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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm livin' is the life for me
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♪ Land spreadin'
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Goodbye city life
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♪ Green Acres we are there
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- Beautiful.
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Get a load of this rock.
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- In the bag, in the bag.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's get out of here.
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Not that way, stupid.
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- Shh.
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Did we lose 'em?
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- I think so.
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I don't hear anything.
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Hey, Mack.
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Let's divvy up the loot.
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- Not now.
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Later.
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Hey, Mack.
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- Huh?
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- There must be a lot
of show business kids
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in this neighborhood.
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- How do you figure?
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- Look.
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Boy, when I was a kid,
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the kind of stuff
we'd write on a wall.
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- Psst.
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- Where are we going?
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- In there.
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Come on, open the door.
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- All right, get back.
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- Not that way, the head.
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- Ah, all right.
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Now, what did we
come in here for?
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- To stash the
jewelry, you dummy.
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- What's in there?
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- Looks like wheat or something.
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All right, dump
it in, dump it in.
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Now, what did you do that for?
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Why didn't you throw
the whole bag in?
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- I gotta bring it home.
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I borrowed it from
my brother-in-law.
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- All right, we'll stash it here
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and pick it up
when the heat's off.
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All right, let's get out.
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- Boy, you sure
are cranky tonight.
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Ow.
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- Doggone it.
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Every week they come
out with a new cereal.
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One week it was Tooty Wooties,
and the next week it was...
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- Hello there, Mr. Drucker.
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- Afternoon, Mr. Drucker.
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- Afternoon, folks.
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- Oh, those are those Crickly
Wicklys they advertise on TV.
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- What do they do?
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Snap, crunch, ping?
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- No, these are soundproof.
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- I wonder if these are as
good as the Jumpy Wumpies.
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- Jumpy?
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- Yes, when you pour
hot milk over them,
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they jump around in the bowl.
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- Who wouldn't?
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- My favorite cereal
used to be Itsy Bitsies,
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but they stopped making them
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when they came out
with Stuffy Wuffies.
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- Who thinks up those?
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- In Hungary, they had a
wonderful cereal, Shredded Goulash.
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You can't get that here.
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- Thank goodness.
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- Well, this should
be pretty good.
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It's got a lot of stuff in it.
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Artificial coloring,
imitation sweeteners,
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synthetic orange peels.
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- No plastic raisins?
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- No, they had those
in Jumpy Wumpies.
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- Look, Lisa.
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- This is the first cereal
I ever got with vitamin N.
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- There's no such
thing as vitamin N.
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- It says right here.
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Contains vitamin N for energy.
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- I believe energy
is spelled with an E.
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- Since when?
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- Well, it's always...
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- Each box is supposed
to have a valuable prize.
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- I'm sure.
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- Would you like to try 'em?
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They're 18 cents a
box or six for a dollar.
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- We take six boxes.
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- No, we don't.
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- But, Oliver.
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You might want them for
breakfast tomorrow morning.
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- I'm not putting that
junk in my stomach.
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- All right, then.
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Give me 10 pounds
of hot cakes flour.
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- On second thought, I am
putting that junk in my stomach.
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We'll take these six boxes.
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Good morning.
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- Well, if it isn't my
husband, Handsome Harry.
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- Is breakfast ready?
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- Don't you even want to
pant a little from the kiss?
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- That enough?
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- Personally, I thought it was
more than a two pants kiss.
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- Breakfast, Lisa, hmm?
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- All right, gorgeous.
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Sit down.
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There.
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There we are.
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- Good morning.
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- Hi.
- Good morning.
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- What's this?
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Crickly Wicklys?
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Why don't you buy the
kind I like, Poopy Woopsy?
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- Poopy Woopsy.
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- That a cereal with
the filter tipped flakes.
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A valuable prize in every box.
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I wonder what they give you.
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A green glass bracelet.
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- What did you expect, emeralds?
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- That's what they are.
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- Sure, emeralds.
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- They are.
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- Oh, boy.
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Wait'll I give this to Lorelei.
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I'll get a two pants kiss.
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- You are to get at
least a five pants for that.
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Do you know what
emeralds are worth?
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- No, ma'am.
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- Well, my aunt had
an emerald bracelet,
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not half as good as this
one, and it cost her $12,000.
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- $12,000?
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- Why would they
put a $12,000 bracelet
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in an 18 cent box of cereal?
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- They're trying to
make new customers.
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- That makes sense.
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- I wish you did.
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- See what you
get, Mrs. Douglas.
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- All right.
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Ooh, a diamond wristwatch.
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Must be worth at least $8,000.
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- Oh, boy.
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- It's your turn, Mr. Douglas.
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- Come on, I'm not going to...
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- Oh, go on, Oliver.
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- What did you get?
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- A picture of Yogi Berra.
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- Autographed?
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- No.
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- Tough luck.
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- Hey, will you
stop opening all the.
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Ooh.
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- Wowee, a diamond ring.
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- Yes.
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Ooh, it's at least six carats.
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- That's a big
phony hunk of glass.
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- It's a diamond.
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- Look, how could
it possibly be a...
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- Oliver, if there's one
thing I know, it's diamonds.
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- What do you know
about sapphires?
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- Ooh, it's gorgeous.
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- They're blue glass.
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- Oliver, I didn't get
to where I am today
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without knowing what's
real jewelry and what isn't.
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- Here, try your luck again.
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Well?
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- Yogi Berra.
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- You're a born loser.
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- Oliver, we ought to buy
some more of this cereal.
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Delicious.
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- Yeah, I'm gonna get
me 75 boxes and retire.
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- You'll be retiring a
lot faster than you think
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if you don't get back to work.
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- I don't have to work anymore.
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I'm independently wealthy.
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Jewelry wise.
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- That stupid kid.
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He gets a few hunks
of junk jewelry and...
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Come in!
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- Howdy.
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- Hello there, Mr Ziffel.
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- I just come over to
show you something.
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Looky here.
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- Ooh, your birthday?
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- No, Crickly Wickly.
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- What?
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- You, too?
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Look what I got.
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- That's pretty.
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You didn't happen
to get a couple
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of diamond earrings did ya?
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- No.
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Eb got some sapphires.
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- Aw, too bad.
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Arnold wanted to
trade a bracelet he got
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for a couple of diamond
earrings to go with his choker.
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- What choker?
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- His Prickly Wickly choker.
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Arnold, come in here
and show it to them.
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- Well, I'll be a...
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- Yeah, that's what Doris
said when she saw it.
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- Did Mrs. Ziffel get anything?
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- Yep, she got a
picture of Yogi Berra.
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- Ooh, that's what
Mr. Douglas got.
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- Couple of born losers.
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- Look, Mr. Ziffel.
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That's cheap costume jewelry.
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- Don't pay no
attention to him, Arnold.
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He don't know what
he's talking about.
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- Would you like
me to prove it to you?
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- How?
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- I'll take all this junk
over to the jeweler in Pixley
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and have it appraised.
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- Ooh, this is a
magnificent diamond.
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Not a flaw in it.
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- Are you sure?
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- Oh, positive.
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- And you say
this stuff is all real?
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- Yes, these are some of
the most beautiful jewels
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I've ever seen, Mr., uh.
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- Douglas.
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How much do you
estimate they're worth?
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- Well,
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roughly $200,000.
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- 200...
- Mr. Douglas, if
you bought them
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you ought to know
what they're worth.
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- Oh, I didn't buy them.
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- You inherited them?
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- No, no.
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I got them in boxes of.
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- Of what?
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- If I told you, you
wouldn't believe me.
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- If you'd like me to keep
these in my safe for you.
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- No, thank you.
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Thank you.
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Good day.
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- Good day.
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Hello, operator.
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Connect me with the
sheriff's office, please.
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Yes.
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00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,008
Hello, Sheriff?
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This is Klaxon, the
jeweler over at Pixley.
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Yes.
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Say, I got a flyer from
the jeweler's association
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the other day on the
Berkman jewelry robbery
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and a man was in
here a few moments ago
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with some jewelry that
matches the description.
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00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,179
Yes, Douglas.
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I think he lives in Hooterville.
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- I told you it was real.
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00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,365
- I know you told me.
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- What did the man
say it was worth?
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- $200,000.
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There must be some explanation.
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- Okay, let's hear it.
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- Lisa, I've got to make a call.
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- To whom?
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- The Crickly Wickly people.
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- Calling from where?
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00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,469
Hooterville?
267
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,604
I'll take it.
268
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,584
Hello?
269
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,719
- Hello, who's this?
270
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,187
- Charles Bennett.
271
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,290
I'm in charge of public
relations for Crickly Wickly.
272
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,792
- My name is Douglas.
273
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,326
Oliver Wendell Douglas.
274
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,795
I want to talk to you
about your cereal.
275
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,897
You see, we bought six boxes.
276
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,165
- Don't you think they're
a great improvement
277
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,967
over our Fudley Wudlies?
278
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,302
- I don't...
279
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,738
Look, I want to talk to
you about the prizes.
280
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,339
You see, we found some jewelry.
281
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,808
- Jewelry?
282
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,976
We don't put any
jewelry in our cereal.
283
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,745
Just baseball
cards, plastic ducks,
284
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,314
and an occasional
back scratcher.
285
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,049
- We found jewelry.
286
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,305
$200,000 worth.
287
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,375
- 200.
288
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,944
One moment, please.
289
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,126
Ms. Travis, where did you
say this call was coming from?
290
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,794
Hooterville?
291
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,562
Do they have a
fruitcake farm there?
292
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,788
Thank you.
293
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,767
Hello?
294
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,001
You still there?
295
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,302
- Yes, I'm still here.
296
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,338
- I was afraid of that.
297
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,773
- What?
298
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:44,974
- Now, about this jewelry
you claim was found
299
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,376
in our Dinky Inkies.
300
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,879
- We found them
in a Crickly Wickly.
301
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,914
- $200,000 worth?
302
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,182
- Yes.
303
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,217
My wife found a six
carat diamond ring
304
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,718
and a diamond wristwatch.
305
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,319
And Eb, my hired hand,
306
00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,422
found an emerald bracelet
and sapphire earrings,
307
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,360
and Arnold found a diamond
choker that's worth $80,000.
308
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,394
- Lucky Arnold.
309
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,752
He must be dancing with joy.
310
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:09,598
- Well, he can't dance.
311
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,622
He's a pig.
312
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,636
- That's a p-i-g, pig?
313
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,571
- Well, what other
kind is there?
314
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,674
Now, the reason I'm calling
is to find out what I should do.
315
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,144
- Well, for one thing, the
next time you have our cereal,
316
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,834
just put milk on it.
317
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,915
- I didn't eat any
of your cereal.
318
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,884
- Oh, you just drank the sauce.
319
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,853
- Look, I called
you in good face.
320
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,088
Good fate.
321
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,522
Faith.
322
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,306
- You're getting a
little blurry there, Jack.
323
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,126
- I'll ask you once more.
324
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,494
Do you know anything
about the jewelry
325
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,129
we found in your cereal?
326
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,430
- No, I don't.
327
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,787
- Then, goodbye.
328
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:48,426
- There are more
ding-a-lings that eat our cereal.
329
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,606
Now, just a moment.
330
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,675
You can't...
- Chicago police.
331
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,742
- We got a report that
some stolen jewelry
332
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,544
was stashed in your grain bin.
333
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,380
Now, we just went through
it, but they ain't there.
334
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,648
- That's strange.
335
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,883
I just had a call
from a man who said
336
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,886
he found some jewelry
in our Crickly Wicklys.
337
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:04,954
- Oh?
338
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,289
Where'd he call from?
339
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,724
- I believe it was Hooterville.
340
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,126
I better call him back.
341
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,093
- That won't be necessary.
342
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,228
We'll take care of it.
343
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,930
- We better get going.
344
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,865
- Not that way, stupid.
345
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,722
We'll take care of it.
346
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,040
- Oliver, why do we have
to talk to Mr. Drucker?
347
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,442
Why can't we just
keep the jewels?
348
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,345
- Because obviously they got
into those packages by mistake.
349
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,369
- Oh.
350
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,485
- Mr. Drucker, I
came in to ask you.
351
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,956
- Oh, I was just
trying these on.
352
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,690
Got 'em in a box
of Crickly Wicklys.
353
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,226
- We'll take 12 more boxes.
354
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,162
- I'm sorry, they're all gone.
355
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,298
When people found out about
the prizes, they cleaned me out.
356
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,532
I don't know how they can afford
357
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,401
to give away such
expensive gifts.
358
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,272
These earrings must've
cost at least a dollar.
359
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,796
- I'd say they're worth 5,000.
360
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,877
- What?
361
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,611
- These are real diamonds.
362
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,013
- Diamonds?
363
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,270
Oh, doggone it.
364
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,884
Do you see 'em?
365
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,741
- Yes, that pickle
is wearing one.
366
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,855
No, no.
367
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,723
Not that one,
the one next to it.
368
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,394
- Mr. Drucker, where do these
boxes of cereal come from?
369
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,896
There it is.
370
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,365
- Mr. Drucker, would you
please answer my question?
371
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,499
- What is your question?
372
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,935
- I'm not talking to you.
373
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,236
- What are you looking for, Sam?
374
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,372
- His earrings fell
in the pickle barrel.
375
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,639
- Oh.
376
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,874
Why don't you have
your ears pierced?
377
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,378
Then they wouldn't
fall off so easily.
378
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,611
- Mr. Kimball, if you're...
379
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,280
- Say, that sure is a
nice looking pickle.
380
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,147
How much you want for it?
381
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,748
- You can have it.
382
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,051
- Nah, I don't like pickles.
383
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,691
- What'd you do that for?
384
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,760
- Look, about the cereal boxes.
385
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,062
- What cereal?
386
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,664
- I was talking to Sam.
387
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,865
- Oh.
388
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,101
That's him with his
head in a pickle barrel.
389
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,769
I got one.
390
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,171
- Yeah.
391
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,039
Hey, Sam.
392
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,340
- You dimwit.
393
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,774
This guy wants to talk to ya.
394
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,776
What did you say your name was?
395
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,011
- Mr. Kimball.
396
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,246
- Mr. Kimball?
397
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,415
Boy, he's got the
same name as me.
398
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,185
- Hank, why don't you
go count coffee beans?
399
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,554
- Oh, it'll be a pleasure.
400
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,156
Well, not a pleasure.
401
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,412
- Go count 'em.
402
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,061
- Mr. Drucker, I
have to talk to you.
403
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,096
- Oh, I do that for
you Mr. Drucker.
404
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,065
- I want to show you something.
405
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,089
- One, two, three, four,
406
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,093
five, six, seven, eight, nine.
407
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:42,934
10, 11, 12,
408
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,038
13, 14, 15.
409
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,485
- Holy Toledo.
410
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,886
Where'd you get all that?
411
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,221
- The same place
you got the earrings.
412
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,456
In the cereal.
413
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,390
- Oliver?
414
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,591
- Oh, did you find my earrings?
415
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,448
- No, my ring fell in.
416
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,229
- Oh, for the love of.
417
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,952
- 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
418
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:08,070
- Mr. Kimball, could
you count quietly.
419
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:12,008
- Oh, I thought you wanted
me to count the coffee beans.
420
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,032
24, 25.
421
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,978
- Mr. Drucker, I just spoke to
422
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:19,515
the Crickly Wickly people and...
- Hi, Sam.
423
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,117
- Hi, Clyde.
424
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,584
- And who do those belong to?
425
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,719
- Mr. Douglas.
426
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,221
- Oh?
427
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,023
- Mr. Douglas, this is
our sheriff Clyde Prentice.
428
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,190
- Good, how do you do?
429
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,558
- You're under arrest.
430
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,582
- What?
431
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,129
- Oliver, hold this.
432
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,430
- Lisa, I don't have the...
433
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,931
- What are you wearing that for?
434
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,066
- He's under arrest.
435
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,300
- What for?
436
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,036
- For suspicion
of grand larceny.
437
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,271
- What did he grand larson?
438
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,772
- Those.
439
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,408
They fit the description
of the stolen merchandise
440
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,010
from the Berkman Jewelry
Company in Chicago.
441
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,078
- Sheriff, I...
442
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,579
- May I remind you, Mr. Douglas,
443
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,182
anything you may say
may be used against you.
444
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,818
- Clam up, Oliver, until
I get you a mousepiece.
445
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,288
- I am a mousepiece,
or a lawyer.
446
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,589
- Make a run for it, Oliver.
447
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,292
I'll throw the net
over his head.
448
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,194
- Lisa, please.
449
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,529
- And just who are you?
450
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,565
- I am the wife of
the grand larson.
451
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,267
- Well, maybe you
better come along, too.
452
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,436
- Where are my handcuffs?
453
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,104
- Oh, I don't think
you'll try and get away.
454
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,128
- I always do.
455
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,041
- Lisa.
456
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,076
Sheriff, you're
making a mistake.
457
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,110
- Would you mind coming along?
458
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,578
And if I do make a mistake,
459
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,512
it won't be the first
one I've made in my life.
460
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,346
Now, come along.
461
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,247
- I want my ring.
462
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,770
Come on.
463
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,240
- 291, 292, 293.
464
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,888
- Hank.
465
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,245
- 294, 295, 296.
466
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,725
- Hank?
467
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,926
- Yes?
468
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,361
Oh, where'd Mr. And
Mrs. Douglas go?
469
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,729
- They were arrested.
470
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,863
- Oh.
471
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,621
- 297, 298, 299, 300.
472
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,045
- All right, let's go
over this once more.
473
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,315
Why don't you two
tell me the truth?
474
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,183
Where did you get that jewelry?
475
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,619
- Well, you see we
were onboard ship.
476
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,954
And while I was
entertaining the captain,
477
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,823
my husband went
through all the state rooms.
478
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,024
- Lisa.
479
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,093
- Well, we told them
the other story 12 times
480
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,628
and they didn't believe us.
481
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,364
I thought they might
like this one better.
482
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,166
- Tell us once more.
483
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,234
- Okay.
484
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,002
We were onboard ship.
485
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,604
- Not that one, the other one.
486
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,772
- This morning I
came into the kitchen.
487
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,542
- And he gave me
a two pants kiss.
488
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,445
- We're not interested
in your sex life.
489
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,469
- Why not?
490
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,749
- You opened a box of cereal.
491
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:34,783
What was in it?
492
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,452
- Crickly Wicklys.
493
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,853
- Besides those.
494
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,721
- The diamond wristwatch.
495
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,657
- And then your hired
hand opened a box
496
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,692
and he found that
emerald bracelet.
497
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,530
- I thought you wanted
us to tell the story.
498
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,897
- Then, tell it.
499
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,089
- Well, you see, we
were on this ship.
500
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,538
- One more time and
I'm locking you up.
501
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,472
Go ahead.
502
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,174
- Look, I opened a box of cereal
503
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,376
and I found a
picture of Yogi Berra.
504
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,443
- Then what?
505
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,944
- Well.
506
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,281
- Then, I opened a box
and I found a diamond ring.
507
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:09,218
And then Eb opened a box
and found sapphire earrings.
508
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,887
- And then I opened
one and got a picture of...
509
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,389
Yogi Berra.
510
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,823
- Right.
511
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,260
- Mr. Douglas, doesn't
it seem strange to you
512
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,629
that everybody
else found jewelry
513
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,066
and all you got was two
Yogi Berra baseball cards?
514
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,435
- Well, you know the old saying.
515
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,472
Lucky in love, unlucky
in opening cereal boxes.
516
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,176
- I'm not the only one
that got Yogi Berra.
517
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,844
Mrs. Ziffel got one, too.
518
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,013
- Oh, I thought
Mrs. Ziffel found this.
519
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,848
- No, Arnold found that.
520
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,016
- And who is Arnold?
521
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,586
- He's the Ziffel's pig.
522
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,487
- Oh, he opened
the package himself?
523
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,322
- Yes.
524
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,856
He does lots of things.
525
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,727
He turns on the TV, he rides
a bicycle, he goes to school.
526
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,162
- This is a pig
you're talking about?
527
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,464
- Yes.
528
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,033
Mrs. Ziffel can't do
any of those things.
529
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,336
- And you claim that
this belongs to the pig.
530
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,270
- That's right.
531
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,671
- And you stole it from him.
532
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,939
- No.
533
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,741
He came over to
trade a bracelet he got
534
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,544
for a pair of earrings
to go with the choker.
535
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,568
- Oh, boy.
536
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,281
- Then, what did you do?
537
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,383
- I took the jewelry up
to the jeweler in Pixley.
538
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,652
- And tried to sell it.
539
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,587
- You didn't tell me that part.
540
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,789
- He said I tried to sell it.
541
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,057
- How does he know?
542
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,959
- Look, all I did
was get it appraised.
543
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,761
I didn't believe it was real.
544
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,130
- Oh, come now, Mr. Douglas.
545
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,598
You certainly must've
thought it was real
546
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,634
when you took all that
trouble to blow the safe.
547
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,803
- You didn't tell
me that part either.
548
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,138
- I didn't blow any safe.
549
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,573
I didn't steal any jewelry.
550
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,275
I found it where I said I did.
551
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,809
- It'll be asy to
check your story.
552
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,746
We'll call the Cuckly
Wuckly company.
553
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,615
- Crackly Whackly,
uh, Kookly Wook.
554
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,517
Huntly Brinkly.
555
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,152
- He'll get around to it.
556
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,153
- Crickly Wickly.
557
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,954
- I told you.
558
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,189
- Get 'em on the phone.
559
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,223
- Just a second.
560
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,358
There's no point
in calling them.
561
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,493
I already did.
562
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,727
- And what'd they say?
563
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,163
- Well, they said...
- Yes?
564
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,498
- Well, how could they tell
on the phone if I was drunk?
565
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,732
I mean.
566
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,402
- Well, I always could tell.
567
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,003
- I don't blame you
for getting drunk.
568
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,738
You made a pretty
nice haul there.
569
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,072
- Look, I know my rights.
570
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,542
Now, either you...
- Sheriff Prentice?
571
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,610
- Yes.
572
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,378
- Chicago police.
573
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,546
- Nice to meet you, Deputy.
574
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,014
- Hello there.
575
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,950
I am Lisa Douglas and
this is my husband, Oliver.
576
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,352
What can we do for you?
577
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,754
- Mrs. Douglas, please.
578
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,122
Now, what can I
do for you fellas?
579
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,557
- Looks like you've
already done it.
580
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,092
That's the loot from
the Berkman heist.
581
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,260
Where did you get it?
582
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,429
- We've been
trying to tell them.
583
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,963
We found it in the cereal.
584
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,665
- Now, if you
don't like that story,
585
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,934
we have another one
where we were on the ship
586
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,203
and I was entertaining
the captain and...
587
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,227
- Quiet.
588
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:44,606
- This man's right.
589
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,107
According to our investigation,
590
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,944
the crooks stashed the loot
in a bin at the cereal factory
591
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,246
and it got packed in
the boxes by mistake.
592
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,048
- I'll be doggone.
593
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,550
- I told you.
594
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:59,054
Now, are we free to go or would
you like to have me sue you?
595
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,292
- Hey, what do you
think you're doing?
596
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,327
- That belongs to him.
597
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,161
- It does not.
598
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:06,995
- It does, too.
599
00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,263
- Don't tell me.
600
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,798
That choker was one
of the very first things
601
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,233
we took out of the safe.
602
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,634
- Big mouth!
603
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,225
- Don't move, I got ya covered.
604
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,309
- I emptied out all the
pickles, dumped out the brine,
605
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,111
but your ring isn't in there.
606
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,045
- It has to be.
607
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:24,946
- No, it doesn't.
608
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:25,947
I just remembered.
609
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,416
I wasn't wearing
it this morning.
610
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,286
I left it on the sink when
I was washing dishes.
611
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:35,891
- Lisa, Mr. Drucker ruined
a whole barrel of pickles.
612
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,292
- Oh, don't worry about 'em.
613
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,060
They're plastic.
614
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,462
- Plastic pickles?
615
00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:42,030
- I just keep 'em
there for city folks.
616
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,632
They kind of expect
to see a pickle barrel
617
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,066
in a general store.
618
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,836
Gotta keep up our
backwood appearance.
619
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,872
- Yes, I guess you...
- Oh, hi Clyde.
620
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:50,806
- Hello, Sam.
621
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:51,907
Hello there, Sheriff.
622
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,108
- Hello, folks.
623
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,376
I've been looking
all over for you two.
624
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,512
I wanted to apologize
for doubting your story.
625
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,746
- Oh, that's all right, Sheriff.
626
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,947
We understand.
627
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,181
- Thanks.
628
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:01,417
Now, if you'll both come
along with me please,
629
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,719
I want to take you
in for questioning.
630
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:04,953
- What for?
631
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,622
I thought you said
you believed our story.
632
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,089
- About the cereal.
633
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,158
It's the other story I
want to talk to you about.
634
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,260
I got a flyer from
Interpol about this couple
635
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,130
that are wanted for working
transatlantic steamers.
636
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,198
Seems that she
entertains the captain
637
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:20,669
while he goes through
the state rooms.
638
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,404
- My wife just
made up that story.
639
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:25,830
- Can we discuss it
down at headquarters?
640
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,666
- Well, I'll be.
641
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:14,244
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