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♪ Green Acres
is the place to be.
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♪ Farm living
is the life for me.
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♪ Land spreading
out so far and wide.
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♪ Keep Manhattan, just
give me that countryside.
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay.
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay.
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view.
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue.
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♪ The chores.
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♪ The stores.
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♪ Fresh air.
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♪ Times Square
♪ You are my wife.
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♪ Good bye, city life.
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♪ Green Acres we are there.
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- And I'm very sad.
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Don't eat so fast, you're
going to get heartburn.
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- Lisa, did you...
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Where did she come from?
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- Oh this is my friend Clarissa.
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Clarissa, this is my husband.
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- How do you do?
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- She's been coming
here for breakfast
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for the past three days.
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- I guess in this cold
weather it's kind of hard
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for her to find food.
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- Oh you don't
know the half of it.
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She was telling me
that she has such a...
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- She was telling you?
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- Well not in the
words of the silly verse.
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She paws her foot once
for yes and twice for no.
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Isn't that right Clarissa?
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That means yes.
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- Uh look, may I
ask you a question?
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Not you, I'm talking to her.
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- Oh isn't she beautiful?
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You know, she's
much too young looking
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to be the mother
of three children.
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- She has three children?
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- She brought them over
yesterday for breakfast.
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Oh they're such nice children;
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they have perfect table manners.
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- Well I'm glad to know...
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- Oh it's a wonderful family.
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The only sad part is
that they don't know
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what happened to the father.
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- They don't?
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- That means no.
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- She doesn't have much
of a vocabulary does she?
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- Oliver, what do you
suppose could have happened
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to the father?
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What was that?
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- That sounded
like a rifle shot.
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- Who is shoosting?
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- Oh that's probably
Eb practicing up
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for the hunting season.
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- What is he going to hunt for?
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- Well uh...
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- Oliver, do you mean
that he would shoo...
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Shoost a deer?
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- Some people uh...
- Would you shoost one?
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- Me?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't even have a gun.
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- Oliver.
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- I better go talk to Eb.
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- Eb.
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- Dog gone Mr. Douglas,
now you made me miss.
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- Look, Eb...
- I had a perfect score.
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Two splits, a quart
and a magnesia.
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- A magnum.
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- Oh, well anyway they
all came from that party
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you had last New Years.
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Boy, that was a real booze-end.
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- It wasn't a...
- Watch this.
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- That was full.
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- It ain't now.
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- Eb, will ya put that gun away?
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- I gotta get in
some practice before
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the deer season
opens next Tuesday.
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Jiminy Crock-oh-watts.
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It's gonna be the best
season we ever had.
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There are millions
of deer around.
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- Do you have to talk about it?
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- Sure, Hooterville's
got the best hunting
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in the whole state.
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- Mrs. Douglas
doesn't like the idea
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of people hunting.
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- What is she gonna
say when she finds out
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you and me are
in the Deer Derby?
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If we shoot the
biggest deer, we'll win.
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- She doesn't have
to know about that.
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- What about the gun you ordered
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from Mr. Drucker?
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Does Mrs. Douglas
have to know about that?
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She...
- Doesn't know about what?
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- Mr. Douglas ordered a...
- Quiet
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- Oh that's right, you
don't want her to know
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about the .30-30.
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- Quiet.
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- What is a 30-30 quiet?
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- I don't know,
it must be a rifle
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with a silencer on it.
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- Jiminy Crock-oh-watts.
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- Oliver, did you order a rifle?
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- Why would I do that?
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- So you could
win the Deer Derby.
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- What's a deer derby?
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- He means a beer
derby, don't you Eb?
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- Oh, yeah.
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You fill up your derby with beer
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and then you go hunting.
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- Of all the...
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- Oliver, are you
going to go hunting?
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- Paw the ground once for yes,
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and twice for no.
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- Why don't you
go to your chores?
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It's more fun standing
here watching you sweat.
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- Oliver, you haven't
answered my question.
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- Oh, what question was that?
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- About going hunting.
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- Eb, I don't need
any help from you.
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- Well you didn't remember
what the question was.
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- Beat it.
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- Well?
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- Uh, well I better go
help Eb with the chores.
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I'll see you later.
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♪♪♪
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Lisa, you don't have
to come with me.
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- What are you trying
to hide from me?
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- Nothing.
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Why don't you wait in the car?
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- It's cold.
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Hello there Mr. Drucker.
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- Oh hi, I was just
warming my head muff.
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Seems like the older
I get, the colder I get.
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My blood must be getting thin.
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- Couldn't you take
something for thin blood?
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- Like what?
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- Well don't they
have fat blood pills?
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- No they...
- Oh I used to carry them,
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Fanny Farkwar's Fat Blood Pills.
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They came in a
heart-shaped green bottle.
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Guaranteed to fatten
up the thinnest blood.
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- How could they...
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- She also had
fat blood thinner.
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But she don't make either
one of them anymore.
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- I'm glad to hear it.
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- She specialized in
cold-weather medicines.
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One of the most popular was her
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Chill-blain Elixir.
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It was 90% alcohol.
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Sold a lot of that
during prohibition.
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- I can well imagine.
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Now look
Mr. Drucker, could we...
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Fanny also made
a great cough syrup.
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If you mixed it with
the Chill-blain elixir,
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it made the best
sour-mash bourbon
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you ever tasted.
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- Yeah, well...
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- A lot of the
fellas used to add
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Fanny Farkwar's
nose drops to a pint
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of olive oil.
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Made a nice thick martini.
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- That sounds a little...
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- It was very big favorite
among deer hunters.
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Oh say, that reminds
me Mr. Douglas.
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Remember you
ordered that brand new...
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- Wait...
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- I just wanted you to
know I got your .30-30.
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- Later.
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- Oliver, you ordered
a gun, didn't you?
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- Oh he sure did...
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- She's not talking to you.
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- You're going to go
hunting aren't you?
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- Well...
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- Oh he sure is,
he was the first one
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to sign up for the Deer Derby.
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- No, no.
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I signed up for the Beer Derby.
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- The what?
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- The Beer Derby, you know.
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Where you fill up
your derby with beer.
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And the one who
drinks the most wins.
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- No, no, you signed
up for the Deer Derby.
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- I did huh?
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How could I have
made a mistake like that?
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- Easy, because you're a fink.
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- Lisa.
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- Murderer.
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- Look, will ya...
- Killer.
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- Lisa, there's nothing
wrong with hunting.
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Tell her Mr. Drucker.
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- Oh no no, it's a great sport.
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I've been hunting for years.
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- Now I know what happened
to Clarissa's husband,
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you shoosted him.
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- Me?
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No no, I didn't uh...
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- Left her a widow
with three children.
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- No, no I...
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- No wonder your
blood is so thin, it has to
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run through such a hard heart.
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- Lisa, will you
leave Mr. Drucker...
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- You'll get it, and you better
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stop the hunting season.
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- He can't stop the
hunting season, it's legal.
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- Oh yes ma'am, even
the governor comes here
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every year to do his hunting.
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He'll be here Tuesday
to help open the season.
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- And I am going
to be here Tuesday
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to help closing it.
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- Lisa.
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- Dog gone, she
sure is riled up.
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- She'll calm down.
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- I won't calm down,
I think it's terrible
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for a grown man to
shoost such a poor
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defenseless animal.
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- Lisa, what is this?
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- A minks coat.
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- No I mean, what
is is mink coat?
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- Well it's cheaper than
a saber, and it's more
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expensive than a...
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- I mean where did it come from?
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- Saks Fifth Avenue.
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- What I meant was,
where do minks come from?
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- Other minks.
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- Oh boy.
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- Lisa, at one time
this coat was a bunch of
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happy little minks
running around playing,
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carefree.
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And then one morning you woke up
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and you said, "Oliver,
I vant a minks coat."
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- I said that at night.
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- Well what diff...
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- I remember we
had a fight and I said,
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"Unless you buy me a minks coat,
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I'm going to invite
my mother to come
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and live with us."
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- That isn't important,
the point I'm trying
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to make is that I
went into the store,
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and I said, "I wanna
buy my wife a mink coat."
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And somebody had to go
out and shoot little minks
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so they could sew them together
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and make this coat for you.
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And that makes you an accessory.
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- I never got any accessories.
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- Look, if it's alright
to shoot a mink
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for a coat, then
why isn't it alright
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to shoot a deer?
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- Do you want my mother
to come and live with us?
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- No.
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- Then don't let me catch
you shoosting any deer.
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- Will you just
come along with me?
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- Where are we going to go?
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- I want you to look
at my tomatoes.
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- Why?
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- You say deer are beautiful
defenseless animals.
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I want to show you the
damage they've done
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to my tomato plants.
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Look at what your deer did.
261
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,150
Trampled all the plants.
262
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,987
- How do you know
the deer did that?
263
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,255
- Look at the hoof prints.
264
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,224
- Well, how do you
know they're not Eb's?
265
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,928
- Oh, Eb's hoof prints...
266
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,830
Or his footprints...
267
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,865
That was done by a deer.
268
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:56,866
- It's cold.
269
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:57,989
- Here, here.
270
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,171
Look at all the
tomatoes they crushed.
271
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,373
- Mr. Douglas, I uh...
272
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,643
Say, that's pretty clever.
273
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,611
Growing crushed tomatoes.
274
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,980
- Well I didn't...
- A lot of farmers...
275
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,849
Well not a lot of farmers...
276
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,150
Some farmers wait
till they pick them
277
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,174
before they crush them.
278
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,187
- These were crushed by deer.
279
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,411
- You trained them to do that?
280
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,259
Boy that's a clever
way to save labor cost.
281
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,728
Do you mind if I
mention it in my report
282
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:26,963
to the department?
283
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,766
- Mr. Kimball, did
a deer do that?
284
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,401
- Well it's possible that uh...
285
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,425
What's a deer-do?
286
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,437
- Well it's a beautiful
animal with big ears
287
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,773
and sad eyes.
288
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,676
- Oh, the North
American Deer-do.
289
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,979
- Yes, they are
very destructive.
290
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,003
They uh...
291
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,015
A deer-do huh?
292
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,686
- Mr. Kimball, my
husband said that deers
293
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,487
are very destructive.
294
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,691
- Well, there's a lot
of truth in what he...
295
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,693
Well, not a lot of truth.
296
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,616
But there is a basis...
297
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,853
What did he say again?
298
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,200
- I said the deer
do a lot of damage.
299
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,224
- At whom?
300
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,338
- Crops, forests, plants.
301
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,942
- Oh yes, deer are the
most destructive of all.
302
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,377
Well not the most destructive.
303
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,413
Well you don't
know the half of it.
304
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,781
- You don't know any of it.
305
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,186
- Well I do know that
deer are pretty bad.
306
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,021
They burrow under the ground and
307
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:29,358
eat the roots off
and... No, that's a mole.
308
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,596
No, that's a mole.
309
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,821
No, that's a wart.
310
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,335
No, that's a piece
of chicken liver
311
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,359
I had for lunch.
312
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,140
- Whether they are
destructive or not,
313
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,609
do you think it's right
to shoost a deer?
314
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,878
- Well there are two
ways of looking at it.
315
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,214
On one hand there's
the moral question.
316
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,282
On the other had
317
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,586
There's still some
chicken liver.
318
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,554
Well now that I have
answered your question,
319
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,956
I gotta run back to the office.
320
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,824
I'm expecting a call.
321
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,193
No, I got that before I left.
322
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,895
Or was that yesterday?
323
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,596
Well, it doesn't
make any difference,
324
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,898
my phone's out of order.
325
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,704
- Well, are you still
going to go hunting?
326
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,474
- Yeah, as soon as the
hunting season opens.
327
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,009
- Maybe it won't.
328
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,581
You want me to get you what?
329
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,016
- A conjunction.
330
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,151
- A con...
331
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,385
- You know, when
somebody does something,
332
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,089
and you want to stop
it, you conjunct them.
333
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,991
- Oh you mean injunct
them; an injunction.
334
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,492
- Alright, if that will do it,
335
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,760
I'll take one of those.
336
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,028
Where do you keep them?
337
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,329
- I don't...
338
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,198
You have to go to
court and get the judge
339
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,532
and get the judge to issue one.
340
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,700
- Let's go.
341
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,968
- Well just a second
Mrs. Douglas,
342
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,104
there are a few things
I have to know first.
343
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,272
- Like what?
344
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,107
- Well for one thing,
who do you want
345
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,009
this injunction issued against?
346
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,612
- Well, my husband,
Mr. Drucker, Eb Dawson...
347
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,914
Do you hunt?
348
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:58,881
- Yes.
349
00:13:58,905 --> 00:13:59,949
- Put your name down.
350
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,084
- What are you trying to stop?
351
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,286
- Deer hunting.
352
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,486
- I don't think it's
possible to get
353
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,922
an injunction for that.
354
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,157
- How long have you
been practicing law?
355
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,525
- Just a little over a month.
356
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,560
- Well, I've been
married to a lawyer
357
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,429
for over ten years.
358
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,631
So I think I know more
about law than you do.
359
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,835
- I don't think there's
any legal way to...
360
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,436
- How about illegal?
361
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,539
- I cant advise you
to do anything illegal.
362
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,741
- Well, then what would
you advise me to do?
363
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,576
- Well I'm afraid
I can't help you.
364
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,012
- I should have known
that anybody who's partners
365
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,548
with my husband
is a fellow fink.
366
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,351
- I'm not...
367
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,886
Look Mrs. Douglas, there's a law
368
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,387
in the books permitting hunting.
369
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,788
Now if you want
to change that law,
370
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,825
what you should do
is get a petition signed
371
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,160
by enough people
who agree with you,
372
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,828
and present it to
your state senator.
373
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,029
- Will that work?
374
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,297
- I don't know.
375
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,199
- Well if it doesn't,
don't send me a bill.
376
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,510
- Oh hello Brian.
377
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,112
- Mr. Douglas, I
thought I'd better tell you,
378
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,780
your wife was just in to see me.
379
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,982
- What about?
380
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,316
- She wanted me to
get her an injunction
381
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,118
to stop the hunting season.
382
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,286
- Oh boy.
383
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,455
- I advised her to
get up a petition,
384
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,524
present it to our state senator.
385
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,893
I hope I did the right thing.
386
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,894
- Oh fine, yeah.
387
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,128
It will keep her
out of mischief.
388
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,686
She'll be lucky if she
gets one signature.
389
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,875
- Hello there Arnold,
is your father home?
390
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,112
- Would you tell him I'm here?
391
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,784
- No, Arnold I've told
you I don't wanna buy no...
392
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,086
Oh it's you Mrs. Douglas.
393
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,322
Arnold said it was
the fertilizer salesman.
394
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,858
A fine sense of humor you got.
395
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,094
Would you come in?
396
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,029
- No no no, thank
you Mr. Ziffel.
397
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,563
I want you to sign something.
398
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,798
- Sign what?
399
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,534
- I want you to put
your name right here.
400
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,070
- Well I never sign
anything unless I read it.
401
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,705
The last time I did, I
woke up married to Doris.
402
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,708
No, this is a
petition to do away
403
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,544
with deer hunting.
404
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,746
- But I don't wanna do
away with deer hunting.
405
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,780
- Oh well Mr. Ziffel,
if you would
406
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,916
only read the reasons.
407
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,717
- Well let's see what they are.
408
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,520
Now what did I do
with my spectacles?
409
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,490
Arnold, will you lend me
your eyeglasses please?
410
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,526
- Arnold wears glasses?
411
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,929
- He just ruined his
eyes watching TV.
412
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,588
Thank you.
413
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,468
Let's see now.
414
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,757
- There we are.
415
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,139
- You sure got strong glasses.
416
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,399
Let's see now what this says.
417
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,247
I think that deer hunting
should be abolished
418
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,438
for the following reasons.
419
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,541
Uh-huh...
420
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:51,776
Uh-huh...
421
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,847
Uh-huh.
422
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,596
Mrs. Douglas, you sure
got powerful reasons.
423
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,987
I'd be glad to sign that. ♪♪♪
424
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,403
- Mrs. Douglas.
425
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,505
- Oh hello there Mr. Haney.
426
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,008
- Dog gone you look
as pretty as a catfish
427
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,143
with it's nose up
against the dam.
428
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,246
- Why thank you Mr. Haney,
the reason I came over
429
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,714
is because...
430
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,484
- Is because you heard
about my big spring sale.
431
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,851
- Spring sale?
432
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,020
- Yes ma'am.
433
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,889
All springs are reduced 50%.
434
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,558
- Mr. Haney, I didn't
come over here
435
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,959
to buy anything.
436
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,895
I want you to sign a petition
437
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,497
to stop deer hunting.
438
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,565
- Mrs. Douglas,
I'd like to oblige,
439
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,700
but deer hunting
happens to be one of my
440
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,269
favorite sports.
441
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,171
- Oh Mr. Haney if
you would just read
442
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,040
the petition, and
you'll see the reasons.
443
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,842
- Well I don't think that I...
444
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,145
- Oh please would
you just read it?
445
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,169
- Alright.
446
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,417
- I believe that deer
hunting should be abolished
447
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,419
for the following reasons.
448
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,188
It is bad, it is unnecessary,
449
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,023
it is unfair to the deer,
450
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,981
and it is cruel
to kill anything...
451
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,666
Mrs. Douglas, them
is some of the most
452
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,502
convincing reasons
that I have ever read.
453
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,071
I'll be happy to sign it.
454
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,107
- Mrs. Douglas, I ain't signing
455
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,076
any petition
against deer hunting.
456
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,810
- Well if you'd
just read it please.
457
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,446
- I'm busy, I've
got a lot to do.
458
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,081
The governor's coming
in and a four o'clock
459
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,083
run to the Cannonball.
460
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,250
- Well a lot of
people signed it.
461
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,485
- They have?
462
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,719
- Yes, it won't
take you a minute,
463
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,987
if you would just
read it please.
464
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,390
- Alright I'll read it,
but I ain't signing it.
465
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,559
I believe that deer
hunting should be abolished
466
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,916
for the following reasons...
467
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,130
Oh, I'll sign it.
468
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,435
- Eb, have you
seen Mrs. Douglas?
469
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,170
- She went to the station
to meet the governor
470
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,539
and show him her petition.
471
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,476
- How many signatures
does she have, two?
472
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,500
- 300.
473
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,912
- 300?
474
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,314
- When she sets her
mind to doing something,
475
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,548
she does it.
476
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,206
- Well, I'll be a...
477
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,091
- Don't forget fellas,
you signed the petition.
478
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,792
Now don't change your mind.
479
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,561
No ma'am.
480
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,029
- Lisa...
481
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,065
- Look who we've got here,
doubting Danny Thomas.
482
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,502
You said I couldn't
get one signature,
483
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,703
I got 300 of them.
484
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,305
- Lisa, there are only 28 people
485
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,740
in the whole valley.
486
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,609
- Well some of them
signed eight times.
487
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,470
- See there's the governor.
488
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,600
- Well folks, thank
you thank you.
489
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,369
I can't tell you how happy I am
490
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,237
to get away from
all those crackpots
491
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,572
at the state capitol,
492
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,307
and come here to Hooterville
493
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,841
to do some deer hunting.
494
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,411
- Well you can go right
back to the crackpots
495
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,845
because there isn't going to be
496
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,703
any deer hunting here.
497
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,816
- Who said that?
498
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,750
- I did.
499
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,486
I've got a petition here signed
500
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,354
with 300 names
that we don't want
501
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,722
any deer hunting.
502
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,157
Isn't that right fellas?
503
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,559
That's right.
504
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,793
- I thought you fellas wanted...
505
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,994
- May I see that please?
506
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,018
- Yes.
507
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,131
- I believe that deer
hunting should be abolished
508
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,133
for the following reasons.
509
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,502
It is bad.
510
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,204
- Well that's childish.
511
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,638
- It is unnecessary.
512
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,507
- That's clever.
513
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,109
- It is cruel to kill anything.
514
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,312
And for signing this,
Mr. Douglas agrees
515
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,314
to give me $100.
516
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,583
Now there's a stu...
517
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,218
$100?
518
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,752
- Mr. Douglas don't you realize
519
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,888
that it is illegal to
solicit signatures
520
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,725
by offering money for them?
521
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,493
- Governor I didn't,
it was my wife
522
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,262
who collected the signatures.
523
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,563
- Well if I wasn't
into good humor,
524
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,099
I'd have both of
you thrown in the jail.
525
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,523
- I'd like to see you try it.
526
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,604
- What?
527
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,340
- Lisa, Governor, my
wife is a little upset.
528
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,476
- I'm here for a
little relaxation,
529
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,346
so we'll just forget
this whole incident.
530
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,314
And as governor of this state,
531
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,216
I declare that the
hunting season
532
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,418
will officially open
tomorrow morning
533
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,086
at sunrise.
534
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,588
- You're nothing but a...
535
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,180
- Come on Carrie Nation.
536
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,695
- I don't want to go.
537
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,696
- It's the best thing.
538
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,697
- I'm a failure.
539
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,065
- You're not a failure.
540
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,734
- The deer were counting on me
541
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,068
and I let them down.
542
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,092
- You tried.
543
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,038
You didn't use
too much intell...
544
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,075
You tried.
545
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,010
- Why are you trying to shove me
546
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,512
off to New York?
547
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,414
- It's for your own good.
548
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,882
If hunting upsets you so much,
549
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,950
it's better if
you're not around.
550
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,852
- You're right.
551
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,788
But there's just one more
thing I could've done...
552
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,022
- Lisa, Lisa.
553
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,613
Take my advice, go.
554
00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:00,384
- If you promise not
to shoost anything.
555
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,531
- I promise.
556
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,899
- Alright then I'll go.
557
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,534
- I'll drive you to the
airport in the morning,
558
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,235
you can catch the first plane.
559
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,871
- Well who's going to
take care of Clarissa?
560
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,140
- Oh I don't think...
- I'll tell you what.
561
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,776
Eb will drive me
and you stay here
562
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,210
and take care of her.
563
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,144
- Well she doesn't need...
564
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,045
- Now one second please.
565
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,069
Clarissa.
566
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,048
Clarissa, clarissa.
567
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,717
Come on darling.
568
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,320
You do good girl, come on.
569
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,887
Clarissa come over here sweetie,
570
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,255
such a good girl.
571
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,325
My husband is going
to take care of you
572
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,460
so you won't get shoosted.
573
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,595
Oliver, shouldn't you
hide her under the bed?
574
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:34,963
- How can I hide...
575
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,732
- And if any of your
friends show up,
576
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,434
you tell them that my
husband is going to
577
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,558
take care of them, right?
578
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,272
And another thing...
579
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,442
- Lisa, you'd better get to bed.
580
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:50,033
The plane leaves very
early in the morning.
581
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,621
- I've been waiting all
year for this moment.
582
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:01,256
- You wont' be
disappointed Governor,
583
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,225
you'd never seen so many deer.
584
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,227
- Governor, are you
sure Mr. Douglas
585
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,363
don't have to pay me that $100?
586
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,854
- Oh for crying out loud Haney...
- Shh.
587
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:14,536
- That's a beauty, you
get first shot Governor.
588
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,727
- Oh thank you, thank you.
589
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:21,465
Watch it, he's
going to shoost you.
590
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:23,979
- Who was that?
591
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,882
- The hunting season has opened.
592
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,150
Everybody run for your life.
593
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:33,477
The hunting season has opened.
594
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,394
Head to the hills.
595
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,418
That's it, keep running.
596
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,464
- Who is that?
597
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,699
Is that that woman...
598
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,502
- Yes Governor, that's
the welcher's wife.
599
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,470
- Call out the National
Guard and have
600
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,338
that plane shot down.
601
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,840
- Calm down Governor.
602
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,142
- Oh that blasted woman.
603
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,678
She's ruined the hunting season.
604
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,082
- What?
605
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,118
Oh that's impossible
Mr. Drucker,
606
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,053
she's not even in town.
607
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,588
She went to the
airport this morning
608
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,090
and took a plane...
609
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,559
Oh no.
610
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,728
Oh she couldn't have
done a thing like that.
611
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:13,829
Oliver.
612
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,466
- What the...
- Up here.
613
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,267
- I am not a failure.
614
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,806
Tell Clarissa I warned
all her friends in time.
615
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:27,375
Lisa, will you...
616
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,177
- We've taken
care of Hootersville,
617
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,647
head for Crepe Corners
and we'll take care
618
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,837
of their deer.
619
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,820
Attention all Crepe
Corners deer,
620
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,988
the hunting season has started.
621
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,512
Run for your life.
622
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,582
- Oh for...
623
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,262
The hunting season has opened,
624
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,186
run for your life, run.
625
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:30,060
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