- Maybe you could
arrange to get it on Saturday.
407
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,351
- I'll try.
408
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,185
- Good day.
409
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,209
- Goodbye.
410
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,156
Well, what can we
do for you, Mr. Haney.
411
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,693
- I just drop by to
congratulate one of the nicest
412
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,597
married couples I know
on their engagement.
413
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,099
- How did you
find out about that?
414
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,634
- It's my job as social
correspondent for the
415
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,758
Stank Well Falls Gazette.
416
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,506
- Oh, yes, well we.
417
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,576
- Do you mind if I interview
the bride for my paper?
418
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,212
- What do you want to know?
419
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,848
- Oh, just some
little chatty items like
420
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,184
what kind of silver
do you expect to get
421
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,785
for wedding presents?
422
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,854
- We're not expecting any.
423
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,977
- You're not?
424
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,726
Well then perhaps I can
help you with your problem.
425
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,595
- We didn't have a
problem til you showed up.
426
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:34,963
- Oh, that's clever.
427
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,500
I'll quote that in my article.
428
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,068
Now, about the silver.
429
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,736
To make it easy on your friends,
430
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,472
it's customary for
the impending bride
431
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,575
to register the
pattern she prefers
432
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,645
with an authorized
silver dealer.
433
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,947
- Look Oliver, he's authorized.
434
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,449
- He's not authorized.
435
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,917
- Now if you'll just
step around here,
436
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,887
I'll show you the
authorized patterns.
437
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,490
Ain't that a
beautiful selection?
438
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,914
Just feel the weight of that.
439
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,219
- US Navy?
440
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,598
- Oh, I'm sorry,
441
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,835
I'm only allowed to
sell that to rear admirals.
442
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,371
- What is that one?
443
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,396
- Oh, you do have
impecorable taste.
444
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,744
That's our Claudio
Gruber pattern.
445
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,213
- Claudia
446
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,283
- Designed by Claudio Gruber
who designed all the silverware
447
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,220
for his majesty
Queen Louie the Third.
448
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,521
- Queen Louie?
449
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,092
- His mother wasn't
very sex conscious.
450
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,359
- Mr. Haney, we don't.
451
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,928
- Oliver, Oliver,
that one is pretty.
452
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,499
- As a dentist, you should
really appreciate that silver.
453
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,267
You can use it to eat with
454
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:49,538
or you can melt it
down and fill teeth with it.
455
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,608
- Mr. Haney, we're not
expecting any presents.
456
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,942
We're just getting married.
457
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,744
- Have you got a flower girl?
458
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,579
- No.
459
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,513
- Lisa.
460
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,715
- You don't have a flower girl?
461
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,484
May I present, Kitty Joy,
462
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:05,176
Hooterville's only
professional flower girl.
463
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,459
- Oh, for the love of.
464
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,095
- For only $2, Kitty will
proceed you up the aisle
465
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,120
and strew you
right up to the altar.
466
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,058
Now these is rose
petals but for $2 more
467
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,129
you can be strewed
with carnations.
468
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,209
- Look, Mr. Haney.
469
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,711
- She can also act
as a ring bearer.
470
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:30,746
- No.
471
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,770
- Best man.
472
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,250
- No.
473
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,085
- Do you need a
bartender for the reception?
474
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,842
- Goodbye, Mr. Haney.
475
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,079
- Okay, Kitty.
476
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,760
Let's pick up these rose petals
477
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,730
and use them to
stuff a few sashettes.
478
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,434
- Oliver, I just finished
making out the list
479
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,270
for the wedding invitation.
480
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,771
- Fine.
481
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,241
- Do you think the church
could hold 3,000 people?
482
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,509
- 3,000?
483
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,744
- Well, I'm sure a
few won't show up.
484
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,012
- Let me see that.
485
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,449
- Well, it's not in
alpha or betical order.
486
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:11,409
- The Duke and Duchess
of Windsor, Sam Drucker.
487
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:18,282
The Archduke of Austria,
Mr. And Mrs. Ziffel and Arnold.
488
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,852
President De Gaul and Mr. Haney.
489
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,202
Well, so far it's a
well mixed group
490
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,904
but Lisa, I wouldn't
sit Mr. Ziffel next to
491
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,373
President De Gaul,
you know Fred's french
492
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,874
isn't too good.
493
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,376
- Well, I couldn't
put Arnold next to the
494
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,646
Archduke because he
likes to hunt wild boar
495
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,114
and Arnold.
496
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,149
- Lisa, this is just gonna
be a simple wedding.
497
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,752
Now the only people we
should invite are our friends
498
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,254
from Hooterville.
499
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,955
As a matter of fact, wouldn't
it be nice if our friends
500
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,392
like Mr. Drucker,
Mr. Kimball, Newt Kiley,
501
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,394
took part in the wedding
ceremony with us?
502
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,829
One could be the best man,
503
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,030
one could be an usher.
504
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,165
- Ralph could be my bridesmaid.
505
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,123
She needs the practice.
506
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,304
- Then we'll just
invite our friends.
507
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:05,441
- Ah, you are a
smart man, I love you.
508
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,675
- Well, it's getting late.
509
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,909
Think I'll go to bed.
510
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,579
- Oh, I'll get you a
pillow and a blanket.
511
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,847
- What for?
512
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,649
- Well you're going
to sleep right here.
513
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,917
- What about the bedroom?
514
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,609
- Not until the wedding, Doctor.
515
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,991
- In here folks.
516
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,642
Be careful and
take care of that suit.
517
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,932
I'm only renting it to you.
518
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,349
- Right in there, ma'am.
519
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,784
I sure hope you
enjoy the ceremony,
520
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,742
my mom and dad
are getting married.
521
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:56,392
- You and your best man will
stand down there, Mr. Douglas.
522
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,728
- Mr. Kimball, what are
you so nervous about?
523
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,798
- Gee, I've never
been married before.
524
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,434
- You're not getting married.
525
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,468
- I'm not?
526
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,336
- No.
527
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,937
- Then who is?
528
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:09,961
- I am.
529
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,364
- Oh, congratulations.
530
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,178
- Have you got the ring?
531
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:20,204
- Yes, sir. I put it right
here where I wouldn't lose it.
532
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,506
It isn't there.
533
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,921
Wonder where I put it.
534
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,356
- The ring.
535
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,813
- Now I remember.
536
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:36,186
- Well, take it off the string.
537
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,494
- Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here
538
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:09,931
to join this man and this
woman in holy matrimony.
539
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,933
Now the ring please.
540
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:12,957
- The ring.
541
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,231
Give me the ring.
542
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:34,990
- Repeat after me,
with this ring, I thee wed.
543
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,559
- With this ring, I thee wed.
544
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,183
- Place the ring on her finger.
545
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,566
By the power vested in
me, I now pronounce you
546
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,368
man and wife.
547
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,325
You may kiss the bride.
548
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,266
- Here Ralph.
549
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:09,224
- Oliver, thank you
for marrying me.
550
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,692
- My pleasure.
551
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:12,160
And this time
there's no question,
552
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,452
a bonafide wedding license.
553
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,468
- Before I forget, I got
you a wedding present.
554
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,492
- Oh.
555
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,573
- Oliver, Oliver, there it is.
556
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,163
I hope you like it.
557
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,011
- What the.
558
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,380
- Well, I thought as long as
you got the dentist license,
559
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,472
it shouldn't go to waste.
560
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,607
- It never has.
561
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:18,927
This has been a
562
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,552
Filmways Presentation, darling.
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