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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm livin' is the life for me
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♪ Land spreadin'
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan, just
give me that countryside
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Dah-ling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Good bye, city life
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♪ Green Acres we are there
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- Where the heck is that?
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Lisa!
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Lisa!
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Lisa, where are you?
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- Well, I'm not under there!
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I know you're not.
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- Well then why are you
looking under there for me?
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- I'm not looking.
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Have you seen my guitar case?
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- What does it look like?
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- Well, it's shaped like a...
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- Well!
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You just can't
forget her can you!
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Forget who?
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- The girl who was shaped
like your guitar case.
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- Oh, you mean Hortense.
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Yeah, she was really strung.
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- Well, we finally
got it out in the open.
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- Lisa, will you just tell
me where my Hortense,
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I mean my guitar is?
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There's band practice tonight.
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- I thought it was always
on Thursday night.
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- Well it usually is, but
tonight's a special practice
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on account of the Hooterville
Centennial Celebration
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on Saturday.
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- Oh, well, I think I saw
Hortense in the closet.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Oliver, what is
a centen-enial?
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- No, a sentinal.
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No, a sentinenial.
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It's the hundredth anniversary
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of the founding of Hooterville.
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- Do we have to send a present?
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- No!
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No, it's a celebration.
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Joe Carson's planning
everything, speeches, parades...
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- Ooo!
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It sounds like fun!
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- Mr. Douglas!
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- In here, in the bedroom!
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- I just came in
to tell you that,
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where's Mr. Douglas?
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- I don't know, he
was here a minute ago.
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- Mr. Douglas!
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Come in!
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Oh, there's nobody out there.
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I'm in the closet!
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- What's he doing in there?
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- He's looking for Hortense.
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- What's she doin' in there?
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Will you open the door?
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- Oh, yes sir!
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Hold this for me, would ya?
- It's stuck!
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- It's stuck pretty tight!
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You pull and I'll push!
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- Okay!
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You ready?
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- Ready!
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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- Oliver?
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He's not in there?
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- No, I'm over here.
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- How did you get
out of the closet?
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- I dug a tunnel!
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- What did you do with the dirt?
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- Oof.
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- Hey, we better get
goin', they said practice
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would start at eight sharp.
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- I can't go til I
find my guitar.
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- Oh, I put that in the car
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so you wouldn't have
any trouble findin' it!
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- Oh, you.
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Come on!
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- Aren't you going
to kiss me goodnight?
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- Sure!
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- Not you.
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- Boy, I should
have let Ab do it.
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- That better?
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- Do you have to go?
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- Good night.
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- Will you...
- Quiet.
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- Oh, Ralph!
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If you don't stop...
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- Alright let's not
have any fightin'
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in the busy collins section.
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- Howdy Joe.
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- Red, you're late.
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- Yeah, I had a hard time
paintin' spots on Arnold.
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- Why did you
paint spots on him?
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- For the parade.
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We ain't got no firedog
to sit on the engine,
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so we're making
Arnold our fire pig.
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- You fire...
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- Get up on the engine, Arnold.
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- And don't play
with the sirene.
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- Joe, can we get
this thing started,
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I got to get back to the store.
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- Okay, Sam.
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Now first of all, I want
to give you a rundown
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of the activities I've got
planned for Centennial day.
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We assemble in front of
Sam's store at eight sharp.
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Full firefighting regalia
with our instruments.
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At 8:30, we march to the
station to greet the governor.
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- What governor?
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- Well, I ain't sure.
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I invited all 52 of them,
one of them oughta show up.
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Oh, boy.
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- We take whichever
governor shows up first,
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march him to the town
square, and show him
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the cement slab where
someday we're going to erect
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a statue of Horace Hooter.
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- May I ask a question?
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- Does it have anything to do
with what we're talking about?
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- Yeah, I think so.
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- Well, if you ain't
sure, sit down.
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Now while the governor's
lookin' at the slab,
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we'll serenade him
with an official song
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written especially
for the centennial.
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You'll find the
music on your stand.
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- I don't have any
music on my stand.
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Just this piece of paper
with the black dots on it.
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- That's music!
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- Is this the song?
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"Hail to Horace Hooter?"
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- Yeah, I wrote it.
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- You didn't write it, Alph.
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Arnold hummed it to
you and you put it down.
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- How could Arnold hum...
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- I wrote the lyrics, sweetie,
and you're gonna sing them.
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- Me?
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- Well, you're the
only non-blower here.
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- Non-blower?
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- You don't have
to blow a guitar,
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so you've got a free
mouth for singing.
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- Well, Ralph's
got a free mouth.
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Let her sing it,
she wrote the lyrics.
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I can't, I start to cry.
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- I'm not going to...
- Alright, let's go.
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- You're on, Dino!
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♪ Horace Hooter ♪ Horace Hooter
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♪ The founder of our town
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♪ Horace Hooter ♪ Horace Hooter
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♪ He never wore a frown.
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These are the worst...
- Keep singin' Rudy!
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♪ For a hundred years
♪ Our town has stood
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♪ We don't know what you did
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♪ But you sure did it good
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♪ Good ♪ So hail
to Horace Hooter
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♪ The founder of our town
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Would you don't!
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Look, I'm not gonna
sing this stupid song!
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- You're gonna ruin
the whole centennial!
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- I sincerely hope so.
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- Well, that's a nice attitude.
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Well, it's not a nice attitude.
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It's pretty crummy.
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- You're anti-Hooterville.
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- If I were anti-Hooterville,
I'd sing the song!
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Why does anybody
have to sing it anyhow?
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- I agree with Mr. Douglas.
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It ain't much of a song.
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- Oh, Arnold, he's
talkin' about the lyrics.
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- I'm talkin' about
the whole thing!
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I think we ought to
just forget the song.
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- Then what are we gonna
serenade the governor with?
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- No governor's
gonna show up here.
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Even if it was an election year.
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- Well, we don't
need a governor.
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We still got the
fireworks display.
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- Oh, boy!
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Are we gonna have fireworks?
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- Yeah, I figure we'd open
up with Roman candles
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spelling out Happy
Anniversary to Hooterville.
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After that we'd have
a sky rocket display
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showing the battle
of Gettysburg.
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- What has that gotta do with
the founding of Hooterville?
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- Well, nothing' except
that they've got this display
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left over at the
fireworks house.
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I can get a good buy on it.
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- Goodbye is the only thing
we want to hear from you, Joe,
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because if we leave
these things in your hand
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it's gonna be a big bust like
everything else you planned.
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- Well if that's the
way you feel about it,
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I'm resigning my chairmanship
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of the Centennial
Planning Committee
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and I'm laying down my baton
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as leader of the volunteer
fire department band!
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- Hold it, hold it here.
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Now, Mr. Drucker,
if I may say so,
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I think you were a little
harsh on Mr. Carson.
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He meant well.
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- Well, he always means
well and it always turns out
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to be a big nothin'!
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- Why don't we
forget the centennial?
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Well, not forget
it, just ignore it!
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- I don't think we
should ignore it.
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No, Hooterville's founding
is a part of American history!
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- It used to be part of
Pixay 'til they threw us out!
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- No, what I mean is that
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this town is one of the
thousands in the United States
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which has contributed to
the growth of the country.
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From towns such as Hooterville
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have come our judges, our
scientists, our presidents.
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In it's hundred years of
existence, Hooterville has added
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to the wealth and
knowledge of America!
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Now, ignore its anniversary?
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Nay, I say!
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- I'll nay along with you.
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- Well, if that's the way you
feel about it, Mr. Douglas,
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I think we should
have the centennial
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and I think you should plan it.
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- Oh, well...
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- All those is favor, say "Aye!"
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- Aye!
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- Congratulations
Mr. Douglas, you're it.
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- Oliver!
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- Lisa, please, I'm thinking.
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- What about?
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- I'm tryna figure out
the most appropriate way
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to celebrate this anniversary.
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- Well, why don't you do
what we did in Hungary
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every year to celebrate
the storming of the castle
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by the peasants?
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- What?
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- Well, when my father
was king, once a year,
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all my mother's relatives would
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dress up in their old clothes
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and stand outside the castle
and throw stones at him.
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- Well I can understand
them throwing stones at him,
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but why only once a year?
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King!
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- He was!
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He got the job from my
great great grandfather
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who opened the castle
for business in 1851.
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He wouldn't let the
peasants into the castle
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because after they crushed
the grapes with their bare feet,
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they would leave purple
stains all over the rugs!
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- Oh, boy!
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- So every year since
then, they have Stone Day,
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where the peasants stand
outside and throw stones and that...
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- Wait a second!
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That's not a bad
idea, we can do that!
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- Alright.
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Who are we gonna
throw stones at?
259
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- No, I don't mean
throwing stones,
260
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,512
I mean we can reenact
the founding of Hooterville!
261
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,882
- How do you
reenact a floundering?
262
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,449
- No, no, not floundering.
263
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Froundring.
264
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Well you'll see.
265
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I've been thinking
about the centennial
266
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and wondering what would
be the best way to celebrate.
267
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And it occurred to me, that
what we should do is reenact
268
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the founding of the town.
269
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- He got the idea from me!
270
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,169
In Hungary, we always
reenact the floundering
271
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of the family castle!
272
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,841
- Well it's not the...
273
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,076
- All the peasants will
stand in front of the castle
274
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and throw stones at the king.
275
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,680
- Gee, that's a great idea!
276
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,304
We get a king and
we throw stones at him!
277
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,684
- But you need a castle.
278
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,253
- Well, there must be a
castle around here somewhere.
279
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,789
- Well how big
does it have to be?
280
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:30,159
- We don't need
a castle or a king!
281
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,361
- Then who are we
gonna throw the stones at?
282
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,997
- Will you please listen?
283
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,233
- Yeah, give
Mr. Douglas a chance.
284
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,500
- To do what?
285
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,738
- To tell us who he's
gonna throw stones at!
286
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,074
- Why should he
throw the stones?
287
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,542
- It was his idea.
288
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,011
- No, no, it was my idea!
289
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,412
You see in Hungary...
290
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,881
- Look, if you're
not interested...
291
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,149
- In what?
292
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,650
In throwing stones,
293
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:58,888
er, no, I mean in reenacting
the floundering of Hooterville.
294
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The foundering!
295
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,724
Floundering?
296
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- Pull yourself together.
297
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,426
Yeah, we'll listen.
298
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:09,165
- Well, I've been doing
some research on the history
299
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,666
of Hooterville.
300
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,636
And I found out that many
of your forefathers were here
301
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,138
when it was foundered.
302
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,163
First started!
303
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,309
And I thought it'd
be a wonderful idea
304
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,145
to do a play with all of you
305
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,680
playing the parts
of your forefathers.
306
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,982
- That's okay, except
nobody in town's related
307
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,251
to Horace Hooter
or his wife Doris.
308
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,551
- Who were they?
309
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,321
- He was the
founder, the flounder.
310
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,665
- Gee, I didn't know we had
a flounder founder in our past.
311
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,292
- Look, Mr. Kimble...
312
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,994
- How 'bout Mr. and Mrs. Douglas
313
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,428
playing Horace and Doris Hooter.
314
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,452
- We'll do it.
315
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,464
Which one do you want to be?
316
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,167
Horace or Doris?
317
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,103
- How was the town floundered?
318
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,039
- Well, according
to what I found out
319
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,740
from the county
historical society,
320
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,709
Horace Hooter was born
in Sacramento, California.
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00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:57,280
But he wanted
to be a farmer, so,
322
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,715
he set out to
look for farm land.
323
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,784
- They had farms in California.
324
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,653
- Well, yes, but in those days,
325
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,789
everybody was digging
them up looking for gold.
326
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,358
So he saddled up his
horse and he headed east.
327
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,427
Now there's no
record of his trip
328
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:15,564
until he rode into a little
town called Barstool.
329
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,835
In those days, the main part
of any town was the saloon.
330
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,403
And that's where
Horace was headed for.
331
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,840
Would you mind
opening the curtain?
332
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,976
Now I thought we'd open
the play in the saloon, you see.
333
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,610
I want you to imagine
this is a saloon.
334
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,235
Now that's the bar.
335
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,550
That's the poker table.
336
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,619
And that's the player piano.
337
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,704
- Howdy, stranger!
338
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,906
- Howdy!
339
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,808
- If you're lookin'
for the action, I'm it.
340
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,077
- No, no, I'm just
riding through.
341
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,378
- Where you from?
342
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,612
- California.
343
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,381
- Hear they struck
gold out there.
344
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,617
- Yes, that's why
I'm heading east.
345
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,119
- You some kinda religious nut?
346
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,890
- No, I'm not interested
in digging for gold.
347
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,958
I want to buy some farm land.
348
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,459
- Got any money?
349
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,560
- $800.
350
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,832
- Hello, there.
351
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,067
- Oh.
352
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,770
- Do you want to buy
me a drink, honey?
353
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,907
- Wahh...
- My name is Doris MacGivney.
354
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,408
I'm Scotch.
355
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,076
- There's your bottle of scotch.
356
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,611
That'll be $35.
357
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,613
- I didn't want any...
358
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,915
- What's your name, honey?
359
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,983
- Horace Hooter.
360
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,119
I'm from Sacramento, California.
361
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,255
- Oh, is that anywhere
near to Champagne, Illinois?
362
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,057
- Champagne!
363
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,525
That'll be $42!
364
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,527
- I didn't order...
365
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,862
- My cousin runs a cotton gin.
366
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,398
- A bottle of cotton gin.
367
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,754
That'll be $138.
368
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,501
- Will you keep
your hands off of...
369
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,471
- That's right, you
can't be too careful.
370
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,940
I'll take care of it...
371
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:04,941
- No, thank you, I have...
372
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,708
- Well, why don't we sit down.
373
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,044
Let me help you.
374
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,412
- Thank you.
375
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,601
- Here we are.
376
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,782
The roulette table.
377
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,806
- This is a poker table.
378
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,421
- It is?
379
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,456
Oh, I wouldn't know about that.
380
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,259
- Tell me, what's
a nice girl like you
381
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,760
doing in a place like this?
382
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,529
- Oh, I'm just working
here to get enough money
383
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,833
to pay for my father's
$800 operation.
384
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,535
What are you doing here?
385
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,571
- Oh, I'm just passing through.
386
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,940
I'm looking for a farm.
387
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:42,133
- Oh, well, you couldn't
get much of a farm for $800!
388
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,247
How would you like
to double your money?
389
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,451
- Oh, I'd love to, but
how can I do that?
390
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,542
- What about a
friendly game of pika?
391
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,057
- Poker!
392
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,558
- Is that what it is?
393
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,361
Well, I don't know
much about cards.
394
00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,528
Six of hearts.
395
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,733
- I've heard they give
you a pretty fast shake
396
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,369
in some of these places.
397
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,658
- Oh, not here.
398
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,706
We run an honest game.
399
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,907
Ten of diamonds.
400
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,343
- How did you...
401
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,645
- How would you like
to have a $3000 farm?
402
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,147
- Oh, well, I...
403
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,649
- I have the deed right here.
404
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,475
- Where did you get that?
405
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,390
- Out of my garter.
406
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,426
- This is a deed for 600 acres!
407
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,294
- Well, put your
money on the table.
408
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,363
- Yes, but suppose I lose?
409
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,964
- How could you lose?
410
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,400
Six of clubs.
411
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,069
- I don't think I...
412
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,271
- Do you want to
play or don't you?
413
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,805
- Alright.
414
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,908
- Well but your money
where your mouse is.
415
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,910
- Where my mouse is?
416
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,314
That's not my mouse.
417
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,338
Scat!
418
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,109
- How 'bout the money?
419
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,715
Alright, I deal.
420
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:07,953
- That's her sheriff!
421
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,634
Well go ahead, pinch her.
422
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,002
Well, don't pinch her.
423
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,337
Put the cuffs on her.
424
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,339
- Doris, you're under arrest.
425
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,007
- Wait a minute.
426
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,031
What for?
427
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,111
- I'll tell you what for.
428
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,312
She's a shard cark.
429
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,647
- A shard cark?
430
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,316
- He means a card shark.
431
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,317
- He does?
432
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,452
Then why didn't he say so?
433
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,820
Now are you going to arrest her?
434
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,821
- Come on, Doris.
435
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,656
- Boy, just a moment!
436
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,593
You said that this
lady cheated at cards!
437
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,161
Can you prove it?
438
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,563
- I certainly can.
439
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,030
That is a marked deck!
440
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,232
Here, I'll show ya.
441
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,855
The eight of clubs.
442
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,605
Two of diamonds.
443
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,540
Well, I guess that proves it.
444
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,075
- You didn't prove anything!
445
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,944
- Sheriff, I won't prefer
charges if you give me
446
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,113
the land deed back.
447
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,047
- Well, what do you say, Doris?
448
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,071
- Alright, there you are.
449
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,285
- What about the $800 I lost?
450
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,753
- Here you are, take it.
- Well, no!
451
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,787
Wait that's my...
452
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,022
- Can I use your bag please?
453
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,491
- No, of course not,
this is my money!
454
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,994
- Stranger, I wouldn't get
involved in this if I was you.
455
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,497
There've been too many
complaints about you, Doris.
456
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,965
I want you to get on that
stage and get outta town
457
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,701
and make sure you're
outta town by sundown.
458
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,438
- Gee, I'll try, but I don't
think I can be ready by then.
459
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:26,631
Not you, her!
460
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,313
- I want to thank you
very much, now I'm broke.
461
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,682
- So am I, Maurice.
462
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,050
- Horace.
463
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,552
- Maurice Horace.
464
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,220
That's a pretty name.
465
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,743
Let's get married!
466
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,360
- Look, I've got to get a
job and earn some money
467
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,694
so I can buy a farm!
468
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,096
Are there any jobs around here?
469
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,467
- Yes, the railroad is
building a spur line from Pixlie.
470
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,369
Do you know how to lay track?
471
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:57,039
- No, but I'm honest
and not afraid to work.
472
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,106
I can learn!
473
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,415
♪ When John
Henry was a little baby
474
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,051
♪ Sittin' on his mammy's knee.
475
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,388
♪ He pointed his
finger at a piece of steel
476
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,522
Ooo!
477
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,390
Ohh!
478
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,391
- Oh!
479
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,892
That's what I like to see.
480
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,927
A fellow who enjoys his
work, singing and dancing.
481
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,131
- I'm not dancing, I hit my
foot with a sledge hammer!
482
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,500
I'm quitting!
483
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,068
- Then how are we
going to get married?
484
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,503
- We're not!
485
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,738
We can't afford to get married
on the money I'm making!
486
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,939
- What?
487
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,141
You just got a raise
to seven cents an hour!
488
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:37,012
- We can't get married
until I get $800 to buy a farm.
489
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,113
- That'll do it?
490
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,582
- Yes.
491
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,384
- What time does the
train crew goes to lunch?
492
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,408
- In a few minutes, why?
493
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,156
- What are you going to do?
494
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,458
- Don't go away.
495
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,959
I'll be right back.
496
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,273
Hello there!
497
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,107
- Doris!
498
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,642
Where did you go?
499
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,378
- Here, here is the
money for the farm.
500
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,981
- Doris, the sheriff warned...
501
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,651
- You don't have to worry,
he isn't the sheriff any more.
502
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,885
- He isn't?
503
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,021
- No, he tried to fill
an inside straight.
504
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,022
Doris!
505
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,046
- Maurice.
506
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,462
Horace!
507
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,301
Ooo!
508
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,402
Well, this is it.
509
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,036
Our farm.
510
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,397
- You paid $800 for that?
511
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,478
- Well yes, the
fella built it that way
512
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,679
to keep the Indians away.
513
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,047
- It'll keep me away too.
514
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,183
- Oh, please, it's
really a beautiful house.
515
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:50,852
And we have 600
acres of fertile land
516
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,521
and I have a beautiful wife.
517
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,658
There's only one thing I
need to make my life complete.
518
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,847
- What's that?
519
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:58,750
- A baby.
520
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,764
- Don't go away,
I'll be right back.
521
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,788
Hello there!
522
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,800
- Oh, what?
523
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,268
- There you are, your baby.
524
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,436
- Where did you...
525
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,271
- There was a
ladies' poker game.
526
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,873
- Take that back!
527
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:12,908
- Alright.
528
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,446
- What the...
- Well it was only a doll,
529
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,982
but someday, we
have one of our own.
530
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,006
- Doris!
531
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,252
- Oh, Maurice!
532
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,276
- Horace!
533
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,356
- Oh!
534
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:32,461
- Howdy.
535
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,462
- Howdy.
536
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:34,763
- You remember Ben Drucker.
537
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,566
Mr Drucker' building
a general store I hear.
538
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,635
- Yeah, the Monroe
brothers are buildin' it for me.
539
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,803
- I'm Larry.
540
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:41,827
- I'm Harry.
541
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,206
- Well, pleased
to meet you fellas.
542
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,750
- Oh, he's not a
fella, he's my sister.
543
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:47,909
- Oh?
544
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:48,910
- You married, honey?
545
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,512
- Yes, he is!
546
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,847
- Doggone it!
547
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,148
How am I ever
gonna find me a man
548
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,149
out here in the wilderness?
549
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,217
- Build yourself one.
550
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,153
- I guess there's gonna
be a lot of work here
551
00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,421
for carpenters, huh?
552
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,056
People are starting to move in.
553
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,025
Some day this is gonna be
quite a thriving community.
554
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,462
- Yeah, we outta think
of a name for this place.
555
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,631
- Maybe we could name
it after Maurice here.
556
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:10,655
- Horace.
557
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,068
- Oh, yes.
558
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,771
Why don't we call
it Horace Heights?
559
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:20,509
- Yeah, that has a
nice musical sound to it.
560
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,746
- No, I think there is a
Horace Heights someplace.
561
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,648
- Well, how about
Hooter Heights?
562
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:27,949
- How about Philadelphia?
563
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,217
- They got one.
564
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,787
- Well, I hope somebody
thinks of a name for it.
565
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,490
- Don't worry, Mr. Hooter will.
566
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,679
- Hooterville!
567
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:40,228
That's it!
568
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,554
- Well?
569
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,835
That's approximately
how Hooterville was fou...
570
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,471
Was started.
571
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,473
At least according to
the research that I did.
572
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:52,941
And you think it'd
make a good play.
573
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,611
- It sure would it
Red Skelton did it.
574
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,781
- Well if you don't like
it, you don't have to do it.
575
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,582
- Well why don't
we put it to a vote?
576
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,251
All those in favor, say "Aye."
577
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,588
- What kind of a vote is that?
578
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,290
- It ain't a vote of confidence.
579
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,527
- Well if you want to
celebrate the centennial,
580
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,896
you'd better make up your
minds how you want to do it.
581
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,697
- Well, there ain't no hurry.
582
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,566
- The centennial is Saturday!
583
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,168
- Yeah, Saturday
a year from now.
584
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,192
- What?
585
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,407
- Well, we like to plan
things ahead of time.
586
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,580
- A year ahead of time?
587
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:34,149
Did you ever hear
anything so ridiculous?
588
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,918
What's the matter with
the people in this town...
589
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,118
- Gin!
590
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,320
- What?
591
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:41,022
That's the 10th
hand you win Gin on.
592
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,559
- Well I guess I'm
just lucky that way.
593
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,849
Five of spades.
594
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:48,730
- Doris!
595
00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:49,965
- Maurice.
596
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,733
Horace!
597
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:34,431
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