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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:22,165 ♪ Green acres is the place to be 2 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:26,069 ♪ Farm livin' is the life for me 3 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:30,040 ♪ Land spreading out so far and wide 4 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside 5 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:38,115 ♪ New York is where I'd rather stay 6 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:42,152 ♪ I get allergic smelling hay 7 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:46,089 ♪ I just adore a penthouse view 8 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:50,282 ♪ Darlin, I love you big give me Park Avenue 9 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:57,401 ♪ The chores ♪ The stores ♪ Fresh air 10 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,969 ♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife 11 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,005 ♪ Goodbye city life 12 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:05,630 ♪ Green Acres we are there 13 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:21,624 - Here you are, Eleanor. 14 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,927 Here's your breakfast. 15 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,795 Go on, eat it. 16 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,464 Want some salt and pepper on it? 17 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,068 Ketchup? 18 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:35,105 How 'bout some peaches and cream on it? 19 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,206 - Peaches and cream? 20 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,441 - Oh, good morning, chief. 21 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,675 - Morning, Eb. 22 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:39,699 Hi, Eleanor. 23 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,345 Whoa. 24 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:43,580 Hey, what's the matter with her? 25 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,781 - How would you like it if a stranger 26 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,216 walked into your bedroom in the morning 27 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,218 and slapped you on the rump? 28 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,487 - Hm, guess I'm sorry, Eleanor. 29 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,122 - Hey, what're you gonna do? 30 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:53,256 - I'm gonna milk her. 31 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,591 - Did you prewarm your hands? 32 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,126 - What? 33 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,110 - If your hands are too cold, she gives blue milk. 34 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,030 - I'm not getting anything. 35 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,200 - Maybe it's her day off. 36 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,667 - Nothing. 37 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,303 - How do you expect anything to come out of this end 38 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,605 when nothing's been going into that end? 39 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,706 - What do you mean? 40 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,408 - She hasn't been eating. 41 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,976 - I wonder why not? 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,944 - Maybe she's got the Australian Pip. 43 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,413 - What's that? 44 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,614 - That's something you get when you're Australian 45 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,638 and it's a pip. 46 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,252 - Well, come to think of it, 47 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,221 she hasn't been giving much milk at all lately. 48 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,923 - Maybe her crank case is drying up. 49 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,526 - Well whatever it is, I better call a vet, 50 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,394 have them take a look at her. 51 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,006 - Sh sh sh. 52 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,151 What the? 53 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:07,830 Lisa. 54 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,232 - Oh, hello dear. 55 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,099 Is it raining? 56 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,334 - No. 57 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,870 - Did you take a shower with your clothes on? 58 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,207 - No, there was this chicken going up and down. 59 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,741 What are you doing to that? 60 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,510 - Oh, I was unstuffing the drain. 61 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,134 I dropped an orange down there. 62 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,615 - This one? 63 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,016 - I think so. 64 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,252 Do you want some orange juice? 65 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,187 - No thanks. 66 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,321 Lisa, do you know what you did? 67 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,323 You blew out the drain line. 68 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,247 - Well, I unstuffed it. 69 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,860 - Lisa, next time call me. 70 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,095 - Okay. 71 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,798 What's your name again? 72 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,633 - Darryl Zanuck. 73 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,101 - Oh. 74 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,937 Been to any good movies lately, Darryl? 75 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:51,296 - Oh Lisa, I've gotta change my clothes. 76 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:56,313 - Oliver, there is no milk in the bucket! 77 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,581 - I know. 78 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,449 - Did you and Eleanor have a fight again? 79 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,684 - Oh, no no no. 80 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,484 There's something wrong with her. 81 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,052 - Oh, the poor child. 82 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,187 What is it? 83 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,655 - I don't know. 84 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,889 But she's hardly given any milk for a whole week. 85 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,124 I'm gonna call a veterinarian. 86 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,327 - What's a veterinarian? 87 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,861 - An animal doctor. 88 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,296 - For our Eleanor? 89 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,564 - Yes! 90 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,032 - Nothing doing. 91 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:18,101 I am going to call New York and get a specialist. 92 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,970 Our daughter deserves the best. 93 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,373 - Lisa, she's a cow. 94 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,276 - I wonder what names you call me when I am not around. 95 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,579 - Lisa, I'm sure Eleanor would be the first one 96 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,514 to tell you that she would not want a specialist, 97 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,816 that she'd prefer a veterinarian. 98 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,686 - Well, I want to hear that from her own lips. 99 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,223 - If you do, let me know. 100 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,259 And while I'm getting her a veterinarian, 101 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,826 I'll get you a psychiatrist. 102 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,032 Do you know where Dr. Erlich is? 103 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,368 Oh, well when he comes home, 104 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,570 have him call me at the Douglas phone. 105 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:54,871 Yes, thank you. 106 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,909 Hey, what do you think you're doing? 107 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,678 - Who said that? 108 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,079 - I did! 109 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,447 - Where are you? 110 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,915 - Up here! 111 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,539 - Oh, hello Darryl. 112 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,453 - Where you going with Eleanor? 113 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,076 - Into the bedroom. 114 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,625 - I don't want a cow. 115 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,649 Oh, for... 116 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:23,266 - You'll feel a lot better here, Eleanor. 117 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,468 - What did you bring her in here for? 118 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,903 - Well, she doesn't feel good 119 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,505 and I'm not going to leave her out there 120 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,807 in that drafty old barn. 121 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,208 - What are you doing? 122 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,877 - Turning the bed down so she can lie down. 123 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,446 - Not in my bed! 124 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,914 - Well, she can sleep on my side. 125 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:43,052 - Well I'm not going to sleep in the same bed with a cow! 126 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,922 - Well, that's a fine way to talk to your wife. 127 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,791 - Mr. Kimball... - Hello there. 128 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,660 How do you do? 129 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,463 Say, this is a nice looking barn you got here. 130 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,931 - We're having a little problem. 131 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,499 I just called the vet, Mr. Kimball. 132 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,602 - Well, that's your problem, calling the vet Mr. Kimball. 133 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,738 His name is Dr. Erlich. 134 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,573 - No, I know his name. 135 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,508 - Then why did you all him Mr. Kimball? 136 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,532 - I didn't... 137 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,880 Do you know anything about livestock? 138 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,114 - Of course. 139 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,016 I'm not a county agent for nothing. 140 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,554 Although you might think it if you ever saw my paycheck. 141 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,755 - Well maybe you can help me. 142 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,189 - Well, I'll do my best. 143 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,058 What's your symptoms? 144 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,082 - Not me. 145 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,961 It's Eleanor. 146 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:25,995 Maybe you could take a look at her. 147 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,185 - Oh, glad to. 148 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:30,423 She looks alright to me. 149 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,770 - That's not Eleanor! 150 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,705 - No, I'm Lisa. 151 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,840 - Which one is Eleanor? 152 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:37,864 - The cow. 153 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,533 - How do you do? 154 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,720 Stick out your tongue and say ah. 155 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,509 Ah, ah. 156 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,225 Welp, I think I know what's wrong with her. 157 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,060 She can't say ah. 158 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,328 - Is that serious? 159 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,864 - Oh, forget it Mr. Kimball. 160 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,232 We'll wait 'til we can find a vet. 161 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,467 - Please. 162 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:08,271 I took Sick Cow 1A in agricultural school. 163 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,539 Now, what seems to be wrong? 164 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,674 - We haven't got any milk for a week. 165 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:12,909 - Well that's easy to fix, 166 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,779 just leave a note for the milkman. 167 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,313 - Oh, you miser... 168 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,982 - Mr. Kimball, we're worried about her. 169 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,318 If you can find out what's wrong with her? 170 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,320 - Well, I'll be glad to look her over. 171 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,222 If you'll just wait outside. 172 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:27,223 - Don't worry, Eleanor. 173 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,759 You're going to be alright. 174 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,428 - Is there anything I can do? 175 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,361 - No. 176 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,030 She's in very capable hands. 177 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,404 Well, how long has that been growing there? 178 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,842 - I better call the vet again. 179 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,947 Dr. Erlich hasn't come back yet. 180 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,682 - Well why do you need him? 181 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,852 I'm sure that Mr. Kimball knows what he's doing. 182 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,521 - Which Mr. Kimball are you talking about? 183 00:07:58,545 --> 00:07:59,656 - The one who's in there with Eleanor. 184 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,891 - Well, there's nothing to worry about. 185 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,660 - Did you find out what's wrong with her? 186 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,227 - Oh, yes I did. 187 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,496 It's very simple. 188 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,788 You see, well, it, it has to do with, well... 189 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,537 - Mr. Kimball, you're blushing. 190 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,974 - Oh, perhaps if I could talk to Mr. Douglas. 191 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,543 - You actually know what's the matter with her? 192 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,245 - Oh yes, very normal with cows. 193 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,270 You see. 194 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,220 - Are you sure? 195 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,188 - I'm positive. 196 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,155 - Well thanks. 197 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,156 Yeah, thanks a lot. 198 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,446 - Oh, any time. 199 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,661 - What did Mr. Kimball say? 200 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,062 Is it serious? 201 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,564 - No, it's not serious. 202 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,633 I don't know why I didn't think of it myself. 203 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,668 - Well, what's wrong with her? 204 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,036 - Eleanor needs a calf. 205 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,404 - Oh, well that's easy. 206 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,640 Why don't we just buy her one? 207 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,341 - Uh, no, that isn't the idea. 208 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,443 She has to have her own calf. 209 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,467 - Why? 210 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,348 - Well, you see a cow gives milk primarily to feed her young 211 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,051 and when she doesn't have a calf, her milk dries up. 212 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,152 - Oh. 213 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,121 Well what do we do about that? 214 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,223 - Well, we find a bull for Eleanor. 215 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,424 - How do we do that? 216 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,627 - Well, we'll ask Mr. Drucker 217 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,162 if he knows anybody who has a bull at stud. 218 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,397 - What's that? 219 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,431 - Stud. 220 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:19,468 It's a, 221 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,103 it's a poker game. 222 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,127 Stud poker. 223 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,943 - Well I don't think I like Eleanor to marry a gambler. 224 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,079 I once had an aunt who married a fellow who was the most... 225 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,982 - Lisa, Lisa, let me handle it, huh? 226 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,693 - Oh yeah, Hank Kimball told me all about Eleanor. 227 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,062 I suppose you're looking for somebody with a stud bull? 228 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,363 - No poker players. 229 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,932 - Huh? 230 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:52,234 - Oh, she, do you know anybody? 231 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,670 - Yeah, Otis Cowan. 232 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,171 - Who's he? 233 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,006 Well he owns a farm over on the north end of town. 234 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,508 - Oh, owns his own farm. 235 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:03,512 Eleanor ought to like him, a bull with his own farm. 236 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,681 - No, no, no. 237 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,816 Otis Cowan owns the bull. 238 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,685 - Well, we'll go back and get Eleanor, 239 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,986 take her over there and leave her. 240 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,754 - Just like that? 241 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,778 - Well, yes. 242 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,659 - Does Eleanor know this bull? 243 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,828 - What has that got to do with it? 244 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,163 - What has that got to do with it? 245 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,166 Mr. Drucker, would you take your daughter over 246 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,636 and leave her with some strange bull? 247 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,906 - No, I, uh... - You see? 248 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,875 The least you can do is find out something about him. 249 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:36,913 Do you know what kind of a family this bull comes from? 250 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,716 - Well, I think they're very, uh... 251 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,018 - How much money does he make? 252 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,110 - Well, I don't, I, uh... - Is he a chaser? 253 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,979 - Not that I know of. 254 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,894 - Lisa, will you leave Mr. Drucker alone? 255 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,097 It doesn't matter what this bull is. 256 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,332 We're going home to tie Eleanor to the back of the car 257 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,867 and take her over there. 258 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,670 - Well, you should have been a father in Hungary. 259 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,438 That's the way they do things. 260 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,607 They tie their daughter to the back of the car 261 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,744 and take her over to marry some stranger. 262 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:11,514 The girl's feelings don't even count. 263 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,817 - Lisa, we're talking about a cow and a bull. 264 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,987 - And you let your daughter marry him. 265 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,157 - Yes, in that respect I'm a real Hungarian father. 266 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,391 Let's go. 267 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,827 - One moment, Darryl. 268 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,865 In case Eleanor likes this fellow, will you be around? 269 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,499 - Uh, well I guess so. 270 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,701 - Good. 271 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,903 Will they need a license? 272 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,004 - To do what? 273 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,028 - To get married! 274 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,976 - Oh, to get m... Married? 275 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,411 - Yes, well you are the Justice of the Peace 276 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,814 and I am sure there is nobody that Eleanor 277 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:48,184 would rather have perform the ceremony than you. 278 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,585 - Ceremony? 279 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,120 - Oh yes. 280 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,590 Nothing fancy, now, just a usual cow and bull ceremony, 281 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,860 just a few friends, you know, glass of wine, some cookies. 282 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,164 - Well, I, I, I, uh. 283 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,364 - Thank you Mr. Drucker. 284 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,268 - Oh, that's uh... A cow and bull ceremony? 285 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,770 - If you've never performed one, 286 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,740 it's very similar to the hen and rooster ceremony. 287 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,764 See you. 288 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,014 - Hen and rooster ceremony. 289 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,883 What kind of dad blamed idiot do they think I am? 290 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,658 Not without your parent's consent. 291 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,208 - Hello, folks. 292 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,709 - Well, are you Mr. Cowan? 293 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,977 - That's right. 294 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,313 - Mr. Drucker told me to come over and see you. 295 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,749 I'm Mr. Douglas. 296 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:53,582 - Oh. 297 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,516 - This is Mrs. Douglas. 298 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,018 - How do you do, ma'am? 299 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,319 - Oh, hello there. 300 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,322 I hear we're going to be in-laws. 301 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,924 - Uh, in-laws? 302 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,061 - Why you're son is going to marry our daughter. 303 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,262 - My son? 304 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,997 - Mr. Cowan, she means that your bull 305 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,122 and our daughter, er, I mean our cow. 306 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,138 - Oh, you want... - Yeah, that's right. 307 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,839 - Well I tell you what, just untie her 308 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,207 and leave her here and I'll take care of it. 309 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,376 - Oh, okay. - Not so fast, not so fast. 310 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,213 There are a few things I like to know about your family. 311 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,648 - My family? 312 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,984 - Are you a drinking man? 313 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,185 - Lisa. 314 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,987 - Well I don't want Eleanor to get hooked up 315 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,011 with a bunch of boozers. 316 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,724 - Well, I must admit that now and then 317 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,261 I do take a little drink, you know, just sociable. 318 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,662 - So does my husband. 319 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,965 But he makes more of a business out of it than a social. 320 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,301 - Lisa, you don't... 321 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,136 - May I ask what your son's name is? 322 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,470 - Oh, Ronald. 323 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,106 - That's a nice name. 324 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,274 What does he do? 325 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,574 - Oh, he goes to college. 326 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:56,078 - Ah, I like a bull that goes to college. 327 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,281 - No, Ronald is my son. 328 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,715 The bull's name is Dudley. 329 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,850 - Oh? 330 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,673 Does he go to college? 331 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,586 - No. 332 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,956 - Well, what are his prospects? 333 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,192 Can he support a family? 334 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,293 - Well I... 335 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,628 - Lisa, we're discussing two animals. 336 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:16,299 - Boy, you're getting more Hungarian by the minute. 337 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,567 - But why don't we just leave Eleanor here? 338 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,468 Everything will be fine. 339 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,658 - Not so fast. 340 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,006 Could we see your son? 341 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,507 - No, I told you, he's in college. 342 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,245 - No, she means could we see the bull? 343 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,169 - Oh, sure, sure, yeah. 344 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,817 - Lisa, this isn't at all necessary. 345 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,285 - Maybe not for you. 346 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,955 But this Eleanor's future we are talking about. 347 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:44,026 And it's our duty to see that she gets the right husband. 348 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,027 - Yes, you're right. 349 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,195 We should do everything we can. 350 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,386 - Oh, Oliver, you do care. 351 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,434 - Lisa, I... - Well, here he is. 352 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,625 - Hey, he looks fine, huh? 353 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,739 We'll just leave Eleanor here. 354 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,307 - Not so fast. 355 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,876 What do you think of... 356 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,845 Uh, what's your son's name again? 357 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,213 - Oh, uh Ronald. 358 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,547 - No, no not that son. 359 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,016 This one. 360 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,484 - Oh, this is Dudley. 361 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,585 - Well, Eleanor. 362 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,853 What do you think of Dudley? 363 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,691 I'm sorry, Mr, Cowan. 364 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,526 Eleanor doesn't like him. 365 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,828 - Doesn't like him? 366 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,164 Well, she's the first cow that hasn't. 367 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,666 - You mean he's been married before? 368 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,757 - Well, yes, uh, well no. 369 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,139 You see... - Have you got another son? 370 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,640 - No, just Ronald. 371 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,876 - Lisa, Dudley is fine. 372 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,712 We'll leave Eleanor and... - No thank you. 373 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,947 - What? 374 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,382 - If there's one thing Dudley doesn't need, 375 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,516 it's a kooky mother-in-law. 376 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,288 Come on Ronald, I mean Dudley. 377 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,558 - Now what? 378 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,193 - Don't worry, Eleanor. 379 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,662 Dudley isn't the only fish in the cream. 380 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,174 - Well, now that you and Eleanor have turned down Dudley, 381 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,842 have you got any suggestions? 382 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,644 - Maybe we could do like my cousin did 383 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,612 when she was looking for a husband, 384 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,803 join a lonely hearts club. 385 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,584 - That might work. 386 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,153 Or we could have a party for Eleanor 387 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:20,789 and invite all the eligible bulls in town. 388 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,592 - That's even better. 389 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,294 - Lisa, this has gone far enough. 390 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,496 I should have left Eleanor with Mr. Cowan. 391 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,131 - Oh, but Oliver. 392 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,501 - Lisa, there's nothing wrong with Mr. Cowan's bull. 393 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,404 But if you don't agree, then you find a mate for Eleanor. 394 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,173 - Well how am I going to do that? 395 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,208 Bring the chuckwagon up here, hombres. 396 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,444 We'll bed down here for the night. 397 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,468 - What the? 398 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,582 ♪ There's a traffic jam 399 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:51,087 ♪ on the Chisholm Trail tonight, Martha 400 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:55,858 ♪ That's why I'm a little late at getting home to you 401 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,259 - Mr. Haney. 402 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,794 - Oh, Mr. Douglas. 403 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,198 You're the first critter I've run across on the trail today. 404 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:06,369 I hope you don't mind me pushing my herd across your range. 405 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,393 - Your herd? 406 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,738 What herd? 407 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,762 - Him. 408 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,931 - Oh, is that a him cow? 409 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,545 - Yes, ma'am. 410 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:20,449 One of the finest him cows in the county, if not the state. 411 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:24,086 - That is one of the mangiest looking bulls I've ever seen. 412 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,555 - Oh, he don't always look that way. 413 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,558 It's just that he's been pining away for a mate. 414 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,993 Ain't that right, Ole? 415 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,898 His name is Ole Sanchez, 416 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:40,091 the last of a great line of Pampas bulls from the Argentine. 417 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,871 - Oh boy. 418 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,806 - I sure wish I could find a right mate for him. 419 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,708 - Well, Mr. Haney, we have a... 420 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,144 - Lisa, don't say it. 421 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,078 - Don't say what? 422 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,513 - That we have a cow that... 423 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,714 - You have a cow? 424 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,317 - You know darn well we have. 425 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,652 You sold her to us. 426 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,653 - Eleanor. 427 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,854 - Oh, her. 428 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,191 Well, I don't think that Ole'd be interested. 429 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,693 - Fine, now if you'll just take him out of here. 430 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,929 - I should let him speak for himself. 431 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,330 How 'bout it Ole? 432 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,132 Would you care to meet Eleanor? 433 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,803 He says, "Si." 434 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,905 That means yes in Spanish. 435 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,141 - I don't care what language he said yes in. 436 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,410 I'm not bringing Eleanor out here to meet that... 437 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,713 - Who is that? 438 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,914 - Eleanor! 439 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,384 - Doggone, I hardly recognized her. 440 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,954 She sure has blossomed into a beautiful hunk of beef. 441 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,565 - Oliver, look at that. 442 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,033 It's love at first sight. 443 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,936 - Love at, she needs glasses. 444 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,840 - I agree with Mrs. Douglas. 445 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,810 I believe they have fallen madly in love. 446 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,279 - Then I think they ought to get married. 447 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,380 - So do I. 448 00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,737 That'll be $300. 449 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,451 - Three hundred dollars? 450 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,287 - Well, in the Argentine, the wife is expected 451 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,456 to bring along a little dowry. 452 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,260 - Mr. Haney, I want you to take that bag of beef bones 453 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,095 and get out of here! 454 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,465 - But Mr. Douglas, you're breaking up a beautiful romance. 455 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,489 - Out! 456 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,236 - Let's slap leather, Ole. 457 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,338 We got a heap of trail to ride 458 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,274 before the sun sinks behind the buttes. 459 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,444 That's a fade out line from a Gene Autry picture. 460 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,001 - Then fade out! 461 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,952 - You did it again. 462 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,854 You broke Eleanor's heart. 463 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,991 - Alright, Lisa, I've had enough of this nonsense. 464 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,182 This is a cow. 465 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,929 She doesn't know anything about romance. 466 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,566 To her, one bull is the same as another, 467 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,368 except Mr. Haney's bull. 468 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,371 Now, tomorrow I'm taking her over to Mr. Cowan's 469 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,972 and that is that. 470 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,476 - I know just how you feel, darling. 471 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,278 That's the way I felt when my father 472 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,413 forced me to marry Mr. Douglas. 473 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,253 ♪ There's a traffic jam 474 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,890 ♪ on the Chisholm Trail tonight, Martha 475 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,294 ♪ That's why I'm a little late getting home to you 476 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,262 ♪ Get along, get along, get along, 477 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,331 ♪ get along, get along, get along 478 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,166 - Ah, Morning, Eleanor! 479 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,269 Well today's your wedding day and... 480 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,293 Eleanor. 481 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,675 Holy smoke! 482 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,500 Mr. Douglas! 483 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,348 Mr. Douglas, Mr. Douglas! 484 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,349 - What, what, what, what, what's the matter? 485 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,584 What's the matter? 486 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,351 - If you weren't asleep, you'd know. 487 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,319 - Know what? 488 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,386 - A terrible thing happened? 489 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,654 - Yeah? 490 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,522 - What, what, what, what, what's going on? 491 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,989 - I, I don't... 492 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,692 - Like I just told Mr. Douglas, a terrible thing happened. 493 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:50,526 - What? 494 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,494 - He didn't tell me! 495 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:53,995 - Oh, that's right, I didn't tell you. 496 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,098 Well you see, I got up this morning and made my bed 497 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,733 and I was singing this song. 498 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,967 ♪ There's a traffic jam 499 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,704 ♪ on the Chisholm Trail tonight, Martha 500 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,305 - Eb! 501 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,773 If you don't tell me what happened, I'll... 502 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,642 - I'm, I'm just trying to set the scene 503 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,810 so you'll get the full impact. 504 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,613 - You'll get the full impact to this if you don't... 505 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,180 - Well in that case, I'll tell ya. 506 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,215 Eleanor's gone. 507 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,650 - Gone? 508 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,218 - Yeah, she kicked the barn door down and escaped. 509 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,087 - Now are you satisfied, Mr. Matchmaker? 510 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,790 You wanted her to marry a bull she didn't like. 511 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:25,394 And rather than to do that, she ran away from home. 512 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,296 - I doubt that. 513 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,197 - I'm never going to see her again. 514 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,835 - There's nothing to cry about! 515 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,738 - What a cold heart! 516 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,474 This is the last time I ever marry a Hungarian! 517 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:40,932 - Oh, for... 518 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,535 Oh, I can do it! 519 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,851 Come on, she hasn't gotten very far. 520 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,019 We'll find her. 521 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,492 - Hold it right there, partner. 522 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,728 - Mr. Haney, point that gun somewhere else. 523 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,463 - Oh, it ain't loaded. 524 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,633 Gene Autry made sure of that when he sold it to me. 525 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,134 You see, he can't use it no more 526 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,838 now that they don't allow violence on TV. 527 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,139 - Mr. Haney... 528 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,375 - Eb, is there a tall tree around here, 529 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,511 where we can string this varmint up? 530 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,945 - Uh, yes sir. 531 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:17,479 There's a good tree right in the back of the... 532 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,503 - Eb! 533 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,517 What are you talking about, stringing me up? 534 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,320 - That's what we do with cattle rustlers. 535 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,154 - You don't make any sense. 536 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,257 - Don't play the lily-livered innocent with me. 537 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:33,696 Last night you snuck over to my coral in the dead of night 538 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,933 and you cleaned out my whole herd of Ole Sanchez. 539 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,836 - Oh, for the love of... 540 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,003 - What's the matter? 541 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,672 - I'm gonna hang your husband. 542 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,741 - Oh, well there is a good tree there in the back of... 543 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:46,809 - Lisa! 544 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:49,712 - You deserve it. 545 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:50,912 You know what he did? 546 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,481 He made Eleanor run away from home. 547 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,416 - Eleanor is missing? 548 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,184 - Yeah, I was making my bed this morning 549 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,285 and singing this song. 550 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,119 ♪ There's a traffic jam in the... 551 00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,810 - Will you be quiet? 552 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,892 - So, Eleanor's missing, huh? 553 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,227 And so is Ole. 554 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,262 - So that's it. 555 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,430 - What's it? 556 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,698 - They eloped. 557 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,137 Oliver. 558 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,606 - Mhm. 559 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:21,477 - Where do you suppose they went on their honeymoon? 560 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,310 - Who? 561 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,513 - Eleanor and Ole. 562 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,705 - They probably went to Niagara Falls. 563 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,219 - Oh, don't be silly. 564 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,289 Do you suppose he took her to South America? 565 00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,290 - Look, Lisa... 566 00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:37,981 - Well, he's from the Argentine. 567 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,095 - That's probably where they went. 568 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,264 Now may I go back to sleep? 569 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,788 - Of course, dear. 570 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,334 - Oliver. 571 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,003 - What now? 572 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,506 - I hope they'll be as happy as we are. 573 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,530 - Me too. 574 00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:54,476 - You are happy, aren't you? 575 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,112 - I would be if I could get some sleep. 576 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,614 - Oh, I'm sorry. 577 00:23:58,638 --> 00:23:59,748 Goodnight, darling. 578 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,506 - Goodight, goodnight, sweetheart. 579 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:09,079 - Linda? Olga? Maria? Kate? Carol? 580 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,552 Betty? Barbara? Mildred? Penny? 581 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,499 - Lisa. 582 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:18,434 - Yes. 583 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,835 Yes, we could call her Lisa. 584 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,670 Unless, of course, it's a boy cow. 585 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:24,239 Then we'll call him Oliver. 586 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,408 - Yes, call him Oliver. 587 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:30,601 - Oliver, just think, our daughter is going to be a mother. 588 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:37,218 Oliver! 589 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:38,454 - What's the matter? 590 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:40,856 - Oliver, I just thought of something. 591 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,123 - What? 592 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,693 - I'm too young to be a grandmother! 593 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:31,595 This has been a Filmways presentation, darling. 38371

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