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Hey, we're rolling, Frankie.

What took you so long? I went by the pharmacy to buy the little blue magic

Is the girl here yet?

No, but she did call. She's on her way. She'll be here shortly. I suggest you

get inside and start getting ready.

Let's roll.

All right, well, hop to it, buddy.

Okay.

Well, Frankie, you're going all out for this one, huh? Getting all spiffed up

and everything.

Yeah, I feel real lucky today, Johnny.

I'm really excited about this one.

All right, Mr. Lucky. Why don't you take the time and tell the folks at home who

we've got coming over today.

You remember that girl, Bonnie?

I remember Bonnie.

Yeah, she had a girlfriend named Lily.

Okay. And she told her all about us. She gave us a great review.

She gave us a great review or you a great review?

I'm sure it was me because it wasn't you.

She gave you the right review? Really, Frankie? Yeah.

Okay. Did you take your pill yet?

No, I'm about to right now.

Okay.

Don't drop them.

Swallow them.

All right, let's get ready to roll. Johnny, did I ever tell you the time

girl ate my asshole out?

No, you didn't.

It's really funny.

When I got a divorce, I was invited to a party over a friend's house, and he had

this beautiful blonde.

I just got a divorce.

We had some few drinks and we were partying and everybody went upstairs and

stayed downstairs with me and we started making love.

And she said, you know what I really like?

I like eating assholes.

And I said, fine.

So I pulled my pants down and I was up against the fireplace wall, you know,

stone wall.

Hold that thought there, Frankie.

Let me grab the camera here.

How are you doing?

Good to see you, sweetie.

How are you doing, Lily? I'm Johnny. And you just met my friend Frankie. How are

you doing?

Okay. As you know, we're doing a movie here today.

And you're aware of that, correct?

Yeah,

I like filming the girls as they come in.

And, you know, I like to greet them. Before we get started, can you tell us a

little bit about yourself? For instance, have you ever done film like this

before?

Really? How long have you been in the business?

A few months. A few months?

Okay.

Have you ever been with any old guys before?

No, actually not. What's the oldest man you've been with?

Maybe 40.

40? Oh, well, we're going to have to kind of like almost double that age

Now, please, go easy on my friend. I don't want to have any 911 calls for him

the middle of the shoot. We'd like to finish this film, so, you know.

Take care of him, but don't kill him, please.

I don't want you to feel bad.

Okay, so you know who she reminds me of, Frankie?

She reminds me of that nurse. You remember when you were in the hospital

time, you had that mini -stroke?

Doesn't that look like the nurse that took care of you?

He fancies himself an animal. But, you know, I almost think I should take over

this part because I am the one with the horse cock, you know.

Yeah, on the world's tiniest pony.

Really? Okay, funny, funny, you know.

Anyway, how are you feeling, Frankie?

I'm feeling a little lightheaded. All right, well, why don't you two go to the

bedroom, and I'll be in there in just a few minutes, okay?

Let's get you checked out.

Let's get me fully checked out.

Oh yeah, I'm doing fine.

Make sure

your heart is beating.

I hope so.

He's got quite a few miles on that odometer of his.

And we're going to put some more miles on it with you, honey.

Oh, really?

Yes, ma 'am.

Well,

we got a great one in here, Johnny.

That we do.

I see something still alive in here.

Yeah, you better believe it.

Pretty as you are.

It better be alive.

How are you feeling, Frankie?

I'm in heaven.

You feeling any better now?

Oh, I feel great right now.

I'm certainly feeling much better.

Those are some nice titties. How old are you?

I'm 20.

Oh, God.

Tough job.

Yeah,

I know.

You want to take off your shirt now, sweetie?

What a great idea we

came up with, Johnny.

We did.

That's it, Lily.

Give it to me.

Take it off.

You're doing a great job, sweetie.

Do you think you could take the rest of your clothes off now?

Maybe leave the socks on, don't you?

Okay.

Well, you probably got them off.

Oh,

that's a beautiful ash you got there.

Thank you.

Can you take off the panties too, please?

Sure.

Okay.

Do me a favor.

Back up and spread your cheeks a little bit so we can get a good view for the

camera.

Give us a little pirouette to show off that gorgeous body you got.

Well, that's great.

You're a natural.

Can you turn around a little bit so we can see the front?

Sure.

That's beautiful.

Can you give us a little pussy pose there?

That's wonderful.

So what about it, Frank? Are you ready to puck?

Are you ready, John?

Yeah.

Hey, Frankie, do me a favor. Put these glasses on.

Okay. What for?

Just follow my lead. Put them on.

Okay, that's good. That's good.

Continue.

This is a real Floridian fuck.

Hey, Frankie, that's enough with the glasses.

Okay.

I'm getting soft.

Really? You're getting the limp dick syndrome? Yeah, I'm getting the limp

This beautiful girl.

Your age is beginning to show, unfortunately.

All right. You think you're going to be able to continue?

I don't know.

Really? Have you had it for the day?

I don't know.

You know what?

Maybe we should go to bed.

Give Glenn a call so we can finish this up today.

All right?

All right.

Lily, you don't mind a real stand -in, do you?

Somebody will finish the job?

No. Okay, let us make a call.

We ain't got all day. Come on.

Well, he's got to answer the phone.

Hey, Glenn, how you doing, buddy?

I got a little problem over here. You want to come over here? I know you do.

I got Lindtick syndrome.

You come over here and finish up. I got a gorgeous girl here. We're finishing a

movie. I need a dick to finish for me.

No, I didn't call you a dick. I said I need your dick to finish with me.

Come on right over.

That's good. Okay. He lives around the corner. All right. Good.

Hey, Glenn. Hey.

I'm already rolling it, just so you know. All right. All right. Okay. Just

saying. Well, as you know, we were filming again. Uh -huh.

And Frankie, limp dick syndrome. He can't keep it up, you know? Poor guy.

I'm happy to fill in if that's the case. All right. They're back in the bedroom.

All right. Head back.

Okay. And I'll introduce you to the girl. All right. Okay.

She was gorgeous. Oh, hey. She sure is gorgeous. Hi, Billy.

Lily, this is the replacement for Frankie.

Frankie, I hate to tell you this, but for the rest of the day, you're fired.

I'm going to need you off the set.

Take a good cold shower, and I'll see you in the morning. Guys, let's get

here.

And what do you do for a living?

A couple of animals today, I guess. Quite a few.

I see.

I'll teach you that in Veterinarian school.

Not really.

you

You called me over.

Oh, that's nice of you to play with your clothing like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

unlucky guy.

I'm getting ready to come.

Get on your knees.

Time for your medicine.

Go over your face there. Go over the face.

All right, buddy?

Right on your face.

You ready?

That's the way to save the day.

Appreciate all your hard work.

And that was a pun intended for that one. My pleasure, Johnny. Okay, you were

real stand -up guy for us.

How does this thing work?

You know, I'm not a cameraman.

Guys, I'm really sorry what happened today.

I know you want to see me fuck, but...

Next time I will make sure that I give you a really good show.